shut up MGT(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 21:59,
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done any interesting farts lately?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:06,
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yeah, probably,even my most mundane farts are more interesting than most people's, they've got such nuance
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:18,
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Ooh, after we were talking about computers I ordered a 512GB Samsung SM951 PCIe M.2 SSD and Lycom DT-120, PCIe 3.0 x4 Host Adapter so now I have to wait a couple fewer seconds for my PC to turn on.That could add up to minutes of my life saved over a few years.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:09,
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Yeah shame it took me 5 hours to get the bastard thing to work(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:21,
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what was the difficulty?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:22,
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I originally wanted to clone my windows 10 installation from my 840 pro onto it, only windows has to install different partitions to make the M2 disk bootable so I ended up having to do a clean install.And I had to update the bios and get new drivers and work out the right UEFI settings.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:28,
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And at the same time I was busy using my 733t haX0r skills to access the windows admin account on the new laptop IT services have given us 'cos the pricks hadn't set it up properly and I couldn't change any of the connection settings.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:32,
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ah yeah it's so new BIOSes are only just starting to see it,some of them come with it out of the box, some of these Mini ITX boards come with a M.2 socket direct on the board, with the WiFi card in it, so i've wanted to see if it could put an SSD straight in there.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:35,
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The M2 slot on my motherboard is only X2 which is why I went with the PCIe adapter for X4(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:38,
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looks like it's a slightly different slot for the WiFi anyway,strange
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:41,
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I think there are at least 3 different m2 slot types(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:43,
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4, apparently,the mind boggles. I already made this mistake once when i bought an M.2 SATA SSD. fits in same slot but won't work because it's not PCIe
i don't know how they think these things up
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:43,
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Trying to work out whether different bits of PC hardware are compatible is pretty much impossible.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:48,
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this is why you need to buy apple and pay 6x the price because everything comes from them(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:52,
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or i could just build 6 PCs,and if i swap things around enough eventually 5 of them will work
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:55,
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there's also software compatibility to take into account,i'm just building a system for someone who wants to use various video editing software, and i'm glad i found this out beforehand because it turns out they work best with NVidia graphics cards.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 23:03,
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True, but pcpartpicker takes a lot of the problems out. It'll even tell you if you'll need a bios update.
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I couldn't care fewer what you think(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:52,
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Whats your opinion of banning intelligent sex robots because it will damage mens relationships with women MGT?(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:08, archived)
Here's the bbcs take on things... i don't get it.www.bbc.co.uk/guides/zqq6sg8
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alrightI got one of those SSD things, my computer isn't shit any more
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:08,
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they do make an enormous difference,don't they, i wouldn't use anything else from now on
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:11,
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Unless it was a high capacity NVMe M2.0 PCI-E drive your computer is still shit.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:11,
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even water cooled systems are air cooled(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:17,
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yeah still is,oil doesn't magically destroy heat, that would break the laws of thermodynamics soz
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:20,
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what are we talking about here,a computer or a deep fat fryer?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:31,
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it was a funny computer chips/ potato chips joke.www.youtu.be/JbzwyyokxVw?t=33
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What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer? The Space bar!
source: www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/computerjokes.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:47,
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In space no-one can hear you Print Screen(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:49,
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Yeah but liquid nitrogen ones aren'twww.cnet.com/uk/news/liquid-nitrogen-cooled-haswell-chip-hits-6-5ghz/
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:24,
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ok i'll give you that one(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:26,
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not liquid nitrogen,usually, not on this planet anyway
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:43,
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what the fuck is up with this plaice?ultimauk.com/sea/target_fish/images/Plaice.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 17:33,
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Farmed trout is disgusting, if you didn't catch it fresh from the river bin it (
mongychops, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:06,
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Fish can't fly.They're the chickens of the waterways.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:12,
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nah one of the aquatic or semi aquatic ones.I mean it wouldn't work for a land crab, they probably don't see fish very often.
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Ok, sorry. It looks like it's dead. I can't guess at the cause of death with so little information soz.(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:23, archived)
dutch elm disease?i think that mainly affects trees
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:24,
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Fucking Swiss coming over here then feeling nostalgic for their homes.(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 19:01, archived)
Looks like it's been run over. Poor thing.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 17:45,
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i've only got these 10000 spoons, unfortunately(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:27,
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I think he's implying that you spent 20 minutes staring at the image, waiting for a witty comment to pop into your head(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:05,
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he'll be laughing on the other side of his face if he ain't careful (
manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:30,
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You should give sea fishing a go just for the ... HALIBUT.(hell of it)
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What fish goes up the river at 100mph? A motor pike!
source: www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/fishjokes.html
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fish!
Fish who?
Bless you.
source: www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/fishjokes.html
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the first one isn't even a joke,it's just an explanation of the metaphor
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 21:49,
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I've tried it loads of times, I think it's pointless, I don't eat fish (
mongychops, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 19:01,
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I should, this is the first year of my life I haven't had a cat, been too busy (
mongychops, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 19:39,
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one of fish i used to catch in pompey harbour as a kid (
manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:31,
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How come no one else has spotted that it's upsidedown?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 20:24,
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r u talking about ur willy lol(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 20:31,
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Ahaha, classic Your face in a tramp's crapping arse!(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 21:31,
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i just done a really good photoshop of kevin spacey with plaice skin and it would have been named something like sun-ra.jpgbut gimp crashed so all that's left is the idea
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 21:05,
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What's your favourite Bill Cosby joke?www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comedianjokes/billcosbyjokes.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:40,
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I asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic,he told me how he killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.
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$$ ✅, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:41,
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Haha it's funny because he molests kids.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:42,
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That doesn't sound right(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:20,
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That's an outrageous accusation!I'm pretty sure all the women he raped were at least, like, 16 or so.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 17:07,
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I don't get itIs it a play on words or summat?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:19,
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No it's funny because he asked for a dollar and received an implausible anecdote instead.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:23,
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Wow, they've got all the greats. Russell Brand, Peter Kay, Michael McIntyre, Russell Howard...www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comedianjokes/index.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:28,
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classic russell howard!The first time you see a vagina you're like, "It's brilliant." But it's actually terrifying. It looks exactly like Rio Ferdinand's smile.
