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I didn't realise /talk has a gay shift

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:14, archived)
^ outed

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:42, archived)
^ has spastic kids ^
I so hope that's true
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:47, archived)
Well, enough of that crap.
Who's not in the juicer then?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:50, archived)
me
still on the beers though
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:51, archived)
Fair enough.
I'm finishing off a job application. Joyous times.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:53, archived)
Righto
hope the place your applying for burns to the ground and goes into administration

Love Mupps x
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:05, archived)
Harsh but fare/fair/fayre
Prick wanker
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:13, archived)
no YOUR mam

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:30, archived)
MODS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:47, archived)
Even manolith has you on ignore.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:10, archived)
He's a right moody prick
About as edgy as The Doveston, we could all suck his cock at the same time and still be under the limit for the amount of cock allowed in one mans mouth
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 0:44, archived)
Even the ashes are bankrupt :(

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:35, archived)
Your 'friends' probably are
They just didn't tell you
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:58, archived)
spanishfly is a sex offender

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:46, archived)
I'm sure this is common knowledge
He also goes by the name Dapper Laughs
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:52, archived)
Only according to your mum
The things she can do with a German shepherd
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:56, archived)
SpanishFly is a German Shepherd AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:12, archived)
That's what I call my victims

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 22:13, archived)
Interheineken
Jodie Fosters


Will Carling

Kroneneniceburg
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:18, archived)
Stella McCartney
David Becksham


Buddy Holly Light

Charlton Holsten

Skol Crusher Smith
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:22, archived)
Alec guiness

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:39, archived)
Vodka putin

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:41, archived)
Vera Gin

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:43, archived)
Jack Black Daniels

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:44, archived)
Shandy McDowell

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:45, archived)
Glenmorangie Close

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:43, archived)
Glenfarclas Close

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:48, archived)
Get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:57, archived)
Fuck it
Mini Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:46, archived)
Kermit Laphroaig

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:47, archived)
Rolling The Rock

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:59, archived)
blah blah blah

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:34, archived)
FUCKLIFT FUCKLIFT FUCKLIFT

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:39, archived)
fuck lift off

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:43, archived)
Worst countdown ever

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:46, archived)
p please bob

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:15, archived)
Creepy cunt

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:16, archived)
All that
For that! Hahah LOVE IT. /talk is nothing like I remember
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:49, archived)
It used to be good and then I came along
Everyone hates me because you are a boring cunt. Sort it out. Prick
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:53, archived)
Oh come on!
As boring as some of the posts. Even thread starters! LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:55, archived)
Please explain or kill yourself

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:02, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:54, archived)
Hahaha
Play nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:55, archived)
Psst!
I think he's talking to you
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:03, archived)
Thank fuck YOU came along.
You might as well be dead
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:45, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:54, archived)
Yes what you prick?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:03, archived)
up yours, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:17, archived)
Fucking epic

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:18, archived)
I just discovered my super power
Completely by accident. Taking tablets out of a blister pack, 3 tablets all stuck to my hands I thiught I had dropped them on the floor.

Completely different blister pack, same thing hapoens! THE VERY SAMEZ

What is YOUR super power you didn't know you have until it happens /wotw
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:52, archived)
You sweaty-palmed idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:55, archived)
I would normally accept this put down
But I had just had my hands in your mums mimsy and she's as dry as dead cat left on the roof of a Ford Fiesta in the middle of summer on a tesco car park
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:00, archived)
I how I want a superpower
All I have is FL
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:57, archived)
I love you just a little bit
In my penis
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:58, archived)
That is all I ask

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:03, archived)
Queer

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:07, archived)
Just a half

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:13, archived)
You are entitled to it

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:20, archived)
Fruityloops?
Florida?
Florins?
Flerovium?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:32, archived)
FUCKLIFTS

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:33, archived)
The power to locate snapped elastic bands

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:34, archived)
^ ex postman with progression issues ^

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:39, archived)
My cat has this power.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:40, archived)
Those ain't elastic bands.
Your cat has worms.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:50, archived)
They were used filthy shitty condoms

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 20:20, archived)
My mum and dads cat had the ability to set its tail on fire and survive
Until the day it burnt to death
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:50, archived)
you all have ebola

