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I'm waiting for some metre-wide clamps so that I can build some furniture
What are you waiting for?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:45, archived)
Godot.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:51, archived)
you be Tom, I'll be Diana

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:52, archived)
I look back rather fondly on that series, as it used to be family viewing in my house.
I'm willing to bet it was utter shite. Likewise, So Haunt Me.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:56, archived)
The return of the mac.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:57, archived)
a decent thread...oh hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:01, archived)
:,(

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:03, archived)
cheer up i'm sure someone will post one soon

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:08, archived)
I've totally got this

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:45, archived)

I walked this road
So very long ago
To show the way
So you would know

I walked the road
With holes in my hands and feet
To make the way
Come follow me

Know you are not alone
You will be free indeed
The journey begins and ends
With me
One million miles
It starts with a step or two
What are you waiting for?
I'm waiting for you
You run the race
Thinking you've almost won
Then you may find
You've only begun

You're on the road
Thinking you're far from here
And suddenly find
You're very near

What are you waiting for?
I'm waiting for you
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:19, archived)
you tedious prick

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:22, archived)
blah blah going on holiday

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:28, archived)
Your love.
I fear it may be in vain, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:22, archived)
The pheasant plucker.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:22, archived)
Death's sweet embrace.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:24, archived)
giant foam hands

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:29, archived)
genuine Itchy & Scratchy animation cel

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:36, archived)
nothing, I'm allowed to stand here, it's a free country

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:38, archived)
'Allo 'Allo to return to our screens

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:39, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 7:32, archived)
gid moaning!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:01, archived)
haha, do you have a bum in your picket?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:20, archived)
I was pissing and I heard a shit!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:44, archived)
They did manage to get quite a bit of swearing out before the watershed, like this.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:32, archived)
Rene, I just fucked your wife's cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:37, archived)
the whore just laid there and took it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:40, archived)
It's funny 'cos he was only trying to order a cup of tea.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:46, archived)
Arguably the most intelligent comedy ever written

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:51, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7634909
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:53, archived)
I'm off to try and get it recommissioned for BBC 1

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:01, archived)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:59, archived)
somebody 'as to
*shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:10, archived)
Alright, David Croft.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:20, archived)
reem

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:17, archived)
I never found that funny

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:21, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:24, archived)
morning tweebo

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:26, archived)
BUMHOLES

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:26, archived)
the bummiest of holes around

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:27, archived)
i'm still in bed

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:37, archived)
who with?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:37, archived)
a fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:40, archived)
you're so lucky to have eachother

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:47, archived)
2Can?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:14, archived)
R.I.P. Blaze, alway's in are hart's.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:01, archived)
Fielding?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:09, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-33994960
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 11:54, archived)
sup

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:49, archived)
word

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:56, archived)
and how!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:18, archived)
shut up fred dineage

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:19, archived)
for some reason I thought carol vorderman was dead, turns out she isn't, just hasn't been in the news much lately

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:26, archived)
guyrim

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:20, archived)
no /ot in-jokes please

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:25, archived)
friday morning, at that.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:32, archived)
looking forward to a long weekend in my pants playing Transport Tycoon

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:36, archived)
^ has a railway system in his pants
Might pop down to Dunstable Rocks on Saturday evening, catch a glimpse of Aswad.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:42, archived)
it's electric!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:42, archived)
More modern than some UK lines, then.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:44, archived)
hands up everyone who doesn't like peas.
logically, this post should get about 7 billion replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:52, archived)
Where are you going with this?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:53, archived)
(everyone who likes peas) union (everyone who doesn't like peas) = everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:55, archived)
oh do shut up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:57, archived)
+MGT

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:57, archived)
So you're trying to save b3ta by forcing all the billions of people who don't like peas to sign up and say so?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:57, archived)
well that would work.
wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:58, archived)
K, I'm gonna have a go.
Hands up everyone who doesn't like fucking and slashing horses to death!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:58, archived)
Me! Me! Me!
*puts both hands up really high*
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:59, archived)
I said DOESN'T. Try to read the question properly

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 23:05, archived)
yeah that's right...

