Can I start a thread?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:36, archived)

all new threads have to be approved by mongychops first, gaz him and ask.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:42, archived)

yes

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:43, archived)

I like coffee more than I like toast but less than I like ladies' bottoms, what do YOU like more than I like toast but less than I like ladies' bottoms?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:01, archived)

dunno

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:17, archived)

you're not helping

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:18, archived)

wasn't trying too

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:51, archived)

twitter.com/signup
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:26, archived)

the move is going smoothly, ta
just comparing broadband packages
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:35, archived)

I keep hearing David Mitchell spouting off about this Relish BB thing...
who are you thinking of going with?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:39, archived)

never heard of it
plusnet is looking like the winner for my area
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:48, archived)

it seems its a 4G router for your home.
nice idea i suppose no land line fees and no installation engineer required. I imagine the service is up and down like an essex girls knickers though.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:51, archived)

I'm on the old BT there
They have a few decent deals at the moment, and the service has never dropped in all the time I've had it. CONSUMER SQUAD!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:49, archived)

Yeah, then next it'll be gas and electricity suppliers, cable tv, council tax, water bills... you were better off homeless.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:06, archived)

nah, i've saved a fair bit while homeless
electricity is sorted, no gas. cable tv, grandad? 25% single occupancy discount on concil tax. water is fine.
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:21, archived)

electricity is sorted, no gas. cable tv, grandad? 25% single occupancy discount on concil tax. water is fine Whatever I finds, I keeps.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:26, archived)

it's a solid policy

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:33, archived)

Dunno why people get to pay less council tax just for being lonely.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:34, archived)

its to bring them back from the brink of suicide.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:47, archived)

Can't believe I missed this
broadband men's lovely
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:24, archived)

you're slipping

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:29, archived)

ing y

disgusting
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:35, archived)

you were born slippy

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:37, archived)

that's possible

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:37, archived)

Hahaha, "ladies", yeah sure, hahaha.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:40, archived)

I like Queen's eponymous debut album more than you like toast
but I like their last album, Made In Heaven, less than you like ladies' bottoms.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:48, archived)

who would win in a fight:
queen or ween?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:50, archived)

who would win in a fight:
Soul II Soul or Hole?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:52, archived)

who would win in a fight:
Duran Duran or Manfred Mann?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:53, archived)

who would win in a fight:
Right Said Fred or The Grateful Dead?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:53, archived)

who would win in a fight:
Shakatak or Fleetwood Mac?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:55, archived)

who would win in a fight:
Milli Vanilli or Scritti Politti?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:55, archived)

you're asking a lot of questions without answering my very important question here

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:59, archived)

I think Ween would win
They seem to be younger for starters. My answer is Ween.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:04, archived)

ok
soul ii soul
duran duran
fleetwood mac
scritti politti
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:19, archived)

Correct

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:22, archived)

yes!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:33, archived)

no way! courtney love definitely fights dirty and wouldn't ever back down

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:57, archived)

Fuck Courtney Love and the sounds that come from her Hole

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:01, archived)

yeah, but there's a better than average chance that at any given time, she's completely fucked up on narcotics, surely

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:12, archived)

Captain Planet.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:01, archived)

hah
Craptain planet more like, have you seen the state of the world recently?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:19, archived)

watch this, i implore you
youtu.be/TwJaELXadKo
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:20, archived)

I shall do so.
I do get upset about actors appearing in silverface, though - very disrespectful to my ancestors.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:42, archived)

sorry
i assumed these guys were your kin
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:45, archived)

I am named for my hairy, yellow uncle,
but I come from a long line of pickled onions.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:06, archived)

well, on behalf of humanity
i would like to thank you for improving buffets and boxing day suppers all over the country
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:18, archived)

Cheadle's best role since Devil In A Blue Dress.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:20, archived)

it's brill, innit

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:30, archived)

