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Why did the clown rob the kinky sex shop?
He did it for a gag!
(hathat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)

shut up.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)

the warm hand of a /talk welcome
slapped in the face repeatedly until there's tears
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rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)

seriously rob you should ban this janet woman
she's hostile to poor hathat there, and she won't show me her misery sacks
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)

she's a terrible troll

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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)

Seriously man, not even a whiff of her filth tunnel
Nothing.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:46, archived)

whats wrong janet, did he take the last one?

(hathat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)

even this crap joke is funnier than anything you've ever said or done

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)

Clicking this for truth and justice.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)

Can't you take this shit schtick to question of the week so we can actually get some new users in here that are better than you?

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)

I'm marvelling at the deployment of the phrase "shit schtick" here.
It's a thing of beauty.
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The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)

I took my shit schtick to links and it didn't go down well.
Or it went down exceptionally well, depending on what you wanted the outcome to be.
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:59, archived)

I wouldn't be too proud of that, /links is populated by fucking weirdos.
Or I'd be very proud of it, for the same reason. I don't understand what you meant.
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The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:05, archived)

I saw the word rob
and thought this is someone complaining that I've done something dreadful again. But no, it's not, carry on.
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rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)

He's calling you a clown and a sexual deviant.
The fact that you're not outraged by this speaks volumes.
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The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)

God you're so full of yourself

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)

But you've got me on ignore, how do you ever see any of it?

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)

Hi Rob, thanks for getting my post onto the popular page by telling everyone to click on it.
Do you hate Baldmonkey? Most people seem to.
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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)

Also do you like my B3ta dating idea? I reckon it could be a great way for you to make money out of fat lonely b3tans.
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post1539271
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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)

As a further humiliation any of them that do get together should be forced to take pictures of themselves having sex and post them on /board.

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)

Why did the Policeman go to the bank?
There had been a break in and he was taking statements from onlookers, as is his job.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)

I bet it was THE BANKERS wot done it, right kids?

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The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)

No it was an armed gang, they were quite violent, several of the customers and staff were left traumatised.

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)

wait, was it a break in or a robbery

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well, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)

Sorry my language was imprecise, and now I've made a mockery of all terminology for illegal events
I might as well kill myself right now
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)

it's almost as if you are just making this stuff up as you go along

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well, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)

I've been playing fast and loose with the rules of grammar and linguistics for years
You've finally caught me out, fair cop guv
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)

what sort of things are sold at a non-kinky sex shop?

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well, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)

sex shops - they don't sell sex
carpet shops sell carpet, sweet shops sell sweets. Trade description act etc.
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rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)

workshops don't sell work

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)

one time I had a dream that a dwarf was having a heart attack,
and the only person around to help him was a clown. I woke up guilty lolling.
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)

Last night Sean Connery was telling me that he really liked Shakira, for some reason.
Ed: I've just realised that Shakira Caine was in The Man Who Would Be King..

as you were
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)

What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
One is a biological living organism and the other is a funerary box used in the display and containment of dead people
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)

Here's some things that always make me laugh, hathat.
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/lullz.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/omgomgomglolmademyselflaugh.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/round5.jpg
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)

who are these people?

(hathat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)

Why it's obviously baldmonkey, esme and the last jew of Vinnitsa.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)

It must be an inside joke.

(hathat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)

It is man, these are exactly the kinds of things you should be laughing at if you want to fit in round here.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)

Woah

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)

Has anyone here ever been catastrophically insulted?

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)

Nope.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

Nah man

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

constantly

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well, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)

hi mike.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)

What's cracking, cracker?

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

oh you know, the usual, looking for a new tv, walking dogs....

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)

Shit man, I know that feeling.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)

I told Sexface on facebook the other week to get a fucking grip of his life
'Mandah Aingeal Mckenzie' replied I don't know u declan but..

Your a absolute fucking dick who should really not have said that to someone who's down you puberty just hit looking fanny pad.
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fatpoof, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)

Oh man, she burned me so hard. I'm dead, man, I'm up there with the Aingeals.

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fatpoof, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)

Facebook is full of "white knights"
It's such a boring place to take the piss out of people on.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)

she was orange

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fatpoof, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)

That explains it all.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

made me laugh

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fatpoof, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

"Aingeals". A poem by an orangewoman.
Should really not have said that,
Dick fucking to someone who's down absolute fucking puberty just hit,
Fanny pad to someone who's down you puberty just hit dick dick.
Should really not have said that to someone who's down you�re a;
You puberty just hit you�re a to someone who's down puberty just hit fanny pad fanny pad dick;
You�re a absolute fanny pad you fucking absolute to someone who's down looking fucking�
Puberty just hit fucking you fucking fucking fucking fanny pad,
Should really not have said that fucking to someone who's down fucking puberty just hit dick;
Fucking should really not have said that looking fanny pad puberty just hit looking absolute you should really not have said that puberty just hit�
Dick.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

get thee to an autotuner

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)

Not long now...
I'm in the process of turning part of my new home into a recording area.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)

YEAH!
I might get a Banjo soon.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)

I've got one.
Only two strings left on it though.
And I stole one of the machine heads for a poor quality diddly bow.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)

Don't bother Mono, seriously

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)

never got the hang of that banjo, then?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)

SHUT UP
IT HAS STRINGS...I MUST BE ABLE TO PLAY IT!! RAAAGGGHH!!!!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)

Why?

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)

It's not cheap and hard to learn

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)

Found one in a shop for £119
Second hand like.
I pick up the basics of things pretty quick, and i'm shit at other things so I can't do any worse.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)

Or you could give me yoursn
as a gift or summit
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)

I sold it ages ago
Soz
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)

Dick

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)

Also, it's not very cool Mono
Save up and get a decent guitar.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)

Fuck you.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)

Well if some blind inbred hick kid can master it...

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)

sikrik with his knob tucked between his legs?

(GluEid Saeed, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)

Is that even english?

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

I can't believe I was a absolute dick.

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fatpoof, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

you puberty just hit looking fanny pad, indeed

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)

Aw man I love russ but he don't half chat to some spastics on facebook.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)

Oh man not ANOTHER £400 an hour job turned down due to crippling Internet Depression.

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Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

Apparently calling poor him a 'squashed nosed retard' was a bad fing :(

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fatpoof, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)

When you're missing out an opportunity to call him a borderline rapist into the bargain, it is.

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Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)

That's bullshit.
She was well up for it. His nose hadn't been squashed yet.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)

Now, I love Sexface, but no one would deny that he definitely IS a squash nosed retard.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)

Good thing you didn't mention him having a head like a potato, then.

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Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)

I should probably go and actually do my £400 an hour job now

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)

there.
I did it.
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)

My sister once met Ralph Little at a party and so naturally added him as a friend on FB
I took the piss out of him about 3 times on there and it was apparently enough for him to delete my sister as a friend. She actually shouted at me IRL about this. No sense of humour these people.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)

Ur sister looks fit.
I would.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)

I have two sisters, you fucking prick

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)

Meh.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)

Ingrate

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

yes, but one of them's an uggo.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)

It's true :(

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)

Hey hold on, how come everyone's getting a crack at two hats sisters
when I'm all captain lonely over here, surely you can chuck me the ugly one
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)

my brother is in Ireland next week if you want.
He looks like me, but less hair and more beard.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)

no homo

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)

no,
You're right, but he owes me a favour.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)

I'd still rather have a two hats sister
no offence to your brother, I'm sure he's lovely, but I would love some sweet hats action
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)

I already said
I have two sisters
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)

I'm only after one man
I'm not greedy
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)

clickin dis

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)

GREAT NOW IT'S ON THE POPULAR PAGE AND I LOOK LIKE A WOOFTER
NOW I'LL NEVER GET ANY OF THIS FINE B3TAN POONTANG
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)

ONE MAN, BUT HOW MANY GIRLS?

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)

I don't need any girls, I'm not gay

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)

did you keep asking to see his little ralph?

(GluEid Saeed, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)

*snigger*

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)

Can't say snigger
You have to say 'snegro'
/Janet
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)

You want to be in her so much you'll eventually cut off her skin and wear her

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)

hahahaha
amazing
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)

One time I got called a name so bad I literally died.
But I got better.
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)

Your mum is gay

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

Someone said that I look like a feline cigarette receptacle filled with pickled vegetables
That's the only time I've been cat-ashtray-piccalilli insulted
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

take it to qotw, fucko.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

I'm sorry janet
I can't do anything right today
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

spare us your life story pls

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)

no man you all have to hear about it
in case something exciting happens
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)

No.
I've been catastrophically withered though.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

no.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

Flaming Dice Tattoo©

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)

this clearly bothers you more than it bothers me.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)

Janet added 'flaming dice tattoo.'
Invulnerability +10.
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)

oh man that sounds awesome
is that the one next to the picture of the Sombre Indian Chief and the Flames From Wrist ones on board A on the wall?
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fatpoof, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)

don't mock me, you fat poof.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)

Yeah, not far from the heart wrapped in barbed wire.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)

crossed six shooters,
Under a skull wrapped in barbwire with flaming eyes, on a background of the confederate flag and the words "rock all day, party all night" in gothic script around it?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)

No that's on the other side
It's under the script in Vivaldi saying 'Experience is the name we give to are mistakes'
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)

I hate that sort of thing so much
And I'm a peaceful man, as you know.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)

No but I did see someone on another website call another person a spectacular faggot the other day and I laughed at that.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

wait - there's another website?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)

Yes:
www.thisisyou.com
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)

ahahaha

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

pffft.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)

oh man
that's fucking hot
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)

There are lots of other websites, and most of them are better than /talk.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

I was using one of my comedy accounts the other day and someone thought I was baldmonkey.
I was so upset I couldn't sleep that night.
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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)

POM POM POMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH! What?
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)

By you, knocking my thread off the top.
You VARLET!
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)

I don't understand the question.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)

dunno man, that fat chick i mentioned last night might of died of shame, that was a cool story, look it up bro

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

check em

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

QUINZ SHIT STORM APPROACHES
EPIC GET FAGS
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)

what am i going to do with the 800+ dubs related images i have saved now mongy?

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well, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)

Post them all on /offtopic.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)

quinz is like six sets of dubs or summat bro

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)

that bloke who threatened to throw bullets at my head jsut called me a spanner :(

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

why would he throw bullets at you?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)

i don't know, he said he hated me, and that when i walk out of a shop someday he was going to throw a fistful of bullets at my head
i think it was a threat, he'd asked me out for a drink before that, so maybe i upset him by turning him down
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)

Q,
Would you do me a favour? Kindly ask the gentleman in question what he hopes to achieve by throwing bullets at your head for me. Then call him an arseface.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)

You'd have to throw them pretty hard to do anything
At the most it would be mildly irritating
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)

Might be nasty if you get one in the eye. But yeah, beyond that, can't much see the point.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)

i think he wanted to kill me

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)

maybe he just bought a load of bullets,
and discovered they all say "Quinten Oftiweak" on them.

Or maybe he just wants to throw the book at you, but all he has is a magazine.
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)

Nah I'm cool
In other news: I'm in court tomorrow. No I'm not on trial. Yes I'm on my own. Yes there's a chance I'm going to come across as a gibbering mental.
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)

fucks sake, they actually play frisbee in a court now?
it's hardly fucking tennis is it?
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)

Silly Quintadongychops,
Court as in 'Objection!' with old people and wigs and EVERYTHING
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)

are you defending or prosecuting?
Or just making the tea, and handing the real lawyer the documents in the correct order?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)

Neither, I'm the commentator inbetween the witness interviews
I go "ooh, oh no he di'int!" and "Aw sheeeeit he did NOT just say what I think he did, mm-hm" *z-clicks*
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)

so you tell everyone what they already heard the witness say?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)

Okay I was actually trying to be funny and make up a completely false role, thinking you'd realise that I'm joking.
There is no way in hell I'm telling you what I'm doing tomorrow. Hope this helps.
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)

I'm not sure we can be sure about anything you type anymore
there's just no trust
(GluEid Saeed, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)

Jist goes to show i'd sooner think you were stupid enough that they got you to do something retarded than you might be making a joke.
And I told you where my pub was, I wanna watch you Lawyer at people.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)

I don't lawyer outside of the office and court
To do otherwise would be mind-numbing painful for everyone involved, including myself.
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)

But no gavel, correct?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)

Correct, m'lud

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)

I KNEW IT!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)

WANKY POO!

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)

i've been here over 9000 years and that is jusst horrible forum abuse
MODS
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)

I see Wormulus is back.
Is there a *single* person here he hasn't catastrophically insulted?
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

I was never properly insulted by him, I feel crushed.

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fatpoof, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)

I don't think I've felt insulted about anything he's particularly done.
I feel let down though, due to his repeated existence.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)

what about the time he set fire to a koran?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)

I don't even own a fire to a koran.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

Can't say I've noticed him insulting me.
Soz. Might have missed it.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)

hey bm.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)

Hey.
Hey Doveston hey hey:
Hey hey hey Doveston hey,
Hey;
Hey hey hey hey Doveston hey Doveston Doveston hey Doveston;
Hey Doveston hey hey.
Hey hey hey Doveston hey Doveston hey Doveston Doveston Doveston,
Doveston hey.
Hey hey Doveston Doveston hey hey Doveston Doveston hey hey�
Doveston,
Doveston hey hey:
Doveston hey hey hey�
Hey Doveston.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)

*to the tune of Vicky the Viking

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

'sup?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

I've got 99 ice creams and a flake in one.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

i'd like that one, then.

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

hang on. where?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)

Oh man, Ring Of Fyre's going to be gutted when it sees this week's QOTW winners.

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Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)

Why don't you properly rally for a regular talk user to win QOTW every week.
It'd be excellent. Obviously, this will be the last post on the subject and all subsequent arrangements should be dealt with via gaz.
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)

well played, badge.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)

The pencil shavings story didn't make it?
What the fuck is this shit?
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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

It's a fix.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

i'm looking into buying a tv, but i don't want to spend more than £400
what tv could i buy?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)

Tesco Value.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)

i saw a 40" tv there for £300.
it had 3 hdmi ports and a vga input, which is what i want. it was technika though, which i thought was rubbish, but i don't know...
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)

I saw loads around the £400 mark in Comets, Currys and PC World at the weekend
Worth a look I reckon
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)

FINE

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)

i'm sorry hats, i will look around currys etc.
there is a variety of electrical goods shop things on the outskirts of cardiff. i will go there this weekend, if i'm not walking dogs.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)

No problem
This looks ok:
www.comet.co.uk/p/LCD-TVs/buy-JVC-LT-42TG30J-LCD-TV/773700
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)

that looks cool.
better than my crt anyway.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)

I have a cheapo technika TV
It's alright.
Only got it because I was being cheap at the time, needed a TV and was in Tesco.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)

And it's only a little one, I probably wouldn't spend a lot on a little TV and I'm not sure I'd be cheap with a big TV
Hope that helps

love you

xx
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)

thank you.
do you think i should spend more on a big tv? i don't want to spend more than �400 you see, but i would like a tv which is 40" or more.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)

you could stick it out for 2 months and look in bank holiday deals.

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)

Personally, being a cheapskate, I'd rather pay less for more.
Most cheap brands are made in the same factories from the same parts as more pricey brands anyway.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:17, archived)

It's the build quality that tends to let them down
With the cheapy ones you're more likely to have to replace them in a couple of years.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)

Mine has been dragged all over the country, regularly gets knocked onto the floor and generally treated like shit.
Still looks and works fine.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

I've had it 2 years now.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

why do you keep knocking your telly on the floor,
you flailing spastic.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)

It's in a stupid place.
It's only a 19" piece of shit in my bedroom.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)

isn't that perfectly big enough for a bedroom?