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 23:06, archived)
you insensitive prick
I lost both my hands in a terrible horse slashing and fucking accident.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 23:04, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 23:04, archived)
Are you making fun of my penile paraesthesia?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 23:06, archived)
have you got a better idea?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 23:07, archived)
i like peas

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 23:06, archived)
this is going to be a long night

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 23:09, archived)

pbs.twimg.com/media/A-TjN6TCMAAuOsu.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 23:11, archived)
ftmsch!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 23:19, archived)
hands up everyone who likes peas

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:21, archived)
They're okaaay, I guess, nothing special.
I like it when it says "minted peas" on a menu, like they're peas with loads of money, ahaha imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:28, archived)
or, like,
mint imperials with peas in the middle, imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:30, archived)
although i suppose that would be more like,
impead mints
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:30, archived)
other way round maybe

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:33, archived)
pea imperials with mints in the middle?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:34, archived)
don't be difficult you know what I mean

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:34, archived)
i don't know what you mean.
i am very simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:41, archived)
get bent

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:31, archived)
me me I like peas
*raises hand*
*all peas roll off fork and rain down on head*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:32, archived)
Not me

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:52, archived)
ib ;lioklew [preqads

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:58, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 20:11, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 20:22, archived)
Ger

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 20:28, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 20:29, archived)
eallriht

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:02, archived)
alright,
is everybody ready for the next big economic crash?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:11, archived)
What do you recommend putting all our money in?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:15, archived)
You can't say 'bumhole'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:16, archived)
Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:16, archived)
Jeremy Corbyn

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:17, archived)
hahahaha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:19, archived)
difficult to know what to do tbh,
noble though his goals are we saw what happened when a left-wing party got power in Greece

the neoliberal consensus carries a big stick
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:21, archived)
The media informs people of lolotics, loloticians are just porns

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:37, archived)
up to a point,
we saw what happened in Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:39, archived)
'may you live in interesting times'
as the old saying goes
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:50, archived)
Well the UK is thankfully in not quite the same, er, pickle Greece was/is in.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:26, archived)
that is true,
but the chance of the real "powers that be" allowing any genuinely left-wing policies come to pass is... well they won't give up without a fight, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:29, archived)
Courage, Comrade MGT!
The reactionary forces of capitalism contain the seeds of their own undoing and will inevitably crumble before the unstoppable righteousness of the disenfranchised proletariat!

Um, eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:40, archived)
Marx really should have kept his mouth shut,
all it's done is give the capitalists a heads up.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:43, archived)
there's a great joke involving an ice pick to the head here somewhere
but i'm far too tired to find it right now
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 21 Aug 2015, 1:31, archived)
I tell you what MGT the more I think about Ed Milliband with his flouncing off on holiday and growing a beard, the more I think he is an overgrown teenager and his colleagues were culpably negligent and craven little careerists for not doing something
about it all sooner
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:50, archived)
the subject line length for these posts is just TOO SHORT

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:51, archived)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:59, archived)
mongy :)
I had to click on all the foood to post this you know
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:01, archived)
Buy a really wide monitor?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:27, archived)
careerist politicians,
who'd have thought
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:52, archived)
not me MGT, I am a romantic

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:53, archived)
you're not a politician either,
are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:55, archived)
I always put that in the blessings column personally
are you?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:56, archived)
i need more vodkola

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:06, archived)
Yeah, ta, u?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:16, archived)
yeah i think so,
i hope so, might go and buy some big bags of rice this weekend though just in case. Maybe a safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:20, archived)
Safes by their very nature are safe, until not

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:22, archived)
deep

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:25, archived)
Ahhhhhh-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:34, archived)
did you just fall in?
maybe not that safe afterall...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:35, archived)
Falling in is an abstract concept

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:38, archived)
Ahhhhhhhhhh...

