I've spent most of my lunch break in the bank,
accomplishing next to nothing.
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accomplishing next to nothing.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 12:57, archived)
I don't think that's very funny, how about having a bit of empathy for those fewer fortunate
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just do your banking online, man
in fact, try not to visit your local high street at all. those shops are really making life difficult for all the family-run amazons and ebays
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 13:52, archived)
in fact, try not to visit your local high street at all. those shops are really making life difficult for all the family-run amazons and ebays
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 13:52, archived)
Logged on to my online banking, this morning, to find that my current account had disappeared.
According to the nice man in branch, that's not uncommon. Not ever so reassuring.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 14:06, archived)
According to the nice man in branch, that's not uncommon. Not ever so reassuring.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 14:06, archived)
'Oh, that happens sometimes.
No need to fill out another application form, we've got all your details already. Can you remember what your balance was? We'll put some cash in there to get you started.'
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 14:11, archived)
No need to fill out another application form, we've got all your details already. Can you remember what your balance was? We'll put some cash in there to get you started.'
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 14:11, archived)
I then tried to get replacement passbooks for the kids' accounts,
but this was disallowed, on account of me not being my wife. Fail all round, really.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 14:23, archived)
but this was disallowed, on account of me not being my wife. Fail all round, really.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 14:23, archived)
To their credit, they were very polite about it.
Normally I get a ticking off for daring to set foot in the branch, having moved my account over to their online only option.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 14:52, archived)
Normally I get a ticking off for daring to set foot in the branch, having moved my account over to their online only option.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 14:52, archived)
let's have a party
i know of this venue out in the countryside. you and brb get some bags of ice and meet us there. we might be a bit late but just wait as long as you have to.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 13:51, archived)
i know of this venue out in the countryside. you and brb get some bags of ice and meet us there. we might be a bit late but just wait as long as you have to.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 13:51, archived)
The ice is very important.
We don't want the...food to go bad.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 13:54, archived)
We don't want the...food to go bad.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 13:54, archived)
When people ask about the baby
say "doing fine - what have I missed around here?"
RESIST ALL URGES TO REVEAL BABY-RELATED INFORMATION. IT'S TEDIOUS DRIVEL AND PEOPLE ONLY ASK OUT OF POLITENESS.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 8:00, archived)
say "doing fine - what have I missed around here?"
RESIST ALL URGES TO REVEAL BABY-RELATED INFORMATION. IT'S TEDIOUS DRIVEL AND PEOPLE ONLY ASK OUT OF POLITENESS.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 8:00, archived)
Cheers.
And yeah he is doing great thanks, now weighs in at 12lbs 11oz and is 62cm long. That is over two feet long.
^is that the kind of shit people don't want to hear?
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 8:01, archived)
And yeah he is doing great thanks, now weighs in at 12lbs 11oz and is 62cm long. That is over two feet long.
^is that the kind of shit people don't want to hear?
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 8:01, archived)
Pretty much
But you can say "he's a real chunky monkey, carrying him around all day is knackering" because people love to hear how you're suffering so that they can step in and tell you how much worse they suffered with their own sprog.
Parenting is just a game of pain-based oneupmanship. The only way to win is to game the system.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 8:26, archived)
But you can say "he's a real chunky monkey, carrying him around all day is knackering" because people love to hear how you're suffering so that they can step in and tell you how much worse they suffered with their own sprog.
Parenting is just a game of pain-based oneupmanship. The only way to win is to game the system.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 8:26, archived)
Why the fuck are you giving his weight in imperial and his length in metric?
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I dunno, that's how they were given to us by the midwife.
The one upmanship thing will go down very well here everyone I work with are professionals at that sport.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 8:37, archived)
The one upmanship thing will go down very well here everyone I work with are professionals at that sport.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 8:37, archived)
you should give his size in litres
submerge him in the bath and measure the amount of water displaced
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 8:53, archived)
submerge him in the bath and measure the amount of water displaced
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Not a perfect score, but the top podium place could still be yours
as long as no teen upstart from the Soviet bloc trumps your performance.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 8:30, archived)
as long as no teen upstart from the Soviet bloc trumps your performance.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 8:30, archived)
alright manolith
I like to think your name is manoliss, but that you're really camp.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:02, archived)
I like to think your name is manoliss, but that you're really camp.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:02, archived)
what utter drivel
you're still chuckling over rubbish from last friday?
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:26, archived)
you're still chuckling over rubbish from last friday?
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:26, archived)
there was a program on channel 4 about lego last night, full of autisms
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:06, archived)
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I bought a Cockey lego kit, but I think it's broken.
