Yeah new thread hahahaha greatwould you rather be a spacker or a mong?
Sorry, you can't be both.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:30,
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I'm going to jack this thread with a chicken.www.b3ta.com/board/9788388
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Bob Todd, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:31,
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I'd rather jackthan Fleetwood Mac.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:32,
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90nz0 is the b3tan I'd most like to see win the lottery.Asides picking myself, as you'd expect.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:31,
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Oh, imagine the food threads if he won.He'd be shopping at M&S every day, and Harrods.
You've not thought this through, JMG!
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Although it would be fun to watch him try and spell some of the more expensive food.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:42,
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YOU'D BE MY SECOND CHOICE. TROUSER!(
Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:48,
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I think that's cheating to pick yourself.You need a designated picker.
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Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:40,
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Some mutant hybrid of the two. A spong. Or a macker.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:32,
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We're all of the above.(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:38,
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So yeah just went to ASDA for a late night shop.There is a LONG queue right out of the door for some new game, it's bloody freezing out. I know of at least two people who've taken the week off to play it. Something to do with war.
Bearing that in mind, what's your late night snack of choice?
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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:24,
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You should have let them all know that Sainsburys are selling it for £26.Crisps and dip when it's later than 12am.
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:26,
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Time off work?Lazy cunts.
My late night snack of choice is a Snack. I have loads of them.
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Lord Yulelius slankers, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:26,
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who cares about your snacks, I'm going to cry myself to sleep.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:26,
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I'm sorry.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:26,
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Come on everyone,The Doveston is having a hard time.
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Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:38,
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Reach out and touch, The Doveton's hand.(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:51,
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green olives.I have a jar of them here. Om nom nom.
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Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:27,
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I just spilt ribena on my carpetwhat's the best way to unspill ribena?
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It might be salt, like red wine.(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:40,
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then how do I get the salt off the carpetroll it off with slugs?
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Then you'll have dissolved slugs on your carpet.(
Lord Yulelius slankers, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:56,
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Vacuum cleaner of some description.(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:01,
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Shouting at it.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:58,
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Shopping? Shit, I'd have thought you'd be out of pocket, what with having bought a train ticket to Coventry that you never even used. Bad times.(
Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:30,
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Yeah that was a royal cock up there, still only £15 each so not too bad, was a shame to miss it though.(
Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:36,
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Still though, that's a lot out of the old rock and roll money.(
Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:37,
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Yep :(I blame Gonzo.
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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:39,
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no dss if i was gonz(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:40,
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i would think so, what is the dole these days? will it cover expenses and bills?(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:39,
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65 of your finest English a week(
Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:40,
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get a fucking job you shit cunt, you have arms and legs, work(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:41,
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Yada yada yada(
Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:46,
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yeah, that's what people do, just bang on about work and earning a living, you dropping out from society now? i'd respect that,(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:48,
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I love you mongy(
Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:50,
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Barely.Its shit being on the dole.
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Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:41,
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it is shi t claiming the dole, fucking work, and don't cry to me about how you will be worse off, you wont, lazy cunts excuse(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:43,
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Oh sorry, not clear enough.I'm not on the dole, I'm fully employed, I just remember it being shit, as you have barely enough to live on.
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Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:45,
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you shouldn't have enough to live on, get a job, anything, lazy cunts(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:46,
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You fish torturing bastard!(
Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:47,
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Ah, I love your ability to see things in black and white.(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:51,
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It is shit if you want any semblance of a social life.(
Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:46,
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you should not have one, you are workless, no life except finding a job(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:50,
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I finished the game in just over 5h:55m.One up on these people.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:32,
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Was it worth the wait?(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:41,
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It's a fantastic game.I haven't even tried multiplayer, where I excel.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:44,
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I like the look of it.I might get round to it at some point.
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Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:46,
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right you can cop it as well, get a job you lazy shit dole bald cunt(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:45,
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I have a cold.:(
This is terrible bullying.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:50,
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I'm going to do it in 5h:54m. HAVE THAT, GEORDIE!(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:00,
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I bet you would as well.(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:01,
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I like hot death on toast.It picks me right up.
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Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:37,
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Kebab!Just had a lush chicken Shish on teh way back from the pub.
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Couple of stonesthen fuck my shit up on brown.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 1:27,
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come on fuck nuts, this is talk not not talkdo you remember the first person you fingered or wanked off? tell me how old you were, what they looked like? describe it to me in detail, cheers
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:20,
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Fucking hell I was 18 in a nightclub, there was a foam party.Seriously what the fuck people around must've thought I've no idea.
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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:21,
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That you were fingering a girl?(
Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:22,
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that or she was fucking wet for him(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:22,
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no, that he was wanking off a chapsack(
mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:23,
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I was fucking wasted, it wasn't exactly subtleI had my hand up her skirt, on a seat, I mean bloody hell.
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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:25,
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I think she was pretty grim too, nice body shame about the boat race(
Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:25,
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Jesus that was 8 years ago now :(((((((((((
Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:25,
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Don't worry mate, another bird will come along. She wont be the last.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:26,
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Haha you cheeky cunt(
Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:28,
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:D(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:30,
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is that what she said?(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:31,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:24,
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Hayley Norton wanked me off behind Wrose Community CentreI had brown nylon y fronts on at the time. The first minge I touched belonged to Deborah Mackney, manky owd slag, weighs about 16 stone these days, massive nips.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)
non of that is wank bank material, sorry(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:26,
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Some girl on a beach in Barcelona. She was Spanish and gingerI can't remember more details than that.
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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:25,
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i fingered a bloke in a police line upDO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE DONE HERE
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Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:25,
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Did he get offor did he end up going down?
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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:27,
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not really no? are you some sort of grass cunt?(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:28,
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Fuck his shit up.(
Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:09,
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she was up on the kitchen counter in a silver numberI slipped two fingers into each slot, and then hesitantly began to gently rub her button.
