fuck you, blue namer
i'm going GO-KARTING in a few weeks. some charity thing where a team of ten take turns driving round the track for 2 and a half hours. should be fun.
when was the last time you hurtled around inside a warehouse with your arse mere centimetres from the floor?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
i'm going GO-KARTING in a few weeks. some charity thing where a team of ten take turns driving round the track for 2 and a half hours. should be fun.
when was the last time you hurtled around inside a warehouse with your arse mere centimetres from the floor?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
you don't know how long I've been for someone who would do 'that'
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
Haven't done it in years but I went ice-karting
Right before the ice rink was due to be recovered they let go-karts with studded rear wheels on to chew up the last bits of ice.
It was awesome but I was rubbish at powersliding
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:34, archived)
Right before the ice rink was due to be recovered they let go-karts with studded rear wheels on to chew up the last bits of ice.
It was awesome but I was rubbish at powersliding
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:34, archived)
one time I went for a job interview at B&Q when I had worms,
didn't get the job :(
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, archived)
didn't get the job :(
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, archived)
TRy just standing around in there with a white shirt and black trousers.
All the old people come and ask you questions. Consider it try-before-you-apply.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
All the old people come and ask you questions. Consider it try-before-you-apply.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
aren't warehouses big by design?
i've been go karting before and we all just raced at once, there's no point in racing one at a time, thats just borring
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:44, archived)
i've been go karting before and we all just raced at once, there's no point in racing one at a time, thats just borring
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:44, archived)
I understood it more as not all ten of them would be drving at once.
Maybe five at a time.
I can't wait to find out whether I misunderstood.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
Maybe five at a time.
I can't wait to find out whether I misunderstood.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
there needs to be more than 3 so that at least one person doesn't get a medal
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
We had 50 people...10 groups of 5
Where everyone starts at different times you're not all next to each other
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:01, archived)
Where everyone starts at different times you're not all next to each other
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:01, archived)
The track isn't all that big
I dare say it's better at a bigger venue
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:04, archived)
I dare say it's better at a bigger venue
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:04, archived)
and all race at once, hundreds of them, several people should be seriously injured or dead by the end
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
it should be like this
www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/1k-project-ii/12321
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/1k-project-ii/12321
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
NO DON'T
It'll be really awkward asking your wife for my bass back
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
It'll be really awkward asking your wife for my bass back
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
it's a 'see how many laps your team can do in 2.5 hours' type of affair
so each person does a few laps then tags out
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
so each person does a few laps then tags out
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
Gosport?
I went there once. I was well shit at it. Really good fun though.
Also, top modding Manolith. I take it all back.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:38, archived)
I went there once. I was well shit at it. Really good fun though.
Also, top modding Manolith. I take it all back.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:38, archived)
i'm not sure if it's the gosport one
i'm pretty bad at it too. possibly because i don't drive? i know cars and karts are totally different but there must be some transferable skills
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
i'm pretty bad at it too. possibly because i don't drive? i know cars and karts are totally different but there must be some transferable skills
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
I thought it would probably be easier for someone not used to driving at all.
I just couldn't get the hang of the tiny turning circle and constant accelerating and braking.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, archived)
I just couldn't get the hang of the tiny turning circle and constant accelerating and braking.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, archived)
i guess i'm just rubbish then
and yet i'm ace at mario kart. what a world
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
and yet i'm ace at mario kart. what a world
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
his hair will get caught in the wheels.
poor manolith :'(
+not one reply, what a cunt.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:39, archived)
poor manolith :'(
+not one reply, what a cunt.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:39, archived)
hey lay off him
he bullied a noob
he's finally becoming the mod we always dreamed of.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:41, archived)
he bullied a noob
he's finally becoming the mod we always dreamed of.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:41, archived)
Not if everyone has your attitude.