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:40, archived)
hhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:54, archived)
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:54, archived)
*sploink*

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:54, archived)
blp-blp-blp-blp

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:54, archived)

*noise of one tiny bubble rising to surface and bursting*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:55, archived)
wubba lubba chubb chubb

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:39, archived)
wait is this right

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:52, archived)
I can't cope if it's not right

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:52, archived)
what's Mr Chips doing now?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:54, archived)
daddy?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:55, archived)
Wanking off a snake

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:56, archived)
that's what i thought :(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:04, archived)
do you know it's recently come to my attention via the popular page that some of our regular posters are a bit squeamish about the ladies

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 21:49, archived)
^ upset fat bird

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:01, archived)
enough of my good points

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 22:04, archived)
Hells fucking bells
So one of Cilla Black's albums has been re-released and is apparently climbing the charts. In what other ways do human beings amaze you with their stupidity?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:31, archived)
love this photo of her
twitter.com/BeCo74/status/627833803650793472
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:36, archived)
Yeah
There's nothing like someone's death to bring out the "She was a fucking cunt" brigade.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:38, archived)
It's the falseness of it that gets me
Loads of people who never knew her calling her a 'national treasure', loads of celebrities you've not seen in years turning up at the funeral. And fucking Christopher Biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:39, archived)
Whatever happened to Resting in Peace, eh?
Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:40, archived)
you can't any more
different times now
sad times
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:41, archived)
It's all Facebook this, and tweeting that
and hashtag my selfie and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:44, archived)
i saw christopher biggins at a newsagents in st pancras train station last year
he was a little bit rude to a member of staff, i'll trot that story out when he dies of a heart attack, it'll be a nice smoke screen to his inevitable kiddie fiddling stories
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:55, archived)
apparently he was on the same train as me a few months ago

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 19:31, archived)
who turned up at the funeral and fucked christopher biggins?!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:52, archived)
Everybody!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:55, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBKXu3Kg4yg
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 17:37, archived)
she had Anna Chlumsky ears
Fact of the Day!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:41, archived)
What, in a box?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:42, archived)
buried with them

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:43, archived)
Sewn to her labia like a weird meaty oyster.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:07, archived)
What's wrong with you today?
Have you been drinking or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:23, archived)
so on Tuesday I rewrite classic poetry into food gags, and no-one bats an eyelid
today I talk about genitalia and people think I've gone off the rails.

What the fuck is wrong with you, that's what I want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:27, archived)
SO many things

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:38, archived)
Why do you say such things?
You know how much it hurts me
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:43, archived)
I measured them
exact shape and everything
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:47, archived)
and now she's dead
really makes you think
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:49, archived)
we're not alone, m8

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:54, archived)
i am :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:48, archived)
open your heart to Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:50, archived)

heart wallet
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:53, archived)
typical Jew

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:58, archived)
is that like Bette Davis Eyes?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:58, archived)

Bette Evan
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:23, archived)

Evan Warwick
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:43, archived)
It's time for "Guess That Davis!"
i.imgur.com/SmrB9SQ.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:57, archived)
Warwick's eyes look like they're being regurgitated out of babies' mouths

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:58, archived)
haha, ok now THAT's the strangest thing you've said today

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:58, archived)
Haha my dog makes that same face when I tell him off

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:19, archived)

tell wank
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:33, archived)
Haha spite

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:50, archived)
scousers are cunts, fact

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:43, archived)
I'm not arguing with that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:45, archived)
Say what you like about scousers, they're great academically
Their exam results are all A, A, A, A...
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:48, archived)
jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 15:49, archived)
i would take offence to that
but you're right and i'm technically not one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:01, archived)
Frankly, I'm glad she's dead
And I don't care who knows it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:10, archived)
Who's dead?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:12, archived)
I can't say her name
if we mention it again there's a chance she'll come back
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:22, archived)
there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:31, archived)
one of the most annoying voices ever
never understood why people liked her, especially scousers. she made it very clear that she hated liverpool and couldn't wait to leave. fuck knows why she's being buried here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:16, archived)
I'm not really glad she's dead
but I don't really care, anymore than her family would if my Nan died. And she probably was a cunt, a lot of people in show business are.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:23, archived)
it's like those donkey charity ads
it's sad that they get worked to death, but i just can't bring myself to like donkeys. i don't know why and i'm not going to be a hypocrite, i just don't give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:25, archived)
As long as you're not actively abusing donkeys,
you can probably claim the moral high ground.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:30, archived)
nah, not into donkey abuse
fuck it, time to go home
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:32, archived)
you shouldn't call your nan a cunt, that's proper rude

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:31, archived)
Two Hats probably comes from a long line of cunts, I mean it makes sense really.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:41, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 17:11, archived)
so you can all piss on her grave

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 17:09, archived)
I'm a Scouser, can confirm.