It certainly is.
Fingers crossed for a gritty, live-action, Dogtanian remake, next.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:09, archived)

movies about bettering oneself through adversity.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:34, archived)

The Devil's Rejects?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:37, archived)

I was thinking more Legally Blonde or Danny Champion of the World

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:45, archived)

why does blonde have an e on the end anyway?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:49, archived)

You're not supposed to ask questions like that
THEY might be listening
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:56, archived)

have you seen that thing about the voice activated tv?
apparently, the manufacturer has advised people to avoid talking about personal details in front of the telly as it's recording everything
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:19, archived)

I know!!
A friend of mine became alarmed one evening while he was talking to his wife and noticed on his tv screen it said "Xbox Is Listening".

He unplugged it from the wall.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:20, archived)

If you put an internet-connected microphone in your lounge,
I don't think you get to be surprised that it's recording what you say.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:12, archived)

listening giants
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:22, archived)

because that's how it's spelt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:59, archived)

thanks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:06, archived)

human centipede?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:39, archived)

like that yeah, except not that, because it's gross.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:45, archived)

The second one makes the first one look like the fucking teletubbies
Particularly the uncut version. Christ on a bike.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:46, archived)

I've not seen the second one.
The first one was a bit slapstick in parts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:48, archived)

The second one is a very different movie
And really really horrible
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:55, archived)

And yes, even Mrs Hats laughed a few times during the first one

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:55, archived)

i've not seen either
no body horror for me thanks
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:06, archived)

does your husband like horror movies?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:11, archived)

The implication being that you're afraid of scary movies because you're a girl type

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:14, archived)

that's pretty heteronormative of you
i thought you were above such things. for shame, two hats
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:17, archived)

I'm above nothing
You really should have figured that out by now
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:18, archived)

apart from the weight limit for most lifts

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:30, archived)

*polite applause*

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:36, archived)

i lashed out. i'm sorry.

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:37, archived)

Not at all

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:44, archived)

no, you're right. i'm not sorry at all

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:48, archived)

It's sweet of you to suggest that she could be marriage material

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 13:48, archived)

i'm a catch!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:00, archived)

He's got the legs for a wedding dress, I'll give him that

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 14:01, archived)

might have a coffee now

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:49, archived)

Do you not have a twitter account you could use instead?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:51, archived)

alright frank
I might have a coffee too. Imagine that!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:53, archived)

I imagine you're drooling it all down your bib then weeping uncontrollably

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:56, archived)

more or less

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:57, archived)

I like coffee more than I like toast but less than I like ladies' bottoms, what do YOU like more than I like toast but less than I like ladies' bottoms?
this should be a new thread really
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:59, archived)

not answering this unless it's a new thread
sorry, them's the rules
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:00, archived)

I'm drinking a fresh cup, right now!
Imagine that!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:55, archived)

better not be instant
only cunts drink instant
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:55, archived)

it's instant isn't it

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:12, archived)

Don't be ridiculous.
I like coffee.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:53, archived)

coffee

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:55, archived)

that doesn't really advance the discussion, we're covering old ground here

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:00, archived)

you make a good point

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:01, archived)

idiot

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 11:03, archived)

three rounds of toast this morning
didn't have time to finish the fourth, was running a bit late
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:15, archived)

hey does anyone know if Gonzo still can't hold his plops in?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:19, archived)

yes

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:30, archived)

alright doves
Balotelli scored for Liverpool last night, who saw that coming hey?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:18, archived)

i dunno, the goalkeeper?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:36, archived)

if he did he would have saved it you fool

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:45, archived)

nearly Valentine's day

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:52, archived)

can't wait for eurovision

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:25, archived)

haha, 'late'
as if you have anywhere to be
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:25, archived)

shouldn't you be picking pieces of rotting kebab meat out of your "beard" ?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:26, archived)

Is the house move still coming along smoothly manolith?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:46, archived)

gutted

( $$ ✅, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:29, archived)

alright scouser?
you watch the match last night? Red or Blue?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 10:46, archived)

morning

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:01, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:04, archived)

smashing

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:13, archived)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:12, archived)

alright Ger, good win for the yids

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:14, archived)

ohh I thought you won, let's move on

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:18, archived)

Charlton let me down too

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:31, archived)

load of shit that team

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:38, archived)

morning mongy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:36, archived)

hiya

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:38, archived)

all good?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:47, archived)

can't complain, you?

