If I die on the car ferry, Manolith
I want you to burn those things. Ok?
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I want you to burn those things. Ok?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:34, archived)
Alrighty all
Bloody don't start my job till september the first. wank
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:52, archived)
Bloody don't start my job till september the first. wank
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I'm carrying £300 in cash.
My wallet's not used to having money in it.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:53, archived)
My wallet's not used to having money in it.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:53, archived)
that it is,
the only reason i'm out of bed this early is that a plumber's coming round to look at the boiler
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 8:27, archived)
the only reason i'm out of bed this early is that a plumber's coming round to look at the boiler
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 8:27, archived)
well she dresses very similarly to you
same reason i like to play as dk
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:44, archived)
same reason i like to play as dk
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:44, archived)
god i dunno,
does it have to be one or the other? i thought it was both
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 8:33, archived)
does it have to be one or the other? i thought it was both
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 8:33, archived)
there are a few more types
does your water heat up on demand or do you have a water tank?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 8:34, archived)
does your water heat up on demand or do you have a water tank?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 8:34, archived)
no they took the tank out when they put this one in
it comes on when you turn the tap on.
or it did, when it worked.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 8:36, archived)
it comes on when you turn the tap on.
or it did, when it worked.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 8:36, archived)
that's not mutually exclusive with condensing though, is it?
which is about how it heats the water rather than when
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 8:39, archived)
which is about how it heats the water rather than when
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 8:39, archived)
Is this ironic dull or are you people actually discussing types of boilers on the internet in your free time?
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you think that's hot? check this shit out
i.imgur.com/ZXl0CVN.png
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:45, archived)
i.imgur.com/ZXl0CVN.png
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:45, archived)
Shanklin will be my base of operations
But I'm fully anticipating a trip into...dun dun DUUUUUUN....RYDE!
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:28, archived)
But I'm fully anticipating a trip into...dun dun DUUUUUUN....RYDE!
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:28, archived)
look for the tumblepop machine in the ryde arcade
it's the best game ever
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:58, archived)
it's the best game ever
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:58, archived)
You can't make me
I'll probably have to go to Ryde at some point. Most of my family are there.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)
I'll probably have to go to Ryde at some point. Most of my family are there.
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)
Yes
I just had a thought. You know Spider-Man and why he's called Spider-Man, right? And you know the elephant man and why he's called the elephant man, right? Do you see where I'm going with this?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:18, archived)
I just had a thought. You know Spider-Man and why he's called Spider-Man, right? And you know the elephant man and why he's called the elephant man, right? Do you see where I'm going with this?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:18, archived)
Yeah
Or being a Victorian sideshow freak that sort of reminds you of a spider
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:29, archived)
Or being a Victorian sideshow freak that sort of reminds you of a spider
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:29, archived)
It will be one of the ways once it's filled with new French doors, yes
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only the one, about 13lb, not the 30 I was after but hey ho, nearly home time
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Can I reply to this?
Strictly speaking, I'm not replying to Mr Horrible.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 23:28, archived)
Strictly speaking, I'm not replying to Mr Horrible.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 23:28, archived)
Cool, thanks.
I'm pretty much done now, to be honest. Good night everybody.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 23:32, archived)
I'm pretty much done now, to be honest. Good night everybody.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 23:32, archived)
hey variety is the spice of life,
and change is as good as a rest, therefore curry is the same thing as sleeping, right?
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 23:37, archived)
and change is as good as a rest, therefore curry is the same thing as sleeping, right?
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 23:37, archived)
mongy, is my friend right in saying
if i want to do an overnighter at a lake i need a proper bivvy and they won't allow tents?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 0:23, archived)
if i want to do an overnighter at a lake i need a proper bivvy and they won't allow tents?
( , Fri 8 Aug 2014, 0:23, archived)
I just heard a report on the radio
There has been a flood in a lemonade factory.
Apparently the building is still in tact but a lot of the staff have been Schwepped away.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:07, archived)
There has been a flood in a lemonade factory.
Apparently the building is still in tact but a lot of the staff have been Schwepped away.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:07, archived)
Did you hear about the guy that got hit with a can of lemonade?
He was lucky it was a soft drink
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:36, archived)
He was lucky it was a soft drink
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:36, archived)
Fucking rubbish
This wedding is turning out to be alright as it happens, I'm shooting the shit with a load of people from Essex.
Alt: disgusting
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:52, archived)
This wedding is turning out to be alright as it happens, I'm shooting the shit with a load of people from Essex.
Alt: disgusting
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:52, archived)
probably whores and pimps, but from what know of those northern folk they will be holding product
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:56, archived)
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Dunno what that means. I have drunk 4 home-made dark rum mojitos and I'm very generous with my rum.
