I don't think I've ever seen a Jennifer Lawrence film
what do you think you've never seen? you can say Hitler if you like, just this once, special treat, don't tell your mum and dad, it'll be our little secret eh
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what do you think you've never seen? you can say Hitler if you like, just this once, special treat, don't tell your mum and dad, it'll be our little secret eh
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Thanks to the magic of internet there is very little of Jennifer Lawrence that everybody has not seen.
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i bet you've seen her naked though, haven't you?
you filthy street urchin
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you filthy street urchin
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yeah, she was the famous one on that website full of naked Z-list slebs I've never heard of
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the internet at large seems to think the sun shines out of her bumhole
i've only seen her in x-men
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i've only seen her in x-men
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blimey
and there I was thinking she's a pouty-faced overweight charisma vacuum
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and there I was thinking she's a pouty-faced overweight charisma vacuum
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Dressed up in a nun's habit on sunday
No one took a photo, so I can't prove it.
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No one took a photo, so I can't prove it.
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are you going to make a 'habit' of it?
lol
(this would have been better if you'd just said you dressed as a nun. cheers, m8ate)
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lol
(this would have been better if you'd just said you dressed as a nun. cheers, m8ate)
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a bit, I think
not her though. Unless you count cleavage and sideboob.
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not her though. Unless you count cleavage and sideboob.
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miserable fucking cow
amount of fucking cash she makes and she won't even hang her udders out once in a while, fucking disgrace, I'm glad her icloud got fucking hacked, selfish old witch
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amount of fucking cash she makes and she won't even hang her udders out once in a while, fucking disgrace, I'm glad her icloud got fucking hacked, selfish old witch
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YEAH
Who do they fucking think they are? They forget that it's people like us who put them where they are.
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Who do they fucking think they are? They forget that it's people like us who put them where they are.
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Who do they fucking think they are? They forget that it's people like us who put them where they are.
haha yeah
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Thing is, she's pretty without being disarmingly beautiful
so your average fella thinks 'I might stand a chance with her'. Also, she comes across as being quite nice and funny. What I'm saying is, I'd like her to grind me into the dirt.
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so your average fella thinks 'I might stand a chance with her'. Also, she comes across as being quite nice and funny. What I'm saying is, I'd like her to grind me into the dirt.
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It has to because they fucked up in the casting of Chris Evans
as two different Marvel heroes. Idiots.
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as two different Marvel heroes. Idiots.
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Also, different Marvel properties are owned by different people
X-Men and Avengers are owned differently I believe. Although it looks like they're starting to work it out.
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X-Men and Avengers are owned differently I believe. Although it looks like they're starting to work it out.
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wow
pretty impressed with how much you two know about marvel comics
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pretty impressed with how much you two know about marvel comics
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Hunger Games was pants.
But she was pretty good in it, I suppose. If nothing else, she's very forgiving on the eye.
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But she was pretty good in it, I suppose. If nothing else, she's very forgiving on the eye.
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and another thing, there has never been a good film with werewolves in, prove me wrong, oh look you can't
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Dog Soldiers and Ginger Snaps are both excellent.
Are you being wrong for the sake of being wrong.
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Are you being wrong for the sake of being wrong.
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I got bored of Dog Soldiers after about 5 minutes
and Ginger Snaps is just two girls talking about periods for an hour and a half then 10 minutes of deeply shift animatronics
and you smell and I don't like your shirt
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and Ginger Snaps is just two girls talking about periods for an hour and a half then 10 minutes of deeply shift animatronics
and you smell and I don't like your shirt
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Just watch Trading Places
After all these years it's still the #1 tit movie IMO
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After all these years it's still the #1 tit movie IMO
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I have never seen Ginger Snaps. I just looked at a poster from Google and she looks like a girl I fingered once.
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It really pains me to say this
but I agree with Frank here. Dog Soldiers was just stupid and Ginger Snaps started well and became stupid.
