piss poor movie quotes'it stinks here, you've had plenty'
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mongychops, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:39,
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"Johnsons as far as the eye can see."(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 10 May 2012, 22:43,
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That hubare wants to have a bash with me.What should I do, JMG?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:47,
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proffer your many female friends to him, and run away(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:51,
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Much as I like kicking teeth, that could easily be misconstrued as racist by the so called media.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:55,
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I own four Oscars.I write the rules.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 10 May 2012, 22:55,
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i love bashes i'd go if i were you(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:03,
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Yeah, but if I go I'll have to drink and complain about the Brits.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:04,
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you dont have to watch it you know(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:05,
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what's wrong with complsining sbout the french like everyone else(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:32,
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can i have the same as her cheers only joking i'll have a coffee(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:00,
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they usually turn up at night(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:02,
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my name's James Bond. James. Bond. James Bond.(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:03,
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i could have entered a contest(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:03,
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we should probably get more boats(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:06,
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none of these are funny are they never mind(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:07,
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nopebut what else are we going to do?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:07,
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All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... thai to die(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:36,
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come with me if you'd prefer not to die(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:07,
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i need your boots, your bike and your underpants(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:07,
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Luke, I am your social worker(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:11,
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frankly my dear I couldn't give a ham(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:14,
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you know how to whistle don't you? just buy a fucking whistle.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:15,
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Get away from her you frightful alien(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:17,
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get your hands off me you ape(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:34,
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I don't know I didn't go into Wimpy(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:29,
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you don't put babies in corners(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:30,
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I don't think we're in Skegness anymore Toto.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:48,
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the name's Bond, James Elizabeth Bond.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:49,
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You silly billies! You blew it up! Ah, dash you! Gosh darn you all to Hull! (
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:57,
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if you build it theyll ejaculate(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:02,
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No, that's puerile and pointless.What are you looking forward to?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:00,
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that should be your sig(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:07,
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.....*dry ice rolls across the stage, in the audience three women faint*
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vladimir, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:24,
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rocket shoes and the zombie invasion.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:05,
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i am sexy and refined(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:12,
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sugar farms stink really bad, sort of like god had a hand in the sweetness and the awfulness of life(
mongychops, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:31,
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so true. you haven't lived until you've driven past the bury st edmunds sugar beet factory and smelt the pungent aroma of burnt sugarbeet(
vladimir, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:33,
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Nothing like a drive on the A14 from Cambridge to Ipswich to make you want to punch a dog in the throat(
magnum, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:42,
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Next weekgot a week off work. Sadly I've done a weeks worth of overtime in order to have a week off.
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magnum, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:50,
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the sweet release of death(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:52,
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you sound like you have internet depression, fuck off(
mongychops, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:03,
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thanks for your support at this trying time(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:08,
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What Amanda Holden is thinking about?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:20,
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not one reply, what a cunt.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:36,
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Lionel Richteatwitpic.com/9jie9m/full
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:49,
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is it tea you're looking for?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:01,
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What are you doing RIGHT NOW!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:37,
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You didn't come see me. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:39,
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I'm heading back to the countryside now, Sadtimes mongy, sadtimes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:44,
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i lothe this new job it is even spoiling me meeting my forum chums, fuck it, I'm jacking it in(
mongychops, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:52,
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:42,
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believe me when i sayi fucked a mermaid
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:54,
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Typing a reply.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:40,
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Typing a reply. (
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:45,
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whats sith the new name Q, I heard Rory was sharing photos of other b3tans, but I never saw them.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:45,
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rory wouldn't do that he's not a total prickscaryduck banned him for saying that scaryduck of blogspot.scaryduck.com is an alcoholic paedophile who got caught by his wife
i don't know the backstory tho soz
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banned or stepped?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:58,
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packaging up hoodies for collection tomorrowdrinking tea
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:46,
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I've had a tea free day today, Don't like it. How goes the goodies?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:49,
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that must be rectified!pretty well thanks, trying to shift some stock at the moment. Onesies!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:06,
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following this cardiff city guff about changing kit colour cos of malaysiansits all kicking off yo
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:49,
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latest is that it isnt gonna happenwhich is thrilling
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:49,
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nah stickin wit bluebirds,startin to think there was never any investment really and its all some malaysian game
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:58,
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Gonna dump my mug in the sink now to upset people.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:51,
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I hope you were using someone else's mug too (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:11,
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Having a hands-free wankIt's a fine art that takes years to perfect
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:51,
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you pervert.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:57,
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Sat back down.Typing another reply.