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( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 21:12, archived)
no probs
I'll just see myself out. You may want to throw that pillow away.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:42, archived)
I'll just see myself out. You may want to throw that pillow away.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:42, archived)
just leaving this here
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/aug/07/man-fined-pretending-to-be-ghost-portsmouth-cemetery-anthony-stallard
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www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/aug/07/man-fined-pretending-to-be-ghost-portsmouth-cemetery-anthony-stallard
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:09, archived)
cant be bothered to delete it.
you'll have ro find another use for this sub-thread
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:38, archived)
you'll have ro find another use for this sub-thread
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:38, archived)
only third? i feel like we could have done better
is it too late?
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:12, archived)
is it too late?
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:12, archived)
Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth
You pull on your finger, then another finger, then your
cigarette
The wall-to-wall is calling, it lingers, then you forget
Ohhh, you're a rock 'n' roll suicide
You're too old to lose it, too young to choose it and the clock waits so patiently on your song
You walk past a cafe but you don't eat when you've lived
too long
Oh, no, no, no, you're a rock 'n' roll suciide
Chev brakes are snarling as you stumble across the road
but the day breaks instead so you hurry home
Don't let the sun blast your shadow
Don't let the milk float ride your mind
You're so natural - religiously unkind
Oh no love! you're not alone
You're watching yourself but you're too unfair
You got your head all tangled up but if I could only make you care
Oh no love! you're not alone
No matter what or who you've been
No matter when or where you've seen
All the knives seem to lacerate your brain
I've had my share, I'll help you with the pain
You're not alone
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You pull on your finger, then another finger, then your
cigarette
The wall-to-wall is calling, it lingers, then you forget
Ohhh, you're a rock 'n' roll suicide
You're too old to lose it, too young to choose it and the clock waits so patiently on your song
You walk past a cafe but you don't eat when you've lived
too long
Oh, no, no, no, you're a rock 'n' roll suciide
Chev brakes are snarling as you stumble across the road
but the day breaks instead so you hurry home
Don't let the sun blast your shadow
Don't let the milk float ride your mind
You're so natural - religiously unkind
Oh no love! you're not alone
You're watching yourself but you're too unfair
You got your head all tangled up but if I could only make you care
Oh no love! you're not alone
No matter what or who you've been
No matter when or where you've seen
All the knives seem to lacerate your brain
I've had my share, I'll help you with the pain
You're not alone
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If loving David Bowie makes me gay, then I'm a great big woolly woofter
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( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:41, archived)
Absolutely
Who could pass up the opportunity to touch the 'thin white duke'?
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:24, archived)
Who could pass up the opportunity to touch the 'thin white duke'?
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:24, archived)
If loving David Bowie makes me a prick, then I guess I'm just a great big penis
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my dad was at school with David Bowie
and was in some way involved in the fight he had with Peter Frampton where Bowie's eye got damaged. Possibly intervening, I can't remember.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:45, archived)
and was in some way involved in the fight he had with Peter Frampton where Bowie's eye got damaged. Possibly intervening, I can't remember.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:45, archived)
Oh yeah?
Well my dad went to school with Mark Wingett who played DC Carver in The Bill. Beat THAT.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:02, archived)
Well my dad went to school with Mark Wingett who played DC Carver in The Bill. Beat THAT.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:02, archived)
my dad helped build a house for mark knopfler in the new forest
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You're right
He actually owns the largest chameleon vivarium in northern europe
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:30, archived)
He actually owns the largest chameleon vivarium in northern europe
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If loving David Bowie makes me an emo, then I guess I'm just a great big emo
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( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:43, archived)
turns out portsmouth is haunted
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/man-in-court-for-pretending-to-be-a-ghost-in-portsmouth-cemetery-1-6224059
by pricks
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:25, archived)
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/man-in-court-for-pretending-to-be-a-ghost-in-portsmouth-cemetery-1-6224059
by pricks
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:25, archived)
Haha, fucking hell
Mrs Hats' auntie and uncle live in the big house there. It's nice, but at night time when the mist comes in, it's proper spooky.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:39, archived)
Mrs Hats' auntie and uncle live in the big house there. It's nice, but at night time when the mist comes in, it's proper spooky.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:39, archived)
Also, I went to school with someone named 'Stallard'
Could be a relative. He was a prick too.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:41, archived)
Could be a relative. He was a prick too.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:41, archived)
Nah, that can't be true
I've met 5 in my whole life, and I'm related to 2 of them.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:31, archived)
I've met 5 in my whole life, and I'm related to 2 of them.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:31, archived)
might pull my rods in and fuck off up the juicer for a few hours, bit hot here
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:47, archived)
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In November I'm going to watch an 80 year old man play the guitar
Earlier this year I watched a 70 year old man play the guitar. Next year, should I plan to see a 90 year old?
What are you planning to watch? And how old are the protagonists?
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:58, archived)
Earlier this year I watched a 70 year old man play the guitar. Next year, should I plan to see a 90 year old?
What are you planning to watch? And how old are the protagonists?
