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You're letting yourselves go, I thought this was a thriving community of #ladbantz!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 13:18, archived)
Fuck off, nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 14:31, archived)
Fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 14:53, archived)
I just want Broadsword to notice me and take me off 2.0.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:30, archived)
I just want us all* to get along.
*Except mongy and frank.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)
Look at that, my account is 12 years old today.
If it was a real person, SF would be sexgazzing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)
Congratulations, old timer.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 16:04, archived)
You really are a massive spastic

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 3:02, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 8:55, archived)
special weekend edition

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 8:55, archived)
Good morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 9:13, archived)
morning doves

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 9:45, archived)
alright doves, dunno if I can be bothered going footy today

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 11:15, archived)
I think Charlton will beat Blackburn

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 11:21, archived)
Im not as confident, although our new jew manager is doing well

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 11:27, archived)
mornining

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 13:14, archived)
Can someone ask broadsword to take me off ignore
And also ask him why he put me there...I wanna get involved
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 0:56, archived)
.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debt:_The_First_5000_Years
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:08, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/write.php?parent=7806936
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:09, archived)
I dunno where that went just it went...somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:20, archived)
everything's got to be somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:51, archived)
Well this is better than interstellar

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:58, archived)
Fuck off, nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 9:03, archived)
alright b3ta, what's shaking?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:37, archived)
steven?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:40, archived)
My knob

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:41, archived)
stephen?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:42, archived)
steve!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:43, archived)
steve?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:43, archived)
oh stephen
....STEPHEN!
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:50, archived)
a whole lot

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 0:56, archived)
my hands, after i saw a lad that reminded me of the gerry boy i shot in the war

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:09, archived)

gerry boy wad war gerry boy
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:14, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 1:19, archived)
Who the fuck is Steve?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 2:18, archived)
That's Stephen to you.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 2:23, archived)
oh by the way,
Can someone ask broadsword to take me off ignore
And also ask him why he put me there...I wanna get involved
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly has been cleansed, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 0:56, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 2:26, archived)
Should we have a spanishfly thread?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:36, archived)
No, fuck off, nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 9:04, archived)
juicer time then

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:01, archived)
Im just wandering up my local now, gonna have me a high ball or two

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:20, archived)
I'm gonna assume 'high ball' is slang for 'prepubescent boy'.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:18, archived)
mr.h

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:22, archived)
alright rich

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:23, archived)
word up mongy

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:24, archived)
Not tonight mate maybe next week yeah?
KTHXBAI
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:36, archived)
Nah, need an early night, off to Seville at 2am.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:59, archived)
I went there a couple of years ago
lots of big doors
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:13, archived)
Diana?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:18, archived)
Wood

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:22, archived)
fuck yeah, massive tits

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:32, archived)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:57, archived)
I'll look out for them

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:09, archived)
Fuckin right

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:24, archived)
Alright gloves

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:45, archived)
having juice in tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:59, archived)
fresh squeezed wheat grass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB_c4uni6Xg
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:48, archived)
aye going, a couple of cheeky ones in an hour
gyro day innit
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 20:19, archived)
best day eva

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:15, archived)
Oh how lovely that would be.
Instead, I'm writing a funding proposal at gone ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:23, archived)
yeah man
i'm in an old man pub listening to old men playing old man music
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:27, archived)
bit ageist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:31, archived)
i didn't say it was bad
but it is accurate
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:42, archived)
Old man music
Is truely the new thing, and always has been.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:52, archived)
i dunno man, in my younger days i was never that into it...

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:56, archived)
Nice ellipsis
nothing to add.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:02, archived)
alright, dirk gently...

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:39, archived)
Hello
Hello. I'm new although been reading for a while.
Do I have to do so many posts before I can just type Nonce or can I just kick off with that from the start if I want? Quite confusing on occasions trying to follow what's going on.

Will I get abused after the first post? I guess time will tell.
(Beadlesdiddyhand, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:10, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)

Fair enough.
(Beadlesdiddyhand, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:22, archived)
Welcome aboard

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)

Thank you. You all seem a decent bunch, that'll probably change over time.
(Beadlesdiddyhand, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:31, archived)
The love boat?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:32, archived)
Looooooove boaaaat
soon will be making another ruuuuun
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:33, archived)
hilarious username...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:26, archived)
maybe you should fuck off to /OT

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:28, archived)
You tall ginger bully

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:30, archived)
I am sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:40, archived)
let's keep this one

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:50, archived)
ok.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:52, archived)

What does /ot mean?
(Beadlesdiddyhand, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:34, archived)
I don't mean it. welcome aboard.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:41, archived)
alright bm

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:31, archived)
your username is a bit dated

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:40, archived)
or, charmingly retro.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:41, archived)
So's ur face m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:42, archived)
true
it's 30 years old now. thirty!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:45, archived)
^Proper retro

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:47, archived)
Yeah, he should call himself Beadlesdeadyhand lololol

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:15, archived)
ah m8! good to c u!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:46, archived)
The trick is to know who everyone else thinks is a nonce, and be sure to harass them.
It's spanishfly.