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:59, archived)

yerr, it's all pretty good here.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:08, archived)

morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:38, archived)

great times

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:44, archived)

it's all happening now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:53, archived)

I might have to go for a nap

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:06, archived)

morning

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:50, archived)

bonjour

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 8:52, archived)

what are the haps?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:16, archived)

good monging, mornychops

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:03, archived)

alright munster monch

( mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:05, archived)

You've reminded me of my youthful crush on Yvonne de Carlo.
That said, a quick Google for "Lily Munster" has ruined everything.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 9:11, archived)

I Always Prefer To Backspace
After I proofread something and I need to delete a letter or character, I always prefer to "backspace" rather than "delete". I really farking hate it when I accidentally click the mouse pointer to the left of the character and I have to use "delete".

Does it happen to you guys as well?

This can be an official B3ta question. The best answers will go in the newsletter.
(Big Ramifications, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 5:23, archived)

Gay Friend
Although I have a friend who has got one of those ultra slim Apple laptops.. and it doesn't have a "backspace" key.. and the "delete" key does the same job as the "backspace" key on a NORMAL laptop.

Apple users might get confused by my question.
(Big Ramifications, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 5:53, archived)

Apple users should just fucking die
/elitist PC user
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 7:44, archived)

15 Celebrities You Never Knew Always Prefer To Backspace
[picture of celebrity]
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 11 Feb 2015, 6:58, archived)

I never need to use either, I'm impeccable and never make misatkes

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 7:52, archived)

up yer bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 20:25, archived)

#1's already done that
so to speak.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 20:45, archived)

I got better.

(#1, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 20:59, archived)

So pleased
What did you use?
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 21:02, archived)

A spoon and some old rags dipped in turps.

(#1, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 21:05, archived)

Bloody Hell man
haven't you got a Dremel?
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 21:08, archived)

I broke that pleasuring YOUR MUM.

(#1, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 21:10, archived)

Yeah
the cordless ones are crap.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 21:12, archived)

they get lost inside her, i find

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 21:21, archived)

Like I said
if they're corded you've got something to keep a grip on. Mum sends her love btw.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 21:23, archived)

Bit forward.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Feb 2015, 0:26, archived)

what's a good film

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:21, archived)

current or in the past?

( Glovington, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:23, archived)

sure why not

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:38, archived)

Back to the current future past 9

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 19:15, archived)

future

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:40, archived)

Taken
No offence
( Glovington, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:28, archived)

I like what you did there.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:32, archived)

what's that one called where they save Private Ryan

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:38, archived)

Jaws

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 19:15, archived)

Ark Fauna Segregation
Noah fence
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:37, archived)

Antz

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:39, archived)

cling

(#1, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:49, archived)

I don't know where you expect to get with that attitude, really I don't

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:51, archived)

It was the first thing that sprang to mind
following an unexpected and angry shit.
(#1, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:55, archived)

someone once told me that his fastest ever time for having a shit was 47 seconds start to finish
and that included the wipe
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 19:01, archived)

It was less than that.
32 seconds from start to finish but 1hr 45s to poke the blurter back in.
(#1, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 19:18, archived)

blurter, lovely blurter, sometimes I think you're a dream

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 20:16, archived)

Some say he's just an arsehole
We know him as The Stink.
(#1, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 20:59, archived)

Kodak Tri-ex 500

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 19:17, archived)

juicer time then
Meeting Pete for a quick one or three.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:40, archived)

On a fucking Tuesday?
A TUESDAY!!!
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:46, archived)

Tuesday was always gay night in Exeter.
That's what I heard at least, I wouldn't know for sure because I've never been out on a tuesday night in Exeter.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:54, archived)

I think it's just gay night everywhere that's why I stay in with the missus

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:57, archived)

Who are you running away from *whisper* who are you running away too?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:47, archived)

Always running...