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$$ ✅, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:43,
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Poor lad must have had an early encounter with vagina dentata.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:50,
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pretty much all the users have been replaced with chatbots(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:40,
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:11,
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It's got more than half a dozen active contributors, for a change.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:44,
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www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/Seven-people-evacuated-hostel-blaze-Akabusi-Close/story-26407237-detail/story.html
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weburbanist.com/2015/09/15/silicon-greenery-worlds-largest-green-roof-to-span-city-blocks/
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www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/aug/29/anita-sarkeesian-gamergate-interview-jessica-valenti
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I would think it's one of those white sheets they use for reflecting light in photoshoots mate.(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:06, archived)
it's kind of a faraway stare thoughI reckon maybe there's a cake off centre to the camera, and she just knows that pillock Barry is going to get to it if this camera man doesn't hurry up, plus maybe she just remembered she wasn't sure she double-locked her front door, you know, the yale's done, but with the chubb you kind of have to give it a twist.
Fuck's sake Barry!
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MONO! is shit.Pun thread?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:23,
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lol and if they died at the punfair they'd have to go to the pundertakers(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:34,
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and if they committed a crime, and then they got arrested and chargedand then there was a trial and they were found guilty by a jury of their peers they'd be taken away by court bailiffs to prison for their PUNishment
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Sure, what category?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:28,
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celebrity place names but not just listing celebrity place names(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:30,
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Is this following on from McBeef's 'Akabusi Close' post?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:34,
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i'm going to start my life of crimestill not decided on specific crimes, but i aim to make at least £500 otherwise what's the point
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:23,
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Try robbing someone who has at least £500, hth.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:27,
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anyone fancy a really complicated pun thread?(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:18,
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I don't get this one(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:21,
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we could definitely work with thatsome sort of celebrity place name theme would be good, but not just listing celebrity themed place names, that would be shit.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:22,
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you ever been down Lynford on a Thursday night mate?Nah, ladies night at Brannigans innit, parking's mental
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well what do you know, it is actually a placehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linford,_Hampshire
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it's rob's candle day todaywhat should we celebrate instead?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:02,
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good times(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:11,
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Oh come on. We all thought it when we saw the computer-aged images.(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:47, archived)
The police should only investigate missing persons if they're certain of finding them.It's an outrage!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:19,
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They're investigating by flying officers to a holiday resort for 2 weeks at a time.They found her ages ago, it's just a bonus now.
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for ten million they could have dressed jimmy krankie in a blonde wigthose scouse cunts would never know the difference
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if it gets a taste for human flesh we are fucked www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/13766985.Is_the_killer_Plumstead_seagull_back_/
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mongychops, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:19,
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TRUMP 4 PREZ 2016!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:22,
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The conspiracy theorist in me wants to believe that he's a plant to make sure that Jeb Bush becomes their candidate(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:26,
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Nah the conspiracy is that he being a friend of the Clintons (they went to his wedding)he is designed to split the vote so she can walk in. He may or may not pull out at the last minute or run as an independant.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?Hair Force One!
source: www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/donaldtrumpjokes.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:36,
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I think Doom (2005) might just be the worst movie ever madeThoughts?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:23,
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"get back to the dig and make sure those dead scientists are really dead"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:24,
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I have, in 3D no lessAlright quinten
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:28,
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I appreciate your candour(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:30,
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oh yeah, that was brilliant(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:35,
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not sure about that, THbut they was definitely better than them ones without the bird innit
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When you put it like that, I'm not that sure at all(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:38,
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Resident Evil wasn't entirely terrible.Mortal Kombat was great.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:27,
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I still have a soft spot for the Mario movie.Even though it is shit.
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I loved the girl who was in thatshe was in Pump Up The Volume.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:39,
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Samantha Mathis? She's in the Strain which is ok.www.imdb.com/name/nm0000526/
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Yeah, that's him(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:49,
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I disagree.I tend to forget bad films, but Doom was enjoyably stupid.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:25,
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Well, you might be rightbut it is pretty damn terrible
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:26,
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Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter is just as stupid,but not particularly enjoyable.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:36,
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were there any sequels to that?Like specifically there would need to be at least 2 sequels, or I ain't watching it. Soz
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maybe there's a franchise of Firstname Lastname: X Hunter moviesso that you can watch them all
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:39,
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sorry but I'm not googling it or anythingunless you can provide specific details of threequal franchises, I'm not playing silly buggers
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Abraham Lincoln In Space was alright,but Abraham Lincoln - Back 2 Tha Hood was crap.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:41,
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I liked The Nutty President 2: The Lincolns(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:43,
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The Lincoln Lawyer seemed like a slight departure from the usual theme though(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:44, archived)
That movie was a struggle to watchIt was like there was too much action. You barely had time to relax between gory fight scenes.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:41,
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Conversely, I feel asleep watching No Country For Old Men,because fuck all happens in it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:43,
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I wasn't a big fan of that eitherand for the same reason. Nothing happens, then it just sort of ends.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:46,
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and that Gran TorinoI didn't think it was particularly good, but apparently it's "a masterpiece".
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:47,
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I keep meaning to watch that.Chances are I won't bother.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:54,
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I saw the last 3 minutes of iteveryone shoots clint eastwood and they all go to jail, that bit was alright
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Aw, man - spoiler alert!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:03,
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I liked itI wouldn't say masterpiece though
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:57,
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Have you seen The Room?It's got a cult following with hipsters.