(mingeswingers, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:53, archived)
Those "tattoo disasters" programmes are pretty good for laughing at human stupidity.
I've got a shit tattoo on my [arse/boob/arm/leg]. It's not very noticeable, so I'd like it covered with a massive tattoo, please. It'll be super personal and special to me, as I'd like to have very little say in the design.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 16:25, archived)
I think that fat bird chat killed the flow, since everyone buggered off for a furious wank
What else gets you frothing in an orgy of self-love?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 13:32, archived)
Instead of winding my watches I just have a wank to get them started

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 13:36, archived)
BBWs in BMWs

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 13:41, archived)
DLT with a BLT

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 13:45, archived)
IDS with IBS

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 13:46, archived)
JLC in a JCB

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 13:54, archived)
DVDA with the DVLA

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 13:58, archived)
Bum TLC with Run DMC

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:01, archived)
CDCs on the BBC

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:22, archived)
Anna Chlumsky's ears

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 13:53, archived)
life, m8

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 13:57, archived)
I'd rather have a piece of toast, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:05, archived)
go for it, m8

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 14:07, archived)
Well, that wasn't quite as awful as I expected.
Someone else have a go.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:57, archived)
I can have a go at being a whiney fat bird if you like, ow my massive fat tits are sore today, they need a good rub, but I'm without a man -wife :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:00, archived)
I'll rub them if you like lol
I'm only joking unless you're not then I'm up for it hahaha but no seriously, I'm just kidding
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:03, archived)
awww you're a sweetie, let me grab the stretch mark cream

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:07, archived)
what colour are your knickers?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:03, archived)
i'm not wearing any hehehehe

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:06, archived)
*drops monocle*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:08, archived)
i'll pick that up for you, flashes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:12, archived)
i'm actually making myself feel sick now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:12, archived)
so am I
I'm imagining a massive hairy gash with huge distended beef curtains brushing all over a cheap vinyl seat and leaving smears of what looks like cottage cheese mixed with olive oil. It ain't pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:14, archived)
and boom goes the dynamite

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:17, archived)
all those phrases: smashed clam, burst kebab, Predator's mouth
none of them quite do justice to the hideous vision of toby carvery leftovers that I have in my mind's eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:26, archived)
I'm imagining it as being like a badger that's been run over a few times a week ago and the maggots have set in.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:38, archived)
I quite like "wizard's sleeve"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:39, archived)
...and I'm spent

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:34, archived)
Christ shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich you fucking trollop
Your tits look like empty Aldi bags
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:04, archived)
i need a white knight, where is robin johnson when you need him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:06, archived)

where is I'm holding onto
you need him the morning comes

/mongy tyler
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:31, archived)
Solving all the world's problems by being an unbearable prick on Facebook, last time I looked.
Before be blocked me for expressing views contrary to the official ideology of the Soviet People's Republic of Robin Johnson, lololol.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 12:08, archived)
Mr Horrible's already dun a wakki earlier when he fucked and slashed that horse to death.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:39, archived)
I can flounce and leave forever if that helps.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:43, archived)
^this
We haven't had a good flounce in a while
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:46, archived)
I would like to withdraw my 'Grand Theft Anal' pun
as I don't feel it's acceptable at this time.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 13:07, archived)
Pun thread.
Video games likely to be popular with an audience of proctologists.

