Just terminated a 2.5 year contract with a client from hellEver been fired?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:33,
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Sort ofI led a document retention team for a defence contractor. They were all lazy, piss taking cunts to a man. If I were a better manager I could've whipped them into shape, but I wasn't, so I got fired.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:36,
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you're not fat, it's document retention?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:43,
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quiteAnd it'll be 30 years before I can shift any of it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:49,
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It was ok at the timeIt was my first job after I left retail, so I fucking loved it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:48,
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I'll never go back to working in a supermarket fucking hated that job.
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$$ ✅, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:50,
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my last one was ClintonsThere are so many things that I hated about that job, and so many ways that it affected me personally, that I can't even go into it. Suffice it to say, I had to leave, and have never looked back.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:55,
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"I did not have sexual relations with that bearded bald man"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:57,
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you can't fire me, I quit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:38,
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but I've already accepted another post(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:41,
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good reminderHas the Dovestone's fence fallen over yet?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:43,
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NopeLeaving before canning sometimes is the best option
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:39,
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That's what this meeting was likebut I'm still left with that frustration you have after a bad breakup, where you want to call your ex and scream an itemised list of all the cuntish things they ever did.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:42,
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just think though, the make up sex is going to be awesome(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:42,
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+byWell you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, oh Godby
And you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh Godby
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:47,
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carefulthis'll end up with people quoting simpsons episodes all over again
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:53,
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slow down, siryou're going to give yourself skin failure
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:55,
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^ redorkulated(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 10:04,
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This isn't the monsterometer! It's the frog-exaggerator!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 10:12,
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you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 10:25,
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I don't mind if you pee in the shower, but only if you're taking a shower(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 10:29,
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You mean you shouldn't do that?Oh
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:45,
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Drink a couple of bottles of wine and call them at about 1 amThen you will have resolved the issue with dignity
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:57,
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by all the posters leaving and you having nothing left to moderate?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:42,
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drinking on the job, or gross negligence?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:46,
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Sexual harassment of other male colleagues probably(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:47,
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well, at least his fingering days are over(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:53,
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Used to do a job in ChiswickWhere it was customary for the whole office to go to the pub at 1 on a Friday and return about 4ish absolutely hammered to finish work. You would have been embraced there.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:50,
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+ because they were mostly the touchy-feely type of drunks(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:54,
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Just added in the missing fact of it was only on FridaysAlthough the sales team would celebrate with a good 2 hour lunch just keeping a client on.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:55,
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I once quit at very short notice and they let me take my notice period as paid leave.Which was nice.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 10:00,
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paid leave
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 10:04,
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My hormones are all over the place.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 10:07,
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A couple of times, back in my young rebellious daysI worked at Subway for a couple of weeks in uni to make a bit of cash, then called the area manager a cunt, which prompted a full disciplinary hearing and hoo haa for what we all knew was going to be a dismissal.
The smirk on the face of the person taking the transcript of the meeting confirmed the accuracy of my statement, and I went on to work in my local, where calling the landlord a "bald punk cunt" was a casual greeting
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 10:11,
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No. Because I am not shit.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 10:15,
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hahahahahahaha(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 10:18,
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As a public serviceI will save your ailing scroll finger and answer the REAL question everyone wants to know
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:01,
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*Thought of the Day*He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb
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$$ ✅, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 8:34,
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"An old man stands naked in front of a mirror, eating soup. He is a fool."(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 8:36,
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°Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.°J.P. Sartre
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 8:39,
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I feel the same way about wednesday's(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 8:43,
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I'm not particularly fond of Mondays while we're on the subject(
H.B.Mupps, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:02,
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yeah, and now that you mention it, tuesdays and thursdays can do one(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:11,
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I was expecting monster munch to do the morning thread(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 8:35,
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sleep well sweet prince x(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 8:37,
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I hope this has taught you a valuable lesson.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:00,
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good morning mono(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 8:39,
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Overnight oats didn't work(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:07,
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I'll start a thread, but it's up to everyone to make it a proper one(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 9:33,
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I hope no one is expecting me to do the morning thread.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 6:28,
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hotfuck b. mupps?what's the b. for? bum? buttocks? aaargh, the suspense!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 8:26,
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there are 11 unnecessary words in this post(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 7:38,
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yes but you lost several fingers in a bacon slicer mishap(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 8:37,
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they sacked her as well!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 8:49,
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http://b3ta.com/talk/7965545(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 8:25,
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Evening SSG. Outbreak is on. Brilliant. What the fuck are you doing you cunt?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 0:30,
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THE FUCKING FOREIGN FUCKING SECRETARY?!?!(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 21:15,
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I think it's a superb choice(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 21:22,
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"er-er-er-er-er-well huLLOOO Mr Junkers, i-i-i expect yiw weren't expected to see me around here quite so soooooon"(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 21:23,
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I had to look and think twice when I saw the news.(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 21:50,
