Morning b3taI'm a little bit gutted as I've just seen the man who has his hand up Elmo's arse and it's spoiled the magic a bit. Happy 40th Birthday Sesame Street.
Plans for today?
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 7:59,
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No drinking tonightI've been doing that enough this week, I think I'll chill with a movie instead.
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GoodKingSuperMatt, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:02,
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You out for JackAction's birthday.(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:04,
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Asda budget shopNap
Poker playoffs tonight but as I qualified I've offered to deal. Then maybe a couple of cash games.
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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:05,
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Work and sruff.(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:05,
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Pie, FUCK YEAH(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:17,
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Oh.Great.
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:12,
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Work :(Although I am considering taking a half day to go home and bake my pie for tomorrow.
I'm in 2 minds though cos my boss is off and it would be a shame to waste a half days leave when she's not here!
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mns pies mmm! mns pies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:21,
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Use it to perform office pranks.(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:39,
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Well, it is 7am and I am home eating pringles and drinking boozeand I thought it was time for a new thread.
so there.
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Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 7:04,
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I heard that the employees of StopBadWare are a peadophile company.(
Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 7:19,
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I have no ideabut on the bright side, I have pringles and booze.
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Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 7:21,
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I'm not sure how I feel about this.(
'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 7:24,
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Why aren't pringles tubes bigger to reflect man sized hands?(
GoodKingSuperMatt, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 7:39,
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You could just ask your date to get some out for you.(
Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 7:41,
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But you are a dwarf.This problem cannot possibly effect you.
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 7:55,
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I've got tits like two conkers in a hurricane.(
baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 7:55,
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good stuff(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:05,
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Hey this is JackAction, just starting a new thread to let you know that I'm going to bed.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:24,
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Just let me log it in my big b3ta book of beddy byes.(
mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:29,
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and check your b3ta book of how to kill yourselfwhilst you're at it
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:30,
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Sounds like someone is very upset.Is it because I made you realise you're actually a fucking wanker?
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:34,
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not reallyit's just because i honestly think you should kill yourself.
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:35,
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That's probably a knee jerk reaction to you being a fucking wanker.(
mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:37,
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yes, i expect so. you pathetic little prick.(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:38,
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MORE LIKE MORTAL FUCKING WANKER.(
mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:39,
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look, i see it like thisanyone, and this includes you, who takes so much time to document the smallest events, the tiniest little hiccups of people they don't know, and therefore do not matter, in a retarded little list, on a website which, let's be honest, has no real significance, anyone who is so anal, and so deluded to think anyone actually gives a flying fuck anyway, anyone, including you, who has spent so much time and effort compiling such a thing, must be a totally sad and shrivelled sack of fucking shit with no fucking life whatsoever.
so, you can call me what you like, i really don't give a fuck what you say, you're no-one. really.
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:43,
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Oh wow, what a fucking wanker he's turned out to be.I knew I'd end up being right about this.
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:45,
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Way to make it look like you don't care you stupid fucking wanker.(
mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:49,
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way to make it seem like you do you silly tit(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:49,
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oh the irony!(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:50,
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I'm already on there.I'm not about to put myself on there for calling this fucking wanker a fucking wanker until he showed himself to be a fucking wanker.
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:54,
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i love youi want you to know that. i want to kiss your cherry lips and twiddle your curly hair around my fingers.
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:55,
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fist my ass pls(
mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:57,
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i would be delighted(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:58,
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Is it because I keep saying 'fucking wanker'?(
mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:59,
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i think it's because you're proving who the wanker iswith a great degree of certainty
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:04,
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i definitely think it should be on there(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:50,
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not really in the right place tho, or under the right titleoh well, perhaps i should put it in my profile, under a more correct heading, oh no, wait a minute, that would be really fucking sad.
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:07,
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Oh is this that list no-one cares about that you care about?I really don't see how it's any 'sadder' than being here at 7 minutes past 4. I'm glad it incites so much anger in you though, even though you don't care about it, obviously.
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:10,
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i don't care about your listi'm just concerned about the inaccuracies in it. i just think, if you're going to do it, you should do it properly, for your sake, otherwise you might end up getting all disappointed with yourself and become really bitter and miserable and end up wanting to kill yourself.
i'm off to bed. goodnight pickle.
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:18,
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Oh my, that sounds like a world of butt hurt.(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:02,
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Just wait till the fucking wanker starts transposing words in sentences.Definitely doesn't make him look like a stupid fucking wanker at all, that.
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:43,
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It's more fun when you only just found out that Mortal looks like Keanu Reeves(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:43, archived)
Cor(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:03,
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great news I still have hours at work before I get home!still,time enough to take a paid shit.
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Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:08,
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lol ur a nobmy keyboard is broken so i have to use the onscreen one
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Lord Yulelius slankers, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:12,
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fuck my aunt sally(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:37,
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fuck your own aunt sally(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:39,
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I'll fuck your aunt sally silly.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:43,
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Fucking wanker.(
mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:03,
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LOLur funny
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:18,
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goodnight asshats(
Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:27,
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You dildo.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:28,
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You utter dildo.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:28,
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You couldn't be anymore of a dildo even if you tried.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:29,
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A dildo still in its box, neglected in an attic.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:30,
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How very dildo-esque of you.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:31,
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that was quite funny you fat faced fuck(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:59,
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something something dildo something(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:45,
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dildo dildo on the sea shore(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:58,
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DilDONT YOU WANT ME BABY! DONT YOU WANT ME WOOOOAH WOAH WOAH WOOAH(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:59,
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hahaha(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 2:23,
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IS THIS FUCKING SERIOUS!!!????www.datepositive.net/?gclid=CP_W3rOO9Z0CFVtm4wodAza1KQ
the google ad said 'Herpes Dating' yum, i thought, get me summathat
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:27,
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'Ewwwwww' is my first thought,but I guess it must be tough for them, so fair play.