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but I agree with Frank here. Dog Soldiers was just stupid and Ginger Snaps started well and became stupid.
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really, everyone on the internet agrees with me
just some of them pretend to take issue with what I say, they're just showing off to attract a few fleeting moments of attention
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just some of them pretend to take issue with what I say, they're just showing off to attract a few fleeting moments of attention
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You're a singularity of wrong-ness, drawing in all the nearby wrong, until you all coalesce into a black hole of wrong, obscuring the truth.
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Also the thing was brilliant and it counts because it had a wolf that turned into a thing.
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They were huskies.
Wikipedia says
"Husky-type dogs were originally used to pull sleds and hunt large game. Commonly thought to have descended closely from wolves of the region."
So yeah they were basically wolves.
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Wikipedia says
"Husky-type dogs were originally used to pull sleds and hunt large game. Commonly thought to have descended closely from wolves of the region."
So yeah they were basically wolves.
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but that's true of all dogs, isn't it?
aren't they all descended from wolves?
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aren't they all descended from wolves?
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I won't sit here and let you bad mouth American Werewolf in London
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there's egg on your face
because I've recently been given a new oxygen tank. I could manage climbing the stairs if someone carried the canister for me.
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because I've recently been given a new oxygen tank. I could manage climbing the stairs if someone carried the canister for me.
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Just fill it with helium instead, then you can easily carry it up.
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Having 'Too' instead of 'Two' in a movie title is never a good sign, is it
In this case it means 'Teen Wolf but without Michael J Fox, soz'
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In this case it means 'Teen Wolf but without Michael J Fox, soz'
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
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I hadn't even heard of her before she made a name for herself for being naked once
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people who pronounce the word thorough like "thurrow", they should be shot three times in the front of the head
and twice in the back of the head
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:31, archived)
and twice in the back of the head
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I've had a good think about that precise question for about 20 seconds and I can only conclude that these people have set out deliberately to annoy me as much as is humanly possible
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well you've embarrassed yourself a little here
quite apart from the fact that I don't have a cactus, I can't see a practical way of driving one up my arse and even if I could surely that would, at the very least, hurt, or even cause lasting damage to a crucial part of my anatomy
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quite apart from the fact that I don't have a cactus, I can't see a practical way of driving one up my arse and even if I could surely that would, at the very least, hurt, or even cause lasting damage to a crucial part of my anatomy
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You don't really drive a Peugeot
You just play a mobile version of Buckaroo with it until something falls off.
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:08, archived)
You just play a mobile version of Buckaroo with it until something falls off.
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i think mongy linked some pics of her with her strange out
that was oscar worthy
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that was oscar worthy
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I read somewhere that they kidnap children and murder them in some kind of ritual, can you fucking believe it, fucking subhuman that is
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wait. has anyone said 'Nice South African'?
You know, like the song.
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:18, archived)
You know, like the song.
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haha, that was ace that song, I think I've never seen a nice South African, didn't half laugh at that one, classic, funny. funny stuff there
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well, it seems especially terrible in here today
what's your excuse, eh?
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what's your excuse, eh?
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:58, archived)
Most viruses come from Europe, by leaving the EU we could save the NHS trillions.
What we need is to bring homeopathy back, and it's only because we're part of the EU we can't.
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there's a guy on have your say called "i deal only in facts" that makes me laugh, example post below
Viruses are man made - FACT
Therefore only right someone lets the common man know what viruses he/she is got - FACT
this is a super idea that will save billions of people in the uk - FACT
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Viruses are man made - FACT
Therefore only right someone lets the common man know what viruses he/she is got - FACT
this is a super idea that will save billions of people in the uk - FACT
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typing fact in caps after stating an opinion makes it true - FACT
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Keep these coming.
You're posting the truths that the fascist liberal media don't want people to know.
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You're posting the truths that the fascist liberal media don't want people to know.