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our foreign secretary believes a Russian/Polish conspiracy between Putin and the EU Presidentwas responsible for the 2010 Smolensk crash, and that the Russians are hiding evidence of the bomb they used to cause the crash, which had nothing to do with inexperienced pilots trying to land a massive jet in the middle of a forest in thick fog with no radar.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 21:34,
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You really don't want the religious zealots we've got at the momentThis bloke was the last FM and oh, what's this, ex mumber of the Bullingdon Club? What a surprise. I wonder if there are any other Bullingdon Club Foreign Ministers around?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 21:48,
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I still can't believe places are banning abortions again.Surely that's something that should be left for the American right.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 21:53,
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It was never really legal here in the first placeOnly if the mother's health was at risk. There was a high profile case of a woman with detached retinas who was 99% likely to go blind if she delivered. She couldn't get the abortion, then went blind, and the government just shrugged and moved on.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 21:58,
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Well done, you're almost as backward as Ireland.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 22:02,
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It's a great place to livewell, it was, until last October. Now it really is a dystopian nightmare and I seriously considered moving back to the UK until oh wait ahahahaha
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 22:05,
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Seriously,if you're going to move to a new country then you're surely going to move to somewhere sunnier.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 Jul 2016, 22:07,
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Not a chanceI always wanted to be somewhere freezing, but I got turned down for the job teaching at a nuclear power station in Siberia.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 22:08,
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Husky racer in Norway?It's fucking raining here again. It never stops. Never.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 Jul 2016, 22:13,
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I studied icelandic and norwegian but there were no jobs in 2004I did an internship in Helsinki, but they offered me a one year contract with no actual salary so i moved to poland instead.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 22:37,
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scathing satire, right here(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 22:09,
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i should be on have i got some of the news for you(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 22:15,
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Yeah, although I guess as the architect of Brexit, he ought to try and sort it out. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jul 2016, 21:23,
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i'd prefer he went to sort out an active warzone tbh(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 21:36,
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He could do with a swift kick up the bottom.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jul 2016, 21:41,
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That's animal cruelty. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jul 2016, 22:10,
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This was my initial thought (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 21:32,
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At the back of my house is a pokestop , I'm spending coin to catch shit and level it up, all my neighbours are 70 (
mongychops, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 22:15,
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Not you too.I've never felt as old as I did reading about Pokemon in the Guardian today. I don't get it mongy. It's just going right over my head.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 Jul 2016, 22:18,
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I'm testing it as a 40 saink , it seems a bit scary, I live near a little wood, in which is a school where my kids went ( big school now, my son's still there) but I had a wander down the garden near the school and there are loads of fictional Pokémon, a(
mongychops, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 22:31,
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I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL FICTIONAL POKEMON.Fucking hell mongy. I've got no fucking chance.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 Jul 2016, 22:41,
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Not at all. There was a little squirrels looking one earlier, all grey, couldn't catch it tho (
mongychops, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 22:45,
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^ lets a black man wank on his tomatoes the sick fucking cunt (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 0:31,
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Totally pushing that prick down the board(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 17:58,
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I fucked up defending it, clicked a shit one, can't seem to change it (
mongychops, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 19:16,
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don't you just have to catch a better one?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 19:19,
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Oh and Mick went home told his kids I took the juicer so they walked down and stole it , they won't steal it when I chuck a grand at the game tomorrow (
mongychops, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 19:45,
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haha, kids need to learngrown ups always win
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 19:49,
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Just think, if you lived in the sticks you might actually have to take your kids to more densely populated areas to play it.Think for a minute how shit that would be.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 19:39,
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As I said I don't think it's a kids game, like coc or boom or any of the others , you need hard cash (
mongychops, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 19:43,
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You have to pay for it and walk about? Fucking hell.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 19:47,
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as far as i understand it, you don't HAVE to pay for it. it's just easier if you doy'know, like sex
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 19:50,
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Might go fishing tomorrow, bound to get them and that magik carp thing (
mongychops, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 19:56,
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i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/jkaomv3mcwapxryqlrdf.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 20:04,
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mr.h(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 18:17,
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So Len is off from Strictly next yearAlthough no word if he is giving up his lucrative contract on the US version. I'm sure the UK production staff will be happy, old Len has short shrift for doing second and third takes for recorded content.
When was the last time you were happy that a cantankerous old shit shuffled off from their well paid gig?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:21,
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I don't watch strictly because it appears to be drivel for mongs.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:24,
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+robert(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:30,
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+the big red dog
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:40,
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Irony, the one with all the dirt is the one that didn't get away(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:44,
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I swear to god I will thump you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:33,
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yeah, but black(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 14:05,
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that's given me the horn, thinking about that(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 14:15,
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pretty sure you could use this reply for any post(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 14:26,
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I have literally just proven that to be true(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 14:41,
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Good for youGoing to burn bridges or just vanish?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:40,
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I'm not going to straight up insult himbut the moment he stops being civil (which is highly likely) he'll get an itemized list of all his flaws, faults and interferences on the projects we've done together, and then I'll drop the mic.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:47,
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I bet you'll be gutted when his response is simply 'ok then'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:58,
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I'm starting with "what's your preferred outcome of this meeting?"If he says "that we no longer work together" then I'll shake him by the hand and walk out smiling. If he asks "to find out where the problem is" or anything that blames me, I'm going in all guns blazing.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 13:01,
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I lol'd at thatand then had to explain to Mrs Hats what it meant
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 13:26,
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Ditto the 'cream pie' gag in Sunny(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 13:26,
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lol, I love that episode.I watched the one where they went to Jersey Shore again recently.