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)

Yes.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)

40" is crazy huge

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

Not really.
www.ebuyer.com/199207-nec-multisync-p701-70-display-60002800
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)

no see that's double crazy huge

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

around 40" is pretty common.
well, amongst peoples I know and houses I've been to.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

when you watch the news,
the presenters must be bigger than actual size. I'd find that quite intimidating.
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)

It's ok though, cause they're not real.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)

that's a bit outside of my budget.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

ebuyer keep trying to get me to buy a telly,
I get like 3 e-mails a week from them, none of them are over �400 and all of them are huge by my standards. Granted I haven't owned a television for over 8 years so my standards are probably a bit out of date.
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)

you must've saved shit loads on tv licence fees.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

over a grand, I guess.
how much is it these days?
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

He never bothered me.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)

would you eat meat grown in a lab?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)

Definitely

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)

Actually, me neither, that I can remember.
We're obviously insignificant. :(
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

Nor me

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:17, archived)

Who?

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

I don't think I've been catastrophically insulted by anyone
intentionally, that is. The level of intelligence displayed on here is beyond insulting.
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)

what is angostic?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)

awwww, good old Doveston
the /talk labrador
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)

i went to a dog home on sunday with ssg.
we took this monster of a dog out for a walk who kept trying to bite me. the best bit was when the dog threw up.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)

I went to a dog home once but I don't think it was a sunday.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)

was that in newport?
i was thinking of making the trip to the newport dogs home.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)

It was, yeah. They're closed on a Thursday, if that helps.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)

that is helpful, thank you jackaction.
did you end up moving to that there london?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)

Close enough, I'm in Margate now.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

ahh, ole' margate, twinned with ole' yalta in the ukraine.
how's that working out for you?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)

yalta's lovely.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

A stick used by anglicans.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)

I like the idea of priests having a rave in their church
using anglo-sticks
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)

HOLY SHIT!

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)

Haha.
Little Mitzubishi logos stamped on the host. Or doves, better still!
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)

"Wormulus" A poem by baldmonkey.
Wormulus - cunt cunt is a cock cock.
Ponced up scarf Wormulus wearing hound is a scarf,
Wormulus, cock Tuesday is a ponced up cock Tuesday.
I love him; wearing cock Tuesday, Wormulus cock scarf ponced up wearing Wormulus.
I love him - scarf cock wearing cunt cock.
Wormulus; hound hound cock.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)

I ain't got no problems with Wormulus and I'll fight anyone that says I do
That said, anyone want summat for World of Warcraft?
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)

I don't understand the question

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)

If you have a proper wow account I can give summat away
If not then move along, nothing to see here, keep moving
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)

i played wow for a time, but then i stopped and thought "what am i actually hoping to achieve here?"
now i play skyrim.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)

I play skyrim and then I restarted it to play it again
at the moment though I'm trying to race through mass effect 2 in preparation for the sequel
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)

What would you give me please?

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:17, archived)

meeeee
:D
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

Right I'm back from having a poo
It's the new mount thing that you can buy through the store, I have one code for it

uhm, first one to gaz me gets it, or something. whatever. fight amongst yourselves.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)

might just give it to spangolin
I do need to apologise for talking about her leaky nips
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

Yeah I'll do that
Soz mono but yer a bloke and scare me
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)

Shut up theo
:(
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)

I got it already
someone else can have it :D
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)

aw man I even fucked this up

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)

give it to momo
:D
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)

What is it?
What do I win?!
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)

GOLDEN SQUIRLY DRAGON

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)

I've just signed up to WoW again after 6 months off.
started playing again and I'm a little bored already, I might just delete everything and start ALL OVER AGAIN.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)

Yeah I have no idea what my main was doing
so I'm playing a dorf hunter on binky's server. Funtimes!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)

CAN I PLAY WITH YOU AND BINKY PLEASE?! THANKS YOU PLEASE?!

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)

I'm not single
And have never knowingly been insulted by Wormulus
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)

There's *two* of you?
Four Hats, in total?

*mind boggles*
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

Both of them aren't me
But one of them is.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)

Most people on here I'd imagine

(Rory Lyon 49 is the magic number, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

OK, I was going for hyperbole, but never mind.

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)

Oh yeah.
Who won?
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)

S'alright. I googled. It was the Giants.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)

DUBS!

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)

I like the idea of HYPERBOLE!!!! as the most over-the-top sports competition ever.

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

It does have Baldmonkey written all over it, that's for sure

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

Just adding myself to the long list of people he hasn't catastrophically insulted, here.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)

I met him a couple of times,
never had any in-depth conversations or anything, but he seemed nice enough. Perhaps he catastrophically insulted me when I wasn't listening.
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The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)

why can't jeremy vine say 'finance' properly?

(ya_what? everyday pants whore, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

No, she went of her own accord

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)

Alaska

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)

This is for Binky
CAKE
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

Coulda posted it down there I suppose, it's slow this afternoon.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

fat mermaid cake?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

Yup

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

Copycat

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

did you double post on purpose to mock me?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

Yup

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

thanks.
x
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)

Yup

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

Yup

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

THANK MOONO

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)

haha ace.
is the mermaid cake too or just shedloads of icing?
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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)

i didn't get a bm pome.

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

I'd like to see a bm mermaid cake
he'd not have enough hair to cover his chest though
(GluEid Saeed, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)

write me a poem?

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)

Sorry see down one.
The mermaid is pure icing, with a couple of cocktail sticks for support
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)

you made a bluestar out of icing?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)

I made a mermaid.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)

that looks like bluestar.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)

I suppose.
Maybe.
A little.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

hang on you have a girlfriend and you always say you'll marry me
I FEEL CHEATED.
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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)

Well, I got a girlfriend whilst I waited for you to say yes.
You can't expect me to go without sex, surely?
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)

ace i can play hard to get FOREVER

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)

PREEMPTING MY QUESTIONS
I AM STARRY-EYED AND DEWY.
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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)

Does this mean you'll marry me yet?
Or at least let me come on your tits?
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

nah, i'm not yet fully reconciled with the idea.

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)

It doesn't really show scale (no pun intended)
it was pretty big.
I think If I did it again I'd make the rock and some of the mermaid out of cake and then ice it rather than make the whole thing out of icing, it was a bit heavy and sunk into itself.
didn't sink into the cake though thankfully.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

you could fill the tail with fish fingers, and the torso with animal flesh

(GluEid Saeed, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)

that's awesome

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)

Thank you :)

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)

about 6 foot from the floor?

(ya_what? everyday pants whore, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)

What's wrong with the way he says finance,
I don't feel you've done enough to allow me to make a judgement about how he says finance.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)

it just sounds funny, like he's saying finnance...
it's probably technically right, but it just sounds odd is all.
(ya_what? everyday pants whore, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

this also isn't helping.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

why don't my words sound the way I type them....

(ya_what? everyday pants whore, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)

Forget it,
It's not terribly important.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

phew.

(ya_what? everyday pants whore, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)

well duh finnance, how do you say finnanshul?

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)

well, like that, but a bit northern.

(ya_what? everyday pants whore, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)

Because of the Jewish conspiracy.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)

MOSES PARTS RED
VIOLENCE ENSUES
ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS
ARE DOWN TO THE JEWS

ahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAAhahahaha LIKE I DUN ON VALENTINES DAY!!!!! ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)

because you touch yourself at night.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

look,
Jaction doesn't care, but I'm nosey as fuck. Why is the ship not sailing? and why didn't they tell anyone?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

I care, and I know why it's not sailing.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)

will you tell me why it's not sailing?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)

apparently not.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)

You are both rubbish.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)

right.upthear.se/talk/7453962
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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)

have they run out of water for it to sail on?

(GluEid Saeed, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)

yes.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)

Oh man, we ran out of water years ago.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)

I took a boat from Swansea to Cork, what was it sailing on JackAction? EH? TELL ME THAT

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

sadness

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)

The sea has run out of water, it is filled now only with the tears of children, forgotten hopes and lost wishes filling the basin of the world

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)

globes of sadness?
i was just reading about a girl who called her breasts just that.
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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)

that's a ridiculous thing to call breasts!

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)

I've been trying to imagine breasts so sad that they would make me sad
Unfortunately I've succeeded :(
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)

are they still globular?

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)

The remaining one is

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)

Dreams.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

Because of a problem!

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

I'm eating a Polish chocolate bar!
Imagine that!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)

which one?

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)

Grseski
Chocolate covered wafer thing. It was quite nice, certainly considering how cheap it was.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)

Probably a Pawelek
If he says Prince Polo I'm going to fucking batter him
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)

Oh nice
They did have those. Not sure I deserve a battering mind.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)

because to get to the other side

(GluEid Saeed, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)

because of reasons

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

because of raisens

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

I didn't get a BM poem :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

me neither,
maybe it's because we're in the clique.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)

do we have voting rights?

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)

me either, mumpsy. sad times.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)

poor Janet has a fiesta but so alone :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)

He gave me one.
Would you like it? I'm not minded to keep it
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)

no

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)

"mmps, wp and ja". A poem by baldmonkey.
Good Windy Pig Windy Pig anus MMPS,
Mind Windy Pig MMPS clique toilet Janet Aylia MMPS:
Anus toilet Windy Pig good in my in my good toilet people.
MMPS;
Windy Pig Janet Aylia good clique anus clique;
Good people toilet anus Windy Pig in my clique Windy Pig Windy Pig Windy Pig�
MMPS,
Mind in my.
Toilet�
Good anus clique MMPS people toilet MMPS clique;
Toilet toilet good Windy Pig good�
In my anus�
Janet Aylia good good Windy Pig MMPS people;
People mind Windy Pig clique mind MMPS people:
Clique Janet Aylia Janet Aylia in my Janet Aylia Windy Pig in my in my toilet anus�
Mind.
MMPS Windy Pig clique toilet MMPS Janet Aylia Windy Pig in my in my:
Clique MMPS people in my mind anus anus toilet good toilet,
Mind.
Good mind Windy Pig�
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)

Windy Pig Janet Aylia good clique anus clique??
what sorcery is THIS?
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)

SEXY sorcery.
SorSEXry
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)

SEXery.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

Jesus

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)

Could work, Might work, Should work, Willdo

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)

Jack Action was good became mundane Jack Action last bzzzzzt :( was good.
Jack Action became mundane last bgn last once :( bgn bgn.
Bgn :( was good lost his shine Jack Action lost his shine.
Bzzzzzt became mundane it did not last was good last bgn lost his shine,
Was good :(;
It did not Jack Action lost his shine :(.
Was good :( bgn last bgn bzzzzzt was good last last was good.
:( Jack Action Jack Action bgn once became mundane bzzzzzt became mundane lost his shine Jack Action,
Lost his shine Jack Action lost his shine bzzzzzt lost his shine lost his shine it did not last once once.
It did not Jack Action once once last Jack Action bzzzzzt became mundane it did not once.
Was good.
It did not lost his shine became mundane was good became mundane :( was good;
Became mundane,
Once lost his shine Jack Action bzzzzzt bgn once became mundane Jack Action was good bzzzzzt,
Bgn last lost his shine was good became mundane Jack Action bzzzzzt became mundane last.
Once bzzzzzt became mundane�
:(.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)

I dun a emo 1:
It burns.
Suffering suffering in here in here help me my heart�
Help me the pain more trying my heart trying my heart more suffering more�
Suffering my heart suffering help me it burns my mind�
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)

Facebook

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)

Foot DVD

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

Arm Photo

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)

Nice voice nice;
Vice ice ice lice ice dice nice nice;
Dice rice eyes:
Eyes mice ice vice heights mice vice eyes.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)

chocolate, Polish, prince, polo, battered, cheap, tasty, wafer, wide, long

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)

Woah

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)

Bored again.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

me too.
now DANCE FOR ME, MONKEYBOY.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)

I need 10 good words.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)

Greek
Jealousy, Pound, Cross, Star, Neck, Stripe, Time, Style, Wire
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)

Nope. Just a load of nonsense:
Neck time neck jealousy.
Wire cross neck pound neck style,
Pound:
Cross cross wire stripe star Greek pound.
Style stripe Greek neck style,
Neck time.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)

Ah, so you need connecting words too
Ok, take half of them out and replace them with And's and The's
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)

I dun an ace wrestling one for you and Manolith:
Fight Beefy Muldoon The Undertaker punch kick jump off the rope punch wrestle.
Beefy Muldoon wrestle The Undertaker punch sweat sweat,
Fight wrestle The Undertaker wins The Undertaker dun a wins.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)

Hey! I like Beefy Muldoon especially
Well done!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)

It's better if I cheat and repunctuate it:
Fight!
Beefy Muldoon.
The Undertaker.
Punch, kick, jump off the rope, punch, wrestle.
Beefy Muldoon wrestles The Undertaker.
Punch, sweat, sweat, fight, wrestle.
The Undertaker wins.
The Undertaker dun a wins.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)

Scrofula
is a good word
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)

Yes, yes it is
I like Plinth. And crocodile. And Plebian.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)

but not satchel ,right?
satchel is a HORRIBLE word. as is flan.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

Flange is a good word though.
and Fist.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

Satchel doesn't even feel good on the tongue
Yes...it's an unpleasant word.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)

terrible bullying of poor johnbags

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)

two rite

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

MONO! is fucking awesome not like that stupid flid baldmonkey

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

"Love Tryst". A poem by MONO!
Is not baldmonkey MONO!�
That is that not flid fucking.
MONO! MONO! awesome�
Is MONO! not flid that fucking fucking is,
Stupid not flid not.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)

*applauds*
So are these all going in the next book?
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)

Might as well.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)

I'll give you a fiver for it.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)

Yep

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)

Joke's on you, I was never good.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)

"The Joke Is On You". A poem by Jack Action
I was never clean.
Loved useful kept kept kept I was never wanted clean original wanted�
Wanted kept original good useful useful I was never.
Sexually active wanted,
Clean.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)

What, no BOKKO! or TRIFLE!!!
thanks anyway, it's the thought that counts I guess.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)

"Mum Piss". A poem by baldmonkey.
Is Mark Morrison's Prison Shoes enthralled?
Trifle with trifle!
Mark Morrison's Prison Shoes is bokko bokko triumphantly:
Enter the room with everyone is enthralled enthralled.
Enter the room with bokko triumphantly enthralled.
Grateful triumphantly grateful trifle�
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

"The baldest monkey" A poem by MMPS.
No hair, grump face
eating lice and chewing lace.
Wears a wig, he punched a pig
slammed a fig and smoked a cig.
Pissed on the fiddle,
His thumbs he made do a twiddle.
Shoved a dildo up his bum,
a waxy one made by his mum
that she rolled with much love on her tummy tum tum.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

He can.
It sounds fine.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)

woah woah, who made you finance pronunciation officer?

(GluEid Saeed, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)

You lot keep going on about some Jeremy Vine fellow
I've never heard of him outside of this board. What's the beef?
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)

Beefy Muldoon wrestle wrestle,
Wrestle dun a wrestle fight wrestle fight wrestle.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)

They Might Be Giants should make this into a song

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)

I'm unsure whether they are any good,
Or whether I have fond memories of that triangle man song and the one about Istanbul, and secretly most of their stuff was bunk.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)

Triangle Man and Birdhouse are the only ones I recall right now
Just catchy, quirky little songs I guess.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

istanbul not constantinople.
i know it's a cover, but it's a good one.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)

Beefy Muldoon knows I don't mind, the thing that bothers me is wrestle wrestle wrestle.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

it's the meat that is made of cows, but that's not important right now.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

I'd wither you but I can't be bothered
Just consider yourself withered
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)

with SEXY results?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)

Ugh, no, gross
I don't do 'sex'
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)

his brother is a comedian.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)

his brother is glued susan.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

It's a large plant that Jeremies grow on

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)

finally, a sensible answer

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)

I miss Krakapotl :(

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

i miss igor :(

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

I miss sex :(

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

I miss Two Hats :(

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)

i miss my period :(

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)

I miss Gooch :(

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)

I miss summer :(

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

I miss you fucking off :(

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

I miss keeping the Chevron going :(

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)

TRIFLE!! I missed the point :(

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

I miss chevrons :(

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)

Me too :(

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

I miss placed :(

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

I was JMG all along.