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It's shit, and doesn't make sense and was written by a mad man.www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYRydundnt8
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I only like watching films when there's 3 of themOCD innit, and if there were 3 The Rooms, then it might as well be called B&B
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Cube 2 is one of the worst films I've ever watched.There's a third one of those, which isn't quite as bad.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:45,
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are we talking comically bad or just bad?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:36,
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there's not been a lot of comical moments to be honestit's just lazy that's all. It's like they've taken bits of other movies and spliced them all together and made the Rock say a load of stupid things.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:38,
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oh yeah, that was brilliant(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:44,
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I like the one where Julie Andrews turns him into a fairy.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:47,
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www.imdb.com/title/tt0808510
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:01,
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twitter.com/b3ta_talk/status/644438222941089792
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:35,
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didn't even respond, the stuck up prick(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:35,
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No wonder his website has become a haven of bestiality, paedophilia and humorless dickwagons(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:46, archived)
Dexter Fletcher just said "Oh no, there's something behind me, isn't there"Then a alien swung him around for a bit
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:50,
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Oh for fuck's sakenow it's all in first person like the game. Fuck me.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:55,
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There's reloading, corridors, exploding barrels(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:56,
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in my front roomwhy?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:00,
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It's almost overI've come this far, Quince
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:03,
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let me know how it endsI want to know if they all get away or if they're Doomed
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SEMPER FI, MOTHERFUCKER(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:05,
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hahaha,that one time Homer said Semper Fudge, and they were like did you just say semper fudge, and he was like no, I said the right thing
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I hope there's an outtake where the Rock says semper fudge, motherfucker(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:10,
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Does he do the eyebrow?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:12,
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Not that I noticedgod, can you imagine paying to see that at the cinema? I would've been furious
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:12,
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Anyone who paid to see it got exactly what they deserved.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:22,
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first person chainsaw(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:59,
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It's about as good as a film based on Doom could ever be.Better than Max Payne, anyway. Both films teach kids that performance enhancing drugs are OK if you have noble intentions.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:07,
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No arguments thereOk, it's over. I'm going to say 'half Aliens, half Evil Dead'.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:10,
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Less than the sum of its parts.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:11,
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you're pretty funny for a guy from thaneti take issue with your assertions that tourists go there and it's not inbred, but you're all right gary.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:12,
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I never said it's not inbredit's just not as inbred as the Isle of Wight, that's all.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:18,
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tempting. 2can 2.0d me. it's pushed me right to the edge.(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:27,
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I didn't, but I can if it will help you kill yourself.(
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disgusting(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:15,
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it's actually surprisingly nice.even more surprising when you learn it's an Ainsley Harriet product.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:20,
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Did he scrape it out from under his foreskin?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:21,
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idkbut it seems improbable given the quantity of smegma he'd need to produce to fill a single sachet, never mind a single box (containing 3 sachets).
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:25,
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He has a notoriously large penis, I'm sure it's no trouble for him at all.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:28,
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Powdered stilton tastes like vomitand not in a good way like parmesan
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fuscous, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:35,
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pretty sure powdered anything tastes like vomit(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:48,
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you're my least favourite forum member xxx(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:50,
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I don't really see what brb has done to deserve such scorn(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:01,
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That's not what it says on the the walls of the bog at Reading train station(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:05,
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Not everyone wants to shit in an alley like a chinese tourist(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:15,
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It's the only way I can keep up with your comings and goings these days(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:22,
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Q: How can you catch a gay squirrel?A: Climb a tree and pretend to be an almond (botanically speaking, almonds are fruits).
source: www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/gayjokes.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:17,
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Q. Did you hear about the gay truckers? A. They exchanged loads.
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$$ ✅, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:24,
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I'll make some calls(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:25,
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Ok, my Nan won't do it and there's no one else at home at the momentWell, I'm out of ideas
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:29,
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yes yes excellent idea(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:50,
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Someone on that site really has a thing for One Direction.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:41,
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ALLAHU AKBAR!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:24,
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i'm really glad you're here actually(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:38,
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That's not what I read on the toilet wall at Reading train station.(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:44, archived)
Now I sit here, broken hearted,Came to shit but only farted.
Or
Beware of limbo dancers.
One of those two, I expect.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:47,
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My mother made me a homosexual.If I give her some wool can she make me one too?
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The new QOTW should surely be "stuff you once saw in a Nigel Rees book".(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:52,
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Ah, that takes me backwww.amazon.co.uk/Graffiti-Lives-O-K-Nigel-Rees/dp/0048270180
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:54,
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1) I once saw scrawled on a barrier at Hilsea train station "Cornelius is gay"2) Behind the greengrocers in Portchester "QUITE THE GEEZER"
3) Written on a climbing frame at Alexandra Park (slightly misquoted, apologies) "Tasha got fingered in Argos on Saturday 15th July"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:57,
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this was always a favourite, on the now demolished 'anarchy bridge'www.flickr.com/photos/overton_cat/2294969442
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:01,
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Ah, that's lovelyThere's a lamp post near where I work bearing the legend "I LIKE SEX"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:03,
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It just makes a nice change from the usual "VILLA IS SHIT"or "Kylie + Tasha + Britney + Tina 2015 ♥♥♥♥♥"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:05,
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There used to be a wall round our way, with an enormous cock and balls painted on it.It was so badly done, I assumed it was a giant cartoon bone, for most of my childhood. At no point did the council attempt to obliterate it, so it persisted for at least a couple of decades.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:08,
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Our school had "who the fuck are the shevvy bads" scrawled on it in two foot letters for most of the 1980sI still don't know who the fuck they are.
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The corner shop behind our school was run by a Mr M Kahn.Naturally, this was the source of much mirth, what with The Mary Whitehouse Experience being on TV at the time.
Man, this could have been the best QOTW ever.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:45,
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qftw is a failed format for failed peopleImagine if you went into a pub and announced what the topic of tonight's top bantz was going to be.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:54, archived)
thing is though, and you might find this concept hard to grasp,a web forum isn't a pub.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:00,
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What about last week when I pretended to buy everyone a round of drinks?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:05,
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No, that's how you act in real pubs tooyou tight-fisted cunt
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:07,
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I wouldn't let him buy me a drink anyway, I'm quite particular about who I take drinks from, deffo no cunts (
mongychops, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:34,
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thing is thoughliterally every decent messageboard since the days of Usenet and bbs has succeeded because its format resembled a pub or equivalent real-life social gathering.
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I can honestly say nobody in my local mentions foood fucking constantly like this place does (
mongychops, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:29,
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too busy with film puns probably(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:42,
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christ, you really think there's such a thing as a decent messageboardThere aren't. All the people who would populate such a board are already down the pub.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:50,
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when we were very young, a novice graffiti artist friend of mine once wrote his full name and address on a lamp post at the top of my roadit was still there the last time I looked
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:06,
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oh wait, they replaced all those lamp posts a couple of years ago, you senile old fool(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:07,
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i read this on a wall in a services on the m4i.imgur.com/lIIYInD.jpg
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:53,
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Was it worth the £80?Is she offering to fuck her dog? Jesus.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:55,
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i think i was there on april 25thso i never had the opportunity to find out
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:29,
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So the question here is thisWould you let someone watch you have sex for money?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:55,
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Doves has sex for money?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:58,
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Ok, I'm aware of how that looksWould you let someone watch you have sex and then pay you for the show? Yeah, that's better.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:59,
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technically still having sex for money(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:08,
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careful using those sorts of wordsyou'll summon mongy.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:00,
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Would you let someone watch you have sex for mongy?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:01,
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"watch" and "money" are the trigger words hereit's like beetlejuice.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:08,
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BIVVYMAN, BIVVYMAN, BIVVYMAN!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:11,
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Dunno.Either you go on a murderous rampage, or you try to get me to marry you, I suppose. I'm not mad keen on either, tbh.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:15,
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i'll pass and just crack on with my other stuff then(
mongychops, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:19,
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would you pay to watch doves have sex?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:09,
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the popular /talk poster, not the birds(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:10,
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I'm not hearing a "no".(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:16,
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I would, just to hear if that Prince song is accurate(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:17,
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oh yeah, he definitely wears a raspberry beret(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:23,
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And if it was warm he wouldn't wear much more(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:27,
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Bollocks to this. Who wants to go to the seaside?Are you a sand or pebbles person? Straight in the ocean or slap on the lotion? Ever taken a shit while treading water as a steamboat full of tourists goes by?