As soon as I took it out of the box it bricked itself.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:07, archived)
As soon as I took it out of the box it bricked itself.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:07, archived)
even lego realise that they are dealing with massive autisms, no e numbers or sugar allowed in the factory canteen and no fizzy pop, it's like a odd cult, they all go on about being part of the lego family
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:13, archived)
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:13, archived)
It's a canny move considering how many autisms there are out there
I've already netted $33 in ad revenue.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:15, archived)
I've already netted $33 in ad revenue.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:15, archived)
it really was
did you see that guy with the shirt. fucking hell.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:20, archived)
did you see that guy with the shirt. fucking hell.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:20, archived)
might of missed him, i found it uncomfortable to watch, not sure that was intended
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:21, archived)
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oh yeah, did you see his dead eyes after he'd been working there a while
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 11:34, archived)
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 11:34, archived)
they will inherit the earth, looks like some of them have worked out how to breed
my dad plays with toys and my mum is on anti depressants to stop her killing herself, by james age 6
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:24, archived)
my dad plays with toys and my mum is on anti depressants to stop her killing herself, by james age 6
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:24, archived)
i find it frightening that adults are making it so a kids toy is priced out of a kids range, no wonder kids play minecraft when they have made plastic bricks the price of gold
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:36, archived)
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you can't really base an international business model on the 50p kids get given each week
or whatever pocket money is worth these days.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:41, archived)
or whatever pocket money is worth these days.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:41, archived)
the autism basket was full of lego so you just jumped in of your own accord
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 11:30, archived)
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they don't sell brick sets with just white pieces in these days because somebody cried racism, share if u think this is pc gone mad
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 12:28, archived)
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 12:28, archived)
Hiya Manolith
I just saw that you sent me another text at the weekend, to which I did not reply. I apologise unreservedly and respond with a '3 inches, but it's thick'
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:39, archived)
I just saw that you sent me another text at the weekend, to which I did not reply. I apologise unreservedly and respond with a '3 inches, but it's thick'
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:39, archived)
and it's a stonking entry from the Double-M here
9/10 the judges are very pleased with that.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:03, archived)
9/10 the judges are very pleased with that.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:03, archived)
i'm imagining you snapping at it, like a dog trying to bite the air
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:15, archived)
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:15, archived)
with long strings of drool flicking from the corners of his mouth
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:19, archived)
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:19, archived)
well that's just how I feel, if my opinions shock you you don't have to read them
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:37, archived)
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:37, archived)
and no swear words
you don't need to be a potty mouth to be erotic
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:47, archived)
you don't need to be a potty mouth to be erotic
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:47, archived)
Alright
Nothing stronger than Damn. And I'll say Sugar instead of Shit.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:04, archived)
Nothing stronger than Damn. And I'll say Sugar instead of Shit.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:04, archived)
thebeatofsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ron-simmons.jpg
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:55, archived)
THE JUDGES ARE ON THEIR FEET, IT'S A 10/10
We won't see anything else of this calibre today, it's game over and Two Hats takes the gold for Sycophanistan.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:29, archived)
We won't see anything else of this calibre today, it's game over and Two Hats takes the gold for Sycophanistan.
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 9:29, archived)
reggie gifs reggie gifs reggie gifs reggie gifs reggie gifs reggie gifs reggie gifs
reggie gifs reggie gifs reggie gifs reggie gifs reggie gifs reggie gifs
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:03, archived)
reggie gifs reggie gifs reggie gifs reggie gifs reggie gifs reggie gifs
( , Mon 15 Jun 2015, 10:03, archived)
"rancid trainers plus yesterday's body odour, I repulse the women"?
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 23:55, archived)
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 23:55, archived)
13 fucking years...
FFS.
[EDIT] Forgot a question. Um, what are you doing, or what have you been doing this weekend?
I've been ripping films onto my media server. Thrilling.
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 19:45, archived)
FFS.
[EDIT] Forgot a question. Um, what are you doing, or what have you been doing this weekend?
I've been ripping films onto my media server. Thrilling.
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 19:45, archived)
Hello, are you still a danger to the youth?
Or has that fallen out of fashion now?
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 20:55, archived)
Or has that fallen out of fashion now?
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 20:55, archived)
I think the yewtree officers have more important things to deal with currently
Like Noel Edmonds. I am in the clear
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 22:03, archived)
Like Noel Edmonds. I am in the clear
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 22:03, archived)
Oh man, I feel for you.
If there's one thing worse than being a nonce, it's being a nonce no-one wants to know about.
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 22:51, archived)
If there's one thing worse than being a nonce, it's being a nonce no-one wants to know about.
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 22:51, archived)
Get out of here while you can still excuse this as a "youthful mistake".