Watching the clock.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:54,
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sweating off the primer I just covered my car in(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:19,
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how long till you can drive the fucking thing?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 18:35,
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probably two months, if I'm luckyYou try and do a bare metal restoration in less than a year.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:46,
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one day i'll try, Rather enjoying tinkering about with the morris
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 19:05,
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fuck that, don't want to blow too much into the jambs, you're asking for chips down the line(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:48,
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There is one of those (or very similar)that has just started parking near my house. It is in a terrible state.
looking good though, what do you use for masking up? so far i've just been using newspaper and it seems fine for touch up jobs, but would be ok for doing a huge piece like the roof? I might start collecting page 3's and just use those for everything, spray painting and boobs.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 19:45,
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You can buy sheets of masking paper, it's a bit thinner than Post Office brown paperand it's a lot better than using shitloads of newspaper, because the sheets are more than a meter each side. 1 pound 50 for ten sheets.
It's the masking tape that's important; use proper automotive stuff, because general builder's masking tape isn't sticky enough.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:47,
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I doubt i'll get much more than touch up done till i get hold of some other transport, when using the car most days, i can't afford to have it off the road long enough to do a full re-spray.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 19:56,
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Looking good Grrr.What colour are you going for? Royalblau metallic?
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:54,
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nah, keeping it as it left the factoryMetallic Black, diamantschwarz. It's the car's birthday on the 24th, and I want it ready for its new engine by then.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:55,
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not like this then?stupidlookingcars.freecarblogs.com/files/2009/03/advanced_car_styling.jpg
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 20:00,
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Sweet!The downside being that I'm now looking on eBay at E30 Tourings :)
EDIT - you could always fuck yours into a cocked hat and get this!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:02,
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I was looking for an iX three years agobut now I know more about them, I wouldn't touch one with yours, unless there's proof of full front and rear diff rebuilds plus new front prop shafts. If either diff is knackered, the car's undriveable and you won't find spare parts ANYWHERE.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:40,
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waiting for the film to come onlistening to awkward conversation from the seats behind. thrill a minute
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:22,
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wondering why these peas in a pod don't look the same.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:23,
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an *giggles* imPEAster *giggles*(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:42,
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can you get me:peas
imposter peas
imPEAsible peas
peas in our time
give peas a chance (that's my favourite HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
please. (PlEASe)
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vladimir, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:44,
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thai gentlemen peas(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:56,
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I've got to be honest with you here windy, I'm thinking about what to have for dinner(
vladimir, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:30,
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I'm just about to take the dog out for a bit, let me know when I get back what you have decided. thanks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 18:35,
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wait if you're going out could you get me a couple of things hope that's OK shall I gaz you a listcheers
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vladimir, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:38,
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I bet I'm the first person ever to post those sentences on the internet(, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:28, archived)
you deserve some sort of reward for services to the internet(
spesh., Thu 10 May 2012, 19:37,
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not when you find out that the truth is I'm really playing bass to ELO songs(, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
Drinking tea, eating malted milk biscuits and watching Premier League Years on Sky Anytime+Hell yes!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:49,
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WINNING!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 19:56,
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JMG THREAD.[JMG based remarks.]
I'm off to Liverpool on Sunday.
What's to be expected?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 10 May 2012, 14:15,
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The North is cold and dark.Take a hi-vis to fit in.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 14:17,
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This is only fair, as JMG is involved.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 10 May 2012, 14:19,
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the local council are already planning a parade to commemorate this eventHOORAH!
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racism and mawkish sentimentality(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:20,
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I like mawkish racism the best.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:20,
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i hear everyone in liverpool has a brilliant sense of humour(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:22,
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Oh, they're famous for it! (
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:25,
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i like how happy their football team waswhen they managed to scrape past cardiff in the cup final in the penalty shoot outs, what an achievement, they played so well
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:27,
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i spent three years working as a prison guard,i know when i'm being lied to
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:49,
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Good pubs with good beer.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:20,
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Southern Fairy...and so forth.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 10 May 2012, 14:25,
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dude scotland is like another country or some shit, a visa and jabs and that(
mongychops, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:28,
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I wouldn't bring your visa with you, no chip and pin yet :'(as for the jabs, they're easy to come by on a saturday night.
randomviolencelolz
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:30,
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you've got that monster thing too, I'm not risking that going all godzilla on me(
mongychops, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:33,
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we have to give it offerings of shortbread and irn-bru to keep it docile.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:36,
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yeah and the odd sarf lahndahnr an all no doubt, you aint fooling me(
mongychops, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:45,
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nessie is a gentle beastie, did you not get the popular cartoon 'the family ness' down south?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:46,
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we did, but i assumed it was to lure fresh food to visit(
mongychops, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:55,
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oh shit! you might be right :'(I blame the SNP.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:56,
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popular cartoon? i thought it was a documentarylike Rab C Nesbitt
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:01,
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i'm surprised you've got time to be here!congrats, btw :)
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:04,
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Dude, you're being proper thick now. Godzilla is Japan, scotland has loch ness monster.
