Who wins?
no one wins, its all an illusion. A quantum higgs boson god particle fucking illusion. Just listen to Tony Robbins. In fact Tony Robbins may be the only winner.
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)

true that

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)

TITS?

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)

i wish friz was dead

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)

You say that now.
And when you hear he actually is dead, you won't regret having said it. You'll have that warm glow of fulfilled desire.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:57, archived)

I preferred you when you were Poopants

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)

We are all Poopants
where do you end and Poopants begin?
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)

More to the point, where does poo end and pants begin?
It's a rather fuzzy and messy line for this sorry lot.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:59, archived)

I'd like to think that there is a barrier there somewhere
even if it a barrier of nothing
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:02, archived)

A barrier of nothing is a pretty rubbish barrier, TBH.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)

well it means the something's are not touching
really depends on the amount of nothing we are talking about here, a couple of miles of it would be a good barrier
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:20, archived)

not if it was a couple of miles of hill, and the pants were at the bottom and the poo at the top

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:22, archived)

it's good enough for vacuum flasks

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:23, archived)

Space is not nothing, though.
To say nothing of the fact that the 'vacuum' in a vacuum flask is a pretty dense gas by astrophysical standards.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:34, archived)

fuck off back to thebigbangtheory.com/forums

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)

Get back to the plague hospital.
I'm surprised you're allowed near a keyboard, someone else could touch that and get your germs.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:49, archived)

Anyway, those cunts wouldn't know a gauge field from a parsnip field.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:51, archived)

if it really was nothing, though,
they would be even better
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:40, archived)

But if could never be 'nothing'.
Quantum vacuum, innit.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:49, archived)

profound

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)

Poopants begins, not begin, you spastic

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:24, archived)

i preferred poopants when she was acid kewpie

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)

I'd prefer poopants to be raped by a moose.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)

don't give in to beastiality
it can be helped
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)

he meant a chocolate moose, duh

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)

reminded of Alan Partridge scene
funny scene
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:57, archived)

I'd prefer Poopants to poo in his pants

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)

i won four times last night

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)

JEHOVA
!!!
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)

i'm gonna set my 3 year old on you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)

3 year old what?

(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)

steel dishrack

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)

You still using that thing Q?
I thought you hated it?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)

nah there were complications
i had to bin the sinkbowl, but it's all good now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:12, archived)

well,
considering Alligator and Mono have both gone, it seems you are the winner.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)

what's the prize piggo?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:55, archived)

I hadn't thought about it really,
i'm gonna go to the pub for a bit and have a think about it.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)

mono never ever not shit

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:55, archived)

When was I a part of this?

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:58, archived)

Poor Mono
Always being left out
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:58, archived)

always picked last at games :'(
you can be the goalpost LOL!!!!
the cruel laughter rang round his head and he wished he was at home, safe with all his lego friends.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)

I spat my sandwich out laughing at that.

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)

What filling? It's very important

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)

HAM AND CHEESE

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:20, archived)

does this mean I need to buy you another sandwich?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)

No, thanks.
ate it again.
( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:20, archived)

haha! it is an all!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)

YOU ARE A WINNER
YOU WIN WIN WIN
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:55, archived)

oh boy!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)

it's bullying you mark, yet the mods do nothing :(

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:57, archived)

what's happened to /talk? why are the trolls allowed to run the place?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:59, archived)

Run the place?
who said that?
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)

STOP BULLYING ME!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)

Stand up for yourself man....
Didn't your step father teach you anything?
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)

so mean, so very mean :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)

father t
+ ladder r
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)

mum always hides the best sweets at the back of the tall cupboard :((((((

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)

Ho ho....she's a cunt she is
Frankly
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)

she really is a terrible human being

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)

climb on the worktop

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)

my god.... could it be this easy?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:14, archived)

i climbed up there, split my chin open, needed stitches, careful

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:16, archived)

should have held onto the cupboards, mongy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:20, archived)

christ, this is more dangerous than I thought.
cheers mongy.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:27, archived)

id hate for you to have the horror i endured

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:34, archived)

you're a wonderful man

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)

since rhpaul got his little gang to get him made mod this place turned to shit, none of those fat house whales even post anymore
Not even his pretend little sister, oh that was lol
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:02, archived)

and yet BM gets banned for posting lots of words, on an online forum.
sadtimes :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)

He's a prick.

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)

we all are MONO! we all are.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:12, archived)

ballbag joined the wrong gang, he went with the lol catg free for b3tans lol, yet it was the needy blob gang that won it

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)

I like how bluestar come back from time to time
and fucks off at the first blob gag.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)

This is not bullying
it is simple ribbing, bullying would imply he is a lesser than I
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:59, archived)

profanity, why is it my phone always corrects four kisses 'xxxx'
into xxx meaning 'hardcore?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)

i think it's called cuntocorrect
it's on my phone, jive man, jive
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)

There is a particle collider
happening in my undies.

Goddamn...
( PooPants Coz. Innit., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)

thank god you're here!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:37, archived)

i managed to successfully fap and come
i came so hard my iphone fell off my lap
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:46, archived)

Tick tock wobbly cock
Bored of MGT's vag
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)

this is why we never have any female members
everyone's pre-obsessed with the fact that their penises go inward
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)

Crazy, right

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:32, archived)

I am touching my cock right now

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)

woah, woah, what?
they still have outy balls though right?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)

Rolling

My foreskin back and forth as I wait for an answer
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)

NSFW
NO.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:40, archived)

You marked it NSFW, but I clicked it anyway
I suppose I only have myself to blame.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)

Curiosity killed the Two Hats.

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)

That's how my father went you know

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)

french dog lol
i dunno man, i'm no doctor
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)

this shit off is going great, which bellend will retire first?

