banned for shitposting, good fucking riddance(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 May 2016, 22:57,
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so is manolith dead or something then?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:12,
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Cock off you cocking fucksucker.Maybe yours will catch on.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:37,
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mongychops, Tue 17 May 2016, 21:48,
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no it you who is the prick mateand that is you well and truly told
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 21:43,
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Well done Grrrmachine you got him well told blud! Watching Attack The Block innit fam!
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 17 May 2016, 21:45,
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I am black you fucking nonce (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 17 May 2016, 22:08,
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well I enjoyed attack the block I thought it was great(
vladimir, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:30,
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Dailymail said that sappronos fella had his watch nicked as he died, $3000, it was a submariner date, only around 3k off there then (
mongychops, Tue 17 May 2016, 19:20,
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I see three dogs have died drinking lake water from a club lake in dartford, hope the fish are OK (
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mongychops, Tue 17 May 2016, 19:23,
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sorry to interrupt your sad monologue(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 17 May 2016, 19:25,
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first bit of honest work you've done in a while(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 19:34,
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what do you want, a blowjob off Sally Traffic?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 20:08,
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Narrow it down(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 17 May 2016, 20:13,
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Was watching a programme on tv a few weeks ago and a woman was on with a false eye and many years ago as a young child she had been playing in a sand pit where a doggy had done its poo, And yes she got it on her hands and rubbed her eye,, RESULT LOST HER EYE, THANKS TO YOU LAZY POO LEAVERS,
(, Tue 17 May 2016, 18:38, archived)
Dogs this week, teenagers next week, single men the next.... then mothers....... and then children will be banned too.
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$$ ✅, Tue 17 May 2016, 18:43,
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I know that story about the woman with the false eye is a tragedy (if true)But I was sniggering like a coon when I read it.
(, Tue 17 May 2016, 18:45, archived)
everyting is irie monbut nobody canna cross it
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 17 May 2016, 18:07,
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They're making some new Carry On filmswritten by the 'comedy' team responsible for "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps".
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 17 May 2016, 18:44,
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alsoTrainspotting 2: Last of the Summer Heroin
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 May 2016, 19:11,
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I went to school with the girl that wrote that shit. Hence why a lot of it was filmed in my home town.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 17 May 2016, 19:15,
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it was probably because that thread was racist in many ways (
mongychops, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:16,
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Fuck the able.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:23,
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Walking up the steps from the undeground!(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:26,
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It's easier to fuck the disabled. You just tip 'em out of their spacca-chariots so they can't get away.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 May 2016, 16:26,
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"It may be someone's bees that escaped from their apartment." lolwww.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14498376.BUZZ_OFF__Beckenham_High_Street_cordoned_off_after__swarm_of_escaped_bees__descends/
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mongychops, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:25,
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Or it might be DICKBEES!(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 May 2016, 16:26,
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sexy teacherswww.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14440246.Female_Bromley_teacher_guilty_of_sexual_activity_with_16_year_old_boy/?ref=ar
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$$ ✅, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:30,
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the dirty nonce sleeping with a 16 year old, hanging is to good for her (
mongychops, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:37,
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Promoted stories:"Woman drops her trousers and has a poo in broad daylight."
There's a video, for reasons I can't fathom.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:45,
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Sure they didn't just see mcbeef's manbun and assume it was a bird?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:46,
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All the cctv operators must know him, by now.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:48,
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delete this please(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:18,
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Your fault.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 May 2016, 16:24,
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hey did anyone answer my question?what's that "what's she gonna look like with a chimney on her" song all about?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:22,
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No mate.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 May 2016, 16:24,
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Domestic violence.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:24,
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makes complete sense now(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:31,
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I heard he would go door to door, offering to demolish houses with the wife inside, as a service to frustrated husbands.He was also known to do hit & runs with tractors.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:28,
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I got him mixed up with Fred Dinage for a minute there and was hella confused.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:30,
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Google says it's about people in Northern Ireland punching each other.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:39,
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Helter skelter(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:20,
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Elm Guest House(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:21,
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Something about rob, marine le pen, crack cocaine and sex toys(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:19,
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hi everyone would you like a sneak-peak at our post-NHS future? you would? of course you would.You'll be buying fish penicillin. look:
www.amazon.com/AMOXFIN%C2%AE-500mg-30-Capsules-Fish/dp/B01ATRBUZC/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
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vladimir, Tue 17 May 2016, 18:01,
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LunchThe two loud, cackling HR women have moved into the office directly behind my desk. If they don't shut the fuck up, there's going to be a problem. What is going to be a problem for you?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:00,
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Do they have orange faces?They sound the sort.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:01,
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They don't, but yes...they are 'the sort'one of them has a sister, who was invited to our company's last christmas do. I couldn't attend, but I was glad about this afterwards.