Anyway, who's comedy account are you, then?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:18, archived)
Hi! If you have any questions about posting on /talk just send a gaz to mongychops.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:21, archived)
and remember: you don't have to be crazy to post here
but it helps!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:39, archived)
Welcome to the Pleasure Dome
You're not Frank in disguise are you?
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:56, archived)
Spanishfly is chief nonce
also mods finger dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:01, archived)
Alright mate
Reply here with "fuck off, nonce"
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:08, archived)
fuck off, nonce

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:10, archived)
Finally someone said it

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:45, archived)
you like to think that you're immune to the stuff

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:50, archived)
Come again?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:53, archived)
He's going to have to face it
he's addicted to nonce?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:37, archived)
I'm not normally one to bemoan the decline of society,
but I've just been into Clinton's to but some Mothers' Day cards, and the have "for my wife" and "from the dogs" cards. Have some serious taboos been broken down?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:14, archived)
dog fucking has been celebrated since the Roman times
and also, summer is coming which means Love Day is nearly here.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:17, archived)
it's got to be warm and fuzzy, like uhh, love day, but not so lame

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:22, archived)
I hope I get Lord Huggington this year

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:27, archived)
why would dogs send each other cards, that's fucking stupid

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:19, archived)
i tend to bemoan the decline of society on a daily basis
i gave up on cards years ago, bottle of wine and box of ferrero rocher, job done
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:21, archived)
I favour the "if I'm going to see you on the day, what's the point of getting you a card?" approach,
but my mum holds to the "if you don't get them a mushy card with an overlong sentimental poem, you don't really care about them" philosophy. I'd just as soon not bother, but I hate to see her cry (she once broke down in tears after I disagreed with her views on asylum seekers, so she's a fragile sort).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:32, archived)
your mum needs to understand that they can't burn asylum seekers in order to solve the energy crisis

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:36, archived)
really....shit
*rewrites manifesto*
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:02, archived)
don't waste the paper, turn your first go over and write on the back

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:05, archived)
very green of you vlad.
unfortunatley though I had written my manifesto in oil on a hillside and set fire to it. Bit of a drain on resources...
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:06, archived)
well at least use the other side of the hill for the second draft then eh

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:08, archived)
what an excellent problem solver you are
do you want a position in my political party?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:10, archived)
I am really not the droid you're looking for

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:31, archived)
That's not a million miles from her position.
She hopes that I'll come round to her way of thinking when I've got more life experience, obviously working on the "being old makes you more racist" principle.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:05, archived)
fuck that - you want to hear the conversations i here at work on a daily basis...

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:07, archived)
I can imagine.
When I worked in Kent, most conversations at work would begin with "I'm not racist but...".
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:11, archived)
You'd love fat Phil in the workshop.
His favourite story is the one where him and his mates "chased a coon while throwing chicken at him"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)
fried chicken right?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)
He sounds lovely. I hope the chicken was unharmed?
Bloke at my place told me his favourite joke ("What's red and yellow and looks good on a Paki?"), then apologised, telling me that he knew it was bad, but he was too old to change (he was 28). He looked like Dave The Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)
But what is red and yellow?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)
A frog in a blender!
No, not really, the answer was fire. Immolating ethnic minorities passes for humour in my home town.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)

it's good that dogs can send cards now, that's why they bite postmen and sit by letterboxes waiting to rip up whatever comes through, it has been pure thwarted jealousy and rage that they couldn't send cards, now every dog in the land is free to send a card to the mods saying "thank you for touching me"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:03, archived)
monster munch?
Butt munch.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:08, archived)
No need to insult me like that, Windy.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:14, archived)
it's not an insult.
It's the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:32, archived)
Your words wound me deeply.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:36, archived)

your words wound me My tongue goes in to bottoms really
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)
I am renowned for my technique, yes.
Thanks for bringing it up.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)
I used to work for them in a former life
My dislike of christmas is partially because of this
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:27, archived)
what accounts for the other aspects of your dislike of christmas?
you can create a pie chart to aid your explanation this if it helps
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)
I was raped by an elf

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)
how ho-ho-horrible for you

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:36, archived)
It was yule and unusual
wait a minute, are we doing christmas puns in March? Where's Frank?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)
did he give you the north pole?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)
He made me shake like a bowl full of jelly, if that's what you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)
to save you some time I've done this already
s4.postimg.org/l62zswrn1/clintons.jpg

if you need to jiggle (or jingle!! hahahaha) the percentages a bit go ahead but we've got to get this presentation ready for next week so I thought best to get cracking (or crackering!!!! ahahahahaha)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
Ah, blocked

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)
I knew this presentation was going to go wrong :(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:53, archived)
The fault is with AT&T, not you
Your efforts are greatly appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)
it's your strong instinct to shift the blame early and shift it hard that make it a pleasure to work with you TH

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)
I didn't get where am I today by accepting responsiblity, vlad

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:01, archived)
But mostly because your heart is two sizes too small.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)
I AM a mean one

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:35, archived)
you're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)
Thank you Max