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)

what odds you giving Mongy,
i'd like to put some money down.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)

and a one and a two and a ching chomg potato

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:35, archived)

dunno man, mono has to be the outside shitcunt in this as the newer cunts are storming it

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)

well everyone else has gone quiet, I might start another discussion, see who's left in
*place your bets gentelemen*
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:43, archived)

That's a pretty horrible thing to say about lovely MGT

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:27, archived)

oh man, spacefish is gonna code the fuck right out of you!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)

HE'S GONNA CODEFUCK MY ANUS

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)

A

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:36, archived)

Well, what a whirlwind it's been today

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)

it sure has TH, I may need a lie down!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)

would you also like a nice cup of tea, darling?

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)

When your cock is really sore, like red raw, what's the best cream for it? pasteurised or unpasteurised?
...
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)

Tick

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:22, archived)

about 10 mins I reckon pigster.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)

how are you mumpos?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)

a bit hurt that profanity is calling me mean names :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)

want me to ring his mum?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)

that might be for the best.
thanks pigster, you're a pal!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:27, archived)

don't ring my mum
she will upset you
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:30, archived)

i'm sorry
X
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)

when you say 'pigster'
does that mean you are friends?

could you give me a nickname like that, so I can be your friend too?

something funny and nice.
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:33, archived)

Profanitryprick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)

prickfanny

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:35, archived)

Poop poop poop poop poopy pooperson
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)

trollfanity.
that's right, I'm calling you out. TROLL
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:35, archived)

HEY I'm just chatting
making friends etc...
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:36, archived)

TROLL!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)

How insulting....
In Norse mythology, troll, like thurs is a term applied to jötnar, and are mentioned throughout the Old Norse corpus. In Old Norse sources, trolls are said to dwell in isolated mountains, rocks, and caves, sometimes live together (usually as father-and-daughter or mother-and-son), and are rarely described as helpful or friendly.
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)

its like they read your bio

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:42, archived)

yes
uncanny. Probably after watching blacks on blondes.
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:46, archived)

this really is top drawer stuff.
you should send it to peter kay or ricky gervais.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)

Or Michael McIntrye. Or Stewart Lee.

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)

hang on, perhaps you could put it to good use TH.
you're as funny as them.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)

I'm EASILY as funny as them

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)

yes, perhaps
Then again, you cynical, sarcastic cunt, I might not.
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)

hey calm down, no need for name calling you shitcunt

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)

yeah sorry
x
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)

I'm not sure why I'm being bullied like this mongy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)

look I said I'm sorry
don't be a victim
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:27, archived)

it's not a real apology if you're still being mean :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)

I really mean it though
really, really X X
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:29, archived)

too much hurt :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:30, archived)

Are you scottish?

(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)

fucking hell, it is poopants.
can't even do a reply properly :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:27, archived)

and the correct syntax for a reply is........
... educate me
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)

oh dear, lurk more.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:29, archived)

is 'lurk' scottish for 'look'?

(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)

MODS!!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:32, archived)

ROCKERS!!!!!

(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)

your mum

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)

You should make your daughter take her rings off
before you force her to toss you off. That should sort it.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:30, archived)

Thanks
I'll try that
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:35, archived)

This morning I saw a bunny with a sploded head. When did you last see a creature with a sploded head?
Alt: marshmallows.

You lovely, lovely people.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:05, archived)

I didn't see a dead bunny,
but i did hit a pheasant last week. It burst all over the front of my car.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)

I saw your mum when i sploded over her head...

( Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)

R.I.P Mrs Tea.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)

We had to bury her in a circular coffin 20 feet in diameter. :(((

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:10, archived)

She'll be fine after a shampoo.

( Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:10, archived)

alright Maffers
you moon-faced mutant

have you taken part in Emergency Christmas yet?
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)

I saw it.
Then felt a bit sick and needed a lie down.
( Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:13, archived)

*googles*
ugh
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)

What did you find?
Cos it won't be what we're talking about.
( Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)

something to do with spending our way out of the recession

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:27, archived)

Fuck that shit. Fuck it in the arse.
We should spend our way *further into* recession and party like emperors in the final days of Rome. Live it the fuck up with dancing girls and cute slave boys, wine by the bucketload, oysters stuffed with dormouse hearts and all the rest, and pray the End comes before our hangovers set in.

Who's with me, motherfuckers?
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)

this is probably a better plan.
although personally I'm in two minds as to whether trading all my savings in for gold is a good idea. In the short term maybe yes, but if civilisation collapses and we're all struggling to grow potatoes in our gardens just to get by, who is going to want a box full of yellow shiny metal?
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)

The South Koreans,
who will still be churning out microchips by the bazillion and making shiny electronic toys to sell to China's ruling class and burgeoning bourgeoisie.

Haha, the Firefox spellchecker recognizes 'bazillion', how wonderful.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)

this shit off is heating up and profanity has already claimed that it's US that is upset by his witty humour.
I thought it was about time
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)

'Profanity'?

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:09, archived)

PROFANITY

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:10, archived)

*looks down paage*
Oh right.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:11, archived)

WHAT?

(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)

Alright Poopants

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)

What or who the fuck is Poopants?
are you jibing me?
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:14, archived)

tock

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:15, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=92006
(Drimble something lol here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:30, archived)

it's certainly as witty and charming as poopants.
hmmm, I smell a conspiracy.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)

SPEAK UP DEAR!

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:17, archived)

this shit off is heating up and profanity has already claimed that it's US that is upset by his witty humour.
i thought it was about time.
(Drimble something lol here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)

seriously, how can I be leaking water and not blood, that doesn't make any kind of fucking sense

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:10, archived)

Urinary incontinence in young people is a lot more common than you'd think.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:10, archived)

maybe you're not human,
maybe it's coolant. maybe you're a robot. MAYBE YOU'RE THE FUTURE!!!
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:11, archived)

shoot me now

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)

Maybe it's not your leg, but some sort of large water bomb

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:11, archived)

I think I hit a bunny in my car once
But I drove away so it's ok
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:10, archived)

Did you push him out of the car before you drove away?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)

I'm not sure if it was the tyre running over his head that killed him or the bullet I had sent through his frontal lobe
Either way, bunny wasn't playing anymore
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:14, archived)

Last time he deals on your patch, eh?