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i had a coldsore oncecan i join?
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:37,
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I'm joining.I'm really positive about this.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:32,
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HIV positive?(
Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:36,
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I've already joined, that was quick.I put the efficiency in human immunodeficiency virus.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:48,
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I'm bored, someone do one of them tinychat things. Are we still doing those?(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:38,
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www.tinychat.com/b3ta
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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:42,
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wicked, i think.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:49,
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Wouldn't this be more your sort of thing?www.gaychubbydating.com/
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hedonistmas lunging wildly at the Pope since, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:53,
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i'm not joining that one too.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:56,
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But... but...b3ta needs you
*sniff*
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:11,
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i'm back alreadyi'm not chubby enough for that lot.
i've sent moohalaa the link though.
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scott,, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:17,
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Midnight(ish) poetry. Sorry.She passes on by
my house once again
Makes beauty and style
seem simply attained.
Her dress hugs her curves
and teases the mind
A goddess up front
a minx from behind.
I watch her each day
film and record her.
Do I deserve this
restraining order?
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:18,
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A+++ WOULD READ AGAIN!(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:19,
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you're quite the talent around here y'know,and attractive too, or so I hear.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:33,
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Who's been spreading such vicious lies?(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:34,
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Excellent AAAAAaAAaaAAaAAaAaAarrrrRRrRdvaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaarrRRRRRk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ing.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:21,
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It's what I do.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:23,
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i'm glad i stopped in on my way to bed(
snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:34,
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Hello there, rhcpaul.You're looking smashing.
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:37,
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thanks! i've been blowing up my back garden this eveningwe put fireworks in pumpkins and i held a rocket tube so it launched out of my hand because i'm Dead Hard.
you're looking radiant yourself, matey. had a pleasant evening?
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snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:39,
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As planned, I wasted most of it here.I also watched Phone Booth. It wasn't very good.
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:40,
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i watched that film in a hostel in cork a few years agotrue story
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snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:41,
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Oh NO!i have to do a powerpoint presentation for tomorrow morning!
also i have to cook a stir fry because i'm hungry!
also homebase didn't have any coloured lightbulbs this afternoon which i needed to put into my bottom to help me concentrate.
doveston, you're an expert in everything, how should i go about simultaneously cooking a chicken stir fry with chili sauce and creating an inpressive presentation?
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:01,
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I'm glad you asked,powerpoint is my forté, you need to make sure that words come in from many angles, make sure the words fly in one at a time, with varying speeds and different fonts. also, use comic sans primarily.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:04,
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yes. yes this is perfect counselwhat wise words spinning from all angles would you include, i was thinking about batman style monosyllabic ones for added impact
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:07,
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maybe this can help youwww.youtube.com/watch?v=8KxnNJe9krk&feature=fvw
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:14,
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fucking hell that was awesome(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:30,
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SALT WATER TAFFY!(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:33,
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shit yeahthis was in the related clips, even better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxSQ-0FWHNk
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Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:47,
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I'm not reading thatI've been watching KidULTHOOD and AdULTHOOD today (or however they want to be spelt). They were pretty good for a "let's look at teenagers committing crimes" type film. Kidulthood's on iPlayer at the moment if anybody gives a shit.
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:05,
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i probably won't read this,but don't worry, get over it and enjoy life.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:06,
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I didn't read what Friz said, but I fully endorse The Doveston.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:07,
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i didn't read any of thatespecially what bits i typed myself
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:08,
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all the cool kids are using overhead projector slides these daysget with the programme grandad
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scott,, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:12,
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DunnoI burned a mattress tonight.
Anyway, cheerio.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:15,
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you're going to wait around for a reply at least.how did you burn your mattress? this better be a story with at least two hookers and mud wrestling.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:19,
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Come back cowfoo. For the love of Christ, come back.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:21,
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Oh shiti have got to type a 2000 word essay due in tommorow
Wish me luck
Also.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:39,
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spotify:track:2sHrBa44SAuS7kKRD2sTBn
OR
open.spotify.com/track/2sHrBa44SAuS7kKRD2sTBn
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:40,
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32 minutes long(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:42,
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Fuck yeah!(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:48,
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i've managed 10 minutes so far, I might go for a wee(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:52,
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Pretty harsh to be set a 2000 word essay at 23.39 the night before it has to be in.I'd complain if I were you.
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Haha, gutted.And you're doing it for nothing, you schmuck.
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Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:41,
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does tomorrow stretch to '6pm tomorrow'typing 2k is certainly possible, having content to put in it is another matter.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:41,
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That's nothing. Get coffee and get cracking.And start earlier next time.
I should definitely take my own advice regarding deadlines.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:42,
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I've got 8 weeks to turn in an 8,000 word oneplus methodology, literature review, references.....
