I had to take my father in law to hospital last night
due to willy-related issues. When did you last go to a medical place?
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due to willy-related issues. When did you last go to a medical place?
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Haha
Oh dear, he shan't live that down. Well, my father in law certainly wouldn't, anyway. I'd remind him of it every single minute of the day.
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Oh dear, he shan't live that down. Well, my father in law certainly wouldn't, anyway. I'd remind him of it every single minute of the day.
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[text message recieved]
Alright m8. Remember when I took u to hospital coz ur cock broke? lol
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:17, archived)
Alright m8. Remember when I took u to hospital coz ur cock broke? lol
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:17, archived)
his cock weren't broke m8
he had a big chunk of his prostate removed and since then he can't piss. I drove him cos my car's got leather seats which are easier to hose down if needed.
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he had a big chunk of his prostate removed and since then he can't piss. I drove him cos my car's got leather seats which are easier to hose down if needed.
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He had a catheter in for a week
then they took it out and declared him ok, and his wife deemed him fit enough to drive the entire length of Poland for a family trip the next day.
Seems her diagnosis wasn't entirely accurate.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:25, archived)
then they took it out and declared him ok, and his wife deemed him fit enough to drive the entire length of Poland for a family trip the next day.
Seems her diagnosis wasn't entirely accurate.
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haha, a kid in my school had to go into hospital with a twisted bollock
obviously he wasn't reminded of this every day, oh no
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obviously he wasn't reminded of this every day, oh no
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Went to the doctors a couple of days ago, to answer your question
not willy rel8ed, tho
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not willy rel8ed, tho
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I had a tube down my nose last year to look at a throat lump.
Symls.
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Symls.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:19, archived)
couldn't they have just gone through your mouth instead?
up the nose sounds a bit kinky
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:26, archived)
up the nose sounds a bit kinky
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:26, archived)
Suppose there's less of a corner to turn plus they don't have to worry about gag reflex
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Had a growth on my tongue. Got it looked at after ignoring it for about 8 months. Wasn't cancer, sorry.
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when my other half forgot how to breathe for a bit
spent a few days in qa hospital
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spent a few days in qa hospital
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Earlier this year for tendonitis, which still gives me gyp every now and then
I've asked them to just remove my foot and give me a badass prosthetic one, but to no avail.
Maybe 2Can can draft me up a fake referral or something...
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:32, archived)
I've asked them to just remove my foot and give me a badass prosthetic one, but to no avail.
Maybe 2Can can draft me up a fake referral or something...
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:32, archived)
^ lay in bed for three agonising days after poking an Independence Day firework up his bot-bot
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Just going to leave this here.
pbs.twimg.com/media/CpQp_iGWgAA1tFF.jpg
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:50, archived)
pbs.twimg.com/media/CpQp_iGWgAA1tFF.jpg
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:50, archived)
why the fuck are you reading mumsnet?
Also, it's his car and he's wounded, you stupid stupid cunt
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:51, archived)
Also, it's his car and he's wounded, you stupid stupid cunt
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:51, archived)
1) I'm not
2) I agree you stupid cunt
3) You appear to have missed the ENTIRE strange part of that post.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:54, archived)
2) I agree you stupid cunt
3) You appear to have missed the ENTIRE strange part of that post.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:54, archived)
'darling husband'
Are you deliberately ignoring the oddest part of that post?
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Are you deliberately ignoring the oddest part of that post?
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 13:00, archived)
The fact it takes a whole week to change some spark plugs and do an MOT?
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Dear husband.
The weird bit I think he means is the chasing the old lady
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 13:00, archived)
The weird bit I think he means is the chasing the old lady
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 13:00, archived)
This one's great as well. 'BIL' means brother in law.
pbs.twimg.com/media/CnL3QPRXgAAEGCp.jpg
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pbs.twimg.com/media/CnL3QPRXgAAEGCp.jpg
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 13:01, archived)
I like how her 'punishment' appears to be all the poor guy wants.
twitter.com/mumsnet_madness
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twitter.com/mumsnet_madness
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 13:04, archived)
Brilliant
So she knows why he's pissed off, but somehow thinks his feelings are invalid. It's women like this that turned me gay, you know.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 13:22, archived)
So she knows why he's pissed off, but somehow thinks his feelings are invalid. It's women like this that turned me gay, you know.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 13:22, archived)
I was in the car park of the Churchill hospital the other week because I'd forgotten they closed the little cut through ths helped you avoid the traffic down Old Road.
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Don't know where I'm going with this, but there we are
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3734361/Woman-tells-police-RAPED-Pokemon-character-felt-assault-virtual-reality-game-detected-creature-bedroom.html
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www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3734361/Woman-tells-police-RAPED-Pokemon-character-felt-assault-virtual-reality-game-detected-creature-bedroom.html
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Is there not some way people like this can be quietly executed
without the Daily Mail getting involved?
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 11:40, archived)
without the Daily Mail getting involved?
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 11:40, archived)
Without looking I'm going to say 50℅ bikinis, 25℅ barely legal and 100℅ female
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 11:58, archived)
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Oh ffs, this fucking phone
Can't be arsed to change those, just imagine they're percent symbols
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:00, archived)
Can't be arsed to change those, just imagine they're percent symbols
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:00, archived)
Bitches be tripping
www.kentonline.co.uk/folkestone/news/horror-as-semi-nude-woman-tries-100568/
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 11:55, archived)
www.kentonline.co.uk/folkestone/news/horror-as-semi-nude-woman-tries-100568/
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 11:55, archived)
If anyone wants to start a new thread, that's totally ok
I just wanted to make sure everyone saw this lovely story
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:12, archived)
I just wanted to make sure everyone saw this lovely story
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:12, archived)
It's my pleasure, $$
I'm just glad to be a part of this warm, forgiving community
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:16, archived)
I'm just glad to be a part of this warm, forgiving community
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:16, archived)
probably time for a new thread about new things then
I drove a left hand drive car for the first time last Wednesday.