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:17, archived)

This is MY town and MY territory, ain't no punk ass bunny slinging meth round there

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)

if you drove over baldmonkey, would you reverse over his head to put him out of his misery or leave him there to die slowly?
that should be a new thread really but fuck you
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:14, archived)

Can't i get out and put the boot in a little to make sure he knows it wasn't an accident?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:16, archived)

I don't know if I could stop driving over him until they dragged me from the car

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:16, archived)

I saw a pigeon all squashed on the road.
should have taken a photo for bm's blog.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)

My peepee is huge
.
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)

TICK

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)

flounce clock started?

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:03, archived)

this shit off is heating up and profanity has already claimed that it's US that is upset by his witty humour.
i thought it was about time.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)

this shit off is heating up and profanity has already claimed that it's US that is upset by his witty humour.
i thought it was about time.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)

woah, double post,
cool.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)

this shit off is heating up and profanity has already claimed that it's US that is upset by his witty humour.
i thought it was about time.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)

play us a tune then

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)

I have two peepees

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:03, archived)

I think Profanity is Poopants' comedy account
Just an observation
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)

bored of that now
So I hit my leg on the chair and scraped a load of skin off but there's no blood coming out, just like watery liquid, when was the last time you exposed yourself in public?

alt: etc

pricks
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)

I'm not wearing any trousers at the moment, if that helps.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)

yeah, spare us your life story

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:52, archived)

I think he should tell us his life story.
one post per word.
( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:00, archived)

are you in public?

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:53, archived)

well,
the curtains are open, so if someone was to stare in the window, they would catch a glimpse of my naked ankles.

also, replying up here, i'm good, john grant is rubbish.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:56, archived)

I reckon he's stamping out the flames on them after getting too close to a gas ring.

(Drimble something lol here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)

getting too close to a gas ring
lying about being a chef when in truth he's one of those 'Golf Sale' sign blokes
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)

I'm not a chef you willy face.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:00, archived)

I'll a rib eye steak please, rare.

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)

actually, make that blue.

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)

Here's your titty bumhole sex steak

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)

I KNEW IT!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7519442
(Drimble something lol here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)

Cunt

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:53, archived)

lick my feet

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:54, archived)

how could he?
i don't think he can through the internet. Oh, perhaps he could make you a "cup of tea" too?
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)

haven't you died in a fucking housefire yet?

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:56, archived)

Stop being so butthurt
Cunt
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)

hahah yes
brilliant


[edit]

People who say random things, like in a "weird" way are really, really funny. Well loved too.

....
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)

we like to call it waki,
you've missed out on some prime waki now that Baldmonkey has been stepped again, but just imagine that every once in a while someone posts the word bongo a few hundred times and you'll get the idea.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)

thanks for the heads up
boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:03, archived)

well done, you just fucking failed miserably

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)

you can't fail unless you are trying
and you are trying, too hard
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)

look, I only come here to ruin it for everyone
and you're making it shitter than I ever could

so I don't really know whether I should congratulate you or call you a cunt

I suppose the latter because you're not doing it ironically

cunt
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)

everything we do is ironic
Just like the song "isn't it ironic", that isn't really about irony, its about misfortune. Which is kinda ironic in a stupid American songwriter kinda way.
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)

Fuck
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuu
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)

I wore jeans with a big worn out crotch yesterday and worried about escape

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:56, archived)

my jeans wore out right where the end of my knob usually hangs
not boasting, just sayin the end of my knob wore a hole right through my jeans
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)

One of the dangers of being a fucking legless midget eh?
...
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:00, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE VERY FUNNY YOU ARE MAKING EVERYONE LAUGH ON THE INTERNET HAHA

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:03, archived)

SHIT MAN CALM THE FUCK DOWN
I own the internet, I can do what the fuck I like with it.
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:09, archived)

Alt: And so on

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)

alright TH,
this shit off seems to be going well for all involved.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)

It sure does Windus Crispy Pancake
I've got a scotch egg. A scotch egg, mind you!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:00, archived)

i had a scotched quails egg yesterday.
it was uninspiring and small.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)

I've never had a quail's egg
True story
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)

you know what right, Momo's hanging upside down now and trying to bite through the metal rungs of his ladder

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:00, archived)

Haha, is there NOTHING that crazy twat won't try??

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:03, archived)

pomegranates
he fucking hates them

every parrot book I've ever read says parrots love pomegranates, well not this cunt
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:05, archived)

board, you mean.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7525967
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)

I forgot the fucking wet wipes didn't I
Ugh
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)

Does this bored lovingly accept new members?
opens up mouth and waits for shit to pour in.....
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)

board.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)

it is a pun you cunt

(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:44, archived)

you're a pun you cunt

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:44, archived)

YES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
it's soooooo true
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:45, archived)

I NO RITE!

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)

no it's not.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:45, archived)

ok, maybe not a pun, but I did intend to misspell it, just like I missspelled this

(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:45, archived)

Me too, it's boaring.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:44, archived)

i'm bored.

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)

i once bought a skateboard from a shop named 'bored'

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:45, archived)

I quite like that.
I bought a skateboard once that I barely used.
( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)

i used mine a lot when i was in college.
it was quicker than walking, i still have it but i don't want to be 'that guy'
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7526985
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)

He's got you on ignore.

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)

all because i don't like that Jon Grant album.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)

Jon Eddy
(Drimble something lol here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)

you're wrong about that

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)

not much, man
how're you?
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)

It's spelled B R E A D

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:44, archived)

FFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:45, archived)

Alright piggo
Food.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)

HAM AND CHEESE AND PICKLE SANDWICH AND A CAN OF RED STRIPE
YOU???!?!?!?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)

well we'd usually call new members a cunt for a few weeks to test their mettle,
but with you that seems a little redundant.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:44, archived)

redundant
redundant, redundant. YES
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)

have you paid the deposit?