I was really getting into it and finally pressed her button so hard. It made her so hot, the smell coming from inside her reminded me of breakfast.
I remember her everytime I look at those fingers
I still love you morphy richards
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Even though I instantly knew where this was going, I still laughed at the punchline.(
Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:29,
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That made me laugh for two reasons.Reason the first: It was hilarious
Reason the second: I immediately imagined what a girl called "Morphy" would look like!
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Race Hazard, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:30,
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Bird called Tara and she was gorgeous.Think I was 15 or 16 and I had a cast on where I had broken my wrist a week or so before. Looking back on it now, there was less 'orgasm technique' and more 'removing leaves from the top of a guttering down pipe' technique.
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:33,
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houston we have a hardon(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:35,
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I should fucking hope so.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:36,
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how old was she?(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:39,
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64.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:39,
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You can't buy experience like that these days(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:41,
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Definately not.She's probably dead now.
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:42,
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you can probably still knock a few out of her,at least until the infestation and the decay of flesh sets in.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:51,
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You've just killed off any hornyness I can ever get from thinking of her now.I might chat her up on facebook.
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:03,
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i really don't want to imagine half of you doing something explicit.feel free to think sexy thoughts about me though.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:34,
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Don't worry The Doveston you will get to experience one or both at some stage.(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:40,
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least of all the people on here, would I like to imagine you spanking off someone.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:44,
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We could have been beautiful together spit roasting Sammi(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:50,
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oh man, she's full of aids and shit,haven't you read the stories?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:52,
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I'll take the head end then(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:59,
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Good luck in working out which end is which.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:02,
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tickle it in the middle1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HbIhXnhtrU/RwyfFPL2k7I/AAAAAAAAAL8/ubOI7s2PR4w/s320/FlyII5.BMP
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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:04,
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That looks like the worst gloryhole experience ever.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:05,
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I was 15She was 14, and Spanish and on a Spanish beach
We all had had a lot to drink.
There was a "pile-on" thing.. in which we groped each other.
Then we wandered off and dry-humped each other for half an hour.
Then I couldn't speak to her the next day because it turned out she was extraordinarily fat. I couldn't tell in the dark the night before.
Oh dear. I still worry about myself. Her name was Ariadna - "the spider" - and imagine she still has me in her witchy web of bad luck because I spurned her after fingering her.
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how could you not tell she was fat,were you doing it from a distance?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:54,
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it was pitch blackand I knew she was chubby, which was ok.. in my drunken-blindess I failed to realise she was one of the fucking chubbiest ever.. going into genuine heifer territory. really, for a 15-year old, she had layers of fat falling over themselves in places you never imagined would support fat, like her ankles.
I really should have gone accross and said some thing the next day, as it was my first sexual experience and probably one of her first, but I wasn't man enough. She was just too fat.
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racist(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:58,
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you massive cunt.she probably over ate, more so, because of you.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:59,
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the memory haunts meI was a massive cunt. Not behaving like a gentleman. And the stupid thing is I fear meeting her again even now.
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do you want me to give her an apology fuck for you?I have no standards.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:07,
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I bet she's a supermodel now. You could have had another chance, only you were such a cunt.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:03,
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No fat people ever get thin. Fact.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:04,
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You can't argue with science.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:12,
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I tried once.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:15,
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and SSG moved out.It's just not worth arguing with science.
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:17,
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oh man, I'm so depressed now.i miss my SSG.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:19,
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Unless your name is Richard Littlejohn(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:17,
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I've got his personal email addy.Stupid bastard.
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:17,
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I hope you sign him up for lots of liberal publications and shit and stuff(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:20,
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She's not....I've seen recent photos through mutual friends (been going to the same place in Spain for 20-odd year) and she's still massively fat.
I still feel like a cunt though. She's not too bright either. The first of my few sexual experiences. And I had to be a cunt.
With that, I'm off to bed. Yes, I was a cunt. I don't feel good about it.
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Doesn't even sound that cunty to be honest.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:21,
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she goes to the same beach every year,hoping for you to return.
her revenge will be to eat you or something.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:22,
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She was 14 and on a Spanish beach?Fuck off northern wifeb3ta, you massive nonce.
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The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:57,
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I added the "Spanish" bitbecause the age of consent there at the time was 13.
And no idea about the "northern wifebeater" thing. Have a dim idea it's an old member. But I'm me.
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I can't even remember most of it myself to be honest,it just seemed like an appropriate half-remembered shit meme to resurrect at this juncture.
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The Hedgehog From Hell, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:01,
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I can't really remember, I'm sure it was my first boyfriend, Loughlin. Stupid looking fucker.I think he's gay now. Ha. Oh, and I was 14.
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:01,
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It wasn't on a Spanish beach was it?(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:07,
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Haha, no.I have never been. He was 15, I believe.
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:10,
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Admit it, you tugged off Raymond Luxury Yacht Solutions(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:14,
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yeah sorry, scratch thatmaybe it was a different time though
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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:18,
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Not NOW.(
Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:19,
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right, i don't really understand this tv shit,what is the point of this garry gliter shit on channel 4? are they allowed to do this? if i was him i'd kick right off
i assume it is about criminals being executed for their crimes, do you agree with a death penalty?
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:19,
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i don't agree with the death penalty not even for glam rock nonces(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:20,
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AMEN TO DEREK!(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:20,
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Thanks HBLCIACAUW(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:21,
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glam rock noncesthat was a Carter single wasn't it?
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mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:07,
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No.They make too many mistakes. At least they can let someone out of prison and say sorry if they get that wrong.
