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alright
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:46,
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yer, leaving the juicer soon to play cod aw
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mongychops, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:47,
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I haven't got there yet
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:49,
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it's nearly 6, stop preening and get moving
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mongychops, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:54,
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Busy at work
I'm about 20 minutes away now.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:01,
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Yeah, what MONO! said
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:21,
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prick
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:23,
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sort it out, losers
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:13,
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Shit just got real
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:39,
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#hugagrumpygrrrrmachine
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:04,
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tautology
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:08,
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#threadbare
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 16:46,
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I thought this was the popular page for a minute
then I twigged that the reason there are no replies is because you're all needy spastics
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:02,
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Dunno who you are soz
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:05,
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says the man who couldn't resist chiming in and brags about 'reddit gold'?
one of us, one of us, one of us
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:08,
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Sawit sawoo!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:17,
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fuck off you pricks
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 16:44,
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#racismisfun
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mingeswingers, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 16:41,
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#newerthread
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 16:30,
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#newthread
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brb many them, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 16:26,
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I went to pick up a filing cabinet from some place it's impossible to get to
Then a parrot decided to sit on my shoulder and wouldn't get off.
Then I had to go back to work.
Shit lunch.
You?
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:16,
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I had mediocre fishcakes and a beer
then I sat in the sun but it's actually quite chilly.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:18,
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had a new gas meter installed
and am now enjoying a ham, cheese, cucumber and chillies sandwich and a nice cup of coffee.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:24,
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Nowhere's impossible to get to, surely?
And what the fuck were you doing messing about with a parrot?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:25,
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there is in Reading, apparently.
the parrot is called Chickan.
she fancies me and never leaves me alone :(
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:34,
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disgusting
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:37,
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she gets all .... erm.... worked up...
sat on my shoulder.... preening my beard... nibbling my ear... ruffling her feathers....
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:39,
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A Parrot called Chickan
thats going to have some identity issues later on in life.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:14,
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don't see why
we used to have a mouse called smackhead, it never got involved in drugs.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:25,
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I used to have a goldfish called Jeff Hardy
and it never attempted to hurricanrana me ONCE
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:27,
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it might have, while you were asleep
did you ever wake up with a suspiciously wet face?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:32,
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I did, but I assumed that was because of my other fish
RVD
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:33,
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RVD would be a better name for a frog
do you name all your pets after wrestling drug-enthusiasts?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:38,
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I did at the time
It was quite a long time ago now. I also had Ax & Smash (fish).
My Dad had cats called Smokey and The Bandit. His partner thought it was the stupidest thing ever.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:40,
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i had mice called ripley and vasquez
and when they died, replaced them with hicks and bishop.
i've also had fish called brody and hooper and a cat called catface
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:51,
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because he had the face of a cat?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:54,
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indeed
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 16:06,
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I went to get a new stylus,
Pepperoni Pizza from Greggs,
back to work
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:31,
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They put onion in my tuna when I didn't want any
and made INSTANT coffee instead of using the machine.
Crap lunch
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M o D, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:32,
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Sounds like the latest Terry Gilliam film
I had a healthy salad anda bottle of water. Then I ordered some new business cards. More Bret Easton Ellis than Gilliam for me I guess.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:37,
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well i didn't molest any parrots, you filthy bastard
went for a walk, ate a sandwich, watched a cartoon
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:56,
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bet it was jap pthc tentacle rape
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:57,
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i presume it would be a terrible idea to google pthc at work
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:11,
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Well, according to wikipedia:
Percutaneous transhepatic cholangiography (PTHC or PTC) or percutaneous hepatic cholangiogram is a radiologic technique used to visualize the anatomy of the biliary tract.
Obvious when you think about it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:13,
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disgusting
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:17,
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paint two hats chartreuse
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:25,
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Paul:Tall Hairy Chap
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:29,
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I know a tall, hairy guy named Paul
You don't know him
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:31,
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he sounds awful
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:32,
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He's alright...just too tall
and hairy
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:37,
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Don't do it
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:13,
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thanks
i help you with the baseball thing, you help me with this. the system works.