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sand's more comfortable I supposeI get bored at the beach.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:59,
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I could happily stay in the sea all day.Got swept away by the current, once, and got my back burnt to a crisp on another occasion. I fucking love being in the sea.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:03,
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I like being in the waterI got a blister on my back once that was about 3 inches across. It was fucking massive. Made one hell of a mess when it went, too.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:04,
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oh, it waspretty sore for a couple of days though
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:08,
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Grim.My "best friend" and I once dug a massive whole and buried ourselves up to our necks in the sand. Great fun, until be stood up, dumping all his sand into me and meaning me trapped. Fucking prick.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:07,
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WITH FRIENDS LIKE THAT, WHO NEEDS ENEMIESthere
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:07,
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I spent a little while there wondering what a Frand wasI'm not feeling myself today, Grrrmachine
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:39,
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maybe you should, it's quite relaxing.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:41,
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With my dry skin? It'd be suicide(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:41,
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with fronds like that, who needs anemones?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:29,
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as a resident of a landlocked city I take whatever opportunities I can to immerse my body in sea water(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:00,
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still banned from the birmingham sea life centre :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:01,
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so many dead terrapins :((((
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:05,
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I'm ambivalent about sand/pebbles.One is more comfortable to sit on, the other more comfortable to walk on.
Only sand is good for making rivers and castles, though, so deffo sand if kids are involved.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:01,
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Our kids will happily spend five hours digging bear traps in sand.I should work out some way to profit from their labour.
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Go somewhere with bears.Capture bears.
???
Get mauled by bears.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:10,
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I was going to do a strikethrough, based around the last four words of your postbut...*sigh...Do you know, I just can't be bothered today. I'm feeling a little depressed, truth be told.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:06,
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Cheer up, 2Hats.Worse things have happened at sea!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:08,
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that's truelike drowning and that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:09,
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Ever see Open Water?It's a relief when the whiny pricks eventually succumb.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:11,
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I didn'tIs it like that episode of Magnum where he has to tread water for days?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:12,
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Probably.Mustaches make everything more bearable.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:14,
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Selleck is the greatest sex symbol ever produced by the US, in my opinion(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:15,
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I'm not going to argue with this.Wait, are he and Burt Reynolds the same person?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:18,
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Yes, they areit's a tax dodge. See also P Diddy and Wesley Snipes
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:19,
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Woah.Mind = blown.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:22,
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God, the only way to make cricket worseAdd 'French' to it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:10,
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"I'm sorry Mrs Hats, your husband is suffering from French cancer""Can't you just kill him now? No-one deserves to suffer that much".
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:18,
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Once it hits the French, there's nothing more they can do(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:20,
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what about french kissing, m8?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:19,
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It's not how I like to greet my Nan, tbh(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:20,
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although she doesn't agree with me on this issue.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:21,
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So take normal toast, make it thin and sweet, leave it on a plate until it goes all rubbery, then eat it with a knife and forkthat's basically anti-toast, and a downright breakfast abomination.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:22,
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I've been making it wrong.:(
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:25,
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What's the one where you soak bread in egg and then fry it?We call it eggy bread, because we're simple commoners.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:42,
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I call it eggy bread, too, but it's what I assumed French Toast was.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:44,
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French toast is like the gay ruined version of eggy breadevery time I've had it, it gets served lukewarm with powdered fucking sugar.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:45,
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Cinnamon in the egg, serve with maple syrup.No cinnamon, serve with ketchup.
Dunno what the French do, but it's probably wrong.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:47,
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Look here Pierre, I just want scrambled eggs on toast on a Sunday.Don't dunk the bread in the egg, don't start adding cinnamon or syrup or any of that shit, and if you place ketchup on my breakfast table I will chop your croque monsieur off.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:58,
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the nearest beach for me is barry islandthe theme park there nailed what dismaland attempts to do way before banksy
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:03,
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benefits street?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:07,
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I got an uncomfortable wank off a classy Barry girl on the ferris wheel there.(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:09, archived)
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:18,
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lolTo you, to me...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:20,
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i could be in the sea in 10 minutes if i so desiredwhat do you think of that, eh?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:09,
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Again, I was going to make a joke about you living miles from the sea, but you're so massive you can do it in a few stridesbut I just can't be bothered
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:11,
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gonna click this for lack of effort(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:17,
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I just engaged in a little 8 stringery and feel marginally betterMaking an horrendous noise can be quite cathartic
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:40,
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have you been in it this year though?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:14,
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yeah, but the water's gross there(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:17,
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A someone who grew up on a "tourist" islandI can't fucking stand the seaside in any shape or form.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:14,
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isle of wight?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:18,
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arguably worseIsle of Thanet. Less incest, more teen pregnancy.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:19,
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Planet Thanet?No wonder you fled the country.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:23,
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fuckin' hell(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:30,
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god, you're the worsti love the seaside, despite constant exposure to it
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:34,
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Portsmouth isn't the seasideit's a pebble shelf separating two mud flats, where the locals gather on the benches to watch idiot tourists get swept Poole-wards by the current. It's like playing Pooh-sticks with Londoners.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:37,
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THERE'S A PROMENADE YOU KNOW(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:40,
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that strip of pink tarmac populated by doddering pensioners and wanky skateboarders?yeah, great laugh that. Not even got a jellied eel stand.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:44,
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There's one down at the historic dockyardBetter footfall innit
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:58,
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What, that old brick yard by the naval basewith the pleasing view of all the rubbish that's floated across the harbour from Gosport? Delightful area.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:59,
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Look, I can see you're upsetLets sit down and have a polystyrene cup full of cockles and vinegar and work this all out
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:04,
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go shove a stick of Southsea rock up your arse and ride the Clarence Pier waltzer(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:07,
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Cor, I haven't had cockles in ages.I used to be partial to winkles, too.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:08,