Apparently she got tipsy and was loudly dragging people onto the dance floor, inviting everyone to her upcoming hen-do, dancing on tables, the works.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:04,
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I've never been to a proper christmas party (I go to our team 'lunch') here.I stand by that decision.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:12,
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I'm not too fussed eitherMy missus likes it because it's a night out and they normally book somewhere quite nice
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:15,
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+ where she can get tipsy and dance on the tables(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:18,
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I'm still puzzling over your theory that someone is his own dad(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:55,
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^ mind blown buy unexpected twist(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:10,
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Chubby Checker taken in for questioning(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:11,
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The problem is i've been to other work things and you just end up making small talk with people you don't really want to speak to so as not to appear rude.Have you considered taking your missus on a night out you're in danger of enjoying instead?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:22,
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ain't nobody got time for that(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:25,
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So you'd rather go to something against your will than just say no or find something better to do?I don't think you have any right to complain.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:26,
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Nah, we do go out from time to timeIt's just this one is heavily subsidised
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:30,
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I'd rather spend more money in the company of people I like than less money in the company of people I don't.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:34,
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What am I saying, I don't like anybody.I'd rather spend my own money getting misanthropically pissed in the corner. Misanthropissed if you will.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:34,
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Oh, I will, don't you worry(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:36,
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One of our contractors used to like to get absolutely smashed then tell us (all employees) how he doesn't like us or the work but stays 'because you keep paying me so much money'.I liked him. He hated nearly everyone and refused to do any paperwork.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:46,
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I've resolved to never get proper drunk at a work doI've seen others do it, and have never lived it down. There was one when a colleague and his girlfriend had a disagreement of some kind, but she'd had several glasses of wine, so it ended in tears. LOL for me...not very lol for him.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:49,
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Yeah, that's another reason I don't go really; I think I'd be in danger of trying to get smashed to make it bearable.Sometimes when we go on project nights out people get half-cut and look rough the next day and I look reasonably normal. Which makes me worry if anyone's wondering how much I've consumed when I genuinely do look hungover.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:52,
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I need to bend some aluminium but I broke my vicehur hur, "bend"
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:01,
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Never begrudge a man his vices.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:03,
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My tolerance is at an all-time low at the moment(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:02,
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I tried, but he wouldn't see meI'm sure he muttered something racist under his breath
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:09,
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You terrible troll(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:44,
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on the bright side, you live in pompeythings can't get much worse
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MONO!, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:11,
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Maybe if you had tried harder in school you would have your own office(, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:04, archived)
He's his own worst enemy, that boy(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:09,
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Is there a chance the track could bend?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:26,
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haha yes, he is a bender(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:34,
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People have friday cakes right behind my desk.Not only do I have to listen to talking trite bollocks right behind me, I also get self concious about people seeing my screen while I'm skiving.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:04,
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I too sit near the cake areaIt's not too bad though, most of the people in my office are ok in small doses. The best one is the woman who inaccurately quote Monty Python every time. It must take more effort to get it wrong than to get it right.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:08,
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The problem with cakes though is that because most of the office there the conversation is naturally steered to 'safe' topics everyone can get on board with.Last week it was the topic of 'things that have been put in the wrong recycling bins', we've got someone coming round to audit our bins soon apparently.