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fatpoof, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)

alright declan

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)

well fuck you then moo, fuck you right in the arse :(

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)

Hi Mongy.
How are you?
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)

FINE!!!111111111111!!!!!!!

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)

Good.
Apparently lots of people at work have seen the cake I made my girlfriend and now I expect they'll all want one.
I never showed them the cake because this is EXACTLY what a didn't want to happen.
They can fuck off with their "that cake is amazing" and "well done"
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)

if you're having cake troubles i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but baking aint one

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)

I really enjoy baking.
and I enjoy decorating cakes.
Maybe I should start taking orders.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)

KILL ZE JEWZ

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)

I like orange jews

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)

pour gonz :(

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)

gonz is never here anymore, he left us to play with his new mates :(

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)

He's just trying to make you jealous Mongy

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)

pics or gtfo

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)

I'm betting it's a fairy cake with a character from the beano on a piece of rice paper on the top

(GluEid Saeed, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)

i hope it's roger the dodger

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

UPSET AT THE INTER/TALK!

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fatpoof, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)

i'm going to have to comfort eat my way through this, and as i do i'm going to start a new thread about the food i'm ingesting, you heartless odious shitbag

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)

b3ta /talk as written by M. Night Shyamalan

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)

It turns out we've been posting on /qotw all along

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)

My name is Steve and I'm a darts player with a beergut

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

No the point is it's a twist
This is entirely expected news
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)

:O

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

Dart-throwing fuck-monkey!

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)

oh my god, i was wrong

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)

thank goodness for that, the spangopandering was making me nauitious

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

gonzo?

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)

he is my favourite muppet (not the gonzo here, gonzo here is a top bloke)

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)

or American journalist

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

no i think he was a stuntman

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

No, that was Bruce Wayne.

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)

No Bruce Wayne is Superman.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)

That's Bruce Willis isn't it?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)

You're thinking of Lenny Bruce.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)

Wait,
Lenny Henry is Nick Fury now?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)

I dunno, do all black people look the same to you know, WiRACISTndy Pig?

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)

I'm just confused Jack,
really confused.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)

i checked with marketing and the mailshot went out 2nd class on saturday.
poor show :(
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)

It was a bullshit move, but there we are.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)

you don't even want to know the reasoning behind it :(

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)

You can't say that and now expect me not to want to know.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)

Well, the reasoning behind why they waited so long to tell us anyway. I know all about them sucking that Olympic cock.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)

SHHHHH.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

Fucking hell Q

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)

what?

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

Nauseous

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

no i feel fine thanks

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

I had to buy some anti-sickness pills recently
They actually worked pretty well. I was surprised.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

THINGS DOING WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO HIFIVE!

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

INORITE?
Never thought I'd see it in my lifetime
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)

the secret ingredient is the power of love

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)

You don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
And so on
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

and it moves us all

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)

we all were, mooey.
every last one of us.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

Well I saw that coming a mile off

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

We've all seen mooey's cock, it's not that big

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

"Moohalaa". A poem by baldmonkey.
Hala,
Dimoodaalaalaamoomooooomoola,
Mooooolamoomooooodaaha.
Laalaaalamooooodaamoohaha,
Moo.
Moola:
Laaalaaamoomoohahadi,
Hahamooooodaadihamooooo;
Hamooooo;
Moolaahamooooohamooooolaaalaaamooooo. Fat homosexual.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)

Huh, and they say you have a severe personality disorder
They've obviously never read your poetry
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)

Somewhere a psychiatrist is refreshing this web page and making frantic notes, tutting all the time
A worried look begins to dawn in her eyes
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

You should do the TV for the Blind thing

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)

I don't understand.
It's not that WHAKI surely.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

Nah you're alright kid
Take it easy, stay in school
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

Bored now.
Should do a work.
Might go buy a wireless usb stick thing instead.
Any tips?
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

The Book Thief, 14:25 at Thurles

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)

I was just told I should be able to do three of these jobs in an hour
I bitched and moaned saying I could only do one.
I've just done 6 in an hour and now I'm going to dick about on the internet.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)

why not do 6 more and just take tomorrow off?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)

You know what, that's a great idea.

(

MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)

3g are the best for dongles

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)

hur hur
"dongle"
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)

SEVER FAILURE.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

FAI / LURE
Done
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

Ta.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

SAY IT LOUD, WE'RE JMG AND PROUD.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)

Well,
I'm proud. Where did you all go? Must b lunch time.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)

i'm BORED, pigso.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)

I found something nice on links,
then I clicked QOTW, saw a post saying first, and closed the tab.
Now I'm going to try watching UK Border Force 2.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)

fuck the police, check em

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)

DUBS!

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)

not just dubs windy, fuck da police dubs

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)

Those dubs are a joke.

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JackAction, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)

BORED here too

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)

My Dog is snoring,
also, it has bad breath, also, my hangover seems to be getting worse and I have to go to work in an hour.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)

I'm going out for dinner tonight with a group of people I don't really know
I imagine tomorrow I'll be coping with a godawful hangover. Which won't be good cos tomorrow is an Important Day In Work for me.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)

I won't have to do anything at work tonight,
now I've handed my notice it's a surprise to them that I keep turning up.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)

you deffo going for that pub then?
sorry I dunno if you said, you probably did, soz piggo
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)

Not the original pub,
but a pub. It was a total no brainer, less hours, more money, closer to home, more holiday.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)

aw man that sounds well good
here I am, 9-5 office job, you're living the dream, I should give this up as a mug's game
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)

I dunno,
I have never done 9-5, I might enjoy it, I tried to get out of this game when me and ladypig got serious, so I could be home more, and then again after my bike accident when I wasn't sure how well my leg would heal. But not a lot of people take you seriously when all you've done is work in pubs and restaurants. There is a stigma attached to it for some reason, and almost everyone I spoke to said I'd have to start from the bottom and work up.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)

oi you two, spare us your fucking life stories

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)

soz mongy
ruining board for everyone right here
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)

hell yeah it is
I'm making a fish finger sandwich
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)

I've got a lovely pork and apple sandwich in the fridge.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)

Sometimes, right, when I flush the loo after a number two, I pretend it's a funeral for my excrement and I sing the... wait for it... I sing the... it's a doozy... I sing the POOneral March.
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:03, archived)

hahahahaha!
WAHT?
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)

"Psychochomp". A poem by baldmonkey.
Nice enough bloke alright alright:
So-so bloke so-so;
Adequate bloke tolerable tolerable fine likable nice enough likable okay�
Adequate fine fine fine alright adequate fine. Chomp.
Alright nice enough passable nice enough alright,
Alright tolerable so-so passable tolerable passable alright. "Psycho"?
Likable tolerable alright likable nice enough nice enough nice enough;
Nice enough so-so so-so tolerable okay tolerable adequate,
Likable nice enough okay fine;
So-so fine nice enough fine so-so bloke alright fine likable tolerable:
Okay adequate fine passable. Chomp.
Adequate bloke so-so. "Psycho"?
Passable okay nice enough so-so alright likable alright passable. Chomp.
Tolerable�
Nice enough okay bloke tolerable adequate bloke nice enough fine. Chomp.
Bloke likable adequate adequate so-so tolerable. "Psycho"?
Likable fine�
Nice enough okay likable,
Tolerable adequate fine okay likable fine nice enough adequate;
Tolerable so-so so-so tolerable alright nice enough. Chomp.
Alright adequate passable alright nice enough,
Fine nice enough fine passable tolerable passable passable. "Psycho"?
Tolerable:
Likable tolerable nice enough adequate bloke nice enough okay fine.
Alright. "Psycho"?
Nice enough. "Psycho"?
Passable nice enough so-so nice enough adequate. Not "psychoeyes". She was a different "person".
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:13, archived)

whatever, he was the tit-starer general
man could not keep his eyes off my rack for 5 seconds
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)

Were you wearing anything sexeh at the time?

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)

probably not

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)

~~sexeh~~
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)

*middle name fives*

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)

fuck yeahhhh
elizabeths inna HOOOUSE
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)

That's Mrs. Tea's middle name.
Oh.
My.
Fucking.
God.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)

alright, hubby?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

Sooner or later,
every /talk regular is married or related to every other.

Baldmonkey is actually my dad, for instance.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

I'm not sure I especially noticed your breasts.
I did notice your arse though. Top work, so it is.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)

yeah that's because it's a regular-sized arse on a midget's body

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)

I like how you wear barbie doll clothes.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:18, archived)

I have to, you know
not only am I tiny but I have no nipples or minge
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)

huh, i always assumed you had 6 nipples

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)

shhhhhhh secret

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:21, archived)

soz

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)

I heard they ran down her sides, and when she lifts her arms she can spray furious milk out like angels wings
the poor of london gather round Saint Spangolin for her white nectar, she keeps them alive in those long winter months
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)

I feel a bit ill now

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)

'Shhh' she whispers to the crying boil ridden tramp 'suckle from my nipply pit'
She smiles softly to herself as her armpit glands dribble pale ichor down the homeless man's throat, another one fed. A million more to go, and her rib nips were getting sore and chapped. The sacrifices Saint Spangolin has to make for her filthy children
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:29, archived)

eurgh stop

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)

I can see why she was canonised

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)

St Spangolin, patron saint of dairies, creameries and cottage cheese
(I hear that if she drinks some rennet and then pushes hard enough, she can fire cottage cheese chunks out of her dorsal nipples)
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

Dorsal Nipples
What a lovely phrase
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)

good lord.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)

I've never met a short woman that didn't have a cracking arse
I think if you're under 5'3" it's pretty much guaranteed.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)

5'1" here

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:21, archived)

Mrs.Hats is 5'
When she stood next to Manolith it looks like something out of Lord of the Rings
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)

This subthread is just an excuse for you to say your wife has a good arse right?

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)

Well now you mention it
:D
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)

I love finding tall people to stand next to

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)

we're getting a new housemate
if the guy who came to look around yesterday takes the room, the average height in the house will be 6'2"
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

You need to sprog, fast
Just to get that average down. It's unnerving
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)

HOUSE OF GIANTS

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)

there will be so much looming

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)

*asks you about Loom*

(Drimble, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)

"Spangolin". A poem by baldmonkey.
Buttocks not bad for an internet woman freakish tiny tiny,
Tiny midget freakish buttocks midget breasts freakish buttocks with vagina. :D
Freakish chin-aversion buttocks;
Buttocks chin-aversion tiny freakish with attributes breasts,
Breasts vagina not bad for an internet woman midget.
Attributes,
With;
Chin-aversion chin-aversion with�
Buttocks with tiny tiny not bad for an internet woman buttocks�
With chin-aversion not bad for an internet woman with attributes midget vagina tiny freakish buttocks;
Buttocks with chin-aversion tiny buttocks buttocks attributes;
Chin-aversion freakish;
Vagina.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)

poor bm :(

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)

"Theoban". A poem by baldmonkey.
Setup. Beat. Honk;
Disgorge retch chunder sick heave disgorge heave chunder puke.
Sick honk sick retch;
Retch vomit spew hurl hurl honk heave retch disgorge disgorge,
Puke puke heave�
Vomit puke disgorge honk puke heave spew sick chunder;
Chunder honk heave hurl sick disgorge vomit honk vomit disgorge:
Honk retch chunder sick,
Sick.
Hurl chunder chunder hurl. Bleurgh.
Sick disgorge chunder disgorge vomit�
Disgorge hurl retch sick honk.
Hurl heave honk hurl heave honk.
Disgorge spew puke.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)

Who was the one that had the foot fetish?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)

Dangermouse?

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)

webclam?

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)

Vodkacoke?

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)

"Disgorge hurl retch sick honk."

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

Buttocks with tiny tiny not bad for an internet woman buttocks
Easily my favourite line
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)

"Two Hats". A poem by baldmonkey.
Two Hats is no diddlio no hats. 8=====D - - -
Two Hats "James"�
Is prick prick no diddlio stupid beard stupid beard no diddlio;
Is prick bloated is stupid beard bulbous prick stupid beard,
Stupid beard stupid beard bulbous bulbous no hats no diddlio bulbous.
Bulbous bloated bulbous has bloated prick has no hats bloated bloated;
Stupid beard bloated no diddlio bloated Two Hats "James" stupid beard,
No hats bloated.
No diddlio has no hats.
Prick Two Hats bloated no hats Two Hats is. 8=====D - - -
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)

How deeply unpleasant
thank you
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)

Stick them through a text to sound doo dad and they are AWESOME.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)

I bet

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)

i'll doo your dad in a minute

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)

and that's getting clicked

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)

Surreal, yet poignant

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)

...
Sorry, did you say something... I was...
...
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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)

you live with mrs eddache
I'm surprised you know anything in the world exists other than her boobs, they are amazing
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)

Indeed.
I call the left one Alpha and the right one Omega.
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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)

i'm looking forward to meeting mrs eddache
's boobs
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)

Oh
MAN!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

"Eddache". A poem by baldmonkey.
Eddache is a gumby fucking fucking fucking Eddache is a gumby gumby fucking gumby fucking fucking.
Fucking fucking fucking fucking�
Fucking a fucking gumby:
Gumby gumby fucking fucking a fucking fucking gumby.
Gumby fucking fucking fucking fucking a fucking a fucking gumby,
A fucking.
Fucking gumby.
A fucking gumby.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)

My brain hurts

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)

i don't know that one, the only march i am familiar with is the star wars one.

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)

i only know the calendar one

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)

I like the one with the penguins

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

i am tired of you.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)

~~tired of~~
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:08, archived)

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HORRID BEARDY FACE.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)

Hey what's with the manohating, hm?

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)

mind your own business.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)

HEAL THYSELF, PHYSICIAN!

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)

what?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)

I was saying you're being a hypocrite, but I appreciate you may not have heard that quote

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)

i know the quote, it's just that it's utterly unrelated to this subthread.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)

Wait, so you do mind your own business when I post?
Sorry, my mistake
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)

incredibly, she's not keen on being likened to baldmonkey
imagine that!
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)

:D
This surely can't go on much longer.
Surely
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)

We ~~This surely~~
~~Surely~~ With suspicious minds
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)

hey, hatso!
Go Fuck Yourself!
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)

!
Well I never
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)

i think it probably can
and don't call me shirley!
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

and yet he is worth 10 of you for the fun and enjoyment he has brought to this forum
and he is a fat ballbag
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)

whoa there mongy - why all the hate?
i thought we were cool.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

i'm certain i never gave that impression

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)

:(

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)

Hmm

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)

I do know who Frank Carson is,
I don't think he's very funny.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)

but... but... it was the way he told them!

