not really
I've only been vommed on once in the past 18 days. It does make some pretty interesting faces when it's trying to shit though.
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I've only been vommed on once in the past 18 days. It does make some pretty interesting faces when it's trying to shit though.
( , Sat 20 Feb 2016, 9:32, archived)
oh come on mr frampton, you're not going to eat all of that watermelon
( , Sat 20 Feb 2016, 9:37, archived)
( , Sat 20 Feb 2016, 9:37, archived)
I want to get one of those talk boxes
But I know that if I do, I'll play with it for about an hour then it'll go back in the box, never to be seen again
( , Sat 20 Feb 2016, 10:03, archived)
But I know that if I do, I'll play with it for about an hour then it'll go back in the box, never to be seen again
( , Sat 20 Feb 2016, 10:03, archived)
I'm down to that London in a bit. I'll give you a birthday gobble.
( , Sat 20 Feb 2016, 0:08, archived)
( , Sat 20 Feb 2016, 0:08, archived)
sweetest m
biiiiiiiiirthday
if it's any help, wankered
always
b xx
( , Sat 20 Feb 2016, 0:36, archived)
biiiiiiiiirthday
if it's any help, wankered
always
b xx
( , Sat 20 Feb 2016, 0:36, archived)
Yeah cool man. How are you? Glad i dropped that shit minge name. #overthemoon
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 22:21, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 22:21, archived)
Might change my username/profile, dont think this ones that cool.
What do you guys think?
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 21:47, archived)
What do you guys think?
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 21:47, archived)
I mean yeah im wacky - but more in a Tracy Emin art kind of way, or any modern artist for that matter.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 21:54, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 21:54, archived)
Yeah i think you could be right there drimble.
Gonna change it
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 22:04, archived)
Gonna change it
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 22:04, archived)
did try doin that could'nt do it
easier to change the whole thing
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 22:19, archived)
easier to change the whole thing
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 22:19, archived)
Whats the the point of the secret /talk/QOTW board?
As if /talk needs diluting anymore. I cant even post on there. This Captcha thing is my stumbling block...maybe its just not meant to be.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 21:15, archived)
As if /talk needs diluting anymore. I cant even post on there. This Captcha thing is my stumbling block...maybe its just not meant to be.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 21:15, archived)
I love the dancing gerbil/rabbit/hamster thing 2can on your profile. Well dope.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 21:33, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 21:33, archived)
I might buy a watch that costs more money than he pays in child maintenance and then smash it
Just to feel superior
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 23:34, archived)
Just to feel superior
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 23:34, archived)
7/7 I AM THE BEST I AM THE BEST I AM THE BEST!!!!!!!
*falls to ground hyperventilating joyously*
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:46, archived)
*falls to ground hyperventilating joyously*
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:46, archived)
i'm going to a gig tonight
what are you doing tonight? are you going to a gig? what was the last gig you went to?
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:46, archived)
what are you doing tonight? are you going to a gig? what was the last gig you went to?
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:46, archived)
watching the welsh open and having a pint
not much of a gigger, but went to see the snooker a fortnight ago
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:48, archived)
not much of a gigger, but went to see the snooker a fortnight ago
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:48, archived)
So the welsh are finally opening, eh?
Well they took their time, the sly bastards
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:50, archived)
Well they took their time, the sly bastards
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:50, archived)
That book was rubbish but I did enjoy 'Wake up Boo' by The Boo Radleys.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:31, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:31, archived)
it doesn't really matter, i just really enjoy spending time with him x
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:07, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:07, archived)
I'm not going to a gig tonight
I think the last gig I went to was gy!be unless I've been to a gig since then in which case it was something else
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:50, archived)
I think the last gig I went to was gy!be unless I've been to a gig since then in which case it was something else
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:50, archived)
slightly jealous
last saw them in birmingham for the Raise your skinny fists... release tour
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:55, archived)
last saw them in birmingham for the Raise your skinny fists... release tour
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:55, archived)
i've not seen godspeed live
i did manage to see this will destroy you last year though
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:59, archived)
i did manage to see this will destroy you last year though
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:59, archived)
you're probably just tired, go have a lie down and rest your eyes for a bit
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:00, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:00, archived)
Septicflesh last night
Tonight I'm playing board games because I'm right fucking cool me
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:55, archived)
Tonight I'm playing board games because I'm right fucking cool me
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:55, archived)
Septicflesh (formerly known as Septic Flesh) are a Greek symphonic death metal band from Athens, founded in 1990.[2]
symphonic death metal you say?