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^ gay sex tourist(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:09,
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your life must be horrible(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:45,
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your bleak world view(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:52,
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what's so bleak about it? I just don't like the seaside(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:09,
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I used to like writing comedy songsbut got it beaten out of my by the oppressive bullying regime supported by /talks moderating team.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:21,
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yeah, all the fond memories i have of it must have been fever dreams(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:05,
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I'm too upset to care. They've started selling 8K TVs now. I've only just bought a 65 inch 4k one and now it's going to have to go in the bin :((
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:47,
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Hang the 4K one in the surgery waiting room.Use it to display NHS posters at the wrong aspect ratio.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:50,
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Have you got bionic eyes or something?i.i.cbsi.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2013/01/27/resolution_chart.jpg
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:52,
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Dammit, Grrry!He's a doctor, not an optometrist!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:57,
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Reading that chart, 2Can needs to be sitting less than 4 feet from his TV to get the full benefit of 4k.So he's clearly not a doctor, he's a dolescum layabout in a tiny bedsit who spunked his giro on a stolen telly he bought from the back of a builder's Transit.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:02,
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Best not to wonder whose bottoms he's been sticking his fingers up, then.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:04,
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comatose tramps, trying to scavenge second-hand suppositories(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:05,
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Have you any idea how upsetting it is for me to stand 4 feet away from my TV screen and see individual pixels, knowing that there are now tvs out there where I would have to be much closer see pixels?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:05,
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yeah, you probably do stand because of the lack of furniture in your manky bedsityou povvo
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:13,
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the beeb seem obsessed about jc not kneeling before zodthis is the most important thing
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 7:33,
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The beeb news has gone shite. Newsnight is staffed by actual morons.(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 7:55, archived)
I'm glad I got out of journalismthe whole industry is disappearing up the fetid arsehole of social media.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:01,
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dunno, they saw lots of cutbacks in recent yearsespecially in the ex-Soviet states. Lots of political interference.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:14,
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the bbc news website fired all their real journalists at the same time as launching their mobile-friendly revamp10 things you never knew about immigrants
These inside secrets by jailed fraudsters wil shock you
You'll never guess what Corbyn said this morning
Most people can't tell whether these politicians are wearing wigs
Can a robot replace you?
Hungary fired tear gas, you won't believe what happened next
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:51,
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The website is rubbish.Thankfully, the Today Programme, The World Tonight, and The Westminster Hour on Radio 4, are still good. Lose those (and The Archers), and the BBC is no longer worth the licence fee.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:21,
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this toowww.youtube.com/watch?v=kpJEtnpd2dM
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:25,
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I would happily have that as the National Anthem,so long as it became acceptance to fall asleep in front of the Queen.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:29,
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beheading for anyone who doesn't sing along(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:33,
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Elizabeth Akbar!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:41,
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it's never been the same since they dropped thisyoutu.be/48YxyR-PSi8
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:29,
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Archie The Inventor will be twice the host Toksvig ever was.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:32,
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I'm surprised they didn't go with Perkins. Although she's probably busy with top gear or something.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:39,
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Between the Bake Off and brain cancer, she's got plenty going on.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:46,
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also they couldn't have a lesbian presenting it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:48,
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A trio of lesbians on Top Gear is an excellent idea.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:55,
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Someone I know suggested it should be replaced by Steve Albini, Jerry Sadowitz and Mark E Smith(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:00,
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Imagine Albini interviewing someone like James Corden in the 'reasonably priced car' segment. Just imagine it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:02,
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I have no idea who that is.I'm only dimly aware of the other two.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:04,
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he's a studio engineer by trade (he engineered In Utero).But he's very misanthropic and outspoken on sycophancy.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:05,
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oh, he did this toowww.youtube.com/watch?v=z0jw5qBgUuo
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:11,
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I think most of its appeal is that it is not dead fucking ringers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:38,
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Or count arthur strong.Who's that Garrison Keller? I've never listened but his mugshot in iPlayer makes him look like a child botherer.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:40,
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Arthur Strong is a crime against comedy.Dead Ringers would be alright if they hired some impressionists.
Garrison Keillor has retired, although I've always found A Prairie Home Companion to be a pleasant surprise (not something I'd go out of my way to listen to, though).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:44,
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Arthur Strong was mildly amusing as a thirty second schtick twenty years ago.Whoever the fuck thought that could be turned into a series was a dickhole.
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the clue is the massive ball of plasma radiating on the horizon(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:15,
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:02,
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I haven't listened to the radio in nearly a decade.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:07,
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When I worked in a menkle home one of the patients would regularly do a runner wearing everything he owned.There's nothing sexier than a 70 year old wearing three pairs of trousers all with the flies gaping open. Hummina!
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not worth retypingb3ta.com/talk/6164854
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:21,
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morning star more like!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:14,
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I am not a satanist. I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a satanist, but I am *not* a porn star!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:23,
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www.sadanduseless.com/2011/02/awfully-photoshopped-russian-wedding-pictures/
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:26,
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but centaurs, m8CENTAURS
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:32,
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hah, I bet centaurs would.
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wait for it
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FUCK A HORSE!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:37,
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haha yes I bet they would do(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:38,
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there are centaurs on my father's side, yesthe worst part is not being fully accepted by either community - sometimes the prejudice we face from full centaurs is even worse
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:47,
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is it because your penis isn't quite as big?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:50,
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more stereotyping and prejudice :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:52,
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it was an innocent question, just trying to reach out to the centaur communityno need to be so reactionary, I'm not trying to make you live in a ghetto or a stable
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:54,
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sean lock does a bit in one of his stand up shows about being a centaur that's born with the upper body facing the wrong wayit was quite lol, i can tell you
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:51,
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I can't be racist, one of my best mates is a centaur(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:42,
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gallop backwards through a field of horse dicks(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:49,
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Jeremy CorbynI don't like him much now that i've seen him in action.
I think he's trying to pick up where Labour left off in the 1980s without realising the world has moved on.
Another thing i'm not enjoying are Tesco's white chocolate and honeycomb cookies. You would expect them to be sweet, but they are too sweet.