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:39, archived)
What BS are you talking now?
We're working on a movie plot below, and you arrogant modbastard push it down with shitposting?!
FFS
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:00, archived)
We're working on a movie plot below, and you arrogant modbastard push it down with shitposting?!
FFS
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i am the worst
also, maybe don't call attention to the fact you're collaborating with a nonce
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also, maybe don't call attention to the fact you're collaborating with a nonce
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:04, archived)
Oh look. its /talks very own
second most popular person of the week
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second most popular person of the week
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movies?
are we calling them movies now? like the americans do?
this is fun, I like pretending to be american, imma go make an aluminum sidewalk out of twinkies
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are we calling them movies now? like the americans do?
this is fun, I like pretending to be american, imma go make an aluminum sidewalk out of twinkies
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fucking hell, are you 100 years old?
the words have been pretty much interchangeable for a long time now
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the words have been pretty much interchangeable for a long time now
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i can't actually remember, i thought it was 4 last year but maybe it was just 2
it's more than 0 though
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:18, archived)
it's more than 0 though
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Every time I come up with anything brilliantly entertaining you ban it :(
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yes, i assumed you were creating these things so they could be banned
that is the only entertaining aspect of them
still, must be great that people think mr meow meow presentpaws is you, eh?
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)
that is the only entertaining aspect of them
still, must be great that people think mr meow meow presentpaws is you, eh?
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Yeah mate, producing some fine bum rubbish, at the top of my game today
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I bet someone has done this, and it's an underground thing that's caught on.
It'll spiral out of control, drawing in paedophiles lurking in school toilets. Then it'll spread to the zoophiles and zoos - they'll be deaths from lions and yaks for sure. After that, the necrophiles move in, first targetting the morgues, but then moving to stalking online depression forums for suicidal people, who they will help to kill themselves in front of a group of their turd sniffing cohorts. They then sit like vultures, waiting for the post-mortem bowel movement, that will be referred to as "Fresh Meat" amoung the in-crowd.
You're fucking sick SpanishFly, and Glovington, for creating this horrifying subculture. I hope you're ashamed.
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It'll spiral out of control, drawing in paedophiles lurking in school toilets. Then it'll spread to the zoophiles and zoos - they'll be deaths from lions and yaks for sure. After that, the necrophiles move in, first targetting the morgues, but then moving to stalking online depression forums for suicidal people, who they will help to kill themselves in front of a group of their turd sniffing cohorts. They then sit like vultures, waiting for the post-mortem bowel movement, that will be referred to as "Fresh Meat" amoung the in-crowd.
You're fucking sick SpanishFly, and Glovington, for creating this horrifying subculture. I hope you're ashamed.
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haha, like anyone in the entire fucking world is actually called Gareth
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he's fucking brilliant
idiotic, useless, lazy, noisy, daft as a brush, pretty much everything you'd want from a parrot
what kind of parrot have you got anyway?
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idiotic, useless, lazy, noisy, daft as a brush, pretty much everything you'd want from a parrot
what kind of parrot have you got anyway?
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You should stick a gopro camera on him, turn him into one of those parrot AR drones and take pictures through ladies bathroom windows.
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dunno why you'd put one on a dog, all you'll get is close-ups of shit and other dog's bumholes, some people are into that sort of thing though
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I imagine there's a hidden b3ta page for the mods with a live feed dogcam.
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African Grey
She landed on my shoulder yesterday and refused to get the fuck off.
To the point where she decided to bite my ear really fucking hard.
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:17, archived)
She landed on my shoulder yesterday and refused to get the fuck off.
To the point where she decided to bite my ear really fucking hard.
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see, some African greys turn into nasty bad tempered cunts
I knew one that hissed at anyone it didn't know, fucker would have a lump out of your hand if you tried to stroke it
I'll stick with conures, they're low maintenance
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I knew one that hissed at anyone it didn't know, fucker would have a lump out of your hand if you tried to stroke it
I'll stick with conures, they're low maintenance
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She's not really that bad tempered, she just doesn't get to sit on my shoulder all day or mate with me ever
you know how women get.
