Are we still mourning Bob?
Get a fucking grip.
Who is next on your dead celebrity sweepstakes?
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:52, archived)
Get a fucking grip.
Who is next on your dead celebrity sweepstakes?
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:52, archived)
Dunno who that is, soz
But I have just been signed off work for a month. I need ideas to entertain myself other than "kill yourself"
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:14, archived)
But I have just been signed off work for a month. I need ideas to entertain myself other than "kill yourself"
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:14, archived)
Nothing serious my scouse brother.
Surgery in a couple of weeks
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:38, archived)
Surgery in a couple of weeks
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:38, archived)
nah not really
I only use it to support your mothers massive gravy dribbling cunt
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:37, archived)
I only use it to support your mothers massive gravy dribbling cunt
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:37, archived)
Is Two Hats sexy?
That's the only way I am shitting on his lawn
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:37, archived)
That's the only way I am shitting on his lawn
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:37, archived)
bob hoskins is dead
what's your fondest memory of bob hoskins?
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:47, archived)
what's your fondest memory of bob hoskins?
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:47, archived)
here's to the actress emily blunt, without who we would have no rhyme for cunt.
well, you can use james, both blunt and hunt,but they are short of syllables unlike emily blunt,
you can use 'oxford' as in 'oxford punt', or you can use 'rear end', as in 'rear end shunt',
but they are a bit convoluted to rhyme well with cunt.
so here's to the actress emily blunt,
she may well be shit,
but she rhymes well with cunt
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:00, archived)
Oh yeah
How long has it been since you last heard someone being called a dicksplash? It's got to be 25 years for me, I reckon.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:04, archived)
How long has it been since you last heard someone being called a dicksplash? It's got to be 25 years for me, I reckon.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:04, archived)
I hope that's not true.
Bought Who Framed Roger Rabbit? on DVD, the other week, so am tempted to say that, but I am very fond of Unleashed and The Long Good Friday.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:17, archived)
Bought Who Framed Roger Rabbit? on DVD, the other week, so am tempted to say that, but I am very fond of Unleashed and The Long Good Friday.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:17, archived)
Oh, it is true.
In which case, I shall always cherish the work he did for British Telecom.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:24, archived)
In which case, I shall always cherish the work he did for British Telecom.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:24, archived)
hi yeah, sorry, i'm busy this morning
talk amongst yourselves or get bent whatevs
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:37, archived)
talk amongst yourselves or get bent whatevs
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:37, archived)
i think my new fishing rod will turn up today and a new watch strap, it's all go here
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:41, archived)
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it's important to know exactly how long you've been dipping the expensive stick in the murky pond
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I think that must be a model.
All the water would have run out, otherwise.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:21, archived)
All the water would have run out, otherwise.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:21, archived)
you are right, and if hot air rises why are the top of mountains cold, got to be god or some shit
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:27, archived)
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i'm collecting art at the moment, i'm hoping to finish this sticker book
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:02, archived)
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apparently the stickers aint as 'cool' as the cards these days
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:34, archived)
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:34, archived)
alright ger, charlton are safe in the championship, it's a great day, might go shopping
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:04, archived)
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i'm just glad it is over, i couldn't of coped with a last day relegation fight
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:09, archived)
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:09, archived)
see what the new begium overlords do, looks like charlton are just a feeder club for leige now
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:14, archived)
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all gonzs facebook is about pololotics these days, it's proper dull, i might unsubscribe
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:28, archived)
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:28, archived)
it all went downhill after he unfriended me for calling his colleagues hipster bellends
might post some pugs to cheer a brother up
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:32, archived)
might post some pugs to cheer a brother up
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:32, archived)
i just watched a hamster eat a handmade burrito at a little dinning table, it still hasn't erased the 'no youn vote ukip facists, no youn do'
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:35, archived)
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:35, archived)
i don't know about dogs, is that even a pug? is it not one of those big chinky dogs whats fannys are said to open up sideways!?