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:57, archived)

I don't get this constant running thing, gonz
I live my life as I see fit.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 20:16, archived)

mr.h

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:50, archived)

might pop out later

( mongychops, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:57, archived)

get us one in

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:09, archived)

Before I found this site, I didn't even know the meaning of the word "scintillating".

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:17, archived)

I'm nearly home if that helps

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:24, archived)

I'm home, too.
Glad to see the board has moved on, now.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 18:39, archived)

Q
Did you pronounce it "skintilating"?
(Big Ramifications, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 5:17, archived)

wednesday tomorrow

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:15, archived)

Do you reckon Squeaky13 actually did speak to the police about baldmonkey?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:17, archived)

not if you die in your sleep tonight

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:18, archived)

bit bleak m8
Watch this, it's lovely:

vimeo.com/116582567
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:19, archived)

bit gay m8te

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:25, archived)

been playing that punisher game you linked to yesterday
love it
( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:25, archived)

it's the best. i keep trying to sneakily play it at work
but i just end up doing the first couple of stages over and over
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:38, archived)

"meightte"?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:20, archived)

It's my real name
Irish innit
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:22, archived)

yes ma8te?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:45, archived)

it's 1l33ee7t, innit?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:56, archived)

Ooooo
I wonder if one is able to purchase such objects
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:26, archived)

It's OK, you can speak English here, and not everyone is fluent in Prick anyway.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:22, archived)

I wouldn't say I was fluent
but I know enough to get by
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:33, archived)

It can be a bit of a mouthfull

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:46, archived)

fingers crossed

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:20, archived)

why, would he take wednesday with him?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:27, archived)

Yes
All reality emanates from his consciousness. We are merely characters in his fantasy.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:29, archived)

everywhere you goooo, always take the wednesday with you

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:59, archived)

k

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:24, archived)

You're a spastic.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:45, archived)

like that's even a thing, hahaha

( mongychops, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:47, archived)

wednesday?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:24, archived)

Informative

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:39, archived)

I've got no work to do frank,
Should I:
A. Hide in a plant room and hope nobody radios me to give me work.
B. Go ask my boss for more work
C. Be proactive and find something that needs doing.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:44, archived)

I used to hide in the stock cupboard at my last job.
Not because I was avoiding work, but because of my fear of interacting with people.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:48, archived)

if you keep being a weirdo you're going to go back on 2.0

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:52, archived)

piss in a drawer

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:53, archived)

ok, pick a number between 1 and 8

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:58, archived)

3.6

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:59, archived)

ok, so we'll round up to level 4,
Now, offices, wards or support areas?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 14:07, archived)

yes

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 14:08, archived)

look, he wants me to poss in a drawer, I'm trying go crowd source which specific drawer to poss in, and you're being rather unhelpful.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 14:12, archived)

he's taking the poss

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 14:13, archived)

he really is.
I think I'm leaving forever now after this horrid bullying.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 14:18, archived)

I might kill myself over it
or paint a nice picture. Haven't decided.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 14:22, archived)

set up a canvas in sucha way that you can jackson pollock yourself all over it
two birds, one stone, two hats
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 14:59, archived)

why not two stones?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:21, archived)

because you weigh at least 10 times that

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:09, archived)

:(

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:11, archived)

+(((

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:16, archived)

So, Legend of Zelda tv series, eh?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:23, archived)

:(((((((((((((((((
i don't see how it could be anything other than utter gash
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:23, archived)

That does seem like the most likely outcome
We'll see.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:31, archived)

is it confirmed yet?
i heard it was just a 'possible project'
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:37, archived)