Frank's Day is still one of my favourites.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 13:27,
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I don't think there are any episodes I actually dislikealthough the most recent series wasn't the strongest. Call-backs are essential to a show like that, but when it's almost entirely call-backs?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 13:58,
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I didn't like the callback ones, but there were several 'concept' episodes that were superb.The house in suburbia, franks day and the first cruise episode were all amazing.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 14:05,
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the suburbia one was ace the whole going crazy and getting angry at the polite neighbour was terrific
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$$ ✅, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 14:08,
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I think it's my favourite show of all time that's a fucking fact
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$$ ✅, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 13:28,
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Well you certainly sound sureand who am I to doubt you?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 13:52,
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I'll have a think about it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 13:58,
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if you ever dropped a micit'd land on your foot, you'd go 'owwie!' and hop about for a sec before falling over AND INTO a bin
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 14:00,
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You know what? Tesco have really helped me out recentlyI was having so much trouble with organising my fruit bowl, and they've made it so easy for me
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:46,
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That's better than their previous method of shrink-wrapping single bananas in polystyrene trays.If you're in tescos I HIGHLY recommend you buying some stroopwaffels, they're on offer at the minute I think.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 13:00,
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Oh yeah, I love stroopwaffelsGot introduced to those when Mrs Hats lived in France. Fucking lush.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 13:03,
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too sweet for meare they Belgian or Dutch?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 13:08,
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Dutch I think.I don't normally like sweet things but stroopwaffels are lovely.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 13:18,
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Roy hodgson fucking off, although big Sam and Bruce are shite (
mongychops, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 13:58,
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Big target man up front, hoof it upfield, heskey must be dusting off his kit (
mongychops, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 14:03,
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It is like a cat who has not only got the creamBut also the sodding farm so the cream does not stop. I can't stand the thought of Fat Sam being in charge.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 14:04,
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He was a right twatApparently
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 15:20,
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Depends which paper you get your information fromSome people think he was a decent sort with some very forward thinking ideas
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 15:30,
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STICK SOME MID-MORNING UP YOUR POOPER!!!How's today shaping up? I'm taking a half day to help deliver a horse to Winchester. What are you up to?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:40,
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Fiddled around with an anti-thump systemoo-er!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:41,
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I imagine someone like you would need an anti-thump system(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:42,
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woah hey what's that supposed to mean?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:42,
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that people probably want to thump you on a regular basissorry, was that not clear?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:43,
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Oh, I have no reason to hit himbut I bet he's a pain in the fucking arse at work
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:44,
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funnily enough, I'm handing in my notice tomorrow if the client doesn't fire me first(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:49,
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lolwww.libdems.org.uk/willybumfartknockers
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:00,
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like "plops" and "khazi"it seems thump knickers is a good search term for identifying Gilgy's accounts
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:56,
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I just hope he's ok:(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:05,
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bollocks parrot gazzed me a couple of weeks agoso at least someone's feeding him
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:20,
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i.imgur.com/wLM0wj5.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:23,
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maybe 2Can can make a Frankbotlike if there's been no new thread for three hours it autoposts either "Bored of that now", "just done a plop in the khazi", or, "I'd give [Random female sleb] a thump up the knickers".
It'd be the b3ta version of when IBM's Tay went racist.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:06,
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And by "stuck" you mean "fucking annoying and mental".(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:53,
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its almost as if he was annoying on purpose, still he was 10 times funnier than what we have now(
mongychops, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:11,
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I made a humourous Leonard Cohen reference in reply to your post about Pokémon Go in your pub.What more do you want?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:13,
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he must surely be due another returnhas he not got bored of that now with his synth building?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:14,
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Remember that time he called someone a prick? That was well lol.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:19,
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^still weeping at the loss of the only person he's ever cared about (
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:35,
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on this forum yes, i hate and despise the rest of you (
mongychops, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 12:45,
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ngbufydg5y h4 uh903uirjh(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:41,
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:49,
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Really can't be arsed with work at the momentNot feeling it. Bit miserable. Feel hungry, but might just be boredom. You?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:41,
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the thing is work *is* rubbishwhy can't we all just laze around doing stuff we like doing instead?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:43,
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I knowproblem is, I have a currency addiction. I'm not proud of it, but it's there.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:45,
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but what better way to boost the economy is there than me getting stoned all day and occasionally touching my winky?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:48,
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found your robot wars fanfictionwww.fanfiction.net/s/7875444/1/Nightmare-vs-BioHazard-vs-Magic-the-gathring
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:46,
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Jizz Midgetamazing stuff
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:48,
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there was another one crossing robot wars with tiny toon adventuresbut this was clearly the superior story
"and they all laughed. even bill nye"
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:01,
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Speaking of crushing nerderyI've recently learned that (according to the new star wars canon) after Return of the Jedi, the Ewoks went to work for the new republic as physical therapists. Disney, I swear to god.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:28,
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I wouldn't bother, they're not usually worth the Hubble.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:49,
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^I've got quite a bit to do work-wise, but none of it is inspiring anything other than ennui.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:50,
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Might keep an eye on this comments section, looks like it might kick offwww.hotukdeals.com/deals/ghostbusters-trilogy-4k-blu-ray-39-99-amazon-2479495
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:46,
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Pretty goodwas off work yesterday and Monday and came back to no backed up work, getting a new phone off a mate later today that actually works unlike the fossil I've been using for the past few months, and today marks the 5 week point until I go on holiday :D
How's things in the mid-19th century?