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:03, archived)
symphonic death metal you say?
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:03, archived)
not tonight but i'm seeing stewart lee tomorrow
last gig was my friend's shitty folk band
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:04, archived)
last gig was my friend's shitty folk band
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:04, archived)
6/7 for me, i got the russian smoking one wrong
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35604400
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:43, archived)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35604400
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:43, archived)
I'm sorry it's low blood sugar, I've not had any lunch yet due to the lack of sensible suggestions
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:51, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:51, archived)
if you'd taken my suggestion, you definitely would have enough blood sugar
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:22, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:22, archived)
That one made by boiling flour and water dough in cabbage water.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:41, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:41, archived)
I'm going to make wuzetka I think, I have great faith in your taste
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:08, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:08, archived)
I got 6/7 as well.
I guessed wrong for the last one. Went with Morris dancing
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:50, archived)
I guessed wrong for the last one. Went with Morris dancing
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:50, archived)
valentinestravelingnatureclass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Crocodile-Skink.jpg
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:07, archived)
actually the mean score is roughly 5.11
so, if anything you're slightly below average
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:11, archived)
so, if anything you're slightly below average
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:11, archived)
The mean score is "you have cheap shoes and you wash your hair with fairy liquid" /10
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:48, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:48, archived)
2/7
Its not utterly dreadful, but nowhere near good
Shit really
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:56, archived)
Its not utterly dreadful, but nowhere near good
Shit really
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:56, archived)
I gave that last thread two hours, which is more than generous
what's the next topic?
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:59, archived)
what's the next topic?
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:59, archived)
My expensive phone has died and has been sent off to be fixed.
It can take up to 28 days to be fixed. Seems a bit long to me.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:22, archived)
It can take up to 28 days to be fixed. Seems a bit long to me.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:22, archived)
aw yeah, I miss fish and chips
and sausages in batter and pickled eggs and malt vinegar and warm dandelion and burdock in a can
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:26, archived)
and sausages in batter and pickled eggs and malt vinegar and warm dandelion and burdock in a can
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:26, archived)
grrrmachine, please could you tell me of a very popular polish cake, NOT anything poppyseed, asking for a friend
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:32, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:32, archived)
you can get sekacz inmost places because it's odd
but people buy szarlotka (apple charlotte), sernik (a kind of cheesecake) and Napoleonka (cream between two crispy pastry layers). My favourite is Wuzetka.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:36, archived)
but people buy szarlotka (apple charlotte), sernik (a kind of cheesecake) and Napoleonka (cream between two crispy pastry layers). My favourite is Wuzetka.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:36, archived)
now, NOW we are talking (apart from the second course obviously)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:34, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:34, archived)
especially at your age
Has anyone made the inevitable Douglas Adams joke at you yet?
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:37, archived)
Has anyone made the inevitable Douglas Adams joke at you yet?
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:37, archived)
just write it out in illegible handwriting and this is your standard prescription isn't it
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:43, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:43, archived)
In other news,
m.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/14289092.WATCH__Shia_LaBoeuf_currently_in_lift_in_Oxford_for_art_project/
I've got to go past on my way home. Might pop in and see him.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:46, archived)
m.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/14289092.WATCH__Shia_LaBoeuf_currently_in_lift_in_Oxford_for_art_project/
I've got to go past on my way home. Might pop in and see him.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:46, archived)
maybe i should have added birth dates
then the spreadsheet would look after itself
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:03, archived)
then the spreadsheet would look after itself
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:03, archived)
=SUM(TODAY)*as-the-sands-of-time-work-themselves-into-the-crevice-of-destiny-and-cause-an-irritating-rash
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:10, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:10, archived)
whoah, so it is
I see your wrong'un and I raise you one hobolife.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/DSC04043-copy.jpg
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:21, archived)
I see your wrong'un and I raise you one hobolife.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/DSC04043-copy.jpg
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:21, archived)
How are the annual manolith appreciation day preparations coming along?
