So yeah, totally went into town and let off some fireworks last night after the pubs and clubs chucked out.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 7:41, archived)

I hope your entire family pretend to be ill for the rest of time.

( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 7:43, archived)

Morning all
I hope the day finds you well.
( GoodKingSuperMatt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 7:47, archived)

Bangin'

( mulledwynoh often bettered, never imitated, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:16, archived)

Yesterday really felt like a Friday for some reason.
This is bad because it means having to wake up to go to work today feels jarring and unwanted. What's your midweek like?
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 7:27, archived)

So far, seeing the worst ever 'ill' acting from the under-11's contestent.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 7:28, archived)

This morning feels like a 90s Britpop song as I've been rudely awoken by the dustmen.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 7:29, archived)

Have you put your trousers on?

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 7:31, archived)

This morning I was rudely awoken at half two in the morning
by fucking fireworks from the centre of town. Who the fuck starts using fireworks at half two in the morning? The only answer I can think of is complete cunts.
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 7:39, archived)

And drunks
with any luck, the silly bastards will have lost an eye or major organ. That'll teach 'em.
( mulledwynoh often bettered, never imitated, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:14, archived)

well bored. Lets do some cheese

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 4:33, archived)

alright broadsword

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 4:37, archived)

alright sexface

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 4:38, archived)

good to see people are backing me up
I'll just take the wrap for the cheese
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 5:04, archived)

Seriously
screw you guys
I'm going home
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 5:06, archived)

You should open a casino, with 90nz0.
I'd visit it.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 4:38, archived)

We are always up for poker games, just need to find some people to join us now

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 4:40, archived)

Hopefully the casino will bring in so much cash you'll never have to worry about losses at the table ever again.
You'll be big players around London town.
Tom Jones will do a three week residency. Followed by Baldmonkey.

I can see it all now. Your names up in big, bright lights.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 4:42, archived)

Don't even get me started on the scantily clad hostesses

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 4:43, archived)

*Firm handshakes*
Excellent thinking my good man.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 4:45, archived)

I'd be up for this
what game do you play?
( mulledwynoh often bettered, never imitated, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:15, archived)

drugs are bad, m'kay

( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 5:13, archived)

I don't disagree
well, that's not true. I do disagree
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 5:16, archived)

I've always been of the firm conviction that other people should not take drugs

( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 5:20, archived)

Fair comment

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 5:21, archived)

another way of looking at it is
Cheese, cheese I like cheese, do you like cheese? I like cheese.
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 5:24, archived)

No, that had nothing to do with it, shut up broadsword

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 5:29, archived)

ROLF
rolf rolf rolf rolf.
Rolf?
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:27, archived)