Thankfully by the time it happens my first coffee of the morning has jump-started my digestive system and I go for a shit to get some peace.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:11,
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There are few things sweeter than getting paid to crimp one off(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:17,
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I'm a professional at it. 20 minutes standard.Once or twice i've had the sensor lights give up on me.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:24,
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We have automatic air fresheners in our lavsthe little 'pfft' makes me jump every time
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:26,
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the fat man outside my office I moved into, looking like he's going to make a problem.(
MONO!, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:10,
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the thing is, my hands are tiedthere's no way of me saying "could you keep it down a bit" without me coming across as a knobhead. I could get my boss to do it, I suppose. He's high enough up that no one would dare call him a knobhead
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:13,
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That'd make you a grass AND a knobhead though.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:14,
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I'd like to say that they wouldn't know it was mebut my boss (who is a bit of a knobhead) would probably tell them
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:16,
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'Hi guys, I didn't notice myself but Two Hats said it's a bit noisy out there. I don't mind some chatter but if other people are getting distracted then it's not on'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:25,
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just bang on the wall really fucking loudthat way you're not being a knobhead by talking to them but they'll get the message
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MONO!, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:33,
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you moved into a fat man?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:14,
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Shanghai style belly pork with mushroom stir fryI'm well posh me
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:16,
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sounds alrightCheese & pickle sandwiches here. Jel?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:17,
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A little - one can't deny the simplistic pleasures of a fine cheese and pickle sandwichUnless you're using shit cheese
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:20,
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of course I'm using shit cheeseI'm not made of money
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:25,
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By shit cheese I mean that individually wrapped plastic shiteCheddar is the same no matter what the branding says, bollocks to £5 a block Pilgrims Choice and all that nonsense
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:39,
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Ah, I seeNo, this is cheddar
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:47,
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*kicks massive packet of cheese slices down a big well*(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:51,
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How can you stay mad at her, though?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:31,
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burst into the office and say"Why don't you keep it down in here before I fuck one of you in the ass."
And walk out.
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$$ ✅, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:21,
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think you ought to delete this m8(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:22,
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i think i saw that porno too(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:25,
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delete this pls(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:26,
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you see that's the difference between you and me - you see a problem, whereas I see an opportunity(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:58,
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I usually take the opportunity to ignore it and hope it goes away by itself or someone else doing something about it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:00,
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how big is the growth now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:13,
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"Houston...we have an opportunity"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:01,
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things could've been so much different if they'd only thought outside the box(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:13,
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They'd have suffocated if they did that, wouldn't they?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:14,
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They had no business being in space in the first place(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:16,
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look we've been through this, you know they had to go none of us wanted it this way, but it was better than the alternative
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:22,
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^NASA apologist(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:24,
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What would've been so awful about the CCCP getting there first?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:31,
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Working from home so I have no problem(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:11,
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:12,
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that's a good ideado you have a link, please?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:25,
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wow it's like an insight into TH's mind(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:31,
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ok, so how do I use this?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:34,
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print it outcut a hole out
stick your cock through it
spin it round
whatever the tip of the penis points to is your mood
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$$ ✅, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:44,
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ApparentlyI'm powerful and appreciated
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:43,
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Stick it to a sheet of steel, cut around the edges and then sharpen. Then throw it at the face of anyone who upsets you.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:53,
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They're probably thinking of 'weltschmerz'(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:01,
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They're probably thinking "grumpy gus"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:02,
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They've also got sleepy under sad. I quite like that feeling.If I could feel like I do between presses of the snooze button all the time that'd be quite good I reckon.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:03,