What the fuck is wrong with you? How do you not know that? Come back when youve got an education or something.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:37,
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I've got a friendly monster. It lives in my trousers.If you're a good boy you can come round my house and I'll show you.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:23,
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cisse talking the piss out of everton.mind you, hanssen will still say it's a fluke.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:24,
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alright Jumger, I heard it's SSG's birthday today and I'd like to know why it isn't a national holiday(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
Really?1Well I'm downing tools, that's for damn sure.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 10 May 2012, 14:34,
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I heard you can go to a hairdresserss and ask for a SSG like they used to ask for a Dianahasn't he already got enough
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:35,
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wait, no its not, my birthday isnt for a few weeks(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:07,
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you can't acknowledge hitlerignorehitler.tumblr.com/
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:49,
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stash of what?are you suggesting JMG does massive drugz?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:53,
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'JMG' sounds like he could be a dangerous new KILLER LEGAL HIGH all by himself.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:28,
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Today I heard about some new shit which is apparently called 'He-Man'.Chris Morris might as well just retire.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:28,
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new adam is being shit at internets, can't you do something?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:55,
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oh ffs, that's ages away.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:00,
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what are we supposed to do about it?the MD of Shitontheinternet Inc only works 4 weeks of the year, and even then he just makes the tea and has a breakdown
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it's a fucking disgrace.he missed the last one due to epic flouncing. I dunno Q, I might write to Dave Camerons or something.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:08,
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david cameroons has his own Beingshitat the internet (UK) Inc to run(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
poopantshe's such a frisbee adam, he makes you look like MONO!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:06,
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This is like shit comparing shit with shit and you get different gradients of shit.Needs more JMG but he's too far up his own arse to intervene. Fat Geordie Ballbag
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:07,
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fucking hell, you've got a print off and keep law degree, can't you do something?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:09,
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depends, is it no win no fee?I like those odds.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:13,
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christ, fine.your packet of transformasnacks is in the post.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:17,
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And a caramacPost has gone up, gotta make ends meet.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:26,
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fuck that, I'm going to apply for legal aid(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:27,
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*puts on Legal Aid hat*Hi, [MMPS], welcome to LOLegal Aid. Your waiting time is [8] weeks. Would you like to ask a question?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:36,
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Hi there PooPantsIn case you haven't noticed, I'm the top dog at shit posts and I've been doing this for so long the place is rightfully mine.
So I'll give you one piece of advice: don't think you're better than everyone, don't flounce and take fucking EVERYTHING with a biiiiiig pinch of salt and I can get back to being Top Shit, awright?
Oh and don't be dull or go outside and do outdoorsy stuff.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:12,
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oh man, it's making you look like a mug adam.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:19,
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Neh, give it a few months. The yapping may go away, who knows.(
Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:32,
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i like thisits like watching a blind downs help another downs across the street
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
it's interesting that this could be someone new that might not hate adamand he's still a prick to them.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:56,
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no that's the perforated eel.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:03,
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Rosemary the telephone operator?No.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:39,
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I went there once.It was shit. We got back in the car and went to Newcastle instead. True story.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:31,
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Then the next day we went to Manchester and the day after that we went to Blackpool and we stayed there two nights.I liked Blackpool the most. It was cheesily lols.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:33,
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Your needle appears to be stuckb3ta.com/search/answers?q=QOL
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PooPants, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:41,
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oh man, you need to do a 360 from the keyboard and walk away.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:48,
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go shove O< up your cockend and shit out a QOL(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:53,
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I could walk away doing a 360but it wouldn't get me very far.
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PooPants, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:54,
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well played newbie, great grasp of memes.you're quite shit at the internet, sadtimes :(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:55,
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no that's the perforated eel.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:58,
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oh man, this doesn't help at all.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:57,
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*ponders the immense ladder you must've climbed to attian such status*That's a lot of work.
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PooPants, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:58,
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oh man, you're well mean :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:00,
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Hey, sorry if I offended. That was not my intention.Isn't this what you do here? I'm new 'n'all.