worf worf i'm a dorg

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:34, archived)

`````HELL YEAH
---------wooosh
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:36, archived)

I'm so upset right now
First thread I've started in months. Was it just that my timing was wrong?
It could be that, I suppose. I'm starting to wonder if you're all just a bunch of cunts lurking about watching me make more pixels...sniggering behind your hands. Oh man I hate you all so much right now.
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:35, archived)

yeah well I hate you too you fucking cunt

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:38, archived)

Oh man I love you so much
alright Kristine, I'm drunk.
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:44, archived)

I am not !
I'd quite like a gallon glass of white wine.
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:49, archived)

I can help

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 4:04, archived)

Shove it up your cunt, dognipples

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 4:00, archived)

Meh

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 4:14, archived)

If there waere anytime to tell the internet this it
i'm in l0ove with a gir lwho ives two fgid fllors dwoown\and pfipr teneen opaieotut y0odl poboiy
\this is foar top cphereant\love you\erasty
,ol hoofnihyt
( Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:18, archived)

HELLLO ERASTYYYYY

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:19, archived)

I'm so happy for you.
Good work, sir.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:21, archived)

alright erasty

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:28, archived)

Touch me I said

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:31, archived)

yes, ma'am
*touches*
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:32, archived)

Hello Krissssssstiiiiiiiine

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:36, archived)

hallo Esmmmeeeeeeeeeee

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:54, archived)

Hello

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:03, archived)

hallo broadswooooooooooooord

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:11, archived)

helllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 4:07, archived)

pflpr teneen opaieotut y0odl poboiy
Wise words there from a man who knows his internet.
( Aardvark in a Manger Do you have stairs in your house?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:31, archived)

poboiy
that's creole, right?
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:32, archived)

No, that's the brown stuff with which you paint your fence.

( Aardvark in a Manger Do you have stairs in your house?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:33, archived)

pffft

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:36, archived)

oh no you di'int

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:55, archived)

One of my favourite songs ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yqM--IMkX4
( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:42, archived)

Needs more cheese

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:04, archived)

I don't know what you're on, or how much you had
but I'm fairly certain you'll regret it tomorrow.
( Shiksa, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:17, archived)

Shut up you cunt

( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:29, archived)

Right
has anyone else been breeding yet? Bored of Friz's nipper already.
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:27, archived)

God no.
No breeding for a long long time. if at all.
( Lord Yulelius waddle waddle, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)

NIGHT COWFOO

( Lord Yulelius waddle waddle, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)

Meh, its not real
alright cowfoo
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)

alright broadsw

( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:37, archived)

ord

( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:37, archived)

Why are you not on msn?

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:39, archived)

I can be anything you want
just off for a piss and a tab and another brandy.
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:41, archived)

My sister is expecting her first.
I'm very excited.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:31, archived)

Ooh
I can't wait until my sister sprogs. My younger sister has a plan: They get engaged at Christmas, she gets preggers around February, they get married in May, baby by Christmas. I don't think Sarah knows of this plan, though.
( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:17, archived)

i have breed successfully on one occasion.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:32, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS FOR THAT OCCASION

( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)

I have also done breeding once
fact fans.
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:37, archived)

Hold on
twice, if you count that miscarriage in Mcdonald's bogs.
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:40, archived)

Jesus tittyfucking christ
that nipper would be 16 now.
Not that I'm recommending miscarriages, but NO NO NO FUCK OFF LEAVE ME ALONE NO.
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:42, archived)

Heh
mate of mine has had two kids in the last year, one was 20, the other 16, facebook can be dangerous
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:44, archived)

That doesn't even make sense

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:27, archived)

Does if you know him
2 new kids... one nearly 20 years old, other around 16. Really not complicated.
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 5:21, archived)

I'm good, homeskillet

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:32, archived)

Hello I said
I educated the local alco on what golden showers and munging was tonight
( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:15, archived)

I reckon, if I close my eyes & wish hard enough
I can bring non-shit b3tans back to b3ta.

Lets test this shit.

*closes eyes*
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)

yo

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

Arses

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

YES!

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)

Also, well played on the child.
Have another.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)

congratulations,
I bet you can't sleep/
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)

the mother here
he's downstairs.

also, i hate him.

but also love him.

but mostly hate him at the moment
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:04, archived)

Is he crying a lot?
Also, why are you posting on b3ta when your son and his mum are downstairs? No offence like, I guess you need a break... hope everything is good frizzl.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)

The son is not born yet

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:23, archived)

You hate him because he is getting more tit than you now?
Happy Burning stick day!
(ToMeToYule is using the turkey to measure it., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)

tit attention
( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)

all three replies to this proves none of you can fucking read. it's a shame.
me and friz are off to try and sleep. he wishes you a good night.
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)

What you've done there is assume that anyone bothers to read his posts.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)

Golly and gosh. The mother of Friz's child hates him?
I'm very confused, I may not be able to read too well but she clearly can't punctuate otherwise it would have been clearer.

Anyway, to the unnamed mother: I hope everything gets sorted out, congratulations to you especially and try to have a restful night.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:23, archived)

wahey
Congrats
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:02, archived)

Happy candleday on top of your happy birth of your son day.

( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)

It's not worked.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

*belms*
I smell of vomit.
( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

oh, sorry

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

Yay!
*bums*
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)

none of that now!
not without the chili lube, I mean
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)

take off those nostalgia goggles

(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

Things were a lot better before he started wearing those.

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:59, archived)

oh you

(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)

Hi!

( Last planearm Christmas, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

where did i go?

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:01, archived)

Hello there!
I would most like Lonewolf, the Bennies, Enigmatic, Gilgamesh, Scott, GMoS etc to come back.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:02, archived)

I miss baldmonkey.
Whatever happened to him?
( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)

He's still around occasionally.

( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:04, archived)

I posted that to get one on your list to come back
he didn't bite :(
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:05, archived)

Alright
I'm neither non-shit nor Shit
( Lord Yulelius waddle waddle, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)

Wut?
How have I ended up back here again.
(ToMeToYule is using the turkey to measure it., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)

Hiya

( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)

*appears as if by magic*

( Aardvark in a Manger Do you have stairs in your house?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)

<sup>AaaaAaaAa</sup>aaaAAarrdv<sub>aaAAA</sub>AAAAaaA<sub>RrrR</sub><sup>rRk</sup>!!!!!!!!!!!<sup>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</sup>
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)

:D

( Aardvark in a Manger Do you have stairs in your house?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)

I bought 3 good b3tans back to life with this thread
not that I'm one to blow my own horn. Mainly due to rib related inconveniences.
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)