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you know how women get.
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woah, this conversation's gone weird, imma go mingle and avoid you
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remember how 2?
with fred dineage, and gaz top and whichever woman it was that week?
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with fred dineage, and gaz top and whichever woman it was that week?
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he does
he's involved with portsmouth fc too
when i used to work in a cinema, he came in and i served him some popcorn
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:20, archived)
he's involved with portsmouth fc too
when i used to work in a cinema, he came in and i served him some popcorn
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Wasn't it Carol Vorderman?
Or am I thinking of
TAKEN
OBODY
SWORD
FORIT?
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:45, archived)
Or am I thinking of
TAKEN
OBODY
SWORD
FORIT?
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it was her for a bit. it was also sian lloyd for a bit. the best time was when it was gail porter for a bit. phwoar, eh
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yeah, leave it to a doctor to mock someone for having alopecia, eh
you're a class act
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you're a class act
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Yeah don't think saying you don't want to have sex with someone is the same as mocking them.
I wouldn't want to have sex with anyone here either as fat internet shut-ins also don't do it for me but that doesn't mean I don't have the greatest respect for you all.
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I wouldn't want to have sex with anyone here either as fat internet shut-ins also don't do it for me but that doesn't mean I don't have the greatest respect for you all.
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all about sex with you, isn't it?
leave it to a doctor to treat women and fat internet shut-ins as objects, eh
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leave it to a doctor to treat women and fat internet shut-ins as objects, eh
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I'm all for breaking gender stereotypes,
But if you're going to wear pink, don't be ashamed to call it pink.
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But if you're going to wear pink, don't be ashamed to call it pink.
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So if salmon are spawning in a lake
And one salmon's sperm touches another, does that make them gay?
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:53, archived)
And one salmon's sperm touches another, does that make them gay?
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Dobrý večer
Just back from a 12-hour shift at the Synchrotron (which is not an android version of Synchromesh).
I'm not sure even I care, so this must be crushingly dull for everyone else.
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Just back from a 12-hour shift at the Synchrotron (which is not an android version of Synchromesh).
I'm not sure even I care, so this must be crushingly dull for everyone else.
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No hacek?
What makes it harder is that hacek has a hacek on the 'c'.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:51, archived)
What makes it harder is that hacek has a hacek on the 'c'.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:51, archived)
Dobry wieczor
are you speaking that silly infant language on the other side of the Tatry?
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:01, archived)
are you speaking that silly infant language on the other side of the Tatry?
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:01, archived)
Yep!
I learnt a bit of Czech years back for a trip to Prague. Greatly surprises the locals.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:05, archived)
I learnt a bit of Czech years back for a trip to Prague. Greatly surprises the locals.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:05, archived)
Anyone else missing the b3ta advent calendar? If you're wondering why there's no advent calendar this year it's because grinch-olith banned it.
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you have reached the Earthly paradise of Manchester
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
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nah m8, I only get a stonk on for national broadcast journalists
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Not really
Got Number 2 son to Google it on his computer. Well pissed off he is.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:26, archived)
Got Number 2 son to Google it on his computer. Well pissed off he is.
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HELLO ALL, and SEASONS GREENTHINGS
and it is ONCE AGAIN the time for ALL who have JOY AND HOPE in their hearts to OPEN UP THAT FEELING FOR EACH OTHER and give PRESENTS and I LOVE PRESENTS AND GIVE THEM WITH MY PAWS!
I can FEEL THE HAPPINESS and my PAWS ARE all of a QUIVER! o<l:o3
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and it is ONCE AGAIN the time for ALL who have JOY AND HOPE in their hearts to OPEN UP THAT FEELING FOR EACH OTHER and give PRESENTS and I LOVE PRESENTS AND GIVE THEM WITH MY PAWS!