What did you do for the first time last Wednesday?
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I drove a left hand drive car for the first time last Wednesday.
What did you do for the first time last Wednesday?
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nothing
though on a similar note I've just started driving an automatic
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:08, archived)
though on a similar note I've just started driving an automatic
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When I bought my first LHD car
the standard morning procedure was get in, insert the key, punch the doorhandle, remember the gearstick was on the other side, and then fire her up.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:11, archived)
the standard morning procedure was get in, insert the key, punch the doorhandle, remember the gearstick was on the other side, and then fire her up.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:11, archived)
Also last wednesday might have been the first time I used smartsheet or sharepoint
or whatever other collaborative tool my project managers decide to implement this sprint.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:12, archived)
or whatever other collaborative tool my project managers decide to implement this sprint.
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I only ever see sharepoint being used wrongly.
But I've never worked out what it's for.
Here it's a very slow and obstructive shared-drive (that you can't get to the root of).
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:19, archived)
But I've never worked out what it's for.
Here it's a very slow and obstructive shared-drive (that you can't get to the root of).
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:19, archived)
This is a shared drive that's deliberately obstructive so that we can control document versions
it's like going back in time to the days of SVN.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:30, archived)
it's like going back in time to the days of SVN.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:30, archived)
We still use SVN for code.
People seem to have ditched it for git but I've been too busy doing my job/not caring to see why I should bother.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:37, archived)
People seem to have ditched it for git but I've been too busy doing my job/not caring to see why I should bother.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:37, archived)
I tried using it when I managed all the labels in a front end interface
I'd spent an hour translating texts, click save, commit, and then find out one of the devs had made a change too and there were all sorts of conflicts that took ages to fix. Never again.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:44, archived)
I'd spent an hour translating texts, click save, commit, and then find out one of the devs had made a change too and there were all sorts of conflicts that took ages to fix. Never again.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:44, archived)
Its visual merging tool is ok, but you shouldn't really have a translator and a dev editing the same files at the same time.
Second of all, if you're making sites in foreign or translating you'd be best to store the translations in a db or lookup file.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:50, archived)
Second of all, if you're making sites in foreign or translating you'd be best to store the translations in a db or lookup file.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:50, archived)
I managed to cope with the gearstick, but I reached to the wrong side for the seatbelt every single time
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The Multipla had the handbrake on the right of the driver's seat, and the gearstick in the middle of the dash.
Once I'd got used to that, every other car seemed weird.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:45, archived)
Once I'd got used to that, every other car seemed weird.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:45, archived)
The Fiat Multipla is the ugliest looking car of all time.
Well done.
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Well done.
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I parked my LHD rental up on the left side of the road then opened the door into a railing.
Chipped the paint but I kept quiet about it and the rental peoples only question when I handed it back was 'did you fill the tank up'.
Only had 17km on the clock when I got it as well.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:18, archived)
Chipped the paint but I kept quiet about it and the rental peoples only question when I handed it back was 'did you fill the tank up'.
Only had 17km on the clock when I got it as well.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:18, archived)
something everyone should experience at least once in their lives
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When I rented one I found I wasn't very good at driving with just my left arm perched on the doorsill.
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me neither
i'd have to check my posts on here but i can't be arsed
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i'd have to check my posts on here but i can't be arsed
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:24, archived)
The stitching can't take it
But for the sake of the performance I'll go ahead
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:57, archived)
But for the sake of the performance I'll go ahead
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:57, archived)
Michael Barrymore's attempt to take over the show after Jeremy Beadle's death?
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Not as offensive as a society which demands you leave your bed before 11am
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 7:52, archived)
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If you can't handle me at my needymentalest, you don't deserve me at my goddessest
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:48, archived)
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My wife and spawn are out of the flat for the rest of the week
so I had a lie-in until 7. Imagine that!
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:02, archived)
so I had a lie-in until 7. Imagine that!
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:02, archived)
dunno m8
but we're off to a Polish wedding this weekend, and it's close enough to foreign borders that marauders from Russia or Belarus might invade and slaughter everyone. Fingers crossed.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:10, archived)
but we're off to a Polish wedding this weekend, and it's close enough to foreign borders that marauders from Russia or Belarus might invade and slaughter everyone. Fingers crossed.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:10, archived)
With any luck you'll end up on /links in their hilariously tacky wedding video
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how many?
and what fruit are you comparing them to in terms of size?
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:24, archived)
and what fruit are you comparing them to in terms of size?
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:24, archived)
Morning Grrry and beeter
Nearly the weekend, eh? That's a thing
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:20, archived)
Nearly the weekend, eh? That's a thing
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:20, archived)
what, each nipple is a miniature jennifer aniston?
are they attached at the head or feet end?
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:09, archived)
are they attached at the head or feet end?