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:58, archived)
i'm planning to watch some telly
the protagonists will probably be from a diverse age range
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:01, archived)
the protagonists will probably be from a diverse age range
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:01, archived)
2011: no-one died
2012: no-one died
2013: no-one died
2014: there was that one incident with mortal wombat
2015: no-one died
2016: no-one died
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:43, archived)
Will I be featured in this book at all?
I'd be interested to read what sort of impact the relationship we have has had on your life.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:44, archived)
I'd be interested to read what sort of impact the relationship we have has had on your life.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:44, archived)
one of these should probably work
www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=bazooka%20boy%202
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www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=bazooka%20boy%202
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:55, archived)
I'm mainly watching the water, there are currently no signs of fuck all, I'm at a loss
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:04, archived)
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wrong spot, it's 18 acres this lake, I think I'm a couple of days out on my swim selection, need to move
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:34, archived)
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I went on sunday. Blanked. They were all over the bloody surface! Loads of em I tell ya!
Mate had one off the bottom. Then nada off zigs and floats
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:41, archived)
Mate had one off the bottom. Then nada off zigs and floats
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:41, archived)
it's tough at the moment, weather keeps changing, they are on the top here now, might stick a big zig out
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My grandad turns 100 this year.
He used to play the mandolin and the banjo and all sorts.
Maybe I could convince him to play guitar for you.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:05, archived)
He used to play the mandolin and the banjo and all sorts.
Maybe I could convince him to play guitar for you.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:05, archived)
Wow, good on him
Mrs Hats' nan has just turned 97. She's doddery as fuck though.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:13, archived)
Mrs Hats' nan has just turned 97. She's doddery as fuck though.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:13, archived)
My grandad still has all his marbles.
not very active though and he sleeps more than he's awake.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:14, archived)
not very active though and he sleeps more than he's awake.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:14, archived)
When you reach 100, I think it's permitted
At least he has his mind. That must be the worse thing.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)
At least he has his mind. That must be the worse thing.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)
yeah, my nan, on the other side of the family, has alzheimer's.
on the plus side, at least she has no idea that she's ill.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:21, archived)
on the plus side, at least she has no idea that she's ill.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:21, archived)
yeah, especially all the old boys in the home she keeps hitting on.
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Disgusting
I am planning to watch a wedding. The protagonists are, I dunno, mid thirties or summat. I don't really know them. They're friends of my wife.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:06, archived)
I am planning to watch a wedding. The protagonists are, I dunno, mid thirties or summat. I don't really know them. They're friends of my wife.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:06, archived)
Oh christ, that is disgusting
I'm not keen on weddings. Why do they make you sit with people you don't know? Fuck mingling. I don't want to mingle. I want to talk to people I know and have a laugh.
And then drunkenly dance to Come On Eileen.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:14, archived)
I'm not keen on weddings. Why do they make you sit with people you don't know? Fuck mingling. I don't want to mingle. I want to talk to people I know and have a laugh.
And then drunkenly dance to Come On Eileen.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:14, archived)
I'm not sure who the first band playing is, Haven't left the hotel yet.
No idea.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:52, archived)
No idea.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:52, archived)
There's an awful lot of upsettedness going on at /qotw
They really get their knickers in a twist, don't they
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:28, archived)
They really get their knickers in a twist, don't they
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:28, archived)
Everywhere could benefit from more dogs in tights, to be honest
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:24, archived)
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:24, archived)
Bloodstock.
Well I will be when I finally get off the internet and leave.
:D
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:28, archived)
Well I will be when I finally get off the internet and leave.
:D
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:28, archived)
that's fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot
If you please
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:30, archived)
If you please
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:30, archived)
alright, dozers.
What happened to all the comedy racism? It's all comedy homophobia, now (which I'm uncomfortably comfortable with).
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
What happened to all the comedy racism? It's all comedy homophobia, now (which I'm uncomfortably comfortable with).
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
I'm not a fudge packer, I'm a fudge packer's son.
And I'm only packing fudge 'til the fudge packer comes.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:55, archived)
And I'm only packing fudge 'til the fudge packer comes.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:55, archived)
I once had a friend who confided in me that his favourite joke was
What's red and yellow and looks good on a Paki?
Can't say I was terribly amused.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:04, archived)
What's red and yellow and looks good on a Paki?
Can't say I was terribly amused.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:04, archived)
I reconnected with an old school friend via facebook after about 10 years of not seeing one another
and then the racist text "jokes" started to arrive. Apparently all asian people smell funny and all black people are illiterate thieves.
We're not friends anymore.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:09, archived)
and then the racist text "jokes" started to arrive. Apparently all asian people smell funny and all black people are illiterate thieves.