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:38, archived)
I hope you enjoyed that last can of Who Hash.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:38, archived)
spanishfly was having a bit of a moan because you have him on ignore
can you run me by the pros and cons of having spanishfly on ignore so that i can make an informed decision as to whether i should ignore him?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:40, archived)
My reason is because it annoys him
The reason why he deserves this are private.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)
how many reason are private?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:48, archived)
9

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)
9 years old! that's despicable

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)
I apologise for nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)
anyway, i've gone ahead and ignored him now
all the cool kids were doing it so i thought i'd join in
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:56, archived)
I....I'm one of the cool kids?
I don't know what to say
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:56, archived)
There are no cons, I've had him on ignore for ages and it still upsets him, lulz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:07, archived)
What's for lunch?
alt: what was for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:35, archived)
coq au bin

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:46, archived)
bindaloo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:48, archived)
omfg i've got a good one, wait for it

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:50, archived)
here it is...
bin dae duk!
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:52, archived)
I came back to see this and frankly I was a little disappointed

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)
but it says 'bin day' and it has a k-komedy duk
and it's a food. a food that doesn't have duck in it. it's fucking comedy gold if you think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)
I've thought about it, it's just not working for me
but don't let that put you off having another go
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:10, archived)
something bin related

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:51, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:52, archived)
I am going to imagine there was a two hats thread somewhere since the morning thread...

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)
not another sensitive type who has you on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:56, archived)
super sensitive.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:06, archived)
it's a pity because he was about the only one who was prepared to stick up for you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:10, archived)
I'll stick up for spanishfly.
He may be an unrepentant nonce, but this place would be all the poorer without him.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:18, archived)
shit have things got that bad?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:18, archived)
Did you not see the board's stats, earlier?
These are desperate times.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:35, archived)
Aww cheers mate
I still wont sleep with you though.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:58, archived)
Of course not, I'm far too old for you.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:09, archived)
waaaah you're worse than mongy or is it frank, i get them confused.
you're worse than one of them at least. in one specific way.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:00, archived)
if two hats has you on ignore then i guess i should too

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:13, archived)
please don't

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:58, archived)
trash browns

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)
trashed potato

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:55, archived)
I dunno why, but you come across on here as the sort if person that might wear a wacki tie

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:03, archived)
i own two wacky ties: one is a wide clown-style tie, the other is a musical keyboard tie with an 8-note scale monophonic keyboard built in.
both very unwelcome christmas presents, i've never worn them in public.

i'll take a black or conservatively patterned tie to churchy things, wakes and whatnot, just in case i'm the only one not wearing one, but i hate ties and try not to wear them.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:12, archived)
now tell me about your ties. tell me now.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:13, archived)
tell me ties tell me sweet little ties

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:18, archived)
I used to have a light-up bow tie, and a musical Christmas one.
I'm quite jealous of your keyboard tie.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:20, archived)

cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-13-2015/bRzY1a.gif
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:30, archived)
I wondered when I'd become a victim of The Fappening.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:33, archived)
don't be, it's shite.
the 'knot' is a plastic box housing a tinny speaker, it's got a piece of string with a plastic clasp to go round your neck. it's stuck in c major, or almost d minor (missing the top d, obvs) and the response isn't great - it's not weighted or velocity sensitive or anything. no midi out, no jack, i doubt it even got reviewed in sos.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:00, archived)
You've talked me out of it.
I'll go back to covering those keyboard guitars that were all over Top of the Pops, at one time.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:16, archived)
Erm
Friday! Uh....hmm. So.

Doing anything? What about Mother's Day?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:44, archived)
I just noticed that I forgot to link machomanmanoliths entrance music.
here it is
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:44, archived)
Good
This would also appeal to his funk-ay sensibilities

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfJJXIr1gzQ
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:49, archived)
nice. this is yours
youtu.be/ImGHcLr4RVk
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:52, archived)
lol
I'd love to strut to the ring accompanied by that. That was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)
I think the WWE needs more blues.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)
Especially that rag time style
It's impossible to be depressed while listening to that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:00, archived)
I'll write to Vince

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:00, archived)
include some references to bodybuilders or he'll throw your letter straight in the bin

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:12, archived)

offer him some all the cocaine
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:23, archived)
This is yours:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0&t=45s
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)
don't knock the classics

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:57, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)
also, yeah, my brother has returned from his tour working with a proper rock star.
So I will go, and drink with him and hear tales of crazy bus l/plane antics.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:46, archived)
which proper rock star?
lenny kravitz?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:50, archived)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:52, archived)
Steve Winwood?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:54, archived)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:59, archived)
bill wyman

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:59, archived)
nope

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:06, archived)
insane clown posse

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:18, archived)
i'm going to assume this is the correct answer

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:21, archived)
it was Gaz Combes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:30, archived)
Oh, from The Supergrasses?
My cousin met them in a pub once. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:31, archived)
I meeted gaz and danny in a nightclub in hull in late 94/early 95

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:34, archived)
micky wasn't with them though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:34, archived)
but the chap out of the bluetones was

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:35, archived)
woah, did Micky know that?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:46, archived)
I guess so, they were touring together at the time

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:47, archived)
dapper laughs?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:03, archived)
nono