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:45, archived)

post skinks

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)

ssssshhhhhhhhhhhh
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)

I'd lovingly accept YOUR member.

(Drimble something lol here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)

kerching! The winning post goes to YOU
well done. My member is on it's way.
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)

its

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)

pedant
pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant pedant
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:54, archived)

You spelled "pedant" wrong

(Drimble something lol here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)

The English language word "pedant" comes from the French pédant
(used in 1566 in Darme & Hatzfeldster's Dictionnaire général de la langue française) or its older mid-15th Century Italian source pedante, "teacher, schoolmaster". (Compare the Spanish pedante.) The origin of the Italian pedante is uncertain, but multiple dictionaries suggest that it was contracted from the mediaeval Latin pædagogans, present participle of pædagogare, "to act as pedagogue, to teach" (Du Cange).[1] The Latin word is derived from Greek παιδαγωγός, paidaggós, παιδ- "child" + ἀγειν "to lead", which originally referred to a slave who escorted children to and from school but later meant "a source of instruction or guidance".[2][3]
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)

sorry man it's a reflex

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)

ANUSES
I had a shit orgy with my three year old, a bunch of Methodists that I kidnapped and stowed in my basement, and some goats. You should have seen the rivers of shit everywhere
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:25, archived)

gather the young uns, looks like we got ourselves a good old internet shit off

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:27, archived)

Poooooooooooooo
Oooop
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)

:D
ha
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:27, archived)

Next up, Mono with the 'fuckfuckfuckfuck' o'clock news

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:28, archived)

*DONG*

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)

see, obsessed with great big willies

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:41, archived)

Especially yours.
I've had my room decorated with custom wallpaper...
( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)

they're all pointing straight at me.
It's like being surrounded by a thousand manolith's
( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)

Alright Mano,
what's going on?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)

a child and a methodist have become lodged in the basement of goats,
can someone send for another methodist to free the first methodist?
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:28, archived)

Show us your tits

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:34, archived)

no, just your face
it's sexy - all dribbling and mongy and stuff
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)

Honestly, I vote no one posts at all this whole posting messages is pointless and a waste of all our time.

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)

this is why we don't get new users :((((((((((

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)

I forsee a flurry of new users once this pricks get banned.

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:31, archived)

i'm not a new user
who are you anyway, the department for new users?
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)

I am the SoCa of new users
you're fucking nicked, pal
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:33, archived)

I'm a new user
Hello
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)

hello new user
in what manner would you like to be bullied today?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:33, archived)

My silly hair ta

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:34, archived)

SHITHAIR

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:27, archived)

3 facts about yourself, now

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)

NO

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)

A new thread is here, I can't be posting down here like a chump

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:44, archived)

don't knock it this is the liveliest I've seen /talk get for yonks

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)

I was being sarcasmic, Monn Girl Techsnottygies

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:33, archived)

I'm glad my made up story got the backs up of the elietist pricks on this bored
so fucking sad to see teenage boys not wanking over porn, but then perhaps they are in work and reading this in the toilet
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:35, archived)

pfft, yeah
it's everyone else, right. they're the pricks
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)

exactly
...e....xactly
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:41, archived)

On that note, I'm going to Tesco
Ta ta
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)

GET ME A POT NOODLE

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:30, archived)

OT N
( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:30, archived)

Can you get me some tesco value lager please.
thanks.
( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:30, archived)

Buy me a sack of scotch eggs and a packet of cigarettes and a six pack of Carlsberg

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)

buy me love

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:35, archived)

alright Alligator Shitfuck 2-1
what do you think about the current state of your mums cunt?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)

I am deep into the subject
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:33, archived)

when are you going to stop being a dull cunt?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:35, archived)

When you stop being a queer

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)

Woah there.
Less of the insults.
( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)

dull has already been used on this board as an insult
it's not insulting any more
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)

YOU ARE A FUCKING EGGY CUNT!

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)

this would have been semi-hilarious half an hour ago

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)

we've still got the rest of the day to run this into the ground

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)

Fuck you

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)

Be a dear and start a new thread.
This one's getting stale.
( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)

Was popular band V!CE involved?

(Drimble something lol here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)

YES
and they tour with a lovely folk/violinist outfit called "mark morrisons prison shoes"
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)

WESLEY
Had some Methodists round earlier, I was using my three year old like Mike Reid’s spinny bow tie on my pimply cock.

Methodist: Hello
Me: FUCK OFF YOU SHITCUNT PRICK

I race back round the corner with A FUCKING MEATCLEAVER

Me: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY KID YOU FUCKING INDIAN CUNT
Methodist: No, sorry

That was their third mistake.

I also fuck goats.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:17, archived)

hahaha

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)

the pope shall hear of this!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)

Hey! Fagadabowtit.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)

my parrot's trying to eat a 5p piece

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)

he just dropped it in his plop tray and fluttered off

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)

Haha, that fucking stupid cunt

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)

now he's sat on top of his cage eating a piece of plastic

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)

i was telling someone about your parrot the other day, i didnt even get a wank out of it, what a rip off

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)

don't want to sound all superior like but you're not in any way qualified to discuss my parrot with any third party you fucking spastic

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:28, archived)

i have a phd from oxford in lying like a cheap watch

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:35, archived)

this really made me laugh
your parrot is a fantastic slapstick comedian
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)

look at my fucking parrot, look how fucking majestic he is
kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/birdy.jpg
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:23, archived)

My webfilter blocked that as 'Porn'

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)

it's a sexy picture and no mistake
he's got his big shiny bells out
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:25, archived)

ah yes, fucking Websense are on to me
the front page pic of Michaela Strachan taking it up the arse from a gorilla finally tipped the balance
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)

I heard if you feed them enough they shit pound coins

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)

I've called the RSPCA.
They are on their way to collect the 5p donation.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)

That's not true is it?
Is it true? I can't tell.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)