It's a rumour that I've read in several different places
make of that what you will
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:41, archived)

there already was a legend of zelda tv series
it was on around the same time as captain n, the games master or something
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:53, archived)

yeah, and it's world renowned as the worst zelda related thing ever
and this one is upping the ante by being live action!
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:55, archived)

i liked the way link talked like some sort of surfer dude/bro

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:56, archived)

well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:07, archived)

*off to buy wider screen*

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:11, archived)

i don't know what you could pissibly mean

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 14:20, archived)

^arthur bostrom

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 14:24, archived)

you stupid bitch

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:06, archived)

that doesn't look right

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:22, archived)

Hole Hotler!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:39, archived)

i am making a formal statement tell you all that should anyone come to my home or try to contact me via a home phone number i will be forced to inform the orthorities. i have already been in contact with them about the remarks made about my 13 yr old sister and they will be looking into it.

i have also informed my school who prosecute trespassers and will be keeping watch for anyone who desides that is a good idea.

i have posted this as a formal warning to anyone who wants to get into contact to give further abuse.

i have no problem with the "chubby cunt" remarks because i cudnt care, but when i start getting threaten at my home i will be forced to take it to the police.

{GOD EDIT} Yawn. If you can't deal with the banter on the site, then kindly fuck off and leave us alone. I'll help you out with this handy ban hammer. Bye.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:00, archived)

orthorities
is the best bit of non-gonz spelling that ever appeared here
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:02, archived)

I'd like to know the whole story here
I assume the remarks about his sister weren't nearly as bad as he's making out
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:26, archived)

ask and ye shall receive. maybe
www.b3ta.com/talk/6235215

www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=79366&board=talk_archive
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:30, archived)

Aw, I love a good old fashioned brain snap

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:35, archived)

I wish i had been around to witness this first hand.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:42, archived)

you got to live the dream yourself a couple of times, what are you worried about?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:56, archived)

I never worry...about anything...ever
certainly not like Mr Squeeky. He seems to have been slightly deranged. Did someone actually contact him at home? hahaha!
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:05, archived)

I think I preferred, Mery Christmas

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:04, archived)

Merry Christmas

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:22, archived)

Ta
I did done a bad spellin
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:36, archived)

mery had a little lamb
filthy bitch
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:27, archived)

is this a qftw thing?

( mongychops, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:06, archived)

nah, some kid who tried to post shit jokes
then baldmonkey found his bebo profile or something
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:08, archived)

ryan bury? chubby cunt from kendall?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:15, archived)

I must of missed it

( mongychops, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:28, archived)

What the shit...
I am missing something here quite obviously.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:17, archived)

ahhh squeeky13
this is an interesting read.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:27, archived)

You Shot Who In The What Now?

(Big Ramifications, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:26, archived)

chubby cunt

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:29, archived)

For a moment, I thought Doves had posted a mock bloo-bloo, and gotten himself banned.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:52, archived)

^ this
thats where I was initially
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:56, archived)

I've Got Another Awesome Idea For Question Of The Week
You know when you're at a party or maybe at the park and you get introduced to someone. And then, like, you bump into them the next day at the shops and they say hello and you've bloody forgotten their name already.

B3ta members can share similar tales of woe and then the best will be selected for the newsletter.
(Big Ramifications, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:31, archived)

I Think You've Got The Wrong Board

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:33, archived)

Yeah, /links is THAT way -->

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:35, archived)

Excellent Work With The "Title Case" In The Subject Line
Nice, subtle shit-hang. I'm not being sarcastic.

Every other flogger has been all "WAAAH! Capitalisation. Your shift key is malfunctioning". That's without even going into the question of why it makes them a tad testy.
(Big Ramifications, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:38, archived)

what the fuck are you talking about?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:39, archived)

I am not sure they are self aware.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:41, archived)

"Title Case"
Google the definition, genius.