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:07, archived)
brian eno

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:10, archived)
more modern

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:11, archived)
brian harvey?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:13, archived)
tom vek?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:15, archived)
Fleetwood Mac?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:55, archived)
nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:59, archived)
avril lavigne?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:06, archived)
nope

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:08, archived)
Cliff Richard

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:13, archived)
Nickelback?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:07, archived)
you seen the new single?
I can't decide if it's the worst thing in the world or the best thing ever.
youtu.be/pflARrGZqOw
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:10, archived)
No, I hated that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:13, archived)
I think even Nickelback hate it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:23, archived)
I don't get them
If they did this in the early 90's they probably would've been quite popular. I might even have liked them myself back then. They just seem so old fashioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:24, archived)
they're no stiltskin that's for sure

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:29, archived)
Stiltskin were no Bush

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:31, archived)
who in turn were no Gun

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:33, archived)
Oh god
A band I was in at the time did a cover of Word Up. Heavens above.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:47, archived)
I've just noticed that, although I am 'at work', I'm not really 'doing work'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:47, archived)
I don't think anyone else has noticed though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:47, archived)
I've barely done a stroke of work in 6 years and no one's noticed

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:49, archived)
I'm sitting on a box in a vent plant drinking a coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)
Pardon my ignorance
What's a vent plant?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:54, archived)
it's a room where there fans and ducts and motors and stuff for a ventilation system are housed.
I fixed it, but I don't want to do anything else, so I'm gonna sit here for a bit and pretend it was way harder than it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)
it's what vents grow on, dummy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:06, archived)
eating chewing gum

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)
all weekend?
that'll upset your mum, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:57, archived)
I'll get her a card with a free pack of chewing gum stuck to it.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:57, archived)
what a shit thread
why did you even bother?

i'm cooking a lovely dinner for my mum
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)
You pig
That's what I'm doing. Plus Dad, Nan and entitled Sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:59, archived)
what're you cooking?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:11, archived)
Roast lamb probably
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:18, archived)

media3.giphy.com/media/IxJMT1ugyBMdy/giphy.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:29, archived)
Eurgh, you two
i.giphy.com/LclmROETfLZyU.gif
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:38, archived)
i've been poisoned by my constituents

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:45, archived)
I'm to watch the gang recycles their trash
right now
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:47, archived)
you're very mean to the man single handedly keeping this place afloat.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:00, archived)

WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:05, archived)
#1 with a bullet, bitches

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:07, archived)
no surprises in the top 'nightcrawlers' slot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:12, archived)
5th!
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:13, archived)
I deserve respect
and a cash prize
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:07, archived)

respect a slap in the face
cash prize stern talking to
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:12, archived)
I'll be on the piss, mums long dead, ta

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:30, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 7:58, archived)
hullo
Finished the last series of Parks & Rec last night. Excellent ending.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:04, archived)
if you rearrange the letters in peru you can spell europe

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:08, archived)
such a good show
The Office went stale after about 2 or 3 seasons, but P&R managed 7 and I don't recall a single episode I didn't like.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)
I found the later seasons of the American office hard work
they should just end shows. Ricky Gervais had the right idea, two series and blam! no more.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:13, archived)
Agree
They could have removed about 4 seasons from the middle of that and you'd barely notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15, archived)
can you start a new thread please?
i'm booooored
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:39, archived)
i didn't realise there were 7 seasons of parks and rec
i'm all over that shit when i get home
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:16, archived)
Binge, m'man
Binge
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:17, archived)
i think i've seen up to the end of season 6, or was it 5?
in which season do they go to london?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:22, archived)
6 I believe

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:23, archived)
OH GOD
twitter.com/Langtp/status/576329042800017408
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:44, archived)
come on then
join in!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:52, archived)
DARF MAUL, ALL OVER

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:56, archived)
Papa Lazarou

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:15, archived)
go for the ultimate warrior

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:18, archived)
i'm glad i'm not there today
i think they're doing a fun run at lunch, you joining in?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:27, archived)
I'm not there either
In any case, I don't run for anyone or anything. Least of all charity.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:28, archived)
i would run for you xxx

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:39, archived)
Oh!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:43, archived)
baby, i was born to run

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)
is the ending soppy?
I hate it when TV shows get sentimental
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:11, archived)
The whole series is, to some degree
but they don't let it get in the way of the comedy. Really good send off.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)
I watched the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
I actually enjoyed it. It looks like something that would make me vomit blood but it didn't
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15, archived)
*adds to list
Not seen it, but I shall.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15, archived)
that's tina fey's new show, right?
i've been meaning to watch that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:44, archived)
I found the picture of when I met Chris Pratt
i.imgur.com/vhwTrxN.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:17, archived)
I hoped that'd be Lego.
I wasn't disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:24, archived)
Making that Lego man of me was the best thing at Lego Land.