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:09, archived)
the head end obvs
since the nipple hairs are lovingly sculpted into that hairstyle
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:11, archived)
since the nipple hairs are lovingly sculpted into that hairstyle
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:11, archived)
what, so there's just a pair of wiggling legs sticking out?
sounds weird, man
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:39, archived)
sounds weird, man
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:39, archived)
nevertheless, I have managed to masturbate fairly successfully to the idea
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:45, archived)
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Ahoy hoy
So went home from my real job, to what now seems my space job in No Man's Sky which seems so far of smashing rocks, naming places after Bowie references, and walking round a planet finding weird stuff.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:52, archived)
So went home from my real job, to what now seems my space job in No Man's Sky which seems so far of smashing rocks, naming places after Bowie references, and walking round a planet finding weird stuff.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:52, archived)
The shitstorm surrounding that game seems to be more entertaining than the game itself
Sketchiest sounding one so far is that it's been confirmed you can't see or interact with other players on it, despite the developers saying you'd be able to do exactly this while it was in development, and now hastily backtracking and contradicting themselves on social media
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:59, archived)
Sketchiest sounding one so far is that it's been confirmed you can't see or interact with other players on it, despite the developers saying you'd be able to do exactly this while it was in development, and now hastily backtracking and contradicting themselves on social media
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:59, archived)
Indeed
Haven't been part of the hype train myself so have gladly sidestepped all of this.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:05, archived)
Haven't been part of the hype train myself so have gladly sidestepped all of this.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:05, archived)
I used to really enjoy Frontier and EVE
would I like this game?
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:00, archived)
would I like this game?
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:00, archived)
Yes, but (and this is a big but)
It will take you a lot of time. It is slow start to the game that is for sure. The game isn't a pick up and blast, so if you have a lot of spare hours and like mineral trading to upgrade to be a badass then yes.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:03, archived)
It will take you a lot of time. It is slow start to the game that is for sure. The game isn't a pick up and blast, so if you have a lot of spare hours and like mineral trading to upgrade to be a badass then yes.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:03, archived)
And also it turns out it isn't a massive expansive infinite universe, it's more an experiment in procedural code
If you want a good modern space sim, there's Elite Dangerous, which has been out a while now to very little fanfare,Star Citizen, the largest crowdfunded game and shaping up to be amazing.
If you don't have a computer that can run those I'd always recommend X3 Terran Conflict, it's a lot like EVE and Elite and strikes a nice middle ground between deep space simulator and decent graphics and gameplay.
#muppsgamingrecommendations
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:15, archived)
If you want a good modern space sim, there's Elite Dangerous, which has been out a while now to very little fanfare,Star Citizen, the largest crowdfunded game and shaping up to be amazing.
If you don't have a computer that can run those I'd always recommend X3 Terran Conflict, it's a lot like EVE and Elite and strikes a nice middle ground between deep space simulator and decent graphics and gameplay.
#muppsgamingrecommendations
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:15, archived)
thank you for this
I have the next 48hrs to be a nerd, but have already earmarked XCOM 2 for that.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:24, archived)
I have the next 48hrs to be a nerd, but have already earmarked XCOM 2 for that.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:24, archived)
^ this
you know how we have different words for rain, and eskimos have different words for snow? Most of French is just different words for "cheese", "wine", and "surrender"
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:53, archived)
you know how we have different words for rain, and eskimos have different words for snow? Most of French is just different words for "cheese", "wine", and "surrender"
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:53, archived)
that thing about eskimo words for snow
is a complete fallacy propagated by spastics like Bill Bryson who never bother researching their "facts". Jusayin.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:55, archived)
is a complete fallacy propagated by spastics like Bill Bryson who never bother researching their "facts". Jusayin.
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:55, archived)
Yeah but if everyone researched things and delivered well rounded facts
the world would be a really boring place. Factually correct, yes, but dull as fuck nontheless
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:17, archived)
the world would be a really boring place. Factually correct, yes, but dull as fuck nontheless
( , Thu 11 Aug 2016, 10:17, archived)
Im not really... Im still at work :(
Though I will be having some wine this evening.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 18:25, archived)
I'm in the pub, contemplating scratching a purchasing itch, fuck you mcbeef
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 18:32, archived)
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You should get one of these m8
www.ebuyer.com/blog/2014/02/the-watch-that-doesnt-tell-time/
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 19:39, archived)
www.ebuyer.com/blog/2014/02/the-watch-that-doesnt-tell-time/
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 19:39, archived)
Too much going on for my liking.
I quite like some of those mechanical digital watches though.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 20:05, archived)
I quite like some of those mechanical digital watches though.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 20:05, archived)
Oh yeah it's not for me, many people like the digital display plus mechanical bit busy for me
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I like these people, they are nuts , expensive collectable tho
www.mbandf.com
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 20:26, archived)
www.mbandf.com
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 20:26, archived)
I like these
www.lip.fr/en/creators/de_baschmakoff/de_baschmakoff/de_baschmakoff_silver.html
Nixon make a similar one, I think.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 21:08, archived)
www.lip.fr/en/creators/de_baschmakoff/de_baschmakoff/de_baschmakoff_silver.html
Nixon make a similar one, I think.
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I went to the spoons for dinner (gas leak shut our intended destination),
and all their proper beer was off.
I'm counting this as an improvement, as I remember when they'd have sold it to me, regardless.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 21:41, archived)
and all their proper beer was off.
I'm counting this as an improvement, as I remember when they'd have sold it to me, regardless.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 21:41, archived)
I don't think I've ever been in a spoons that didn't have certification for the quality of the beer , still shit
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I'd rather stay home than drink in a spoons; soulless joy vacuums the lot of them.
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Yeah, I don't think those "cask marque" plaques are worth anything.
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I had some American "pale ale" that came out of a tap.
It wasn't horrible, which was a nice surprise. Last time I tried one of their USA "craft brews" it was ludicrously gassy.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 22:13, archived)
It wasn't horrible, which was a nice surprise. Last time I tried one of their USA "craft brews" it was ludicrously gassy.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 22:13, archived)
Three cheers for manolith
Who do you want to applaud, and why?
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:17, archived)
Who do you want to applaud, and why?
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:17, archived)
Save that for manolith appreciation day, please.