Some B3ta members seem to get angry when I employ it in the subject line.
(Big Ramifications, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:42, archived)

haha, brilliant
Can we keep him?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:43, archived)

Probably Because It Looks Dead Spazzy

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:44, archived)

Although I Use My Own Special AWESOME "Title Case"
I capitalize words like "a" and "of" and "and".

That must really make the whiney floggers blow a pooper valve.
(Big Ramifications, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:47, archived)

Yeah, I make up words too

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:49, archived)

go on then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:52, archived)

Flapnation
Scrunt. Mizzling. Doomph.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:53, archived)

you didn't make up mizzling you bloody liar
www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/mizzle
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:25, archived)

the rest all check out though, so I'm not going to pursue this further
but I am watching you now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:27, archived)

convergent evolution or summat

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:36, archived)

also, scrunt appears to be a /links thing
5.9.83.79/search/links?q=scrunt
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:40, archived)

Fuck /links
They hate everything, which doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. How can everything be shit? Idiots.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:45, archived)

i used to rule the roost over there
with 'rhcpaul's link o' the day' but then it started to get worse and worse and i bailed. the same trajectory the rest of the site has been taking!
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:57, archived)

so it's your fault?
I suspected as much
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:59, archived)

Doomph is a great synonym for techno.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:26, archived)

I make up polish words
sjczechms
bzywciznecz
wzjynowczmsi
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:05, archived)

haha
classic Big Ramifications
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:53, archived)

what's wrong with you?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:35, archived)

Alzheimer's I reckon

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:36, archived)

good for hangovers that shit...

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:37, archived)

Gotta be something

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:56, archived)

I sense a disturbance...

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:37, archived)

bin done look
nsfw: wayback.archive.org/web/20070214130207/http://www.veronicamoser.com/images/mosers5.jpg
( mongychops, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:37, archived)

typical German business meeting

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:41, archived)

hi mark

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:42, archived)

I think he likes you

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:43, archived)

i like him, he introduced me to the term 'sizzlechest'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:44, archived)

Great idea, but you're best off addressing it to mongychops in a gaz,
he looks after that sort of thing around here.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:46, archived)

I really must start to remember this.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:49, archived)

alright, thicko

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:56, archived)

who are you really?

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:57, archived)

My Way Has Not Been Easy

A warrior born some 2,000 seasons yon
My way has led me in all directions
To all fronts in space and time
My way is infinite and elusive
Now if you'll excuse me
I must be
On
My
Way
(Big Ramifications, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:42, archived)

hey it's tuesday

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 8:56, archived)

"i like toast"
"i dun a poo"
"it's tuesday"

fucking hell, frank. this is dynamite stuff
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 8:58, archived)

imaginary parrot lols

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:08, archived)

FRANK IS A TREASURE
I won't have a word said against him
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:10, archived)

this place would be dead on its etc

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:20, archived)

I had to see a doctor about my etc
he gave me some so-and-so and told me to call him in the whatname
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:21, archived)

oh yeah, that'll be doctor vague
i hear he's very good
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:45, archived)

I started watching Orange Is The New Black last night
really enjoying it so far
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:48, archived)

is that coz there's tits and girls kissing in it?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:54, archived)

I won't lie, I do enjoy the nudie lesbians
but it's a good show. Believe it or not, I actually get annoyed with sex scenes on tv because it's normally there to distract you from the uninteresting stories.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:56, archived)

it is pretty good, innit
netflix are doing a pretty great job with their original serieseses
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:57, archived)

they are
so many new seasons coming out this year. Gotham's started up again, so that's good.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:59, archived)

i wasn't particularly taken with that

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:59, archived)

probably something to do with you being a massive giant homesexual wookie gay
or maybe you just didn't like it, which is fine. I like the cartoony nature of it. It's so over the top.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:03, archived)

6 of one, half a dozen of the other

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:31, archived)