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:25, archived)
I like their vertical drop ride where you have to haul on a rope to lift yourself up.
I'm hoping they install a pedal-powered roller coaster, next.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:40, archived)
he looks as horrified as i'd expect

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:34, archived)
I really enjoyed parks and rec, laughs abound every episode.
I'm glad that Chris Pratt bloke has come good, he was top.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:23, archived)

uproxx.com/tv/2015/01/gibson-sent-a-custom-andy-dwyer-mouse-rat-guitar-to-parks-and-rec-star-chris-pratt/
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:24, archived)
gibson are alright aren't they.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
i dunno, are they?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
They sure are
And anyone who thinks they're for girls are either wankers, Frank or both.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
I love my gibson and I don't think it's right that my kids think they can somehow replace it in my affections when, after all, I have had it longer than I've had them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:59, archived)
Stupid kids
Acoustic? The guitar I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:01, archived)
acoustic? I hardly knew ic or something
bit hurt that you don't remember what it is though :(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:04, archived)
soz m8
J-45?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)
ES330

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:15, archived)
OH!
Sorry, I was thinking acoustic. Very nice. My next purchase is almost certainnly going to be something like that. The '59 reissue 335 is BEEZER.

Pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:16, archived)
er... not many, but there is this b&w one featuring my fast moving fingers
i.imgur.com/Xv2U3Y4.png
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)
Nice
P90's I'm assuming?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:52, archived)
yes and yes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:59, archived)
Lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:00, archived)
leslie, i put your symptoms into this computer and it says you have network connectivity problems

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at the moon
Not the same moon, obviously. That's impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:31, archived)
i haven't seen the last series yet
looking forward to it though. it was a great show that really helped a lot of careers.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:40, archived)
Including mine

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)
oh my god
YOU'RE jerry/garry/larry/etc
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:43, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:43, archived)
you've even got the wife who's clearly too good for you!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:51, archived)
Or maybe there's something magical about me
that no one else can see
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:55, archived)
massive wang?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:59, archived)
No, I show everyone that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:03, archived)
it looks lovely in that pickle jar

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:36, archived)
3/7 for me today, another poor effort
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-31856157
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:08, archived)
same
I must have missed these stories. I guessed that bees were being trained. Silly really. Of course it was elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:09, archived)
BEES?!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:46, archived)
IT'S A HIVE MIND YOU KNOW

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:01, archived)
I WAS DOING A BIT FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
FUCKS SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:32, archived)
maybe you should make anustart?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:33, archived)
i've made a huge mistake

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:38, archived)
sorry :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:53, archived)
I BLUE MYSELF
does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:56, archived)
there has got to be a better way of saying that

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:42, archived)
also the same
that's about average for me though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:46, archived)
1/7
christ
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:37, archived)
same here but i was trying to get 0
:/
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:51, archived)
3/7
bit spooky this Doves, this happened last week.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:30, archived)
Guten morgen herr Manolith

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:09, archived)
but teutonic m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:09, archived)
bit racist m8

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)
^ projecting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)
^ accepting

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)
well yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15, archived)
sí señor

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
up yours, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)
mr h

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)
scouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:22, archived)
you old romantic

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:47, archived)
hullo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:15, archived)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:19, archived)
hi friend hope u r well

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:20, archived)
MEATY

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:21, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:21, archived)
hallo

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
agreed

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:56, archived)
Happy Enforced Workplace Wakkiness Day!
How have YOU made YOUR face funny for money?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:24, archived)
oh shit, I'd forgot about that.
none of the workshop guys have bothered, let's see if any wards do.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:25, archived)
AND it's Friday 13th
Which workplace prick will annoy you the most?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
My face needs no modifications for people to laugh at it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
it's onesie day in my office
haha, what will they think of next?

oh god, what will they think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
fuck me
I'm really sorry to hear that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
seconded
It's not quite terminal cancer, but it's close.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:31, archived)
I'm not sure it could get any worse, Doves.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:54, archived)
well, it's not as bad as the time some people thought it was appropriate to black up

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:01, archived)
Do you have any black colleagues?
If so, what did they think?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:02, archived)
I didn't think they had black people in wales
proper black people I mean, miners don't count
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)
there are a couple of black guys that work here, i can only imagine what they thought
probably something like "i ain't got no time for these white ass honky mutha fuckers"
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)
Those crackers are crazy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)
I hope they get sacked and Lenny Henry is informed and stops Comic Relief

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:10, archived)
Sandra in accounts is wearing red rabbit ears and a moustache, she's a card!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
actually she looks like that most of the year...

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
Is that a medical condition?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:39, archived)
ive dressed up as sandra in accounts and am wearing red rabbit ears and a moustache

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:31, archived)
and you're wearing her scent, I can smell it from here.
It's a combination of toilet duck and dog muck
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
Sandra in accounts has dressed up as mcbeef and is fucking a horse

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
i don't think there's anything much happening here
i might drink cheap scotch until my nose is red though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)
There's a lad at work who doesn't know when I'm joking (which is brilliant fun)
the other day I offered to share a bottle of beer with him that someone else had bought for me for my b'day. He actually started getting worried because you're not supposed to drink at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)
If you must employ your own children,
this is bound to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:19, archived)
I told him that demerera was Italian for "fat free"
And boy, was my face red when he pointed at that (according to wikipedia) it's ACTUALLY a natural brown sugar that isn't calorie free at all! Did I look stupid, or what??
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:24, archived)
it sounds like a sitcom every day at your place