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)

You've obviously never heard any of his jokes
All delivered with crackerjack timing, Wang.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)

ha?
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)

I think the Plymouth contingent of this site needs to keep an eye on the local newspaper
I have a feeling 'bald man found nude trying to hail a bus to the moon' might be a headline soon

Poor bm :(
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)

he's like a lobotomised chris moyles.
poor sod :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)

He'll be up that spinnaker tower before long, proclaiming himself king of the sea
off to the happy home again :(
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)

poor BM, stabbed the sea and claimed he killed Neptune.
Tried to make his horse a senator only he doesn't own a horse. Poor sparky the hamster, crushed to death by a saddle :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:13, archived)

Pfft

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)

"baldmonkey". A poem by Theoban.
Bald bus bald man man bald man,
Found nude bald trying to hail a to the moon man moon bald man bald;
To the moon.
Trying to hail a trying to hail a trying to man man man bald man bus,
Bald man trying to found nude man to the moon bald bald bus bald,
Bald bald:
Man trying to hail a to the moon bald found nude to the moon trying to hail a bus found nude:
Man bald man moon to the moon. Poor bm.
Man bald man bald bald man�
Trying to man bald,
Found nude man man bald bald man,
Found nude moon to the moon to the moon moon�
To the moon bald.
Bald bald bald bald man trying to hail a trying to hail a man found nude:
Bald man found nude to the moon to the moon�
Trying to moon bus trying to hail a bald moon trying to hail a.
Trying to hail a;
Man to the moon bald man bald man bald trying to hail a moon:
Bald man;
Bus trying to bald to the moon bald;
Trying to bald man bald trying to moon bald,
Bus bald man bald man�
Bald found nude found nude trying to hail a bald moon bus. Poor bm.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)

hey bm.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)

Hey, the doveston.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

Morning wazzers, new Question of the week vote
... is HERE
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Scaryduck squeezed an owl until an egg came out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)

This is me replying, right here

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)

I'm replying to your reply

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)

I'm JMG.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)

NTJMGing right here

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)

hooray!

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)

All you do is spam this board, you should get proper modded and fucking banned

(Rory Lyon 49 is the magic number, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)

This joke's getting so boring now.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)

So's your face
Hahaha...face.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)

Yes.
I know.
Especially with all the herpes
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)

but the spamming goes on

(Rory Lyon 49 is the magic number, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)

Oh well.
Just ignore it if you don't like it.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)

Will there be any nudity?

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)

are there any cows in it?

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

i wanted a new thread
but not like this!
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)

Shaq and Big Show at Wrestlemania!
is not going to happen after all
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

how exciting!
that would have been :(
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)

hang on, i'm confused
nodq.com/wwe/331982252.shtml
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)

www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/28/shaq-has-wrestlemania-plans
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)

But then this could all be a ruse

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)

could be a storyline
wwe say that he's not wrestling, he turns up at mania and calls show out anyway
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)

Indeed

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)

mania talk?
this year might make up for the shockers of the last 3 years...
(ya_what? everyday pants whore, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)

what was so bad about the last 3 years?

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)

well they had some good moments
but not a many as they should, apart from the hbk/undertaker match and the MITB match the 25th anniversary one was quite lame... the undertaker matches have pretty much carried them, plus now the lack of MITB.

Basically the miz shouldn't be allowed on screen.

there just haven't been as many great matches as there could've been...
(ya_what? everyday pants whore, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)

i thought the last two were pretty solid, to be honest
looking forward to this one. although it looks like there won't be a MITB match. they're having some thing where the two GMs pick a team and the winner gets to be GM of both shows
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)

they were ok, but I have high hopes for this year
three solid matches, both titles and hell in a cell.
the GM match could be good, depends who and how its done.
And as much fun as the 'divas' are, most can't wrestle for toffee, so the news that they might not be at this one would be good.
I think the last two manias could've both had an hour shaved off them and it would've been all for the better.
I think they're missing too many big big names though...
(ya_what? everyday pants whore, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)

I don't think ducks are scary.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)

O< ----QRRRR!!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)

O< ----- !!!!!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)

OH BOY
I'm voting for 'insincere apologies' because it sounds REALLY DULL
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)

i spoiled my ballot :(

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)

good man
that'll show them who's boss, making us do the work, dunno what we pay them for
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)

Won't that just result in everyone reposting their story from this week with
Lolsorrylolnotreallylol at the end?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)

I dunno, will it? I haven't read qotw in years

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)

I wish i hadn't read it.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)

I think I gave up when each story became a page worth of text with lots of 'I called him Nigel, for that was his name' smuggery, line breaks

every

few

words

and piston 'I got the last laugh' style nonsense

So 2005? 2006?
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)

it is undeniably shit.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)

it is the cancer that is killing b3ta

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)

yeah people really need to learn how to be succinct

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)

always with the voting, why dont you decide what to do, fucking cock

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)

Hi Scaryduck,
What colour is your bumhole?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)

i can't bring myself to care.
qotw has devolved from sex lies to 'hurr hurr, my mates think this is funny' dull, dull pub anecdotes. so stick THAT in your chicken yoghurt and smoke it.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)

FUCK YOU!

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)

what are you shouting at ME for?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)

He's hungover
Because he's a teenaged girl
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)

qftw serves no purpose, it should just be shut down and anyone who has posted there should be banned, if they want to come back and join b3ta again they will have to get a new id and stop being shit

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)

I tell you what I'm dreading
Now Frank Carson's dead he's going to be all over the telly and you're going to have all these people saying 'oh, he was brilliant...king of comedy, etc'. Pricks.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)

On the radio they had a great anecdote about Frank Carson this morning
It was along the lines of 'Frank Carson eh? Dead, shame, he did jokes, such a funny man, jokes eh? Yeah, did them. Ho ho, I remember, ho ho ho ho, jokes, he he he he, ha ha ha well anyway he was very funny'

I love Irish national radio
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)

Great
Chris Evans did his Top Tenuous on Frank Carson this morning on the Radio 2. It was dreadful.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:01, archived)

Huh, Chris Evans is still alive then
News to me
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:03, archived)

they played a single by him earlier than that.
something about being crackers. ho ho ho.
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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)

whenever i'm in ireland i walways end up watching the late late show on rte.
that's something all you irish people love right?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)

I don't watch Irish tv mind
It's all 'woman fell over in Tipperary, police are not treating it as suspicious'
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)

i don't know who that is

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)

alright frisbee

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:01, archived)

Of course you do, Frisbee
Google him
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)

Morning

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:01, archived)

Yeah, it is
What's it to you?
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:09, archived)

Wish it was the afternoon and I could go home :'(

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:14, archived)

Shut up and do some work, you layabout jobsworth slob

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:22, archived)

i just found 2 phases in one light fitting, imagine that, scary shit

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:24, archived)

holy fuck man, are you ok?
Do you need a biscuit?
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:34, archived)

hey yeah i'm fine, means i've got a bit of fault finding to do today, so no biscuit for me, cant be working on a full stomach

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:35, archived)

talk me through it
(dubs)
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:52, archived)

so far it looks like this, the non essential supply is on one phase, fine, no issues, but the emergency essential supply is on another phase, shit man, that 415v in da snizzle
some cunt looks like da be sharing my neutral too bro, got 190v at the end, that volt drop be whack, gonna be all up on the inspecting and testing niggas
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:57, archived)

damn man, your trunk is raw

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:57, archived)

i be delegating this shit, one of da foot soldiers can check em

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:59, archived)

fools wanna make sure your circuit's closed

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:02, archived)

vegetarian and goth?

(GluEid Saeed, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:36, archived)

vegetarian
goth
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:56, archived)

cold lampin
c-c-c-cold lampin
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:58, archived)

lampito?

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:00, archived)

find us a picture of a desperate bulb

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:02, archived)

google images suggests this, i'm not gonna argue
media.salon.com/2011/07/a_light_debate-460x307.jpg
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:07, archived)

you fool
www.b3tards.com/u/57cc9a3be7d0f074d018/bulbs400.jpg
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)

FP THIS NOW

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:43, archived)

I STRONGLY CONCUR

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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)

It's not time to work yet, though I'm already here.
I'M THAT ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT MY JOB!
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:27, archived)

Evening here.

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Colonel Boris Do I *look* like an atom smasher?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:22, archived)

Thanks

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:27, archived)

lovely weather for the time of year

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:23, archived)

Yes.
It's rather warm, I'm only wearing a light jumper today.
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:28, archived)

and yes I mean ONLY

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:28, archived)

steady on, it wild get cooler again by the weekend

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:36, archived)

Hopefully not today

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:40, archived)

yes i suppose it is

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:53, archived)

NO IT'S NOT
HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CULTURE
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:54, archived)

more like CUNTure

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:56, archived)

More like cultURINE

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:00, archived)

more like culTURD

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:01, archived)

More like CLIT-SORES

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)

more like CATLEGS

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)

I've had a sausage roll and an energy drink.
I'll be honest; it's not something I'm proud of.
I watched a bit of Mega Shark versus Crocosaurus last night though. It made me do a lol.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:59, archived)

check em

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:59, archived)

TRIPS! CHECK EM

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:00, archived)

"Mongychops". A poem by baldmonkey.
Dubs fail trips lol steady on trips hey hey:
Check em steady on hey shit check em:
Steady on dubs.
Trips trips,
Mod:
Mod check em troll lol trips.
Trips troll dubs!
Trips shit!
Steady on steady on lol dubs troll fail dubs lol mod (''o)
Trips troll ;)
Mod.
Troll fail :�]
Troll lol trips check em steady on trips fail fail mod steady on,
Hey steady on troll dubs steady on troll troll trips!
Steady on dubs dubs check em check em hey ;)
Troll lol troll fail mod mod shit,
Hey shit troll fail.
Trips fail,
Hey mod mod ;)
Fail lol mod dubs fail lol :�]
Lol check em check em trips lol troll troll check em (''o)
Shit steady on shit check em mod fail check em hey;
Mod dubs fail (''o)
Troll check em dubs ;)
Shit hey shit fail shit troll steady on troll ;)
Steady on.
Fail shit trips;
Lol dubs lol shit;
Hey lol troll hey fail shit fail dubs lol dubs,
Trips dubs steady on lol trips lol trips ;)
Troll mod dubs dubs troll check em steady on dubs!
Hey shit check em!
Lol trips check em trips.
Trips dubs steady on:
Check em mod.
Shit dubs check em trips mod trips steady on dubs lol (''o)
Lol hey dubs steady on troll fail troll lol shit.
Troll mod hey check em shit fail trips lol shit hey.
Hey fail,
Hey hey shit fail,
Mod hey hey dubs fail?
Shit steady on:
Shit mod mod fail mod dubs?
Steady on shit lol ;)
Shit steady on.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:07, archived)

"Manolith". A poem by baldmonkey.
Height,
I am hair a furry lollipop tiny eyes DESK FLIP!
I am a failure height a mod smug hair height height *beards*
A mod I have hair I am hair height I have *beards*
A pasty for a face hair tiny eyes I am hair a furry lollipop smug I have a mod DESK FLIP!
Tiny eyes a pasty for a face DESK FLIP!
I have height,
Tiny eyes tiny eyes I am I have.
Hair a pasty for a face a failure I have a pasty for a face smug height tiny eyes tiny eyes.
Hair smug smug tiny eyes I am smug a mod I am height?
Hair a pasty for a face a pasty for a face.
A pasty for a face hair I have a mod tiny eyes a failure a mod I am a failure a pasty for a face.
A mod tiny eyes height a failure tiny eyes a failure a furry lollipop a pasty for a face a furry lollipop smug:
Tiny eyes I am a mod tiny eyes a failure a failure a pasty for a face a mod hair;
Tiny eyes smug height a pasty for a face a failure height a pasty for a face?
Height I am smug I have *beards*
A mod smug a furry lollipop a furry lollipop a furry lollipop smug a furry lollipop height DESK FLIP!
Hair I am I have a pasty for a face tiny eyes a mod I am a mod height,
A mod a furry lollipop height tiny eyes a mod smug height (punch me?)
Smug tiny eyes smug a mod height smug hair;
Tiny eyes?
Hair;
A furry lollipop a furry lollipop.
I have?
Tiny eyes a mod I have I have a failure.
Height a failure I am a pasty for a face I have a furry lollipop:
Tiny eyes smug height a mod.
I am a failure a pasty for a face a furry lollipop,
Tiny eyes height a furry lollipop tiny eyes (punch me?)
A mod (punch me?)
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)

a failure?
that seems unduly harsh
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:21, archived)

"Gonzo". A poem by baldmonkey.
Get a kwarsunt kwarsunt stir a old take away meal do a old take away meal tin of "meat" stir a,
Shit in a carrier bag get a tin of "meat" badly spelt ingredient tin of "meat" shit in a carrier bag.
Packet of crisps stir a mix it with a badly spelt ingredient shit in a carrier bag do a badly spelt ingredient do a;
Do a tin of "meat" old take away meal tin of "meat" stir a badly spelt ingredient do a packet of crisps;
Do a packet of crisps get a mix it with a badly spelt ingredient old take away meal packet of crisps shit in a carrier bag:
Shit in a carrier bag old take away meal tin of "meat" mix it with a tin of "meat":
Badly spelt ingredient tin of "meat" mix it with a badly spelt ingredient get a badly spelt ingredient get a packet of crisps.
Packet of crisps stir a kwarsunt packet of crisps shit in a carrier bag old take away meal packet of crisps do a shit in a carrier bag packet of crisps;
Shit in a carrier bag get a shit in a carrier bag badly spelt ingredient badly spelt ingredient tin of "meat". Stare into the abyss of lonliness.
Badly spelt ingredient mix it with a get a do a tin of "meat" tin of "meat" stir a do a packet of crisps get a:
Do a shit in a carrier bag mix it with a badly spelt ingredient badly spelt ingredient shit in a carrier bag kwarsunt�
Old take away meal,
Old take away meal get a stir a kwarsunt kwarsunt old take away meal. Stare into the abyss of lonliness.
Tin of "meat" do a get a kwarsunt tin of "meat",
Badly spelt ingredient shit in a carrier bag kwarsunt mix it with a get a do a kwarsunt. Stare into the abyss of lonliness.
Shit in a carrier bag shit in a carrier bag packet of crisps tin of "meat" badly spelt ingredient shit in a carrier bag. Stare into the abyss of lonliness.
Do a stir a shit in a carrier bag stir a mix it with a stir a get a get a,
Packet of crisps do a do a. Stare into the abyss of lonliness.
Stir a get a packet of crisps badly spelt ingredient do a packet of crisps shit in a carrier bag stir a stir a:
Do a mix it with a packet of crisps badly spelt ingredient kwarsunt do a tin of "meat" mix it with a kwarsunt.
Tin of "meat" do a badly spelt ingredient:
Get a kwarsunt packet of crisps stir a old take away meal shit in a carrier bag;
Stir a packet of crisps packet of crisps stir a do a mix it with a kwarsunt tin of "meat". Pause.
Do a badly spelt ingredient badly spelt ingredient mix it with a mix it with a mix it with a kwarsunt packet of crisps old take away meal;
Do a kwarsunt old take away meal do a stir a old take away meal badly spelt ingredient:
Kwarsunt get a do a packet of crisps do a shit in a carrier bag do a,
Packet of crisps.
Mix it with a stir a do a. Pause.
Badly spelt ingredient kwarsunt shit in a carrier bag.
Old take away meal. Stare into the abyss of lonliness.
Mix it with a packet of crisps old take away meal shit in a carrier bag get a old take away meal packet of crisps. Stare into the abyss of lonliness.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:26, archived)

What would happen if you put all of b3ta into your spreadshit?