Aardvark, you're looking positively dashing this evening.
also, AaA<sub>ää</sub><sup>Ã</sup><sub>Ã</sub><sup>Ã</sup>AaΓΓRr<sub>ΓΓ</sub><sup>Γ</sup><sub>Γ</sub>rRD<sub>D</sub><sup>D</sup><sub>d</sub><sup>d</sup>dDDddDD<sup>VvvVVννννν</sup>ννAaaA<sub>λλ</sub><sup>λλ</sup>AλaAλ<sup>λAaλaλaAA<sub>λ</sub>λ<sub>λ</sub>ΓRrΓRΓrrR</sup>ΓRrrRrrΓRΓRKkKk<sub>κ</sub><sup>κ</sup><sub>κ</sub>kKkkKκκKkK<sup>Kk!1!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!</sup>
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)

:D
Kristine, you're the beacon towards which my soul is drawn.
( Aardvark in a Manger Do you have stairs in your house?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)

AaaAaAaAaaAAaaaAaaAaaaAAAAaaaAaAaAarrRRrrrRr<sup>rRrRd</sup>v<sub>aAAAaA</sub>aAaAAaAaaAaaaA<sup>Aaaaaa</sup>aaAAaaaaArrRrrRRRRrRRrRrrR<sup>RrRk</sup>!!!!!!!<sup>!!!!!!</sup>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:23, archived)

:D
Evening, all.
( Aardvark in a Manger Do you have stairs in your house?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:27, archived)

YEAH
AAAAAaAa<sup>aaAAAAaAaaAaaAAaAAaAA</sup>AAaAA<sub>rRRRr</sub>rrRrrrRrRrrRr<sub>d</sub>vAAAaAaaAaaAaaAaaAAAAaAaAAaaAAAaAaAaaaaaRRrRRRRRrRRrRrRrRrrrk<sub>!!!!!!!!</sub>!!!!!!!!!!!!!<sup>!!!!!</sup>!!!!!!
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)

Hell

( Aardvark in a Manger Do you have stairs in your house?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:34, archived)

o

( Aardvark in a Manger Do you have stairs in your house?, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:34, archived)

*POOF!*
what the fuck's going on i was asleep a minute ago?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:23, archived)

I just spent £920 online
woooo for reckless spending!
( thiswasmyclone, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:54, archived)

You do know that you can get porn for free on the Internet?

( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:55, archived)

and telling us brings meaning into your life in some way?
wonderful
(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:55, archived)

yes. it adds meaning to my life
and takes it away from yours. you are now a bitter person posting on an internet forum at 1 in the morning mid week.

I, however, am off to bed. I'll leve my original post suckling at your meaning-teat.
( thiswasmyclone, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:59, archived)

haha

(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)

Some people got NIGHT VISION GOGGLES with their copy of MW2.
I'd never need them for anything practical, but I think that'd be awesome to have one.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Woo!

Forgive me i'm 21, forgive me in at university, forgive me i'm working a part-time job.

I can barely afford a fucking pair of shoes (Of which there is a gaping hole in my current ones), due to rent and food etc.
(QuackCandle THIS DUCK!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:58, archived)

HEEEEEEEEEY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGWFoYHHkP4

That quite literally could be ANY of you over 30's.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)

i'm watching something else
and i don't really want to pause it to watch that link, sorry
(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)

No complaints.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)

I for one am not over 30, also I'm watching Top Gear so I'm not going to click your no doubt hilarious link.
Nevertheless, how are things Jammy?
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)

Canny.
Top Top Gear action, there.
I firmly handshakingly approve.

Clarkson didn't like my car. I naturally decided to ignore his views.
Mainly as I have a push-button ignition.
I'm like Captain Kirk. Army of nerdy followers.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)

And Top Gear in HD as from this week
WOO!
( Last planearm Christmas, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)

*Roundhouses a Kangaroo!*
Get in!
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)

*fist bumps*
Having a push button ignition does make you brilliantly cool I concur with you, not Clarkson.

If you're Kirk, can I be Picard but with a full head of hair?
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)

I'm also watching something else,
this is a link fail really isn't it jmg?
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:47, archived)

I'm not down with this jive internet lingo.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)

I'm not watching anything else, I just genuinely cannot be bothered to click on the link.

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)

shame on you

(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)

I offer you the very manly of acceptance nods.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)

That is truly fucking awesome.
I want one of those. It looks so satisfying to play with, like a tube of rancid toothpaste.

How do you get them? Do you have to inject sugarwater or something?
( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)

I think you have to defeat a Warlock with your seven best mates or something.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)

I should point out that I've been de-sensitised by
my 2 year-old daughter's projectile vomiting this evening.
( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)

JMG
I'm a Dad

What's your word on this?
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)

AND it's my candleday!
Amazing!
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)

THIS WILL ALWAYS REMIND YOU OF IT'S BIRTHDAY!
*Firm handshakes*

Boy or girl?
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)

Boy
Flynn

Mad at JMG already
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

Congratulations.
Now, go get some sleep.
( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)

Fuck you harry, fuck you right in the arse,
I would, but anyhow that's not the point. This was supposed to be about me, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE FUCKING ME TIME?!

Fuck that cunt 'en shit innit.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

stop being shit, The Doveston

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

Yeah, good luck with that.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

haha
I still get the Welsh confused, which is which?
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

man, you're like the linguistic genius of this place,
be angry man, it's your forte.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

Hello the Doveston.
My parents will be in Brighton this weekend.
( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

It's not gay pride again already is it?

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

Haha, my mum loves the gays.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

I thought you and wicca were in some district of brighton,
i visit there once in a while, i like the culture.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)

We're in the district of Brighton called 'suffolk'.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

Is that the gayest end of town?

( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

Woah there, I've met him.
How do you qualify.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

Might go play the ps3 for a while now.

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

what are you playing?

(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

Call of Duty World at War.
At least till my copy of Modern Warfare arrives.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

have you got borderlands yet?

(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

No. It sounds interesting though.

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

it's pretty good
the single player aspect is kinda crappy though
(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

Wiki compares it to Diablo now because of the random generation thingy.
I want to play Diablo 2 now.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

it's a first person Diablo 2 pretty much

edit: if you want to play something like Diablo have a look at Torchlight
(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

Hmm.
It's my birthday in a few weeks.
I'll drop hints.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

it's 15 quid on steam right now

(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

I done did it a couple of weeks ago.
I thought about playing through again but it just felt like a further waste of life.
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

Darksiders looks and sounds interesting.

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

I like Tetris.
Have you heard of it?
( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

this really isn't any good

(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

thanks contributor,
thanks for contributing, you make a valid argument.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

you're the one who knows ssg right?

(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

he's a cunt though innit.
honestly, he's living in a flat without a tv, wha's that all about?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

don't look at me
i don't even own a tv
(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)

I'd like to formally withdraw my statement that Doveston was the best user in the 72700's

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

you might want to withdraw that statement,
i mean seriously, you ain't all the shizzat an that.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

i didn't mean "that was interesting"
against you
i mean my day was a bit different...interesting
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

you're quite lovely, I'm sure.
wanna make out?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

no
i'm quite well spoken for
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

asl??

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

he's not an asshole

(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)

Arse Sex Liason?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)

Was that a crack pipe in your photo or has your younger brother gone on the computer after you forgot to log out?

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)

Anal Sausage Love

(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)

Fuck yeah

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

well that's interesting
second day back from holiday and i've been suspended(not sure how long for), apparently due to various things i've done wrong over the course of my job, oh well this means i get a lie-in tomorrow