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:32, archived)
If it wasn't I think I'd go insane and kill everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:51, archived)
ENTERING THE RING, WEIGHING A STAGGERING 650LBS AND COVERED HEAD TO TOE IN A COARSE HAIR STRONGER THAN STEEL!
IT'S MACHOMANMANOLITH
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:30, archived)
BOOOOOO
*throws handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:32, archived)
up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:32, archived)

OHHHHH YEEEEAHH
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)
Busy this morning innit

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
fuck off, nonce

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)
*laughter track*

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)
this might end up being voted popular you know i am just warning you

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:47, archived)
bottom of the morning thread

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)
that's what b3ta is
one big race to the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:50, archived)

the my
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:53, archived)
actually quite fiercely competed for amongst a couple of posters

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:00, archived)
BOTTOM

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:32, archived)
THE YOUNG ONES

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:38, archived)
not expecting this to go well,
but in all seriousness can anyone suggest where i may be able to download spoken word samples (ideal single words) for free

would be much appreciated......
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:46, archived)
FUCKING HELL THE INTERNET IS ASTONISHING
music.tutsplus.com/articles/15-sites-where-you-can-find-free-vocal-samples-and-loops--audio-4179
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 0:02, archived)

thanks.

i had found that and many other sites.....
but nothing seemed to quite offer what i was after, or anything close tbh.......

ill try that one again.
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 13 Mar 2015, 0:17, archived)
if they need to be samples of actual humans speaking with their actual mouths you might get lucky searching for a directory of words from an english as a foreign language site
otherwise have you tried the at&t text to speech thing, or just google itself?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 2:48, archived)

thank you... that will probably help a lot
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:59, archived)
would it be easier to record some stuff yourself if you need specific words or phrases?
Plenty of good voice recorder apps around.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 6:40, archived)
I imagine he can't because he has a terrbile speech impediment and sounds like Joseph Merrick, otherwise he wouldn't be bothering to ask us.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:02, archived)

might do.....

the above may or may not be true
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:59, archived)
So who had Max Clifford in Yewtree Bingo?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 21:06, archived)
Bit old this isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 21:11, archived)
Nah this is new news isn't it?
He was done for indecent assault previously
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 21:19, archived)
OK, got it
I'm on the end of 0.24mb/s here. Columbus did well I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 21:30, archived)
all bets are off on pratchett

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 21:12, archived)
I had Fred Talbot.
Well, not literally
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 22:02, archived)
whoops

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 22:33, archived)
When he slipped off the Isle of Man?

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:05, archived)

Man Boy
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:11, archived)
Hello from Cymru Vlad
Ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:17, archived)
noswaith dda

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:26, archived)
Oddi i'r gwelly nawr

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:34, archived)
tidy

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:37, archived)
Reporting all of this, you're clearly speakin arabic
and therefore are ISIS
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 6:59, archived)
What's for dinner?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:30, archived)
i made a tuna pasta bake that was so good that i love it more than my children

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:05, archived)
Indian takeaway and some Guinness

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:06, archived)
poo and wee

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:07, archived)
and tuna

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:45, archived)
©2015 gonz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:45, archived)
veg and chicken
nothing special
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:21, archived)
Well I must say this thread has gone rather well.
It's great to see everyone chipping in and having a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:52, archived)
mushrooms, you're welcome

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:59, archived)
Dinner?
I'm in Wales at the minute and it's called tea here. Well it is in English. Farmhouse casserole with cheese dumplings seeing as you asked.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 20:37, archived)
you have to slow cook the farmhouses otherwise they can get right stuck between your teeth

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 23:14, archived)
no new threads since 8am, this place is dead on it's arse, show me your bumhole
s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1426182712/5566593914112252665902.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:53, archived)
you must have people on ignore then bab.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:57, archived)
what does bab mean? and yes I do, because they upset me greatly

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:59, archived)
Big Arsed Beauty

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:00, archived)
I'm not black or fat, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:02, archived)
It's jase you need to apologise to.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:03, archived)
whom?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:12, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:34, archived)
is she that sort off the telly?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:58, archived)
big bang theory chick innit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:00, archived)
phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:01, archived)
bit gutted you never thought it was me tho :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:03, archived)
the blonde hair gave it away

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:05, archived)
...on the bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:05, archived)
and the distinct lack of piles

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:12, archived)
we were in mourning for Terry Pratchett

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:07, archived)
poor hinge, another double act finished

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:11, archived)
you look different to how I'd imagine

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:09, archived)
not as attractive?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 19:21, archived)
HAPPY B3TA BIRTHDAY MONGY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 22:23, archived)
I've just discovered that Roald Dahl looks very similar to the French existentialist author, Albert Camus
What infinitely-dull fact have you learned that you'd like to dress up as mildly interesting?