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PooPants, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:02,
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no, fuck you.imma gonna go cut MEAN PRICK into my arms with a blunt knife.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:03,
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MONO!, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:27,
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good afternoon, your bumholeedit: what do you think of the Brewdog thing?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:28,
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Day early, fuck head.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:32,
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you mean scaryduck?i recently heard that he was an alcoholic child abuser who got caught by his wife
i don't know if it's true but it's what i heard
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I heard he was a paedo rapist who hangs around behind the bike sheds in hull.(
MONO!, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:45,
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Envolven volve n vol venv ol v(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:33,
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if at first you don't succeed thai thai again(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:40,
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that's from an old legend about robert thai bruce(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:41,
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I saw a film called Hot Rod at teh weekend, it was quite good and quite funny in places4 Qs out of 5
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yes, that's not a highlight thothe film is about a guy raising money so he can beat up his cancer-riddled step father
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yeah, it's got the lonely island guys in it(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:15,
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i didn't know that but it was quite good, i liked it is really what i'm trying to say(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
Would you be upset if baldmonkey gets banned for all his shit south east asia threads? Personally I think it would no great Laos(
spesh., Thu 10 May 2012, 12:58,
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you ought to be thaid to a post and run over with tractor thaires until you lose your thai and EVERYone can see your neck(, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
I'm going to phnom penh a strongly worded letter(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:00,
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I hope manolith bans this cock(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:00,
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baldmonkey has no seoul(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:01,
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I had a suit tailored for me in Bangkokbut they made the trousers green and the jacket orange. It was fucking horrible, so I smashed up the store and put the tailor's face through the window. It was a proper clash of the Thai tones, I can tell you.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:03,
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I was trying to blow stuff up the other day without success.This south east asian came along and said he could use a sort of kickboxing to create a really good explosion.
I said that his foot would never explode.
He said "no, but THAI KNEE MIGHT" (dynamite)
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:46,
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Mine's better than that(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:46,
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You should delete it down there and replace the reply I'm replying to with it.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:47,
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What's the difference between pointing out a man is from southeast asia in pigeon english and drinking a delicious leaf infusion at four in the afternoon with sandwiches and cake?One is "He Thai" the other is "High Tea".
HAHAHAHAAHAHA!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:50,
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Stop being pedan thai c(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:52,
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Sorry, I was just trying to help you out, you seem a bit tongue thai'd(
spesh., Thu 10 May 2012, 12:54,
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I just replied down there and now you moved it you thread deleting reposting shit(
spesh., Thu 10 May 2012, 12:47,
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anyway I said his foot probably would explode if he thai'd hard enough(
spesh., Thu 10 May 2012, 12:47,
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Don't blame me.Blame Questhai Of Thai Week
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:48,
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you shouldn't be allowed to delete like that, you don't have the authorithai(
spesh., Thu 10 May 2012, 12:49,
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I delelthaid it.get over it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:51,
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You're thaiing too hard(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:52,
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I wish I was a sthai at home dad(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:53,
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You should thaidy upYour house is a pig sthai
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:54,
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I'm thaired of this now.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:48,
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You should go get four thai winks.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:48,
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Can't we just do a molusc film pun thread or something?Snailure to Launch?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:51,
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Just a thoughtfuck
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:53,
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Who fucking cares?Really Quinten. Who fucking cares?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:54,
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In any case, gastropods belong to the mollusc familySo I think I can be pardoned on this one
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:58,
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thats ok i was doing one of my deliberately wrong things to see who would get upset again(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
Too Thai ThaiHush Hush Thai to Thai
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:51,
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I played golf in south east asia and finished in exactly the expected number of strokes, in spite of not being allowed to play there because I'm blackMust be a Par Thai'd
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:56,
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I'm as shocked as you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:59,
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What-ho, Talkers!Care to vote for the next Question of the Week? IT IS HERE
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:43,
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british national par-thai?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:46,
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You twatI just did a really good Thai pun and you fucked it with your stupid nonsense.
I'm going back to bed, fuck it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:45,
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O< ---- stay and chat(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:45,
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quesTHAI of the week you mean(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:45,
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Every girl from Southeast Asia I have ever known got cross when I touched her leg in a particular place and accused me of being a rapper.Must be Thai Knee Temper.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:57,
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Soz.Is that better? Has anyone done that yet?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:00,
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ok, then start a new one about birdsoh you edited, very good but similar to my thai-o cruz one i feel like your trying to steal my identity
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Fuck no.We've had far too many bird pun threads lately.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:12,
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fuck! is there no depths baldmonkey won't plumb?except janet LOLOLOL
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:01,
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oh fuck, I clicked I like this by mistake :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:04,
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You cheeky thai-ke (tyke)(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:16,
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I should be thaid to a stake for this (
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:17,
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It's thaime (time) you stopped this nonsense.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:20,
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The other day a load of people from Southeast Asia stood on one of the many microphones I borrowed from sportsmen.When the boxer who owns it came to get it back, he wasn't sure which one was his. I told him it was the Mic Thais On.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:25,
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I recently visited my Alma Mater and discovered it had been renamed The Bangkok Comprehensive SchoolMust be the Old School Thai
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:05,
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Apparently, if a woman from Southeast Asia drinks enough cheap cider throughout pregnancy, the baby will come out mentally retarded and albino.Must be Thai Mong White. (Diamond White).