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The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:44,
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that's only 0.099206349206349206349 words per minute,piece of piss.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:49,
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Can I help?(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:27,
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have you already written it in manuscript?(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:43,
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Tell us what it's about. We'll help.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:44,
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I'm an expert in every field.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:50,
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what do you know about crop rotation?(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:51,
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everything.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:52,
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you should totally be a contestent on Your Bet or something(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:54,
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Farmer?(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:51,
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The subject is about frankenstienFuck it, im outting on my mixtape, bye
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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:52,
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Learning to spell 'Frankenstein' would be a good start.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:53,
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it's pronounced FRONKENSTEEN(
weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:06,
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Wicked, I just mentioned that film.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:07,
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That was the name of the monster, wasn't it?(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:57,
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NO IT WAS THE FUCKING DUDE WHO MADE ITSorry jack, im lolstressin
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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:01,
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Write about Young Frankenstein instead.In fact, I think I'm going to stick Young Frankenstein on the old Sky Player.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:04,
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they make all the best pianos(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:59,
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Work have this traditionwhen it's your birthday, you either bring in cakes or samosas. Don't quite understand why, when it's YOUR birthday, you're the one who has to stump up the goods but...
What would you take into work on your birthday, for your colleagues and et cetera to enjoy? Alternatively, what would you take into the Department for Work and Pensions if you are not currently enjoying work and all its getting up before it's bloody light these days goddammit?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:50,
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Crack cocaine.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:51,
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why crack it?take it along whole then put it in a pinata, let them crack it open themselves
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:58,
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Oh fuck off.(
Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:52,
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Yeah, I'm going to go with this answer.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:54,
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and I thought 'Dave' was the homeof witty banter. NO! It's here.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:55,
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Don't go getting me involved.(
FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:55,
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You keep Stephen Fry and Jemmy Clarkson in a cageand milk them for your sustenance :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:59,
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Sadly not. They escaped.I've only got Duncan Norvelle and Bernie Clifton locked up at the mo.
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FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:12,
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plot for Saw 9?get screenplaying
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:16,
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"Do you want to play a game?""Ooh, chase me."
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FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:18,
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I'm a bit sad I can't Piebash this weekendthe banter would certainly be excellent. Have a nice do, folks.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:21,
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Good banter?You must be confusing us with someone else :)
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FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:25,
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AAaahhhh, I know your game!When a huge pie, just big enough for a man to hide inside gets wheeled to the door with all ribbons round it, and there's a bit of a fanfare, we know what to expect!
Yeah, don't think I don't know you killed a man and pied him.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:27,
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and to think that you work with massive pipesI'm claiming the newspape headline when you ice decorative church organs onto a celebratory pie that is very hot, while pissed-in a Dudley Canal tunnel..
'Pie eyed Pie Piper pipes pipe-organ onto piping hot pie inside a pipe'
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:36,
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where have you got his bird teathered?(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:21,
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It's going in one of the pies for Saturday.(
FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:25,
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What's your opinion on "Wet"?(
Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:17,
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I tried the demo and that was as far as I got.It looked pretty but the controls were really frustrating. And I had my fill of grindhouse style games in the new House of the dead.
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FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:18,
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Ahh.I've rented the full game. It's quite frustrating, for more reasons than the controls.
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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:19,
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I'll be having words with you on Saturday.(
The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:57,
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Wait, why?(
Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:09,
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I make a BIG chocolate and strawberry cream cake./edit - also if everyone else brings cakes for you on your birthday, you'd have to eat some of each so as not to upset anyone, and you'd probably end your birthday in the toilets throwing up.
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The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:53,
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cake over samosas every time: probably custard tarts(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:54,
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I love custard tartsbut they have to be fresh, they go watery when they are a couple of days old.
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The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:24,
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I'm not sure whybut that sounds rude.
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The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28,
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it just meansoh now hang on....
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:40,
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jello shooters(
Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:54,
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It must be such a drag, being sociable once a year, providing your birthday falls on a workday.(
Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:55,
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I'm sociable every day of the yearisn't your birthday supposed to be the day when you get to act like a childish cunt?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:57,
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well you're no middle class likeany I've ever met then,
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:07,
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Try again, but make sense this time.(
Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:12,
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so if you don't understand, it must make no sense?excellent logic. Just saying, only middle class kids don't act like a childish cunt on their birthday. the upper class and the working class do, but the middle class have more decorum about it all.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:19,
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Except for the majority of workers, a birthday is not a justifiable reason to take a holiday and certainly no excuse for bad behaviour.(
Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:21,
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That's not what I said at all.(
Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:22,
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It didn't make sense, though.Read it back to yourself.
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:24,
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the sentence does not end with the bold typemessageboard software does insist you put content in t5he title and also in the message body, so it is possible to put in a short message by splitting it across both.
You're not new around here so I would expect you'd know this.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:39,
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Yeah, I know how to type a message on here.I also know how to type messages that make sense. That one did not.
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:44,
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it didn't really form a symbolcally massive kidney stonein my otherwise normal passage of symbolic urine so I'm not going to spend ages dissecting and analysing it. You and Dr P didn't get it. Wah. I feel so diminished. Moving on.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:52,
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nice to know my meteoric rise to tosser famehas finally gained your hallmark of tosser approval.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:56,
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See now, anyone stupid enough not to book the day off should just grin and bear it.(
We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:58,
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Or go on strike and smash capitalism.(
Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:59,
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saturday this yearthanks to fucking leap years I haven't had a Saturday birthday in , well, YEARS.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:04,
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I never take anything into work on my birthdaybut if I did, it would be a very large bottle of brandy.