We're not friends anymore.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:09, archived)
yo sushi was crap
Well, not crap. Just overpriced. Came home and had a pizza and some ice cream.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:28, archived)
Well, not crap. Just overpriced. Came home and had a pizza and some ice cream.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:28, archived)
There is nothing about albert road that could be described as better
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:35, archived)
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:35, archived)
While Mr Horrible makes a valid point
I will try Sakura. Arigato, Manolith-San
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:36, archived)
I will try Sakura. Arigato, Manolith-San
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:36, archived)
too slow, chicken merengo
i was going to say that as in 'if you don't want to wait 6 months for another night away from the kids'
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
i was going to say that as in 'if you don't want to wait 6 months for another night away from the kids'
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
Ah, well yes
Plus they'd be pretty miffed to find out that we'd had japanese food and not included them.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:44, archived)
Plus they'd be pretty miffed to find out that we'd had japanese food and not included them.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:44, archived)
You could use the song Dirty Cash (Money Talks) as a theme tune:
Bivvy talks, mmm-hmm-hmm, bivvy talks
Dirty carp I want you, dirty carp I need you, woh-oh
Bivvy talks, bivvy talks
Dirty carp I want you, dirty carp I need you, woh-oh
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:37, archived)
Bivvy talks, mmm-hmm-hmm, bivvy talks
Dirty carp I want you, dirty carp I need you, woh-oh
Bivvy talks, bivvy talks
Dirty carp I want you, dirty carp I need you, woh-oh
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:37, archived)
sounds like you DON'T want to fuck a fish
what the hell is wrong with you?
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:50, archived)
what the hell is wrong with you?
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:50, archived)
I'd suit being a gnome
Sitting in quiet contemplation, no one around to spout nonsense at me. Now that's happening.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:23, archived)
Sitting in quiet contemplation, no one around to spout nonsense at me. Now that's happening.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:23, archived)
True enough
I just need a pointy hat and an oversized toadstool. And a selection of Elton John numbers to perform with my fellow gnomes.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:28, archived)
I just need a pointy hat and an oversized toadstool. And a selection of Elton John numbers to perform with my fellow gnomes.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:28, archived)
not me, I can't buy a bite, I've switched to a single pineapple pop up now on slack lines, mind it's a beautiful day
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:34, archived)
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So I thought I'd try some prune juice
I like prunes, it'll make a nice change I thought.
JESUS CHRIST!
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 23:35, archived)
I like prunes, it'll make a nice change I thought.
JESUS CHRIST!
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 23:35, archived)
dear god
I stupidly drank 2 large glasses as it tasted nice.
FUCK!
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 0:59, archived)
I stupidly drank 2 large glasses as it tasted nice.
FUCK!
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 0:59, archived)
Did it have amphetamines in?
ugly missus / fella?
so many questions so little time
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 1:47, archived)
ugly missus / fella?
so many questions so little time
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 1:47, archived)
Im off out after work tonight.
What's your alcoholic beverage of choice?
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:19, archived)
What's your alcoholic beverage of choice?
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:19, archived)
On a school night? Fucking deviant
I like a nice masculine mojito
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:24, archived)
I like a nice masculine mojito
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:24, archived)
I had a blueberry Mojito the other week.
Fucking lovely it was.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 18:02, archived)
Fucking lovely it was.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 18:02, archived)
You want to try a dark mojito
Made with golden rum, brown sugar and ginger beer or ginger ale. Delicious.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 18:45, archived)
Made with golden rum, brown sugar and ginger beer or ginger ale. Delicious.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 18:45, archived)
Ale.
Good quality whiskies.
White rum with lemonade.
Scotch with dry ginger.
Southern Comfort with lemonade or ginger ale.
Imported lager.
Not all at once, though.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:26, archived)
Good quality whiskies.
White rum with lemonade.
Scotch with dry ginger.
Southern Comfort with lemonade or ginger ale.
Imported lager.
Not all at once, though.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:26, archived)
I'm also quite partial to a Tequila Sunrise, or Long Island Iced Tea.
Thirsty, now.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:28, archived)
Thirsty, now.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:28, archived)
with the long island you are having them all at once, justsaying
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:31, archived)
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i don't really like long island iced tea
too many strong flavours in one drink
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:35, archived)
too many strong flavours in one drink
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 17:35, archived)
A short form of "isn't it", commonly used at the end of a statement for emphasis
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:37, archived)
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I never wash my fishing pan, just heat it up and give it a wet wipe, I say it adds flavour
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I tell you what's really bad
Paedophiles. They really should make that illegal or something
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Paedophiles. They really should make that illegal or something
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my tshirt, currently
i've been moving heavy things all afternoon and now it's drenched
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i've been moving heavy things all afternoon and now it's drenched
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 16:24, archived)
What is this, national moving shit about month or something?
Well fuck all y'all because I'm not moving shit. I'm on holiday from tomorrow.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 16:36, archived)
Well fuck all y'all because I'm not moving shit. I'm on holiday from tomorrow.
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My balls have got all tangled up in my boxer shorts and hurt a bit
What is ruining your otherwise good day today?
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What is ruining your otherwise good day today?
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Yesterday I cut up some incredibly hot birds-eye chillis and then touched my winky.