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:30, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:30, archived)
i wonder if the wrong'un is run by the same people as this local treasure
www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186298-d6206395-Reviews-The_Fawcett_Inn-Portsmouth_Hampshire_England.html
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:24, archived)
www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186298-d6206395-Reviews-The_Fawcett_Inn-Portsmouth_Hampshire_England.html
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:24, archived)
I'm well gutted
I expect deef the dog from the One Eyed Dog is dead now too
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:31, archived)
I expect deef the dog from the One Eyed Dog is dead now too
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:31, archived)
we should do a UK-wide tour of inappropriate or single-entendre pub names, just like three peaks challenge but with more drinking, get sponsored,
give the money to www.tourettes-action.org.uk/
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:27, archived)
give the money to www.tourettes-action.org.uk/
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:27, archived)
Day off work
Toys, park, lunch, video games, getting rid of the kids, restaurant, booze, NOOKIE!
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:02, archived)
Toys, park, lunch, video games, getting rid of the kids, restaurant, booze, NOOKIE!
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:02, archived)
1. Wish Mongy a happy birthday.
2. Spend the rest of the day enacting an amateur recreation of "Right, said Fred, standing on the landing...".
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:28, archived)
2. Spend the rest of the day enacting an amateur recreation of "Right, said Fred, standing on the landing...".
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:28, archived)
I'm always polite
I don't have my elbows on the table when I call you a cunt.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:50, archived)
I don't have my elbows on the table when I call you a cunt.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:50, archived)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONGY and also a couple of lesser b3tans on Facebook.
Pub lunch. Afternoon in the park with my parents. Might even take the kids. Then booze.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:51, archived)
Pub lunch. Afternoon in the park with my parents. Might even take the kids. Then booze.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:51, archived)
May was traditionally the month when people unstitched themselves from their winter underwear.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:10, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:10, archived)
so all the football loving gaylords run out of pretty boys in shorts to watch
and get so sexually frustrated they resort to putting their willies inside women? It all makes so much sense now.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:27, archived)
and get so sexually frustrated they resort to putting their willies inside women? It all makes so much sense now.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:27, archived)
yes indeed, a tad hung over but i bring cake
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:41, archived)
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( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:41, archived)
mods can't touch me, its my birthday
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( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:47, archived)
yo skinky, it's ya burfday
gonna sip bacardi like, it's ya burfday
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:56, archived)
gonna sip bacardi like, it's ya burfday
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:56, archived)
Birthday bumps for you today, bang the drum and shout hooray, toys and gifts you will enjoy, hugs and kisses birthday boy
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:42, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:42, archived)
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( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:51, archived)
its certainly a day to spoil yourself, or in mcbeefs case...hahahaha
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:57, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:57, archived)
aw pity frank isn't here, he would of loved a bit of figgy pudding
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:07, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:07, archived)
that 'of' there is in tribute to mongy's birthday, even though it pained me to do it
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:07, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:07, archived)
grrry is the only one it upsets now, so its still totes worth it
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:15, archived)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:15, archived)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONGY
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( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:59, archived)
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( , Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:59, archived)
So its my birthday eve, exciting times, what would you like my birthday present bunny to bring you tomorrow? I mean its my birthday so the bunny won't come, agine if it did tho
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:04, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:04, archived)
get juiced up beyond belief:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVay-RfNGv8
how you like me now?
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:42, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVay-RfNGv8
how you like me now?
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:42, archived)
remember: groove is in the heart:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzoEK545j64
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:44, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzoEK545j64
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:44, archived)
and in mongy you got yourself a goodman:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYMTA8vuEuo
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:45, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYMTA8vuEuo
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:45, archived)
he really knew now!
he really knew: www.youtube.com/watch?v=frf6E8kVQY8
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 22:48, archived)
he really knew: www.youtube.com/watch?v=frf6E8kVQY8
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 22:48, archived)
I like Beck, seen him, but someone on here said he's a Scientology bollox now, I hope he ain't
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:45, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:45, archived)
I won't have anything to do with the word malt, it sounds wrong
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 22:18, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 22:18, archived)
Haha, I ran a forecast on 8 months of data, but mistakenly only queried the database for 6 months worth!
Haha, what am I like, ey? It's all japes at my office!