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he's not nearly as left wing as Labour was in the 1980s,which just goes to show how far to the right the political centre has moved.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:30,
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even Thatcher thought privatising the railways was a bit much(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:07,
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Did you happen to hear monday's Jeremy Vine Radio2 showwhere Dennis Skinner was on praising Corbyn? It was side splitting.
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i didn't,i don't listen to the radio unless there's something in particular on
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:11,
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Around 15 minutes into Mondays eposide if you can be bothered.Runs for around 5 minutes.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b069gc2l#play (on my browser)
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oh waiti was thinking of Frank Skinner
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:17,
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he does remind me a little of this,www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqmjWCk36C8
but as for what he's actually saying i don't see the comedy tbh
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:23,
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We were all given a silver sixpence with Queen victoria on one side and a picture Jabba the Hutt on the other.
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no,The Armando Iannucci Shows
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:38,
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Not watching Bastard Executioner anymore.www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyYFeHOvAv4
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No doubt, but he's as funny as his brother when he sees the opportunity.Skinner was handing them to him on a plate though.
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I'm finding it hard to enjoy anything. might just fuck it off and go to bed.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:31,
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There are plenty of things to enjoyLike the cry of a child when you deliberately run through a puddle with your car tyre, or the angry red face of a fat man who has no seat on the bus.
There is beauty everywhere.
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ah now i understand why you don't like Corbyn,you probably vote Tory
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:38,
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I actually voted Labour this time to try and fend off the Scottish Nationalists.(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:40, archived)
it's not just about shortbread,there's Irn Bru and Tunnock's Caramel Wafers to consider as well
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:44,
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I forgot the huge stodgy food exports that would have made us rich.(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:46, archived)
that and all the oil that continuously alternates between existing and not existing(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:48,
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this is why we need cameras underground(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:49,
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It was an easy gig for a long time. All you had to do was placate the whips every now and then.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:51,
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there aren't any puddles about and I've had a beer so shouldn't drive.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:48,
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It's okay as long as you promise to be more careful than usual.(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:51, archived)
or if you've had a sleep. the breathalyzer is more lenient if it's the morning after.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:53,
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I like him, and PMQs was perfectly watchable for once.Mhairi Black tweeted that during the questions Torys were laughing every time a real persons name was read out.
In conclusion Tory cunts, smash the banks, politics of envy class war now.
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I think they were laughing beacuse it came across as a child-like thing to do, in an environment where everyone has a title or is quoted from a report chaired by Lord X or Professor Y. I did think it was a good touch, however.
But not Professor X because he is a mutant.
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I don't think it's that child like, it makes a wide open question which Cameron can't just kick out without "not caring about bob from Dagenham" it did seem a bit questions from twitter.
Here's 4chan playing with ms paint about todays pmqs imgur.com/a/LG44K
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dear jez, please could you fix it for me(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:47,
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M&S apparently.Those dot things on the lapel are called "prick stitching" lol prick.
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I think it's great that he shows such contempt for everyone else in his chosen profession(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:54,
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not quite sure how it does that,but there's precedent for it,
Aides worried about Prime Minister Harold Wilson's crumpled suits
i wonder if the psychology will run the other way, this time. i think a lot of people are sick of style over substance.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:58,
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Love the stock photos in that article.Yes those four pictures perfectly sum up my emotions about politicians, good job beeb.
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editorial standards there have been slipping gradually for years,the articles are full of grammatical errors, as well.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:02,
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crumpled clothes and him demolishing a cameron speech with 'just one more thing'(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:10,
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Brown paper packages tied up with strings(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:13,
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Are one of the many things you'll never see again due to the disgraceful bargain-sale privatisation of Royal Mail (which should be have been called National Mail, in any case)./Corbyn jokes
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:31,
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4chan are such pricks.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:50,
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Hi Dave. Barry from Redditch wants to know if you'd rather eat a Tesco bag of Alsatian shit in one go, or have a sparrow shit in your mouth every morning for a year?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:59,
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Professor Y is Professor Yaffle, i think(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:44,
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I like the idea of a free market think-tank chaired by a carved Woodpecker(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:47, archived)
he'd be like "Hayek Hayek Hayek Hayek"(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:15,
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I was disappointed that Dave's piss poor answers went unchallenged.I expected more of a debate, but JC seemed determined to get through all the questions he'd brought with him. Fingers crossed it improves, but it was at least a step away from the usual name calling.
John McDonnell is going to offer an easy target, until the novelty wears off.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 23:42,
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Put it in your trouser pocketIt may be it's way of telling you it's cold.
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Your failure to condemn horse wanking makes you no better than corbyn(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:16, archived)
I'm not taking a stance on the issue one way or the other.But I 'd recommend appointing a retired porn star to lead a committee and report back.
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I've been watching The Bastard Executioner for 37 minutesNothing has really happened except one of those TV battles (a dozen people made to look like hundreds) and some girl with her bum out.
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Maggots in a wound now.And a niceish picture of a beach supposedly in wales, but it's sunny so probably somewhere else.
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I'm persevering with that Attack on Titan, but it's got really boring after the first dozen or so episodes.I hope it picks up soon, but it's gone all Dragonball Z, at the moment (lots of taking about fighting, rather than getting on with the fighting).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 23:45,
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Why do always have to drag this shit in with you, you appear to be a hero for use less internet cunts (
mongychops, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 18:44,
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I didn't bring it. It followed me in off the street.It's not my fault I smell like dogfood.