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The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:20,
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how about we just kill them a little bit?(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:20,
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the thing with laws is that they change, and society views crime differnent, i would have loved to have slept with my french teacher when i was 11, still would, dirty old cunt i bet(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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What was his name?(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:23,
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i don't fucking know, i make all this shit up, i never went to school(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:26,
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i bet you've never even caught a fish in yer life either(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:32,
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i've never even been fishing, fuck that shit, dull times(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:35,
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i'm only messing, the bivvy is mine, and first class, panic over(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:08,
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my tv doesn't work,have i missed much?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:21,
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yeah, the bbc thing called life was good, this channel 4 thing is just piss poor, it's like chris morris without the gags(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:23,
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that shit's on iplayer though,i'll be on it soon, life that is, not the paedo thing.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:28,
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The Berlin Wall fell on a whale in the Thames(
little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:24,
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i remember reading about a woman married to the berlin wall.is she distraught?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:29,
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her breath was taken away(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:31,
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*Simon Bates music*www.berlinermauer.se/BerlinWall/tragedy.htm
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hedonistmas lunging wildly at the Pope since, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:44,
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I once had a wank over a stilebut I think she takes it too far
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magnum, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:53,
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that sounds like the wench I'm on about.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:56,
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Im against the whole Charter Of Human Rightsfuck em. There should be a Standard Of Humanity and if you don't reach it, chop chop chop, into the Soylent Green factory you go.
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:21,
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at least you know they only went for the choicest cuts(
Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:37,
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you should work for amnesty internationalyou'd sort their shit right out.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:23,
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a Charter of Human Duties is what we want,ask not what humanity can do for you, but what you can do for humanity.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:24,
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It's pretty fucking despicablethey've picked just about the only person in Britain who can't complain about anything. Why not Tony Blair? He stabs kids and that.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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Hold on, Tony Blair stabs kids?(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:25,
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Probablybet he wouldn't if he got hanged for it.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:26,
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he stabbed me when i was 7, that's not a known fact(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:26,
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with his pork-sword?(
hedonistmas lunging wildly at the Pope since, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:38,
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nah, it was a switchblade, the cunt, i fucked his shit right up, i leaked the report on no chemical weapons in iraq(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:41,
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I've got an onion three feet wide at home(
mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:05,
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you lying get(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:16,
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I read about it and it did seem a little weirdI assume it is as stupid as it sounded?
I agree with it as long as I am in charge.
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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I don't object to it on moral grounds,but from what I can gather, it doesn't seem to work terribly well. Although that might be because they only reserve it for the really serious offences that you'd have to be pretty desperate to do in any case. There's no real deterrant for some things, there will always be nutters blowing their tops and flipping out and whatnot. But I tell you, if you got the chop for petty vandalism no-one would ever set fire to a public rubbish bin.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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i agree with it as long as pickle fairy isn't in charge(
spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:26,
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I reckon that most people agree that a hard core of criminals deserve to be killed.There's about 10% of the population who would oppose executing them though, for moral reasons or something.
We should get the hard core of psycopathic nonces to wipe out the 10% of the population who are against killing them, and then herd them all into a ditch and machine-gun them.
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The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:26,
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I'm against the death penalty,but I've always wanted to shoot someone, this sounds like win win for me.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:30,
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I tell you what has annoyed me MongyThe woman complaining about her letter from Gordon Brown. "Oh, he spelt my name wrong" - well, love, maybe he has a bit more to worry about, you know what with running the country and all, and going to free concerts in Berlin, than worrying about your name.
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magnum, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:26,
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there's only one reason the media is making such a fuss over this,and it's because the media want a different government.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:27,
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I fully endorse your suspicions(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:30,
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it is a bit of a kick when the country you boy died for can't even get his name right, i get pissy about it at the bank(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:29,
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Maybebut you don't usually get a hand written letter in black felt tip pen from your bonk eyed bank manager do you? No.
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magnum, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:41,
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I got one of thosehe was jabbering on about me owing him loads of money for electricity, the mad Scottish cunt. At least, I think it was him. Threw it away anyway.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:29,
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I want to slap herSurely she should be grieving and not going to the Sun.
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:29,
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Locking them up is the only way to do it.You can't bring them back after you've topped them and the appeals panel present CCTV evidence of them sitting in a bar in Ibiza at the same time they were alleged to have been killing a kid in Chiswick.
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you seem to have alot of info on this crime, book her danno(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:31,
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As long as the justice system remains corrupt and mistakes are made, no.Derek Bentleys posthumous pardon didn't mean a great deal to his family, I imagine.
*SPOILER* In the TV show "The execution of Gary Glitter" Gary Glitter was executed
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FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:38,
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Stillat least they let him have it.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:39,
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As tragic as it is when anything like that happens,mistakes in the justice system don't kill nearly as many people as traffic.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:42,
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I've only killed two people with my hammer.It should still be argued I shouldn't be allowed out the house with it. One mistake is infinitely too many when it's a human life.
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FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:43,
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What would you do if you needed to hammer a nail in outside?But I generally agree. Ban traffic.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:44,
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:44,
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Not many traffic deaths are intentional(
little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:44,
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Mistakes in the justice system aren't really intentional, either.(
Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:45,
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Sold.I am in favour of the death penalty.
And benefits linked eugenics in the form of compulsory abortions.
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:04,
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no justice for a nigga in white mans lands(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:43,
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No, as humans make mistakes - so here's my solution:Bury them... ALIVE!
It's a win-win compromise. If they're guilty then they die a slow, agonising death. However if some DNA evidence pops up later on then we just dig them up, apologise, and send them on a nice holiday. Assuming they haven't died.