what are you doing tomorrow?
alt: bears covered in jam or scorpions with toast?
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

I'll be asleep before starting work tomorrow night.
Oh... fuck sorry.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

What do you do for a job
what things have you done wrong?
You can't just tease us with generalisations.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

I have to admit, I'm on the edge of my seat.

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

Because I have spina bifida.

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

oh, i don't have that

(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

come on mike you must be desperate to see if your assumptions about internet people are correct.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

me too

(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

Going to work on account of not being suspended.

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

What The Fuck.
I mean What The Fuck
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

Snap.
I have been off work now on full pay since August.
(Fluffster, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

Yeah but doney fellating, isn't a real job.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

stealing office supplies?

(well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

Your mum

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

fuck all, it's Independance Day

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

Crist or something.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

Man
totally go out and score some hash laced with opium. fuck your job just root right in
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

fuck the fuckin fuck fucks fucking fuck
hello
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

Flynn Frizzle.
If you're wondering.
( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

I properly fancy you, i think
next time i'm in brighton, you should come visit me. i've met thems lot once, they all like wacky en shit, especially that dotmund, whatta cunt.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

Totally reposting because I was proud of my impromtu poem to Friz's kid earlier
Flynn Frizzle
Slim Shizzle
my dad's the bizzle
the message board wizard wizzle
I was brought up on world of warcraft
and I'm well 'ard
got star-wars figures in my yard
even though it's 2056
yo they were in newsletter 266
anyway you diss my shit I hit up the forum clique
and bust your beak noobie creep
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

Fuck your fuck the fuckin fuck fucks fucking fuck RIGHT in the fuck
hello
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

hello

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

Shit the shit
Am I doing it right?
(misusscompiler shooting at the walls of heartache. BANG BANG, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

you shouldn't have used a capital and you should have said hello.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

Alright
Won a quiz match tonight. Good times. Didn't breed though - better times.
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

How the fuck SSG could leave you I'll never know.

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

I get the two of you confused
fuck knows why
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

I'm the better looking out of us. Only slightly though, he is very handsome.

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

The Pope's Cunt

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

+ a

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

you fucking beaker.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

Yeah or something.
You should be at JackAction's birthday.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

Sorry to bother, bit of a tricky one, need help... going mental
trying to track down a song from the mid 90's. cant remember for the life of me whats its called or who did it. Its been doing my head in for a while now, it was some generic non famous girl band, i believe they where american, and they had a video of them riding some wierd animal about a shoddy 3d landscape. I am sure it was released around 1995 but i might be wrong. b3ta is my last hope.
( Radagarst, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

I'm afraid I can't help. I'm downloading the EVE Online client though, if that helps.

( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

i like the idea of a game you can play while you sleep

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

In an effort to become your shadow.
What's that.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

...
i always thought the landscape in Eve onlise was anything but shoddy?, well until Star Trek Online comes out. Unless it disappoints, which i am sure it probably will.
( Radagarst, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

dont
it's frighteningly addictive. There's City Traders out there using it for economic modelling purposes :(
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

Jesus, that's depressing.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

If you're drinking coffee with someone who has to stop talking for a moment to move 3bn dollars around
and that person is paying you for your professional advice, it's actually rather warming.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

Jesus.
That's scary power.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

What advice do you offer?

(misusscompiler shooting at the walls of heartache. BANG BANG, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)

Have a latte to go.

( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)

That sounds about the level.

(misusscompiler shooting at the walls of heartache. BANG BANG, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

haha

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

latte is no laughing matter :(

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

Latte is for cunts.

( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

It's just milky coffee

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

+ for cunts

( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

i should think not
what sort of cunt has milk with coffee
(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

I fucking do,
and I won't be stopped by some nobber like you.

Cold milk, mind.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

when i typed what sort of cunt
you were exactly the person i was thinking of
(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

Why are you all being nasty to me tonight?
I just got called an arse picker down there \/. You're all awful bullies.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)

yeah, what's the story with that guy?

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

He's new.
He'll learn.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

i like him
his name is an anagram you know
(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

Kettel of Mork could have him in a bar fight

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

he's a family planning counselor

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

Buy low and sell high.

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

how to negotiate in English for International Finance and Banking
among other things
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

Nice. Tricky stuff i'm sure.
I had you pegged for "Yeah. No worries, I can get those stains out"
(misusscompiler shooting at the walls of heartache. BANG BANG, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

i played it when it first came out
people take it very very seriously
(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

Is it the internet.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

worse than normal for the internet
not played in a while but i hear some russian billionaire has killed the economy anyway
(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)

Sell it to me moohalaa.
Not literally I mean, give it a good sell. Not literally I mean try and sell it. But not literally.
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

You'd better be at the JackAction bash.
If you aren't I'll cry like I've just seen a spider and I've just shit myself, requiring a clean up in the bathroom.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

I dunno, I'm busy at a lot of bashes for the next coming year.
Signing up to bashes is the new 'not signing up to bashes.'

I'd probably get punched in the face anyway.
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

So fucking what.
I want to meet you, that's reason enough.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

if you liked david brabens elite or frontier
you will probably like EVE. same thing, worse controls, MMO
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

It's Elite with more than 16 colours
that's all you need.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

Hold up a second guys.
What's "Elite?"
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

You are too young to remember.
Mind you, I never really played it, I just knew of it.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

+online

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

If we're your last hope, you're fucked
no offence
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

You spin my head round baby right round like a record player baby right round
/Meatspin blog
( Dave! Dong Merrily on High BAH FUCKING HUMBUG http://bit.ly/FREEPORN, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

It was 'GIRLS IN 1995 RIDING WEIRD ANIMALS ON SHODDY 3D LANDSCAPES ALOUD.'

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

..
THATS THE FUCKER!!!
( Radagarst, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

I found this awesome picture of a twig:
www.morgan.k12.il.us/jvsd117/herget/osage-twig.jpg
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

That is a good twig

( Dave! Dong Merrily on High BAH FUCKING HUMBUG http://bit.ly/FREEPORN, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

That's a fucking SWEET picture of a twig dude

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

Man, this shit is wild!
users.ox.ac.uk/~kgroup/tools/photos/twig_tools.jpg
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

lol the look a bit like bone samples

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

Damn man, those 'twigs' give me 'wood'

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

You're barking.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