The truth is even more terrifying
and involves decapitation with a samurai sword.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:23, archived)

God help us all

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)

He's busy dealing with the fruit issue.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)

You must be shitting yourself.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:31, archived)

No, I'm just pleased to see you.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:45, archived)

HAHaaaa
I had a similar experience, such a small world
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)

the methodist was a pimp?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)

I wish I were cool enough to bully people who are trying to save my soul from burning for eternity in the infernal pit

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)

They might be using religion to do it
but at least they're trying for fuck's sake. What are these cunts doing to try to improve things, Theo? FUCK ALL, that's what. FUCKING FUCK ALL.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)

I planted an apple tree and a ham sandwich tree yesterday

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)

Just try it man
it's really not hard
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)

Oh I don't know, I might end up fucking filming their fucking faces fucking with a filmer

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)

they're just doing a job, why are you so mean?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)

if they took up spiritualism too they'd be methylated spirits

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)

Methodists are lulz.
They think that god dunnit.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)

I've run out of fruit
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:23, archived)

he's eating a huge bunch of grapes and flicking the Vs at you

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)

That insensitive arsehole
That's the last time I read the fucking bible, I tell you.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)

oh for goodness sake,
grow up the lot of you
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:09, archived)

Oh. For. Goodness. Sake.
Grow. Up. The. Lot. Of. You.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:10, archived)

I'm happy to grow up and treat this place how it should be treated once these other fuckers get banned.

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:10, archived)

INYOURDREAMSMILHOUSE

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)

who do you want banned, MONOEXCLAMATIONMARK?

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)

I HATE THIS WEBSITE IT'S SO SHIT
What? Leave it? Never!
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)

Oh Theo
So handsome and so wise
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)

I just don't understand being on a website all day if you (apparently) can't stand it
It's not like there's only one website
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)

lol i no,
there are THREE
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:15, archived)

Farmville doesn't count
Its part of facebooks.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:16, archived)

If I left this place would fall apart.

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)

If you left I'd fall apart

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)

reportin dis

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:14, archived)

I bet you talk like this flaaa flaaa flaaa bababababa flaaa flaa flaaaaaa

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)

sorry mum :(
can I have a strawberry mivvi for lunch? pllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllease
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)

only if you do the washing up

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
fine
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)

calm down MGT, you on your mensies today?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)

just a bit grumpy still from my cold I think

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:14, archived)

aw, i didn't know you weren't feeling well
have you had some time off work? lemsip? duvet day?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:15, archived)

no work on at the moment,
and fortunately my jury service was cancelled
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)

a friend of mine did jury service
the case fell apart because the prosecution didn't offer any real evidence,a nd the defendant was clearly non compos mentis
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)

Oi don't talk to your elders like that
I'll have a word with your da
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)

posting in another mono thread

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:16, archived)

don't you fucking start
I'm not in the mood for any of your shit today
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)

I ♥ MUSEUMS

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:17, archived)

when you do a blank post, it's because you were distracted by thoughts of great big willies
and hit return without typing anything
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)

bored of that now
You know when you see wild rabbits and they're like jumping in the air and doing crazy rabbit shit, well if you break their fucking spines with an iron bar then they pack that shit in pretty fucking sharpish, what's the sexiest amphibian? You can say axolotls if you want.

alt: blah blah

wankers
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:07, archived)

giant salamander,
convergent evolution ftw
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:09, archived)

those are shit, soz

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:10, archived)

They've got an axolotl in Portsmouth Natural History museum
I love him and his lovely little face
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)

yeah, spare us your life story

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)

YOUR LOCAL MUSEUMS ARE POORLY FUNDED AND HAVE SUB-STANDARD EXHIBITS

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)

who the fuck cares, museums are for wankers

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)

stop letting him get to you TH
you're only giving him what he wants!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:16, archived)

when you went there, did you axoltl questions?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)

JEHOVA
Had some jehova's witnesses round earlier, I engaged them in conversation, using my three year old.

Witness: "Hello we have come to give you leaflets about peace and happiness"
Me: "Can you explain that that to her, my toast is burning, be right back"

I then hide around the corner and watch my daughter stare at the clueless cunts and make them feel awkward.

witness: "Hello, arent you a big girl"
Daughter: "DAAAAAAD!"

I race back around the corner.

me: "what! what did they say to you?"
witness: *smiles awkwardly* "Just saying what a big girl she is.."
me: "I think you'd better go now"

I also get her to answer the phone to spam call centre calls, it's good practice for her and she gets to speak to people from all over india.
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)

They don't stop at my house any more. :-(
We worship Thor in my house, and that's why I keep a lump hammer close to the front door for proselytising.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)

I worship Odin, unfortunately
I'm not one of the HURRR I AM HARDCORE EINHERIJAR WARRIOR, I'm just part-ways blind, and Odin is the god of the Blind.
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)

Odin is all teh gay,
Your god is weak. Mine has hammers. And rainbow unicorns according to the film.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)

It's spelt Óðinn.

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)

Fuck off and read Lord of the Rings again.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)

Or Woden, Wotan, Uodan, etc. etc. etc.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:06, archived)

No
Óðinn
( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)

Just because our language is fucked doesn't mean we should mess up others.

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:09, archived)

What are you talking about?
Who exactly still speaks Old Norse (or Old English, Old High German etc) these days, you gormless prannet?
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)

A pagan Pope?
Interesting.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:06, archived)

Religious discrimination, innit?

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)

you didn't do any of this, it's not funny, you're a prick.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)

concise

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)

conCAVE
Yeah
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)

i'm conVEXED

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)

no point messing about.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)

i'll film the fucking thing next time just to show you what a cunt you are
then i'll film you fucking your own face
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)

internet hard man profanity
has to get a child to tell the god brigade to fuck off.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)

i'd like to see you fucking your own face, mmps

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:04, archived)

it's quite sensual actually, I more make love to my own face.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)

phwoar

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)

internet 'hard man'?
are you some kind of scottish binge drinking cunt?
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)

no, but you're clearly a dull prick.
I'm not sure which board you normally plague but it's probably for the best you go back there.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:06, archived)

Says the board elite
you have real friends on here don't you.
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
dull prick
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)

the sound of your tinitis perchance?
are you housebound? I guess you probably are,
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:17, archived)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
dull
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)

hahahahah Yeah!!