I for one believe in his ability to turn his shitmodding round and finally ban adam.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
I for one believe in his ability to turn his shitmodding round and finally ban adam.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
I'm only going on past experience of modolith doing nothing at all.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all
/ac
seriously though. i've stomped a few troll accounts from behind the scenes. you fucking ingrate.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, archived)
/ac
seriously though. i've stomped a few troll accounts from behind the scenes. you fucking ingrate.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, archived)
yeah, i'll definitely ban the guy who's just a bit annoying and not the guy who constantly encourages him to kill himself
adam is safe from banning as long as he doesn't do anything too silly
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:54, archived)
adam is safe from banning as long as he doesn't do anything too silly
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:54, archived)
Do you actually own Mario Kart Wii?
Because I don't. But I think it would be a laugh to bring it round and have a few rounds.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
Because I don't. But I think it would be a laugh to bring it round and have a few rounds.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
I do, can I come play?
I won't even bring my n*v*l*y f***g d**cs
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
I won't even bring my n*v*l*y f***g d**cs
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
OH! OH! ME TOO PLEASE!
It's the only genuinely good Wii game. And it fucking rocks.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
It's the only genuinely good Wii game. And it fucking rocks.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
You're a prick
Yeah, good idea. I think I have 4 controllers. Just don't have the game.
You know, it's one of the first games to come out and it's still pretty pricey to buy. Even second hand.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
Yeah, good idea. I think I have 4 controllers. Just don't have the game.
You know, it's one of the first games to come out and it's still pretty pricey to buy. Even second hand.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
Get a train down
I mean...it's only Scotland. How much can it possibly cost?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
I mean...it's only Scotland. How much can it possibly cost?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
If you two exchange friend codes we could play against mmps online. Innit.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
Holy shit
But I don't have the game. Ok, I think I might stump up the cash and buy it.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:18, archived)
But I don't have the game. Ok, I think I might stump up the cash and buy it.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:18, archived)
Bugger
Right, let's have a whip round. They're less than a £100 now. That's only a few quid each.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
Right, let's have a whip round. They're less than a £100 now. That's only a few quid each.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
or a billion scotch poonds!
*doofs cap*
aye, fair thanks tae ye Laird!
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
*doofs cap*
aye, fair thanks tae ye Laird!
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
But it WOULDN'T be fun to bring it round?
FINE....VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE IN MODOLTIH!
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
FINE....VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE IN MODOLTIH!
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
i would like to come to your house and play it with your wife while you make sandwiches in the kitchen wearing a little pinny
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
Poivoit
She's pretty good at it actually. Not as good as me of course *blows knuckles*
*Sonic furious*
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
She's pretty good at it actually. Not as good as me of course *blows knuckles*
*Sonic furious*
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
Is that the one where you make a scissor shape with your hands?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
Define 'too silly'
Can I talk about my extensive plyometrics routine, or about the new book I'm buying 'Essentials of Strength Training and Conditioning, 3rd Edition'?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
Can I talk about my extensive plyometrics routine, or about the new book I'm buying 'Essentials of Strength Training and Conditioning, 3rd Edition'?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
you can, yes
but i won't give a fig when you get torn to pieces by forum hyenas
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
but i won't give a fig when you get torn to pieces by forum hyenas
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
Is there ANY way you can use your mod powers to make him kill himself?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
of course, i have a button that does that.