Go!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:35, archived)
Ge-Arse of War

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:38, archived)
Rears of War?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:58, archived)
Call of Pooty

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:39, archived)
Starfishcraft

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:40, archived)
BrownEye 007

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:41, archived)
Shitman

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:42, archived)
Paperback Raita

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:43, archived)
Grand Theft Anal

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:43, archived)
Flappy Turd

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:44, archived)
Final Fart

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:44, archived)
Or Anal Fight, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:45, archived)
Christ, we've all had one of those

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:03, archived)
Piles HD
and Piles Evolution
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:48, archived)
SkyRim

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:57, archived)
guyrim

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:14, archived)
Paki man

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:57, archived)
de crap attack - chuck de shit
street crapper 2 - the turd warrior
shitty mouse - toilet of illusion
sonic the shithog
shitris
bumsplatterhouse
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:06, archived)
grand theft auto - crevice city

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:13, archived)
I'm trying to stick butter down my Jap's-eye with a red-hot needle
So far I'm not being particularly successful.

Anyone have a tip?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:31, archived)

"Not calling Nips Japs would be one."
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:33, archived)
Yeah
When making breadcrumbs with a blender, lightly toast the bread first to dry it out. You'll find that they blend up much more evenly.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:34, archived)
That sounds lie a very good idea
Although if you buy crusty bread from WalMart or Real Canadian Superstore- that shit goes stale before you get it home.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:38, archived)
Oh absolutely
Stale bread is better for a number of reasons. This is what I do if I find myself without any stale bread to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:39, archived)
see also: tesco 'stay fresh' bread
it won't go hard because it already is
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:40, archived)
I remember eating that Tesco shit when I was a student

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:41, archived)
I feel the same way about Kripsy Kreme donuts
They're still good the day after because they were shit when you bought them
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:41, archived)
try not to force it
let the needle slide in
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:39, archived)
ok, I'm rigid now, cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:39, archived)
glad to help!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:41, archived)
what about shoving a balloon down there then inflating it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:41, archived)
you would have to roll the balloon thin
then insert it leaving the end to inflate sticking out
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:42, archived)
lol cos it'd make my willy look big lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:45, archived)
what? the bloke's hand?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:47, archived)
^Same question, but replace balloon with cocktail umbrella

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:42, archived)
bit gay m8

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:43, archived)
the umbrella's not pink, if that's what you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:50, archived)
put your dick in a vice and drill out your urethra with a 3.5mm drill bit first

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:42, archived)
My vice is at the opposite end of my workbench from my overrhead drill
Fortunately my penis is large enough to stretch between both.

Apparently I'm a typical Irishman because Irish guys seemingly have freakishly big cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:52, archived)
that's the opposite of what i heard m7.9999999999999999

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 17:39, archived)
ciijasiie

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:46, archived)
^ bringing oldschool back

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:55, archived)
mix equal parts battery acid and tabasco sauce to make an excellent urethral lubricant.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:57, archived)
I have a jar of Louisiana hot sauce?
Would that work if I mixed it with KY Jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:01, archived)
Clearly, this was exactly the kind of wakki nonsense that /talk had been waiting for.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:04, archived)
I DUN PISSD ON A ORCESTRA

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:05, archived)
Hush now, Frank.
You go too far.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:12, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:19, archived)

er y wanky wank wank
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:22, archived)
Things talk has been missing:
a) wakki nonsense from someone who isn't a beaker
b) complete personality meltdown from someone no-one liked anyway
c) whiny fat birds who mistake bullying for attention
d) epic pun threads
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:23, archived)
I love all of these things
Thing is, we don't have enough people to make any of them happen
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:23, archived)
so what are the mods going to do about it?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:27, archived)
If they merge with mumsnet we could cover the first three
and teach them how to pun to cover the 4th
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:34, archived)
hahaha, teach women how to pun
nice gag
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:03, archived)
Nothing, as per
They should close /ot and send everyone over here. Make up the numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:48, archived)
Just allocate them to forum members here.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:34, archived)
you're long overdue a complete personality meltdown

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 11:08, archived)
In world 1 - 2 of Super Mario Bros.
You can use the rising platforms towards the end of the underground section to get on top of the level and run past the usual exit pipe to a "Warp Zone." Here you can warp to a later level rather than progress level by level.