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:47,
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Work is getting in the way of annoying you lotWhich is a shame, as I thought I was going to be quite annoying today
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:51,
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tits or gtfo www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14615822.Woman__took_top_and_bra_off_in_playground__after_climbing_over_fence_at_West_Wickham_school/
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mongychops, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:59,
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'pickhurst infant academy' sounds like a school for wankers anyway(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:16,
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they're all going to be academies soonWon't be long before my kids will be going to PEPSI presents: School™
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:21,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:28,
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woahmine took too long because my stupid boss interrupted
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:32,
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why do they always insist on doing that?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:40,
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Don't see what the problem isGetting over a fence is hard work, I'd have de-topped
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:22,
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how about if you lie?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:28,
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What number is it?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:30,
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that IS pretty sweet(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:31,
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gonna take her to a wetherspoons for a cheeky carling or two(
$$ ✅, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:33,
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if she doesn't drop 'em by the end of the evening, then my name's not Twoford Hattington(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:36,
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No, you need to have some mystery in a new relationship(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 11:44,
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Morning mate.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jul 2016, 7:14,
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^ born too late to be a beach boy, born too early to start a beach boys cover band ^(
H.B.Mupps, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 7:23,
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I never liked the beach boysor surf rock of any kind
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 7:33,
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sums it upI do like the shred videos. Kiss and Creed were my favourites
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 7:47,
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I love the Beach Boysand surf rock of some kinds
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 8:54,
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I used to really not like it and an old housemate used to play a lot of it when they were pissed and it did nothing for me.But I'm starting to warm to it; I ended up with a beach boys lp and after listening to a load of 60's pop and garage I quite like it.
The Trashwomen do quite a good homage to it as well.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:45,
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Sorry mongy, I didn't know what I was startingThat Pokeymans Go thing though, eh?
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:34,
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*Thought of the Day*Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults. - Antisthenes
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$$ ✅, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 8:21,
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I'd like to hear what Sthenes says about this, so that I can form a balanced opinion(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 8:25,
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bushy bushy blonde hairdo(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 8:53,
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*slips on huarache sandals*(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 8:56,
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I see you wearing your baggies(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:10,
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My boys got new Nerf guns, this morning.They've promptly shot the green darts over the fence, into a hedge, never to be seen again. Stupid.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 8:59,
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Bonjour, Buongiorno and Guten Abend(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:13,
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b3ta.com/talk/7964442
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:16,
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Is it a bad thing I don't see "colour"? I just see people as people, but it worries me I'm being blind to my own "whiteness"?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:15,
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Sometimes I worry that I'm just *too* goodWhere did you copy that from, Tangled?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:21,
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Some thick bint's comment on a link a friend shared on facebook(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:24,
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NiceI wish Facebook didn't make me so angry. I love laughing at stupid things people say, but when it's people I know it just makes me sad.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:25,
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I narrowed my feed down to people who only say things that I agree withalthough this does make things very confusing when world events don't reflect the sound of my echo chamber
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:29,
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My feed is currently awash with dead dogs, thanks to an old acquaintance becoming a fairly militant vegan and picking dog meat festivals as her bête noire.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:36,
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Last time I was on there it was either "I'm not being racist, but..."or "The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants xxxxx" type bullshit.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:38,
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Oh, and LOADS of "REALLY sad today :("Then 20 comments of "U OK hun? I'm hear if u need me x"
Fucks sake.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:39,
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I found that if I blocked all the thick girls I went to school with, this sort of thing soon disappeared and now all my friends are boring old men like me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:42,
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My dad recommended blocking the people that annoyed mebut I found the only people left were the people who posted photos of their new patio doors.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:44,
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luckily I know a few interesting and/or intelligent people as well, so it's not all bad(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:53,
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not meI hate virtually everyone I know
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:54,
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oh and I've got manolith on there as well(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:08,
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I'm sorry to hear that(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:13,
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only so you can go through my photos for wank material though(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:16,
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I know a lot of middle aged women who feel the need to assert their confidence through the medium of vaguely passive-aggresive image macros.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:55,
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My friend no longer tweets Marilyn Monroe quotesIt might be because I pointed out that taking relationship advice from a manic depressive drug addict with serious self esteem and body image issues who KILLED HERSELF, is probably not the best way to go.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:57,
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"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." Fair enough when you're Marilyn Monroe and your best is world-class. Not so much when you're a mother of three who lives in fucking Hainault with your fat husband and stinking cats.
