This wedding lark is a piece of piss
dunno what all the fuss is about really.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 13:31, archived)

not sure I'm completely happy about you starting a thread before everyone's answered my question

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 13:36, archived)

Did you take my comments to heart about not having a bastard child?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 13:49, archived)

That massive peach meringue dress will cover up the distended belly.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 13:50, archived)

yes, but what about his bride? hahahahahalololololololol

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 13:52, archived)

^typing with a shotgun to the temple^

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 13:49, archived)

Divorce is easy too, although it is very expensive

( mongychops, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 15:33, archived)

Phoenix Floe, y/n ?

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 12:11, archived)

n

( $$ ✅, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 12:15, archived)

puff

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 12:16, archived)

woah
n
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 12:26, archived)

lolololollolol

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 12:29, archived)

looooooooooololololol

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 12:33, archived)

there's Japanese snipers in there who don't know the war's over

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 12:41, archived)

I'm not a hair hitler or owt but that's a little over the top

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 12:58, archived)

she reminds me of Oddbod from Carry on screaming

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 13:17, archived)

n, neither her nor any other woman will ever have sex with you

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 13:52, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 8:22, archived)

Fuck a horse. You horse fucker.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 9:09, archived)

cunt

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 9:39, archived)

yes

( mongychops, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 9:48, archived)

matter of opinion, I'd take issue with it but I'm not in the mood for an argument today

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 9:50, archived)

Shut up then

( mongychops, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 10:03, archived)

don't be like this

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 10:57, archived)

your face is an argument

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 10:22, archived)

what does that even mean

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 10:59, archived)

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/ad_184750917.jpg
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:10, archived)

i.imgur.com/kXuQzQa.jpg
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:14, archived)

Manolith is looking well.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:17, archived)

somehow the fact that you can just make out an inch of khazi plinth beneath his bulk makes it twenty times worse

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:20, archived)

i.imgur.com/tWyTPfY.gif
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:21, archived)

And better.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:24, archived)

Its got a flannel on a stick

( mongychops, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:38, archived)

I know, he needs to get with the times
i.imgur.com/Td1qITN.jpg
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:51, archived)

Good morning!
Good morning!
What a lovely cunting morning!
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:07, archived)

alright cunty
no f1 this weekend, what a fucking letdown
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:14, archived)

alright giggles
bollocks innit, I blame Cameron
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:17, archived)

i.imgur.com/xiHcfKV.jpg
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:19, archived)

Someone should tell her it is Saturday, not Fatarseday

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:21, archived)

i.imgur.com/SDqTslm.jpg
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:24, archived)

i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/2/19/1361290837853/obese-person-sits-on-a-ch-008.jpg?w=620&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=bbdea630b3ba3382807ec58f798f5174
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:30, archived)

see, that person needs a specially reinforced manolith chair
i.imgur.com/sWlO7Sk.jpg
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 17 Oct 2015, 11:33, archived)

suicide suggestion thread
choose one b3ta member in your subject line

specify method in message field (optional)
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 23:00, archived)

this obsession with death is not healthy, you need help

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 23:12, archived)

death bins
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 23:35, archived)

what's the best shirt
alt: what's the worst trousers
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 20:07, archived)

The one The Hulk wore.
The ones The Hulk wore.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 20:10, archived)

missed your chance pal, xmen thread was hours ago

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 21:38, archived)

Was it good, did someone post a link to j laws bumhole

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 21:58, archived)

moleskin trousers

( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 20:18, archived)

shirts though
not sure, maybe polo, dunno
( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 20:18, archived)

Moleskin would be excellent if it were made out of actual moles.
Living moles.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 20:23, archived)

and maybe badger

( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 20:39, archived)

They'd claw your bollocks to shreds within seconds

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 20:41, archived)

sleeveless t, some unreadable grimdark band logo
"chino"
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 20:30, archived)

Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 21:14, archived)

that's my entire wardrobe :(

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 21:25, archived)

You don't help your case with poland being an early 80s joke sometimes

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 21:57, archived)

Hair.
Drop crotch.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 20:37, archived)

drop it like it's hot

( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 20:39, archived)

i don't own either, soz

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 21:55, archived)

iggy pop and Joe ledley walk into a bar
Ouch
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 19:30, archived)

Palace scum

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 19:37, archived)

they have the mighty goal scorer Marouane Chamakh!

( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 19:43, archived)

I hope they all get cancer

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 19:57, archived)

everyone died

( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 19:43, archived)

I don't understand this meme at all

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 19:50, archived)

He's a weatherman.
Dunno who Joe Ledley is though.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 19:52, archived)

Palace scum

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 19:57, archived)

Poor Princess Anne.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 20:10, archived)

who do you reckon would win if Xmen fought daleks

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:14, archived)

bump

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:17, archived)

dunno

( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:20, archived)

fair enough

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:25, archived)

Iggy Pop.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:24, archived)

Darth Kirk

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:25, archived)

haha, you fucking spiner

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:25, archived)

watched Star Trek Insurrection the other week,
was quite good, a bit daft
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:27, archived)

watched Star Trek Insur e
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:28, archived)

nice work

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:28, archived)

gave me quite an impressive Star Trek Insurrection

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:31, archived)

did you finish watching all of Voyager?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:33, archived)

do you think I finished watching all of Voyager? do you actually believe that for one second? do you? really?

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:38, archived)

i dunno i remember you despairing at the episode where they have a pasta fight,
it didn't seem like you were genuinely enjoying it that much, but you are a bit mental, let's be honest,
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:40, archived)

christ there were 7 series of it,
ok maybe you're not that mental
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:42, archived)

and yet Buffy only get 6
where's the justice eh
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:44, archived)

and fucking dr who is still on

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:44, archived)

are you suggesting that not liking Star Trek Voyager qualifies one as mentally ill?

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:43, archived)

no i'm suggesting sitting through all of it does

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:45, archived)

star trek is the only thing shitter than dr who and star wars

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:48, archived)

i dunno it has its moments,
and i'm quite enjoying DS9 right now although i'm only half way through the 2nd series, there are 7 series of that as well, why do they make so many it's insane
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:00, archived)

Ds9 got fucking odd towards the end when sisco became the prophet or saink

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:21, archived)

fucking brent
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 22:52, archived)

pakis

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:38, archived)

haha, they smell bad

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:38, archived)

bit racist

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:45, archived)

you love it

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 17:48, archived)

i dont know but i cant wait to find out

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:12, archived)

I had to install messenger to fb to get that, it looks alright

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:15, archived)

fagit, i deleted that i get it all on the innernet, the app proper slowed my phone up

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:17, archived)

There is now a constant picture of you picking your nose on my screen, dunno how to make it go, lol

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:19, archived)

leave it there, it aint hurting no one is it

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:20, archived)

It makes playing coc tricky

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:22, archived)

lol. coc.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:23, archived)

I like a bit of coc

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:24, archived)

dying tbh, wtf is coc and why are you fiddling with it

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:24, archived)

actually dont tell me it prolly aint as lol as im picturing

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:26, archived)

I heard you loved the coc

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:28, archived)

crack on you hear naink youre half mutton gramps

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:29, archived)

You should get on the coc, all the kids love it

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:41, archived)

i bet they dont

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 19:01, archived)

Trying to get my wizards up ain't i

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:27, archived)

still dying

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 18:29, archived)

joe ledley

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 19:20, archived)

The weatherman?

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 19:26, archived)

Juicer time

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:32, archived)

i prefer you to frank

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:39, archived)

Now that's fucking something.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:47, archived)

Well that's just ridiculous.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:48, archived)

I'll have a pint of Iggy Pop please.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:49, archived)

this just really isn't very good at all now is it

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:26, archived)

let's all add MONO as a friend, that'll cheer him up

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:31, archived)

that and the newsletter

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:33, archived)

seriously though, this place is just fucking desperately shit now

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:44, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:34, archived)

alright mongychap, you here for the newsletter too?

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:35, archived)

nah its finished

( mongychops, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:50, archived)

good, it was always shit

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:52, archived)

kill yourself

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:38, archived)

Nate Dogg

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:53, archived)

pour some out for the fallen homie

( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:54, archived)

All the good ones die young
And many of the shit ones.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:55, archived)

this is great
let's keep the flow going
( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:57, archived)

is this some kind of pop culture reference?

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:57, archived)

Guess who's coming to dinner?

( fuscous, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:02, archived)

iggy pop?

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:04, archived)

I can see he brought some herb for me

( fuscous, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:06, archived)

iggy pop

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:07, archived)

So let's give thanks and praise

( fuscous, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:10, archived)

iggy pop!

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 16:13, archived)

2can is dull

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:38, archived)

finally, a sensible post

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:38, archived)

so we're sticking with this one for the next few days then?

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:39, archived)

Yes please, you guys just hang out in this thread for the next few days.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:40, archived)

haha
as if I have nothing better to do with my weekend than hang around on b3ta!
( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:46, archived)

I don't know about days but it'll do until I think of another important question I need an answer to

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:41, archived)

think of one quick before 2can starts to think he's better than you

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:51, archived)

Of course I'm better than him, I'm better than all of you.
We already proved that in the washing machine thread.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:53, archived)

the what what?

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:54, archived)

in your butt?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:55, archived)

christ you're dull

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:57, archived)

I hope Bob Manual hurries up with that newsletter

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:52, archived)

calm down, bob got diabetes you know

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:54, archived)

Pushing those bellends down the board. Which US senator would you most like to have afternoon tea with and what cakes would you provide?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:37, archived)

You are allowed to refer to the following wikipedia list but you can't say iggy pop
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_United_States_Senators
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:38, archived)

Ron Paul and I'll bring a Battenburg

( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:39, archived)

The famous porn actor?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:40, archived)

for fuck sake frank why are you a prick?