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Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:56,
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only if Chris Waddle takes it(
hedonistmas lunging wildly at the Pope since, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:19,
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Take two things that are brilliant separately and combine them.Say for example, bacon and egg together in a sandwich, or whisky and tea together in a drink. Your combinations please.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:53,
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wtf is a hampton?(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:03,
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fackin 'ell!www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hampton+wick
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:04,
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christyou went native quickly.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:07,
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nahWhere I live is rife with accents and dialects. I have a mixed accent and lexicon.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:09,
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copper and tin.Zazazoum!
Bronze!
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:54,
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Bronze, srly?(
jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:54,
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yeah the wrong word crept in there.I was totally fucking thinking about the bronze age as well, because I've been reading about it for the last week.
You know when your fingers just go?
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:55,
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yorkshire puddings and cocaine(
spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:54,
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bugger trying toget an Aunt Bessie up my nose(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:06,
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they do sound like a made-up drug thoughgive me a couple of aunt bessies, i've got an arm like a fortnight in a bad balloon
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spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:24,
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james carterstand-up comedy.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:54,
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banana and banana(
Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:54,
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AaAääÃÃÃAaΓΓRrΓΓΓΓrRDDDdddDDddDDVvvVVνννννννAaaAλλλλAλaAλλAaλaλaAAλλλΓRrΓRΓrrRΓRrrRrrΓRΓRKkKkκκκkKkkKκκKkKKk!1!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!
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Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:28,
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Ooh, lambdas.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:31,
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equals double fail(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:07,
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I vote for this(
Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:56,
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Everyone on the internet is beautiful.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:11,
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you are gorgeous(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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I'd do anything for you(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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Aww, thanks, petal.(
Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:27,
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jim bob and what the fuck do you think this is, the Daily Express fun and games board?(
Neptune, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:55,
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Whisky and tea?!What is wrong with you?
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:55,
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its actually pretty gooddont use a decent whisky tho, its a waste. just bung a double bells in there.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:57,
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Cancer and dementia(
little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:55,
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your finger and the power button on the front of your computerright now.
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:56,
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Me and your mum.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:56,
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Banana and tuna.If a third thing is allowed, garlic bread as well. Sounds stupid, but the tastes really work together.
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The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:56,
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woah,I don't usually like banana, but I think I might have to try this.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:01,
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Liquor and whoresLiquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna and
Liquor and whores
I went down
Drinkin' at the Legion
I met a girl she was nice
She was pretty and pleasing
She said "Hey boy
We should do some marrying"
I said sure but before we do
There's something you should know
I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna and
Liquor and whores...
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:57,
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is that some of that "black" music the kids listen too?Its all just noise.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:59,
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nah, trailer park boys, bubbles(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:02,
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Prostitutes and lager.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:02,
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Harold Shipman and my nan.(
FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:03,
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Chaz and Dave(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:03,
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Fuck yeah(
little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:09,
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aluminium shavingsand iron oxide.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:03,
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Me and Mrs. Jones.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:07,
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i hear you both have a thing going on(
Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:13,
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toast and jamholy shit have you tried it? it's fucking mindblowing
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Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:14,
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Poo poo and wee wee(
little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:16,
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I just got back from londonI had jellied eels in Wolvenstow ( or somewhere)
Roast chestnuts in Stratford
and pissed in Clapham.
My opinion of London is its great to visit but theres a lot of pretencious twats.
How do you like our nations capital?
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:34,
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My opinion of London is its great to visit but theres a lot of pretencious twats.(
Lord Yulelius slankers, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:35,
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I agree with your assessments.(
Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:35,
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As do I(
jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:47,
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Oh aye.I always wondered what eels tasted like. Now I know.
TBH I didnt go to any tourist places.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:36,
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you know the jelly is aspic, the boiled rendered fat sweated straight from the flesh of the eels themselvesand will coagulate in your arteries faster than any other fat on earth?
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:39,
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No shitExplains why I am farting alot.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:39,
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I once got served very finely chopped vegetables set in a block of aspic in a german restarauntwoobly vegetables are distressing
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that's what Poles eat for christmas :(and jellied carp. And jellied ham. And jellied eggs on ham. And jellied carrot.
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:44,
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those poor carp:(((((((((((
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:47,
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Fuck carpBarbels are the future.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:47,
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this time of year, maybe, still carp at the moment, still too warm for our barb friends(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:49,
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I said fuck carp.What you goin todo about it?
*wipes arse on a mirror carp*
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:51,
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with feathers long and wavy(
spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:56,
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while he hammered it down your japeye(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:04,
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it's all fucking carpCarp with carrot, jellied carp, carp on toast, carp salad, carp carp fucking carp, a stupid fucking fish that tastes like mud. Do me a favour and clobber one in the chops next you see one, mongy, they're a vile fucking fish.
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:51,
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They steal carp from the rivers herethey dont even have a rod certificate.
Bastards.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:52,
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Order a surfeit of lampreys next time(
little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:41,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW03z829Jhg#t=0m24s
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:44,
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Why don't they serve them like that in restaurants?it's political correctness gone mad.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:47,
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utter toss and you know itthe protein from the eels has no badness in it, it is east lahndahn necter, ya cahnt
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:42,
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Ahm from fakking Margate, innitAh now moi fakking eels mate.
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:52,
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margit is supposed to be getting done up, again, dreamland will be will born(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:05,
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like fuck it will beDreamland is just one ride that's 25% burnt down and strangled by that pyro cunt Jimmy Gooden. Margate's utterly dead, and thank fuck for it.
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:17,
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Kilburn will eat your children(
little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:35,
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it's nice to visit,wouldn't want to live there. The amount of travelling people have to do on a daily basis, it would drive me nuts.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:36,
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some people, right, get this, travel over 10 miles a day, on, get this, horseless carridges, wow(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:38,
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I know that's some crazy fucking shit right there, man.If I went towards the centre of town and kept going straight for ten miles, I'd end up in the sea.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:39,
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Sadly I live in a small place and still do ridiculous amounts of travellingTraffic seems to get worse in winter :(
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:41,
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How far actually is it?It takes me 20 minutes to get into town on the bus, or I can walk it in an hour.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:43,
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7 miles to work10 miles back and 2 hours of traffic today.