Never mind, I've taken a leaf out of Shambles' book and begun the weekend a day early.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:03, archived)
Haha, what am I like, ey? It's all japes at my office!
Never mind, I've taken a leaf out of Shambles' book and begun the weekend a day early.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:03, archived)
He shagged the one who was definitely a lesbian so he must be gay.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:11, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:11, archived)
remember: Statistics don't lie but liars use statistics
my maths teacher used to say that
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:43, archived)
my maths teacher used to say that
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:43, archived)
I just saw a cunt on roller skis. With poles and everything.
What cunt did you just see? With what and everything?
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:01, archived)
What cunt did you just see? With what and everything?
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:01, archived)
Oops.
Roller-skiing sounds like the sort of thing I should try next.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:04, archived)
Roller-skiing sounds like the sort of thing I should try next.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:04, archived)
Hey Homies, it's basically the weekend. Whatchoo doing?
I'm off to see Savages (poss les interest) tomorrow then a so-called "stag" "do" on Saturday. I'm in charge of sausaging.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:46, archived)
I'm off to see Savages (poss les interest) tomorrow then a so-called "stag" "do" on Saturday. I'm in charge of sausaging.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:46, archived)
well i'm glad none of you are coming to my birthday party, you are all fat smelly pooheads and would have only ruined it
:(
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:49, archived)
:(
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:49, archived)
i haven't seen fanj for years, don't think he is talking to me since he had to get a mid week cab from leicester squre to guildford, and he lives in houston texas
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:02, archived)
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i would think so, i managed to get us barred from every club and casino on the square, except for storm so we ended up in there with a load of ragheads
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:09, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:09, archived)
I saw some Chinese looking guy go ape shit at a croupier in Empire casino
best London trip ever
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:12, archived)
best London trip ever
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:12, archived)
haha, they do go nuts, i fell over on the way in, so our pictures went round the square barring us from entry into anywhere, drunk they reckoned, wankers
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:13, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:13, archived)
bu-bu-but I got an outfit and everything *lipwobble*
wheresmysammich.com/images/15177.jpg
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:04, archived)
wheresmysammich.com/images/15177.jpg
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:04, archived)
it seems everybody is too busy with other stuff vlad, but you can still come, theres an oz of sniff to get thru between us
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:07, archived)
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A childless meal in a nice restaurant tomorrow night
bit of a lie in on saturday, natch. Don't know other than that.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:50, archived)
bit of a lie in on saturday, natch. Don't know other than that.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:50, archived)
going to build a portable microphone booth tomorrow
might have sausage and mash tonight, dunno, I don't plan these things
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:53, archived)
might have sausage and mash tonight, dunno, I don't plan these things
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:53, archived)
That's what I'm having tonight too!
whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat it's bangers and maaaaaash!
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:57, archived)
whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat it's bangers and maaaaaash!
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:57, archived)
there's a slight chance that band wouldn't have existed if it wasn't for me, so you're welcome
(i once saved the guitarist from getting run over)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:22, archived)
(i once saved the guitarist from getting run over)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:22, archived)
shitting yourself and talking complete gibberish while contributing nothing to society?
how's that different from any other weekend for you?!
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:00, archived)
how's that different from any other weekend for you?!
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:00, archived)
Climbing on Friday and Saturday,
seeing the family on Saturday evening, then trying out my new skates on Sunday.
Thrilling stuff, I'm sure you'll agree.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:11, archived)
seeing the family on Saturday evening, then trying out my new skates on Sunday.
Thrilling stuff, I'm sure you'll agree.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:11, archived)
Do they live on top of a mountain or summat?
hahaha I'm only kidding, I know that's not what you mean
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:11, archived)
hahaha I'm only kidding, I know that's not what you mean
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:11, archived)
notice I used the collective we
and not the wee from wee wee poo poo
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:15, archived)
and not the wee from wee wee poo poo
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:15, archived)
I just take a sideways look at life, you know?
It's just what I do!
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:15, archived)
It's just what I do!