it's right between the 'hide' and 'delete' buttons
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
it's right between the 'hide' and 'delete' buttons
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
There's this bit that goes up and then down called a bridge and it is in the corner and i kept leaving the ground and then spinning out when i landed and i was shit but it was fun
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:40, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:40, archived)
6ft3 ACKSHERLY
and it's a team thing so i won't be in the kart for 2 hours unless everyone else on my team crashes and dies
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
and it's a team thing so i won't be in the kart for 2 hours unless everyone else on my team crashes and dies
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
fair enough,
the go kart track here is ace, we used to go once a month with all the guys from work. It's amazing how fast 30mp can feel when you realise you've over cooked a corner and are heading for a tire wall.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, archived)
the go kart track here is ace, we used to go once a month with all the guys from work. It's amazing how fast 30mp can feel when you realise you've over cooked a corner and are heading for a tire wall.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, archived)
i went to one when i was in devon
and it was proper up & down twisty turny. you were only allowed to do it for just over 10 minutes as after that people start to feel sick.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
and it was proper up & down twisty turny. you were only allowed to do it for just over 10 minutes as after that people start to feel sick.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
I done that
It was well good. But the track at Gosport is seriously grotty. You'll be pleased that it's a charity thing and that you didn't have to pay.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:41, archived)
It was well good. But the track at Gosport is seriously grotty. You'll be pleased that it's a charity thing and that you didn't have to pay.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:41, archived)
Hmm?
And the 'pit guys' that worked there were real Kart nerds. 'Sne'ing down their noses every time someone stalled.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
And the 'pit guys' that worked there were real Kart nerds. 'Sne'ing down their noses every time someone stalled.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
a laugh
I was in a fierce competition with the Track Champion, who was better than me but I gave him a good run for his money.
Karts don't drive like cars :(
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
I was in a fierce competition with the Track Champion, who was better than me but I gave him a good run for his money.
Karts don't drive like cars :(
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
I miss him SO MUCH mmps
How am I going to make it through the day?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
How am I going to make it through the day?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
hasn't fucked off yet
unsure how to fuck off
doesn't take hints about fucking off
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:19, archived)
unsure how to fuck off
doesn't take hints about fucking off
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:19, archived)
Yeah thanks TH.
I'm clearly a noob. If i'm not good enough for you then i'll go. Yesterday I made a mistake when posting a picture of Sir Cliff and everyone made fun of me then too. It feels a bit like being the spaz kid on his first day at school :-(
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
Stay and have a laugh
or take it personally and leave, It's your call. Every single person here has been called a prick for no reason. Look at poor Adam. LOOK AT HIM!
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
or take it personally and leave, It's your call. Every single person here has been called a prick for no reason. Look at poor Adam. LOOK AT HIM!
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
To be fair, that's not NO reason.
I mean, it might be a bit over the top, but he should still probably, you know, kill himself.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
I mean, it might be a bit over the top, but he should still probably, you know, kill himself.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
Nah, I like Adam
He's just weird, that's all. If every weird person killed themselves the internet would be rubbish.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
He's just weird, that's all. If every weird person killed themselves the internet would be rubbish.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
what the fuck does it matter what I think?
for what it's worth, fuck off.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
for what it's worth, fuck off.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
Seriously, can't we be friends matey? I wouldn't mind conversation that doesn't include fuck off
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
if you can't take a bit of light abuse from one of the fluffy users then you should fuck off
cause b3ta isn't the right place for you. I'm helping you really.
now, fuck off.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
cause b3ta isn't the right place for you. I'm helping you really.
now, fuck off.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
mmps does not represent us
he's just bitter because he lives in scotland
see also grrrmachine and poland
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
he's just bitter because he lives in scotland
see also grrrmachine and poland
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
get to fuck, you greasy Solent-smeared shitstain
Poland's fucking great.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
Poland's fucking great.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
cause you get to feel like a king when you earn 10 quid a month?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
I don't like how you're being a massive prick to the n00b for no reason
We did that to Adam and look how it turned out.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
We did that to Adam and look how it turned out.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
Yeah, well-balanced fucking individual that I am, thanks to you lot
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
FUCK OFF.
Do you need your bass back or do you want to leave it at mine until you next come over?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
Do you need your bass back or do you want to leave it at mine until you next come over?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
I want to make a guitar shaped like an aircraft carrier, and when planes land on it, it plays a chord.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
i didn't even read his thread
he's right though. that IS annoying
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
he's right though. that IS annoying
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
I'm always doing that on my phone.