I can FEEL THE HAPPINESS and my PAWS ARE all of a QUIVER! o<l:o3
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*<|:-D *<|:-D *<|:-D *<|:-D
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
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\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
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hooray!
hello mm-mp, i hope you can come back during the day at some point so all the people who aren't here in the evening will get to see you.
especially MONO! he really is the embodiment of christmas cheer around here and he'd be so delighted if you were to give him a present!
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hello mm-mp, i hope you can come back during the day at some point so all the people who aren't here in the evening will get to see you.
especially MONO! he really is the embodiment of christmas cheer around here and he'd be so delighted if you were to give him a present!
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now I am not sure that's fair, MONO! is certainly very cheery but let's be honest, he can't hold a candle to grrrmachine, his hopeful, near-childish joy overflows from every post as he anticipates what he describes as "my most favouritest happiest wonderfulest time of the year EVER"
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:11, archived)
i for one am glad i get to spend my time on this fun-loving forum with these happy-go-lucky jokesters
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thing is I do love kittys, im not so keen on grown men pretending to be kittys
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AGAIN MISTER MEOW-MEOW PRESENTPAWS YOU ARE THE BEST XOXOXOXOXOXO
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I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AGAIN MISTER MEOW-MEOW PRESENTPAWS YOU ARE THE BEST XOXOXOXOXOXO
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his constant use of 2nd accounts really should be stopped by the mods, it's upsetting
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:23, archived)
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I too would like to see 2can banned for his consistent flagrant breaches of board rules
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to be fair, this one isn't 2can
and the person that it is doesn't have their original account anymore so this is their only active one
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:48, archived)
and the person that it is doesn't have their original account anymore so this is their only active one
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:48, archived)
haha, she would never be able to keep a persona up for this long
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anyone with a second account should be banned from the internet forever
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an ickle kitty surrounded by red, best internet christmas card ever
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Yay. December 1st, and first window open
By Christmas we'll have been dead from hypothermia for 2 weeks. Still, we won't smell.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:48, archived)
By Christmas we'll have been dead from hypothermia for 2 weeks. Still, we won't smell.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:48, archived)
It's a bit chilly out.
What's your favourite VSTi and why? Also do you think the I in VSTi should be capitalised? It's a bit 90s innit.
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What's your favourite VSTi and why? Also do you think the I in VSTi should be capitalised? It's a bit 90s innit.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:49, archived)
At BEST.
Well here it's fucking cold. I've lost a few plants to frost already. There's a big cheese plant that needs to come in but I've got no room for it, it's making me a little anxious tbh.
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Well here it's fucking cold. I've lost a few plants to frost already. There's a big cheese plant that needs to come in but I've got no room for it, it's making me a little anxious tbh.
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apparently putting plastic bags over them works.
according to my neighbour who has done this, although he is fucking mental.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:16, archived)
according to my neighbour who has done this, although he is fucking mental.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:16, archived)
That would work, but I don't have a bag big enough to cover this monster.
I just need to move all the furniture around but I'm cold and lazy.
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I just need to move all the furniture around but I'm cold and lazy.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:27, archived)
You have a plant in your house that is dying from frost?
Turn your heating on you frugal fuck.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:46, archived)
Turn your heating on you frugal fuck.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:46, archived)
aww look, you can buy it a jacket, hth
www.amazon.co.uk/Gardman-Garden-Fleece-Warming-Jackets/dp/B0042SIE5Y/ref=pd_sim_lp_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=0K0XZWN8V1CPTX8C6SG3
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www.amazon.co.uk/Gardman-Garden-Fleece-Warming-Jackets/dp/B0042SIE5Y/ref=pd_sim_lp_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=0K0XZWN8V1CPTX8C6SG3
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:32, archived)
No but I'm now interested in what your favourite STI/STD is.