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:30, archived)

Ah, lovely
Now do me
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:49, archived)

Bend over.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)

Baldmonkey's a fucking prick
*bends over*
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)

i looked at the stats page today
i think you might have a problem
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)

bloody hell. how prolific is hatso?
i am slightly worried that i might be fired if i keep this post rate up.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)

I'm single handedly keeping this place going

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)

I just like to reply a lot
I'm a friendly guy...and my job is a bit quiet at the moment. DON'T JUDGE ME!
In any case, I don't think the stats page updates properly. On Monday morning it said I'd posted more than 500 times.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)

It's a rolling week.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)

oh well then, rollin

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)

i think it is polite to reply to people, cunts on here can be giga rude

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)

HELLA rude, Mongy

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)

Thing is right.
a few years ago, the highest posters were regularly over 1500 posts.
IMAGINE THAT
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)

Woah
See? I'm nowhere near that. Huh...Manolith. Thinks he's all that.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)

i cant, sorry

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)

link itttttt? :D

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)

hmmm
sad times that these days a hundred is enough for the top section.
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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)

you only need 2 to be on there at all.

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)

i've had a hot cross bun, a banana, and 4 mint imperials.
also, on my 2nd cup of tea.
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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:05, archived)

i've had nothing to eat and am consequently hungry
i have had 2 cuppas though
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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:06, archived)

I might eat my lunch early.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:16, archived)

I want to see that one :(

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:05, archived)

I did not make it to the end.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:07, archived)

Oh, how come?
Oldmaninfrontofthetv syndrome?
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:08, archived)

No.
It was so awful I changed channel.
We watched babies coming out of vaginas instead.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:11, archived)

Stop this sick filth

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)

Good morning Mono

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:04, archived)

"F.A.B." A poem by baldmonkey
Zzz dull zzz bzzzzzzzzzt zzz,
Zzz zzz bzzzzzzt zzzzzz dull zzz zzzzzz zzzzzz zzz;
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz crshhhhhhhhh dull zzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzt,
Crshhhhhhhhh zzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzt zzzzzz�
Bzzzzzzt dull crshhhhhhhhh zzzzzz crshhhhhhhhh bzzzzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz crshhhhhhhhh;
Zzzzzz zzzzzz:
Bzzzzzzzzzt bzzzzzzzzzt zzzzzz zzz bzzzzzzt crshhhhhhhhh zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz crshhhhhhhhh�
Zzz zzzzzz zzz bzzzzzzzzzt crshhhhhhhhh dull zzz zzzzzzzzzz:
Crshhhhhhhhh zzz zzzzzz zzzzzz zzz zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz!
Zzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzt bzzzzzzzzzt zzz bzzzzzzt dull zzzzzzzzzz dull bzzzzzzzzzt:
Zzz zzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz:
Zzz zzz zzzzzzzzzz zzz dull:
Zzzzzz zzzzzz zzz,
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzt bzzzzzzt zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz:
Bzzzzzzt bzzzzzzzzzt crshhhhhhhhh zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz crshhhhhhhhh zzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzt,
Zzz zzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzt bzzzzzzzzzt bzzzzzzzzzt zzz crshhhhhhhhh;
Zzz bzzzzzzt dull?
Zzzzzz dull zzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzt zzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz dull zzz�
Dull zzz zzz zzzzzz?
Bzzzzzzt bzzzzzzt dull bzzzzzzt zzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz,
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz dull bzzzzzzzzzt zzz zzzzzzzzzz zzz crshhhhhhhhh zzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzt�
Bzzzzzzt!
Zzz zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzzz zzz crshhhhhhhhh;
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzt bzzzzzzt crshhhhhhhhh zzz zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz crshhhhhhhhh:
Zzzzzz zzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz crshhhhhhhhh bzzzzzzzzzt bzzzzzzt dull zzzzzz bzzzzzzt:
Bzzzzzzzzzt zzz bzzzzzzt bzzzzzzzzzt.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz dull zzz!
Zzz bzzzzzzzzzt crshhhhhhhhh zzz bzzzzzzt zzzzzz zzz zzz zzzzzz zzzzzz;
Dull zzz bzzzzzzt bzzzzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzt?
Dull bzzzzzzzzzt zzz zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzt crshhhhhhhhh!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzt�
Zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzz zzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzz dull,
Bzzzzzzt zzz zzzzzz dull zzzzzzzzzz zzz zzzzzzzzzz zzz dull zzz�
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzt bzzzzzzzzzt zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzt crshhhhhhhhh zzzzzz�
Dull bzzzzzzt crshhhhhhhhh crshhhhhhhhh zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz crshhhhhhhhh,
Zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz crshhhhhhhhh crshhhhhhhhh zzz.
Zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz dull zzzzzz dull zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz:
Dull zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzz crshhhhhhhhh crshhhhhhhhh zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzz;
Bzzzzzzzzzt zzz:
Crshhhhhhhhh zzzzzz dull bzzzzzzt dull;
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz dull dull zzzzzz bzzzzzzt,
Bzzzzzzt crshhhhhhhhh dull bzzzzzzt bzzzzzzzzzt bzzzzzzt crshhhhhhhhh zzzzzzzzzz dull zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Zzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz dull zzzzzz dull bzzzzzzt zzz crshhhhhhhhh zzzzzz dull;
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz crshhhhhhhhh crshhhhhhhhh bzzzzzzt�
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)

You need to write better poems

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)

I THINK HE CAPTURED YOUR ESSENCE.

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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)

I do feel a little ghostly this morning.
Is this it, has he stolen my very being? :(
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)

I have an appaling hangover Mono!
Make me breakfast.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:20, archived)

Only if I can have some.

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:21, archived)

you can have the entire hangover,

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:25, archived)

Gee.... thanks....

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:27, archived)

GOOD MORNING MONO
My what a beautiful day it is. And just smell that fresh sea breeze. Mmmm delightful. How does this FINE day find you?
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:30, archived)

Shit I s'pose.
I have a coldsore :(
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:33, archived)

Put nail polish remover on it
That'll shrivel it right up
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:34, archived)

Cor, thanks Theoban!

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:36, archived)

does this work?
acetone-based or acetone-free?
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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:40, archived)

Hello Binkles

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:40, archived)

No you need the acetone

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:42, archived)

i found some reviews.
Omg I woke up wit diz huge dinosaur on my lip so I didn't go to cuz u no who would but anyway all day I tried 2 find a way to get rid of the monster, I mean I tried herpecon to toothpaste n nothin really helped. So when the day was almost done I tried diz lil remidy n after 20 min redness dissapered n inch has stopped!!!!!!!!! Quick n easy p.s num lipps wit ice b4 cuz nail polish remover hurts lik hell!!!!!!
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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)

another:
my dayz!!!!!! im so depressed!! ma 2nd day of ma lovely coldsore!! ma lip looks BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O :O :O and im goin away UNI TRIP :s on sunday!! tried warn water rubbing it..tries this cream is called coldsore cream by loyds farmacy!! it still there so i tried da nailpolish thing..andit dried it up and da pains kinda gone...untill i start talkin again..oh dont even think about eatin..im tellin u!! so yea!! well see!! ill try it again!! plus ive made doctor appointment see what they say :D
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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)

now that one is DEFINITELY theoban.

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)

you reckon theoban has shares in nail varnish remover?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:49, archived)

O my dayz

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)

binky!!!!!!!! im not ritin revuws on websyts!!!!!!! dunt have tiem 4 dis LOL :O :O :O

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)

This sounds like witchcraft?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:42, archived)

that wasn't supposed to be a question.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)

Don't worry, I understand?

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)

Hope this finds you well?

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)

uurgh. you got HERPES.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)

Going on the responses to cold sore cure above, I can only assume that this website is a hotbed of people giving oral sex to herpes riddled lovers

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)

with added SEXY.
uurgh though, herpes.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)

Woah
It is an'all!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)

make me breakfast.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)

I made breakfast two hours ago young man
It's not my fault you couldn't be bothered to come down
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)

Fuck you

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)

That kind of attitude is going to get you nowhere
Pop out and get yourself a Mars milk drink. I find those quite an effective hangover cure.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:05, archived)

I want a can of pepsi,
and a cheese and onion pasty, but that involves getting dressed.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)

Mars Refuel makes a great recovery drink, too

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)

I thought it was the same, just in a sports bottle?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)

MARS BAR ENERGY DRINK?
NONSENSE.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)

Ah but you see the specially-designed premixed ones have all kinds of shiny labels and pseudo-scientific wordings
Clearly worth the extra �2 :/
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)

Get to fuck.
Hi
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)

You prick
Alright?
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)

Sore lip.
Feel shit.
Sleepy.
zzzzzzz
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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:57, archived)

Herpes Simplex 10?
Face aids? Tooth cancer?
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)

Stupid herpes :(

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MONO!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)

is it?
FUCK
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)

I'm glad to see you're coming to the big gay day in brighton.
It's going to be aces.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:05, archived)

So are you genuinely coming along?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)

last time i went to brighton a bird pooed on my head

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)

blimey, bit much on a first date, LOL

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)

i can't believe you keep bullying me like this and the mods do NOTHING

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)

I ain't making promises,
New Job, weekend off not common in my industry, car probably wouldn't make it etc.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)

i can't wait for vlad's cow bash

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manolith - modomite, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)

whaaaaaa?????

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)

Bovine Bash, surely?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)

Morning!
See, you don't need 8 hours sleep after all.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16964783
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planearm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 5:43, archived)

Morning
I haven't slept yet, I can't sleep. I'm going to try again.

*tries*
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Major Turd Former Foolius, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 6:00, archived)

only 363 days to go until pancake day, I cannot wait

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vladimir, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 6:43, archived)

how come there were no shrove tuesday icons?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:00, archived)

You didn't actually read past the headline, did you?

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The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:52, archived)

BUMS
edit: wait til you see the last two digits match the minutes of the posting time...
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)

YOU DICK

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:48, archived)

I love spoiling your fun.

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:48, archived)

Does this make us even for the duck icon?

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:48, archived)

Not even close.

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)

:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
/ac
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)

Coming soon...
55555! SPECIAL EDITION QUINTS! FIVE FIVES!

You know you want it.
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:54, archived)

mongy actually got the last 5x5s

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:55, archived)

I'm actually going now.
Thanks for bumping up the post count so I could steal your glory. Makes it all the sweeter when others do the hard work for you.

Night!
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:57, archived)

I got this one.
www.b3ta.com/talk/7444444
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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:00, archived)

Dubs, haha

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:13, archived)

r u a wizrd

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:48, archived)

hey so i started bathing in goat milk and i'm a lot less itchy now

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:10, archived)

Like, I could right this second stream some porn in of a woman dressed as snow-white having anal sex with a dwarf, but I can't download Michael Jackson's 'Bad'?

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)

I won't be around, but there is a PALINDROME GET approaching.
Just so you know.
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:25, archived)

SHIT MAN, 29 POSTS TIME SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)

whats a palindrome

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:31, archived)

does it count if we post loads so we can get it?

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:32, archived)

like, in a thread a few days old or something

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:32, archived)

I dunno man I don't really care, sorry :(

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:33, archived)

I think that makes you like baldmonkey.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:35, archived)

Don't be stupid, noone likes baldmonkey.

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:37, archived)

Baldmonkey saved my life.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)

What a cunt!

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)

Obviously he didn't.
Can you imagine if he ever did anything like that? We'd never hear the fucking end of it.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)

he still has time to save his childrens life

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)

Yeah but we both know he won't.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)

that is a little harsh

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)

But fair.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)

rude!

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)

baldmonkey is a bit of a mental cunt weirdo who is fat and spastic and ballbag.
Hi balders.
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)

Have you never played world of warcraft?
I certainly haven't.
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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:35, archived)

no what is that

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)

I think one of the characters is called a palindrome.
On an unrelated note I have just noticed that the initials of World of Warcraft are the same spelt forwards or backwards.
There's probably a term for that.
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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)

Bedroom shut-in
I think it's called.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver The thought of actually having kids makes me heave, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)

:(

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agent binkybee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:45, archived)

But the dude's dead, it ain't like he has any use for money.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)

Exactly, BraynDedd.
It just doesn't make any sense.
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:33, archived)

But you have to think of
poor Blanket and all the money he/she/it needs to live mike.
And his other kids, whoever they are.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver The thought of actually having kids makes me heave, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)

that poor little bo biddly wo widdly

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)

GET
God fucking dammit.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)

haha not even close

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:48, archived)

Aw fuck man, nice trips.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)

plus he fucked kids

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)

ey?
What? Did you milk the goat yourself?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver The thought of actually having kids makes me heave, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)

shut up of course not its self milking

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)

Well sorry
I have no experience of goatly ways.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver The thought of actually having kids makes me heave, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)

hey you live in bristol, don't lie, you love goats there

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)

The locals do
they disgust me.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver The thought of actually having kids makes me heave, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:48, archived)

There's a guy here¹ looking at chimps going "they look so human."
But, I mean, they don't at all really do they? They look like chimps.

�.He's not actually here.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:37, archived)

i love it when the program makes a reference to the adverts just before the adverts

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)

Are you watching Animal Magic?

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver The thought of actually having kids makes me heave, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:48, archived)

Alright /talk... I got messaged recently from someone on a dating site recently called mortal wombat.... Reckon it was the same person from here?!
(Bibi Belle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)

Are you under 16?
If so, then very probably.
If not, highly unlikely.
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)

I doubt it
its not a very original name.
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WormuIus Handsome, Gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)

oh i just got it

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)

Is it supposed to be like Mortal Kombat?
If it is, I just got it too man!
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)

Well he mentioned he'd joined said dating site on here once....
(Bibi Belle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)

more deets on his message might bear fruit

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)

Nah not one to gossip..... But sure it's him
(Bibi Belle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)

fucks sake this is gossip already dont start gossip then pull out at the last minute

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)

Ok it technically IS gossip but now I'm scared.... I've said too much!
Just like reading /talk joining in now and again (except when I get called a fat hitler)
(Bibi Belle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)

SHOW US WHAT THE MESSAGE SAID OR FOREVER BEGONE!

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)

I can't do that can I?! Doesn't everyone want to remain anonymous on here?!!!
Revealing someones identity would be a bit shit
(Bibi Belle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)

Fuck off then.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)

So take out the name and show us the rest.

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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)

SHOW US THE WHOLE MESSAGE OR I'LL GAZ YOU A PICTURE OF MY ANUS COMPLETE WITH POO.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)

Can I get one of those if I don't show the whole message as well?
For the collection.
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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:46, archived)

BUT I WANT TO SEE IT win win
(Bibi Belle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)

I was about to call your bluff and send you a picture from google images but it's all pretty grim stuff.
I mean, there's actually shit and anus pictures if you type "shit anus" into google images. Someone should tell google about that.
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:54, archived)

Oh bad times... I feel party responsible but typing 'shit anus' into google was never going to end well
(Bibi Belle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:58, archived)

i don't get why that is allowed and yet you're not allowed to post hollywood movies online

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)

Yeah the internet seems grossly mismanaged.
Like, right now I could go to google and type 'shit on balls penis' and get a load of imagines of shit on balls and shit on penises, but it's illegal to download Adele's 21 album even though the bitch is already ridiculously rich?

Like, right this second I could go on wikipedia and read about anilingus complete with drawings some mentalist has made but I can't do the very same thing to unconsenting children?

Someone needs to get their priorities straight.
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)

I swear that picture is from Wormulus's website.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:29, archived)

HELLO WORMULUS.

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)

Oh hi! Why do I always get called that!
(Bibi Belle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)

What?
Go and think about what you've just done here.
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)

Alright Mortal Wombat

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)

Nah I'm not him... Just like reading the talk board
(Bibi Belle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)

Mortal Wombat would say that.
We need some kind of Nonce-Turing machine in here..
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)

You play children's games, maybe you could offer yourself up to be paedo bait?