Oakay but you wooden beleaf the stuff I've gone through

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

Leaf it broadsword.
Tree's not w-earth it.
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

lol it looks like a linesman

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

Jesus, that's a good twig.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

Congratulations on the happy occasion of your lifes twig-based journey

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

Please can we get this on the popular page
I don't want anyone to miss it.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

parklife

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

Father Ted with My Lovely Horse

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

Generic Girls.

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

You push down a thread about a regular's new offspring just to ask us about a fucking song title?
Stop cheating at your pub quiz and fuck off.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM-CHfh6j5g
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

I can tell straight away.
It's not that link.

I'm not even going to click it.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

Nah he nailed it.

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

Apple design products that look like babies.
I just figured it out.
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

Widescreen monitors.

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

Double Douche 2: The Prequel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2qEuYuMrmo
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

better than the last thread, yet still i'm off

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

Was it 'Time of our lives' by the Sugargirls
Here
(misusscompiler shooting at the walls of heartache. BANG BANG, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

B'Witched
They were generally fucking shoddy.

Otherwise, top marks for the most pointless thread start today. Genuine lol right here.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

I had a mate who was in a generic non famous girl band in the 90's.
Want me to ask if it was her? Don't think they were American though, but it can't hurt to ask.
( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

www.google.co.uk/search?q=trying+to+track+down+a+song+from+the+mid+90%27s.+cant+remember+for+the+life+of+me+whats+its+called+or+who+did+it.+Its+been+doing+my+head+in+for+a+while+now%2C+it+was+some+generic+non+famous+girl+band%2C+i+believe+they+where+american%2C+and+they+had+a+video+of+them+riding+some+wierd+animal+about+a+shoddy+3d+landscape.+I+am+sure+it+was+released+around+1995+but+i+might+be+wrong.+b3ta+is+my+last+hope.&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

www.hollowearth.org/woebot_images/trout.jpg
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

It was me and my B&H mates dressed as ladies
we shot our videos behind the bikeshed. glad you liked them :)

we were called "cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt and the cunts"

and the song was the aptly-named, "cunt"
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

Was it TLC?

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

Creep and Waterfalls are classics
while No Scrubs is a stinker.

Oh, the quandary.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

I just searched for Waterfalls on youtube because I haven't heard it in ages.
Just seems to be full of cunts covering it or shitty remixes.
( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

Always happy to help.
www.dailymotion.com/video/xt8nd_tlc-waterfalls_music
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)

Ah man, they're totally made out of water!

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

It was filmed in Penzance.

( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

Thought I recognised one of the shops,

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

Man
totally getting all over that on spotify
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

I wish he'd reply so I could find out if I was right.

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)

Evening guys
Here is is

twitpic.com/p1kti

I'm gonna be up all night.

Fucking crazy this
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

if you tell the internet, it didnt happen..
oh, wait..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

PROOF
Friz actually has had sex at least once.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

Or at least has access to pictures of babies.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

Nah, proof that Friz's missus had sex once.

( Mu Sticks™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

^this

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

i wouldnt call 2 seconds of sweaty pumping and a wet squelching noise "sex"
regardless of what some of your ex's have said *grin*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

ZING
Well they were lucky if it was a wet squelching noise.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

pfft

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

Oh god.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

which is the more likely,
that or the second coming of Christ?
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

actually, the second coming of christ...

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

great, now we can look forward to hours of dull cunts complaining about you

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

I'm already on the case.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

wELL DONE.
ahAHAHAHAHA
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

I'm going to have a shower, now.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6538119
( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

it looks like an alien-abducted rugby ball adopted by the Smurfs

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

phone home.......

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

Heh

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

So, like all babies then?

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

of all the revolting little idiocies, this one is especially repugnant

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

Oh God, is that his kid? I thought he'd taken a picture of the afterbirth by mistake.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

fingers crossed friz dies to today

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

I really hate Anne Robinson
if it hadn't have been for Watchdog there'd be a lot more cotdeaths these days.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

nah that was that fat cunt on gmtv

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

Haha,
I just messaged you.
I remember how fucked up it feels. Not real at all.
Well done.

All new baby posts go on the popular page by tradition (or so Gilgamesh said in my thread).
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

Yeah, you'll have to knock that baldmonkey poem off there first,

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4778374
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

"well done?"
you ridiculous patronising moronic imbecile. He shoved his cock up a fleshreceptacle for a few minutes and spattered the insides with brackish seawater, and you want to congratulate him? Christ, you're thick. Really, really fucking thick.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

Urgh, are you real?
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

oh come on
we were all thinking it
(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

I wasn't. What I was thinking was 'I would rather die than stick a pic of my kid on the internet'. Daft shit.
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

Yeah we were
sod congratulations, no point congratulating someone for something normal and average. It's not like you'd congratulate an average everyday guy with no problems when he wakes up, nor if an average guy with no problems has a meal, or anything, would you?
( Karma's Enemy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

oh, i meant the bit about maffers post really

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

Oh right
well, in any case, my point still stands.
When my kid was born, I got congratulations from every angle and I grew tired of repetitive statements, so I said to them what I said above. Its a natural thing, like taking a massive dump. Out of the vagina.
( Karma's Enemy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

fuck off

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

I *love* your username.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

it's an anagram you know

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

Worked it out yet?
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

tedious cunt?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

No, nastiness. Wrong.
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

No nastiness?
You're dreaming cuntboy.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

Are you as blind to punctuation as you are to gender, you arsey little picker?
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

is it ancient sumerian for
"he who makes sews curtains while the rest of the tribe go to war"
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

Peck, peck, peck, peckpeckpeckpeck.
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

Sodom Flake

( Mu Sticks™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Haha

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

SOOK ME FLAD?

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)

It's a character in an Italian book. A really good one that has been badly translated into English.
Innit.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

yeah i know, well not about the mistranslation
it was a reference to something in another thread
(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Or possibly "well done" on entering a new and exciting chapter in his life, where he now has the chance to partake (in my experience) a fantastic journey into parenthood and the chance to love something unconditionally.
So, you know, stop being a miserable git and just be happy for him, as he's obviously happy about it.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

you can fuck off as well

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

Jump in quick. While people are looking.
Sorry, am I not being entertaining enough for you?