Alt: tea, coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:05, archived)
eh? they don't look remotely similar

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:07, archived)
a black and white photo of a man smoking
yeah frisbee, they look exactly the same, you stupid prick
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:21, archived)
You terrible troll

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:25, archived)
he's right, though
they really don't look anything alike
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:42, archived)
white clean shaven men smoking don't look alike

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:53, archived)
oh just fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:55, archived)
woody harrelson's less sucesszzzz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:57, archived)
Do all white people look the same, to you?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)
you are all so mean to frisbee, I think he actually has something, and what's more there are others that are the dead spit of those two
here
and here
and here
and here too
surprised others can't see the resemblance really
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 22:31, archived)
Uncle Charlie & His Dog Teddy is the 1970 album from The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band that contains the hit song "Mr. Bojangles". The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (a.k.a. The Dirt Band) is notable for having many charting albums and singles.
always tea. with or without milk - i don't want milk if it's not full fat, though i'd begrudgingly settle for semi skimmed., no sugar please.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:12, archived)
Sorry, I've only got red-tops or orange-topped milk.
The fatties smashed the full fat stuff with their cakes earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:15, archived)
fatties shouldn't be allowed nice things

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:27, archived)
terry pratchett's dead
i assume there will be thousands of tributes from shut in fantasists pouring in soon
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:19, archived)
assumed he was already dead tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:24, archived)
bugger

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:32, archived)
i never liked his books but he seemed like a nice bloke and did nice things for alzheimers and assisted dying...
i hope his family don't get in shit.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)
yeah, but at least we can use this death to show frisbee what it looks like when 2 people actually look alike:
pratchett
attenborough
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:38, archived)
white bearded men with hats and glasses do look alike

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
Thats just flat out racist, dog

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
and yet the mods do nothing

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:53, archived)
that's straight up ign'ant, homie

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:56, archived)
no doubt, no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)
yeah, but they also have similar shaped faces and bushy eyebrows

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:55, archived)
true, in a game of guess who it would be a tougher call

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:34, archived)
I never read any of his books because I thought he had a stupid name.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:19, archived)
I learned what fanned frets on guitars are for
Even I only find it vaguely interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
rob setup /fannedfret board for fanned fret chat

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:48, archived)
I know
He made me the mod :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)
I wanted to mod /nutlube but someone else was already doing it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)
that sounds too pornographic for me m8

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:55, archived)
And the less said about f-holes, the better

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:58, archived)
fannied frets more like?
i dunno man, my heart's not in this
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:58, archived)
that's cool

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:01, archived)
No celebrity lookalike pairing will ever be as good as Radovan Karadzic/Father Ted.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:59, archived)
Will Ferrel and the drummer from RHCP is pretty good too
www.spin.com/sites/all/files/140523-will-ferrell-chad-smith-drum-battle-fallon.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:15, archived)
They're wearing identical outfits.
What are the chances?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:55, archived)
I know right??
smart arse

www.norvillerogers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/will-ferrell-and-chad-smith.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:06, archived)
the one on the right has the nose of a 'coloured'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:18, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:30, archived)
oh great, brb is here

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:43, archived)
surely you meant to say "oh great! brb is here!"

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:47, archived)
fuck off til bin day

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:52, archived)
don't be mean to brb, you'll upset manolith

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:53, archived)
is it official now then?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:54, archived)
oh dear, was I not supposed to tell anyone?
I would have thought it's pretty obvious by now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:55, archived)
yeah, it's pretty obvious
you'd have to be an idiot not to know
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:00, archived)
perhaps they should put an announcement in the newsletter
first b3ta wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:01, archived)
oh i see
and there have been several b3ta weddings, i think
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:02, archived)
really people have actually met on here, maintained a friendship / relationship and then married one another?
fucking hell.

And i thought people on match.com were fucking mental.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:13, archived)
i think usually it's people that met before signing up here
but i think there's at least one example of people meeting on here. there used to be nice people, you see
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:23, archived)
so yeah, who's getting married?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:28, archived)
gays

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:31, archived)
i'm outraged

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:35, archived)
they're ruining the holy institution of marriage

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:00, archived)
i'm pretty certain there have been other b3ta weddings
there have also been some b3ta divorces and b3ta funerals
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:03, archived)
any b3tar mitzvahs?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:07, archived)
I'm looking forward to the b3ta mass ritual suicide.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:23, archived)
that'll be around a week after the site closure announcement is posted

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:27, archived)
After the Final Bash though, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:27, archived)
AND THEY'RE EXPECTING A BABY! *squeals*

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:05, archived)
ahhh manolith is female.
this explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:14, archived)
go on then, what does it explain?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:22, archived)
this should be good

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:26, archived)
That you went to see Fifty Shades... six times?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:50, archived)
the plot was too complex for me

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:55, archived)
the lack of tampons in the ladies toilets here
as well as the fact you can't drive for shit.

sexismlols
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:26, archived)
yours is a towering wit

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:05, archived)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:00, archived)
It's ok manolith, I'm not going to let them say horrible things about brb

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:04, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:06, archived)
that was yesterday
Great stuff almost a whole week brb is not allowed to post.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:53, archived)
afternoon threads don't get any better then this.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:45, archived)
afternoon threads didn't get any better, then this.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:48, archived)
it sure is