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:33, archived)

haha, "fuck sake", like a stupid person would type, I get it, good one hahahaha
for fuck's sake
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:35, archived)

I know! :D
"haha" like a cunt would type

lololololol
( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:35, archived)

^upset

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:36, archived)

I know! :D
"^" like a moron would type
( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:38, archived)

inb4 this never actually gets to be funny
/ac
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:38, archived)

haha "b4" like a bellend would type

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:40, archived)

someone else do one

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:33, archived)

I keep trying to learn to play the piano, what do you keep trying to do other than walking in a straight line without shitting yourself and collapsing in a puddle of salty tears and reading without moving your lips?

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:32, archived)

learning to love

( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:33, archived)

Hitler

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:36, archived)

woah, this thread just took a sexy turn

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:45, archived)

New thread time
Don't let MONO! ruin it
( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:31, archived)

oh fuck

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:31, archived)

How are you mate?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:33, archived)

yeah, great.
you?
( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:34, archived)

oh i take back k9
the best dog is hitler
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:39, archived)

What's the best dog?
I reckon Rintintin or Rebel from off of Champion The Wonder Horse.

Lassie was a pansy.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:52, archived)

K9, obvs.
dunno about the ethics of fingering robot dogs bumholes though.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:55, archived)

Doctor Who is for kids and paedos.
/ac
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:57, archived)

it's top quality family entertainment

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:32, archived)

a dead dog that's been fucking run over by a truck and is fucking properly dead

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:58, archived)

manolith touched a dead dog that's been fucking run over by a truck and is fucking properly dead on the bumhole

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:11, archived)

I fucking hate dogs.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:23, archived)

dogs are pricks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:59, archived)

manolith touched a dog on the bumhole

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:00, archived)

hotdog

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:05, archived)

chillidog

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:05, archived)

dogging

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:06, archived)

dogfish

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:06, archived)

dogleg

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:07, archived)

dogma

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:08, archived)

dogsbody

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:08, archived)

inb4 this never actually gets to be funny

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:09, archived)

endogenous

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:09, archived)

seadog

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:08, archived)

watchdog

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:09, archived)

underdog

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:09, archived)

Two Hats

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:17, archived)

Das Pooch

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:19, archived)

alright MGT you horrendous fishwife

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:20, archived)

alright Frank

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:20, archived)

woah, no first names please

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:21, archived)

alright Mr Bumblesnaps

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:23, archived)

it's time for a new thread, MONO's ruined this one like he ruins everything he comes into contact with

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:25, archived)

Dogtanian.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:28, archived)

9/11.

( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:29, archived)

dogtooth

( fuscous, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 15:58, archived)

Can anyone help, someone stole 3 dashcams from me.
USB hub as a reward for any information given

cheers
( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:06, archived)

lol
lol
( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:08, archived)

WAS IT YOU?!

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:12, archived)

oh hahaha

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:10, archived)

manolith touched a dog on the bumhole

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:28, archived)

can't help noticing this thread's kinda killed the board

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:47, archived)

I'll just wait for the newsletter then shall I

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:57, archived)

Why don't you check the footage on your dashcam to see who done it?

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:12, archived)

good idea!
wait, what?
( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 14:15, archived)

anyone want to buy a dashcam DVR thing, I bought three USB hubs on ebay and the daft cunt's sent me dashcams instead, fucking wanker, who wants a dashcam?

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:20, archived)

yeah go on then

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:21, archived)

i got dibs on this, can i have it or what?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:05, archived)

I've got all of them now.
Sorry.
( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:14, archived)

Yeah. Gaz me the details.
b3ta.com/gaz/write/23553
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:22, archived)

purple link lolz

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:23, archived)

Go find yourself some Russians.
They seem to love dashcams.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:23, archived)

cunt wants me to pay return postage on them, fuck that, imma stick these back on ebay, I'll be quids in

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:24, archived)

Advertise them as USB hubs

( fuscous, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:08, archived)

no thanks
but thanks for the offer
( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:25, archived)

proper hires 1080p fuckers these, none of yer chinese shit

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:27, archived)

stick them back on ebay

( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:31, archived)

Think of the prospective Youtube ad revenue
You could buy a jalopy from ebay for 50 quid under a fake name, install the camera, then deliberately smash the car into a tree or something. Take out the camera and ditch the car, then upload the vid to your Crash'n'Dash Youtube channel. You'd be minted in no time.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:31, archived)

this might work, the thick cunt's sent three dashcams so I can get multi-angle shots

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:32, archived)

nah, people will work out you did it deliberately
but if you did it with two cars, crashing them in to each other, and then said "amazing coincidence Crash caught in Two Dashcams at Once!" you would be fucking rolling in it.