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The Care Quality Commission is coming to inspect our practice and I've been told that I must tidy my desk. This is exactly the sort of thing that is destroying our beloved NHS and I'm considering strike action.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:49,
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stop moaning and do as you're told, you overpaid, inept, loafing civil servant(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:54,
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Technically I'm an independent contractor (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:00,
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you'd think by now we wouldn't still have to practice medicine, but you cunts just won't learn (
mongychops, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:01,
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Try to do a shit in every bin.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:05,
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Y'know, I've always thought shitting in someone's cat litter tray would make for a hilarious practical joke.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:58,
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Yes, you should dress as a cat to do it(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 May 2016, 23:14,
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Lock your door and deny access to the CQC,citing "patient confidentiality" if challenged.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:30,
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I dunno The LOVELY Hatso. I ain't really Mystic stuj you know.That's just my sideline to part gullible rubes from their money.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 May 2016, 14:29,
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But more to the point stujwhat did you have for lunch
THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR MY SPREADSHEETS
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:40,
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Tuna sandwich.I'm having cottage pie in a bit. it's gonna be LOVELY.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 May 2016, 15:54,
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but sagitarius is in the fourth house!!!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:44,
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if you word search this thread it contains my real name, i'm gazzing the mods, i wont have it (
mongychops, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:40,
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Monty Bender?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:50,
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Deleting subthreads is for paedophiles and Mumford And Sons fans.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:59,
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it's alright, it's all here:b3ta.com/talk/7937438
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:00,
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Thanks Grrry but THAT'S NOT THE POINT.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:02,
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They're both a scare story, cooked up by the media at the behest of the government.I mean, no one's ever met a Mumford & Sons fan, have they?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 12:24,
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Well...alrightbut keep your hands to yourself
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:22,
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I'm as honest as the day is long(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:30,
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Some of my CDs are beginning to perish.It's a good thing I ripped The Best Of Rave (vol's 1 - 4) when I did, as they've started to go brown.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:33,
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I stream all my music from home to my car.less dicking about with silly discs or putting up with shite on the radio
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MONO!, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:34,
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I still haven't worked out how to automatically copy files from an android phone onto a windows PCI might have to root my phone as this rate
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:37,
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because the car doesn't have its own internet connectionso getting files onto the hard drive is a cumbersome process
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:42,
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yeah, but if I'm transferring a few gigs at a time it really eats up my monthly data allowanceplus it's slow as fuck. So the phone gets tethered to the carPC via USB for data and charging anyway, so file transfer should be a simple extra, no? Obviously not.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:45,
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why have a HDD in the car at all?just stream it? or is polish 4G really shit?
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MONO!, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:01,
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This car regularly does huge international road tripsso I don't want to depend on foreign data networks for my music, especially when HDDs and memory sticks are so cheap.
At this rate I'll just use a 64Gb SD card for my music
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:03,
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That's a much better idea than using spinning discs.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:12,
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SSD mateno spinning discs for me
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:12,
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makes sense I suppose.could you fit it with a wifi adaptor and then just have it update your library whilst you're parked at home? or something?
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MONO!, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:22,
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It's got wifiunfortunately I live in a flat so I can't park it right outside. I might fight a high-gain antenna though, so if I can reach my router from 50m away.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:25,
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to be honest, this project was doomed from the start, if I were you I'd just buy a few CDs (
MONO!, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:29,
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Why wouldn't you root your phone?That said, I haven't bothered rooting this one, yet.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:43,
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I'm just scared, momuI might root my old Xperia to see how it's done, and then take the plunge once I've got some confidence.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:49,
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Yeah, I've made a point of only doing it with old phones, so far.Lots of step by step guides on the net, though. I've an old Xperia Mini that i haven't nuked, yet - screen's cracked, though, so I might not bother.
Got to knock my Nexus7 back to KitKat, this week, as it still can't manage Lollipop. Stupid cut-price RAM chips.
#fascinatingmonstermunch
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:56,
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To toot my meizu I just go into the settings and press a checkbox to say 'superuser privlage' and enter the password I used to sign up with it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 13:37,
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Stop pooing on them, then.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:35,
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If you can think of a better use for that Ace Of Base album, I'd like to hear it.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:38,
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More like ARSE of Bass, right?(It is 'bass', I believe, not 'base'. You gay spaz.)