Lauren Bacall was better in every conceivable way anyway.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:59,
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lolAbsolutely
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:00,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/7847747
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:14,
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Good call about Bacall btw, I still would, even if she's a ginge.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:14,
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Oh I know these, they generally feature CAKE and CHOCOLATE and WINE and GIN and MOTHERFUCKING SWEARING,because you know, swearing, lol.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:16,
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Sorry Blue Star, you're alright really.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:18,
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Yeah, she loves animals SO MUCH, she's dedicated her time to showing us all what they look like when you lop their feet off and roast them.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:41,
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There are an awful lot of people who enjoy the trappings of social justicebut as for actually doing anything about it, not so much
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:42,
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there are some who don't seem to understand what social justice even means,they just like being on that team and enjoying all the personal benefits of belonging to that community.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:48,
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*draws a CND symbol on jeans*done
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:58,
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Holy shit, The Daily News is reporting that the world's entire stock of nuclear weapons has suddenly vanished!(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:01,
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One man CAN make a difference(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:04,
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As a non-gender-binary meta-sexual trans-poly-persyn Pokékin,your use of the word 'm*n' offends me to the very core of my being.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:13,
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Anyone who comes out with this shit should be given a verbal dressing down from Genesis P'Orridge.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:14,
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You should read some of the stuff friends of Evil Lu post on Facebook sometimes.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:24,
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weirdly, when i started working herei caught a glimpse of someone's facebook and saw her name. i asked how she knew lu and it was for some sort of online sex stuff. small world, eh?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:26,
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Oh I chat to her fair regularly.She's totally open about what she does.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:31,
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Twitter is full of peoplewho have basically that as their bio
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:26,
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i have only ever seen it written mockingly(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:28,
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i'm told Tumblr is worse,but i've never been on Tumblr
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:30,
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There's a lot of Poe in the mocking stuff.There are corners of Tumblr where people are actually like that.
The thing is, the people who mock it are as big a dickheads as the people who take it seriously so I'm not sure there's much point wasting any time worrying about the distinction.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:31,
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To her credit, she has been picketing the relevant embassies.Not sure what the Korean ambassador makes of it all, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:59,
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I like to imagine him throwing a lavish 'reception', only instead of big pyramids of Ferrero Rocher,they're actually deep-fried dog's balls.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:34,
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It's called 'slacktivism' along with faux-outrage, it's very big in 2016.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:01,
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*subscribes**enjoys undeserved sense of self-satistfaction*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:02,
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does faux-outrage cover these peoplewho go on about how terrible Ghostbusters 3 is even though they haven't seen it, and get furious when people who have seen it say they actually thought it was quite good? Or are they genuinely outraged? If so is there another term for that as well?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:14,
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I don't know if there is a term for that.But I think it involves being an angry manchild.
It usually happens with most reboots, but with fewer sexism.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:37,
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Don't know if she still does it, but she used to have a handbag full of different mobile phones, on account of her running an escort service.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:00,
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I love people who say 'you shouldn't eat meat if you haven't killed and butchered it yourself'.Alright then, off you fuck to a foxconn factory before spouting this bullshit through your iphone, you stupid cunt.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:54,
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You see, my attitude isI wouldn't ever kill anything that I wasn't willing to eat.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:01,
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don't knock it 'til you've tried it, m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:07,
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don't you find that they wiggle and wriggle and tiggle inside you though?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:16,
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I no longer have a cat, if that's what you mean(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:18,
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I recently found a live spider in my cornflower but I just scooped it out and used the cornflour anyway.As the shops were shut.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:43,
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not sure i'd be willing to eat Boris Johnson tbh(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:18,
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This is why I'd never kill himHe's probably riddled with genetic abnormalities
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:19,
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oh i would,and then i'd feed him to Michael Gove, who i'd also be keeping in an oubliette. It would be deeply symbollic, maybe win some sort of art prize.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:25,
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I don't know if it's art, but I like it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:32,
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Do you have a Kickstarter that I could throw money at?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:32,
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yeah, a guy called rob schrab did that on my twitter feed a few days agowait, dead dogs... are you friends with spanishfly on facebook?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:47,
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Does he have fantastic tits and enjoy pole dancing?If so, then yes.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:02,
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yeah wellWhat exactly happened there? I heard that he'd lied about money, or something?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:14,
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sounded like the get out clause she was looking for if you ask mewhich I think you just did
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:42,
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This new DangerMouse is too PC for my liking.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:12,
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At least she's consistent.My favourites are the ones who happily eat any animal they find in the chiller cabinet in Sainsbury's but go ballistic at the idea of Chinese and Koreans eating all those poor widdle doggy-woggies.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:59,
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I have people close to me who gag when I say about the sashimi and offal that I eat regularlyyet they buy "25 for a quid" sausages from Iceland.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:03,
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When I was at university I pretty much lived on them for a few months.Lucky to be alive really.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:04,
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I don't have a problem with people eating that sort of shit, it's up to themIt's the willful ignorance of what they're putting into their bodies. They won't eat fresh fish from the fishmonger, but they'll eat the "arseholes and earlobes" chicken nuggets in the freezer section.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:06,
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I mostly cook everything from scratch.But do enjoy a good bit of shite food every now and then.