It would be a valid point if you weren't such a one trick pony yourself.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

don't start an argument with him
it's depressing
(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

It's the only thing he knows how to do.
Having a go at people for not amusing him whilst at the same time being dull as dishwater.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

i'm not getting involved

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

you already did.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

i know
what the hell is wrong with me
(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

terminal idiocy

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

it's because you always reply
i feel validated
(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

yeah, thats right. i am the dull one.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

Calm down darling.
If you're going to get grumpy at the internet at least continue to punctuate properly during your rage.
*kissses on cheek*
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

that is punctuated properly
isnt my fault that you cant read.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

I am talking perfectly.
It's your stupid mind which means you can't understand.
:P
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

All I see is someone being bitter online.
Grrmachine at least makes me laugh cos he's good at it and because he brings a reasonable point into it. You just complain for the sake of it. Then complain some more about how shit and boring this place is because it's full of moaners.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

i get creativley cunty when the occaision calls for it.
people like you are not worth the time to write something.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

Fuck me, Az has turned into Gonz

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

pfft.
trying to type one handed and roll a joint with the other. spelling can go to hell for a sec :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

Thing is though.
I can't remember anything like that (I'm sure the opposite is true for yourself). I remember we seemed to get on fine until a few weeks ago when you seemed to get upset at me over nothing. You've made a point of carrying it on. If I upset you that much there is action you can take.

I happen to think you like the moaning.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

www.freesound.org/samplesViewSingle.php?id=23503
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

It's almost like you don't have an arguement so have decided to go for the "I'll just try and deflect all his comments and save my dignity" tactic.

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

P.S
It's not working. Click the ignore button and go moan in a corner where I can't see you.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

i just fail to see why you feel the need to be so mind killingly dull..
31 thousand posts in 2 years and 3 months. and most of those were the forum equivalent of radio static. is there really that little to do in aberdeen than you have to come on here and bore us to tears as well?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

What exactly do you bring to the fore?
Apart from a desperate need to be entertained by other people?
If you don't like me there is an ignore button. If you choose not to use it it's your problem.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

how many people here have you met and count as friends?
mykey and pickle? colour me fucking impressed mate.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

I don't need the internet to find friends.
But go on. Impress me with your online friend list.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

my point was that what i "bring to the fore" as you put it has little to do with the page its self
and more to do with the relationships i have with the people who frequent it. dont bother replying to me. the interferance is bad on this old set tonight, the static is so loud i can barely hear you..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

No no. You've been digging at me for being dull and tedious.
When I asked what exactly it is that you do on here your reply was to insinuate you've made tons of friends on here.

I don't see the connection but I'm obviously very impressed.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

I'm 99.3% convinced this is all more internet needy lies
I say all power to grrrmachine
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

I feel there'd be a lot less stupid people around if we did give all power to Grrrmachine.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

See. I tihnk a lot of the time Grr is hysterical.
But he doesn't have to be like that for everything, does he?

Can't he just say congratulations to someone who has had something good happen to them.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

You're missing my point entirely

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

I must have.

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

Of course I can
but the prospect of 18 years of payments, pain, the complete destruction of self and the final reward of knowing that the end product will turn out a hell of a lot like yourself is something to which I can only offer my heartfelt condolences. And consolation to the rest of us alive today who will have to depend on its tax payments to support us in our dotage, even though in this case it will be guaranteed dolescum.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

i'd say he is a cunt, a massive shit cunt, fuck him, his so called baby and his life with it

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

well done on treading the well-rutted path to animalistic irrational atttachment to something fundamentally worthless
you have now entered into the same league as all the other dribbling bleating idiots who think their spawn is somehow a cut above your average slab of tofu.

Jesus Christ maffers, four people a SECOND achieve what Friz just did, congratufuckinglations doesn't even come close.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

Four people a second google baby pics?

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

I personally don't see people or life as fundamentally worthless.
You might, that's your wont.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

perhaps he's just depressed

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

Nah. He's just recieved so much praise for being the cynic that it's all he knows how to do.
Like I said he's fantastically funny but there are the odd occasions where he doesn't have to live up to the internet expectations pressed upon him.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

Or maybe I really fucking hate kids
and hate idiotic parents even more
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

He won't what?

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

Oh my spawn are tofu.
Shouting swearing tofu.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)

You described it as a journey.
That does make you a wanker. Sorry.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

If it doesn't have a dog with the body of a ferret that can fly
it's not a fucking journey
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

Oh man.
I would like to se that film again.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

oh fuck off and top yourself you dull needy cunt

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

You tedious fucking twat

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

yeah yeah shit cunt, see how you like it, want someone to wish rape on your child, fuck you and yours

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

I'm not feeling cunty tonight.
So congratulations, hope all is well.
( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

Congratulations.
What weight?
(misusscompiler shooting at the walls of heartache. BANG BANG, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

Congratulations.
BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
( Comma, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

SHOE ON HEAD

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

Flynn?

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

Flynn Frizzle
It would be so delicious if the irksome little toad develops a lisp.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

slim slizzle
would be an awesome name for a rapper..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

or a brand of lean sausages

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

Slim shizzle
my dad's the bizzle
the message board wizard wizzle
I was brought up on world of warcraft
and I'm well 'ard
got star-wars figures in my yard
even though it's 2056
yo they were in newsletter 266
anyway you diss my shit I hit up the forum clique
and bust your beak noobie creep
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

My brother's ex girlfriend's kid is called Flynn
The "dad" lives in an open relationship with the mother, while the kid looks strikingly like my brother.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

lovely kid though
and good luck Friz. Just go away now and do some baby stuff, ok?
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

He's Yorkshire
Last name
T'Eastwood
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

Oh you fucker.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Only if you ask nicely.
How's the folk going Badge?
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

Nearly finished.
I am having a Miserble Song About War finish.

'Baleerie Baloo' by Karine Polwart, Eric Bogle's version of 'No Man's Land', June Tabor doing 'Walzting Mathilda' and Springsteen doing Pete Seeger's 'Bring 'Em Home'.

You can stlll catch most of the last three.
( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

ah hahahahahahaha

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

Congratulations for being a Dad and congrats to the girl who actually had to do all the hard work.
Take loads of photos and enjoy it.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

Aww congrats :)

( Dave! Dong Merrily on High BAH FUCKING HUMBUG http://bit.ly/FREEPORN, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

Her head is wider than it is tall.
It's definitely yours.
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

heh heh
I already know the feeling mate :(
( Karma's Enemy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

yay! congratulations

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Shove it RIGHT back up your cock