Assuming it's not been cancelled.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:18, archived)
Assuming it's not been cancelled.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:18, archived)
I don't agree with mandated celebration days
the very concept destroys any heartfelt or genuine sentiment behind the idea.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:27, archived)
the very concept destroys any heartfelt or genuine sentiment behind the idea.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:27, archived)
Well, I've added it to the calendar, now.
I'm sure manolith won't be too upset when you refuse to participate.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:28, archived)
I'm sure manolith won't be too upset when you refuse to participate.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:28, archived)
people need to learn that I don't by them birthday and christmas presents
because I love them so much.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:34, archived)
because I love them so much.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:34, archived)
The fact that you've never sent me a Valentine's card must mean that you're hopelessly infatuated with me.
Not your type, indeed.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:37, archived)
Not your type, indeed.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:37, archived)
steady on mate, I haven't sent Anne Widdicombe a valentine's either
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:41, archived)
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yeah but we've already proven that that's a lie
so there's no competition really
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:47, archived)
so there's no competition really
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:47, archived)
retro
I always used to get her confused with Winona Ryder... Two peas from the same pod.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:59, archived)
I always used to get her confused with Winona Ryder... Two peas from the same pod.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:59, archived)
Yeah, after I watched Stranger Things I had some pleasant thoughts about a night with Winona
but it would never be more than a fling; I'm terribly racist against brown-eyed people.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 14:00, archived)
but it would never be more than a fling; I'm terribly racist against brown-eyed people.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 14:00, archived)
The Dalai Lama
I don't know how he always stays on trend, but he smashes it every day.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:46, archived)
I don't know how he always stays on trend, but he smashes it every day.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 13:46, archived)
whoooooo's the wanker in the stripes, it's...
OCCASIONAL DINGBAT WEDNESDAY!
i.imgur.com/IbKUTMy.png quite straightforward this week. you'll be fine
all gone except #3, people all gone, get on with your lives
MONSTER MUNCH! here are your thicko idiot divbats. try not to hurt yourself: i.imgur.com/NLaLMCH.png (keep replies to one post please, we're trying to play a game here)
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:07, archived)
OCCASIONAL DINGBAT WEDNESDAY!
i.imgur.com/IbKUTMy.png quite straightforward this week. you'll be fine
MONSTER MUNCH! here are your thicko idiot divbats. try not to hurt yourself: i.imgur.com/NLaLMCH.png (keep replies to one post please, we're trying to play a game here)
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:07, archived)
It is confused and identifies with being a female you sexist pig
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correct answer
however, all of your DING!s have been removed due to poor sportsmanship
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:31, archived)
however, all of your DING!s have been removed due to poor sportsmanship
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:31, archived)
an acceptable substitute for an already found answer, i'm afraid
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good work. this was probably the hardest [correct answer] to get
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:21, archived)
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actually, the word is angled slightly so I think you'll find the CORRECT answer is closer to mine
rub UP the wrong way
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:21, archived)
rub UP the wrong way
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:21, archived)
yep, it's a better answer but both were acceptable and first come, first DING!
you're doing well though, don't get pissy
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:22, archived)
you're doing well though, don't get pissy
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:22, archived)
yes yes, very good
stay out of the remedial classroom though please. he hasn't even found his way there yet
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:15, archived)
stay out of the remedial classroom though please. he hasn't even found his way there yet
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:15, archived)
all lovely but no
imagine some speed lines denoting movement on the word
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imagine some speed lines denoting movement on the word
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as the best runner-up answer. this DING! goes to you, with an honourary mention to imtypingonakeyboard for perseverance
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:32, archived)
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Everything bar the third and twenty second.
I'm no happier for having looked, but I hope you are.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:43, archived)
I'm no happier for having looked, but I hope you are.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:43, archived)
aw, it's ok li'l buddy
#3 is usually a road sign
for #22 figure out what word has been jumbled up, then put a word that means 'jumbled up' in front of said word
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:49, archived)
#3 is usually a road sign
for #22 figure out what word has been jumbled up, then put a word that means 'jumbled up' in front of said word
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:49, archived)
Anagrams of Green. Well, not that, but I see what you mean.
You'll be pleased to hear that I still don't know what three is.
Well done for goading me in to playing, though.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:53, archived)
You'll be pleased to hear that I still don't know what three is.
Well done for goading me in to playing, though.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:53, archived)
I'm nipping out for lunch, then I've got a meeting.
Hopefully this will have passed by the time I return.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:29, archived)
Hopefully this will have passed by the time I return.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:29, archived)
I was going to suggest you post an answer sheet so that I could moan about how wrong they are,
but I see you've taken to bullying MONO! instead, so there's no need.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:37, archived)
but I see you've taken to bullying MONO! instead, so there's no need.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:37, archived)
i think your definition of bullying is a bit off
go on, i'm sure you can manage one or two. here's a special hint: #15 is about golf!
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:38, archived)
go on, i'm sure you can manage one or two. here's a special hint: #15 is about golf!
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:38, archived)
alright sicknote
i'm sure i remember you moaning about how easy they were in the inaugural dingbat wednesday thread anyway
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:40, archived)
i'm sure i remember you moaning about how easy they were in the inaugural dingbat wednesday thread anyway
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:40, archived)
Clickbait bullshit thread
What's your favourite thing about [insert historical period]?
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:10, archived)
What's your favourite thing about [insert historical period]?