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Go back to qftw then and take these dullards with you (
mongychops, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 18:46,
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I don't blame you for being scared, but I do blame you for being a pussy (
mongychops, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 18:51,
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...but chimpy challenged that statement after 5 minutes on Wikipedia (, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 18:25, archived)
boss/top cat got the better deal(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:47,
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Bag Trouble In Little China(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:09,
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Shitter Island(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:21,
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The Evil Dad(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:22,
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Halloween 3: Season of the Watch^ especially for mongy.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:23,
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Big Momma's Louse.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:32,
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Night of the Loving Dead(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:28,
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Dawn of the Deed(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:28,
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John Carpenter's The Fag(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:20,
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John Carpenter's The Thong(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:21,
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John Carpenter's Escape From LAX(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:22,
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John Carpenter's They Give(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:28,
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Yo mama so fat SHE is a map on CALL OF DUTY!
source: www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/yomamavideogamejokes.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:09,
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Yo mama so ugly she broke fix-it-Felix jr.'s hammer.
source: www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/yomamavideogamejokes.html
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Yes, it makes perfect sense(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:26,
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all the best things are(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:14,
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Yo mama is so fat when she was in Call of Duty she got killed and the person that killed her got a five person kill streak.
source: www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/yomamavideogamejokes.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:10,
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thanks pal(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:18,
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You need to preorder if you want haddock or rock.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:16,
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are they the exclusive weapons if you preorder?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:17,
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Sure, why not?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:19,
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No, I won't be buying it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:26,
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I did notIt wouldn't work on my work machine and I haven't had a chance to try on my own one. I will though.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:32,
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oh yeah, like you were going to try that lego thing?*harrumph*
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:43,
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No, you don't understandI completely forgot about that!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:45,
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probably been too busy playing that ps4 game i leant you, yeah?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:46,
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and oh my, WolfensteinThank you for lending it to me. I would've been quite cross if I'd handed over cash for that.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:46,
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because of how short it was or how shite it was?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:47,
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i didn't play much of it as i'm not a fan of fps games in general but the stuff i saw looked pretty funtwo hats clearly had an issue with it though so i'm trying to get to the bottom of it
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:57,
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It was rubbishAll you do is shoot nazi's. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:58,
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And while that in itself is funafter the 100th nazi has dropped, it sort of loses its charm.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:01,
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YesLike I did when I played Wolfenstein 20 odd years ago
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:12,
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the latterGo from A to B shooting stuff. Talky talky. Go from B to C shooting stuff. Talky talky. Ad infinitum.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:58,
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thank though x(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:18,
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why, they're all the fucking same(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:31,
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this is kind of why I'm not buying it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:31,
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i still want the new Elite but i'm too poor to buy a computer to run itbeen thinking of turning to crime to subsidise my income
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:16,
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i usually order HaDDoCK(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:37,
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One Letter Off Movie thread!The Dork Knight Rises
source: www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/oneletteroffmovies.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:30,
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Anyone watched Gamechangers on the iPlayer?It's pretty good, harry potter is in it.
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harry botter more like hahaha(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:33,
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12 Angry Hen
source: www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/oneletteroffmovies.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:54,
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yeah, it's getting pretty bad reviews and the people it's based on are suing the bbc because of how inaccurate it is(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:34,
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Random made up bollocks according to RockStaruk.ign.com/articles/2015/09/16/rockstar-dismisses-bbcs-the-gamechangers-as-random-made-up-bollocks
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yup, and it portrays legendarily unhinged lawyer jack thompson as a rational, sympathetic individual(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:37,
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He seems like a mental from what I can tell.A well meaning mental rather than an opportunist greedy mental which I think he is in real life.
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Was it billed as a documentary, or as a drama (inspired by real events)?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:41,
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Really? That's a shameBefore it was on it got some great reviews. Presumably those people hadn't actually seen it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:42,
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Shit AND rubbish?Well I won't bother then
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:45,
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yeah, but your opinion is reaching MONO! levels of worthlessness(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:51,
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Oh wait I watched some of it with my wife last night. I think it suffers because even with a beard he doesn't look old enough to be playing 18 rated computer games,.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:39,
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He's way to fucking earnest(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:48,
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Last Mango in Paris
source: www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/oneletteroffmovies.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:33,
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oh cool, listopia isn't completely dead then?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:34,
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I just had to do a home a visit for someone who then insisted on showing me his entire watch collection. Thought it might have been Mongy except he didn't seem enough of a prick.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:38,
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should have tipped you off when the guy let you into his homei'm fairly sure mongy would rather die
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:49,
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Are you joking? Wasting NHS time and resources is his favourite thing.Well, that, fishing and prattling on about watches.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:51,
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A Nightmare on Belm Street(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:39,
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Petty WomanI don't know if I'm doing these right, but I'm not checking that list. I can't take anymore of that site.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:43,
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Bram Stoker's DuckulaI know that's not swapping out just one letter, but it popped into my head and made me laugh.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:46,
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Would be more enjoyable than the actual film.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:51,
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Creatures of the night, what beautiful music they makeWAK WAK WAK ducks eh?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:59,
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It's A Lathe!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:07,
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It's on the list! Congratulations, you're still in the game.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:47,
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Clear & Present Manger.Sufficiently unfunny, I feel.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:50,
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Oh I'm sorry it's not there. You could have gone with:Resevoir Dots
source: www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/oneletteroffmovies.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:52,
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Polyp FictionSorry, that breaks the rules, don't it?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:54,
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Revolting DoorsI'll bet that was on the list.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:44,
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The Cunt For Red OctoberIt's not on the list, soz. Not very good at this game.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:39,
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A Shit In The DarkAlso not on list, soz.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:40,
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Bark to the Futureit's the same film, but from the perspective of Doc Brown's dog.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:42,
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Einstein or Copernicus?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:44,
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Black to the Future!Where Marty accidentally messes up the time line and ends up black.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:50,
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It's allowed, see:Tomorrow Never Diets
source: www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/oneletteroffmovies.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:55,
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The Man With The Golden Pun(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:57,
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Independence GayIndependence. Gay.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:43,
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Bed Boys.Disgusting.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:46,
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bit stuck here, there must be one i can do for the tigger movie(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:47,
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The Trigger Movie!Alright, Dave?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:48,
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The Empire Strides Back.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:53,
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Start Wars
source: www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/oneletteroffmovies.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:53,
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Stare Wars
source: www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/oneletteroffmovies.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:53,
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Mr Doubtfire*spoilers*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:56,
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(Tenacious D in) The Prick of Destiny.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:58,
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I was looking at that jokes4us site and they really are jokes for us aren't they?It's fantastic.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:58,
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Yo mama so fat, she sued Les Mis�rables for having a prisoner with her weight.(Prisoner 24601)
source: www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/yomamamoviejokes.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:05,
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She's The Mon.Cross dressing and blackface - a sure fire hit!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:59,
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Days of Chunder.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:01,
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The Expandables.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:04,
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One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Massing.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:08,
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Just watched the first questionwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34268553
I like the newish style.