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

Congratualations,
and it's your b3taday now so you'll never forget your kids birthday.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)

Congrats fella, hope all are doing well :)

( The Great Architect, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

Apparently Friz is now a dad.
twitpic.com/p1kti
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)

yeah great

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)

poor child.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

Popeye likes his spinach.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

Yogi likes those pic-er-nic baskets

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

Bout time too.

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

I'll go message him my congrats now actually.

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

Good for him & I wish him luck
especially if it keeps him away from the internet a bit
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

C-Section, presumably?

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

what makes you think that?

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

The size of the head.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

Not unless his missus has the sort of fanny that precludes her from sitting on barstools anyway.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

the only land mammal with a pelvis big enough for that
is from the genus Loxodonta.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

and even then, its eyes would water like hell..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

Three foot cesarian scar.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

aww man, i miss read that as dead at first, sadtimes

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

That's nice.

(misusscompiler shooting at the walls of heartache. BANG BANG, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

That's lovely.
So long as he doesn't keep coming on here and posting pictures of the bloody thing.
( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

You spoke too soon.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

He only just beat me.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

Friz II
Wait until the cunt's 13..
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

Im going to find his high school English teacher
and ram a rolled up copy ofPhilip Larkin's "This Be The Verse" down his throat until his oesophagus splits apart.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

You go for it.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

Lick your elbow.
Go on, streeeeeeeeeeeeeetch.

I like the iPod Nano.

What else is good?

MUSIX
PHALM
GAM
BOK
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)

my mp3 player is better than your mp3 player

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)

I got it free, they're good
that's it
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)

i don't even own an mp3 player

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

Oh yooooooooooooou.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

I have better heart valves than you.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)

Are you Al Pacino?

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

Yes.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

I like the ipod nano too
But got an 8gb sandisk number - returned stock - off ebay for under £30. It works like a charm, so far, and the scroll wheel is only a bit inferior to the nano's.

It has an SD-card slot but apparently that fucks up the battery according to amazon. And never ever try and and play videos on it like it says you can. Anyway, loving my 8gbs of muzak for £30.

"Sansa View" for anyone interested.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

who do you think is the worse person for being famous for showing no fame skills at all?

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)

Jade Goody
Paris Hilton
Kerry Katona
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)

kerry was in a band, and got her big veined tits out before that

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

tits
*dreams*
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)

I quite liked her in the group.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)

I didn't realise you had no ears or eyes
That must be hard for you.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)

Oh man, you're picking fights all over the board tonight.

( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)

careful, you might be next

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)

*punches*

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)

The motherfucking pope.

( Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)

oh come on, admit it, he has an astonishingly good wave
I mean, it's a wonder that his wrists are so supple and fluid at his age, considering how many Hitler salutes he was "forced" to throw in his youth.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

The Pope can't be Polish every time.
Be happy for your neighbours getting a turn.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)

i don't understand the question

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

you wouldn't

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)

what does that mean?

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

nothing

( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

what do you think?

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

i don't know what to think anymore

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)

i suspected you wouldn't

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)

what are we doing here?

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)

that's not really a question i can answer

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

probably for the best

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

you'd think that wouldn't you

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)

i'd like to

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)

i bet you would

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

i do

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)

if your happy with that, good for you i suppose

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)

i'd like to think you could be happy for me too

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)

that's a big ask

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)

well fuck you then

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)

well if that's your answer, forget it

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:23, archived)

Good lord, where to start?
How about Davina McCall?
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

The worst would be someone none of us have heard of, surely?

( Fluzzy is smiling, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

you jesus now or some shit

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

Nope, still just Fluzzy

( Fluzzy is smiling, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)

THE CUNT
Ainsley Harriet

or

THE CUNT

Nick fucking Knowles
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

Peaches Geldof
Fearne Cotton
Davina McCall

Oops, my misogyny is twitching again...
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

the top one is only famous because of her dad, bit like jesus

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)

Yeah
doesn't mean she's got any talent though.
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

She doesn't need any talent.
The current media has seen to that.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)

Fearne Cotton, she's one of the worst wankers.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)

Oh I'll agree with Fearne Cotton

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

I like Fearne Cotton.
Alot.
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)

Allah

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)

I caught Radio 1 last week just as Moyles was finishing and Coton was starting. Both the cunts on at the same time.
It went off sharp.

How can a radio station that is so good at night be so awful in the daytime?
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

The Chris Moyles show is one of the only things I listen to on Radio One
Most of the rest is shit, especially since they changed the line up.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)

There was a report that Moyles would be replaced by Vernon Kay
I don't mind Moyles but there is no way I could put up with Kay on anything
( magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

i think george lamb would be a good replacement

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

I think someone who never talks and just plays some records would be a good replacement.
They'd be cheap too.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

i like some talking between songs
if i didn't i wouldn't listen to the radio, i'd just put my mp3 player on
(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

There's a difference between some talking and Moyles and his endless boring stories.
The big downside to my mp3 player is that it is full of stuff I already know. I want to hear something new, godammit. I bet your mp3 player is the same.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)

it is yes, i'm just too lazy to put stuff i've heard on to it
i've never listened to moyles to be honest i usually just listed to 6music
(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

I have no digital radio in my car.
At home it's not a problem. It's quite easy in the morning to flick through ten or more stations on FM and fail to find a tune.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

i've got it on my mp3 player
although the reception is pretty bad at times
(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)

In fact, I'd rather listen to the endless shitty adverts on commercial radio than another one of Moyles' fucking boring stories.
Apparently, if you've called the rest then you should call the best. Tom White Skip Hire.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

I'd happily take anyone bar Coton as a replacement for Moyles.
But Chris Evans on Radio 2 in a few weeks says I don't give a toss who replaces him. He's even pushing Sarah Kennedy back to too early for me most mornings. An all-round good result. If they could only do something about Steve Wright.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