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:10, archived)
i didn't get it but google image search helped and now i wish i hadn't bothered
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:25, archived)
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it's a still from a music video for a song called distant past
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo9htBgju58
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo9htBgju58
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:36, archived)
yeah, if he can last another 40000 years then he deserves to be prez
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I've on lived from the 70s onwards so I dunno , early 80s seemed quite exciting, technology, space shuttles and the threat of nuclear war
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I've never seen the TV show, bmx bikes should feature strongly and breakdancing
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Doesn't look much fun, school showed us when the wind blows, not sure anybody cared by then
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I think I'm young enough to have missed the ever present threat of nuclear annihilation.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:33, archived)
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but you're older than me
and I remember discussing the difference between atom bombs and H-bombs with the other kids in primary school and how we'd all be blown to smithereens, and that's before I even saw Terminator 2, so we must have aware of the nuclear threat in the 80s.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:39, archived)
and I remember discussing the difference between atom bombs and H-bombs with the other kids in primary school and how we'd all be blown to smithereens, and that's before I even saw Terminator 2, so we must have aware of the nuclear threat in the 80s.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:39, archived)
I'm still not convinced that the pour loads of concrete on it and pretend it never happened is a long term solution
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Barely hit my radar.
Probably didn't help that my parents have never taken a newspaper, so I managed to live in something of a current affairs blackout.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:48, archived)
Probably didn't help that my parents have never taken a newspaper, so I managed to live in something of a current affairs blackout.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:48, archived)
I was at secondary school by then, so the library had all the papers, and the spectator, punch and private eye
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My library trips as a kid just furnished me with Doctor Who novels.
By the time I was in secondary school, my time in the library was spent reading Transformed comics, or the Tripods and Firebrats books.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:57, archived)
By the time I was in secondary school, my time in the library was spent reading Transformed comics, or the Tripods and Firebrats books.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:57, archived)
Maggie detested library's, people should buy the books she felt, it's took 30 odd years but they are finally getting closed down or run as charities
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:01, archived)
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When I looked up Terry Deary's name, earlier, I noticed he was very dismissive of libraries.
The colossal bellend.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:03, archived)
The colossal bellend.
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I had a look on reddit when libraries were getting closed.
Apparently it's fine because they're an anachronism, everyone has kindles now.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:45, archived)
Apparently it's fine because they're an anachronism, everyone has kindles now.
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I never watched the news, as a kid,
and on the rare occasions that I did, it was filtered through my parents simplistic view of the world.
I did watch Wargames, more than once, but I don't think I took it very seriously.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:45, archived)
and on the rare occasions that I did, it was filtered through my parents simplistic view of the world.
I did watch Wargames, more than once, but I don't think I took it very seriously.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:45, archived)
I was made to watch a lot of news, it was grim , Falklands, IRA, strikes and that was the light hearted stories at the end
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My understanding of the IRA went no farther than " bad people who like blowing things up ".
I had a similarly nuanced view of Palestinians.
Striking miners were "lazy people".
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:53, archived)
I had a similarly nuanced view of Palestinians.
Striking miners were "lazy people".
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:53, archived)
Yeah, if it wasn't a cartoon, Star Trek, or the A Team, I wasn't watching it.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:58, archived)
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Adam Curtis has stretched this oversimplification of news into 2+ hour documentaries.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:59, archived)
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He's that documentary maker who uses lots of narration over archive footage.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcy8uLjRHPM
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:46, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcy8uLjRHPM
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:46, archived)
At least the pervasive surveillance East Germany was proud of is making a comeback.
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That's one of your better ones
I'm now imagining a production line of flat-pack politicians that pop out into 3D when necessary so that they can be filled with mass-produced political liquids full of artificial colourings and sweeteners.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:02, archived)
I'm now imagining a production line of flat-pack politicians that pop out into 3D when necessary so that they can be filled with mass-produced political liquids full of artificial colourings and sweeteners.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:02, archived)
I think the PLP would like to get a new party leader using that method.
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I think we should just have one big party. Put some affable, slightly right-wing bloke in charge, promises not to sell 100% of the nhs, doesn't mind foreigners as long as they work etc, is ok with same sex marriage so long as his kid isn't having one.
We could call it the beige party.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:51, archived)
We could call it the beige party.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:51, archived)
+Wanda Jackson
We could call it the beige party.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:57, archived)
It's not the same if machines rather than people collect the data!
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Well I certainly pissed down my own leg quite a bit in that decade.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:27, archived)
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My missus says her favourite thing to teach in History is Jack The Ripper,
as the combination of sex and grisly death guarantees that the kids will pay attention.
Terry Deary appears to be a cranky dickhead in all other matters, but the success of his book series does bear out the point of emphasising the squick to grab kids' interest.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:20, archived)
as the combination of sex and grisly death guarantees that the kids will pay attention.
Terry Deary appears to be a cranky dickhead in all other matters, but the success of his book series does bear out the point of emphasising the squick to grab kids' interest.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:20, archived)
i had a giant 'mallrats' poster when i was at university
i miss that
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:13, archived)
i miss that
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:13, archived)
I had a poster of Harold Lloyd, on my wall.
I found myself forever explaining to people who he was.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:21, archived)
I found myself forever explaining to people who he was.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:21, archived)
Big Calm? To be fair, that artwork was pretty nice
Had an A0 Gomez poster, covered a hell of a lot of cracks and peeling paint on my student wall.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:09, archived)
Had an A0 Gomez poster, covered a hell of a lot of cracks and peeling paint on my student wall.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 12:09, archived)
Remember when the internet was awash with pictures of Eric Estrada pointing at the camera
with the caption "you're a homo"? Haha, I don't think humanity will ever top that crowning achievement.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:38, archived)
with the caption "you're a homo"? Haha, I don't think humanity will ever top that crowning achievement.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:38, archived)
Well I need to know the historical period don't I?
Come on, throw us a bone
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:37, archived)
Come on, throw us a bone
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I guess the best part of that was stamping down the lesser lifeforms?