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:17,
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If you give a woman from Southeast Asia a traditional English savoury snack, she will let you have sex with her.Must be a pork thai (pork pie).
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:19,
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Pork ThaiNice.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:22,
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Speaking of Bangkok, I posted one of my USB flash drives to an old school friend who recently moved out there.Since he sent it back though it refuses to work properly, I took it to PC World and they reckoned it looks like it's been used too much recently. It must have been the Thai NAND wear.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:20,
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I got a hissing southeast asian in my eye the other day.It was a ssssss-thai.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:27,
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I saw this bloke in a suit of armour the other evening.He was going through a South-East Asian telephone directory, picking out people who's surname started with the twelfth letter of the alphabet and then going to their homes, knocking them down and standing on them.
Must've been a knight on the Thai "L"s.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:33,
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Sometimes I like going around needlessly killing south east asians but I don't need a suit of armour as for protection I have a specialThai-Die t-shirt
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spesh., Thu 10 May 2012, 12:37,
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people from south-east asia have taken the people's princess to their hearts and like to honour her with clothing.they wear thai-di t-shirts.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:40,
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I saw a Jamaican selling all sorts of stuff including south east asians the other day.Must've been a TING AND THAI SALE.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:40,
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I got caught in a terrible weather front while visiting south-east asia.it was a thaiphoon.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:43,
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I got some quotes for re-doing the walls in the bathroom, German Hans and Polish Jerzy were both too expensive so in the end I went forThai Ling
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spesh., Thu 10 May 2012, 12:43,
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The only explanation for this not being on the popular page is that the popular page is obviously broken.I'd ask a mod to fix it, but we've lost competent Cr3. Manolimp wouldn't have a clue what to do. Because he's the shittest mod in the world.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:29,
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I heard he once accidentally banned himself.what a chump.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:31,
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I heard he was made accidently when gonzo dropped a carrier bag in a barbers.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:34,
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I was recently testing the round trip time of an email sent from here to the Bangkok Municipal Swimming baths admin departmentMust have been a Thai Ping Pool
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:44,
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The popular page is very lacking at the moment.Please make some high quality posts to fill it up again.
ALT: Oh I don't know... gay marriage. That's a thing. How do you feel about that?
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:25,
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more like YOUR MUM is very lacking at the momentplease make some high quality SEX WITH YOUR MUM to fill it up again!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:27,
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i thought that when talks pop page got low you could get on there with one clickbut i clicked a few posts yesterday and none of them appeared on the popular page so i think maybe modolith needs to fix that
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here's hoping she can get married some day(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:45,
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SO DOES YOUR MUM/ac
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:42,
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PlusIf you squint a bit, 'C' and 'L' look like a 'D' when close together, making the joke EVEN funnier.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:43,
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maybe if you've got spazzy eyesLIKE YOUR MUM
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:44,
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I'm really for it because a couple I know want to get married one day and I want to wear a big hat and cryand goddammit that is my right
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:28,
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You can wear big hats and cry any day of the week(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:29,
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on my own?that's just WEIRD
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:32,
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You're a girlGirls make up their own rules when it comes to logic
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:33,
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this is true(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:35,
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My Sister is getting married in October.I'll have to go get a fucking suit and a date and a hotel room and shit. Bleurgh.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:36,
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i got a suit recentlyneeded a cheap one in a hurry. primark, £28
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:48,
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I doubt mine will be any more extravagant.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:49,
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get some black and white paint from b&q(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:05,
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I bought a suit for £275 the other day because I am not Primark scum(
spesh., Thu 10 May 2012, 11:15,
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good for youi hope it makes you feel superior
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:17,
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That's no lady, it's a man, man(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:50,
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dangiti wanted an excuse to post a picture of t-rex saying 'lesbians!'