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:44, archived)
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He's friends with this utter spastic called Timefor Achange, who's always good for some unintended hilarity.
It's also good when someone calls UKIP voters ignorant fuckheads and then Gonz is like, hey some of my best friends (and relatives) are ignorant fuckheads, please show a bit of respect.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:21, archived)
It's also good when someone calls UKIP voters ignorant fuckheads and then Gonz is like, hey some of my best friends (and relatives) are ignorant fuckheads, please show a bit of respect.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:21, archived)
Difference is, it's on my wall where they can see it.
I don't really want my collegues and family, whatever they think, seeing a bunch of political crap on my wall from some practical strangers who think their voicing their opinion is worth more to me than how I look agmonst people I deal with every day.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:45, archived)
I don't really want my collegues and family, whatever they think, seeing a bunch of political crap on my wall from some practical strangers who think their voicing their opinion is worth more to me than how I look agmonst people I deal with every day.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:45, archived)
only 43 days till the world cup, i'd like to go but brazil looks well rough
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:55, archived)
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:55, archived)
yeah it is more the clearing of the favelas that concerns me and the riots
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:07, archived)
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If there's a serious chance that a load of ENGURLAHND fans could get wiped out in some terrible incident,
then I'm happily onboard with the whole concept.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:56, archived)
then I'm happily onboard with the whole concept.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:56, archived)
if glamorgan lose tomorrow
it will be leicesters first championship win since 2012
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:33, archived)
it will be leicesters first championship win since 2012
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:33, archived)
eveninh
I'm off on holiday tomorrow. The mother in law is lending us her villa in Cyprus for a few days.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:44, archived)
I'm off on holiday tomorrow. The mother in law is lending us her villa in Cyprus for a few days.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:44, archived)
I got my new lawnmower today. Thing weighs a ton, impressively solid piece of german engineering.
Take that lawn!
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:51, archived)
Take that lawn!
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:51, archived)
Also my lightwaverf plugs arrived so now I can turn on the lights and water pumps in my new greenhouse from anywhere in the world.
So can still water the greenhouse when I'm in Cyprus.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:52, archived)
So can still water the greenhouse when I'm in Cyprus.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:52, archived)
And my bt cabinet finally has fibre broadband so getting 80meg next week, sweet!
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:53, archived)
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:53, archived)
And my orange contract's up so gonna get the new sony xperia z2, looks awesome.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:54, archived)
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:54, archived)
If I buy any other cool stuff I'll be sure to let you guys know first. K, bye! x
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:56, archived)
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( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:06, archived)
I have just ordered some Surströmming
Anyone ever tasted it before? Just wondering what to expect.
ALT: alright
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:56, archived)
Anyone ever tasted it before? Just wondering what to expect.
ALT: alright
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:56, archived)
Bookies favour a Tranmere win and a Crewe defeat.
I'll have an ear on it on the radio as I'm taking my girl to AFC Fylde v Ashton United instead
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:03, archived)
I'll have an ear on it on the radio as I'm taking my girl to AFC Fylde v Ashton United instead
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:03, archived)
I may be cheating a little bit
As I haven't had a sense of smell for 6 years.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:59, archived)
As I haven't had a sense of smell for 6 years.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:59, archived)
The cricket club has a beer festival on this weekend, and with that come s the mega-meat raffle
Do you want in? 25p a ticket or 5 for a pound.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:02, archived)
Do you want in? 25p a ticket or 5 for a pound.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:02, archived)
25p a ticket for the crap meat
5 for a pound for the good stuff?
I'll have 20 tickets for 25p please
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:04, archived)
5 for a pound for the good stuff?
I'll have 20 tickets for 25p please
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:04, archived)
Sorted.
You've got 400 to 424 on the beige. Good luck.
PayPal me the money or the c.8lb of meat is mine.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:13, archived)
You've got 400 to 424 on the beige. Good luck.
PayPal me the money or the c.8lb of meat is mine.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:13, archived)
I flicked over to QI XL on Dave a couple of hours ago, and they were talking about it.