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mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:56,
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secret recipe inferno strength?sort out the men from the boys from the inflammatory bowel disease sufferers...
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:00,
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The beancounters at Deloitte do that in Edinburgh.But Edinburgh always was a bit weird.
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The whole of Deloitte is wierd.(
Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:03,
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Deloitte must be a wonderful place to work.The adverts at every careers event in Britain say so, it must be true.
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Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:05,
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I don't work for them, but I know people who do, and they seem to be prize bastards.UNLESS you are a super-dooper careerist who will cut throats to get to the top. Then they promote you a lot and you get paid well.
Then you stop being human and burn out by 35.
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Nigel slogged his arse off for four years with no pay to get a degree.Now he works for Deloitte Consulting in Slough and sells insurance over the phone. Nigel is very proud of his accomplishments.
This is not satire, it's been paraphrased from an actual testimonial on their promotional flyers.
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Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:16,
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I've seen a lot of that sort of stuff.And i've written it too.
/shame
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because if other people had to do itsome people might not get a cake or samosas because they are horrendous shitbags
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Very trueSome offices are as bad as school used to be.
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The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:03,
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I'll find out next April and report back.(
Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:02,
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A rule at my old workplace a few years back was that we had to bring in buns.I wanted to just wander in wearing assless chaps and proclaim, ''buns, anyone?''. I worked with two guys who were both over 50 though.
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:04,
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the irony could have turned sourif both their eyes lit up with anticipation
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:05,
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The office was in a basement with no fire escape. That would have been horrible.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:09,
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They probably still would have fucked you,just perhaps not cuddled afterwards. How much do you want?
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Neptune, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:06,
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They were deffo not the cuddling type.Two ex coppers, one of which was in CID.
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:07,
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Are you propositioning me, Neptune?(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:10,
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Haven't decided yet. I only shave when I can be bothered.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:12,
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It could have been so great.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:15,
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THE THING I LOVE ABOUT WORK ISwhen I'm telling someone they've done something wrong, then they argue their point and they eventually realise that they're wrong. That point when you can see their mind change, it's brill.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:05,
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Being a porn director certainly has its perks.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:06,
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fuck off talking about work(
Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:13,
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Have you got sand in your vagina this evening, Kristine?(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:14,
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No, lovely wonderful Aardvark.Okay, maybe a little.
omgbadday,etc
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Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:22,
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Kristine. You're a swell girl and all....but no woman dictates what The Doveston can and can't talk about.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:15,
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I meant to tell you the other night that you look a lot like a guy I know.Did you happen to steal $700 from Ami?
Just wondering, like.
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Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:20,
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Not me I'm afraid. Is he homeless because I kinda had that look going on.If I was to steal though, I'd do it in pounds sterling.
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:23,
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well, I haven't talked to him in a whilehe could be homeless I guess
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Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:25,
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Still, at least he's $700 better off.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28,
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yeah but now his car window is busted because she threw a can of mountain dew through itit's getting to be winter, and if he's sleeping in there, it's going to be awfully cold
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Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:29,
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Probably for the best, fucking HBLC lookalike thief scum.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:31,
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I should sneak in there and shave his beard and eyebrows(
Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:38,
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why don't you fuck off talking about talking about work?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:26,
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sorry, shall I put the kettle on?(
Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:27,
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you better had...(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:30,
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i got shit all for my birthdayi have no idea why?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:28,
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i like fruit loafbut cherry bakewells can fuck right off
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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:37,
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you sound like a harsh taskmaster(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:19,
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I'm a real cunt to everyone in work.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:25,
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what do you do?(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:34,
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Can someone provide me with a decent explanation as to why this image is fake?I know it's fake, I'm just finding it difficult to explain in a concise manner.
j.znet.lv/blog/images/megan_fox_is_superwoman.jpg NSFW, yeah?
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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:50,
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That looks like my friend Carla*phones carla*
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Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:51,
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After you with that phone.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:52,
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back off, homes(
Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:55,
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Oh Kristine, you know she'd never replace you in my heart or my pants.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:56,
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I'm trying to make sure you don't replace me in HER heart and her pants(
Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:00,
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grimy cunt(
Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:02,
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Nerd culture.Superwomen gives people who "oink" mid laughter the horn.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:52,
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I'll have to study that for a whileBut her front bottom lady's parts have no hair, and Megan's bits do.
don't ask me how I know, I just do.
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:53,
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Oi, fucknuts, since when the fuck do the French and Germans and so forth celebrate Guy Fawkes?www.b3ta.com/talk/6521480
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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:54,
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the light-sourced shadow around the nipple indicates incident angle of incoming light as different tothe rest of the picture. The fact there's a quim on display shows unprofssionalness on Megan Fox's part.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:54,
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the lighting on her is different to the lighting in the background(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:55,
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It's almost as if someone invented some sort of artificial light.(
Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:57,
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It's clearly showing the nipplesof an actress who (as far as i'm aware) hasn't done any nude or semi-naked roles, and that means it unlikely that she will be showing them for what appears to be a publicity shot.
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head's not in proportion to the bodylighting's all wrong
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McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:26,
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JMG must have postedwhats the most exciting thing that ever happened on /talk?
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that was quite an entertaining thread, couldn't you hold it in :((, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
It's all relativebut probably that fire.
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:29,
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the one that made everything not be online for a week or whatever?(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
Yep. That one.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:34,
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Difficult.So many flounces....