What else is there that I haven't seen yet?
I recall you recommending some shows, but I can't remember them.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:32, archived)

Gordon ought to arrest Penguin,
for stealing the show!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:08, archived)

The NHS can no longer afford to give actual diagnoses, nor prescribe real medicine.
Feel free to blame your scapegoat of choice.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:46, archived)

It's always best to go straight to A&E every time you need to see a doctor
it bypasses the GP who is busy with the elderly.
( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:47, archived)

Phone 111, and have them tell you to go to A&E, to get maximum value from your taxes.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:51, archived)

what about turning up at a&e with something minor and them telling you to fuck off home and call 111

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:54, archived)

You could probably bounce back and forth for days on end, consuming resources without ever receiving any treatment.
Live blog the experience.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:04, archived)

i only trust my homeopath

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:54, archived)

good call
sounds like you know a thing or two about medicine. Do you want to start up an alternative therapy clinic with me?
( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:55, archived)

dibs on being the acupuncturist or whatever you'd call it

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:56, archived)

eopath osexual predatory instincts
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:57, archived)

must you be so vulgar?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:59, archived)

almost certainly

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:03, archived)

fair enough then

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:24, archived)

My Homeopath Is A Homo

(Big Ramifications, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:35, archived)

Nobody HAS to see their doctor. They just CHOOSE to because they are selfish pricks.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:00, archived)

you sound upset
you should pop by my homoeopathy clinic, I have something for you.
( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:02, archived)

merry christmas

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:02, archived)

fuck off, nonce

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:06, archived)

so what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:31, archived)

your anti-tuesday agenda has been stinking up this place for long enough

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:38, archived)

we all know it is just wasting our time and should stand aside to allow wednesday to take its course

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:57, archived)

Well some of us are traditionalists who long for a time where all the days are respected equally
maybe I'm just old fashioned
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:58, archived)

oh right, so the Lord's day means nothing to you, you heathen?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:06, archived)

it means EVERYTHING to me

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:09, archived)

gaylord's day, more like

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:14, archived)

good one

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:22, archived)

4th october?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:26, archived)

i'm not happy about this
but i respect the work that went into it
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:32, archived)

:O
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:34, archived)

ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/8/4/0/58408/F/3/w/5/F3w5/yep.gif
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:44, archived)

that's horrible

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:44, archived)

FUCK A HORSE
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:42, archived)

dream theater, just saying

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:46, archived)

that Dream Theater t-shirt does him no justice
the horse fucking shit cunt spastic animal worrying fart gobbler
( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:49, archived)

every single person who ever owned a dream theater tshirt also fucks horses

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:55, archived)

Haha
I bet Dream Theatre have seen that report and are going "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE"
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:57, archived)

nothing to complain about, their sales will double overnight from all the animal fuckers who started showing an interest

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:01, archived)

I thought it was monday, ta

( mongychops, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:08, archived)

providing a better service than brb with his bins

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:15, archived)

I wouldn't know
he has me on igbore. My bin is overflowing thanks to him.
( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:18, archived)

he's very selfish

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:24, archived)

I wouldn't know about that brb has me on ignore

( mongychops, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 10:20, archived)

MORNING

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 7:56, archived)

Lovely and warm too

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 8:13, archived)

spasticfly

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 8:14, archived)

mr h
morning
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 9:05, archived)

ug

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 8:16, archived)

undergarments

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 8:17, archived)

same to you with knobs on

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 8:23, archived)

oz

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 8:19, archived)

twatters

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 8:29, archived)

mr h

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 8:33, archived)

my friend got arrested for having a cramp
now he is doing a stretch
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 2:04, archived)

NO.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 3:33, archived)

YES

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 7:48, archived)

Anyway, how are we all this evening?

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:12, archived)

Splendid Colonel
Saw some bostin eagles in Andalucia last week. Then a sparrowhawk came down and snaffled a SBB after my dear old Mum had gone out to feed them. Nature eh?
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:17, archived)

bm??