Hope that helps! :D xox
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 10:38, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 7:49, archived)
Bon matin.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 8:32, archived)
bbbbbbbbBUMHOLES

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 8:34, archived)
^fucked a horse

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 8:41, archived)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 8:54, archived)
good morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 8:46, archived)
dearest b, it is a right hassle signing in to say morning, but you are worth it
love
m
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 8:48, archived)
My daughter is a pain in the arse about fishing.
That's all she wants to do. So I took her to a lake the other day to let her fish. I was showing her how to cast, when on my third cast I caught a 3lb trout. Brought it back and I've gone out and got some gear.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:36, archived)
Good stuff, fishings a great way to embrace nature

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:46, archived)
Hunting and fishing are big here
I did release and put the fish back into the water.

But now I have an Abu Garccia graphite rod with a Shimano reel.

Just using it for fishing for bull-trout and young pike.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:59, archived)
morning broadsword
I bought a shitload of Alistair Maclean books and now I think of you every time I see Where Eagles Dare on my bookshelf
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 9:14, archived)
Oh Mr Horrible, really!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-33994960
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 22:16, archived)
If anyone is not clickin dat cos it could be a virus, soz, Mr Horrible went to Aberdeen and fucked and slashed a horse to death.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 22:46, archived)
He is a horse slasher.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 22:47, archived)
Actually that's not true,
I'm sure our Horbs only ever makes the sweetest of love to his equine conquests, he would never do anything like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 22:50, archived)
Maybe it was a kinky sex game that went wrong

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 22:53, archived)
That's why they call him Mr Horrible!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 22:59, archived)
my lawyers have instructed me to make no comment

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2015, 8:35, archived)
it's quiche, boiled potatoes and salad.
/ac
alt:tpwbdoiaiisp
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 20:21, archived)
I don't understand the alt
mind you I don't understand quiche either
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 20:52, archived)
this post without bins doesn't offend ian, also if I suck penises

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 22:09, archived)
That's quite a mouthful

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 22:57, archived)
i'm getting ptetty bored of waiting for this fence
what are you bored of waiting for?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 16:24, archived)
death

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 16:30, archived)
^emo

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 16:43, archived)
What, you plod or saink?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 16:59, archived)
Half 5
the next 7 minutes are going to draaaag
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 17:23, archived)
That's enough about lunch
What problem are you going to fix, and how?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:06, archived)
broken britain, half a tube of 'no more nails' should do it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:08, archived)
I wonder if tyre repair places use that stuff to fix punctures

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:14, archived)
dried weetabix and milk mixture is the most resilient substance known to man, they could build houses out of it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:16, archived)
imagine combining that
with play-doh that's been trodden into a carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:47, archived)
That's right, retreat from socioeconimic problems into the temporary haven of solvent abuse.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:38, archived)
I'm working on fixing the school's pupil assessment tracker.
I can't decide whether I've got a warm glow from giving something back to society, or whether I'm cheesed off at giving up my day off to do something awfully similar to my day job.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:15, archived)
<s>essment

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:16, archived)
<s>tr</s> sm

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:16, archived)
what the fuck is a pupil assessment tracker?
Sounds like something you use to fix a lazy eye
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:16, archived)
It's supposed to be a way of measuring pupil progress in English and Maths, each year.
My wife told them that I'd be able to fix the system that their using, which was nice of her, as it's a fucking mess (few things worse than picking up someone else's spreadsheet, in my opinion).

What they really want is some wizzy database to record all the pupil data and report on it, what they'll get is a tarted up version of what they already had, which will need to be redone every year.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:21, archived)
"their"?
SMH
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:39, archived)
"SMH"?
WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 15:38, archived)
Shaking
My
Head

(granddad)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 17:28, archived)
there's a mistake on this proof I've been sent so I'm going to ask someone to correct it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:31, archived)
does it say someone else is the killer, not you?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:37, archived)
I wish someone could fix this fucking McAfee bullshit
All day every day it keeps restarting my machine because it needs to 'apply updates'. Fucking piece of cunting shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:46, archived)
Uninstall it?
Or is this a work machine?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:48, archived)
work
I'm going to have to bite the bullet and get IT to fix it. But ideally I would like it done before I retire
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:04, archived)
Also, alright MM

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:04, archived)
Hey there, 2Hats.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:23, archived)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:51, archived)
you don't fix anything any more, do you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:55, archived)
I do bits and bobs for friends, not often