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The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:29,
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especially a roaneah flounce(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:35,
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Ooh yes.They are dramatic.
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The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:36,
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He has a very punchable face.(
baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:41,
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He's quite nice in real life.(
The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:42,
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No he isn't.He's an annoying personality-less prick who deserves a thorough kicking.
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:45,
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I should qualify that.He's quite nice in real life when he's sober.
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The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:46,
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I still disagree.I'd like to watch him get beaten up by a teenager.
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:47,
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That's no reason not to beat someone up.(
Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:48,
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He strikes me as the kind of egotistical bellend who is defended (and almost revered) by simple-minded females for allegedly being "sensitive".(
Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:51,
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He's not in any way sensitive, he's a tool.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:55,
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Hold on, this isn't fair. You're all slating him and he's not even here to defend himself.Hahaha, like he'd not have flounced like a spaz by now if he were here.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:06,
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That time somebody posted "Whoa!" in a new thread,suggesting a momentous event had just occurred, but provided no context whatsoever and never posted again.
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Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:30,
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whoaalthough if I'd seen that I might have found that annoying so I'm glad I didn't see it
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someone detailed a meal they were about to eat and asked what other people liked to eat(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:31,
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some of the longest conversations I've had on here have been food based(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)
Someone made me cry.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:31,
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Chin up. Punch them in the face Pet.The JMG philosophy.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:33,
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Oh ages ago. Although my mum made me cry at the weekend.Before that, a boy made me cry a couple of months ago and I didn't stop for ages.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:34,
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Would you like me to ask Handsome Gav to beat him up?He's quite the chap.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:36,
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This is a good reason not to get involved with people(
St.Minimus *France dance*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:37,
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I don't want to get involved with anyone. 2009 has been a rubbish year for Limeyvolvement. fuck 'em.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:39,
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People should be banned.(
baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:48,
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Exciting?Well, When you mean 'Exciting' it means that something has happened. And that rarely happens. I think the top 4 are
1. ViCE are paedofiles
2. Squeeky13, also known as Ryan bury. who threatend to call the orthorotees
3. The Twitter invasion, that spead to all boards, and got me banned for a week for 'Leading a twat invasion', Thanks Karl
4. Gilgy leaving. i think part of /talk died that day
EDITED
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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:33,
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Die in a hole(
Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:39,
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Link me one that's funny involving you, if we're using that as a measure of worth.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:50,
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I quite liked squeeky13.He was so moronic he actually made me laugh and draw crude biro cartoons depicting him as a loudmouth with bad hair.
First | Second | Third (previously unreleased)
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Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:41,
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the ryan bury episode?(
weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:33,
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oh yeah that was goodthe best i could think of was when some people all slept with each other and then had to apologise
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Aren't we still all sleeping with each other?I make no apology for that.
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:36,
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is this in Mike's list?(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:42,
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possibly one of the best things to happen on /talki miss that chubby cunt.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:48,
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Probably one of the two great b3tan sex scandals.Litigious times.
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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:44,
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B3tans and humans have miscegenated?Oh no.
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Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:46,
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I suspect it may have been happening for longer than we thought.Ever noticed that babies tend to be fat, stupid and lazy?
And bald, unemployed and living with their mothers.
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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:49,
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I might have a shower, then go to bed.I won't be moving in with 90nz0.
I'm sure you're all filling in your JMG scrapbooks.
Which b3tan SHOULD I move in with?
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:21,
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ME(
Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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Oh, err dont mind the stains on the wall(
Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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And the poo(
Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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And the jizz oh god dont touch that(
Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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Your bed is under the pasty wrappers and newspaper(
Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:23,
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The Doveston and SSG(
Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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Hurray!(
Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:24,
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Mykey.A 21st century Odd Couple.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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A lovely concept.(
Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:24,
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As you're Wormulus. We could park our Hondas in the same garage, then discuss the recent football.(
Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:23,
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I thought I was Baldmonkey? Or you?Now we're all getting confused.
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You might be Friz.Which wouldn't be so far a move.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:26,
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*Dampens brow*This doesn't rule out Mykey.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:31,
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I see this name come up a lot from you, but I don't know if it's a real name or a screen name.Or even a real person.
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It's a small hill in Northen Scotland.It has me on block.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:34,
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He doesn't like JMG.I don't know why. He never explained.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:43,
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I'm a success at life.(
Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:49,
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Not me, I hate you(
Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:23,
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:(!(
Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:24,
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Sorry, meant to type like but I spelt it wrong.(
Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:25,
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dexionplexis(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:23,
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Is it even a human being?I always imagined it as wacky tedium incarnate; a cloud-like figure with a vaguely irritating smell, forever laughing at its own bon mots in a Möbius cycle of mirth and Spotify links.
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Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:28,
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it's like a shit baldmonkey(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:32,
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OHHH THE FLOP SWEAT!:(
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:26,
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Who does that make Leonard then?(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:26,
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One of the boring bloggers.Then you can smack them in the chops till they repent and learn the error of their ways.
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Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:25,
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I'd get them a shock collar that goes off if they touch the keyboard.(
Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:27,
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This might seriously make some folk cry.(
Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:27,
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Me.Is anyone else having trouble with MSN?