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)

whatever happened
To including 3 facts on your profile ?
(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)

you're registered on a dating site?
i also assume from your username that you're female.

so, are you monstrously ugly and/or fat? or mental? or both?
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mictoboy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)

Yes, yes, no, no, no, no
(Bibi Belle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)

ok, so what is wrong with you then?

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mictoboy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)

She's a liar?
Loves those mornin' eggs "Adele Style".
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)

you were late for work otherwise you could have had them all?

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)

No, "In a cake".

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)

dont remember that song

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)

Lol
(Bibi Belle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)

Nothing! Dating sites are full of mentals..
(Bibi Belle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)

what u doin on dem websites hun i got all u need rite here

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)

B3ta is a dating site. The only reason I come here is to get laid.

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)

*licks palm and smooths eyebrows*
Well hey there, fancy pants
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:08, archived)

Well fuck, that's me rejected :(
Sod it, I'm going to bed
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)

Hi, I'm Toucan. What are you hobbies?

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)

OMG attention!
Hi I'm Frisbee, I like Frisbees and not a lot else.
OOH, and reading or something.
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)

I'm not really into frisbees.

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)

I suppose you can't be disappointed by setting your sights so low.
Also, I hate waiting for the WCG stats to update. I want to know NOW, not 1 minute past midnight.
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)

I only just realised it wasn't using my gpu.

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)

oops.
That's probably saved you a fortune on electricity though, so maybe no bad thing.
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)

i thought we left that to sexface and wormulus?

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)

i mean not together obviously. i think.

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)

I'm gonna suggest that Rob puts b3tan singles ads in the newsletter.

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)

fuck off

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)

haha, I hope it happens now!

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)

lolol

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)

How's that working out for you
(Bibi Belle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)

Well, he's had me.

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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)

Winner! B3ta dating, proof it works right here
(Bibi Belle, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)

I'm desperate as fuck and double jointed.
Wanna cyber?
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)

Sure, just let me fetch my cyberman voice changer helmet.

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)

COR! I've never done cosplay before.
I'll just get the sink plunger and jump in a bin.
*exsperminates*
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)

*Assimilates*

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:56, archived)

i decided to try out the online dating game
I won't be keeping you updated on it
(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)

What dating site would you least expect to find Mortal Wombat on?
A CARBON DATING site!!!

because carbon dating is for things that are very old and he is a paedo.
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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)

Dude... doesn't carbon dating use carbon 14?
Those poor underage atoms :(
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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)

The joke's bad
and you should feel bad.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)

he likes to wear used condoms so he can get off to the sperm wriggling around his nob

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:54, archived)

Evening all
How are you?
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)

Frank Carson's dead.
You bastard.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)

I'm sorry I don't listen to Jazz, what did he play?

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)

For fuck's sake.

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Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)

trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)

Alright Quinten

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)

Stop being a cunt, Adam.

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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)

stop being blue, sky
stop being wet, water
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mictoboy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)

Water isn't wet, water makes other things wet.

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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)

honestly, it's as wet as anything
last time i felt it, it was unbelievably wet. Water is like, THE wettest thing.
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mictoboy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)

I dunno, wet dogs are pretty wet, too

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)

No. The last time you felt it the water made your fingers (I hope it was your fingers) wet. The water itself isn't wet. It's water.

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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)

i'm telling you, i put my hand in the water, and it felt really, REALLY wet. Wetter than anything.
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mictoboy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)

Your hand was wet. That's what felt really, really wet . The water itself cannot be wet, as to be wet it has to be covered water.
You can't have water covered in water, as that's just water. Water cannot be wet.
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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)

...are you stoned?

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)

I see your reaction when faced with an idea you can't quite grasp is to try and discredit the messenger.

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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)

No, I grasp the concept perfectly well, mr Ad Hominem
But also know that the only people who could ever be that concerned with the wetness of water and whether it is truly 'wet' are either on incomprehensible amounts of recreational drugs or have nothing else of interest to ponder.
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)

So, my saying you're trying to discredit me is ad hominem, yet you trying to say I'm stoned isn't?
Well done there Spasticus. And yes. That was definitely was ad hominem.
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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)

You are either incredibly bored or autistic.
Either way, you should sleep it off or something
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)

Wow, an internet diagnosis!

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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)

BORINGBORINGBORINGBORING

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)

Yet you seem inextricably drawn to me.
Feel free to stop replying to me. The game's only fun if other people are playing.
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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)

I.....can't......STOP! :(

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)

It's fine, micto just spent 10 minutes trying to explain to me that water is wet.
It can happen to anyone.
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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)

i'm not sure water has feelings

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)

Water's cold man. Sometimes, you know, it's as cold as ice.

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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)

go get a cup
fill it with water
feel the water
it feels wet

you fucking spastic
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mictoboy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)

No. The wet feel is the reaction of your nerves as the water interacts with your skin. Your skin gets covered in water. Your skin gets wet.
The. Water. Is. Not. Wet.
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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)

Is fire hot?
Or does it just make things hot?
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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)

No. Temperature is not the same thing.
Wet is something that water does to other things. Fire burns things, yet fire is not burnt.
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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:08, archived)

Is sand sandy?

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)

Don't get fucking metaphysical with me, boyo.

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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)

are you in competition with MGT to be the most tediously literal person on /talk?

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mictoboy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)

I need some way of amusing myself.

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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)

I am!
www.b3ta.com/talk/7447009
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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)

Like ladies t-shirts

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)

EXACTLY!

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Mu utter hypocrite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)

I don't think he can, sadtimes :(

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)

Terrible bullying

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)

He was unfunny.
Nothing of value was lost.
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)

subjective fail

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)

You're thinking of Frank Bruno.

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)

His laugh is like a truck trying to start

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)

kinder surprise eggs
Discuss. alternatively i didn't have pancakes...who else missed out?
(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)

It's no wonder the kinder birds are extinct

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magnum, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)

kinder birds = fat chicks that eat so much chocolate they must lay kinder eggs

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)

kinder egg transport
it's how they saved the confectionery from the nazis
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vladimir, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)

got in a lift at work once with two work mates, having a bit of banter as one was big pete, cunt was massive
so big enough lift and another fella gets in, suddenley out of no where a fat chick appears, step in lift, overloaded alarm goes off, saying over loaded, having not noticed the fat dog unit get in he shoves pete and goes, 'get out fstty', suddenly out of nowhere the stranger bloke goes 'last in first out', she left and as the doors closed she heard the 4 of us laughing our nuts off
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)

pfft

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vladimir, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)

all coming soon in the soon to be published soon 'tl;dr' by mongychops coming soon

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)

I'm currently reading I, Partridge (We Need To Talk About Alan)
It's a good book
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magnum, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)

did you steal it from the internet?

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)

No
No I did not.
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magnum, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)

hey i'm not plod, i just wondered if you could email me the file

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)

Frank Carson's died mongy
it was the way he told them
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magnum, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)

he made loads of people laugh, that has got to be a good thing, straight to heaven i say

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)

he was a lovely bloke in real life too
my missus used to speak to him regularly cos she used to organise mayoral functions and he was a celebrity who lived locally
top bloke, sadly missed :(
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)

fucking hell
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)

I like the way that the quality of the chocolate exactly matches the quality of the toy.

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Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)

you're not meant to eat the yellow bit

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)

Fascist.

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Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)

i can't stand the chocolate,
Buy them forfor the toyi
(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)

fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

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mictoboy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)

toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy

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Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)

not enough o's

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mictoboy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)

That's because of the rampant overspending of o's by the previous poster.
My cutbacks will ensure that we return to o prosperity by ooooooooooooooooh, about 2014.
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Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)

I've had enough of this
still no pancake talk
when are we going to talk about pancakes
is it that much to fucking ask
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vladimir, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)

hey, stop living in the past, harry is moving us towards easter foooooooooooooooooooood

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)

this forum is shit
I want to talk about pancakes
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vladimir, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)

you'll turn into a pancake

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)

:O
omg look it's already started
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vladimir, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)

calm down
Don't flip out
(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)

_ \ | ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )()()()()()()() ( | /_
*faints*
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vladimir, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)

candyflip were really shit
i hope that helps
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)

it helps because it is about drugs AND pancakes, cheers mongy
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vladimir, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)

it's really quite something of a misnomer,
"oh look, there's a shit toy inside, I didn't see that coming"
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)

should be a kinder treat, because it is a fucking treat in the car on the way home from treating yourself to a mcdonalds, and you get a toy
it's not even your birthday

fucking ungrateful cunt
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)

more of a kinder disappointment if you ask me

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)

if your having egg problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a kinder aint one

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)

hahaha! Kinder surprise eggs? Whatever next, you crazy goof!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)

WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!?

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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)

hello shambles,
Is it 1999 again?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)

It is always 1999.

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)

This, combined with Prince will be my new excuse for being permanently hammered

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)

One must be hammer or anvil.

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)

~~anvil~~ sickle
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)

~~anvil~~ ~~sickle~~ camera
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vladimir, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)

~~anvil sickle camera~~ labia
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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)

labians, marty!!

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vladimir, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)

Party over oops out of time

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)

it's on it's way
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi0erY0WG6A
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)

I had a pizza
but I eated it.
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)

This week, I am mostly reading Aristotle.

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)

what are his views on pancakes

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vladimir, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)

I bet he likes a big plato'them

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vladimir, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)

he probably proves they're a sort of pie and therefore irrational

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)

I don't know, I've not got up to his Metacookery yet.

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)

Aye up doc,
What's the 411?
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)

is this about pancakes

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vladimir, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)

Nice quads man.

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)

:O !!! ace

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vladimir, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)

sweet quad vuad

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)

I've eaten too many pancakes, so I'm off for a crepe.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)

I just realised I had some cherry ice cream in the freezer
that would have gone down a real treat with pancakes yesterday :(
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magnum, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)

Can I let you into a little secret?
Don't tell anybody or owt but you can eat pancakes whenever the fuck you want
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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)

not if you give them up for lent

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)

Why would you just give something up for lent though?
If you're going to give something up, give it up forever or don't fucking bother.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)

I don't think you get the point of it.

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)

I do, I just think it is a silly and pointless thing to do.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)

Wait
the point is not point?

Non computario.
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)

>implying religion makes any kind of sense

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)

Sanctimony through suffering.
It's been a theme amongst retarded religionists for millennia.
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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)

But is it even close to suffering if you just don't have chocolate or something for 6 weeks?
Sounds like qotw-esque exaggeratey bullshit to me.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)

that's the modern version,
in the old version it's precisely pancakes you have to give up (or anything else made with the same ingredients) which is why you have a massive pancake-fest on the last day you're allowed them.
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)

you can go to the cinema any time you want too but its best to do it when there's something on

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)

if there are two things on at once, can you tape one of them?

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)

I can't make a cinema with a frying pan and the contents of my larder.
And believe me, I've tried.
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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)

ever been to a Scottish cinema?

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)

I was a member of the GFT for a while.
I don't remember it being tossable.
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Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)

best stick to watching your films on caber, then

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:32, archived)

what is it with you lot a ruining the alright thread, i've just got in, wondering how my great forum chums are, and i get this sort of shit on my screen, i hate you all
:(
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)

yesterday was pancake day
how were your pancakes?

yep yeah, FOOD THREAD.
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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)

Today is ash wednesday.
how are your ashes?
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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)

What's with all the threads today binky?
This your blog or something?
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)

I've just been reading about this man here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Lambert

It's quite amazing that someone can actually achieve that.
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)

totally thought that said he was a goalkeeper

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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)

He'd make a great goal keeper.

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)

this guy would fit in here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare
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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)

Man, I think I might have the same problem

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)

I just saw and advert for the Lego 'New Forest Police Station playset'
turns out it's just new...not based on the New Forest Police station
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)

well i won't bother buying it then!

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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)

I knew you'd be disappointed
*buys Meon Valley Megabloks*
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)

i want the baffins pond playmobil

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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)

Crasswell Street Car Park Kre-O?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)

the clapham junction brio is supposed to be awesome.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)

if somewhat prone to accidents.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)

I'm looking forward to the Rotherham Council Buildings Duplo

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)

I was a bit disappointed with the Leighton Recreation Centre set

the swimming pool was full of brown blocks
(GluEid Saeed, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)

Uhm, do you have a problem with our duskier friends taking a quick dip?

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)

Crinoline House is one of the best named Council buildings. Ever.

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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)

Town'll be filled with old folks with ash on their forrids
That confused me first time I was over here
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)

I forgot and had none :'( The sad isn't for me it's for mini-mmps
I am a bad parent.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)

mini-mr-binky didn't have any either. i think she'll be pancaked right up tonight though.

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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)

I have none for today either.
Oh God, I'm worse than Hitler.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

I DID TOO GET A CAR.
picking it up friday, after i get my new tattoo.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)

well then, what car are you getting?

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)

just a fiesta.
but it's a bit sporty and i haven't had my own car for ages and i am pleased with it.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)

see? that wasn't too difficult now was it?
What tat are you getting? I bet it's a minnie mouse.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)

oh get tae fuck with yiz.
winged heart with a latin script on my left inner forearm.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)

Do you pronounce it 'Wing Id'?
Because you should.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)

quis est haec simia?
that would be cool.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)

who is this monkey?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)

YES!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)

I'm just going to leave this here.
i.imgur.com/Zuoxg.jpg
(Gormo is the reason why paradise lost, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)

chicks eh? crazee

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)

That's what I have!
Woo! We can be Fiesta Twins!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)

+ imagine that!
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)

mine is proper chavvy. i loves it.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)

Mine is red
and my middle name is James!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)

mine is silver
and my middle name is elizabeth!!
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)

Cor!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol...

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)

aw shit middle name twins!

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)

NOW SNOG

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)

I ALSO HAVE A FESTA

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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)

mine is blue!
and my middle name is kind of dull.
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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)

That's unusual
Irish?
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)

Woah
This is getting weird
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)

I smell a conspiracy at work!
My mate owns a Fiesta.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)

what with this, and stuart, and james....
we're in the fucking matrix, kids.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)

imagine that!
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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)

Stuarts, Fiestas and James....Oh my!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)

I know a James Stuart who owns a Fiesta!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)

NO FREAKIN' WAY!
We're through the looking glass here, people
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)

I'm scared TH, hold me.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)

I don't have a Fiesta,
if it helps.
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)

I wouldn't mind a Ford Siesta.
That'd be quite cool.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)

I wouldn't mind a sword fiesta

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)

that depends, will you hold me?

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)

Stand down people, stand down
*sounds the All Clear*
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)

I had a curry pancake
and a golden syrup/whipped cream one
and a traditional lemon/suger one
fattyyyyyyy
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)

CURRY what wizardry is this

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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)

leftover curry in fridge, heated up
put in pancake. Taste sensation!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

you know what else is good in pancakes?
bolognese.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)

aw shit yeah
I love a bolognese sandwich
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)

I've yet to eat a single thing that isn't good in a sandwich
Noodles are nice for some reason.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)

i have perfected a meal my dear old nan used to make us as kids.
mince and noodles. it's so COMFORTING. christ, no wonder i'm so obnoxiously fat.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)

I like that sort of thing occasionally
Nothing feels as good as fat and sugar taste :)
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)

Congratulations.
I can make spag bol, too.
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monster munch EAT ME!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)

it's not spag bol, you spastic.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)

You're right. What you described sounds inifnitely worse

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)

don't care. it's nostalgic.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)

Less like '1960s UK flowery hippy' nostalgia
and more like 'Crimean War Dysentery' nostalgia
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)

Chuck in a tin of toms,
and it probably is.
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monster munch EAT ME!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)

NO.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)

i only had one
but it was a MECHAPANCAKE
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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

what was in it?

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

Nuts and bolts.