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:50, archived)
if i apply for qotw mod will you do me a reference?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:00, archived)
sure, why not
does it have to be a positive one?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:02, archived)
I don't mind to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:04, archived)
you stupid bin day goon.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:59, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:08, archived)
nice sunny one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:09, archived)
alright candles

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:11, archived)
Nearly legal now

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:34, archived)
congrats on your long service, m

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:32, archived)
I should really leave 4 EVA 111!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:41, archived)
buy the site and then shut it down

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:42, archived)
b3ta belongs to the people, man, you can't BUY it
the people pact coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:47, archived)
best leave 5eva just to be sure

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:39, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:34, archived)
busy here today

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:34, archived)
comes and goes

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:38, archived)
hey honey

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:38, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:40, archived)
up to much today?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)
usual, work and shit

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:50, archived)
morning threads don't get any better than this.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:44, archived)
all the better for having you here xxx

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)
You are the sunshine of my life.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 8:53, archived)
Fuck this morning. It's my half day but it's fucking Race Week so if I try and drive home this afternoon I'll just get stuck for hours behind a load of drunken irish pricks.
I might as well just stay here and do medication reviews. Horse fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:15, archived)
oh good.
miseryguts chunder is here to ruin everyone's good time
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)
I don't know, I rather enjoyed learning that his day has been ruined

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)
every cloud, etc

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:32, archived)
Gets half a day off and moans about it

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:56, archived)
he's such a prick

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:40, archived)
^super jelly

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:04, archived)
hey mate, don't be like that
it's a day when pikey people wear a suit and drink from hip flasks because they are too tight to pay the prices at the racecourse
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:41, archived)
Horse racing is a pathetic excuse for a sport, and gambling disgusts me, so I'm going to have to side with 2Can, here.
At least you're catching up on your paperwork, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:14, archived)
morning doves

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)
hiya mano
might be down portsmouth by myself next week
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:45, archived)
I wish I was in portsmouth by myself

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:48, archived)
I can make that happen

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:50, archived)
thx m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:51, archived)
cool
let me know if you fancy a pint
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:39, archived)
hello hello hi.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:34, archived)
oh yeah hi, how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 9:46, archived)
very well thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:02, archived)
just going to post some of my favourite comments from the clarkson saga here

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:20, archived)
Blunderz, London, United Kingdom, 10 hours ago bbc suspend clarkson for a row ,but turn a blind eye to jimmy and rolf
MK, Preston, 42 minutes ago
He should touch a few kids then. Get his job back and a big pay rise no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:21, archived)

cliveb, Sydney, Australia, 10 hours ago
A real English bloke, we need more like him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:21, archived)

sd, cheshire, United Kingdom, 7 hours ago
Clarkson had every right to sort this chap out. The producer should be fired fo the mix up. We cannot let 'luvvie' producers get in the way of a top man and celebrity!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:23, archived)

I-am, London, United Kingdom, 2 hours ago
Oisin Tamon is a stupid name, and he has a very punchable face! He should have jut fetched Jeremy his Dinner and this would never have happened. I hope he gets the sack and his career is ruined. BRING BACK CLARKSON!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:24, archived)
pure gold

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:28, archived)
More decisions should be made based on how stupid someone finds the subjects name

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:32, archived)
wow

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:41, archived)
Shut up, Philiminium Bunderscruntch

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:42, archived)
make me, something equallyridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:49, archived)
I think I've got a bug or summat Manolith
If I die, tell my wife 'hello'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:52, archived)
all i know is my gut says 'maybe'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:16, archived)
bet the guy he hit was gay and saying something all luvvy , jermy only done what any red blood male would of

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)
this isn't a quote, it's my own view

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:54, archived)
morning
I have a genuine medical question for 2 can, reckon he will help me out?

Its not about my bumhole though.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:41, archived)
I work in a hospital, I reckon I can help.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:43, archived)
it's normal for blood to come out of there

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:47, archived)

b3ta.com/gaz/write/57739
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:53, archived)
i think you've given the wrong link there
b3ta.com/gaz/write/23553
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 10:56, archived)
I thought mongy's main remit was site enquiries and newsletter subscriptions

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:06, archived)
he's the first point of contact for any query any forum user has

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:09, archived)
he has me on 2.0 so i cant get in touch will you pass the message on
cheers babes...
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:59, archived)
he must be one of those sensitive types, right?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:17, archived)
supersensitive watch obsessed abloo bloo

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:51, archived)
Just post your question here, and let the collective wisdom of /talk put your mind at ease.
Or click Doveston's gaz link.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:08, archived)
would be nice if someone sent me a gaz every now and then
i used to get some abusive ones from frank, those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:24, archived)
happy to help, hun xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 11:27, archived)
We're BFFs, now.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:08, archived)
I'm watching you while you sleep /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 2:20, archived)
sleep/talk/efforts
sleep/talk/efforts
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 7:42, archived)
mongychops! mongychops! chops! chops! chops!
mongy! mongy! mongy! chops! chops! chops!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 1:05, archived)
bit gay, no offense

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 3:08, archived)
mofaha! mofaha! mo! fa! ha!
mo! mo! mo! fa! ha! ha!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 3:30, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 7:14, archived)

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