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:28,
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NO I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS ON FACEBOOK IT'S FINE(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:29,
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WELL I DIDN'T SEE THATSHUT UP
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:29,
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EVERYONE MSN ME JUST TO SPITE ESMEalso so I can pretend I have friends
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:30,
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FINE NO-ONE'S GOING TO MSN ME I'LL JUST SLASH MY WRISTS INSTEAD(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:48,
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Have you tried using a different client?(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:57,
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Working fine for me.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:29,
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no, other than no one messages me(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:31,
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Same here. Sad stuff.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:35,
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A short review of Wet, by Karl HysteriaWHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE BASTARD FUCKING SKYDIVE LEVEL YOU CUNTS.
Now please review things. Reviewing things is fun.
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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:18,
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AlcoholIn large quantities it makes you dizzy and sick and fall asleep 9/10
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St.Minimus *France dance*, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:19,
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A BOAT MISSION? I DON'T WANT TO DO A FUCKING BOAT MISSION ROCKSTAR, YOU CUNTS.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:19,
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Here's mine for Tekken 6:Tekken 6: Shit.
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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:19,
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*Tekken 6 fives*(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:21,
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Review of the dinner i just had, by *Dave*It was rate good. the sauce was vehry good. it didnt have hello my name is dave
9.1232534098745263085234 spoons out of /123
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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:20,
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I review things for a magazine.I'm not giving away free samples on here.
Oh all right, my one-line review of Tekken 6: Fighting with friends is fun, single player is annoying and the final boss is a SHITBAG.
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:20,
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Isn't that the review of every Tekken game?(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:21,
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Pretty much.The boss is especially cunty though. I do like having a choice of 40 characters though.
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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the main complaint I've always had about the tekken seriesis why can't I rip people's head and spines out?
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Ripping the spine out of a kangaroo would surely fall foul of the BBFC.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:23,
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But it wouldn't fall foul of AWESOME.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:24,
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pie is alrightI've eaten the top
it is cold in places
final score: pie
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My internet tonight:A big festering pile of fucking SHITE.
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:21,
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Aww man, seriously.That was NOT cool.
NOT COOL.
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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:05,
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Context is fun(
Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:06,
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Fuck off Friz/ac
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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:07,
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Yeah. Yeah!Like, yeah.
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:07,
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Totally, bro.(
Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:09,
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How are you, anyway?AaAAaaaARrRrdvAaaAaRrk!!!!!!
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:15,
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I'm rather good now that you've used the Aardvark Greeting Generator.It made me do a :D, like it always does.
How are you?
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:16,
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I've totally got a sexy new laptop, here./ac
Also, beer.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:17,
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You're winner!(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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details?(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:24,
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It was supercool.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:08,
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No man,not cool.
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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:08,
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we're totally on the same wavelength(
Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:13,
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Wanna date?(
Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:17,
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That's still the closest I've ever come to getting a date.Thanks for the memories.
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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:25,
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They're damn loud. Some cunt is letting them off right outside my window.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:15,
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I've got loads.I'm not going to look out of any of them now, just to spite you.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:18,
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I'm going to go have a shave,all this drama is freaking me out.
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what wasn't?(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:23,
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cunts or somethingI dunno I just turned up, maybe it was a qotw person making a mess or something
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I've just been accused of having "down cindrom" on Kongregate.All I did was mock someone for making death threats on line to some other person.
Now I have a cindrom. A down one.
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:24,
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I've had 4 death threats, both online and IRLAny body want to add to that?
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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:25,
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DependsAre you any kind of cunt that might offend me in the slightest?
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Oh, err not really.BUT TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE
you smell like poo
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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:29,
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the foetid maggots that drop daily from your mother's rotting vagina have been used to poison entire townships in the third world.(
O sleepy town of Binklehem, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:57,
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That's not very nice.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:01,
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so did i win?are you offended?
is he?
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O sleepy town of Binklehem, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:03,
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Offensive people NEVER win.Shame on you, Binky. Shame.
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:03,
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To be honest, I'm more shocked than anything.I never though binky would stoop to this.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:05,
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I WANT TO PLAY THE INTERNET GAME WITH THE BAD KIDS(
O sleepy town of Binklehem, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:05,
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BE QUIET AND EAT YOUR SPROUTS(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:06,
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i love sprouts but it isnt the season yet is it?(
O sleepy town of Binklehem, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:09,
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Well no, but don't play with the nasty kids on the internet.Eat some vegetables instead.
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:11,
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oh god i love vegetablesIN THE FACE i love them
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O sleepy town of Binklehem, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:12,
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I knew there was a reason I liked you, Binky.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:13,
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i feel ashamed of myself and i repent and i hope mr official will forgive me(
O sleepy town of Binklehem, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:16,
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I lost count when I worked in a convenience store in one of the shittiest shitholes in Portsmouth.Which is a shithole.
WHO WANTS TO COME VISIT?
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:26,
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Nah, i'll get groomed(
Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:29,
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The only grooming round here. is...I don't know what to say here.
Shit. I expect.
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:34,
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Something about SuperMatt?(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:01,
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i'm going to kill you. i'm going to stab you through the eyes whilst you sleep.hope that helps.
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:30,
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I'm going to come round to your house right, and switch your loo roll so the flap faces the wall!(
Mu Sticks™, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:52,
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that is just evilyou're worse than hitler
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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:53,
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I'm going to hollow out all of your eggs.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:58,
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this was a fun day"IF THAT C*NT EVER SHOWS HIS FACE HERE AGAIN I WILL FIND OUT WHERE HE LIVES AND DO HIM IN MYSELF!!!"
this was online by the way
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weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:58,
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Did the threat contain the asterisk in 'cunt', or are you self-censoring?There's no need for the latter. Cunty cunty cunt cunt.