It fucks me right off. No way I'm telling a blue namer that though. The cock.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
It fucks me right off. No way I'm telling a blue namer that though. The cock.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
I do my best.
But I can't take all the credit. My clique help a lot and I certainly would never have been able to do it without Manolith's shit modding.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
But I can't take all the credit. My clique help a lot and I certainly would never have been able to do it without Manolith's shit modding.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
Ugh, yeah
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
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( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
I keep shmurvegording whenever I'm looking at porn
ruins my stroke.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
ruins my stroke.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
Go karting is awesome.
The last time I did it was at Silverstone behind the stadiums. It rocked. Skinny people definitely have an advantage over fatties.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
The last time I did it was at Silverstone behind the stadiums. It rocked. Skinny people definitely have an advantage over fatties.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
Yes, totally true.
If you try to drive the wrong way round, gravity makes your car flip over the right way up which looks upside down here.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
If you try to drive the wrong way round, gravity makes your car flip over the right way up which looks upside down here.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
Hey, I've got an idea
You look at the floor and I'll do the same, then we can imagine we're looking RIGHT AT EACH OTHER.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
You look at the floor and I'll do the same, then we can imagine we're looking RIGHT AT EACH OTHER.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
Gosh.
I never knew you were so good looking.
ALso, this: digg.com/newsbar/topnews/See_what_is_on_the_exact_opposite_side_of_the_world
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
I never knew you were so good looking.
ALso, this: digg.com/newsbar/topnews/See_what_is_on_the_exact_opposite_side_of_the_world
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
Wow, so Spain?
That's actually closer than I would have thought. But then my geography is lousy.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
That's actually closer than I would have thought. But then my geography is lousy.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
they should add weight to the skinnies like they do with jockies
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
Totally this.
Feed them pies before they start to make them heavier and queasy.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
Feed them pies before they start to make them heavier and queasy.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
That thing.
You know when you have just opened a web page and you are just about to click on the bit you want and the page suddenly loads more and the bit you were just about to click on moves down and you end up accidentally clicking on a different bit and you get all frustrated and that?
That needs a name that does.
Any offers?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:29, archived)
You know when you have just opened a web page and you are just about to click on the bit you want and the page suddenly loads more and the bit you were just about to click on moves down and you end up accidentally clicking on a different bit and you get all frustrated and that?
That needs a name that does.
Any offers?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:29, archived)
unfortunately i do understand fuck off, i just don't understand this seemingly unjustified use of it. Please explain in more detail, as I would like to know if I am at fault somehow, or if I have signed up to a website that on the surface seems fun and interesting but underneath it all lies a depressing number of tedious, small cocked, nothing better to do, titfucks who I'm sure wouldn't have it in them to tell me to fuck off in actual reality because that wouldn't be normal decent human behaviour.
So which one is it?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
Why are you even bothering to respond if you have nothing to say?
Or... Am i being TROLLED!!!!!! OMG
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
Actually, your blues song would sound like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtPuiLlLWkY
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:12, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtPuiLlLWkY
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:12, archived)
I was thinking this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDh_Fg4G0uE
or this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_vsvX2qiLM
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDh_Fg4G0uE
or this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_vsvX2qiLM
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
the sopranos missed a trick there.
woke up this morning, got myself a hat.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:21, archived)
woke up this morning, got myself a hat.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:21, archived)
Ooh, love a bit of Muddy
Feel the warmth of the Wolf
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1FK620bS7A
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
Feel the warmth of the Wolf
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1FK620bS7A
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
what a voice!
like liquid barbeque poured over a fridge freezer.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:23, archived)
like liquid barbeque poured over a fridge freezer.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:23, archived)
He's pretty cool
I LOOOVE Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac. One of my all time fave groups actually.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOP7duQDX2M
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:25, archived)
I LOOOVE Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac. One of my all time fave groups actually.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOP7duQDX2M
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:25, archived)
some internet people were talking about me in secret last night
at first i was all lol then i was all bored o this now
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:10, archived)
at first i was all lol then i was all bored o this now
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:10, archived)
ME GOT KETCHUP. ME GOT HP. ME GOT MUSTARD. ME GOT SALAD CREME. ME GOT REGGAE REGGAE. ME GOT THOUSAND ISLAND. ME GOT BARBECUE.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:14, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:14, archived)
what sort of things do you like then cabbage? how can we entertain you?