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:18,
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Its ok,
Just currently destroying apache logs etc, right now. I'm sure it will be fine
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:20,
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yes
that would be a potentially job-threatening Google history
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:16,
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unless you work in the pthc industry
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:24,
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and, in a way, don't we all?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 16:07,
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Went for a walk
purchased a freshly made farmhouse ham (your guess is as good as mine) sandwhich and then ate it at my desk with a sense of impending doom hanging over me.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:15,
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bored of that now
if you had to have one of your limbs lopped off with a machete which would you choose?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:08,
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Probably
this one
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:10,
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oh you are just the worst kind of person
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:16,
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I can think of at least 4 people that are worse than me
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:22,
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you're forgetting about all the charity work they did
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:23,
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Ok
1) People who have tattoos saying things like "Heaven won't have me and hell is afraid I'll take over"
2) People who drive vans
3) People who have children
4) Jews
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:28,
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you're on your own list, you fool!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:29,
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Of course I am
I'm a classic self-hating narcissist
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:33,
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i'm starting to think tangles was right about this place
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:38,
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It has gone quiet
I'm starting to get the idea that I'm not as popular as I think I am
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:40,
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everyone is waiting for you to stop posting
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:41,
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I suspected as much
Well, if they want me to stop posting, then they should find me a more interesting job
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:44,
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it's laziness on their parts really
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:47,
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pfft... parts
sounds a bit like I'm talking about their genitals!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:47,
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it does a bit!
oh, this place, eh?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:48,
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my prehensile tail
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:49,
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penis it is
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:47,
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i do like mint with my limb
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:53,
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MODS terrible bullying
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mongychops, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:55,
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he gaz'd me as well saying how you couldn't be a mod
because you couldn't finger a dog.
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:56,
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right leg
that's the one that always gets pins and needles
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:03,
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you win
by being the only person to give a proper answer. congrats!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:34,
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yay!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:35,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:09,
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not sure
feel a bit spacey today
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:12,
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👾👾👽👽👺👺
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:13,
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you're living in a tawdry Channel 4 comedy with Simon Pegg?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:15,
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You're part of a Liverpudlian band obsessed with Mulder and Skully?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:16,
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You have a receding hairline and think you're from K-PAX?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:16,
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This is the closest one so far^
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:20,
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if you have a receding hairline, it must be in your pants
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:28,
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It's receded pretty far, it's true
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:33,
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can we put your head in a bowling ball polishing machine like in the simpsons?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:57,
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i'm not hearing a no!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:07,
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Ball-o-shine-o?
Sure
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:24,
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do you promise to cry out 'you're polishing bone!'?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:26,
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I swear it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:26,
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then it's on like donkey kong, baby
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:44,
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Do it like chewits, baby
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:08,
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i'll make it so like karen o, baby
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:17,
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this place would be dead on its arse if you two found some other way of communicating with one another
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:27,
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this is the only way
He won't let me anywhere near him
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:35,
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at least not before you give him time to don his gas mask
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:35,
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i can barely stand to talk to him on here
i only do it to keep the forum alive
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:38,
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MANOLITH IS AFRAID TO LOVE
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:11,
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y k
You're an American actress and singer, who came to international prominence for your roles as Holly Sargis in Terrence Malick's film Badlands and as Carrie White in Brian De Palma's horror film Carrie?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:20,
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well I did come on this morning, if that's what you mean
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:22,
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media.giphy.com/media/V3GIbLKQ37Nbq/giphy.gif
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:25,
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That's pretty much what my morning routine looks like, yes
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:32,
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yes
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:31,
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yes
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:33,
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no
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:47,
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alright kevin
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:36,
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no real names pls
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:37,
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I thought your name was Two
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:48,
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It's actually Thats Wo
He's one of them Asians
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:50,
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arigato
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:25,
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No, he said he's feeling Spacey's bits, he's his gay lover or something.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:01,
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i.imgur.com/8Ndj5AV.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:06,
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christ
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:25,
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I was expecting him to morph into you eventually
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:35,
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that probably wouldn't be that difficult to do
i mean, obviously i'm not going to do it but it probably would be easy enough
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:43,
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cheers
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:33,
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Sorry to jump in all random and shit
But can anyone remember that comedy fake pub Country Pub Website made by someone on here? I remember they served a pint of Unknown Stuntman. Any ideas anyone? Ta.