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:54,
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post it anyway(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:18,
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I was best man just over a month a goI only took the gig on the condition I could wear a top hat.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:51,
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:29,
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Get up, you lazy 'I'!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:40,
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WaitLazy I. Like Lazy Eye!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:40,
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I's doing the splitz duuude(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:59,
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If you'd ever held a horseshoeYou'd know
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:46,
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i lifted a horse above my headbut stopped short of throwing it in the marina
ascii that, edd
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:46,
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:52,
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I once knew a guy who flew in from east asia the other dayboy were his arms thaired
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:07,
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i knew this southeast asian guy with a stutterhe kept getting tongue-thai'd
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when's the best time to look for drowned south-east asian drug users?highthaid
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:17,
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my friend has a newt that he calls 'thainy'i asked him why it was called that and he said 'because he's MY NEWT! also, i got him from thailand'
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:14,
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i know this rap star who likes to light things up like they're dyno-mite while he's eating green curryhe's called thai-o cruz
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I like to shop for my office clothes in bangkokyup, you can't keep me out of thairack
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:20,
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there's this disabled guy protesting outside about some pregnancy drugs his mum was givenhe's a thalidothai'd
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
when's the best time of year to give your indonesian friends presents?yulethai'd
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I know a guy from the north-east whose parent were from south-east asiahe's from thai'n weir
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:26,
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this asian guy i used to live with never did the dishes after himselfhe was really unthaidy
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i don't care how good your grammar is, she's not going to be able to make a finer looking ascii horse(, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
*makes the 'good quinten' sign*(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:17,
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i feel like this has gone wrongit's not like a hand signal, it has to be a cardboard sign that says 'quentin is good'
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:18,
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YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:21,
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cause I don't look like a shit wookie(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:41,
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my dad is short and skinny and baldhe's still my dad, and your grandad
show some respect!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:43,
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mum said it was just the onceHOW CAN YOU BE MY DAD?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:44,
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I want a fucking xbox and a ps3 and a new vw beetleAND I WANT THEM NOW
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:48,
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sorry, your report card came in the post recently and you'll have to improve your grades dramatically before i even THINK of getting you any of those things(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:53,
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fuck that shit, I've had nothing from you for 32 years.imma gonna call jeremy kyle
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:56,
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You'll wear your new Hi-Tec running shoes and you'll be grateful.When I was at school we had one pair of plimsolls between the class, and whoever wasn't picked to be the lucky one that day had to play football in their bare feet.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:55,
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oh man, bullied by the mods again :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:59,
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it's because your parents couldn't afford to get you the right trainers(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:09,
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THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH CLARKS!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:16,
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They made me good at video games
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:24,
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can we have a joke thread? i'd start it off but i don't know any(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:36, archived)
You're a popular page or something.Also: North Carolina, what the shuddering fuck is going on there eh??
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:09,
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I don't mind two fags goin on about bein man and wife but it's just weird when they start adopting kids(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:11,
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and pretending it's normal(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:13,
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i think its ok as long as they've clearly displayed which one of them is the receiver(, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
Whichever one has the John Wayne walk(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:18,
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john wayne was a tough guy, i want at least one of them to be significantly more effiminate than the other(, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:23, archived)
I imagine effeminate guys having a sinuous, mincing walk.And yet the receiving one should really have a stiff-legged, awkward gait. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:27,
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you need to do more research, stick things in your bum and see how it affects your gait(, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:29, archived)
Ah, but that wouldn't prove anything.I'd then have the walk of a straight man who's been shoving things up his bum.
I'd need to be totally homosexual to get the whole 'rolling hips' thing right.
Because gays are born with child-bearing pelvises.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:35,
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I ain't no Drimblette, hun(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:43,
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If you need me to come right out and say things, instead of alluding to them and dropping all sorts of hints, then perhaps this whole relationship isn't going quite the way I'd hoped.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:57,
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Yeah. Go on then.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:23,
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Fuck you, MONO.Woman here reckons she knows the royal family because she met Princess Di twice and Charles once.
She said "They do an awful lot for this country."
I couldn't be bothered to engage with her, but I'd like to know exactly what you believe the royal family do for this country.
I'd round them all up and shoot them tomorrow if I could.
alt: words that mean bum
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:08,
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And everyone else I know.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:09,
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My parents have even started doing it.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:09,
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No.It was my kids.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:11,
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Yes.Yes I do.
Can't afford to though.
My mum's getting me that mixer for my birthday though, so, you know, life ain't all bad.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:10,
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I wish you were.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:20,
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Thor pothterior park more like.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:11,
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HAR HAR HAR!This is a very amusing joke baldmonkey. Congratulations on once again being the best person here.
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That's what your mum said.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:09,
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THIS THREAD ISN'T PARTICULARLY FUNNY OR INTERESTING oops capsyou should probably delete it, just saying, MONO's was better
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i think you'll find that humour is subjective(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:29,
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SO'S YOUR FAT STUPID FACE(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 9:04,
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That old ones face is on the money, So I can only assume she makes all the money. God bless her.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 8:11,
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Morning Pig.Hope this finds you well?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:12,
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I'm tops thanks BM.Off to London for a meeting. 3 hours work and it counts as a full day.
How r you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 8:27,
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They're kept off the official unemployment statistics so we're higher up some league table than we should be(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:14,
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Shooting them in the face would also keep them off the unemployment statistics.You argument is invalid. Soz.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:15,
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It's all I could think of man(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:33,
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Wow.It's all go here.