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:26, archived)
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I miss when the world was more innocent.
when neighbours were friends, doors were left unlocked and paedos were nothing more than a frisky Grandad
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:46, archived)
when neighbours were friends, doors were left unlocked and paedos were nothing more than a frisky Grandad
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 10:46, archived)
I'm just saying there would be fewer teenage pregnancies if they went back to putting single mothers in asylums.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:56, archived)
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That hats were work at some point by all men
And then they were not.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 11:52, archived)
And then they were not.
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Thinking back about that sort of comedy
Makes me wonder just how bleak the previous generations had it in terms of entertainment.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 7:20, archived)
Makes me wonder just how bleak the previous generations had it in terms of entertainment.
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Yeah, but the very premise of it
A comedy based around a holiday camp, which are already ghastly enough as it is.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 7:52, archived)
A comedy based around a holiday camp, which are already ghastly enough as it is.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 7:52, archived)
Jesus that sounds ghastly
That said I'm looking at it through post Yewtree, Pontins-comparable-to-Auschwitz glasses
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 7:56, archived)
That said I'm looking at it through post Yewtree, Pontins-comparable-to-Auschwitz glasses
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 7:56, archived)
I wonder if society will reach a point
whereby paedophiles are treated with a kiddie version of Pokemon Go, much like smack addicts get methodone.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 8:10, archived)
whereby paedophiles are treated with a kiddie version of Pokemon Go, much like smack addicts get methodone.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 8:10, archived)
Dunno, Grrry.
I was pretty damn impressive, yesterday, not sure I could keep it up for a second day.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 8:51, archived)
I was pretty damn impressive, yesterday, not sure I could keep it up for a second day.
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 8:51, archived)
Thank god you're here manolith!
There's a dire emergency that requires you over there!
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 9:07, archived)
There's a dire emergency that requires you over there!
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 9:07, archived)
no, just over there
ie not here. You'd better hurry, they need you desperately
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 9:13, archived)
ie not here. You'd better hurry, they need you desperately
( , Wed 10 Aug 2016, 9:13, archived)
everything hurts. all of me.
might have a little lie down. thanks for asking.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 22:02, archived)
might have a little lie down. thanks for asking.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 22:02, archived)
fuck that - i want some of them red and yellow pills i've read so much about
free on the nhs? this is what i paid in for
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 22:58, archived)
free on the nhs? this is what i paid in for
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 22:58, archived)
Sorry to hear that, there's been a lot of it going around recently. Would you like some antibiotics?
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 19:15, archived)
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Pls can I get the yellow and red caps, cheer me up like rhubarb and custard
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 19:17, archived)
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I don't get to see the pills, I just do the prescriptions.
I've checked google and it reckons it's either the antibiotic amoxicillin, imipramine which is an old-school antidepressant or Stavudine which is an antiretroviral medication used to treat AIDS.
Take your pick
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 19:23, archived)
I've checked google and it reckons it's either the antibiotic amoxicillin, imipramine which is an old-school antidepressant or Stavudine which is an antiretroviral medication used to treat AIDS.
Take your pick
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 19:23, archived)
Years ago I could have had them all on one prescription. Now it's to expensive
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 19:28, archived)
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Here ya go, just take this to the pharmacy and they'll sort you out
s9.postimg.org/9714dx9qn/1470767391959_1714242611.jpg
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 19:33, archived)
s9.postimg.org/9714dx9qn/1470767391959_1714242611.jpg
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 19:33, archived)
Would I fuck me?
I dunno, probably. At least I know what I like, I suppose.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:44, archived)
I dunno, probably. At least I know what I like, I suppose.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:44, archived)
let's be honest, Grrry would probably rather be buggered by some shit old car.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:47, archived)
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I have to work from this system called JIRA
This wanker describes some work he wants done, I do the work, then submit it for review.
At which point he's taken to editing the description.
Fuck that.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:15, archived)
This wanker describes some work he wants done, I do the work, then submit it for review.
At which point he's taken to editing the description.
Fuck that.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:15, archived)
I've bought this No Man's Sky after hearing it mentioned all of yesterday and then seeing it on sale
So after reading up about it, it looks like a very awesome version of Elite, right?
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:27, archived)
So after reading up about it, it looks like a very awesome version of Elite, right?
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:27, archived)
And that too
I think that was my first, but then retreated to Elite as that was easier :D
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:32, archived)
I think that was my first, but then retreated to Elite as that was easier :D
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:32, archived)
I never got the hang of Elite on my mate's BBC Micro,
but logged hours in Frontier on my Amiga. Never did learn to land, though!
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:35, archived)
but logged hours in Frontier on my Amiga. Never did learn to land, though!
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:35, archived)
no time like the present
archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_amiga?sort=-downloads
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:47, archived)
archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_amiga?sort=-downloads
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:47, archived)
Had it on my laptop, a couple of years back.
It's a massive time sink, that I probably shouldn't revisit.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:49, archived)
It's a massive time sink, that I probably shouldn't revisit.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:49, archived)
Last time I played, I wiped out the entire Thargoid race,
and united the Federation and Empire against myself, thus restoring peace to the Galaxy and becoming the most Dangerous player of all time.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:59, archived)
and united the Federation and Empire against myself, thus restoring peace to the Galaxy and becoming the most Dangerous player of all time.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:59, archived)
I am glad I've joined the hype train 24 hours before release
Otherwise I'd probably be disappointed by x or y that was rumoured isn't in the game. Watched some US feeds of it so far, looks great, and already getting together good names for things.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:31, archived)
Otherwise I'd probably be disappointed by x or y that was rumoured isn't in the game. Watched some US feeds of it so far, looks great, and already getting together good names for things.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:31, archived)
i mean, they promised an entire universe
if that hadn't been in the game, people would have noticed
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:46, archived)
if that hadn't been in the game, people would have noticed
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:46, archived)
read this, it might make your first session a bit less frustrating
www.kotaku.co.uk/2016/08/09/how-no-mans-sky-introduces-you-to-its-universe (unless you know literally nothing about the game and wish to keep it that way, in which case; spoilers)
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:56, archived)
www.kotaku.co.uk/2016/08/09/how-no-mans-sky-introduces-you-to-its-universe (unless you know literally nothing about the game and wish to keep it that way, in which case; spoilers)
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:56, archived)
I'm sure I don't, I don't like games that require hours of wandering around
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Don't mind spoilers
But now I am super excited to play this. The Reddit *spits* for the game seems to be very active with the devs, which is good.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 16:07, archived)
But now I am super excited to play this. The Reddit *spits* for the game seems to be very active with the devs, which is good.