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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:37,
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*lobster hands*
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:49,
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*giving it all that*
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:13,
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Al Murray
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:59,
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www.thefoulmouthedcunt.co.uk
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wimbley is feeling hungover, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:17,
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I can help
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:26,
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gaz mong... wait a minute
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mongychops, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:43,
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pfft
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:50,
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I have a great idea for a reversible ebola suit that's also a bear costume for fancy dress.
I'll be wanting £50,000 for 10% of my company.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:07,
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Safe!
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:03,
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this isn't baseball
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:07,
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Thanks for that,
I was convinced it was.
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:13,
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happy to help
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:18,
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s'cold
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:10,
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a'dmonish
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:13,
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innit tho
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:19,
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sup
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:35,
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attrition of work n 'ting
but all good really
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:43,
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yeah!
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:50,
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bit of frost this morning
might have to move my fuchsias
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:29,
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frost?
nah just cold
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:35,
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Puddle in the garden was frozen solid. I haven't insulated my greenhouse yet, this could be a total disaster.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:39,
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Just wear tighter pants
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:49,
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if they were any tighter they'd be wearing me
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:01,
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not really
you must be some sort of girly man
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:34,
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a girly man wouldn't have such a majestic beard
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:35,
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debatable
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:48,
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prove it
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:50,
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I don't got to prove nothing to you
NOTHING
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:59,
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beards don't guarantee anything these days
there's all sorts of fey pricks that have them
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:00,
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Beards guarantee just one thing
the person in question does not consider shaving to be an important part of their day.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:03,
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no, that's not even true any more
hipster beards probably require a lot of daily sculpting
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:26,
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I'm all ill and stuff
please post any hopes for my untimely demise below and I'll read them later
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:35,
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die
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:36,
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get well soon x
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:48,
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have a good shit
that will sort you out.
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:01,
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wuss
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:40,
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wuss in boots
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:50,
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Not quite 'coat' cold yet
but it's in the post, that's for sure
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:42,
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I wore a jumper
with the beard I looked like a fisherman.
lol
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MONO!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:51,
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?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:53,
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i'm still in tshirt mode
with a light jacket at night
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:00,
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ditto
in fact, my Fender hoodie is, if anything, a little
too warm.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:01,
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listen to david gandy over here
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:02,
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Pfft
It's spelled "
ghandi"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:05,
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chill
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:02,
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morning
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 6:45,
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morning.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:06,
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morning
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mongychops, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:08,
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mongy
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:10,
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morning yourself, handsome.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:38,
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checked
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:39,
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rollin on trips
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:54,
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totally tripped out
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:56,
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i'm trippin' balls
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:48,
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have you lost yer marbles or something?
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Glovington, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:01,
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boris
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:10,
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aw, you're not horrible at all.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:53,
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chevron
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:11,
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another great start to the day
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mongychops, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:19,
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That's what I'm talking about
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:23,
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jesus approved
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:41,
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and for that reason I'm out
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:49,
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he's only famous coz of his dad
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mongychops, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:56,
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nepotism, that's what it is
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:49,
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up yours, dickface
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:44,
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It's funny because my face does look like a dick
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:48,
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and you have the face of Kenneth Williams on your cock
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:49,
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sssh
Nobody's meant to know I dug him up
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:50,
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with your rosy testicle cheeks
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:48,
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morning
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:46,
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up yours, dickface
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:48,
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YUS!!
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:55,
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sniff my bum
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:49,
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smells of brie
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:50,
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this is life
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:53,
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I once went to a live sex show and all the genitals smelled of coconut.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:55,
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Not just the nuts?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:58,
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nuts, twats, arseholes ... seriously ... it's like they'd been practising with Bounty bars
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:59,
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Hullo
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:21,
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harrow
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:14,
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morning
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:36,
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right back atcha
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:05,
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mtp fo' life
word
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Glovington, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:07,
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Stop being mean!