That's why you ordered some, because Stephen Fry talked about it. You dull pathetic fucking sheep.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:04, archived)
That's why you ordered some, because Stephen Fry talked about it. You dull pathetic fucking sheep.
( , Wed 30 Apr 2014, 0:04, archived)
as myself at this point in my lifespan I am monumentally, spectacularly pissed off
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:21, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:21, archived)
they build me up, mongy, only to let me down, and then, do you know what else, then they mess me around
but that's not all of it, worst of all, can you guess?
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:28, archived)
but that's not all of it, worst of all, can you guess?
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:28, archived)
they NEVER phone when they say they will
but do you know what mongy?
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:30, archived)
but do you know what mongy?
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:30, archived)
i read loads of books about vietnam wars when i was in my late teens, some of the books are quite disturbing
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:14, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:14, archived)
they probably made it all up, you should have stuck with those factual accounts of interplanetary exploration where there were three moons in the sky and ladies who wore sensible bikinis to go shooting the indigenous aliens
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:19, archived)
Great news for Charlton tonight. They can ease off on Saturday and let Blackpool get a point
£20 on the draw
/top tip
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:20, archived)
£20 on the draw
/top tip
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:20, archived)
i took a tranmere fan to the airport today, lives right near the ground, she didn't seem happy, mind u i didn't understand much of it
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:22, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:22, archived)
Last day shenanigans
We could beat Bradford and still go down, or lose and stay up.
We have to better Crewe's result to survive.
I still think we'll stay up even though we don't deserve to.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:26, archived)
We could beat Bradford and still go down, or lose and stay up.
We have to better Crewe's result to survive.
I still think we'll stay up even though we don't deserve to.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:26, archived)
If we lose 1-0 and Crewe lose 2-0, we'll stay up on goal difference, providing Carlisle also lose
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:55, archived)
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Although I'm probably going to be at Kellamergh Park to watch AFC Fylde play Ashton United in the Evo-Stik Premier Play-Off Final instead
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:57, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 22:57, archived)
few mins left, i'm glad it didn't go to the last saturday, i cant cope with it at my age
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:41, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:41, archived)
Do they still have Žigić playing for them?
Shit! That auto spazzed. It was meant to stay Zigic
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:49, archived)
Shit! That auto spazzed. It was meant to stay Zigic
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:49, archived)
I have a list of requirements:
hot, vege, not much cheese, minimum-medium effort, cooking time must coincide with listening to Radio4 from 18:30 to 19:00, no rice or peas.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:14, archived)
hot, vege, not much cheese, minimum-medium effort, cooking time must coincide with listening to Radio4 from 18:30 to 19:00, no rice or peas.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:14, archived)
basically, right, you chuck a load of dried pasta in a dish, cover it with water, put the lid on and then 40 minutes at 180 degrees
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:33, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:33, archived)
In response to this I have made a salmon lasagne
in other words, fuck you.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:16, archived)
in other words, fuck you.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:16, archived)
it's looking good shambles
twitter.com/HyetisWatches/status/452937329120788480/photo/1
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:24, archived)
twitter.com/HyetisWatches/status/452937329120788480/photo/1
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:24, archived)
Dear /talk, please accept this humble new thread.
alt: Cunt face
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:48, archived)
alt: Cunt face
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:48, archived)
sounds reasonable, why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:29, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:29, archived)
And sometimes "yes" means "oh FFS go on then if it'll shut you up".