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:02,
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it's a cunting quote,you massive cunt
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weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:07,
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Oh you did not even just call Aardvark a cunt.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:11,
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He did.I saw it.
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Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:13,
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Oh man, I'm so sorry.I hear that's the bad kind, too.
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:27,
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"i made a death threat to ur sister if u dont shut up ill chop her penis of"(
baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:27,
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just ignore themit's not your fault your face looks like that
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:29,
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YES IT IS.(
baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:31,
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All I did was say "HAHA! DEATH THREATS. ONLINE."(
baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:33,
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omg ur reterdid(
Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:32,
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You spelling idiot.Everyone knows it's spelt "retarted".
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Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:35,
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ur a bastick.(
baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:37,
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This is true.But I've got an ointment for it.
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Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:39,
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I've got a ointment 4 ur mas fadginer(
baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:40,
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What sort of pie?(
baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:37,
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You shld poke about in it for the best bits.(
baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:46,
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I think I willthen I'll take a photo of all the bits that are left, show esme, then throw it in the bin
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I'd fucking love some pie, with all this pie talk.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:39,
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Now that's a Hollywood movie.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:00,
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what is the newfound obsession with pie herewell, not newfound exactly, but newly overt.
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:39,
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PIE BASH PIE BASH PIE BASH PIE BASH PIE BASH PIE BASHTHIS WEEKEND ONLY, PIE AND BASH!
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'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:40,
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Don't act so surpiesed.Whenever pieday comes aound oh I can't be botherded
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:41,
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You mean PIE (I) CRUST (can't) be BOTHERED(
Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:43,
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I've got the pickled eggs.They're a lot bigger than I remember them being. I mean, they're the size of big eggs. I don't know why this surprised me so much.
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'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:44,
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Imagine the disappointment if you bought pickled silverskin onions only to find out they were pickled quails eggs(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
I hate it when that happens(
hedonistmas lunging wildly at the Pope since, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:07,
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Serves you right for hanging around on shit websites.Oh.
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The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:50,
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what the fuckb3ta.com/questions/teenagecrushes/post560598
this is top class noncing
delete /qotw
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i'm getting fucking sick and tired of people linking to qotw on hereI hate qotw. I ignore it. It's shit. I don't go over to off topic and say "you're shit lol". It is what it is. Asbergers. Autism. Lies. Length jokes. Shit art. Shit. It's shit.
I don't want it infecting /talk.
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:34,
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This may be the only time I'll ever say ^this to a Friz post(
ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:36,
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STOP TALKING SENSE(
Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:37,
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HURRAH FOR FRIZ(
Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:42,
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I was inspired by your name change(
Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:43,
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I'd do one about burning catholics but that would only upset Sp@m, what with her being one of the idolotrous cunts herself.(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
Good evening!I've just finished boiling pig's feet and mixing meat. I'm very worried though, I managed to find some mace for the filling and put in the right amount according to a recipe I found. The meat smells of mace. Just mace.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:47,
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I've rinsed the meat umpteen times, it still smells of mace.One and a half teaspoons. It's mad.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:54,
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Don't worryIt might calm down in the cooking. You could see by just cooking up a bit of the meat, you know, fry a bit off.
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I think it'll be OK. It's not like I can do much more,it'll be a shame to waste a tenner's worth of meat though.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:00,
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how much meat?one and a half teaspoons of mace is bugger all. It needs cooking to take the smell away. nutmeg smells like a bugger until you cook it.
I put more nutmeg than that into white sauce for a lasagne for one, and you'd barely notice it. Do not fret.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:03,
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I'm sure it'll be OK, it's just the first time I've used itand I was astounded how pungent it was.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:04,
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it's just the smellreally. it's not a strong taste at all when cooked. Fear not. Your pie will rock worlds, and shit.
/I don't usually use mace tbh, I prefer to just buy whole nutmeg and grate it, gives you the mace and the core. It's a bit less pungent, for reference, but similar flavour.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:08,
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My mother is a Catholic I am Church of England(
Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:51,
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I don't want no pie(
Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:58,
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I WANT THAT PIE(
Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:04,
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Tomorrow is the day I see what it tastes likeI'll be well happy if it turns out of the tin at all to be honest.
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what is in it?i would say 'nyom' but don't really approve of that sort of behaviour
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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:05,
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PigsApple, cheese and assorted spices, plus jellificated stock of course.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
goodgood, good and good
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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:09,
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YAY I am an official muse(
Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:52,
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Good idea!(Getting in there early)
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Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:13,
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Wait til December, man :((
Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:16,
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I'm going to click 'i like this'(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:42,
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Don't you fucking dare.You'll be laughing at his songs before you know it.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:45,
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oh c'mon the guy's had so many FPs there must be a song for all of us(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:48,
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I hope everyone's happy. You've Friz on the popular page. I don't know how you people sleep at night.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:49,
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i drink myself into oblivionspeaking of which have you decided on a venue yet?
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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:50,
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I haven't even booked a train ticket.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:52,
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if i end up in a pub with just Sexface! and Gonzo I won't be happy(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:55,
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Wouldn't it be worse if DAVE got onto the popular pageSee that? i said POPULAR
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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:02,
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:((
Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:11,
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YES(
Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:58,
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oh christare children not even allowed to have childhood crushes anymore without being nonces?