CLICKY!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:30,
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bit gay mate
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:32,
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FUCK YOU
YOU FUCKING WANKER SHITFEST ARSEHOLE CUNTING BASTARD FUCKTARD BUMDER.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:34,
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Also, evening all.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:34,
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evening
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:41,
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alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:09,
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not clicking that prolly a virus, soz
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mongychops, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:35,
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You can view it on /board.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:37,
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Yeah glad you're having a nice day fucking sloths
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:43,
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hi
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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:44,
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thanks dave trouser
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vladimir, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 20:13,
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looks like a cunt
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 20:16,
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I bet he has to go easy scratching is arse.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Nov 2014, 20:26,
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might have known the kiddie porn lot would hijack it
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 20:26,
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flattery will get you nowhere
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 20:31,
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oh but you are
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 20:58,
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Fuck, you've killed /talk with your shit post you dick
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 0:38,
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all hail the flying spaghetti monster
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mondeo_32, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:20,
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a wrote off a mondeo once
true story
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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:29,
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a i
wrote wanked +in
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:40,
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is this supposed to be flirting?
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mondeo_32, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:50,
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He's gonna ride up over your bumper.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:15,
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You're so 2000 and LATE
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:41,
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If you want to worship something made-up
Then why not just try Christianity? It already has the infrastructure, the literature, etc. The Pastafarians don't even have a church, let alone a summer fete.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:01,
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you're shit at the internet
I hope your family die before you
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:03,
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Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:15,
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good point
edited accordingly
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:24,
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Much better.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:28,
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PACT COFFEE, DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:04,
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I bet you wear a t-shirt with that on to the pub.
And everybody tries to avoid eye contact with you.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:04,
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up yours, dickface
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:06,
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Tosser, go away.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:09,
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^gay sex tourist
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mongychops, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:12,
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eveninh
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:49,
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SSG
Shit Soiled Grandpa
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:02,
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DUBS
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:02,
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AND AGAIN
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:02,
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dub dubs
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:03,
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Only ever here for the gets
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:44,
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hello
I need to bottle some stout
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:03,
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Stick it up yer bumhole
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:03,
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nah
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:22,
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Evening SSG
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:10,
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alright
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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:13,
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Early night for me tonight
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:24,
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sexy motherfucker shaking that ass!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:28,
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alright ssg
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:09,
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alright jaction
d'you listen to harmontown?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:15,
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Why's it so shit?
What are you all doing that's more important than procrastination on here?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:23,
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need a poo
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:26,
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did a poo
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:51,
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tweetin dis ^
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:52,
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haha
yeah
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:56,
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ungrateful prick
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:57,
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isn't it.
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:03,
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procrastination?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:28,
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you're really committed to this, aren't you?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:49,
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So what happened with Margaret Thatcher in the end?
I remember hearing something about her dying, but I got distracted. How did it turn out?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:54,
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Her good work continues to this day
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:57,
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Oh, well thank goodness
I hate hearing sad stories.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:59,
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she died but they exhumed the corpse and replaced all the dead bits with computer chips and such
now she's trying to get back into politics
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:28,
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*BLEEP* poll tax *BLOOP* invade falklands
*BOINK* must close mines
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:33,
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engaging 'snatch milk' protocol
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:42,
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'Operation Whippy' is GO
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:47,
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In a meeting which is a load of shit with some woman talking a load of shit about a load of shit
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:43,
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procrasturbation
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:46,
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the best of all the 'bations
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:48,
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What did you make of Babbadook?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:50,
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sounds a bit rude
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:57,
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You know what's rude?
Me asking Geordiejay a question and being ignored. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:59,
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I'm sick of gay people treating us straights as second class citizens
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:14,
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I don't know who the hell they think they are
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:15,
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Utter tosh and "fucking shit" to boot
Modern horror needs to go away, take a good long hard look at it itself and get some ideas bucked up a bit.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:01,
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Well, I wouldn't go that far
For a little indie movie I thought it was alright. I've certainly seen far worse.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:14,
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baa ba dook dook dook, push pineapple shake a tree
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:27,
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yes
i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8362379008/h434A6755/
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:35,
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is that what it's all about?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:39,
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It's what EVERYTHING is all about
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:43,
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i'll invert your rectum in a minute
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:40,
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That
is nothing short of harrowing
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:47,
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have you seen this stuff about jimmy white?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:49,
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the snookerist?
no
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:55,
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Wow, he's on crack?