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:15, archived)
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:15, archived)
i'm the only one around here who is ever nice to anyone
yet i get overlooked every day
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:28, archived)
yet i get overlooked every day
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:28, archived)
Manolith
Make Baldmonkey tell me about who was talking about him
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
Make Baldmonkey tell me about who was talking about him
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
Manolith, kindly put an end to all this and start a fascinating new thread about your latest hobby or a hobby you think you'd enjoy.
Ta.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
Ta.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
GOOD IDEA
I like hearing about other people's hobbies. GOOD IDEA BALDMONKEY.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:21, archived)
I like hearing about other people's hobbies. GOOD IDEA BALDMONKEY.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:21, archived)
ChEERS
Let's just pray he stops being a shit mod for five minutes and does it.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:22, archived)
Let's just pray he stops being a shit mod for five minutes and does it.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:22, archived)
He doesn't tend to start too many threads though
My money says he won't do it
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:22, archived)
My money says he won't do it
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:22, archived)
the only way he can get an erection is to wrestle them first.
pro tip: never wrestle manolith unless you want angry wookie sex.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:30, archived)
pro tip: never wrestle manolith unless you want angry wookie sex.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:30, archived)
But who WOULDN'T want angry Wookiee sex?
[Yes, I've spelled 'Wookiee' correctly. Sue me already.]
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
[Yes, I've spelled 'Wookiee' correctly. Sue me already.]
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
glad to hear it,
I'm naked you know. Having my weetabix in the buff.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
I'm naked you know. Having my weetabix in the buff.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
lol
@namespace url(http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml);
@-moz-document domain("b3ta.com") {
.post1, .post2 {overflow: hidden; max-height: 150px}
}
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 8:33, archived)
@namespace url(http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml);
@-moz-document domain("b3ta.com") {
.post1, .post2 {overflow: hidden; max-height: 150px}
}
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 8:33, archived)
I don't think sandwiches count as breakfast,
In fact, the all day breakfast is a lie, just because the items are traditionally served as breakfast, doesn't mean they can't form a part of any meal. So you had a sandwich at your desk. Fatty.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 8:33, archived)
In fact, the all day breakfast is a lie, just because the items are traditionally served as breakfast, doesn't mean they can't form a part of any meal. So you had a sandwich at your desk. Fatty.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 8:33, archived)
Didn't have time for breakfast at home. Petrol station breakfast, innit.
Got a can of energy drink to help me muster the energy to sit at my desk for nine hours doing fuck all too.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 8:36, archived)
Got a can of energy drink to help me muster the energy to sit at my desk for nine hours doing fuck all too.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 8:36, archived)
It's sunny out.
And I happen to know there are kingfishers about five minutes from the office.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 8:39, archived)
And I happen to know there are kingfishers about five minutes from the office.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 8:39, archived)
i got the day off,
Might go to the nature reserve and feed the red kites. Also buzzards and swifts.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 8:41, archived)
Might go to the nature reserve and feed the red kites. Also buzzards and swifts.
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 8:41, archived)
I ain't listening to that shit
anymore than you'll be clicking on this shit: www.last.fm/music/baldmonkey+and+The+Reticents/No+Time+For+Muffins
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 8:46, archived)
anymore than you'll be clicking on this shit: www.last.fm/music/baldmonkey+and+The+Reticents/No+Time+For+Muffins
( , Wed 16 May 2012, 8:46, archived)