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)

melted chocolate, only because we had no lemon juice or jam,
but the thing was very filling in itself.
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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)

niiiice

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)

i think yours sound nicer
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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)

golden syrup and cream is good on anything, I must admit

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)

even curry?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)

mmmaybe

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOUR.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)

I had a mini-disagreement with HATD over the recommended toppings and pancake sizes.
HATD: Thin, suger + lemon
Frisbee: FUCK YEAH BACON CHEESE THICK PANCAKES WHOOO AMUUUURICUUUUAH!
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)

Also thin pancake = crepe = WRONGMMMNGH

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)

Good god, you're retarded.

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)

Because of my pancake preference?

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)

no, because of your extra chromosome.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)

See now this is a pretty decent explanation, instead of Mono's fathanded buttonmashing
Thanks Janet Aylia. Thanetaylia
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)

I didn't see any reason to explain anything, it's all quite obvious.

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)

Thanks for that

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)

crepe are fantastic. thick pancakes are OH GOD DON'T MAKE ME EAT THIS SPONGE

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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)

Mine are excellent apparently
thick, but not too spongey. I must have a knack.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)

a great +ers
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)

Wahey!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)

pancakes still shouldn't be thick, in my opinion.

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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)

Fair enough
Both types have there place.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)

my friend says crepe as 'creepy'
i have not corrected her
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)

i don't mind being ignored really

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)

*sympathy reply*

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)

thx
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)

I've got a huge bag of mix that expires next year.
If you make these ones thick they're still light and fluffy. Pancakesponge is wrong, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)

you buy the mix?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)

it's a bit bloody ridiculous isn't it.

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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)

Yes.
Had this one for about a year, add water and whisk, let it stand for a minute, tastes fucking amazing.
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)

It is one of the easiest things in the world to make.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)

And mine is even easier, to make and to clean up.

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)

a bag of mix, see, that turns me right off.
egg. half a pint of milk. 4 tbsps flour.
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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)

I put in baking powder
Also, I separate the eggs and whisk the whites until they're stiff then fold them in. Works every time.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)

But that will make them thick and fluffy
Which you don't like. So yeah.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)

See, thick kind of fits the whole 'cake' aspect of pancakes to me.
Makes them more absorbant for the syrups, meats etc
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)

Didn't bother
We tend to have pancakes for brekkie on Sundays
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)

LOLFAT

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)

Be that as it may
I make them every sunday for my family. They enjoy them, which makes me happy.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)

Can you make me some every Sunday please?

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)

By all means
I'm not bringing them to you mind.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)

Useless shit

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)

Are you Jack Johnson?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_BoZ_Qdyl0
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)

Well I hated that
No, I'm not Jack Johnson
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)

This is true, as he makes banana pancakes and in doing so pretends that it's the weekend
Whereas you actually make pancakes over the weekend!
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)

i had the scotch voriety for breakfast, they were alrighrt

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)

While in an alcoholic rage you chargrilled your kitchen and punched your girlfriend?

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)

i think thats racist, especially coming from a man who flings plastic discs trying to insult a nation who throw trees

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)

Hey woah racism? I thought it was a national pastime

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)

klicin dis.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)

LOL aww man, from the whole of Scotland we are well and truly zinged!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)

Scotland, world famous for its chargrilled cuisine.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)

Nondenial of girlpunching counts as an admittance in my books

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)

that's cause you're a pretty shit lawyer.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)

clickin dis

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)

*slaps thighs laughing*

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)

Seriously, you've still not denied punching your missus.

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)

I'm sorry Adam, I don't feel the need to bother with these pointless national stereotypes.
Hey, I'm half wop as well, got any lolarious jibes about eyeties?
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)

*googles eyeties*
Yeah, your multi-party political system is severely flawed.
HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES?
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)

yes, it is.
poor show Adam, 1/10. Another weak reply.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)

Shut it scotwog, you're not allowed to mark anyone

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)

the day I'm told not to mark anyone by a disk throwing fuck monkey, is a poor day indeed.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)

we had MANcakes,
Like pan cakes, except done on the 3ft hotplate at a friends pub. HUGE. and tasty.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)

did the little wuff wuff have any?

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)

no,
But it did piss on a drunk old mans shoes.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)

harley! harley! harley!
JESUS CHRIST!! HARLEY!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)

Now you're talking
I sometimes think about making a couple of really massive ones in our big pan and then serving the slices. Not sure how it would cook though. Our pan claims to distribute the heat evenly but I'm not convinced it does.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)

I was TOSSING ALL NIGHT!

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planearm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)

alright planearm
might buy this tonight, is it alright?
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broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)

Looks fine
although I've got a 42" and constantly wish I'd gone for a 50" :(
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planearm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)

I figured you'd have a bigger one than me
to be fair, I don't use mine all that often
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broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)

Strangely enough, I'm buying the 6510 next week
Looking around and speaking to people in the know, they seem to be pretty good tv's. Certainly in that price bracket.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)

I think that's basically the same telly but with a prettier base isn't it?
we'll be near identical telly twins
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broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)

Yeah
I spent ages trying to work out the difference betweem the 6500, 6510 and 6530. Turns out its the frame and the base. Idiot.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)

I was also looking at Sony but I like that this one has got various receivers & stuff built in
I'm hoping it'll let me get rid of 4 boxes (digital tv receiver, satellite receiver, WD media thingy, scart extender)
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broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:36, archived)

I didn't have no pancakes :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

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broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)

*pancakeless fives*

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)

FUCK YEAH
*FIVES*

people with pancakes are all aids paedos
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broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)

With your use of double-negatives you've inadvertently stumbled into a common trap
When you say you didn't have no pancakes, you're actually implying that you had some pancakes, do you see?
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)

I NO RITE
and now you have to work out whether I'm truly pancakeless or just shit at English. I've made it a motherfucking GAME.
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broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)

You just blew my mind

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)

this didn't not not blow my mind and I've just got here

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vladimir, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)

I didn't have pancakes yesterday
FUCK THE POLICE I'll do what I like
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)

GO TO YOUR ROOM.
and tidy it up while you're in there, it's a disgrace. you treat this place like a hotel.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)

Actually my room's dead neat
I have to keep it neat or t'cleaner won't prod the vacuum around
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)

Well then go to her room

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)

I had PAINcakes

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)

Sounds interesting, what are the ingredients?

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)

PAIN MOTHERFUCKER PAIN
PAIN
AINP
INPA
NPAI
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)

Sounds uncomfortable

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)

Hello binky, I'm coming in well late here.
I'm doing pancakes tonight so MiniDedd can help make them and have some too. Also Frisbee is genuinely a retard for making thick pancakes. HATD is correct when she says thin with sugar and lemon.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)

This student is correct.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)

I love how I'm not a retard
Awesome
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)

The girl who made me tuna pancakes broke her ankle on Pancake Day
THIS IS KARMA
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)

I had none because I was hungover and I'd have barfed

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Major Turd Former Foolius, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)

could someone give baldmonkey his meds plz?

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)

I don't believe in baldmonkey

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)

Stop What You Are Doing And Look At This Baby Dolphin Photo
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/377545_229304260482399_125927687486724_555208_2064334530_n.jpg
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)

That is one chill motherfucker.

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JackAction, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)

Quick, kill it while it's small

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)

why's he fucking it

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)

or his cock is surprisingly big and grey

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)

What a daft question to ask about a picture of a man and an animal on the internet.

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JackAction, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)

but I thought you had to fuck dolphins in their blowholes

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)

I don't think dolphins are very fussy.

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JackAction, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)

and now that you've had a good look at his cute face...
www.globalanimal.org/2011/10/18/exclusive-breaking-news-baby-dolphin-rescued-in-uruguay-gallery/55415/
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)

Oh no! :(

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JackAction, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

ahahahahahahaha

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)

I can't, I'm his other account.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

*Could
*please
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

No.
He's quite a normal person.
He just likes to express himself in strange ways, online.
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

What's his bumhole like?

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)

No idea.
Sorry.
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)

lol it likes Mono's cock.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)

Who?

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JackAction, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

HA!

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)

haHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAha

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

And it starts all over again....

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

i can't. i ate them all.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

Is 'meds' slang for 'pies'?

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

I'd eat janet's pie

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

I'd mash it into a fine paste
and have it on a cracker
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)

I'd put it between two pieces of bread and slap some gravy on

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)

I stir it through some risotto rice
Bit of white wine, onion and maybe some asparagus. Finally garnished with a sprig of mint.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)

These are still euphamisms, right?

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)

what car did you get?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)

she didn't get a car at all, she a big fat fibber!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)

Spreadsheet A as I such Mono?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

well,
This is a huge dissapointment.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)

 ______ ____   ____   ____   ____  _____  _ 
|  ____/ __ \ / __ \ / __ \ / __ \|  __ \| |
| |__ | |  | | |  | | |  | | |  | | |  | | |
|  __|| |  | | |  | | |  | | |  | | |  | | |
| |   | |__| | |__| | |__| | |__| | |__| |_|
|_|    \____/ \____/ \____/ \____/|_____/(_)

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)

pepperoni pizza,
Followed by chocolate cake and a glass of coke.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)

Wow, nice
I had a sausage and onion baguette thing, and a bowl of fruit.
NOW, LAPSANG!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)

stupid tea wrong spaz.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)

You savage
It's delicious
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)

don't like.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)

And that, my dear boy, is your prerogative
I on the other hand love it dearly
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

PAPAAPPAP
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)

Peter And Paul Are Asking "Please Patricia, Anal, Please?"

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

There is no baldmonkey only zuul.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)

I gave a lesson on Internet Acronyms today
With a straight face, I got to write ROFLMAO and PMSL on a board, and explain them to the group.

What's your favourite internet acronym or emoticon?

\m/
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)

Fuck
Off
Grry

see? FOG! hahahahahha!!1
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)

Oh baldmonkette, you're so wacky

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)

baldmonkeyette?
baldmonkeyette... all the pies more like!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHH AHHA AHAHHA hAHAHA!
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)

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aHAahahahaHaHAhaHAhahA!!!!!!HahaHAHAha!!!!!!!HaahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaHAhaHA!!!!!!!!!!HAHAhaHAHAhaHAhahaHAHAHAHAhaHa!!!!!HAHAHAahahahahahaHAHAhaha!!!!!Haha!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAhaHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!HAHAhA!!HAhahaHAhaHAHAhAhaHAhahaHa!!!!!!!!!HAhahaHA!!!!HAhAhAhaHAHAhaHAhahAhaHAHA!!!!!!!!!HahaHA!!!!!!!!!HaHAhaHAahahahaHAHahaHAhaHAHA!!!!!!HAHAahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaHAHAHAHa!!!!!!!HAHA!!HAhahahahahaHAHAHA!!!!!!HAahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!HahaHAhahAhaha!!!!HAHAHAhahaHAHAHAHA!!AhahahaHAhaHAHAhaha!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAhaHAHAHAHAhaHAHAHAHAhahahaHA!HAHAHAahahahahahahaHAHAHAha!!!!!!!!!HahaHaHaHAhahAHAHAHAHAhaHAhaHA!!!!!!!!HaHAhahahaHahaHAHA!!HAHahaHAhahaHAHAhaHA!AhahahaHAHAHAHaha!!!!!HAhaHAHAhA!!!!!!!HaHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha!!!!!!Hahahahaha!!!!!!HAHAhaahahahahahaHAHAHAhA!HAHAhaHA!!!!!AhahahahahaHAhaHAHAHAHa!!!!!!!!!HAhaahahahaHA!!!!!!!!!HAhaHAhaHAhaHaHA!!!!!!!!!!AhahahaHAhaahahahaha!!!!!!!!
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)

Pleb

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

Did you type all this out?

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

He has a spreadsheet or something that generates all sorts of crap for him.
The lazy fat twat.
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

Oh yeah, I forgot he was actually mental.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)

Mental LIKE A FOX

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

I like writing spreadsheets, MONO. Is that such a crime?
Such a spreadsheets writing spreadsheets writing writing writing such spreadsheets.
A like crime spreadsheets I,
Crime is that writing is spreadsheets a that like;
MONO is like spreadsheets crime,
Is MONO spreadsheets such is,
A a such MONO;
Is like like I I,
A is I such MONO?
Spreadsheets that a such,
Like.
MONO spreadsheets I crime a such MONO I:
I I is crime writing spreadsheets a MONO I!
Is such I such such MONO crime that is:
That crime that.
Is a that like that MONO;
MONO spreadsheets a I I spreadsheets crime that a spreadsheets;
Such is:
Like I spreadsheets writing MONO that MONO MONO,
MONO like a,
Such crime is MONO MONO that I!
Is I spreadsheets is spreadsheets:
Such I MONO?
Like such crime that MONO a.
Is such:
Is writing is that crime writing a a,
Spreadsheets MONO a MONO writing that spreadsheets:
MONO writing like crime such spreadsheets crime spreadsheets;
Is that MONO writing I like spreadsheets writing MONO such?
Crime I I like is that writing?
MONO like is:
Is that I MONO a spreadsheets writing such writing,
A crime a I MONO that that crime writing.
Is writing that MONO I I a:
Such such is,
MONO spreadsheets MONO like MONO a.
Crime writing is is is like is?
A such that that a writing MONO is!
Spreadsheets spreadsheets:
Spreadsheets crime a.
Writing crime writing that a like writing I is;
Crime like I such I MONO MONO such?
That MONO MONO?
Spreadsheets like is like that like is MONO I:
Spreadsheets writing like crime that MONO:
Like a crime crime that MONO?
Is crime spreadsheets;
Spreadsheets that spreadsheets:
Spreadsheets such MONO;
MONO spreadsheets such:
I spreadsheets crime MONO writing spreadsheets I such that?
Spreadsheets that such is I?
A,
Crime I that that like MONO that such writing;
Is I such spreadsheets!
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

As I such Mono?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)

The word "Such" has lost all meaning to me now.
It looks so wrong.
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

Spreadsheets like is like that like is MONO

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)

*Is a that like that MONO*

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)

A poem?
About Me?
You shouldn't have.
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

HAhahAHAhahAhahaHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!HahaahahahahAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHa!!!!!HAHAHAHaHaHAha!!!AhahahaHAhahaHaHA!!!HAha!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAhaHAhaHAha!!!!!HAHAHAahahahaHAHAHAHA!!!HAHAHAHAhahahAHa!Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!Ahahaha!!!!!!!!!!HAhaHAHA!!!!!!!!HAahahahaHa!!!!!!!HAaha!
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)

:-( :( :'O( :�( :O(:�(
:'O( :�( boo hoo :-( :'( :�(:'O(
:�( :O :O :'O( :( :'O(:'O(
:O( waaah boo hoo :( :O( :'O( :�( :'(:
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

What happeend to the almost normal BM from earlier?

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)

Soz.
I'm more busy now. So it's more dip-in-dip-out-dip-shit.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)

LOLtiple personality disorder

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)

There's nothing funny about it, sadly.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)

BiLOLar Disorder!
LOLciopath!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)

hey grrry, i got a new car.
would you like me to tell you what it is so you can mock it on the internet?
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

Is it French or a Volkswagen?

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

no.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)

Does it wear glasses?

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)

no.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

Does the license plate say "FRE5H" and does it have flaming dice on the mirror?

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

no, and no.
you're RUBBISH at guess who.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

Does it have reinforced suspension to support your mass?

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)

no. i'm just going to wear it like a shiny silver exoskeleton.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)

What car did you get?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)

O< ----- QOL

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)

needs a green mohican

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

O< ------ ROFQ

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)

c=3

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)

That just makes me want to play badminton

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)

Ok, I'm up for a game of 'badminton'.