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:02, archived)
problem - solution
static hats - random lfo shape applied to tension response of a triangle lfo shape tempo synced and linked to chh and ohh decay times

fence falling down - wait for chaps to deliver new fence, wait for neighbour to get home, fix fence

need to go to the post office but can't because of waiting for fence people - wait for fence people
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:18, archived)
actually i might just go to the post office really quickly, let's see if that works

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:19, archived)
Put a note on your door with your username on it

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:31, archived)
haha i get it
someone just offered to go for me, so it's true that if you ignore problems they fix themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:50, archived)
I've been covered in jam
and have all this spunk in my eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:38, archived)
First cr3, now you?
I can't take all this
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:39, archived)
It's like the worst flash back ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:48, archived)
Nah, we just need Bou in here to stir some shit up
we haven't had a good poo-flinger in yonks
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 15:14, archived)
I've just fixed two sat navs
with my hands
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 16:14, archived)
one with each hand?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 16:19, archived)
What question would you ask if you were going to ask a question?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:10, archived)
I would ask a question like that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:12, archived)
why would you ask that sort of question and not any other sort?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:13, archived)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:13, archived)
maybe something about soil systems in Southern China
I'm not sure though
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:16, archived)
I heard the soil there is slightly yellower

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:18, archived)
I wouldn't be surprised

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:19, archived)
ooh probably something really thought-provoking

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:19, archived)
or maybe something about crisps

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:19, archived)
salt and vinegar are well reem

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:20, archived)
yeah they're the best

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:21, archived)
frank got banned for saying cheese and onion are the best
I'd say that was fair
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:22, archived)
I hate salt & vinegar
They are the only crisps I will actually turn down. There...I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:24, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:24, archived)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:25, archived)
I'm not upset
just disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:26, archived)
^disappointed

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:27, archived)

ed
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:33, archived)
I wasn't offering you one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:25, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:25, archived)
The local shop over the road from me had Salt and Vinegar Pringles.
I haven't seen pringles in ages, and I haven't seen Salt and Vinegar flavoured anything outside the elitist potato-based snacks that Marks and Spencers sell. I might buy some and pretend to be a prime minister or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:22, archived)
Where the fuck do you live?
That you can't get Pringles OR Salt and Vinegar?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:45, archived)
Somewhere that calls Walker's crisps Lays :(

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:53, archived)

Somewhere that calls Walker's crisps Lays France
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:58, archived)
How fucking dare you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 12:00, archived)
Where did this reem bullshit come from

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/25860
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:24, archived)
Can I have a drink please?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:23, archived)
no
stay exactly where you are.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:24, archived)
Course you can poppet
what do you fancy?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:24, archived)
I'd really like squash, but I'll have a glass of water if it's easier

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:25, archived)
sure, let me just extract a litre of water from this aquiferous rock
pass it through a number of filtration processes, then pump it through miles and miles of subterranean pipes into a engineered outlet directly in your kitchen, which can hold back the phenomenal pressure with a simple turn of your wrist. Really fucking easy, you selfish prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:28, archived)
have you got any oj?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:30, archived)
nah, he in prison!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:30, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:33, archived)
best place for him really

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:40, archived)
freshly squeezed or from concentrate?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:31, archived)
I'm happy with the cheap stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:37, archived)
Would anybody like a brew?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:32, archived)
no comment

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:33, archived)
are you a robot?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:33, archived)
The picture in my profile is an actual photograph

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:54, archived)
I've just realised that my profile pic no longer exists

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:55, archived)
that's fixed it.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:57, archived)
MORNING

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 7:44, archived)
Not replying to this until I'm sure you're not a robot.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 7:57, archived)
I am a gay robot who loves it up the bum-bum from other gay robots

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 7:59, archived)
you are exactly the kind of robot that cr3 is trying to keep out of here.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:05, archived)
He'll die in the first wave

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:06, archived)
+limp-wristed

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:08, archived)
God, that Fred Durst was a joke, wasn't he.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:28, archived)
He featured as a playable character in a wrestling game many years ago
Fancy slamming Fred Durst through a table? Like to try hitting him with a sledgehammer? Think you might enjoy throwing him off a ladder? Glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:30, archived)
In my little Kentish village in the mid 90s
a boy a little bit older than me stopped wearing sepultura hoodies and started wearing oversized basketball shirts and a red baseball cap. When I asked him if he'd sold out, he showed me that he now kept his wallet on a massive chain he'd got from B&Q and was into this amazing new metal group called Limp Bizkit who were going to revolutionise the music industry.