(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:25, archived)

whatever, sally sensitive

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)

you mean
to show what a cunt you are.

Personally, I don't doubt it for a second.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)

I'm a cunt
so what of it?
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)

the magazines are below par this month

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)

Yes, yes, of course you did

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:59, archived)

yep

(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)

Just seems a little mean-spirited
They're only trying to make the world a better place. I may not agree with their beliefs, but that doesn't give me the right to ridicule them.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)

I know - I did feel bad initially
But then I remembered the insane amount of people that died at the hands of religious persecution, then I felt better.
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)

you think you got problems

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:59, archived)

I could really use some wet wipes Q
Is it worth me buying a pack to leave on my desk?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)

course it is, they're multipurpose and come in small bags
you can even get alcohol ones if you're a germophobe
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)

I'm not that worried, I just don't like having sticky hands
Thanks again Q!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)

my hands sweat from typing and holding a mouse all day
i might get wipes too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:04, archived)

Let's ALL get wipes!
In fact, WIPES FOR EVERYONE!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:07, archived)

dunno, what if the fat bint from accounts starts taking them?
keep them in your drawer.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)

goes without saying
lock the drawer when out too, they'll all be after your cleanliness
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)

imagine one of the grotesques in IT touching your wet wipes
imagine it!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:04, archived)

Oh christ, I just did an'all!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:06, archived)

our IT is offsite
i'm more worried about Tricky putting his hands down his pants and then touching my stuff :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)

Haha
That Tricky...I DON'T KNOW!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)

he's off now for a few weeks, marrying Ula
i feel for them both
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)

Or wank into the packet and see if she grows any babies.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:04, archived)

Ooh, like SEXY CRESS!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:04, archived)

Our accounts department is in Redditch
It's the cleanera I'm worried about. I've lost SO many paracetamol's Mumples. And I'm pretty sure I'm not taking them.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:04, archived)

Jesus. I hated Redditch.
Most of the people there were cunts. They can't help it I suppose. The roundabouts would drive me mad eventually, too.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:07, archived)

I've never actually been there
There are people there that I speak to all the time, so I wouldn't mind meeting them. Maybe one day. It'll always be the dream. Ah...REDDITCH
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)

your not a pharmacy TH, you should put that on a post it and stick it to the notice board.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)

YEAH
I got angry once because I thought they'd stolen my earphones. I went into one about how I hope they get an ear infection, the theiving pricks, etc, etc...

then I found them behind a photo frame.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:10, archived)

The bastards
must have hidden them.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)

RE: JEHOVA
Lovely, dear.
( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:59, archived)

What, because an adult who says six words to a small girl is almost certainly a paedo, or something?

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:04, archived)

thats the idea
... keep up
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:06, archived)

just real-life trolling,
it seems to be in fashion at the moment. It escaped from the internet after empathy became a social faux-pas.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:07, archived)

I look forward to the day when, instead of having conversations, one person makes a statement and everyone who agrees with them stays silent and merely puts a thumb up.
Oh, and everyone else develops a victim complex and starts clamouring for attention in public places.
(Drimble something lol here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:10, archived)

or when,
on entering a crowded pub, someone announces, "thumbs up if you got here on the 37 bus!"
and he becomes the most popular person there.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)

ESPECIALLY if he's her dad.

(Drimble something lol here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:07, archived)

Some of my best friends are Jehova.
You seem to be
a) a bit cross and
b) a bit racist

I'm not sure I'm awfully keen on you. I think you should have your child taken into care. I'm getting a distinct whiff of 'nonce' here.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)

he listens to popular band V!CE while touching her polly.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:09, archived)

As I suspected.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)

Popular boy band V!CE are a bit before my time, can you tell me more about them?

(Drimble something lol here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:13, archived)

popular internet band V!CE are currently touring the country
and visiting orphanages where they can indulge their sick perverted need to touch children, sexually.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:16, archived)

too much VHS
you have been watching too much
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:15, archived)

hahahahahaha yeah

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:17, archived)

yeah

(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)

MOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS!
some mod's messing with my acocunt and changing my posts to by someone else
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:49, archived)

*fires up the modsign*
*shines massive cunt symbol at the sky*
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:50, archived)

how is it even possible mmps?
surely they shouldn't have that much power, it's totalitarianism GONE MAD
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:52, archived)

rob and his band of merry cunts rule this place with terror :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)

/waterboard

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)

/stalk

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)

I blame Labour.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)

New Lie-bore

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)

Tony B-liar

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)

what would even be the point?
stop being a twat.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)

i was lying about being a mod, i think a mod messed with me out of revenge

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)

oh, well in that case,
I'll just leave it as "stop being a twat"
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)

look love, just cos you think they add coke to diet coke
and that toblerones come from sweden, doesn't mean you should start getting the arse with me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)

eh?

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:52, archived)

i was posting on off topic
and then suddenly some of my posts changed to another user account without me even loggin out or in or anything
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)

ah, on OT. i thought you meant here
which posts? i'll have a look
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:59, archived)

Well, what I THINK Brother Quentin is trying to say
Is that someone's messing with his account and changing his posts to be by someone else
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)

its almost like the exact words i used and repeated, maybe it'll sink in a second time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)

I'll try again, but slower.
Someone's. Messing. With. His. Account. And. Changing. His. Posts. To. Be. By. William. Shatner.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)

lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:59, archived)

fuck the lot of you

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:59, archived)

Calm. Down.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)

especially you

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)

you can't afford me, mate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)

Especially. You.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)

ENVOLVE!