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:52,
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I sneer at your weak knowledge of Swedish pop.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:02,
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Fucking hell, it is I who is the spaz.A gay one, at that, who loves it up the bum-bum from other gay spazzes.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:06,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:09,
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Hey, Nazis deserve sympathy as much as anyone else.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:32,
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i better start ripping my cd collectioni'll do them in order, so i'll start with now 22 and finish with now 91
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:36,
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Wow, I never knew they had CDs in 1922.Bet there's some great jazz on that one, though.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:53,
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I've started doing mine (up to the S's now) but most of it's all on spotify now so I'm not sure if there's any point.One of my mates gave me some records. Most of them were awful but in amongst it is smash hit's best of rave with things like Betty Boo (doing the do) and Black Box's ride on time. I've not played it.
If only it had things like Sons of a Loop Da Loop Era on it instead.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:39,
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Between Best Of Rave and Deconstruction Classics, I'm not sure I need anything else.My Deezer account has rendered the entire ripping process pointless, though (X-Files DVDs, all over again).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:47,
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Can I ask why you chose deezer over spotify?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:59,
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Free with my mobile contract.Still trying to work out if it's something I'd want to pay money for.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:05,
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One day my kid will go through my old CDs like I did with my parent's vinylonly instead of Little Eva and the Tornados, it'll be Gothenburg-scene death metal and she'll grow up listening to hip hop as a form of teenage rebellion :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:40,
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i have a vision of the near future,with neatly turned out and well spoken 16-year-olds going "aw grandad stop embarrassing me" while the tattooed old man in a biker jacket goes overturning bins shouting "fuck the police!"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:50,
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The tattoos will be of X-Men and Pokémon and Link from the Zelda gamesand Gramps will get hugely irritated if anyone misidentifies Link as 'Zelda', like nearly everyone does.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:57,
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GOTTA GO FAST*puts hip out*
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:09,
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Aside from Elton John and Fleetwood Mac,Manhattan Transfer was my favourite find amongst the parents' vinyl.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2016, 10:51,
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My dad's got some alright lp's.It seemed to go all to shit in the 80's where he joined Britannia music club and seemingly started listening to Simply Red and Jimmy Nail.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:00,
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alright The Doveston. Are you still a constant disappointment to your Dad, The LOVELY Gobbo?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 May 2016, 11:34,
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yeah probs(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 May 2016, 11:43,
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Pre-Morning thread for premature mornaculators (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 May 2016, 6:56,
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it's never early for me m8morning
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 6:57,
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How's it? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 May 2016, 7:02,
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s'all good hereinstalled the carpc screen last night, that's a big milestone for me
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 7:08,
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Mongy is the man to tall to about carp m8(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 May 2016, 7:14,
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he's never seen the inside of one tho, has he(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 7:20,
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If you take my advice there's nothing so niceas fucking a fish by the river.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 May 2016, 7:31,
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And I thought these things smelled bad on the outside!(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:02,
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get up (before the night is over)(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 May 2016, 7:01,
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Morning (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 May 2016, 7:15,
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You alright?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 May 2016, 7:42,
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yeah you?soz got distracted by Work Things
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:23,
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Look, I've got to go do some work.I know I should reply to everyone in a morning thread, but I can't because you're all still lazy in bed. So just pick a western morning pun, copy paste it to yourself as a reply and pretend I did it. Alright? Alright.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 May 2016, 8:20,
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alright Windy, I'll take it from here(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:21,
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I can morning to command(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:26,
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I had a dream last night that I met Nigel Farage in a pub(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:28,
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was it one of thosesexy dreams?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:30,
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I'm sorry to report that it wasn't (
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:32,
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oh well better luck next time(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:32,
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"I had a dream last night" is a song by the Butthole Surfers from Baz Lurman's Romeo and Julietwhich basically means you dreamt about fucking a 14-year-old girl up the arse while dressed in disco drag, you sick cunt.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:31,
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I quite like the Butthole Surfersthere
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:32,
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Well this changes everything(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 May 2016, 8:33,
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Well thank you allIt was extremely satisfying that all the old guard came out and replied to my earlier post.