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oh jezza seems to be wearing one of my dad's old suits from the '80s :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:57,
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YOU WOULDN'T BE COMMENTING ON HIS CLOTHES IF HE WAS JEMIMA CORBYN!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:59,
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No. Waiting for the edited highlights on the evening news.Don't reveal the score, please.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:48,
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Topical:My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
source: www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/politicalpickuplines.html
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:06,
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Oh just fuck off I was about to go home and it's fucking raining like a fucking prick.(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:13, archived)
ELF? UNLUCKY IN LOVE?Are you an elf? Having difficulty speaking to attractive women? If the answer to both of these questions is 'Huh?' then look no further than...
ELF PICKUP LINES!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:18,
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Elves deserve love too, you know!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:21,
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international declare jihad like a terrorist day(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:24,
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mi5 is now reading this thread(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:29,
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the useless pricks(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:29,
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I think we should choose a random pick up lineand then people can guess which category they're in.
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I just had to lie on the capcha pistachoes aren't peanuts.in response to your question please don't contact me outside of b3ta.
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I've sent you a friend request on fb, pls add me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:25,
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Skype it is then.Is it the same username as your creepy S&M dating account?
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Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. (, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:21, archived)
Girl if you were a Taylor Swift song, I would put you on repeat and listen to you over and over. (, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:24, archived)
Are you blissfully unaware of the data protection act? 'Cos I'm going to stalk you over the internet using my employer's resources.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:28,
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Did you swallow a light bulb or something because you are shiny!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:32,
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okhey lets go have sex with monkeys and rape their corpses.
source: www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/creepypickuplines.html
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:33,
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This isn't a pickup line, it's just a weird question. Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
source: www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/creepypickuplines.html
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in a spiral, outside to in(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:38,
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Was your dad the Tango man? 'Cos you're very orange.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:33,
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Want to have sex? (person seys\'no\') *You look disappointed* oh....ok. *look up and say excitedly*...RAPE IT IS!source: www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/creepypickuplines.html
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:34,
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Well, that just can't fail.Their Internet Pickup Lines list is equally upsetting.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:42,
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My godYou're right
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:56,
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(Smell a girl) "I smell that you are in season... want to breed?"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:32,
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you won't believe these creepy chat up lines made from combining nirvana songs(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:42,
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^fucking stupid fucking cunt(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 11:17,
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Stop trying to be a comedy musicians and it won't happen (
mongychops, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 11:53,
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haha that mitch benn is well funny isn't he(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 11:55,
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I dunno, they get on the popular page alarmingly quickly(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:17,
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People who get on the popular page should be put on the naughty step for one hour for each vote.(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:29, archived)
you do stink, but this isn't an either/or situation really(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 13:09,
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Why isn't this on the popular page, yet?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 13:25,
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you only get on the popular page by insulting someoneyou stupid prick
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 13:29,
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^ clickin' dis(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 13:59,
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I'm clicking everything so we can have a bit of peace and quiet.(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:03, archived)
because nobody wants to play into his hands, except you. you pervert(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:03,
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Posts on the popular page containing the words "popular page" should earn an extra five hour stepping(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:04, archived)
You ruiner, mongy.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 11:44,
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it's alright, I've got it all saved anywaymight post it up there under tuib's comment, so it's at the top
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 11:46,
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I thought you could get married more than once in skyrimbut you can't. I killed my wife for nothing, MONO. I'm a terrible person.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 11:45,
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As is should beNo 'fucking on the back of a unicorn' like the bloody Witcher
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 11:50,
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are you enjoying witcher?i intend to play it some day
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 11:59,
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i am playing witcherthe combat system was a bit off putting at first but once you get to grips with it, it's pretty cool
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:01,
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I've got witcher 2 and I'm so shit at combat I gave up after the first act.(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:02, archived)
Also I hope you're playing it with mouse and keyboard if not you're a monster.i.imgur.com/2UJ9ECe.jpg
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nah ps4you suck at links
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:05,
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On the rare occasion I play PC games, I map the mouse and keyboard controls to an old PS1 Dualshock.Naturally, I get hammered at PVP, but it's fine for solo play.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:36,
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good for you(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:47,
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I really can't get used to it.I gave up on Dead Space after attempting the first couple of levels with keyboard/mouse, then deciding that life was to short to go through the awful process of mapping keys to buttons.
I haven't properly played anything since Portal.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:50,
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yeah i would have assumed that about you(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 13:08,
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are we all using ps4 here?if so, don't forget to add me, i go by mongychops on there
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:04,
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that would probably work if i ever switched it on dovs, i've no interest in the thing till call of duty comes out (
mongychops, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:07,
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I haven't gone back to it for a whilebut yeah, it was pretty good
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:22,
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I like how they've designed the main character to look like an utter prick.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:38,
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that's NOTHING compared to the way he speaksand treats women. It's terrible really
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:40,
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i think you, the player, gets to decide how you treat women(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:42,
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AbsolutelyYou get the choice to either fuck them, or kill them
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:43,
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as in real life, i think there are more options than fucking or killing women(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:46,
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^ hark at mister sophisticated, here.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:52,
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actually, I tell a lieIf you fuck them, you sometimes get put into a position where you have to kill them afterwards
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:56,
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you can also fuck and kill men thoughit's equal opportunity awfulness
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 13:57,
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I've not fucked any men, I have to confessbut I've killed an awful lot
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:15,
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It does appear to be a game of dubious provenance,judging by what I've read of the prequels.
The trailer makes it look like you go about needlessly harassing wildlife, so I assume it's some sort of Ted Nugent simulator?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:45,
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Yes, a lot of the monsters you encounter are just minding their own businessYou approach their nest and (naturally) they get pretty hostile.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 13:02,
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That seemed pretty dim when Lara Croft used to do it.Nice to see games have moved on since then.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 13:14,
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art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-8DT3MRv/0/1050x10000/i-8DT3MRv-1050x10000.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:01,
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bit disappointed the final frame wasn't a 'puke'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:08,
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i miss theoban, i wish he was still alive(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:11,
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I'm listening to a mandatory webinar thing at workand the guy hosting it is doing an 'hilarious' boston accent for comedic effect. Wicked smaaaaht. Fuck me, this company is ridiculous.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 13:45,
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dear oh dearare you sure it isn't being hosted by any members of the wahlberg family?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:07,
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Not 'sure', noConfident, but not sure
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 14:14,
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I think you might have ADHD or summat(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:21,
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nah, just don't like skyrim or any of them reallyand fallout is just the same game reskinned.
load of crap
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MONO!, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:35,
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but did you weigh yourself before and afterwards?(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:20,
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