If it counts as an STI (which I think it probably should) I'd have to go with thrush.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:42, archived)
If it counts as an STI (which I think it probably should) I'd have to go with thrush.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:42, archived)
thrush is a bit boring though
you want something with a bit more character like Genital Warts.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:47, archived)
you want something with a bit more character like Genital Warts.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:47, archived)
they're real people who have been shrunk down in order to find out what's causing problems at a theme park inside a disease-ridden hobo in a santa costume
/edit: duh
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/edit: duh
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:17, archived)
ABL shits down Phoscyon's neckhole in terms of realism
but Phoscyon is more tweakable I guess.
I'd love to hear any broadswoard acid, btw. As long as it isn't too trancey.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:08, archived)
but Phoscyon is more tweakable I guess.
I'd love to hear any broadswoard acid, btw. As long as it isn't too trancey.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:08, archived)
Hi, I would love to stay and chat but fucking busy right now.
Almost not worth going on luxury 2 week breaks if it means having to come back to this shit.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:23, archived)
Almost not worth going on luxury 2 week breaks if it means having to come back to this shit.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:23, archived)
I feel like you're going to tell me I have $20,000 from a dead family member waiting for me
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Yay for ssg and his increasingly inaccurate time of day threads!
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Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin flew away,
Uncle Billy lost his willy, on the motorway...
My kids were getting stuck in to around £70 worth of advent calendars, as I left for work, and we'll be putting the tree up at the weekend. So, when do we get our seasonal icons?
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Robin flew away,
Uncle Billy lost his willy, on the motorway...
My kids were getting stuck in to around £70 worth of advent calendars, as I left for work, and we'll be putting the tree up at the weekend. So, when do we get our seasonal icons?
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£70 worth of advent calendars
were the chocolates hand crafted by Jesus
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:50, archived)
were the chocolates hand crafted by Jesus
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:50, archived)
1 nasty chocolate, 1 Lego, each.
Toys and confectionary embody the true meaning of Christmas.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:56, archived)
Toys and confectionary embody the true meaning of Christmas.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:56, archived)
we have the lego one in the office
i'm pretty excited, i have to say
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i'm pretty excited, i have to say
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)
I'm not allowed to buy any more lego
or the woman gets in a strop
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or the woman gets in a strop
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:12, archived)
you don't strike me as the type to let a woman tell you what to do, grrr
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I pick my battles, mano
If my access to sex and food is dependent on how much money I spunk on plastic bricks, then I will budget accordingly.
And besides, 10 complete lego train sets plus accessory wagons is a bit much for one adult.
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If my access to sex and food is dependent on how much money I spunk on plastic bricks, then I will budget accordingly.
And besides, 10 complete lego train sets plus accessory wagons is a bit much for one adult.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:35, archived)
that's how they get ya
but yes, you may have a lego train problem
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:49, archived)
but yes, you may have a lego train problem
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:49, archived)
Mine keep going on about the train sets,
but I'd need at least a loft conversion to house them.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:13, archived)
but I'd need at least a loft conversion to house them.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:13, archived)
I got my first 9V train when I was about 9
and I had loads of fun with that and a basic Technic motor kit (the one with cogs and a battery pack and shit).
I made drawbridges, cranes, gearboxes, cable cars; all sort of shit. They don't take up much space at all.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:28, archived)
and I had loads of fun with that and a basic Technic motor kit (the one with cogs and a battery pack and shit).
I made drawbridges, cranes, gearboxes, cable cars; all sort of shit. They don't take up much space at all.
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They do if you're setting them up in my living room
because there's no room to build them in your playroom as you can't be bothered to put any of your toys away when you've finished playing with them.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:15, archived)
because there's no room to build them in your playroom as you can't be bothered to put any of your toys away when you've finished playing with them.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:15, archived)
we have one of each of the lego ones
Star Wars for me
City for the missus
Friends for the little person
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:07, archived)
Star Wars for me
City for the missus
Friends for the little person
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:07, archived)
We have two City, one Friends.