You can't beat a chicken kiev or a fish finger sandwich once in a while.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:09,
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I do like a kiev, I won't lie Gormo(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:15,
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Well now I want a chicken kievor possibly push the boat out a bit and go for a chicken cordon bleu.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:29,
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Cheap sausages are the best sausages.Especially when you get them at a greasy spoon and they've been deep fried.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:15,
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Yeah, you don't want fancy sausages in a fry-up.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:23,
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my mum thinks i'm terrible for eating ducks,because she likes ducks, but she'll eat a supermarket chicken that's been kept in a cage all its life with its beak cut off so it doesn't peck itself to death in despair.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:23,
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Sigh. People are stupid.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:27,
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This deserves props for the 'bete noire' gag, which I'm choosing to assume is intentional.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:08,
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I'll take credit for a joke I didn't realise I'd made, sure.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:14,
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~~~~<---->~~\o/~~.........HELP, I'M DROWNING........
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 9:57,
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Some cunt took my local before I could claim the gym (
mongychops, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:04,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 10:29,
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that is the questionwww.youtube.com/watch?v=dzyDTV6EzUs
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 3:22,
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hey ssg - i'm out of jokeshow are you? you can't say ok.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 21:53,
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Hiya.Too bad I missed Bou. It would have been good to catch up.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 22:13,
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Wotcha.Bit sore from hayfever, but can't really complain.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 22:29,
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You all right?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 22:29,
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Alright Neptune (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 23:22,
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Perhaps Neptune you could shed some light on why all the decent posters of /talk left And now everyone is baldmonkey
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 1:24,
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Alright love (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 23:22,
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Lol blanked (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 13 Jul 2016, 1:24,
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Totally pushing that prick down the board(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 18:02,
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Tiny fucking penus(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 18:15,
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He's my favourite rapper(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 19:15,
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Push the board up your pooper(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 18:22,
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Seeing as it originated from there I'd call that a fine idea.(
PooPants, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 18:24,
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Rob is Horbs anus? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 18:48,
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Is this an anagram?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 18:55,
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Always(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 18:59,
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Ram your thread down your japseye, shitlord.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 18:39,
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We all do , he can't still be unfruity at the EU thing (
mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 19:27,
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vlad. if you're out there, give us three rings so we know you're ok(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 19:44,
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Evening Mr H(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 20:24,
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Aww man, I go away for five minutes and I miss the reappearance of Bou.I miss all the good stuff. :(
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 17:56,
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Don't I know you from the cinematographer's party?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 18:12,
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Yay! Squeee!!! *GLOMPS*(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 18:34,
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Inky Pinky Ponky, Daddy Bought A DonkeyDonkey Died, Daddy Cried :(
Inky...Pinky...Ponk-y
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 17:59,
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He didn't suffer, that's the main thing(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 18:09,
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Wow, that was quickthe banhammer, I mean.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 16:55,
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i work fastyou know, when i can be bothezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 17:18,
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I was never around for bou, am I missing out?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 17:13,
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nope,it'd probably sound fun in retrospect but she was a nightmare. i wasn't a mod back then but she sure made life difficult for cr3 and the like by harassing people on and offline, posting personal shit, etc
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 17:16,
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I was told cr3 was a spineless cunt.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 17:18,
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He seems to do technology for some barley-esque internet press stuff these days.The ones that aren't vice.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 17:19,
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Buzzfeed? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 17:25,
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by who though?and i think you might mean 'chinless'
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 17:19,
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That was it, Chinless. I honestly don't remember who said it, but it wasn't anyone I'd believe, my interaction s with cr3 were minimal but pleasant.With the south Africa ban, would it not be pretty east to get around with a region unlocker thing like people do for Netflix US and so forth.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 17:24,
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Ip Dip, Dog ShitFucking Bastard, Silly Git
You will....not...be...it.
There
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 17:52,
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Hello everybody Bou here.
The One.
The Only.
Untiiiiil the African ban goes up again (from Brexit type "leave"people)
Fascists. ;)
Hello.
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 16:55,
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I got my girlfriend diamond earrings for her birthday last yearwhich it turns out she'd always wanted and it seemed like I really *got* her and was an awesome boyfriend. It was in fact a complete fluke, I just figured jewellery was a safe bet.