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Fuck me that sounds awful
I've done similar with normal red chilis and that was bad enough. Also rubbed my eye after cutting chilis.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:10, archived)
I've done similar with normal red chilis and that was bad enough. Also rubbed my eye after cutting chilis.
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Wasn't sure what the correct procedure for this was, I considered putting it in a glass of milk but didn't have any milk.
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And then wait for them to invent a cure for chilli willy before having it reattached?
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that's what i've heard, anyway
since it'll be frozen solid, you can still take it out and stick it up your wife every now and then
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:41, archived)
since it'll be frozen solid, you can still take it out and stick it up your wife every now and then
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:41, archived)
Not sure that's a particularly sensible idea, won't she end up with chilli burn in her bits? Also the willy might freeze itself to her insides making it impossible to remove.
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you have to put an industrial strength johnnie on it, i guess
actually, just don't bother. the rest of us will just take on more shifts
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:48, archived)
actually, just don't bother. the rest of us will just take on more shifts
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Fuck that shit, stand up and walk out
Punch the manager in the face on your way for good measure
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:14, archived)
Punch the manager in the face on your way for good measure
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Maybe save punching your manager in the face until you've got something better to go to, eh
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I don't know what that is
What do you reckon to Charlton's chances this season then mongy?
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What do you reckon to Charlton's chances this season then mongy?
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no idea, most of the players a Belgians now, probably fighting at the bottom again to survive
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life is sometimes so utterly depressing i just want to top myself
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Apple, anything made by Apple and anyone that has ever had anything to do with Apple
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I need to try getting something from Garageband on my iPad to my MacBook Pro
That will determine whether it truly is a Sisyphean task or whether it's just you who's imcompetent
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:31, archived)
That will determine whether it truly is a Sisyphean task or whether it's just you who's imcompetent
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:31, archived)
You make a good point, but using it does make transferring a Garageband song over easy
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Right, got the icloud thing on my laptop
I can see my garageband files, but I can't do anything with them (except delete). Now what?
Fucking Apple, man.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 14:22, archived)
I can see my garageband files, but I can't do anything with them (except delete). Now what?
Fucking Apple, man.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 14:22, archived)
I've been saying this for a decade but nobody listened.
170 quid for a battery swap even after you admitted it's a fault in the design? Get to fuck Apple, you monstrous pricks.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:33, archived)
170 quid for a battery swap even after you admitted it's a fault in the design? Get to fuck Apple, you monstrous pricks.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:33, archived)
yeah, nobody listened
in the last 10 years you are the only person to complain about apple products
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:42, archived)
in the last 10 years you are the only person to complain about apple products
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Erm, I think you'll find that lots of people have complained, Manolith
Erm...haha....errrrrrrmmm....hahaha....
EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM
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Erm...haha....errrrrrrmmm....hahaha....
EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 14:14, archived)
Bent as in the back wheel is out of shape,
on account of the bike rack slipping off the back of the car, and my bike taking the impact.
Getting a MaxxRaxx fitted, at the weekend.
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on account of the bike rack slipping off the back of the car, and my bike taking the impact.
Getting a MaxxRaxx fitted, at the weekend.
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i'm waiting in for my handout from the food bank.
living the motherfucking dream, yo.
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living the motherfucking dream, yo.
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You don't boil it, you wrap it in cling wrap and use a meat hammer
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Is that some new kind of diet?
Aren't there a lot of calories in dicks?
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Aren't there a lot of calories in dicks?
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There is in mine
cos it's like, so huge. But I can't speak for the rest of the population
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cos it's like, so huge. But I can't speak for the rest of the population
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I gave my bike the nickname "Brenda"
I call her Bren' when it's just me and her.
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I call her Bren' when it's just me and her.
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no, because I felt my bike needed a name
AND because I could tell people I've been riding Brenda, LOLOLOL
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 10:39, archived)
AND because I could tell people I've been riding Brenda, LOLOLOL
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my new bicycle doesn't have a name yet
I can't think of anything suitable ... she's too foxy for most names
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I can't think of anything suitable ... she's too foxy for most names
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 10:59, archived)
I ... you know ... I think you're right.
I might have to swap my googly eye dinosaur bell for one that looks like a boob
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)
I might have to swap my googly eye dinosaur bell for one that looks like a boob
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)
I put a tin can between my tyre and my frame.
Then it pinged off and blinded an old lady.
Don't give a fuck!
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:35, archived)
Then it pinged off and blinded an old lady.
Don't give a fuck!
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Tough, it can't, because it's a fucking toaster
Get a fucking grip
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Get a fucking grip
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are you calling forum hero gmos a prick?
because people have been banned for less than that
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because people have been banned for less than that
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prickery is as prickery does.
and that's all i got to say about that.
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and that's all i got to say about that.
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i think he might be TYRED of people making bike puns
hahaha tyres
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hahaha tyres
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some of these are getting very COGnitive.