Star Wars would be cool, but this way the boys aren't arguing. Should've taken a leaf from manolith's book and got one for myself to keep at work.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:30, archived)
Star Wars would be cool, but this way the boys aren't arguing. Should've taken a leaf from manolith's book and got one for myself to keep at work.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:30, archived)
When you've got the office to yourself, open the box from the side, and pull out the tray.
Then you can have the joy of building all the models for yourself, before sliding the whole lot back in, so that no one is any the wiser. Until they open the next door, and wonder why the model is already built, at which point you can blame the Christmas Elves.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)
Then you can have the joy of building all the models for yourself, before sliding the whole lot back in, so that no one is any the wiser. Until they open the next door, and wonder why the model is already built, at which point you can blame the Christmas Elves.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)
I had no idea what they were so I googled, 20 quid for an advent calendar, you must be crackers, and autistic natch
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
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yeah, i'd never have bought one if we weren't splitting the price 5 ways
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:38, archived)
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considering the other two have minifigures on day one I'm disappointed with the star wars one
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:39, archived)
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ok, ok, jesus. i'll do it right now
fucking hell, you have no patience when it comes to christmas
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:25, archived)
fucking hell, you have no patience when it comes to christmas
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:25, archived)
I went and bought a tree and put that up yesterday :(
I wanted to die.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:08, archived)
I wanted to die.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:08, archived)
you just need to let the glory of the season into your heart, mono
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:21, archived)
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:21, archived)
I have a tree in a pot living outside. I'll bring it indoors when I feel like it and put it back out once I'm bored with it again.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:22, archived)
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I hear you're an expert at turning things on.
If you know what I mean!
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:36, archived)
If you know what I mean!
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:36, archived)
oh ho ho, i think i do!
you mean because i worked in IT for 6 years and have probably turned on more computers than most people will in their lives, yes?
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:40, archived)
you mean because i worked in IT for 6 years and have probably turned on more computers than most people will in their lives, yes?
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:40, archived)
Ah, man. I used to have that as an actual screensaver in my old work place.
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What, you mean MORNING?
Jeez, how many more cretinous knuckle-draggers are going to show their hand? In yer face abuse is common currency here, but overt mornism and jokes about mornies and mornmogs is not funny, banter or any other euphemism you want for edgy. No, I'm not upset, but I am fucking angry.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:01, archived)
Jeez, how many more cretinous knuckle-draggers are going to show their hand? In yer face abuse is common currency here, but overt mornism and jokes about mornies and mornmogs is not funny, banter or any other euphemism you want for edgy. No, I'm not upset, but I am fucking angry.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:01, archived)
taking this to mean you want to whack off while a gang of nignogs boff your missus up the no-no and you hide in the cupboard and watch through night vision goggles you sick fucking pervert
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Say what you like about me
but the un-casual racism ain't funny. You can spout that stuff elsewhere.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:12, archived)
but the un-casual racism ain't funny. You can spout that stuff elsewhere.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:12, archived)
I think you'll find,
in this day and age it is a perfectly acceptable question.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:45, archived)
in this day and age it is a perfectly acceptable question.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:45, archived)
What, you mean from Darkland?
Jeez, how many more cretinous knuckle-draggers are going to show their hand? In yer face abuse is common currency here, but overt racism and jokes about darkies and nignogs is not funny, banter or any other euphemism you want for edgy. No, I'm not upset, but I am fucking angry.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:43, archived)
Jeez, how many more cretinous knuckle-draggers are going to show their hand? In yer face abuse is common currency here, but overt racism and jokes about darkies and nignogs is not funny, banter or any other euphemism you want for edgy. No, I'm not upset, but I am fucking angry.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:43, archived)
Nope, I was busy.