(mondeo_32, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:32, archived)
bored of this already
just saying
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:38, archived)
bit gay m8

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:38, archived)
This is soooooooo FUCKin' October 2014

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:42, archived)
You are prone to rust

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:45, archived)

Prick ✔
Wanker ✔
Hated✔
Funny ✖

Three out of four, eh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:48, archived)
I thought that excitingly witty post was saved especially for ME

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:50, archived)
[archived for future reference]

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:51, archived)
this seems very unlikely
unless your mum has it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:35, archived)
bored of that now
I have this mental picture of how you lot look, sat in some dismal terraced house with a plate of oven chips and supermarket own brand ketchup while you watch the lottery draw on a flickering black and white television and the dog runs its arse along the threadbare carpet.

Imagine I could be bothered to ask you a question then answer it.
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:02, archived)
i don't even own a black and white television

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:05, archived)
I almost bought a TV last month

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:05, archived)
then what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:06, archived)
Mind the piss

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:07, archived)
I realised I didn't particularly need one

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:15, archived)
No one actually NEEDS one

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:16, archived)
What happened to stop you?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:07, archived)
giro come late?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:07, archived)
She always comes first

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:08, archived)
bought her what?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:15, archived)
this joke is funny for two reasons; "TV" may mean television or transvestite and the verb "bought" is changed from intransitive to transitive
that's right up there with syllepsis and zeugma for comedy value that is
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:20, archived)
it's like bait and switch and innuendo rolled into one

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:21, archived)
he could get on Radio 4 with material like that

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:23, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW_zi8n4HDQ
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:24, archived)
alright MGT
how's that whole "believing in god" thing going then?
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:09, archived)
yeah not bad thanks,
how's your sanity?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:10, archived)
I keep thinking there's a man in the sky making things happen

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:12, archived)
Rob?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:15, archived)
oh well,
keep on trying
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:16, archived)
He just looks and its there

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:10, archived)
Hey Frank, have you ever been to Canterbury?
And were you ever involved in the Canterbury prog rock scene?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:05, archived)
no
no
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:07, archived)
But you've been to Birchington? How odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:16, archived)
But he has never been to Scunthorpe

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:17, archived)
let's not start that nonsense again
we don't want people endlessly posting the same tired old catchphrases over and over again now do we
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:23, archived)
Have you met MONO!?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:25, archived)
trips

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:28, archived)
totes called it

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:28, archived)
He deffo used to grow vegetables...
Sorry he deffo has kids
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:08, archived)
Imagine if you could
A. Spell
B. String a coherent sentence together.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:05, archived)
spot on
apart from the chips. I don't do oven chips. A bit cheapo for me.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:17, archived)
The Edge is the GREATEST GUITARIST THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN.
Valve amps are shit - solid-state is king.
Line 6 Pods are the most important thing in any guitar/amp setup.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:17, archived)
You deserve to be castrated for this

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:18, archived)
[guaranteed reply]
alright Trouser, how's the whatever's wrong with you this evening?
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:21, archived)
Not since I was 17

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:19, archived)
you must have more dirty water than a chinese laundry by now

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:29, archived)
I how I would love to be able to afford supermarket own brand ketchup

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:24, archived)
I how

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:31, archived)
Yeah I how. Got a problem with that?
Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:42, archived)
Fuck no.
I like a bit of I how
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:45, archived)
wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:14, archived)
FUCKLIFT FUCKLIFT FUCKLIFT FUCKLIFT

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:17, archived)
BIG FISH LITTLE FISH CARDBOARD BOX

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:28, archived)
ZAK LEE

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:29, archived)
DAVID WALLIAMS

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:16, archived)
JAMES NESBITT

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:17, archived)
GET FUCKED

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:23, archived)
LIFTED

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:31, archived)
LIGHTHOUSE FAMILY

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:36, archived)
PAUL FUCKER

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:54, archived)
FRONT LINE ASSEMBLY

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:58, archived)
the vengabus is coming

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:53, archived)
this sounds like needy lolwhakki ... is that what it is?