Fucking cracking.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:26,
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You've ruined talk for everyone you fat ballbag.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:26,
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It was shit already though.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:26,
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Yeah, but at least you had people to talk to.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:26,
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"People". Barely.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:27,
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Better than this, though, wasn't it?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:27,
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Not really. It was a load of pricks all pretending to like each other rather than face up to the fact that they have no friends.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:28,
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HELLO ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS ARE FROM THE INTERNET HELLO(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:31,
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I hope you get caught in a thresher.The machine not the defunct off licences. LOL!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:37,
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good pointsome of these pricks invite each other to their weddings, for fucks sake.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:30,
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i hope they all die of obesity related diabetes and bullshit-bulemia.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:30,
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I want to kick a cow right in the fucking udders todayfancy an udder-kicking weekend in the Lake District?
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Yeah.It'll have to be the weekend after this, though.
I've got friends from the real world coming to stay this weekend.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:33,
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I reckon you'd've killed yourself or someone else if it wasn't for b3ta acting as a support group for you.(
MONO!, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:27,
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unless you can say it in a nasal voice and include the phrases "in my humble opinion", "i think you'll find" or "just a thought"a post ain't worth making.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:32,
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As trolls go, he REALLY used to get under my skin.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:36,
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I too am of the opinion that the royal family don't serve much use beyond tourismbut someone made a good point.
When they hand out CBEs, OBEs & knighthoods, and not just to celebs, but to charity workers and that, the recognition makes them feel 10 feet taller. So in that way, that's a good thing.
So that's two things they do. Tourism and titles.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:31,
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Charity encourages weakness.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:36,
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and then the dark side?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:39,
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No.And then all the scum are off getting cancer just to get handouts off the Macmillan trust.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:41,
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you're very daily mail :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:47,
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Woah.Fucking hell.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:48,
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kill all gyposkill anyone on benefits
fuck charity
dirty cancer scroungers
rampage through plymouth with a machine gun
I'm sorry bm, you are Richard Littlejohn.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:51,
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I don't fear immigration.And I never said to kill anyone on benefits. Just sterilise them and take their children away.
And I was joking about charity encouraging weakness and people getting cancer on purpose.
But, yeah, kill the gypos.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:54,
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halfway there bm, sadtimes.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:56,
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I'd rather them than some sort of dickhead politician.we shouldn't give them money though, fuck that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:32,
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but we still have the dick head politicianwe pay for both
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:38,
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no queen means you'd have a president.fuck that.
and a constitution, fuck that right in the fuck.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:40,
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What's the fucking difference?Chicken and mushroom slice for lunch today.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:42,
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the queen has no real political powersa president would.
no, it should be a stake slice. I'm sorry bm, that's just the way it is.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:44,
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If she has no powers now, getting rid of her would make no difference.Is that for feeding to vampires you want to kill? HAHAHAHA! I prefer chicken tikka ones.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:46,
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LOLZ I DUNS A TPYO!!!!I don't dig chicken slices at all, prefer beef ones.
I don't think it's going to work out between us :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:48,
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If they were made with nice beef I'd be right there with you.But they rarely are. If I wanted a mouthful of gristle, I'd go down on Janet.
Chicken is a safer bet.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:50,
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oh man, you get the wrong type of steak slices bm.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:51,
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I bet you go to greggs :'(good butcher or baker is your best bet.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:59,
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You should probably try not to worry about it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:56,
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is bm this reactionary and right wing in real life?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:57,
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No idea, I've never met the man(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:59,
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probably for the best.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:01,
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Arise, Sir Osmund(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:59,
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bahookie, there's a nice regional term for bum.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:04,
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it ain't regional, but i fo love the word posterior.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 9:08,
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regional accents make words different.arse is a good example. in a west country accent it is quite amusing.
glasgownian and it sounds menacing.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:12,
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What's wrong with Bottom, eh?Why does it always have to be rude. Honestly Baldmonkey, you're cunting this place to fuck. TO FUCK.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:07,
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chill out TH, Thursday innit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 9:10,
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So we're allowed to be rude because it's Thursday?This country's going to hell in a hand basket
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:11,
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bm's not posted for more than 5 minutes, does this mean he's dead?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:13,
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Either thator he's gone on a killing spree. Or a shopping spree.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:22,
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I hope he buys me a trifle.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:23,
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due to the obesity crisis it's now going to hell on a reinforced invalid carriage.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:17,
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you're a gibbering wreck, Go back to bed.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 9:24,
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I'm not feeling very well :(I've woken up with a really bad stomach. And I've got the dentist later. What if I throw up all over his hands?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:26,
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why do you think he wears gloves?Go for it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 9:36,
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same applies for bum inspections, They're expecting to shat on, if you don't you're letting both them, and yourself down.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 9:45,
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Thanks WindyI'm not so worried now
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:48,
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i don't normally get the train that comes through Slough, Looks a bit grim.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 9:54,
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Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!It isn't fit for humans now :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:56,
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gonna be in Farringdon today mongy, I'll buy you a pint if you like.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 10:04,
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where abouts? man if i can slip away we could go to the griffin and watch strippers(
mongychops, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:05,
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pub called The Castle, just by the station. Come down.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2012, 10:10,
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Good pointHe IS Hungarian after all
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:44,
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He's been very sensitive about the term "Bottom" ever since they weren't commissioned for a 4th series(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:16,
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i saw prince harry giving a speech the other dayhe seems like a self-satisfied shit eating prick who doesn't seem to understand that being born into wealth and power doesn't make him better than the rest of us
oh and he's ginge
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HiI just saw a van with "A.J. Rimmer" painted on the side.