It's about twice the time in winter for some reason.
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:44,
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How is it further in one direction?I didn't realise Aberdeen was as much as 7 miles across.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:46,
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I go home a different route as it is quickerWell, I don't think Aberdeen itself is but I work in Dyce.
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:48,
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A Doc Martenor a DangerMouse.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:57,
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It walks back every night.Pickle Fairy's house was the inspiration for Howl's Moving Castle- didn't you know?
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:49,
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That would be aceThen I could get ready on my way to work and stomp on all the cars.
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:51,
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Bit messy mind.Think the RAC would have a thing or two to say about that.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:52,
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I'VE NEVER BEEN TO LONDON, WHAT'S IT LIKE?(
Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:36,
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It's big.I was under the country boy impression that it would be easy to walk around. Arrive at Paddington, a nice stroll to Wembley.
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:36,
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Fuck yeah.half an hour in a taxi to get anywhere.
Thank god for illegals and their dodgey cabs.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:37,
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I braved the tube.I made the mistake of smiling at people while I was wearing flip flops. They all thought I was some sort of polite mental.
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:38,
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Never be nice to a LondonerThey will abuse it. The idea of a frienly cockney is a myth. They are very rude.
Mind you i played the jolly northernor to barmaids and they liked that.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:40,
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That's a pile of shite.They're not rude. You're the one getting in the fucking way.
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Neptune, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:42,
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Rushing everywhere like a gaggle of cunts!Whats the hurry, chill out cockerneez. It will all work out.
Thasahnds of wogs too.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:44,
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Barmaids like everythingthey're paid to.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:43,
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So that's where I've been going wrong.(
little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:52,
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Same thing, as you know.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:43,
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I walked from Holborn to The Strand once,I passed so mamy Pret a Mangers I stopped being able to see them.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:41,
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there's only one Pret between Holburn and the StrandAssuming you went via the normal "300 yards down Southampton Row" route.
Mind, I don't even see that one, the pretentious sandwich-whoring wankstains.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:44,
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perhaps that's what happenedi went past so many giant purple bees this morning i stopped being able to see them
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spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:46,
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I've no idea what way I went,I don't know my way around London.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:47,
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Left at the Pret a Mangercarry on past the Pret a Manger, opposite the Pret a Manger.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:50,
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high holborn has a couple, and i will take issue with only one from fleet street to charing cross only having one(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:49,
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True, but if you were on High Holburn or Fleet streetgoing from Holburn to the Strand you'd be lost. Southampton Row and Kingsway and Aldwych.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:54,
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she don't know her holborn from her high holborn, she could have gone leather lane market then down chancery lane to the strand(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:00,
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yeah I think I might have done that(
Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:03,
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i live on leather lane.there is one pret near me, and thats at the corner of grays inn road. we are still a couple short..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:16,
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what do you want me to do,go and have another look?
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:19,
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true, enough.(
the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:05,
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cutlery made from cockney teethgreat times
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Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:37,
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What do I gets fa tuppence?spotify:track:4KiUvEvf0EdlLnJ34AQCOT
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Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:41,
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ah piss on me 'ands ta cleans 'emi gotsa gooo
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Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:43,
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with a squeeze of lime(
parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:36,
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oh no, wait.that's how I like my gin and tonic
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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:40,
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The idea of jellied eels scares meAfter that, nothing else matters.
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:36,
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The start of this thread reminded me of the South African song(
St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:36,
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i love it, i just wish all tourist were like you and went to the slums and kept out of my fucking way, now do me a favour and never evr fucking come back(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:37,
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being scottish it has no right to.filthy pict backwater.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:38,
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Better a filthy pict backwaterthan a big cesspool where, according to legend at least, the water from the tap has already been through 7 other folk.
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Heh yeahFuck I live in Blackpool. We have more pissed jocks than Edinburgh does.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:43,
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And Edinburgh probably has more English than London!Nothing against them, but there's only so many braying Henrys and Henriettas you can take. Especially when they're telling you how good London is. Whilst living in Edinburgh.
I'm glad I live in Glasgow - they don't venture here too often.
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Now i dont know a weegie that doesnt bang on about Glasgow.Most are from Port Glasgow too!
Shit em i do.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:49,
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Whilst in Blackpool, by any chance?I reckon home always seems okay when you're not there.
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Yup.I think we get your dregs mind.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:55,
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Ha, oh, the students.That's another thing my mind has learnt to block out.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:49,
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I don't know how you do it.I can normally hear them from the other end of Lothian Rd.
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the 8 years I spent in that veritable hive of an Oxbridge reject asylum really did come in useful afterall.(
Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:57,
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what's wrong with going through 7 people?Kidneys are better filters than any shit Thames water have.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:45,
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no, what the fuck is thatand what relevance does it have to filtering water?
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:57,
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that really is just ballsacks, all waste water should be cleaned and re used, london has loads of natural sources of water, i fish and piss in some(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:46,
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it's more the fact that it tastes like someone washed a dog in it that puts me off.(
Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:52,
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Aberdeen is full of Mykeyboy(
Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:38,
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he is the counterweightfor the isle of wight.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:41,
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I'll tell you in two weeks.(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:37,
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I think the whole of England is full of pretentious twatsbut as a near-Megacity, London has a more obvious concentration of them. But having said that, it's a thriving dynamic bustling centre of commerce and art that wears you down with its intensity.
I prefer this nation's capital though.
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:38,
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Doesnt have a Judge system though.(
Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:38,
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dunno what that isbut we had oyster cards about ten years before London did.