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:15, archived)
I did use the wee from wee wee poo poo in this post in order to provide a bit of balance
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:20, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:20, archived)
Ah, now you used the wrong type of 'we' there Tangled
and it's difficult for me to identify whether or not this was deliberate
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:20, archived)
and it's difficult for me to identify whether or not this was deliberate
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:20, archived)
this will cheer you up
a 'watched already' list on imdb
www.imdb.com/list/ls058425627?ref_=tt_rls_4
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:00, archived)
a 'watched already' list on imdb
www.imdb.com/list/ls058425627?ref_=tt_rls_4
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:00, archived)
On-call. Going to watch that trumbo at the cinema and cook something nice.
Might watch that Muscle Shoals doucu on Netflix. Or those film noir's I downloaded or all those X-Files episodes on prime.
Essentially I'm not certain what I'm doing but it'll likely involve sitting in front of the telly with my hands down my jogging bottoms and maybe some wine.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:45, archived)
Might watch that Muscle Shoals doucu on Netflix. Or those film noir's I downloaded or all those X-Files episodes on prime.
Essentially I'm not certain what I'm doing but it'll likely involve sitting in front of the telly with my hands down my jogging bottoms and maybe some wine.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:45, archived)
in my job, we routinely have to talk about things like:
softies & studs, rifles & shotguns, figrigs, dead cats, dead kittens, dead wombats and dollies
what weird terms does your line of work require, eh? let's talk about that for a bit.
/edit: oh, i forgot baby ballgags, scrims and jib-arms
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:27, archived)
softies & studs, rifles & shotguns, figrigs, dead cats, dead kittens, dead wombats and dollies
what weird terms does your line of work require, eh? let's talk about that for a bit.
/edit: oh, i forgot baby ballgags, scrims and jib-arms
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:27, archived)
teaching english used to have lots of stupid terms like e-prime, frankenwords and rhotacism
technical writing, not so much. I don't even remember what normal english sounds like any more.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:33, archived)
technical writing, not so much. I don't even remember what normal english sounds like any more.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:33, archived)
it does when you say it,
if thi brains were dynamite tha wunt ave enough to blow thi sen up.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:48, archived)
if thi brains were dynamite tha wunt ave enough to blow thi sen up.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:48, archived)
that's a dead wombat, the dead cats and kittens are smaller fluffy things on smaller mics
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:35, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:35, archived)
Is there a special name for a microphone clamp?
Because I need one with a ring to fit my large cardioid mic, but when I google it I just get those clip types for Shure 58s.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:40, archived)
Because I need one with a ring to fit my large cardioid mic, but when I google it I just get those clip types for Shure 58s.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:40, archived)
Vietnam is a beautiful country
and the people are so accomodating
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:50, archived)
and the people are so accomodating
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:50, archived)
it's difficult because most av kit is extremely specific to brand, etc
i've never heard it referred to as anything other than a mic clamp or holder, soz
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:50, archived)
i've never heard it referred to as anything other than a mic clamp or holder, soz
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:50, archived)
cradle/shock mount
^ talking microphones not spanishfly's technique
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:53, archived)
^ talking microphones not spanishfly's technique
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:53, archived)
nah, I don't need a shock mount
i.ebayimg.com/images/g/pGIAAOxylpNTRc6o/s-l300.jpg
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:55, archived)
i.ebayimg.com/images/g/pGIAAOxylpNTRc6o/s-l300.jpg
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:55, archived)
as an apprentice i thought flanges was a joke, i'd only ever known it applied to noonys
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:35, archived)
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it's great as well because you can get lap joint flanges
or slip-on flanges
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:51, archived)
or slip-on flanges
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:51, archived)
you should see the size of flanges on train
and they go all the way round too
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:02, archived)
and they go all the way round too
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:02, archived)
I work for an american telecoms firm
It's wall to wall bollocks
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:35, archived)
It's wall to wall bollocks
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:35, archived)
yeah, that's my world too
In today's telco we brainstormed the knowledge vectors for the maximum yield of synergies for the webinars we're designing, once the tool has passed UATs and been pushed to prod.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:38, archived)
In today's telco we brainstormed the knowledge vectors for the maximum yield of synergies for the webinars we're designing, once the tool has passed UATs and been pushed to prod.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:38, archived)
Everytime I hear these terms, a little part of me dies
We also have so many acronyms and initialisms. In some cases they use the same one to mean two different things. It's a fucking madhouse.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:40, archived)
We also have so many acronyms and initialisms. In some cases they use the same one to mean two different things. It's a fucking madhouse.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:40, archived)
each doc I write has to define those acronyms
Last doc had 3 pages of them :(
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:42, archived)
Last doc had 3 pages of them :(
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:42, archived)
Motorola's documents all contain the phrase "TLA is the TLA for Three Letter Acronym"
and this is why America must lose the next world war.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:48, archived)
and this is why America must lose the next world war.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:48, archived)
It's pretty easy really, you just say whatever bit is broken and add 'itis' on the end.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:37, archived)
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Fuzzy matches, TM alignment, clean and unclean documents, price grids and HTML tagging.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:40, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:40, archived)
I dealt with a few fuzzy matches today, cleaned them up and pushed them through SVN
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:43, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:43, archived)
Tits: Chesty mum-nuts
Wanky wanky: Pull it til it cries
Bumhole: hole on my bum
White piss: product of wanky wanky
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:46, archived)
Wanky wanky: Pull it til it cries
Bumhole: hole on my bum
White piss: product of wanky wanky
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:46, archived)
What was the pan-faced bus driver bird who used to post on here?