you?
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MONO!, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:05,
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Who remembers Super Gran?That was ace.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:08,
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She used to swear.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:12,
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I've just visited a shop that specialisesin homebrewing beer, homebrewing wine and homebrewing spirits. But better than that, they also sell cheesemaking gear. Mozzarella ftw.
What's the most amazing shop you've visited in the last week, that no-one will hear about because everyone in the UK is sleeping at the moment and not reading my post, and it'll be pushed down by someone discussing topical news or breakfast before you read it?
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:15,
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I was looking for this other siteThis one's NSFW- www.analfisting.com/- but such is the beauty of auto-complete that it thought I was looking for information on a medical condition rather than alleged dykes sticking their fists up each others' poop-chutes.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:43,
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But what's that got to do with cheesemaking?Also, I'm in an open plan office, so not opening that website to even look.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:46,
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If you did click it you'd see lesbians up to their elbows in the back passages of other lesbians.Alleged lesbians I mean, I have no confirmation of the preferred sexuality of any of those young ladies, so they may well be straight, gay, bi or whatever the fuck they wake up and feel like being that morning.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:52,
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Nice.Did you find that by accident?
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 10 May 2012, 4:28,
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Of course it was accidentalI was looking for videos of confirmed lesbian anal and vaginal fisting. Not like I'm going to lose my mess over a bunch of rank amateurs with no idea of what they're doing- I've already had a wife for tedium on demand in the bedroom.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 10 May 2012, 4:54,
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mongy will love thisNobody else click it- very NSFW
dildostretch.com/tr/index.php/?nats=
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Lord Gnome, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:49,
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What was that link to that club in Singapore?Forgot to bookmark it last time.
If you can't work out which one I mean then link to all of them. All contributions are welcome. I'm saving up for stuj's retirement- honest. He's lovely.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 10 May 2012, 5:03,
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Bangkok....both in the same SoiThe Eden Club
Doctor BJ's
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 10 May 2012, 5:30,
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Nope, wasn't either of thoseKeep going though- you'll get to Singapore eventually.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 10 May 2012, 5:57,
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I'll be there all next week...I shall research and advise. I think the place you are looking for is Orchard Towers . aka Four Floors of Whores
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 10 May 2012, 6:32,
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bored of that nowTell you what I don't get, why do people bother cleaning toilets? I mean, why pour bleach down the khazi if you're just going to shit down it? Just a big fucking waste, makes no sense to me, just leave the skid marks there, not like they're hurting anyone unless your guests drink out of the toilet or sutin.
alt: kiss it til I lose my mess
pricks
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It's funny because of your user name.LOL
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:37,
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What's going on with the popular page?Why are so few posts considered popular?
All right?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 9 May 2012, 22:39,
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*Checks*I dunno The LOVELY Neppy, maybe everyone hates each other now.
alright neptune
you
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 May 2012, 22:42,
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i think it's a timescale thingit's from the last 7 days or something
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:44,
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haha, i never notice it, wasnt it 15 post/threads like the forum?alright neps, you cool tonight?
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mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:45,
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I'm cool.It's all gravy.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 9 May 2012, 23:01,
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no one clicking the button neps,laziness if you ask me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2012, 22:47,
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aint no posts is there, and it is so dead we cant even quiz or bingo, near the end i think(
mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:49,
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might as well amalgamate this page with OT(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:51,
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i'd just go back to /bored, fuck often topics, alt, fuck alt, pricks(
mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:58,
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ho man can you imagine all the arguments(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:04,
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I only come here for the pop page.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 9 May 2012, 23:01,
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I've just been holding back my comedy gemsbut i'll unleash some tomorrow and you can all roffly then click my posts.
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magnum, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:52,
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I think it's because mortal wombat left(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:54,
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he'll be about in some form of guise, probably alright, the fucking nonce(
mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:59,
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hard to believe that he never once denied being a pedophile(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:05,
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i think his dad died, so he probably got his nonce connections to himself now(
mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:08,
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whoah thats harsh i'd hate it if my dad died(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:10,
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