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:40,
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Have you told them they nicked your idea?(
Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:41,
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yeah, but they only worked to buy oysters, though.(
the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:42,
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near-Megacity?methinks the biggest twat you detect might just be yourself, sirrah.
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Oh, this will end well.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:46,
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from wikiA megacity is usually defined as a metropolitan area with a total population in excess of 10 million people.[1] Some definitions also set a minimum level for population density (at least 2,000 persons/square km)
london is technically a megacity. and you are demonstrably fucking stupid.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:49,
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that you are demonstrably fucking stupid.(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:06,
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friz is a tesco value JMG..you are from fucking LIDL mate. jog on.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:13,
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what did you think I meant?Some sort of city that would lunge upwards, fists in the air, and combine with Birmingham, Manchester, Sheffield and Liverpool to form UltraMechaCity, which would wade across the English channel and stomp all over Benelux Prime?
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:55,
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that's not a bad idea, actually.(
Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:59,
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It's just a shame in comes on the back of someone beinga stupid fucking cunt.
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:10,
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I last went there about 3 years agoI went on a train. Underground! I went on a bus, then I went to a shop, then I went back on a bus, then on a train, then on another train. I nearly got on the wrong train twice. I'm not built for metropolises
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magnum, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:41,
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i got fed up of it when i was there, but i quite like it again nowoh, but you've just reminded me i need to book some sleeper tickets
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spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:49,
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sleeper spies huhgood work, Comrade
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:53,
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the red trout is passing the blue bivvyi repeat: the red trout is passing the blue bivvy
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spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:55,
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£96berth and everything. get in!
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spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:59,
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Does anyone want any pie?I think there might be some in the fridge.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:23,
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No thank you I have had both sossij and mash and now I am the full.(
'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:24,
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stop typing sausage like an utter cripple(
Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:29,
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the more you moan at the shit cunts the more they sammiches with bacons nyom nyomsome cunt needs to kick a biro down their ear
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:31,
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well at the moment i'm really upset, i'd like the information of why i'm really upset dragged out of me, i shan't post it until someone i don't know enquires:((((((((
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:33,
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I have some pork pies.I also have hummus and crisps
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Lord Yulelius slankers, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:24,
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I believe this combination of foodstuffsContains over 100% of your daily needs in terms of vitamins, or at least I wish it did
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:25,
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I had a healthy tea, with pastaI've also had lots of fruit. I'm going to ruin my healthy streak with crisps
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Lord Yulelius slankers, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:27,
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I had a nice healthy dinnerThen ruined it by drinking four beers which probably doubled the amount of calories for the evening!
Hummus and crips are pretty much the ultimate snack food though.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:30,
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God yes. Especially with chilli Walkers Sensations.I also just cracked open my fourth cider :(
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Lord Yulelius slankers, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:32,
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Are you the lapdog of an urbanite French family?(
Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:30,
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Is there a marble sculpture of crash bandicoot on top of your fridge?(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
No, ta.I've been to Chiquitos today then had munchie stuff while lighting fireworks
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:25,
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did she tell you what's wrong?why she is enchained by her own sorrow?
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:27,
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I'm guessing this is a song?(
Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:28,
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www.lyricsfreak.com/a/abba/chiquitita_20002978.html
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FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:31,
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heh heh(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:37,
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No ta.Just had sausages, chips and beans for tea.
I'm watching The Execution of Ming the Merciless on Channel 4.
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FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:26,
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Tea. At school we had dinner ladies, and they didn't work in the evenings.And nowt wrong with a pikey dinner once in a while.
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FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:31,
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We had dinner ladies too.They came to work at lunch time. Quite strange. Pikey dinners rule.
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Neptune, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:33,
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+ penalty to Liverpool
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Stupid thing to ask, I'm miles away.Would go off by the time I get it.
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:27,
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pie. oh god so much pie.(
Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:34,
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I'm finishing the lime pie.(
Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:38,
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DAVE!Doesn't work as well as JMG, does it now?
Anyhoo
There's a program on c4 now called 'The Execution of Gary Glitter', and i like beans
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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:01,
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The trick is to use the letters - D!Then make a grand proclamation.
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D!(
Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:11,
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50%Now make a big statement and do not care if it gains acceptance.
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Hells yeah! Boy am I glad I logged back in!Tell us what other things are on tv right now!
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:03,
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You actually log out?Comedy account?
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:07,
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Nah, it just sounds slightly better.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:08,
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Don't you fucking question his methods.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:12,
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Question everything.(
Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:13,
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That's cunt talk, right there.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:14,
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Shan't.That's you fucking told.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:16,
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it's like something a toddler would do 'daddy whay does 2 plus 2 equal 4?'because it does you fucking shit cunt
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:19,
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It brings me down, man.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:17,
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After all that depression and internet anger last night, it's just unnecessary.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:18,
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Oh(
little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:06,
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alright cowfoo(
Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:07,
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fuck me, there is something on the television, what will those crazy tv people do nexthow's your sexy mum dave? her and your stepdad already in bed i bet, mini milk in her cunt and his throbbing cock in her arse, nice
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:07,
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No meats?(
Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:08,
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i've never found a meat product that is good for dirty sex(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:09,
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It's about time it got broken out again I think Mongy.img199.imageshack.us/img199/226/davesmum.jpg
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:09,
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i've managed to give ,myself a right scud on over dave's mum(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:13,
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It's a 1p coin I tipped her with.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:28,
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Oo, I forgot about that, thanks.(
Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:08,
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I bought "The God Delusion" today.Should prove to be an interesting read.
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:08,
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Orally?Anally?
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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:11,
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I stopped following you on my friends thingy the other day.I don't remember adding you to it and I got very bored with a page of Dave-drivel every time I come online.