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:38, archived)

EN
E O
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:40, archived)

ANAL

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:30, archived)

GYRINCE!

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:42, archived)

Elizabeth Montgomery
Also a vintage hottie.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:50, archived)

I can only assume Shax has googled Ms Montgomery
and is now fapping like a capuchin monkey.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:56, archived)

Back now.
I feel dehydrated.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:15, archived)

What a coincidence.
b*witched is also my favourite band.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:18, archived)

They really captured the imagination of a generation
We won't see the likes of B*witched again.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:25, archived)

Some people say I look loik me da'
They don't write em like that any more.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:27, archived)

When she said 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours'
Was she talking about what I think she was talking about?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)

yes, TH
filtey, dorty oirish hoors
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:36, archived)

she was talking about her 'swaps' for the 1998 world cup panini sticker album

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:45, archived)

Ah, that explains the b-side "Michael Owen Shiny"

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:47, archived)

Her gout.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:47, archived)

I heard she dyes her clopper green for St Patricks day

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:48, archived)

All the classy birds do that though.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)

i can't believe she's dead :(
1995, now who will wiggle their nose in a way that gives me stirrings in my pants?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:56, archived)

As gorgeous as Nicole Kidman is
She's no Elizabeth Montgomery :(
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:59, archived)

Nicole Kidman's not even a good Nicole Kidman
except in 'To die for', she's a very good nicole kidman in that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:02, archived)

Sorry, you must be forgetting a little film called "BMX Bandits"

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:49, archived)

I'd like dave benson phillips to gunge you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:43, archived)

sexiest mental image of the week

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:44, archived)

I've been dreaming about it for a while now, all slow mo and sexy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:49, archived)

i can imagine benson phillips firing questions at MONO!
and mono getting them wrong on purpose so that his chair goes right to the top of the slide, and then benson-phillips is waiting at the bottom, grinning and unbuttoning his jeans

as you press the big release button, mono begins to fall and benson phillips tugs voraciously, releasing a torrent of slime green ooze all over the now ecstatic, giggling and utterly drenched MONO!, who claps as the camera fades, and Benson Phillips just stares down the camera, grinning and still tugging, the tugging never stops
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:52, archived)

best MONO! dave benson phillips or get your own back fanfic I've read all week.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:57, archived)

our prices are lower than you kabbalah-ieve!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:59, archived)

I went to Chessington when I was a kid
And he was one of the people that wanders around entertaining kids in queues.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:50, archived)

you lucky devil!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:57, archived)

I know!
It must have been right before he hit the big time and scaled the dizzying heights of late afternoon children's television.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:01, archived)

he deserves a comeback.
with gunge
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:03, archived)

yeah, spare us your life story

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:59, archived)

LOOK, I'M TRYING TO INJECT A LITTLE WHIMSY AND WONDER INTO THIS PLACE

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:00, archived)

it could probably do with some insulin.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:01, archived)

Well let's see how the whimsy reacts and take it from there

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:02, archived)

i liked it TH
don't listen to the mean boys
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:03, archived)

Thanks Q
You're a true friend
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:33, archived)

I hope pat sharpe comes round your house and hides your medicine

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:17, archived)

"Safari!"
"So goodie!"
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)

I hope he brings melanie and martina with him.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:24, archived)

someone i know has met him a couple of times and apparently he's a massive pervert

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:26, archived)

which one? melanie or martina.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:29, archived)

the secret third triplet
codename: mungo
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:47, archived)

go on.....

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:49, archived)

hunchbacked and with a protruding underbite, 'mungo' was considered unfit for a career on tv
however, because of its immense strength, they had to include it in each broadcast of funhouse to avoid a violent incident. standing just out of shot, in an approximation of the cheerleader garb the other two were wearing, mungo is the real reason the kids in the audience were constantly shrieking
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)

CODENAME Mungo?
What's her real name? Does anyone know? Is it a girl even?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:50, archived)

the desperation is palpable.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)

I never really fancied those girls
I'm sure they'll be devastated to hear that
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:28, archived)

holy shit! some chicas that TH doesn't fancy.
okay, we can shut the internet down now.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:29, archived)

Two out of approximately 3 billion
Not bad going
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)

oh gmos
why did you have to leave us?
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:51, archived)

he said it was because of your foul body odour and unpleasant skin diseases

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:57, archived)

man, but i thought everyone on the internet was like that
is there truly no place for me? :(
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:06, archived)

I hear qotw are recruiting

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:13, archived)

i'll dig out my crumpled suit and comedy tie for the interview

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:14, archived)

I've had an email from someone telling me to post a link to a wedding photo because it'll annoy someone
but the sender has pissed me off with enough links to his worthless fucking blog so yeah, fuck him
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:53, archived)

I too am sick of hearing about bulbblog.com

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:01, archived)

that fat ballbag

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:19, archived)

Whos wedding?

( MONO!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:43, archived)

Roger Daltrey's, oddly enough.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)

I love the idea that you're specifically *not* being a douchebag
in order to spite someone.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)

Not bored of that now but new Question of the Week poll
IT IS HERE

Also, saw my first "Book Now for Christmas" sign outside a hotel today. It is July 5th.
( Scaryduck Buy my dirt cheap books! http://amzn.to/ZZ69iy, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:19, archived)

hello scaryduck.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:20, archived)

What book is it? I bet it's by Raymond Briggs.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:20, archived)

You never see 'Book Now for Eid' posters do you
Blatant discrimination
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:22, archived)

Bloody Eidophiles.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:22, archived)

This joke was brought to you by the Double Whammy foundation for Offensive Humour

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:24, archived)

"with these prices, we must be off our eid!"

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:23, archived)

we're ramadan our prices every day!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:25, archived)

They're only in it for Prophets
etc
( Scaryduck Buy my dirt cheap books! http://amzn.to/ZZ69iy, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:26, archived)

something about divali

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:28, archived)

Clickin this

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:28, archived)

you'd be mad to passover this deal!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:32, archived)

HANNUKASH4NAZIGOLD

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:33, archived)

these prices saturnalia our stock into bargains!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:34, archived)

Come in and see our Kwanzaa prices!