Sure, it might have been funny in Ben Elton's time, but it's just a bit tired.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 0:33, archived)
Sure, it might have been funny in Ben Elton's time, but it's just a bit tired.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 0:33, archived)
right, so you weren't too busy to complain about the "nignogs" thing but when it comes to "honky" suddenly that's a lower priority for you
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 0:36, archived)
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Sorry, I was looking at some data while this was going on.
I just think it's lazy humour, unless you actually think they're acceptable terms. Then I think it might be an idea to get out of UKIP.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 1:07, archived)
I just think it's lazy humour, unless you actually think they're acceptable terms. Then I think it might be an idea to get out of UKIP.
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 1:07, archived)
Checked out the details of a leg-ringed Black-headed Gull I saw in Southampton today and it got there from Poland by way of Yorkshire.
No doubt it'll appear in a local UKIP newsletter about how it's over here, eating our chips and claiming nesting benefits.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:15, archived)
No doubt it'll appear in a local UKIP newsletter about how it's over here, eating our chips and claiming nesting benefits.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:15, archived)
Oh christ, which one was baldmonkey?
I'm comparatively new to this part of b3ta.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:28, archived)
I'm comparatively new to this part of b3ta.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:28, archived)
Are you going to write about it on your blog?
baldmonkeyseenabird.wordpress.com
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:35, archived)
baldmonkeyseenabird.wordpress.com
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:35, archived)
I took a picture the other day of a Robin just as it did a shit.
I can sell it to you if you like.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:21, archived)
I can sell it to you if you like.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:21, archived)
Oh ffs 2can is back, the Dr who believes indiscriminate illnesses are character building
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What doesn't kill you will only make you come into my surgery and fucking moan about it.
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Nice light hearted fun thread, would read again, top b3taing
or is it b3taring? lolidklol
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:42, archived)
or is it b3taring? lolidklol
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:42, archived)
Not bloody wrong - this one's from a trip I made to Dubai.
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/61345/1417386819/hoopoe1.jpg
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:34, archived)
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/61345/1417386819/hoopoe1.jpg
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:34, archived)
Nice
I've got some good ones I took in Greece. Mind you, those ones on In the Night Garden are well creepy.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:47, archived)
I've got some good ones I took in Greece. Mind you, those ones on In the Night Garden are well creepy.
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hey brb can't see this thread because he has me on lolignore 2.0
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:33, archived)
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I think it might be Druid, im on ignore too, ouch I'll miss loads of fun
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:38, archived)
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it's boring enough to be druid, someone should ask brb if he's married to a fat lass who let fouritchy lose his mess up her a few times
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I can't think of anyone more dull, I mean he was easily as dull as gonzo
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:46, archived)
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I just found a g off sniff in my little pocket thing of my jeans, shame they are clean on from the wash, twat
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:49, archived)
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I found some antibiotics in the medicine cabinet, past their use by date though
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:51, archived)
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thank fuck
I was in next Wednesday at one point. Not much going on like
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:10, archived)
I was in next Wednesday at one point. Not much going on like
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:10, archived)
Don't get me started on next Wednesday it's already a write off
From what I have been told
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:12, archived)
From what I have been told
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:12, archived)
I think I've caught a fucking cold like some sort of fucking nancy
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:38, archived)
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you will insist on that boob tube and hot pants combo year round, bound to get ill
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:08, archived)
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can't afford it. :(
got mad expenditure this month for some reason.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:07, archived)
got mad expenditure this month for some reason.
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:07, archived)
This place is dead on it's arse.
Has everyone gone to church or summat?
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:24, archived)
Has everyone gone to church or summat?
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:24, archived)
yeah well fuck you, my gerbil's at the vet and it doesn't look like he's going to pull through, you self-centred cunt
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:28, archived)
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I'm comforting his grieving family, what else would you have me do, you utter monster
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since 'she' is probably one of those japanese pillows with cartoon women on
i'm not unduly concerned
( , Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:46, archived)
i'm not unduly concerned
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