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:12,
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Whyever not?(
Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:13,
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dawkins is a dull shit cunt who is so far up his own arse he eats his dinner twice, good luck with the book, it's shit(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:15,
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We shall see.(
Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:18,
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calling a book about theology "the god delusion" is like calling the empire strikes back "turns out vader is luke's dad"i mean talk about giving away the plot
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spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:17,
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Well either a) he aims to convince Christians not to be Christians by using scientific argument and logicor b) he aims to make atheists more atheisty by using scientific argument and logic
a) is highly unlikely to happen and b) is a waste of time isn't it?
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magnum, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:24,
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What about agnositcs?(
Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:26,
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many things are unlikely to happenthat's not a reason not to try and make it happen though. It's what he believes. The problem with the God Delusion is that he writes it as if he already felt that the evidence would prove him right. Which of course he did, but which means that he sometimes shows weakness in argument through sheer arrogance. It also means that it doesn't read like a discussion or even teaching, but a straight lecture, and anyone who disagrees is stupid. It's a very. very poor way to teach, no matter how "right" you think you are.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:34,
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If you find some smug fucker ranting about a subject he knows very little about interestingthen hell yeah, fill yer boots.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:15,
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You're the 2nd person to call him smug today. lol.I got it as it was part of a buy one get one free offer.
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:16,
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he's a smug cunt, alright. And I don't much like that book.but he knows a fucking shitload about his subject, to be fair, you can't have him on that. His earlier stuff, before he got ideas somewhat above his station, is excellent.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:18,
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This is very trueI hated God Delusion with all its ranty church baiting.
The Blind Watchmaker on the other hand is an example of how to write an accessible yet academic text.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:22,
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Wouldn't pull him up on evolutionary biologyThe God Delusion proves he knows next to nowt about religious thought, s'all I'm saying.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:22,
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I think after several years of raising controversy on the subject,he's at last come to realise that not all believers are bible-bashing fundamentalist simpletons.
Well, I hope so, anyway.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:25,
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yeah, but it's a dissection of flaws in theologyfrom an evolutionary point of view, though. A lot of the content is indisputably correct and brilliant. But he wrote with such overbearing arrogance that it just becomes damn near unreadable.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:26,
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HmmmmI must have missed the bit where he seriously considers theology. The large majority of the book is an ill-considered diatribe against organised religion that achieves nothing more than preaching to the converted. Anyway, bit of a dull old argument, there's been far better stuff written before and after. The Bible, for starters.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:31,
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I gather he makes a few theological points,but none that would really convince anyone who had properly thought it through already. Not that they're bad points per se, but they work on a lot of assumptions that your average atheist reader will have taken for granted to begin with.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:34,
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there are a couple of chapters where he does seem to take some parts of theology seriouslybut, meh, see above for the problem with the whole book.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:37,
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I like his latest title, "Greatest Show on Earth".That just says "evolution is awesome". I can't argue with that.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:23,
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Uh huhWhat kind of beans?
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:10,
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Human beans(
Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:11,
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I quite like green beans(
Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:15,
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I'd quite like to plough your beanfield.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:17,
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terribly so, I don't like wax beansand I fucking hate white people
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Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:20,
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I forgot to eat today.I might get some chips.
Inanine thoughts are inaine.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:23,
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Umm Bop, ba ba, doo bop, Sweebaduba Umm Bop, da da dooo, yea-ea-eh !/ac
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:23,
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If only he was a contributor to an internet messageboard almost exclusively concerned with food,then he wouldn't have had to go hungry.
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The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:26,
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It's more like I was thinkin about food since about 5ish when I put on UKFood.And then it came to 6 and I was thinking "I should go make something to eat"
And then hollyoaks came on and then the second hollyoaks and then How I Meet Your Mother and now The Football.
And then I realised that I've been wondering what to have for nearly 4 hours, without actually getting anything, and now I'm quite hungry.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:31,
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nope.I have chips now, fact fans.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:39,
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I live next door a chippy.They're a bit shit though.
How comes other people's chips are always better, but if you swap with them, then suddenly what was your origional chips are the best ones again?
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:48,
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It's because the chips are always down when you're on the other side of the road in a teacup with a silver lining(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
i ate a panini but there were no paninis left so it was a squashed and toasted sub.(
O sleepy town of Binklehem, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:25,
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Man, if I had a panini machine, I'ld make myself paninis more often.(
Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:26,
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this was the boston tea party in exeter. it was tasty. chicken and cheese and chilli and coriander(
O sleepy town of Binklehem, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:27,
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I have a Breville toasted sandwich makerMmmm ham and cheese toastie....
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:27,
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if I had a panini machine, I'd totally fill my sticker album(
mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:28,
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panini is already a pluralit needs no "s", lovely Binky.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:36,
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that's only in Italian.English is a different language.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:38,
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I don't think that works as an argument.We don't bastardise plurals of other foreign words, do we?
"gateauxs". No, we don't.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:58,
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Gateaus.Yes.
Also: bungalow, not bungalah, and fuck knows what you'd do with anorak, because Inuktitut pluralises the verb rather than the noun.
There's no reason why when we loan a word into English, it has to continue conforming to the rules of the language it was borrowed from. Some foreign plural forms are obviously fairly familiar by now, and sometimes we're still using Germanic plurals (i.e. "children") but there's no way we can generalise this principle to all loanwords without expecting everyone to know the grammar of every single language in the world.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:02,
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yeah. Except if you follow that argumentwe need to take the singular of the word in and apply our own pluralising rules. Paninos.
The examples you give were either taken in using a modified form, or don't conform to our language rules so needed modification. I agree with the examples you give, because they were necessary.
Panini is just an error. And therefore annoying.