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:55, archived)
> needy lolwhakki
Frogbeat DOGS IN HATS IS THE NEW FUCKLIFT
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:10, archived)
Well that's that cleared up
But dogs in hats has been done my friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:13, archived)
the boys on board are bumming

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:56, archived)
each other up the plumbing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 18:30, archived)
Hi
Thoughts on FUCKILIFTS and ideas for World of FUCKLIFT ©
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:23, archived)
i feel we're in need of a lady FUCKLIFT
possibly in pink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:26, archived)
FUCKLIFTS are for guys only
Maybe in 25-30 years it will become more acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:29, archived)
are you saying i can't have one?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:34, archived)
Depends how well the blankets come out

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:40, archived)
you're a terrible boss

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:42, archived)
What a load of shite
Now back in the cage
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:49, archived)
can i at least have some clean bedding?
and not the sun or the mirror this time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:53, archived)
Daily star
At least that way you can be fucking miserable and amused at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:04, archived)
i only read the letters to the editor section
as it's funny as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:07, archived)
^ buys the daily star ^

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:20, archived)
i don't buy any paper
i get a weekly one free
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:27, archived)
^ povvo ^

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:16, archived)
I can't divulge that information, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:30, archived)
Oh come on
That is FUCKed up
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:36, archived)
You have turned into a right spaz
And that's coming from me
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:37, archived)
this sounds like needy lolwhakki ... is that what it is?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:35, archived)
Spot on
Now ideas or FUCK off
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:37, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:18, archived)
it so is

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:30, archived)
Posting a picture? STOP!
This messageboard is for chat only.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 10:45, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 10:59, archived)
prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 11:04, archived)
tosser

(mondeo_32, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 12:08, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 12:26, archived)
wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:10, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:05, archived)
wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:30, archived)
wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:10, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:45, archived)
wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:30, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:45, archived)
prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:51, archived)
Posting a picture? STOP
IT'S HAMMER TIME...derdedsersersedddfdhshdhsh
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 12:22, archived)
haha yeah
as if anyone chats in here. This board is like the break room at the old folks home - Half dead and repetitive, with a slight aroma of stale wee
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 12:29, archived)
have I had me tea? is that you Harold?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 12:45, archived)
eveninh Shambles
what's fer tea?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 12:50, archived)
got a massive beef stew cooking
prolly make a soup with the last of the pumpkins too

proper winter scran
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:16, archived)
Sounds good
never had pumpkin soup, or pumpkin anything in fact. I imagine it doesn't taste of much
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:53, archived)
it tastes of pumpkin

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:56, archived)
its a shit vegetable, be honest, some are only grown because they are easy and a good crop, pumkins are there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 14:06, archived)
you're a shit vegetable

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:12, archived)

you're your
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:58, archived)
only one result, sad times
www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22dapper+laughs+is+a+fucking+cunt%22
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:00, archived)
who is dapper laughs?
it's not another qftw poster is it?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:03, archived)
nvm
found him
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:03, archived)
dapper laughs is a self-obsessed caricature of 'lad' culture and blatant sex offender
any network boss who gives him a platform should be taken outside and shot
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:08, archived)
when he inevitably gets his teeth kicked out
I just hope that somebody gets it on Vine
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:18, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 6:08, archived)
WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 8:51, archived)
DUNNO, SOZ.
I had 3 fried eggs on 2 slices of fried bread. It was very good.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 8:55, archived)
I used to have a square frying pan, that was the perfect size to cook 4 eggs at once.
Consequently, I'd eat a lot of fried eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 9:49, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Nov 2014, 9:10, archived)
Where's the pissing newsletter?
I spent a whole week avoiding this place only to have to come back to what.....

NOTHING!

Bunch of arse bandidos the lot o' ye.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 3:37, archived)
alright bumless

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 5:10, archived)
Well


This is the soundtrack to kill your stepfather
Leave the faggot unconscious and douse him in Goldschlager
Light the match, now kick him till he holler
Kick him harder, he only had forty dollars
Jump in your moms whip your face dripping
Leave the tabs alone, no such thing as safe tripping
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 2:51, archived)
I'm watching that Noah film on the youtube and it's pretty good.
Much better than the book.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 1:58, archived)
You're all cunts, except mongy
So fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 1:55, archived)
Fuck this, I'm going to sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 1:51, archived)
I was gonna go and watch fireworks this evening but decided I couldn't be fucked.
Now I can't be fucked to go to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 1:50, archived)

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