I love all those people who complained and said they would never listen to R2 again when Evans was put into Johnny Walkers drivetime bit
and then he goes to put about a million new listeners on during that time.
( magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

It is a bit of a shame that Walker had to be sacrificed to make way for Evans though.
He was one of the good guys.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

Why are you telling me this?

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

Paris Hilton and Fearne Cotton

( magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

Jeremy Kyle

( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)

Fame skills.
Hmmm, I'm not a very good dancer.

So I'll nominate myself.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)

But you're not famous, unless you're planning on going on a killing spree or something.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

i'd love to go on a killing spree, fuck those shit cunts shit right up, do some afghans or somalians or some cunts

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

Buy these
www.savoy.abel.co.uk/HTML/meng1.html

If you enjoy violent prose.
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

I'm the most famous person I know.
Oh, I mean infamous.
I always get those mixed up.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)

stephen hawking

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)

He'd be rubbish on x factor

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

But Cowell would still save him.
/Lolrofltopicalwhatacunt.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

I'll bet he wouldn't.
No money to be made.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)

I don't really understand it,
but I have a 15-year-old cousin who is very upset and is busy organising Facebook boycotts.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)

LUCIESHUDNEVRHVEGNE!

( Katy Hysteria Christmas is shit., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)

KK

( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)

Tara Palmer Tomkinson
although she's not too shabby at the violin - but she just seems famous for fuck all
( hedonistmas there's a magical place, we're on our way there, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)

THAT MAN WHO RUNS BRITAIN.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)

gonzo?

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)

who knows? You can't really tell any more!

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)

Dita Von Teese, she's just irksome and has no value.
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)

Could this not also apply to every model ever?

( Katy Hysteria Christmas is shit., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)

But she's not even a model. She looks like a scone with a small circumference.
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)

Loser

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)

are you picking a fight with this noob?

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)

No
I just think they are a loser.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)

well, perhaps you're right, he's not saying anything in his defense

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)

Plus his argument is that she looks like a scone
I think I win.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)

i don't even know who she is

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)

I just don't think that titting about in a big martini glass is all that good.
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)

You have obviously never titted about in a big martini glass
Honestly.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)

If I had I wouldn't be stringing a career out of it, Miss Antagonistic Socks.
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)

Hello new person
I'm trying to work out if your name is an anagram of something
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)

Best I've done so far is M leaks food

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)

Or maybe Am desk fool

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)

didn't google it?

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)

Oh hi! No, it's not an anagram, it's a reference to something I like.
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)

Cracking tits though but

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)

Friz

( Lord Scrope of Masham A rogue and peasant slave, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

If you had to do sex
at an animal, what animal and why?

I'd go for an otter, probably.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)

Your mum

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)

your mums beaver

( MrA, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)

your mums clam

( MrA, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)

the gist of this mini thread is that I would
have regular sex with your mother.
( MrA, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)

And her menagerie of minge animals

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)

Why?
If we have to say why, you should have to.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)

good point well made
the smell of fish mainly gives me the right fucking orn
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

*head in hands*

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)

Which head?

( Fluzzy is smiling, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

Not the good one.
Edit: This answer makes less sense to me now that I've posted it.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

Oh man, you consider your penis head the good one.
Does it make all your decisions for you now.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

Now?

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

you make little sense most of the time
;o)
( jenpots, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

That's quite quite true.

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

I know

( jenpots, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

He looks left, he looks right, he knows it's his chance to shine, can he do it? he goes for the run up.... he's going.... he's going.
*Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug*

Yes, ladies and gentleman, a perfect 6 interhug.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)

Wow!
My legs are all wobbly now.
( Fluzzy is smiling, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

Watch that 90nz0 Fluzzy, he used to be a nice guy, now he's a TERRIBLE BULLY.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

*shocked*

( Fluzzy is smiling, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)

whoa, has gonz turned? i dont belive it, sadtimes

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)

Human
Because they are closest to my own kind.
( Fluzzy is smiling, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

Giving or receiving?

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

a human
because, why would I want to fuck another type of animal?
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

Because you're a filthy horse botherer?

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

well, there's that, obviously.
Although you can talk, goosefucker.
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

They love it, the dirty whores.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)

A duck.
They love it up the egghole the dirty bastards.
( Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

i like the term
egg hole, very unpleasant sounding.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

Jeffrey Archer

( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

Do sex at an animal? What's that all about, then?

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

Sammi.
She's almost human.
( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

I'm pretty sure there is some law against it

( magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

If there's not, there ought to be.

( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

i'd rather fuck joey decon

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

Damnit, now I'm REALLY turned on.
*Goes looking for a penguin*
( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

I'd like to make
Helen Keller scream, wouldn't be too hard.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

Probably animal from the muppets.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

Probably a horse
they have massive penises. I've seen a video were a woman had sex with a horse. That horse had a massive penis.
( magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

Have you seen OneGuyOneHorse.com or TwoGuysONeHorse.com ?
=/
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)

I'm not gay

( magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)

Oh, looks like I've misread the situation.
Sorry.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)

Why can't I see that.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

Antelope but with the face of Peter Sellers.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

human

( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)

Right
Facebook and Flickr are both fucked which sucks as I wanted to see lololpiebash pics.

I'm presently being a MW2 widow.

What are you presently being?
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)

FTLFM.com's Top Folk Music DJ.
Although, just to confuse matters I'm playing some old radio comedy before the main show.
( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)

Folk on FTL
Sad times
( magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)

It's a fairly loose definition of the word, I'll be taking,
I'm currently playing some Sid Kipper, he's a man well worth seeing on the East Anglian comedy circuit.
( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)

FTL is more entertaining than b3ta, now-a-days
trufax
( jenpots, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)

What do you mean now-a-days?

( magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)

hahahaah
ok, you have a valid point.
( jenpots, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)

NEAR THE TOP
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/8353733.stm

Don't want to click? Germany's first choice keeper has died.
( Katy Hysteria Christmas is shit., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)

do you do this every night now?

(well, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)

What, tell people the German football team goalkeeper is dead?

(