Well if you can afford it, why not. He's not hurting anyone.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:57,
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except himself
he reckons it cost him a few world championships
mind you, if he'd won, he'd have only spent the prize money on more crack
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:04,
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Course he would
They're all the same, these sportsmen.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:29,
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Hi, Soz I went on my lunch.
Yer it was good. Very good character development. More a psychological thriller than horror. Has elements of The Shining and Rosemarys Baby I thought.
Would see again. 8 popcorns.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:56,
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Yeah, I thought the same
Hope they continue making stuff like that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:58,
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I am complaining
elsewhere on the internet
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:13,
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picking up prescriptions
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:28,
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hafternoon
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:09,
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Sup blud
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M o D, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:10,
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bit quiet, innit
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:20,
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sure is
maybe to quiet
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M o D, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:46,
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stay frosty
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:47,
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too many mods in this thread
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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:23,
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you can't be trusted
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:24,
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I'll haft you in a minute.
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:28,
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i'd like to see you try
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:34,
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*tries*
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:37,
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*likes*
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:38,
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__
, ," e`--o
(( ( | __,'
\\~----------------' \_;/
( HI MANOLITH /
/) ._______________. )
(( ( (( (
``-' ``-'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:33,
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might go for a walk
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:02,
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a long one?
off a short pier?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:06,
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bit cold for a swim
but thanks for your input
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:59,
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hey sweety
☺☺☺😀🙌😻👍💗💽🎸🍗
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:11,
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i could only see the first 3 of those on my computer
but since it's you, i got my phone out to have a look and i'm glad i did
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:13,
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alright
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mongychops, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:14,
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what's the haps, mongy?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:24,
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innit tho
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:16,
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i've seen a lot of afternoons in my time
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:24,
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Are you sure you're not getting afternoons mixed up with big sweaty cocks there?
And confusing 'seen' with 'sucked'?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:49,
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as sure as sure can be
do you often muddle those up then?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:54,
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I guess you've done both then.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 13:56,
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nah
but i can tell the difference between a physical object and a period of time because i'm not a denty-brained spastic
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 14:26,
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I'm doing poppy collecting in between mong monitoring
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bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 14:13,
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Your new job is at Asda?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 14:26,
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haha might as well be
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bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 14:37,
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hafternoon?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 14:34,
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yes, it's compulsory
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:02,
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morning
miss me?
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:02,
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NONO!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:04,
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DRSHAMBOLLOCKS!
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:07,
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This morning on my desk I have seven mobile phones and a double glazing unit.
Not completely sure what to do with this.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:13,
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I suggest you double glaze those phones.
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:18,
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seems like the sensible way forward
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:21,
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Smashing
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Glovington, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:48,
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shove it up your arse
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mongychops, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 10:11,
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don't think it'll go
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 11:09,
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like the desserts miss lorraine
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:08,
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I'm just glad those really shite icons are gone
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:13,
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a bit
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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:08,
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cool
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:13,
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every single day, every time I prayed, I was missing you
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Glovington, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:11,
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prick
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:13,
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I miss you big
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Glovington, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:17,
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did you just call me fat?
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:18,
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My thoughts Big I just can't define, wish I could turn back the hands of time
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Glovington, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:20,
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Alright!
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:15,
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OH RIGHT!
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:18,
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what's the opposite of missing someone?
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Zuowan, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:18,
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Zuowan
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:18,
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then I Zuowanned you.
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Zuowan, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:19,
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Zowned
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:26,
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Zowie cavey wavey!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:28,
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that's gonna win
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 10:56,
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Zee only way is essex
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Glovington, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:45,
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dunno
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:20,
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MONO!
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:21,
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where are the bonfire night icons, you fucking papist?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:28,
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i stuck 'em up my bum
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 11:11,
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morning
have you been away?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:26,
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depends
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:29,
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just answer the question
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:33,
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I did.
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:40,
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it was too ambiguous and I'm not sufficiently interested to pursue a further line of questioning
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:51,
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hmm
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 10:39,
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http://i.imgur.com/7HJttvi.jpg
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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 10:57,
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