Well, a bit satisfying anyway. Enough for me to crack a semi.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 May 2016, 23:13,
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never said this to anyone here b4but you insisted on it so: fuck off and sweet dreams. I hope you're happy. transmission end.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 16 May 2016, 23:21,
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Hey now, this is a serious messageboard for grown-up serious people.We'll have less of that "may I have a beefburger" style youth-talk here, please.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 May 2016, 21:45,
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Good the fat pig(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 May 2016, 22:24,
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You're just jelly of his massive plonker.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 May 2016, 23:17,
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What the fuck's going on?Last time I was here, it was a snakepit of vitriol and hate. I come back and it's turned into the bastard love-child of fucking Mumsnet and the worst of Living TV. I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed you bunch of benders with your bendy circle jerk.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 May 2016, 19:27,
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we were only cunts when all the needy whingy spastics needed to be bullied off the boardbut you're back now, so we can fire up the hate again
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 19:32,
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TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY SAMMI! AKA MRS BROADSWORD!(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 May 2016, 20:18,
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I heard they had a kid and it is a retard, she hasn't yet (
mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 20:20,
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Apparently it has Down's syndrome, severe autism, spinal bifida and a cleft palate.Quite the Nietzschean übermensch, given the parentage.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 May 2016, 21:49,
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You fucking stupid fucking cunt(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 19:34,
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Basically, she suffered from, er, what was known in-, in the medical trade as 'lobsters-up-the-arsehole'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 19:43,
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Lobsterisimus bummerkisimus(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 19:45,
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I can'tYour wife has them.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 May 2016, 19:45,
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you don't seem to have a stick up your arse, I like that(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 16 May 2016, 19:43,
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I doIf I'm going to have piles, I might as well aggravate them on a daily basis
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 May 2016, 19:46,
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all the cool people left m8now its just a handful of autistic paedophiles
pathetic
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It seems soWhere's Dr Shambolic for example?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 May 2016, 19:45,
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He hanged himself after his wife left him, taking the kids. That's what I heard anyhow.
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Hanging's too good for him(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 May 2016, 20:53,
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12/F/Grimsby(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 May 2016, 20:47,
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QOTW is over there: --->(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 19:57,
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Dear monster munchYou are receiving this message because you subscribed to CAR-PC CHAT.
The project has now evolved from this to this.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 20:09,
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Progressing nicely, then?Replacing all the fan controls is a nice touch. Is the touchscreen functional, yet, or pining for that cassette deck?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 21:34,
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It's just a placeholder while I run some cables along the length of the carI've had it all working on my desk; I just need a day to build some brackets and to solder on some plugs and shit.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 21:55,
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For your next trick,you could buy the PC first, then build a car around it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 22:23,
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well I certainly don't need to take this abuse from someone who chose their username off the bloody shipping forecastif you can't deal with your lack of rebellion and meek acquiescence to the ordinary world don't lay it on me, grandad
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vladimir, Mon 16 May 2016, 19:58,
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Grandad? You've been here longer than I
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 May 2016, 23:09,
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Yeah, we took all the whiny crybaby spastic bedwetters like you and 'Evacuated them to the East'.I guess seeing as you were obviously too fucking retarded to even board the train, we might as well keep you as our token gimp now. BARK GIMP! BARK!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 May 2016, 20:11,
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That's better(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 May 2016, 20:49,
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I remember you, you were in the newsletter for something or another, dunno lol(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2016, 20:41,
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I fucking owned that newsletterI printed them out and filed them.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 May 2016, 20:51,
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YES THAT'S RIGHT WELL DONE(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2016, 21:05,
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ond printed them outAll the yoot say it.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 May 2016, 21:06,
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oh no, we've failed to impress some simpering gonad that stumbled back in here because r/tentacleporn is downeveryone go home to your families; it's over
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 21:29,
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If only this board had a mod to ensure everyone acted in a civil fashion towards each other.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 21:54,
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