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Pretty much, billions of planets
with nothing to do
That said, where did you find it on sale?
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:33, archived)
with nothing to do
That said, where did you find it on sale?
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:33, archived)
Bought it through the PS store as it had extras not available anywhere else
Will be available soonish
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:36, archived)
Will be available soonish
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 15:36, archived)
Ah right, I'm on PC, so not only is getting it on the cheap out I have to wait longer because reasons
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£50!?
Na, I'll wait for the Steam sales then. One thing I've learned is that no game is worth a day 1 purchase, especially now that the common practice is to release 50% of the game at launch, release the rest later as DLC, then resell the whole thing as a Game of the Year edition with everything a year later.
Case in point - Skyrim, Fallout 4, Batman, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, The Witcher, Battlefield...
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 16:12, archived)
Na, I'll wait for the Steam sales then. One thing I've learned is that no game is worth a day 1 purchase, especially now that the common practice is to release 50% of the game at launch, release the rest later as DLC, then resell the whole thing as a Game of the Year edition with everything a year later.
Case in point - Skyrim, Fallout 4, Batman, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, The Witcher, Battlefield...
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 16:12, archived)
A mate of mine with more money than sense
bought Skyrim on launch day on the 360, then the DLC, then the Legendary Edition with all the DLC bundled on it, and is now going to buy the remaster on Xbox One when it comes out. Some people just want to be burned
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 16:23, archived)
bought Skyrim on launch day on the 360, then the DLC, then the Legendary Edition with all the DLC bundled on it, and is now going to buy the remaster on Xbox One when it comes out. Some people just want to be burned
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 16:23, archived)
I don't like any of the ways they skim more money, if I pay 60 quid for call of duty I expect to be able to unlock all the weapons, not have to buy in game coins
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 16:27, archived)
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Fuck is that a thing? Can you 'earn' them in other ways?
Sounds like bollocks either way.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 16:37, archived)
Sounds like bollocks either way.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 16:37, archived)
Yeah, you can earn them in the game but that would take loads of time, it's a fucking gyp
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 16:39, archived)
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More money than sense
I was just as confused when I went round and saw the legendary edition on his shelf. To be fair he buys at least one new game a month
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 18:14, archived)
I was just as confused when I went round and saw the legendary edition on his shelf. To be fair he buys at least one new game a month
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 18:14, archived)
Are you cleverer than an 11 year old?
Find out here
Did you go to a grammar school, or was your Dad a plumber?
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 12:54, archived)
Find out here
Did you go to a grammar school, or was your Dad a plumber?
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 12:54, archived)
2 kids , and myself and my brothers all went, I don't remember a no plumbers section on the forms stop trying to be some shambles elitist prick
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Koopa is Polish for "poo"
(written kupa, but that's the sound).
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 13:52, archived)
(written kupa, but that's the sound).
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They both have blocs as well
the coincidences are getting too frequent if you ask me.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:14, archived)
the coincidences are getting too frequent if you ask me.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:14, archived)
I liked those short films he did with angelous , the French one still makes me chuckle
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I went to Grammar School, and got shit results.
If I'm the cream of my generation's crop, we're all doomed.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 13:10, archived)
If I'm the cream of my generation's crop, we're all doomed.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 13:10, archived)
Hey! I stayed on and did my A levels at the grammar school.
I did shit at them, too.
Somewhat tellingly, a lot of teachers said goodbye to me after GCSEs, as they'd assumed I'd be heading off to the local college, rather then staying on. In retrospect, I probably should have done exactly that.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 13:41, archived)
I did shit at them, too.
Somewhat tellingly, a lot of teachers said goodbye to me after GCSEs, as they'd assumed I'd be heading off to the local college, rather then staying on. In retrospect, I probably should have done exactly that.
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Get bent.
I got a D for GCSE Geography, no way was I keeping that up.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:20, archived)
I got a D for GCSE Geography, no way was I keeping that up.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:20, archived)
I'm clever enough not to enable Javascript for some clickbait website
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 13:12, archived)
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 13:12, archived)
I am cleverer that an 11 year old
And anyone that says any different gets a kick in the goolies
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 13:35, archived)
And anyone that says any different gets a kick in the goolies
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 13:35, archived)
14 / 16
Didn't go to a grammar school, nor was my Dad a plumber, which category does this put me in?
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 13:44, archived)
Didn't go to a grammar school, nor was my Dad a plumber, which category does this put me in?
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 13:44, archived)
12/16
Those poor kids though.
I went to a comprehensive... which explains a lot.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:07, archived)
Those poor kids though.
I went to a comprehensive... which explains a lot.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:07, archived)
I got the same and went to a grammar
I've forgotten what an obtuse angle is
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:08, archived)
I've forgotten what an obtuse angle is
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:08, archived)
2 of the code word things at the beginning and that stupid treasure hunt race one stumped me
I even wrote the names of the people and the orders they finished in.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:22, archived)
I even wrote the names of the people and the orders they finished in.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:22, archived)
I got bored trying to figure out the treasure hunt question, so only skimmed three rest.