And I'm not even joking.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:35, archived)

www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/webm/omnomnomnom.webm
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:36, archived)

I would totally watch the first ten or fifteen seconds of this video it'd somebody posted it on Facebook.
But i prolly wouldn't wait to skip an advert.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:37, archived)

oh, get a load of mister too sophisticated for the internet here

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:44, archived)

I'm too sophisticated for my shirt.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:55, archived)

just wait til you can afford a nice George by Asda one

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:58, archived)

I don't think I'd risk such a luxury item in my rudimentary washing machine.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:00, archived)

yeah, go on then
I'd install it facing the other way though.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:28, archived)

haha, like you have any idea how to install anything in a car

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:30, archived)

I installed a PC that was installed in a car that was stalled once.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:35, archived)

k, taking this to mean you frotted a homeless nignog in a bus shelter

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:38, archived)

hah, like there are any black people in Poland

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:41, archived)

black people homosexuals
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:41, archived)

homosexuals bus shelters
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:42, archived)

There's a photography book on soviet bus shelters that actually looks quite good. But I think it was mostly in one of the -istans.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:55, archived)

I know the book you mean
but most of the pics are online already
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:08, archived)

I'm old. I like pictures on actual paper and everything.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:15, archived)

I saw a report about a debate in the Polish parliament about legalising bumsex
and one MP said it was the same as legalising incest and necrophilia

sensible policies for a better Poland
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:43, archived)

I read a report yesterday about foreign marriage in Poland.
570 Polish birds are currently married to English men in Poland. But reverse the genders and there's no data - English women aren't good enough to marry Polish men, who prefer to marry Germans, Ukranians or even Albanians. Ho ho ho.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:10, archived)

race traitor

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:14, archived)

wait, how does "no data" equate to proof of anything you dick

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:15, archived)

as in, the pie chart was divided into nationalities, and out of the 7000 marriages
the smallest group was Armenians, with 141. So Polish blokes have married fewer English bints that that, if any.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:24, archived)

So English women have more sense and higher standards.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:26, archived)

Hmmm, so if 222 Polish blokes married German women
and 177 married Yanks
and 159 married Bulgarians

then Bulgarian women must have higher standards than Germans.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:32, archived)

Is this a serious question?
Unless you know the sizes of the various immigrant female populations or the rates of migration and re-migration of Polish men into those various countries then you can't draw any useful conclusions at all.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:35, archived)

y-y-you're taking the internet seriously?
what's happened to you?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:37, archived)

I dunno. I thought it was an actual question.
People do occasionally ask actual questions.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:39, archived)

to be serious then, Poland does have the lowest level of immigrants in the whole of the EU
only 1.2% of the population, or ~45k people, of which fewer than 15k are EU citizens.

So I'm part of a pretty elite group, I can tell you.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:53, archived)

I don't think it is a question at all m8

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:49, archived)

tl;dr

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:36, archived)

yeah you did you fibber

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:37, archived)

i.imgur.com/5jSouFk.gif
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:43, archived)

not clicking virus etc

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:44, archived)

yeah email it to me, thanks

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:28, archived)

prick

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:30, archived)

can it be used to take pictures of my bumhole?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:37, archived)

they cylindrical, bit of lube on there and they'll probably fit up the average bumhole
which gives me a great idea for a youtube channel
(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:39, archived)

or you could put one up a dog's bum, facing out of the bumhole and catch manolith in the act

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:00, archived)

manolith touched a dog on the bumhole

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:01, archived)

bumhole dashcam
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:38, archived)

CANINE ANAL SEEPAGE CAM

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:41, archived)

Go facefuck a sharps bin.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:38, archived)

please go and swallow a pint of botulinum toxin

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 13:36, archived)

I would have lunch with Laurence Fishburne and ask him what it's like to work with John Travolta.
And Iggy Pop.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 11:34, archived)

I'd have Iggy Pop spitting into Jennifer Lawerence's mouth while Morrissey sings some of his classics
lush!
( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 11:37, archived)

did someone say iggy pop?

( MONO!, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 11:40, archived)

I'd watch Fishcakes with Fishburne
where Lawrence has dialogues with other famous people in a traditional British chippy.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 11:41, archived)

That's on after Partridge Amongst The Pigeons, isn't it?
Just before Youth Hostelling With Chris Eubank.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 11:58, archived)

Which is real, btw.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGG5OhEcpOQ
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:00, archived)

I'd take the blue pill... Just to make sure I went the distance.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 11:48, archived)

OK, so now you've got a hard-on you could bang nails in with, and a weird headache behind your eyes. What then?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:01, archived)

*bangs nails in with cock*

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:10, archived)

floppy cocked nancy

(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 12:11, archived)