She got proper upset with me on the Facebook for teaching her the highway code.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:54, archived)
She got proper upset with me on the Facebook for teaching her the highway code.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:54, archived)
That's the fella.
Full of the joys of spring that one. Makes grrrmachine look like Peewee Herman.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:04, archived)
Full of the joys of spring that one. Makes grrrmachine look like Peewee Herman.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:04, archived)
I remember her
Yeah, constantly moaning about driving people around in a bus. Some might argue that perhaps she should've got a different job.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:43, archived)
Yeah, constantly moaning about driving people around in a bus. Some might argue that perhaps she should've got a different job.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:43, archived)
What was your first ever date like?
I took a girl to see Goldeneye
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:09, archived)
I took a girl to see Goldeneye
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:09, archived)
i'm 42 tomorrow, how the fuck would i remember something that probably happend 30 years ago
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:12, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:12, archived)
My first date was 20 years ago, I still remember it like it was yesterday
Margate Dreamland cinema was that bad.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:13, archived)
Margate Dreamland cinema was that bad.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:13, archived)
i remember going on a bus to the end of the line and back again on a sunday with a girl once as a sort of date
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:16, archived)
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I did that on my first Polish date
took her home on the bus but we got on going the wrong way and didn't realise til we reached the terminus
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:17, archived)
took her home on the bus but we got on going the wrong way and didn't realise til we reached the terminus
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:17, archived)
we ended up living together for 4 years
so it must have worked somehow
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:19, archived)
so it must have worked somehow
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:19, archived)
there was very little to do on rainy cold days when i was a lad, cinema or bowling, both expensive
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:20, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:20, archived)
why did he wait two years to come forward with this eh...i like the last bit best, no other explanation
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14286184.Swanley_man_wants_people_to_realise_foxes_and_cats_can_be_best_friends/
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:29, archived)
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14286184.Swanley_man_wants_people_to_realise_foxes_and_cats_can_be_best_friends/
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:29, archived)
i clicked on this excitedly and it turned out to be less interesting than it sounded
www.newsshopper.co.uk/events/London/1132343.Event.Bottomless_Bubbles_at_Rise_46
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:34, archived)
www.newsshopper.co.uk/events/London/1132343.Event.Bottomless_Bubbles_at_Rise_46
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:34, archived)
imagine the screaming tarts attending that, all bubbly and fun girls, divorced and working it
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:36, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:36, archived)
25 quid for "endless" prosecco
which is probably 3 quid a bottle down co-op, you have to be well into your 8th bottle before that bargain starts paying off
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:41, archived)
which is probably 3 quid a bottle down co-op, you have to be well into your 8th bottle before that bargain starts paying off
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:41, archived)
This promotion is clearly aimed at the one lonely bloke who works in IT and desperately wants to fuck one of the bubbly secretaries.