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:36, archived)

Mecca trip to us today!!!

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:39, archived)

I'm looking at these puns and thinking
"I'm so happy I live in a country where no-one knows what all these pointless heathen traditions are"
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:40, archived)

our prices won't pentecost you the earth!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:42, archived)

sikh out some great bargains!
we promise to hindu our best on prices!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:45, archived)

You'd have thought that muslims would have more of a sense of humour
The jews have had it really tough over the centuries, and they're a hoot!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:25, archived)

that fat iranian guy can be funny.
only one I can think of.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:40, archived)

no he can't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:42, archived)

Omid whatsisface? He's shit.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:45, archived)

he's loud and uses sterotpyes to shout even louder. it's well LOL!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:49, archived)

he's also played 'generic fat muslim' in several hollywood movies

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:49, archived)

Never worked in retail?
Easter eggs start being delivered in November.
(Drimble something lol here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:28, archived)

I used to work for a popular greeting cards retailer
And the first wave of Christmas card deliveries would be the last week of July. The first lot of cards would go on the shelf first week of September.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:32, archived)

They're wishing our lives away :(

(Drimble something lol here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:36, archived)

By the time Christmas rolled around I was utterly sick of it.
It was a shit job anyway. Terrible pay and much harder slog than you'd imagine. And you'd be hard pushed to find a more irritating bunch of self-important nazi's than those in gretting card retail middle management.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:39, archived)

it'll be the same tedious lies all over again whatever

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:35, archived)

They can't all be lies, can they?
That being said, I told a true (and not even that fantastic) story on there once and was accused of lying. It is a peculiar place.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:36, archived)

they're all officially lies, whether or not they are true

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:28, archived)

Where's things you can fit in your mouth?

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:55, archived)

I swallowed

( Scaryduck Buy my dirt cheap books! http://amzn.to/ZZ69iy, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:59, archived)

bored of that now
How many marshmallows do you reckon you could poke down your weehole? Ever been on a UFO? What's the best cow you've ever seen? What's the worst goat you've ever seen? What's on telly? Who played bass in the original lineup of Deep Purple? Do you like marzipan?

alt: moooo

pricks
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:58, archived)

the little marshmallows you get for hot chocolate or big ones like flumps?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:59, archived)

this is crirical information

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:15, archived)

Journey to the Unknown is on TV at the moment.
Denis Waterman is an awful actor.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:00, archived)

But boy can he write a theme tune

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:02, archived)

Ooh. Stephanie Powers now.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:11, archived)

She's hot.
Well she was in 1969. I bet she's a bit ropey nowadays.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:35, archived)

you can't teach an old dog a brand new trick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:11, archived)

Nick Simper is my answer to all these questions.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:01, archived)

he was better than that Glenn Hughes cunt by a long way
but still shit
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)

Glenn Hughes looks like he has bum-AIDS these days.
He's not a good advert for the old 'drugs', that chap.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:06, archived)

I hate people who own farm animals in a smug good life kind of way.
they'd probably call their goat "billy the kid"
wankers.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)

To use the vernacular, I "lol'd" at this

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:04, archived)

I hope this finds you well?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)

It sure does
Not a lot finds me well these days, but THIS does. :)
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:09, archived)

I brightended your day \o/

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)

I have a worm farm.
Does that count?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:05, archived)

double. I hope they eat you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)

I need names for them all. There are about 10000.
Any suggestions?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)

Jim 1-10000

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)

Jim Wormulus
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:13, archived)

there was a film where that happened and it was HORRIBLE
it gave me nightmares when i was a kid
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)

OMG! I haven't upset you have I?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:13, archived)

i remember it, some guy fell off a boat and the worms got him
they were eating his face, eating him alive, it was the worst thing about my whole childhood

apart from that other one about the book, and the book ate a baby chicken, and a man's arm
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:15, archived)

I think you should keep the light on tonight, incase you get scared :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:17, archived)

i'm never going out again

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:17, archived)

oh man :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:19, archived)

Is it inside you?

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)

From this, I take it you want to put your
"worm" inside of me?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)

it's not as bad as cunts who buy pythons and call them Monty
anyone who does that should have a screwdriver poked down their ear until their cerebellum falls out
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:06, archived)

Or cats called 'Chairman Miaow'.
They should be forced to live with Legless off QOTW for the rest of their natural lives as punishment.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)

I really did know someone with a dog called Deefa

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:09, archived)

While walking along the embankment, I once heard a european woman call her dog a 'shitkicker'
Firstly, because of how their legs work, I'm not certain dogs can kick anything, let alone shit.
Also, why is 'shitkicker' an insult?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:11, archived)

I knew some cunt who called their cat "general maximus catimus"
what an absolute bellend.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)

Do you have their address?
I need a shit.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)

I also went out with a chick who had a dog called "muff"
she was an absolute idiot.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:13, archived)

Get me her address too.
It's gonna be a big one.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:14, archived)

Bellend would be a great name for a cat

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)

schrodinger is a cunty cat name, also

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)

Yo
*complicated handshake*
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:13, archived)

'sup
*bro stance*
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:15, archived)

I'm thinking of changing my name to "The Happening"
What are your thoughts?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:19, archived)

because you're not very good and mark wahlberg is in you?

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:22, archived)

What other reason would there be?
OK, what about 'The Detriment'?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:23, archived)

fucking yes, total dickheads.
I hope the python fucking crushes their necks and consumes their fetid stinking corpses
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:09, archived)

My parents knew some cunts like that.
They had a donkey. Called Oaty.

Donkey Oaty. DO YOU GET IT??????

This is, I am very sorry to say, a true story.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)

my great great aunt in italy had a donkey. it was called donkey.
I thought she was a witch.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)

Sign this tale "MMPS, aged 7" and I'll buy it from you

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:13, archived)