And I don't know anywhere with half an ounce of intelligence that would use gateaus instead of gateaux, incidentally.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:08,
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I use gateaus,and indexes, because I don't believe in unnecessarily forcing redundant complexity on what is already an overburdened language just for the sake of looking posh and clever*. These things are only ever maintained by the pedantic intellectual elite. Panino/panini doesn't conform to our language rules. Our language rule for plural is "put an 's' on the end". And it really doesn't matter whether we loan the singular or the plural into English, we can do what the fuck we like, and "panini", like it or not, has been in common use as the singular in English for quite some time now.
*also I hate French.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:12,
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It doesn't need a "s"I'm not arguing particularly with the single use of panini, if that's what people want.
The convention in English isn't always to add an s to pluralise. Otherwise we'd have sheeps and fishes. Not adding an s would still follow one of our rules and be correct, so why be deliberately wrong? that's not being pedantically elitist. It's just following a rule we already have and being correct.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:16,
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What does "correct" mean, here?Correct for Italian, or correct for English? Correct is defined by usage, and "paninis" is used.
"Fishes" is a valid plural (if archaic). Not changing the word form in the plural is fairly common, but is the minority case. Most words pluralise with an 's' on the end. And there are exceptions to everything (fuck knows how "mice" happened). But there's no point deliberately complicating things. I'd have no problem with "sheeps". It's less ambiguous, for one thing.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:21,
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panini's is used todoes that make it correct?
I'm not really disputing your point in general, I just disagree that it is in any way "overcomplicating" to use the correct version of the plural in Italian if it happens to fit a plural model we already have.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:28,
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ha,now we of to draw the line somewhere.
Using "panino" for the singular doesn't fit a rule we already have. But if anyone were to use "panini" in the plural, I wouldn't pull them up on it.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:31,
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good point,ok the real rule is marginally more complex than that but the point still stands.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:27,
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Armani, Armani, A-A-Armani, Versace, CinquePaninaro, oh oh oh
Paninaro, oh oh oh
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:41,
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but if it doesnt have an s it sounds less like im stuttering over the word "penis"(
O sleepy town of Binklehem, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:46,
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I think I've eaten some bad chicken.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:26,
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Oh God, do I go to Asda at midnight and get Modern Warfare 2? Or wait until tomorrow and get it from Sainsburys for cheaper?(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:35,
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But I enjoyed the first one a lot.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:36,
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To Hell with your reasoning. To HELL with it.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:44,
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My mate has taken the week off work, he booked it months ago, just because of that game.(
Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:41,
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That's a bit far.I was only going to go down at midnight because I realised that I have the day off tomorrow. Also, my bus ticket runs out tonight and I don't want to buy a new one tomorrow just to get this game.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:43,
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Maybe you could score a lift instead?If you lived at "Chez Gonz aveque au Sexface", you wouldn't need a bus to get to Asda.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:53,
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I heard of several people doing this lately, mostly people from the internet(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)
I don't think there is anything that could go on sale at midnight that I would go out at that time to buyJust wait a while. Do what I do and wait 2 years so the price comes down.
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magnum, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:46,
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if sarah harding went on sale at midnight i'd happily wait 2 years for her to go down, if you know what i'm saying ehthat if sarah harding could be mine i'd wait 2 years for her to suck my cock, as long as i could do her shitter and that, natch
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:04,
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If I were youI'd consider it for a while, then go and buy it now anyway.
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Lord Yulelius slankers, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:23,
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how ironic would it beif I got this job?
www.s1jobs.com/job/337247665.html
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:28,
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Like really, really ironic.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:29,
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It would be, like, all spoons and shit.I could write a song about it, or something.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:30,
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She was looking for a job and then she found a joband heaven knows she's miserable now
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magnum, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:45,
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would be actually,looking for jobs is the worst thing ever, imagine if it was your job to look for jobs all day for other people.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:46,
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like a recruitment consultant, yeah that would suck balls o.t.e 35k(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:01,
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fuck the money,there are more important things in life.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:03,
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I had steak and chipsto make it more pretentious I wilted some motherfucking rocket with balsamic vinegar in the steak pan.
ohhh look at me.
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MY DINNER WAS OREOS AND PRINGLES:P
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Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:33,
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oreo biscuit
oreo cream
pringles
oreo cream
oreo biscuit
oreo biscuit halves without oreo cream in the bin
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i only shop on a need basis, lucky i have a local coop(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:58,
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Food, eh?food.
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little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:35,
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foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:58,
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FUCK I have a sensitive front tooth.HELP
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Lord Yulelius slankers, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:56,
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Tell it how pretty it's looking today.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:58,
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You need a woman to take care of you.If I had gotten the Star Trek wedding of my dreams then you'd been up to your pointy ears in dinners.
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Amusingly, no-one else seems to have noticed your misspelling.Or they're not so inane as to point it out.
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noticing Gonzo's spelling errorsis like noticing fish in a barrel.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:14,
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well that's my christmas gift ruineddoes anyone want cheap tickets to Newport Pagnell World of Sausage?
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I blame his tools too(
mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:59,
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I've never had any trouble with my black and decker cocktail umbrella(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
Yeah hahahahaha yeah(
little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:47,
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I could put a sausage in you(
Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:48,
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Cumberland.(
Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:49,
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I would.(
Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:55,
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you would anything(
mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:56,
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Not true.(
Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:57,
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I wouldn't do you(
Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:12,
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why not? everyone else has(
mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:20,
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exactly.(
Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:20,
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I feel rejected(
mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:27,
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Ring.(
Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:51,
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Come to the Masked Ballspotify:track:4KiUvEvf0EdlLnJ34AQCOT
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Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:48,
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Cheersmakes a nice change from the suffocatingly twee DJ playlist I was listening to in anticipation of a "belle and sebastian night" I'm due to be attending on Friday. Mixed feelings about that one.
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Lamb: Wales' everything(
mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:59,
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Not your time, man.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:08,
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