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 20:57, archived)
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 20:57, archived)
Core blimy, Happy days!
*looks at her b3ta b'day* My 13th is due this year too!
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 20:31, archived)
*looks at her b3ta b'day* My 13th is due this year too!
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 20:31, archived)
Fine
Way to go wasting 13 years of your life. Here's to another 13
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 23:29, archived)
Way to go wasting 13 years of your life. Here's to another 13
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 23:29, archived)
Just finished watching Kung Fury
How the hell are you lovely lot?
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 14:57, archived)
How the hell are you lovely lot?
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 14:57, archived)
very slightly drunk
i have kung fury on my watch later on youtube, should i watch it sooner?
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 16:25, archived)
i have kung fury on my watch later on youtube, should i watch it sooner?
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 16:25, archived)
but it's not even dark yet
someone might complain to the council
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 18:11, archived)
someone might complain to the council
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 18:11, archived)
Sorry got caught up with Super smash bros announcement for E3
So yeah Kung fury is one of the greatest things i have ever seen.
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 18:22, archived)
So yeah Kung fury is one of the greatest things i have ever seen.
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 18:22, archived)
First, they came for the recycling and I did not speak out.
Because I was not a recycler.
Then they came for the garden waste and I did not speak out.
Because I was not a gardener.
Then they came for me - and there were no bins left to speak for me.
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 19:11, archived)
Because I was not a recycler.
Then they came for the garden waste and I did not speak out.
Because I was not a gardener.
Then they came for me - and there were no bins left to speak for me.
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 19:11, archived)
The shop opposite uses our bins for their rubbish when they have their own
Got a photo of one dancing in the big wheelie bin. Will be sending it to the council if we catch them again
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 20:30, archived)
Got a photo of one dancing in the big wheelie bin. Will be sending it to the council if we catch them again
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 20:30, archived)
You probably weren't expecting a new post, least of all from me.
But here it is all the same.
What are you really shit at? I'm really shit at organising things.
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 13:02, archived)
But here it is all the same.
What are you really shit at? I'm really shit at organising things.
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 13:02, archived)
if only there was some sort of wildly unreliable reminder service available
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 14:50, archived)
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 14:50, archived)
I forgot to put my bins out, on Tuesday evening.
They'll be coming for the recycling, next week, so I'm not sure that there'll be enough room in the general waste bin for another week after that. DISASTER!
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 18:32, archived)
They'll be coming for the recycling, next week, so I'm not sure that there'll be enough room in the general waste bin for another week after that. DISASTER!
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 18:32, archived)
Posting another thread to keep /talk ticking along until the eagerly awaited Monday morning thread.
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 11:33, archived)
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 11:33, archived)
I sure hope we get an update on the talks colonel boris is writing
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 12:18, archived)
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 12:18, archived)
Balls to the wall flat-out high-octane THREADRUSH
By which I mean threadwaste.
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 10:49, archived)
By which I mean threadwaste.
( , Sun 14 Jun 2015, 10:49, archived)
wow, are you fellas having a very slow threadrush?
tgat really takes me back.
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 19:21, archived)
tgat really takes me back.
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 19:21, archived)
Well, a Friday morning thread is still on the page, so it's crazy manic for this board.
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 14:45, archived)
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 14:45, archived)
There are too many letter 'd' and 'y' in that post
Please remember this before you post again
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 14:55, archived)
Please remember this before you post again
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 14:55, archived)
I'm off to Dublin next week,
so I doubt I'll have the same issue.
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 13:44, archived)
so I doubt I'll have the same issue.
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 13:44, archived)
Weather is sweet, yeah.
Wo-oh, makes you want to move,
your dancin' feet.
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 14:04, archived)
Wo-oh, makes you want to move,
your dancin' feet.
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 14:04, archived)
This was exactly the response I was looking for
Because I couldn't remember the lyrics
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 14:54, archived)
Because I couldn't remember the lyrics
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 14:54, archived)
A show on the telly box just started with the warning that
None of the stunts should be tried at home. And none of the stunts should be watched:
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 6:05, archived)
None of the stunts should be tried at home. And none of the stunts should be watched:
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 6:05, archived)
I'm now 50% of the popular page. This place would be dead on its arse without me.
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 9:55, archived)
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 9:55, archived)
oh no that's only called the 'popular page' on your login, everyone else sees its real title, 'crappest most embarrassing posts of recent days posted by anyone typing one-handed because the other one is busy right now up a dog'
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 10:31, archived)
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 10:31, archived)
There is a popular page?
Why has no one important ever made this apparent
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 12:09, archived)
Why has no one important ever made this apparent
( , Sat 13 Jun 2015, 12:09, archived)
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