It's impressive how people are chaining them together.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:12, archived)
It's impressive how people are chaining them together.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:12, archived)
Say, where does a cyclist like to keep his toothpaste?
INNER TUBE!
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INNER TUBE!
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Great work!
I can tell this is a free hub of community humour and I doubt that'll ever shift.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:11, archived)
I can tell this is a free hub of community humour and I doubt that'll ever shift.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:11, archived)
iPads. iTunes and fucking Apple can fuck the fuck off
fucking cuntbag piece of shit
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fucking cuntbag piece of shit
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it's fucking hopeless
I've done some garageband stuff and I want to move it onto my lappy, but the cunt won't let me. WHAT DO I DO, MANOLITH?? Come on, you're good at computers. Help me.
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I've done some garageband stuff and I want to move it onto my lappy, but the cunt won't let me. WHAT DO I DO, MANOLITH?? Come on, you're good at computers. Help me.
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Stop doing the job you're paid actual money for, and help your friend
for free
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for free
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If by 'power-cycling' you mean 'throwing it against a wall'
then not yet.
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then not yet.
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I'm getting fucking close
Oh I know, let's make a device that EVERYONE will want, but is hopelessly complicated to actually navigate. CUNTS. CUUUNNNTTTSS!!!!!
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Oh I know, let's make a device that EVERYONE will want, but is hopelessly complicated to actually navigate. CUNTS. CUUUNNNTTTSS!!!!!
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:11, archived)
Apple admit that they create things for you to use THEIR way.
They don't give a fuck about what YOU want to do.
I have no idea why people bother with such a self-centered atrocity.
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They don't give a fuck about what YOU want to do.
I have no idea why people bother with such a self-centered atrocity.
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I'm sorry MONO, I shouldn't have said that
Did Steve Jobs die? Or was that the other guy?
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Did Steve Jobs die? Or was that the other guy?
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:41, archived)
Cock off!
If you can't be arsed replying in a reasonable time then I reserve the right to withdraw my friendly greeting.
I hope you die in a fire.
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If you can't be arsed replying in a reasonable time then I reserve the right to withdraw my friendly greeting.
I hope you die in a fire.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 8:37, archived)
it fucking well is too ... I'm off work from lunch with a proper debauched weekend ahead
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we're dumping the kids with the au pair and going to a festival to get utterly utterly utterly mangled
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I'm going to a Medieval festival in the middle of the Canadian prairies
Where people wear chainmail and walk around talking their perceived version of ancient English at each other. There's jousting and all sorts of fake shit going on and apparently it's worth visiting.
Incidentally, right next door at the same time the Blackfoot Confederacy will be holding their annual pow-wow- which is a fucking huge authentic Canadian event with a tradition that dates back hundreds of years.
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Where people wear chainmail and walk around talking their perceived version of ancient English at each other. There's jousting and all sorts of fake shit going on and apparently it's worth visiting.
Incidentally, right next door at the same time the Blackfoot Confederacy will be holding their annual pow-wow- which is a fucking huge authentic Canadian event with a tradition that dates back hundreds of years.
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they should have a battle to settle old scores
I'd quite like to see a bunch of fat reenactment dweebs having their chubby skulls caved in with authentic stone axes
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 8:52, archived)
I'd quite like to see a bunch of fat reenactment dweebs having their chubby skulls caved in with authentic stone axes
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 8:52, archived)
I don't think they use stone axes any more.
I might be missing this event anyway as we're selling this house and there's an electrician coming round that morning.
If he fucks off sharpish, then I'll get to have a laugh at the Game of Thrones fans- otherwise I'll just have to hang on here and try to link my UK and Canadian bank accounts again.
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I might be missing this event anyway as we're selling this house and there's an electrician coming round that morning.
If he fucks off sharpish, then I'll get to have a laugh at the Game of Thrones fans- otherwise I'll just have to hang on here and try to link my UK and Canadian bank accounts again.
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Banking internationally is a pain
Once I get that sorted out things will be a lot easier.
Plus the new house is quite nice.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 9:38, archived)
Once I get that sorted out things will be a lot easier.
Plus the new house is quite nice.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 9:38, archived)
you can't bank in France without going in and persuading the manager that you're decent upstanding citizens
it's like the fucking 1950s
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 10:01, archived)
it's like the fucking 1950s
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 10:01, archived)
Simon Groom in the ones and twos
Sarah Greene and Lesley Judd lesleying it up in the mosh pit.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 9:24, archived)
Sarah Greene and Lesley Judd lesleying it up in the mosh pit.
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I love him and I love that.
Although the one time I've seen him at a festival since he made that he didn't play that ... which was terrible cowardice.
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Although the one time I've seen him at a festival since he made that he didn't play that ... which was terrible cowardice.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 8:59, archived)
pfft, i saw him at latitude and i mainly remember his version of the hollaback girl video
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you're allowed to mention the weekend on a monday
as long as it's the weekend just gone.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 8:53, archived)
as long as it's the weekend just gone.