I was, and remain, unimpressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:36, archived)
I expect you stood out in your beige chinos and Stevie Nicks t-shirt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:42, archived)
Since this was about 1997
I was probably wearing a white t-shirt, torn jeans, manky Van trainers and one of a variety of flannel shirts typical of the grunge era that I still clung on to.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:45, archived)
I had grunge ear once
that's what you get from getting your piercings done behind a pub
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:51, archived)
hmm

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:53, archived)
Was that a sex thing?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:54, archived)
it was the way they did it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:03, archived)
HAH NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:03, archived)
Nie Som Robot
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:03, archived)
are you trying to speak Polish?
it would be Nie Jestem Robotem.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:14, archived)
It's what came up when I had to log back in to b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:17, archived)
My work laptop thinks I'm polish
All my youtube ads are in Polish
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:18, archived)
ah, or maybe it's czech
Either way, it's not english
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:19, archived)
Apparently the Czech word for 'robot' is 'robot', who'd have thought, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:18, archived)
amazing

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:19, archived)
It's almost as if a Czech bloke invented the word, innit
("robotnik" in Polish means "worker", which makes Sonic the Hedgehog a gold-loving evil capitalist trying to oppress the workforce).
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:23, archived)
A CZECH BLOKE DIDN'T INVENT EVERYTHING YOU KNOW

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:25, archived)
They invented sugar cubes

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:29, archived)
genius
what will they come up with next?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:30, archived)
I thought they were from Iceland

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:35, archived)
you would

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:37, archived)
I was aware of this, but thank you all the same.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:44, archived)
Did you cling to it,
or did it cling to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:56, archived)
I wore charity shop clothes like a particularly persistent dingleberry

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:02, archived)
I liked his program with the steam engines.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:36, archived)
I liked it when he kissed spiderman upside down

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:39, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:50, archived)
"Kissing spiderman upside-down" sounds like some revolting and clearly fictional sex act made up by someone on urbandictionary.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:01, archived)
fair play though, it was raining and you could make out her nips

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 11:04, archived)
morning
I missed cr3's appearance last night. I wanted to know if he still had his Merc roadster.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:05, archived)
i think he was trying to sell it, recently

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:05, archived)
you "think"?
Or you trolled his autotrader advert dressed as a Hasidic Jew asking if the seats were made of kosher leather?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:07, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:20, archived)
^gay robot

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:32, archived)
careful, I might get my oil all over you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:34, archived)
keep going...

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:51, archived)
"I'm leakin' lubricant!" - Ironhide

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:26, archived)
morning mr h and also other /talkers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:33, archived)
Trying to log in from my phone takes about 10 minutes, fuck this shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:51, archived)
I just log in and out regularly so that I can play the captcha game

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:54, archived)
I'm a very busy man, I don't have time to recognise drinks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:59, archived)
surely you find the time to distinguish between Kronenberg and Fosters

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:07, archived)
I don't touch fosters it's piss

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:16, archived)
Hullo

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:00, archived)
oh
I was pretty sure that you were a robot
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:02, archived)
what gave you that impression?
Pzzzt
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:07, archived)
your tiny silver penis

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:10, archived)
Silver? I wish

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:13, archived)
cock bebebebebe robot cock bebebebebebe
cock bebebebebe robot cock bebebebebebe
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:42, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:05, archived)
peaches en regalia sounds nothing like that

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 0:20, archived)
That sounds like the sort of stupid crap a robot would say. HEY GUYS, BRB IS A ROBOT. GET HIM!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 0:23, archived)
what sort of music are you making these days?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 7:27, archived)
up yer bum techno

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 7:52, archived)

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