( vladimir, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:17, archived)

Dunno
what sort?
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:25, archived)

Ooh, nice.
Saw a Barn Owl last night.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:52, archived)

I saw a black bird being eaten by a red headed white chick? do I win five pounds

( mongychops, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 23:04, archived)

colonel boris this is a question, well done

( vladimir, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:17, archived)

THNX HONEY

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:52, archived)

You are truly the Picasso of loneliness.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:17, archived)

the degas of desolation

( vladimir, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:18, archived)

Not only is your fly open, there's a pencil sticking out of it.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:19, archived)

so that's where it got to, thanks dt

( vladimir, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:22, archived)

muh dubs muh dubs muh dubs
muh lovely lovely dubs
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:24, archived)

the singer sargent of solitude

( vladimir, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:20, archived)

the ingres of isolation

( vladimir, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:21, archived)

The Poussin of pulchritudinous

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:31, archived)

The Dali of decrepit solitude

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:52, archived)

same old
fighting and fucking my way through each day
( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:29, archived)

^bare knuckle fighter / porn fister

( mongychops, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:42, archived)

just another brother in the struggle

( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:48, archived)

Bruggle, Strothers.

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:51, archived)

^ prison

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:52, archived)

yeah baby!

( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:54, archived)

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( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:57, archived)

Thank you Arthur

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:59, archived)

lol

( mongychops, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 23:09, archived)

Wake me up when this all over

( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 0:22, archived)

Rob will pull the plug soon enough.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Feb 2015, 0:40, archived)

smashing

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 0:31, archived)

Excellent.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Feb 2015, 0:40, archived)

Hah, typos are fun aren't they?
Unlike a flock of angry gice.

What tragedy happened in your life that you insist upon punishing yourself with all this... mediocrity?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:06, archived)

dave trouser this is a great question, you've made me think

( vladimir, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:16, archived)

tell you what I don't like, I don't like those weird fucking deep sea fish bastards with the fluorescent heads and four billion teeth and eyes like jet black pinpricks of frozen death, what do you not like, as if anyone gices a shit what you think

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:45, archived)

gices

( mongychops, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:46, archived)

Nobody gice a shit what you think either

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:48, archived)

i think someone needs to inform his caregicer that he's back on the internet

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 20:53, archived)

gice us a wave

( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:50, archived)

gica job

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 19:04, archived)

gice me a minute to think about it

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:57, archived)

I feel your reaction to those weird fucking deep sea fish bastards with the fluorescent heads and four billion teeth and eyes like jet black pinpricks of frozen death (very good by the way I like that), fits with Freud's concept of the "unheimliche," en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny there you go, don't mention it you're welcome, I wonder do those deep sea fish bastards remind you of anyone
( vladimir, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:59, archived)

obvious YM joke is obvious

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 19:05, archived)

it was the death-stare that gave it away don't you think, the way an angry monster would look at him, as if to say, what time do you call this then to be getting back to the bottom of the ocean, I've been worried sick

( vladimir, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 21:19, archived)

Christmas

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 19:09, archived)

people who can't spell "gives"

( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 19:26, archived)

are you Alex Jones?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 19:55, archived)

I'm not racist
but I've had it up to here with these fucking muzzers and their terror.

Enough is enough.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 19:55, archived)

Gice gice baby

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 19:56, archived)

Here
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=gice&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=kTDZVNzxJvLW7Abq3YCwDw&ved=0CE8QsAQ&biw=1440&bih=771

Lot of pigs in there
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:13, archived)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 17:54, archived)

whatever

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:04, archived)

t_er_ri_bl_e b_ul_ly_in_g
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:19, archived)

mr.h

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:11, archived)

Alright you sexy cunt

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:15, archived)

awww, I'm not alright, I missed Frisbee.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:22, archived)

gutted, next time try driving faster.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:35, archived)

up yer bum

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:44, archived)