Any of them. Even Margaret.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:04, archived)
Any of them. Even Margaret.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:04, archived)
only the very wealthiest gamers could afford such a thing
they're worth upwards of 35 pounds these days
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:32, archived)
they're worth upwards of 35 pounds these days
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:32, archived)
i don't know why people buy things like this, you are just asking to be robbed
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:30, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:30, archived)
you'd have to get it vinyl wrapped so it just looked like a normal one
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:32, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:32, archived)
i took a girl to see james and the giant peach at the cinema down by the marina
we rode our bikes and her twin sister followed us about halfway there to spy on us
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:23, archived)
we rode our bikes and her twin sister followed us about halfway there to spy on us
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:23, archived)
i was dating both of them at once for a bit but we were all in primary school so i don't think it counted
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:34, archived)
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lucky i have fucksocks on ignore or he'd want all the deets about this
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:38, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:38, archived)
You never know one day I might be able to clear my vast ignore list
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:56, archived)
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i liked it when people got all upset over their great mate tim dingle being called out as a walter mitty sex pest, then he proceeded to rob many of them, think they may owe me apologies
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:24, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:24, archived)
what has manolith's spreadsheet got to do with anything?
me not knowing something doesn't mean it's a secret, there's lots I don't know.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:41, archived)
me not knowing something doesn't mean it's a secret, there's lots I don't know.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:41, archived)
well its not really about you yet is it, don't try and rain on my parade
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:20, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:20, archived)
soz
I'll raise a delete request ticket for this post. No offence meant.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:21, archived)
I'll raise a delete request ticket for this post. No offence meant.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:21, archived)
when did singers stop doing that hiccupy thing?
pop music has never been the same since :(
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:26, archived)
pop music has never been the same since :(
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:26, archived)
First girl I went out with we went for a walk in the park by my dad's house.
First proper date was at the skatepark, I taught her to ollie. She didn't want to go out a second time.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:57, archived)
First proper date was at the skatepark, I taught her to ollie. She didn't want to go out a second time.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:57, archived)
should have taught her to 'pop shove it' if you know what i mean
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:00, archived)
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I made awkward shit chat feeling a bit spaced out from a cold.
I didn't want to reschedule as it had taken a fair bit of effort organising a time when we were both free and I didn't want to seem a dick. I doubt it'd have gone anywhere anyway. She was passionate about snowboarding and I think it's for cunts.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:58, archived)
I didn't want to reschedule as it had taken a fair bit of effort organising a time when we were both free and I didn't want to seem a dick. I doubt it'd have gone anywhere anyway. She was passionate about snowboarding and I think it's for cunts.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:58, archived)
Awkward shit chat, eh?
Did you have different favourites on the Bristol stool chart?
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:02, archived)
Did you have different favourites on the Bristol stool chart?
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:02, archived)
It's more telling than astrology.
Nobody wants to spend the next 30 odd years up to the elbow in u-bend trying to clear a stubborn type 2.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:07, archived)
Nobody wants to spend the next 30 odd years up to the elbow in u-bend trying to clear a stubborn type 2.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:07, archived)
"this one time I had to curl one out in the back of a Volkswagen"
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:04, archived)
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I did one on a hill in a forest behind a stone outbuilding a while back.
Having to keep from falling backwards into it and not piss up the back of my trousers was quite the challenge.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:09, archived)
Having to keep from falling backwards into it and not piss up the back of my trousers was quite the challenge.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:09, archived)
Ugh, really?
That's revolting.
I mean, we've all been caught short, I'm sure - but a Volkswagen?
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:25, archived)
That's revolting.
I mean, we've all been caught short, I'm sure - but a Volkswagen?
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:25, archived)
She kissed like a horse but let me feel her knockers through her jumper.
7/10 would touch breasts again
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:02, archived)
7/10 would touch breasts again
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:02, archived)
Seriously. It was like she was trying to eat an apple that was too big for her gob.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:06, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:06, archived)
They do have an appealing habit of hanging tits off of their fronts. Tits are great.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:27, archived)
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:27, archived)
I can't remember the first date but I've had some terrible first dates
because I let my guard down and ruin it.
One time I was at the cinema with a girl and completely forgot she was there and did this horrendous fart and tried in vain to make out it wasn't me.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:26, archived)
because I let my guard down and ruin it.
One time I was at the cinema with a girl and completely forgot she was there and did this horrendous fart and tried in vain to make out it wasn't me.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:26, archived)
I remember taking a girl to Old Orleans in Oxford many moons ago.
She wore a crushed velvet dress and moon earrings. That can't have been my first date though.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:31, archived)
She wore a crushed velvet dress and moon earrings. That can't have been my first date though.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:31, archived)
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