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mns pies mmm! mns pies, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:36,
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Children, yes.But you can tell that guy is a retiree so was actually around 40 when she appeared.
Nonces. QOTW. Hand in hand.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
You sound like the Paedofinder General, only notas funny.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:43,
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What the fuck are you banging on about now?I remember seeing the test card in the early seventies. During the school holidays, until the kids' programmes actually started there'd just be that fucking picture and some shitty music for anything up to an hour.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:45,
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Oh christ yes.Crown fucking court.
:(
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:01,
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lol old!(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:04,
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How do you know what we're on about?Unless you're an oldster too? ARE YOU? TELL US?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
oh bogus you've rumbled me i am no twenty-something hip young gunslinger(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:34,
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Explain how a child having a crush on a child is noncing(
Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:38,
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Ignore it. It's just another "look how pathetic QOTW are!"When all he's doing is showing his patheticness by browsing the fucking section in the first place
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:46,
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I made a mock QOTW post when badger was getting harrassed,I was going to paste it here but he's not been around when I have so I've never had a chance to post it.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:48,
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This is a good point(
Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:49,
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You should be more tolerant of other people's views.(
Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:01,
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I just.. don't give a shit about QOTWThis was when they completely failed.. b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post459080
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:22,
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The episode of Criminal Intent on now is about a missing girl left in a hotel room while her parents were in a restaurant.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:01,
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Jonathan Creek should have done something about it(
Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:05,
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LOLmaddie.(
the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:12,
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Work's given me a monthly gym card for peanuts, with the aim of getting us all in shapenow, everyone knows gyms are for sexual predators and steroid-fueled lycra'd benders, so what should I do instead to get in shape? The more extreme the better.
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:16,
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Cagefighting.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:18,
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Bigley yourself, like in the film Taxidermia.(
Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:18,
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a) that's only a ten minute tripb) I'd stink for the next five hours
c) there's nowhere to chain up my raptor
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:22,
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Sorry, 'getting in shape' does not compute(
ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:22,
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There's that TV show which I've only seen clips of where they have to try get throughthe wall onto the other side, I think it's called Mr. & Mrs.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:24,
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Head down to the zoo after work.Go toe to toe with a tiger for seven rounds.
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Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:27,
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participate in a round of intercourse with a grizzly bear(
weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:29,
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extreme ironing
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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:44,
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1. put yacketty sax on your walkman2. offend some pretty ladies
3. put on headphones
4. run away
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spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:55,
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masturbate furiouslyand continuously for 23 hours a day
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bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:44,
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I'm getting paid to go to b3ta for work!I work for StopBadWare, and I'm investigating an infection appeal on Rob's site!
Woo paid to b3ta!
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EvS, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:58,
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Congratualations you have a job as a spammer,everyone who uses the internet hates you.
even the furries.
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I just went to defrag my harddriveit's 0% fragmented, that's my evenings plans out the window.
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have you considered a virus scan instead?that's almost as dull
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:05,
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YESI can set it to slow scan and watch it tick across the screen.
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you should totally download some huge zip files to make it work harder(
minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:07,
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Haha yeah, great. Wait, what?(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:01,
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it it aweful that I want the fireworks to fuck off and wait until it's dryer outside so Ic an go and enjoy them?(
Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:02,
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No, it's perfectly reasonable.Although it's dry here, and I'm still indoors.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:03,
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thank you for reading and understandingthe most appalling spelling EVER JackAction.
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:05,
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sadley noI am saving this for tomorrow.
And hoping not to turn into a sobbing or vomiting wreck like I seem to do when i drink nowadays. It's getting harder as I get older :(
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:14,
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it would be dangerous to do otherwiseyou could get acid rain in your eye
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:06,
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hurrahwhat does that involve?
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:03,
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Him being a cunt.(
Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:07,
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oh welllink him to some dodgy porn in hope he'll get some more
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:09,
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Yeah great yeah well doneI'm fucking bored.
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:12,
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I'm dole so technically I get paid to b3ta as well.(
Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:13,
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alright sexface(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:16,
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alright jackaction(
Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:20,
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I've totally got a sexy new laptop, here.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:22,
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MSN bitch(
Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:25,
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Done.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:30,
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How's the poker tournament which you were doing wellin going?
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:25,
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This tells you allwww.redtoothpoker.com/publeague.asp?venue=2227&submit=Submit&year=3
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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:25,
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Tarbox?(
Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:59,
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I get paid to go on b3tait's called "slacking".
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Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:22,
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On this day last yearI mowed down a dog causing hyterical crying from my then girlfriend, and a dead dog.
The year before, I crashed my bike causing a broken wrist and a chunk out of my arm.
The year before, someone threw a firework into my car.
I'm fucking staying in this year.
What joyous bonfire stories do you have?
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Oh man I've got so many stories about bonfiresI mean, just look:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6529738
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Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:59,
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it's only bantershould his house burn down it is purely a coincidence
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My housemates have all gone "missing"(
Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:02,
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do the quotation marks mean you've killed then and buried them in a forest or they've ditched you?(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:07, archived)
Both.(
Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:08,
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I think the best bonfire I remember was when I was about ten.The centrepole was an actual telephone pole that one of my neighbors who worked for BT had "borrowed". It was still burning the next night.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:02,
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I have always had a good experienceThis year I'm not going out though.
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:03,
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This one time I went on a bonfire. Some kid burnt my neck.(
baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:06,
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