Now I have set the bar way too high and am stumped for a present this year. Any ideas?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 14:42,
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I was definitely not about to type exactly this.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 14:45,
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that would avoid the "not as good as last year" judgementalthough I suspect that loophole exploitation is not a sound basis for a relationship.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:05,
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Take her down the dog and duck for pie and a bunk up in the bogs.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 14:46,
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And leave her dead body there?I know your game.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:14,
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A Hopi arsecandle, perhaps./ac
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 14:46,
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Yoni massage session in front of a professional videographerif she doesn't like it, tell her she doesn't really *get* you and that she's clearly not an awesome girlfriend.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 14:50,
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Ewwwww(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 14:57,
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i'll have sex with her for a tenner£15 if she's an uggo
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 14:59,
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did you go to the fanzone in the end?i heard it was shit
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:04,
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Was in the stadiumWill send you a pic up there of my seat, it was pretty meh but the performance didn't help. Although actually seeing people finally interested in the football team was great. No word from FAW about World Cup packages yet, thought they would have capitalised on it.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:07,
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it was the death knell having it in therei hope they don't have any of the world cup qualifiers in there
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:10,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_FIFA_World_Cup_qualification_%E2%80%93_UEFA_Group_D
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mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:10,
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yeah, they ain't planning to at the mobut there's a lot of clamour from the bandwagoners about moving some games back to the millennium stadium
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:13,
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No, no, and thrice noGet Cardiff City stadium rocking, that's what is needed.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:17,
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Intriguing idea but I'm not sure how interested she would be in Wales vs Moldova(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:13,
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MarriageShe wants marriage.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:00,
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you did me a randomburn cd years agowant me to post it back so you can give it to her?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:02,
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I've got the 2009 one of those from lighty as well!(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:03,
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the only other one i remember getting aside from blue star was mikewozereand he hadn't paid proper postage so i had to pay for the fucking thing
|¦:¬D| indeed
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:19,
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Someone sent me one with a nice hand-drawn inlay and stuff.Can't mind who it was from but I dunno if I ever listened to it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:27,
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I was pretty good about doing it if I signed upUNLIKE SOME PEOPLE
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:31,
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I sent mine out eventually.I only got 2 or 3 back though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:31,
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That sounds idealMind you I still have that computer in the spareroom, the playlist is probably still on it. #hoarder
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:03,
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You're rightWomen are shit at ironing, why would they need an ironing board cover?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 16:22,
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Can I get them diamond studded I wonder?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:32,
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Box of wine and a kebab(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:32,
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who wouldn't!(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:37,
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You know you should get marriedIt is what she wants
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 15:38,
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or any reptile, reallyI'd like a box full of reptiles
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 16:10,
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i'd be happy with a pythonor another tarantula
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 16:15,
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Yesssssswww.youtube.com/watch?v=jrANdklh5vw
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 16:11,
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fuck, he's creepy(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 16:19,
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spiders are pricks, thoughsnakes too
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 16:21,
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my spider was okshe used to sit on my shoulder and watch telly. the snake was a cunt, though, kept getting under the cabinet and tipping the whole thing up
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 16:25,
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yes, but the spider was ok(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 16:33,
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What am IFUCKING NODDY?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 16:19,
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I love how well Julia Davis manages the 'dead behind the eyes' look here:www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGex0kLgNok
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 16:22,
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and ladders(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 16:19,
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I'm listening to the Godfather soundtrack nowhow has a /talk thread influenced your day?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:15,
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I listened to the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack the other day after we talked about it on here.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:16,
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You inspired my adventures in cheesey toasted treatsDid it with a baguette at the weekend. Fucking marvellous. I'm getting through the jalapenos a bit quick, though. We're caning two jars a week now. It's becoming a problem.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:18,
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lol did it with a baguette
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:20,
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I'm glad you embraced it.I had several fish finger baguettes over the weekend seeing as it's relevant.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:22,
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looks a bit too disco for my tastes(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:25,
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queen of our hearts :'( never forget(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:26,
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It's often forced me to go and do some work because you're all so shit.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:18,
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oh come on now, really(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:19,
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I'm trying to see the world like MONO!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:26,
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I fear your bumhole will never be a national institution pigster, no matter how hard you try :((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:00,
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:10,
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listening to the taxi driver soundtrackjust to put me in the mood
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$$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:24,
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Godspeed, brave soldier x
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:26,
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For a bit of the old in-and-out?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:27,
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They're showing highlander at the cinema at the weekend.Think I'll be going to that.
There's another one with a good soundtrack innit.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:26,
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I've never seen itand the soundtrack looks as though it is by Queen
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:31,
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Gimme The Prize is 'TH's Highlight' from that album(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:32,
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That'll be good, thatI love seeing old films at the cinema. I saw a midnight showing of The Exorcist a few years back. At first I was worried because LOADS of people turned up, having spent the whole evening in the pub. Fortunately most of them had fallen asleep by the time the film had started.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:31,
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Yeah, I've been going to the cinema quite a bit of late.Another couple of old ones I'm tempted to go to are Strangers on a Plane and The Glass Cell.