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

D;<

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)

some sort of jellyfish?

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)

its an angry face having a stroke

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

I like this one
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)

holy shit
how did it know I'm just a precocious 12-year-old?
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

Your facade was almost impeccable young man, but you left a fatal flaw, an Achilles Heel
Cars are not allowed in Poland. You would know this if you had access to the Grown Up version of Encarta
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)

I like this chap
:v
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)

(,") -@ <"o)

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)

whats the bit in the middle?

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

Character 1 is offering a rose to character 2

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

awww, i thought it was a birthday cake

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

Could be a birthday cake I guess

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

but i think it should be the other way around
i don't think anyone as handsome as character 1 would give someone as beaky as character 2 a rose, the whole premise is quite incredulous
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

I thought character one was showing his bumhole to a pigeon

(GluEid Saeed, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

Holy Moley!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)

Why does character 2 have a beak
is it UToL?
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

It was meant to be a parenthesis, but I accidentally hit the < button
I liked it, so it stayed
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

NONE OF THESE ARE ACRONYMS.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

it was acronyms or emoticons janet, don't be a hater
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

oh. never mind then.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

Well, I'm shocked

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)

SOTA

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)

A lot of the things people are writing as acronyms aren't acronyms.
There like, initials.
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)

SMD
Shit Myself Daily.

Or SICB

Shitting In Carrier Bags.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

My favorite is PIAB
Poo In A Bra
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)

|�:�D|

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

TL;SM

(Gormo is the reason why paradise lost, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

ADOFL (/:0=)

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

NHNSFY.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)

No Hair; Not Safe For You

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)

PICNIC
Problem In Chair, Not In Computer.
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Colonel Boris Do I *look* like an atom smasher?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

B^U

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JackAction, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)

jacktion, from down there.
did you get a call or a mailshot? and, when?
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)

Neither, one of our customers called and said they saw it in the paper this morning. I called [cruise company] and they said they sent letters out yesterday.
They emailed me a copy and the letter's dated the 14th February. So they knew last week and didn't bother telling us.
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JackAction, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

well, that's not very helpful. i apologise on behalf of our inept sales and marketing monkeys.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

JANET DID YOU CANCEL ALL THE BOATS AGAIN
GET IN MY OFFICE NOW
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

oh god sorry theoban.
it's just that i had to type a letter this morning and i got all in a tizzy and cancelled all the cruises instead. but i've bought cakes for everyone and sucked off the MD and it's ok now sorry.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

Hey man, I don't know if you're cool enough to watch it but Eastbound and Down is back on.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

Already? I'd seen the previews for the new series a few weeks back but I thought it was starting later in the year.
Cool.
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JackAction, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)

I don't know if I'm cool enough to tell you I like it but I like Eastbound and Down and I'm glad it's back on

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)

Will Ferrell does a good Ric Flair impression.

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JackAction, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

I don't know if I'm cool enough to high five you man so I'm not even going to proffer a raised palm.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

is this like everywhich way but loose?

(GluEid Saeed, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)

It's more Witches of Eastwick but about Baseball and bit ol titties

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)

shit why'd it take me half an hour to reply to you guys
what have I been doing
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)

I mean I can't even remember the last half hour

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)

I remember the last half hour vividly.
I spent it refreshing this page, longing for a Theoban reply.
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)

soz mike
I'm the worst kind of forum poster
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

duh
(╯�□�）╯︵ ┻━┻
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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

this thread has slowed down pretty quick,
Whose turn is it to start a new thread?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)

mmps & wp
TOGETHER
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)

I DIDN'T ASK YOU NOTAMODMONKEY

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)

SHIT UP A LAMP

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)

I think everybody is being polite and waiting for binky to post more opinions about your life

(GluEid Saeed, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)

I've got an awesome thread on the backburner, don't sweat it man.
I mean, it's no Catchphrase� but it's alright.
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)

Cool,
As long as someone has it covered.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)

Fooood?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

I like BRB
bumming richard bacon
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cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)

*sings* dick dick dick dick dicking!
fertilise an egg for me!*/sings*

HAHAHAHAHAH!
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:17, archived)

Re: Windy Pig's dog.
I'd like to state that I am in full support of Windy and Lady Pig's decision to co-own and care for a stupid-looking dog. And I don't give a toss if it "wears a coat".

Also, where the fuck is everyone?
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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

You would be, you want to fuck it after he's done with it
I'm at work but feeling hideously ill.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)

i might blow raspberries on it but cat fur is better quality.
also, peasants only used to be allowed to wear 4 furs: rabbit, cat, lamb and fox. So dog would be NO GOOD.
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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

What about goat?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)

+se

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

I'm really tired.
What do you rreeccoommeenndd Dr Hats?
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)

Rest

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

Hmmm.
I hadn't thought of that.
I best tell the boss I'm going home and I won't be in until I've rested.
Cheers Doc
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)

I'm not being racist,
but my fingers smell fishy.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)

The stupid slut behind me keeps talking.
With her voice.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

Get her to smell your fingers.

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

That's lovely dear.

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

What about wolf?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

+ air

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)

NO NO NO.

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agent binkybee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

What about bear?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

+grylls

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)

What about cow.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)

+jam

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)

What about rat?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)

+roland

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)

What about vole?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)

+au vents

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)

oh, BRAVO!

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)

What about Wizbit?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)

+izzy wizzy lets get busy

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)

What about a photo of you and your boyfriend dressed as clowns doing a sex?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)

+ i don't even

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)

What about sunrise?
What about rain?
What about all the things
That you said we were to gain?
What about killing fields?
Is there a time?
What about all the things
That you said was yours and mine?
Did you ever stop to notice
All the blood we've shed before?
Did you ever stop to notice
The crying Earth the weeping shores?
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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)

Massive ballbags are a genetic condition in our family.
My Uncle Ken had two penises. It was like being molested by a space hopper.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)

What about a massive fucking monkey?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)

+ puzzle tree

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)

You're a massive fucking monkey.

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)

I tease him because I secretly* fancy him
*quite clearly
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)

awwwww, you big softy.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)

I like you, Windy Pig.
But I don't want to meet you. 50% of b3tans I thought I liked turned out to be shit when I met them.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

Except me, right?
RIGHT?!
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

I said "50%".
Your comment makes no sense.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)

I think, due to my rotund physique, I am 50% of b3tans.
Two Hats is the other 50%
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

Blimey

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

He only likes one of us.
And we're all baldmonkey anyway.
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

Other people can leave the presence of baldmonkey.
And that is why I hate them.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)

I know it's not my birthday, but can I have presence please?

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)

Wow, that's brutally frank

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)

This was back in Theday. When I went to a few of the big bashes.
And I hadn't really got to know people yet.
Thinking on, I reckon the people I like these days would probably all be okay.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)

When Windy finally has the courage to come down here
We're going to go do something fun and NOT INVITE YOU.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)

There was talk of going to Brighton at some point
Is that still happening?
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNN

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)

Oh yeah.
Give it a fortnight and ask again. My head is abuzz with new house STUFF.
Or you organise it for March 31st. Let's go on March 31st.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)

Sounds good to me

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)

Cool. I can pick up you and anyone between us and there.
Sort out who, times, where and the like and let me know. YOU FUCKKING CRIPLE HEADD
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)

You lazy cunt
Alright, you heard the man. Let me know if you want to come to Brighton with me and Gaymonkey.
And if you live somewhere between Portsmouth and Brighton.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)

I live somewhere between Portsmouth and Brighton.

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)

fnarr
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)

Cool
I highly recommend talking about this closer to the time. BM will have no memory of this by tomorrow.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)

I live around
here
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)

I live around
here
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)

It's like Where's Wally but less fun.

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)

don't worry,
I put it on calendar for you.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)

Gay day out in Britain?

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)

what?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)

The worst kind of person is the kind that edits something and denys any error ever existed.
You're worse than Hitler.
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)

sorry Mono!
Thanks for pointing out my mistake.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)

Dick.

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)

Cor!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)

~~Portsmouth~~ Plymouth
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)

Why I oughta...

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)

I invoke my powers of Cliquery and hereby start a new clique with mmps, and Windy Pig as central tennants of our creed.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)

awwww,
I could kiss you, you big lump.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)

I wouldn't want to be in a clique that would have me as a member

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)

Hur hur
"member"
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)

You fucking gayer

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)

\o/

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)

What are you going to do with all it's shit?

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)

i think it's fine that he owns a ridiculous dog
but i also think it's fine to make fun of him for it

he's a stout fellow, he can take it
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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)

HHH vs Undertaker in Hell in a Cell at WM!!!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)

I assume you've fainted with excitement

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)

aww yiss
also, big show vs shaq is confirmed i think

it's going to be a hell of a card
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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)

So what's the betting between now and then they'll make it a retirement match?
Undertaker wins and leaves on a 20 for 20, and HHH can retire from the ring and be the boss.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)

i genuinely have no idea if they'll end the streak or not
which is great!
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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

I'd be surprised if they didn't
I think he needs to call it a day. What more is there for him to do? He's pretty much done it all at WWE.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)

I agree, I don't want him to be the next Ric Flair. It'll be depressing.

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JackAction, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)

This is good news.
Is 'taker retiring yet or not?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)

Last year he said this was going to be his final year
But who knows. Terry Funk has been retiring for 20 years.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)

I want Stone Cold back.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)

I GOT MY MAGIC LEGS

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

he's presenting a hall of fame award this year

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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

~~Stone Cold~~ Giant Haystacks
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)

Undertaker?
Shouldn't he be an old man by now?
Who is HHH? Not Hulk Hogan, surely?
That would be all colostomy bags and zimmer frames.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

nah, although hulk hogan is still active in the other, lamer, TNA federation

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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

Yeah, Undertaker isn't a young man, hence why he's supposed to be retiring
Triple H is Hunter Hearst Helmsely. Or at least he was.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

How is Brett "The Hitman" Hart getting along?
He had them well cool shades.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

Retired a long time ago
I got a Hitman DVD for my birthday. I shouldn't have it, but I'm a grown up. With a wrestling DVD.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)

I like his book, even if it does include a story of him punching a guy in the face for being gay.

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JackAction, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)

Ha, nice

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)

also,
Who you callin stout chubbo?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

who you callin' chubbo, blimpy?

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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)

i'm here, i'm always here
(for you)
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)

working working boring boring

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)

remove the 'r's from ^this post for comedy value

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)

Haha
You're right you know
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

action action action warning warning warning

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

I was working this morning
And being quite angry at a colleague
But that's it. I'm here now. Hello! How are you all.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)

did they make your tea wrong?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

They sent an email to the rest of the team saying they weren't going to help anyone else anymore
I didn't realise we had the sort of job where we could just decide what work to do, that's excellent. The arrogant cunt.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

It just means I have to do lots more work because now there's nobody helping out on my weekends
So when I get in on a Wednesday no-one will have done anything Mon-Tue. Good times.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)

Sorry this is really dull

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)

my colleague malc is really angry with me at the moment cos i keep pointing out that using body butter makes him a poof

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)

I can't really see any flaw in your logic there
Sounds like poofy behaviour if I ever heard of it
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

and he 'works out' every night with his shirt of with a guy who looks tranny
their bumders for sure
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)

Do they rub the body butter on each other?
This might be vital evidence of gayery
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)

i hope so

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)

Oh god.
He's not one of these people who says they were at the gym with some enlightening sense of pride is he?

Those people need to read a fucking book or something.
(Gormo is the reason why paradise lost, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)

you need to meet frisbee.
He's ace.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)

he is, i think he fails to understand that his brain is a muscle too
as i am forever winding him up, and his relationship with his girlfriend and whole life is fail
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)

What about their bumders?

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)

yes, there bumders

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)

I was just in a team meeting.
And, hey, I feel like giving all my sweet sweet chums a huggles.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)

It's a good day.
A good day.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

Jesus Christ

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)

Woah.
You're awfully chipper.
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

Shit's coming together, bro'.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)

GOOD!
=^_^=
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)

*enthusiastic handshake*
HELLO!
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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)

*handshake*
I'm off to Tesco, take over for an hour for me, would you?
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)

can't. lunchbreak.
theoban is in charge
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manolith - modomite, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)

AT LAST

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)

THE MODS ARE ASLEEP
POST SPATULAS
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Kitchen-spatula.jpg
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)

4.bp.blogspot.com/-LV_HKw8ttJQ/TxCzIAmtwsI/AAAAAAAAFtw/m_XIZziJogU/s1600/marvel+comics+spatulas+hulk+captain+america+2011+jack+kirby+.jpg
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)

nice, interracial coming up
www.huset-shop.com/images/Spatulas1.jpg
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)

Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)

www.titanicawards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tarantula.jpg
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)

you fucking pervert

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)

Uncle Leo!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)

oh man, i love dogs.
Me and you should get a dog if we ever get married.
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)

FAVORITE DOG TIME!
I like Jack Russell Terriers.
I also like Rottweilers and Doberman Pinscers
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)

The best dogs are no dogs
I really, REALLY fucking hate dogs. No offence.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)

Why would I take offence to that?
I'm not a dog, even if I was I still wouldn't give a shit what you thought.
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)

You used to be cool man

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)

Yeah, but it's got a bit hot in here.
I'm going outside now though, but only for a minute.
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)

lurchers,
Anything that will bite twohats.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)

I think we should borrow as many dogs as we can and take them to Brighton on 31st March.

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)

Then you'll be alone with Baldmonkey and a shit load of dogs

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)

why are you going to brighton?
What was the impetus?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)

Is he going to adopt instead?

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)

Well the guitar shop there was mentioned in conversation
BM said 'lets go in March', Mono said 'I'll come' and that was that.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)

and busking yes?

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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)

Hmm...that's a thought
Dunno, maybe
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)

I can bring my guitar or uke or both.
I'm shit at both but it's fun to annoy people.
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)

oxford guitar gallery is pretty good.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)

According to the intertubes it's closed down
Has it moved?
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

woah,
That's news to me, haven't been for a while cos of moving house and being skint, I had no idea. Used to go weekly. That's a fucking shame.
We've also got Professional Music Technology (PMT LOL) but it was never as good. Shit.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

It's happening everywhere
Just like all the high street shops, guitar stores can't compete with the internet.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

Why?
Is Brighton being evacuated that day?
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MONO!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

Yes, that's what I've heard

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)

I'll bite it back

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)

It all depends on the situation, but I really like.
SPanials, King Charles, Labradoodles, Pugs, Labradors, Retrevers, [Batehoven], Newfoundland, German Shepherds.

I like most dogs as long as they're affectionate and soppy.
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

sorry, i went to the doctors.
i'm dogracist as i used to own a rotty and he was the Best Dog Ever.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)

how are your bones?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

still broken.
got surgery scheduled for 8th march but my stupid haematologist is being stupid. i need 10 days of treatment and there are only 15 left and AAARGH.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)

I can send you some of my blood if you like?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)

Are they going to take all your bones out and give you better ones?

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

Hey janet, make sure to thank your shitcunt company for not telling anyone that one of you ships isn't sailing out at the end of July now, it's made my day.

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JackAction, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)

whoa there - did they not tell everyone last week?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)

dogs wearing coats
Witchcraft! burn them all!
(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)

oh and i'm in need of cake
Or a good woman, preferably one that bakes
(Just Harry Is using his sig irresponsibly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)

I think he called it Harley to make it seem hard.
Lady Pig made him get rid of the bike and the dog is supposed to be a substitute.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)

I'm getting another bike,
Also, how do you feel abot the news of the new clique of you, baldmonkey and i
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

What bike you getting?
Do I have a choice in this clique?
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

not sure yet,
No.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

get a norton commando.
Oh right, yay I suppose.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

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