The wording to question 14 is weird.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:32, archived)
The wording to question 14 is weird.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 14:32, archived)
I don't think that quite had the panache Dick was looking for...
Do we need a question?
Let's hear the title of your autobiography.
Or, alternatively, why not tell us a film you would remake and who you would have in it.
As you were...
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 11:55, archived)
Do we need a question?
Let's hear the title of your autobiography.
Or, alternatively, why not tell us a film you would remake and who you would have in it.
As you were...
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 11:55, archived)
I'm trying to write a book outlining my grandfather's, father's and own adventures
but I'm not sure how to do it without alienating an entire section of my family.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 11:56, archived)
but I'm not sure how to do it without alienating an entire section of my family.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 11:56, archived)
too right m8
my older brother nicked my scalextric and sold it and pocketed all the cash for himself.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 12:05, archived)
my older brother nicked my scalextric and sold it and pocketed all the cash for himself.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 12:05, archived)
well yeah
but my family will still find out about it and then a few of them will read it and then there will be DRAMA
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 12:05, archived)
but my family will still find out about it and then a few of them will read it and then there will be DRAMA
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 12:05, archived)
you're not really the target audience tbh
there's no simpsons quotes in it
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 12:16, archived)
there's no simpsons quotes in it
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 12:16, archived)
Publish and be damned,
there's a good chance only some of the people you give a copy to will read it.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 13:08, archived)
there's a good chance only some of the people you give a copy to will read it.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 13:08, archived)
I'd remake the first Pokemon film
with Danny DeVito as Pikachu and Steve Buscemi as Mewtwo. If anyone can top that they can't
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 12:02, archived)
with Danny DeVito as Pikachu and Steve Buscemi as Mewtwo. If anyone can top that they can't
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 12:02, archived)
"Happily retarded: The imtypingonakeyboard story"
As for a remake, I'd do a Fletch reboot as everyone seems to have failed to get it going again so far.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 12:23, archived)
As for a remake, I'd do a Fletch reboot as everyone seems to have failed to get it going again so far.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 12:23, archived)
awww, wash that sleepy face and greet the new day with a nice clean smile
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 6:52, archived)
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 6:52, archived)
Alright , think I'm getting a chest infection now, and I'm out of coffee, gonna have to get up :(
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 7:36, archived)
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 7:36, archived)
it's a downward slope from here
you'll have carked it by the end of the week. What do you want your memorial icon to be?
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 7:49, archived)
you'll have carked it by the end of the week. What do you want your memorial icon to be?
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 7:49, archived)
alright m, you heard bob mortimer's football podcast?
it's called athletico mince and it's a lot of fun. him and some other bloke talking bollocks for a bit ostensibly about football
audioboom.com/boos/4275885-ep-1-the-power-of-gentleness
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 9:12, archived)
it's called athletico mince and it's a lot of fun. him and some other bloke talking bollocks for a bit ostensibly about football
audioboom.com/boos/4275885-ep-1-the-power-of-gentleness
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 9:12, archived)
Morning.
Took the bike for a spin last night. Do not like the clip on handle bars, need straight bars I reckon. But I tell you what, the top speed isn't much, but she accelerates so well. Nature of a 2stroke I guess.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 7:55, archived)
Took the bike for a spin last night. Do not like the clip on handle bars, need straight bars I reckon. But I tell you what, the top speed isn't much, but she accelerates so well. Nature of a 2stroke I guess.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 7:55, archived)
Yeah, it wasn't that bad in the end.
Once I'd got it all apart most of the wiring was connectors and nightmares, but it's such a simple loom it was easy to bell it out, replace a few connectors and get going. The stupidest bit is the new fuses are just a slightly larger diameter than the old ones, so all my ignition troubles were just the main fuse not seating in to the fuse holder properly. I've taken a copper spring out of an old torch and I get a good connection now every time.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 8:24, archived)
Once I'd got it all apart most of the wiring was connectors and nightmares, but it's such a simple loom it was easy to bell it out, replace a few connectors and get going. The stupidest bit is the new fuses are just a slightly larger diameter than the old ones, so all my ignition troubles were just the main fuse not seating in to the fuse holder properly. I've taken a copper spring out of an old torch and I get a good connection now every time.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 8:24, archived)
I love the sound two-strokes make
Like clockwork toys made by Satan
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 8:32, archived)
Like clockwork toys made by Satan
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 8:32, archived)
I've got it running a little smother now, but those jikov carbs aren't the easiest to set.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 8:34, archived)
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 8:34, archived)
alright grrrmy
gimme half hour or so and i'll be ready for another fabulous flebsite day
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 8:23, archived)
gimme half hour or so and i'll be ready for another fabulous flebsite day
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 8:23, archived)
You don't need to put on all that make-up to make us like you, manolith
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 8:26, archived)
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 8:26, archived)
Ahoy hoy
Hurry up Olympics, looking forward to another day of bronzes and disappointment.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 9:09, archived)
Hurry up Olympics, looking forward to another day of bronzes and disappointment.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 9:09, archived)
Opposite here
Think I could end up watching Judo outside of every 4 years.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 9:22, archived)
Think I could end up watching Judo outside of every 4 years.
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 9:22, archived)
well then, my friend. i have some good news for you!
steroids are banned under the wwe 'wellness policy' and tassels are kept to a minimum
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 9:52, archived)
steroids are banned under the wwe 'wellness policy' and tassels are kept to a minimum
( , Tue 9 Aug 2016, 9:52, archived)
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