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It's fine for me, because the weekend starts tomorrow
Boomtown here I come :D
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 8:53, archived)
Boomtown here I come :D
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 8:53, archived)
go and see son of dave
also, a guy i know is doing a dj set but i don't know what his 'dj name' is
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 9:08, archived)
also, a guy i know is doing a dj set but i don't know what his 'dj name' is
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I have no idea who i'll see, i'll try to make a concious effort to see son of dave
but really it depends on where the lsd takes me
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 9:26, archived)
but really it depends on where the lsd takes me
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 9:26, archived)
I usually live quite a clean(ish) lifestyle
but I like to let myself go properly at least once a year, and Boomtown falling on my birthday nearly every year is just asking for it.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 9:43, archived)
but I like to let myself go properly at least once a year, and Boomtown falling on my birthday nearly every year is just asking for it.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 9:43, archived)
I thought you'd like it
When I tried foood, I thought to myself "You know who'd like this?" I thought, "That Manolith, that's who."
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
When I tried foood, I thought to myself "You know who'd like this?" I thought, "That Manolith, that's who."
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
morning
Went to see Comics Unmasked at the British Library, yesterday, which was certainly more fun being at work today will be.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 9:01, archived)
Went to see Comics Unmasked at the British Library, yesterday, which was certainly more fun being at work today will be.
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Morning
I had to have a shit in our new offices yesterday. It made me a bit sad, I prefer to do all my shitting in one of my own toilets.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 7:29, archived)
I had to have a shit in our new offices yesterday. It made me a bit sad, I prefer to do all my shitting in one of my own toilets.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 7:29, archived)
plus, technically, you've cost the company money for unproductive work
I'm not going to judge, I'll leave that to society.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 7:38, archived)
I'm not going to judge, I'll leave that to society.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 7:38, archived)
I shit four or five times a day when I'm working from home
Only God can judge me
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Only God can judge me
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there's only room for one shitfail on this board
so to me you will always be gonz
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 8:23, archived)
so to me you will always be gonz
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 8:23, archived)
Bong this just in, I'm having a Snickers and a coke, lakes dead, Bong
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after The Matrix?
I laughed at the risible bag of sci fi bollocks, and questioned the intelligence of anyone claiming it held any semblance of worth.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 7:22, archived)
I laughed at the risible bag of sci fi bollocks, and questioned the intelligence of anyone claiming it held any semblance of worth.
( , Wed 6 Aug 2014, 7:22, archived)
I carried myself, a bag of sun cream, a hangover and a camera to the top of the Acropolis in Lindos yesterday
120m to the top in 38 degree heat, only to realise when we had climbed to the bottom we had left our camera up there so had to climb it again. In 38 degree heat. Only to realise that we had our camera all the time.
I will post a few pics when I get back.
What have you spastics climbed recently? Grrrmachines mum? Bumless bum?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:29, archived)
120m to the top in 38 degree heat, only to realise when we had climbed to the bottom we had left our camera up there so had to climb it again. In 38 degree heat. Only to realise that we had our camera all the time.
I will post a few pics when I get back.
What have you spastics climbed recently? Grrrmachines mum? Bumless bum?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:29, archived)
I've found it
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( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:09, archived)
looks like someone peeking at saink on my phone, live from the lake, Bong
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don't fucking talk to mongy like that, you cunt
I think you'd better apologise
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:27, archived)
I think you'd better apologise
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:27, archived)
Nice one ya spacky twunt
I don't need to climb mountains. I just stand next to them, and chop em down with the edge of my hand
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:40, archived)
I don't need to climb mountains. I just stand next to them, and chop em down with the edge of my hand
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:40, archived)
Alright, spanfles.
You should get off the internet while you're on holiday. That's what dickends do.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:55, archived)
You should get off the internet while you're on holiday. That's what dickends do.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:55, archived)
Dick ends get off on the internet
Or you wank your chops to kiddie munchies such as Nutella you and nonce?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 23:41, archived)
Or you wank your chops to kiddie munchies such as Nutella you and nonce?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 23:41, archived)
I carried boxes from my car to my new flat 30 times today
Considering the flat is on the 4th floor, and it's 77 steps, and each step is 0.16m high, I climbed 360metres which is almost to the roof of the Empire State Building. Carrying a box.
How high have you climbed?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:11, archived)
Considering the flat is on the 4th floor, and it's 77 steps, and each step is 0.16m high, I climbed 360metres which is almost to the roof of the Empire State Building. Carrying a box.
How high have you climbed?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:11, archived)
Yeah, but Achintee's already 104m above sea level
so you only really climbed 1,240 m
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:18, archived)
so you only really climbed 1,240 m
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:18, archived)
Lifts are only required in blocks of five floors or more
This cunt's on the fourth floor, but is then a two-floor flat, so they cheated so that they didn't have to install a lift.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:19, archived)
This cunt's on the fourth floor, but is then a two-floor flat, so they cheated so that they didn't have to install a lift.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:19, archived)
how the fuck is that a maisonette, and how is your missus gonna get a baby and all it's stuff up and down
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:19, archived)
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:19, archived)
The one that you sit on
drinking orange juice and eating a croissant looking like a smug shit.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:00, archived)
drinking orange juice and eating a croissant looking like a smug shit.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:00, archived)
course it's a maisonette, it's got two floors.