What I'd really like is for them to show some of the classic noirs though. It'd be great to see the likes of The Big Sleep, The Maltese Falcon and Double Indemnity on the big screen.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:35,
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Yeah, that would be pretty cool(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:36,
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"I have HAD IT with these MOTHERFUCKIN' STRANGERS on this MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!!!"(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:34,
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I saw a midnight showing of Reservoir Dogs after the pub and found it confusing and shortbecause I only saw the first and last 10 minutes, having passed out for the rest.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:47,
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We once tried to watch no country for old men when we got in from the pub.It was one of those old torrents that came in two parts and I stuck part two on by mistake. Nobody noticed it appeared to be mid film but nobody had a clue what was going on. We gave up about half an hour in.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:54,
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we might hit the 8,000,000 post milestone sooner than we think (
$$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:28,
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I'm doing all I can to help(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:31,
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he was truly a modern herosadly misunderstood within his own lifetime
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:37,
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most geniuses are(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:37,
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Including them, yes(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:48,
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i keep sliding further and further into depression(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:29,
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that's the spirit!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:31,
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Drugs can helpSome people say they don't but they're probably not taking enough of the right ones.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:38,
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results (i did some rearranging, there's more value on advancing by winning a game than through penalties now)Finish Position Country No. User
1 Champions Portugal 12 Windy Pig
2 Runners Up France 13 broadsword
3 Out in Semi Finals Wales 7 SS
4 Out in Semi Finals Germany 20 MONO!
5 Out in Qtr Finals Italy 8 mongychops
6 Out in Qtr Finals Belgium 19 Sir Sand GOBLIN
7 Out in Qtr Finals Poland 16 Moon Girl Technologies
8 Out in Qtr Finals Iceland 15 Major Turd
9 Out (Round of 16) Croatia 9 2 Can Chunder
10 Out (Round of 16) Spain 23 artifus
11 Out (Round of 16) Switzerland 11 Two Hats
12 Out (Round of 16) England 24 monster munch
13 Out (Round of 16) Hungary 1 Mr. Tea
14 Out (Round of 16) Republic of Ireland 21 Reverend Fister
15 Out (Round of 16) Slovakia 4 wimbley
16 Out (Round of 16) Northern Ireland 3 Gormo
17 Out (Group Stage, 3rd) Turkey 5 brian clough's pitchside guffs
18 Out (Group Stage, 3rd) Albania 14 tangledupinblue
19 Out (Group Stage, 4th) Romania 10 Richard mcbeef
20 Out (Group Stage, 4th) Sweden 6 Smash Monkey
21 Out (Group Stage, 4th) Czech Republic 2 The Doveston
22 Out (Group Stage, 4th) Austria 22 manolith
23 Out (Group Stage, 4th) Russia 18 spanishfly
24 Out (Group Stage, 4th) Ukraine 17 Grrrmachine
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:31,
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i think he prefers facebook nowhe can spout all the bullshit he likes and not get called as many names
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:39,
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you sure can, champYou just gotta BELIEEEEEEEEEVE
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:37,
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yeah just keep rubbing it in(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:39,
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look, the important thing isit wasn't mono or 2 can that won.
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:40,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:41,
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Oh golly gee, I'm well chuffed.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:54,
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congratulations hun xxx(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:04,
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media.giphy.com/media/iukBN3o6OX3Vu/giphy-downsized-large.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:45,
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is that from the gang desperately tries to win an award? that's my favourite episode ever
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$$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:48,
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It hasn't yetBut there is potential
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:36,
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Although today I have listened to Bruce Springsteen's Nebraska for the first time today and it has struck a deep chordWhat an album
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:40,
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Have never been a big fan of The BossBut I get it why people go OTT about him now.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:45,
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Good album that.It was supposed to be a demo for new songs, it was recorded on a Tascam portastudio and downmixed (at the wrong speed) into a ghettoblaster he'd previously dropped into a swamp and dried out on his porch, the tape had rattled around bare in his jacket pocket for months.
He couldn't get the E Street Band to replicate the brooding misery that was present in his recordings so asked the engineer if they couldn't just release the tape itself.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:45,
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Interesting fact(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:51,
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I start each morning with a mouthful of Gormo's oats.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:39,
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i think you're supposed to leave them in overnight(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:46,
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Dawn of the Dead soundtrack nowalthough this decision wasn't directly influenced by a /talk thread
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:41,
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momu mentioned it in the sequel postit counts
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:46,
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I didn't see that but maybe my unconscious mind did
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:55,
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And Assault on Precinct 13.The soundtrack is the best bit of that film
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:06,
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this has slightly redeemed some of your other suggestions in this threadcoincidentally, I picked up this for £3 in a little shop in Hay-on-Wye on Sunday
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:17,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:24,
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the record shop is not that good, but he clearly has no idea how to price the odd gem that may be in there if you can be bothered looking(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:26,
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The bloke in my local record shop seems to be a bit obsessed with soundtracks.He's always listening to one when you go in and often digs one out by one of the artists you're trying to buy, and tells you to buy it if you see it, in a way that implies the one in his hand is not for sale.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:29,
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Here's hoping after this music thread we can have a foood thread (
mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:30,
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Then politics, then maybe an old school mobile phone tariff thread (
mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:33,
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So basically you're going to get the needle about anything that isn't watch or fishing chat?Have I got this right?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:37,
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this isn't a music thread(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:40,
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I am quite hungry though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:44,
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It hasn't really put me in the mood but I'll give it a go (
mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:42,
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all of my threads are sex threads(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:45,
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I asked for some game recommendationsand I got some and played them and they were ok, which is convenient and I didn't feel like doing anything productive with my life anyway.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:31,
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SHIT IT UP YOUR CUNT(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 11:47,
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