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:02, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:02, archived)
yeah ... like most of the cunts on here can even tell the time
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:01, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:01, archived)
Most are slowly getting the basic concepts of morning and evening now
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:06, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:06, archived)
A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure
and a man with three watches is frankly a bit too into watches and probably a wanker.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:43, archived)
and a man with three watches is frankly a bit too into watches and probably a wanker.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:43, archived)
I think someone should take the opportunity to poison him in his sleep,
perhaps using a thread and a hole in the ceiling, ninja style.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:49, archived)
perhaps using a thread and a hole in the ceiling, ninja style.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:49, archived)
Yeah I'd have his watches
Love a good watch and by that I mean a time telling device
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:09, archived)
Love a good watch and by that I mean a time telling device
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:09, archived)
good choice
I've left my mug somewhere in this massive building like some sort of mug
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:01, archived)
I've left my mug somewhere in this massive building like some sort of mug
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:01, archived)
here's an appropriate tshirt for you
www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RUMB-LETSNAP&Category_Code=ALLSHIRTS
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:12, archived)
www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RUMB-LETSNAP&Category_Code=ALLSHIRTS
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:12, archived)
i am a bit peckish actually
might nip to the shop for biscuits
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:38, archived)
might nip to the shop for biscuits
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:38, archived)
shortcake with raisins in
had to get something vegan friendly as we have one of them in the office
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:11, archived)
had to get something vegan friendly as we have one of them in the office
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:11, archived)
An apple. I sincerely hope it's a bit better than yesterday's.
I'm going to chop it up first with a penknife, because I'm a bit poncy like that.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:39, archived)
I'm going to chop it up first with a penknife, because I'm a bit poncy like that.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:39, archived)
Oh thank heavens, this one's actually OK.
Panic over, everyone.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:45, archived)
Panic over, everyone.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:45, archived)
hey man, that bad apple produced one of the best threads in a while
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:10, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:10, archived)
I eat apples like a horse.
Three or four messy chomps. Core and pips and all. You are clearly a frightful Mary.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:00, archived)
Three or four messy chomps. Core and pips and all. You are clearly a frightful Mary.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:00, archived)
it's probably why I have such a lustrous mane and an eighteen inch cock
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:03, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:03, archived)
And will be rendered into glue and Tesco Value burgers once you're no longer of any use.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:06, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:06, archived)
An apple tree will grow out of your belly button.
Indisputable medical/horticultural fact.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:41, archived)
Indisputable medical/horticultural fact.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:41, archived)
one of the few perks of type one diabetes is that doctors are obliged to ask about your boner
most men have to wait until their prostate falls out before they experience that little life pleasure
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:17, archived)
most men have to wait until their prostate falls out before they experience that little life pleasure
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:17, archived)
I hope they have a calibrated scale of boner-quality descriptions
running from 'marshmallow' to 'a cat couldn't scratch it'.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:26, archived)
running from 'marshmallow' to 'a cat couldn't scratch it'.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:26, archived)
they do the so-called "comparative spadwoioioioing test" using a mallet and a wooden ruler on the edge of a desk
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:36, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:36, archived)
Most things do, to be honest
I'm not long for this world, Manolith
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:32, archived)
I'm not long for this world, Manolith
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:32, archived)
I like the idea of being burried with grave goods.
I think it should make a comeback.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:27, archived)
I think it should make a comeback.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:27, archived)
I'm also planning on making a come-back
Using either witchcraft, or some kind of toxic waste.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:29, archived)
Using either witchcraft, or some kind of toxic waste.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:29, archived)
No one will notice the quiet, unknown mourner, who hangs back in the graveyard after the service is over...
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:34, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:34, archived)
That's why I'm also having the coffin stuffed full of dye packs
I nicked them off a bank!
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:38, archived)
I nicked them off a bank!
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:38, archived)
don't see you round these parts much
i can't imagine why with all the top-quality posts
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:32, archived)
i can't imagine why with all the top-quality posts
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:32, archived)
A manky, wrinkly one with too much hair on it and some cheese on the end.
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:06, archived)
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:06, archived)
Six Years, Four Months and 1 Day.
Longest. Lurk. Ever.
And back into the shadows I go.
Evenin' BTW.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:58, archived)
Longest. Lurk. Ever.
And back into the shadows I go.
Evenin' BTW.
( , Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:58, archived)
It's cunts like you
that are responsible for the "2008 Financial Crisis."
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 2:20, archived)
that are responsible for the "2008 Financial Crisis."
( , Tue 29 Apr 2014, 2:20, archived)
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