Fuck knows about the baby shit though, why would I care?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:24, archived)
Fuck knows about the baby shit though, why would I care?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:24, archived)
How many fully grown adult herons would you feel comfortable sharing your daily commute in a Renault Clio with?
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or smaller herons
I'd breed an extra specially small heron so I could fit 1000 fully grown ones in the boot.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:44, archived)
I'd breed an extra specially small heron so I could fit 1000 fully grown ones in the boot.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:44, archived)
Well I hope you don't then
I hope a mandrill rips your left leg off and taunts you by kicking you in the head with it repeatedly until you die.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:43, archived)
I hope a mandrill rips your left leg off and taunts you by kicking you in the head with it repeatedly until you die.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:43, archived)
dead or heavily sedated they might make a comfortable cushion, so four or five.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)
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I reckon I could fit a fair few into the back of my transit
but the noise would probably piss me off as it takes an hour to get to work
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:32, archived)
but the noise would probably piss me off as it takes an hour to get to work
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:32, archived)
I usually stay away, so being an hour from home is actually quite nice, plus i get paid more for driving than actually being at work
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i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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what kind of herons?
I don't really like the common grey ones but I wouldn't mind the Squacco.
Also ... my commute is a five minute walk so the Clio wouldn't really be useful.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:49, archived)
I don't really like the common grey ones but I wouldn't mind the Squacco.
Also ... my commute is a five minute walk so the Clio wouldn't really be useful.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:49, archived)
you could just house the herons in the clio like some sort of villainous mobile aviary.
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( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:57, archived)
herons are wonderful birds that can perfectly well complete their daily commute without folding themselves up into the inadequate space offered by a renault clio
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:57, archived)
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:57, archived)
Not if they're chained together in preparation for their working day of sexual slavery
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:59, archived)
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:59, archived)
schoolboy error there of confusing herons with your mum, mr horrible
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:02, archived)
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:02, archived)
over the marshes, over the garden ponds, land somewhere in the middle of a field with a stream noticed only by herons, stand very still for a very long time, avoid other herons, pack up and fly back to roosting site again
NO renault clios
NO nectar points
NO free newspapers
NO issues with armrest rage
NO headphones tinkitytinkiychikchikchikchaAARGH
In conclusion, herons are better commuters than humans
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:01, archived)
NO renault clios
NO nectar points
NO free newspapers
NO issues with armrest rage
NO headphones tinkitytinkiychikchikchikchaAARGH
In conclusion, herons are better commuters than humans
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:01, archived)
So.....
What do you reckon? Come on, seriously, what do you reckon?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:49, archived)
What do you reckon? Come on, seriously, what do you reckon?
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:49, archived)
i reckon that having looked at it for a while, 'reckon' is a pretty weird word, actually
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:53, archived)
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:53, archived)
I believe that children are our future.
Scheming murderous little bastards.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:58, archived)
Scheming murderous little bastards.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:58, archived)
and without our secret army of BBC radio DJs they will never be stopped
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:23, archived)
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:23, archived)
I reckon your mum would conclude that i'm a charming, young man
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:20, archived)
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:20, archived)
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:56, archived)
I'm really not, I'm just the only one in my company fluent in english, so they gave me a computer and an easy job
with enough boredom involved to warrant b3ta. I started as a builder.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 15:17, archived)
with enough boredom involved to warrant b3ta. I started as a builder.
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 15:17, archived)
I'd rather be a competent nerdy computer type than
whatever it is you are
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 15:21, archived)
whatever it is you are
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 15:21, archived)
the bbc reckon that someone has worked out an equation for happiness
news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/76658000/jpg/_76658853_76658852.jpg
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:39, archived)
news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/76658000/jpg/_76658853_76658852.jpg
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:39, archived)
most AMAs are like that because they get thousands of questions
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 15:48, archived)
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 15:48, archived)
I liked the John Carter Cash one.
He actually gave proper answers.
I'd prefer it if all people doing AMAs gave 2 real answers than 1,000,000 "yes"s
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:01, archived)
He actually gave proper answers.
I'd prefer it if all people doing AMAs gave 2 real answers than 1,000,000 "yes"s
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:01, archived)
I havent had the rods out since moving from the sea to the edge of the thames
havent had the inspiration for some reason
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:03, archived)
havent had the inspiration for some reason
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:03, archived)
Yeah, but I can't talk about those times here, or all the single, lonely, computer nerd types will form jealous and bitter, biased hatred of me
and be mean to me all the time
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:30, archived)
and be mean to me all the time
( , Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:30, archived)
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