you're all mouth m8(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:53,
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you're always giving it the big one but then you always shit it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:06,
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Is Barry a scot then? Not sure about that(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:55,
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christ do you ever pay attention to anything other than yourself?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:57,
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You're the sausage making guy right?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:01,
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Bang, and the dirt is gone!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:09,
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Course it is.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:56,
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Traditional Scottish name, "Gormo".(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:33,
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i blame the parentswww.kentonline.co.uk/faversham/news/man-78-charged-with-care-119923/
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mongychops, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:56,
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what do you reckon his motive was?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:58,
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"Man charged with care" is a surprising headline to see in a link.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:59,
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FFSWe've had two excellent threads so far today and you have to go and post "first". Well, I hope you're happy.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:13,
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he is feeling quite smug about it, I'm sure(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:23,
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the fuck are you on about this is the best thread we've had all day(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:25,
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I'm wondering who has me on ignore and is posting decent threads(
mongychops, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:26,
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Oh, so you wait till I buy both albums and then offer a bundle.You prick.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:56,
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I'm waiting for it to come out on minidisc(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:00,
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I bought one single pre-recorded minidisc. It was Moby - Play. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:15,
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I'm their marketing manager and as a goodwill gesture, I will send you a standard sized Boost bar to your address.
Many Thanks.
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$$ ✅, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:01,
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oh has he finally done that?good show
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:05,
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oh I see he can't spell cassette though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:07,
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No. Cormac? Corprick(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:09,
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I would've gone with 'Poor Spack'(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:13,
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Yeah but you smell(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:19,
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this has been well documented(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:23,
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You don't have to agree with ityou just have to respect it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:23,
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I agree with it but I don't respect itor you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:24,
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woah, where did that come from?calm down, m8
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:27,
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jelly.b3ta.com/talk/8042798
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:32,
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I'm a lover, not a fighter(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:31,
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steadythink of the christian boarders
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:38,
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i know, but read the captions under the photos, lolwww.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4182744/Bella-Hadid-sight-white-dress-boots-DKNY-event-New-York.html
Clotheshorse: She showed off her talents by standing at various angles
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mongychops, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:46,
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he should do all the picture descriptions of these useless cunts (
mongychops, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:52,
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Looks like someone's killing time at the Heil until they find a job at a real newspaper.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:51,
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"Standing at various angles" is my gimmick.I'd better call my lawyer.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:52,
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Amateur Airer, actually.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:59,
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Apparently my brother invented the Raspberry Piwhat outrageous claims have your family made?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:29,
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christ, so you're a whole family of liars?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:33,
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great-grandad's building contractors built Tower BridgeI think it stems from there
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:07,
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sure it wasn't great great looking at the date of construction (
mongychops, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:18,
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He's a lying godby(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:20,
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might have beenbut there's a huge generation gap in my family. My grandad would be 106 if he were alive.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:21,
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but that still makes him 1910, even if his dad was 50 when he had him that makes him 25 ish when he built tower bridge(
mongychops, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:25,
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it's either my dad's mum's dad, or his dadand yeah, there were a few "parents at 60" moments in that bloodline. He was the contractor with a sub-company that did tiling, so they deffo did the roof.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:27,
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well that's a little project, hardly any tiled roof on it (
mongychops, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:39,
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Quite high up in the air though, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:40,
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What if your house is underground (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:43,
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Then you're a fucking mole and should fuck off back to Moldova or sutin.(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:44, archived)
They prefer to be called undergroundsman(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:47,
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Don't give a fuck, mate. I can call them what I want now that Farage has one are country back.(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:54, archived)
Has what?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:59,
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Has one are country back are we led it off the road.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:01,
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Roofers are the no1 trade skill shortage in the UK fact fans (
mongychops, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:53,
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I knew a roofer who drank at the.madding who had massive balls. He always wore tight shorts and the girls on the bar used to point and giggle.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:06,
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Painter Gary that comes in my local is cuddy hung. I know this because he asked me to sort out autorotate on his phone and accidentally scrolled onto a photo with his cock out.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:12,
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Cuddy what?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:19,
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Cuddy means donkey?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:39,
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still, told it to some Japanese students and they all took pictures of me due to itSo there's a dozen little nips out there impressed by a bit of ancestral tiling.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:48,
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Wasted effort. I'm in a thousand chinese and japanese photographs purely on the strength of being tall and having a beard.(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:53, archived)
So he didn't build the proper bridge he just put some of the twee cladding on the outside of it?(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:41, archived)
Back when Tom Jones was just starting out he did a gig at my Granddad's cluband they did a few songs together
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:33,
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my aunt shagged Cliff Richard before he was bent(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:07,
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:14,
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Old Jim from my local pumped Annie Lennox back in the day. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:13,
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I've told this story either here or on QOTW beforebut my mum always swore that one of her relatives invented the television before Baird, but he lacked the funding to get the project off the ground.
My dad (who grew up in the same area as my mum did) said that everyone knew this guy as a nutter who spent all his spare time in his shed, claiming he could hear voices coming from his washing machine.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:34,
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According to my nan,my dad has psychic powers.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:35,
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:11,
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My uncle claims to have won the Isle Of Mann TT.I've had a look at the list of past winners and nowhere does it say "nob with a mullet"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:42,
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AISLE of MEN TITTYmore like
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:46,
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Aoh, so we can't question your authority now then? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:05,
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I'm going to protest. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:07,
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as is your right(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:09,
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I'm going to kill someone you love(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:12,
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jokes on you, I love no one(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:15,
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Oh. But what about that night on Southsea pier?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:20,
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K, reporting this for trolling(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:38,
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my grandfather shot JFK(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:52,
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in mid-air, mind you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:53,
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turned out it was all a dream anyway(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:57,
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the internet often tells me i'll never guess what victoria principal looks like now, i reckon she looks like victoria principal still(
mongychops, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:16,
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She looks like victoria principal in her sixties.It's quite a revelation.
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You never told us Albert Marshmallow was your brother.Of course, I can understand you not telling us.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:08,
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Remember when qotw was all sex lies and poo stories?Good times...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:37,
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Bizarrely, I enjoyed neither of those.SpankyHanky was a tedious moron and I would have read far more of Pooflake's posts if they'd been about something other than bodily functions.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:42,
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I was being sarcastic.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:47,
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My 'Bizarrely' was sarcastic as well.This board needs more "/s".
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:49,
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More quote markson everything. That'd be "great".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:51,
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We should probably chuck in a busload of hashtags for good measure.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:52,
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I'd classify that expression as 'shifty'.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:23,
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My brother knocked the wing mirror off my dad's car and blamed the milk man.(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:19, archived)
Is this a euphemism?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:20,
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What a horrible little car.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:24,
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I fucking loved that car.My mate just had to spend over 80 grand on a second hand car because of Brexit.
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Why is that Brexits fault? I've seen second hand cars way cheaper than that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:39,
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grrry has put the cost of importing up by 8000000000000000000000%(
mongychops, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:42,
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I didn't vote for him.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:43,
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He owned shares in a company that was bought when the pound dropped.So really the chinese bought him a bentley. But that's not the version of the story I prefer.
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What sort of person buys a second hand Bentley? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:04,
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Loads of people presumably. I don't think they just throw them away.(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:30, archived)
serves him right for not delivering my milk before I left the house this morning(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:24,
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Yeah. Like anybody in the real world gets milk delivered any more. You lying liar.(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:28, archived)
in a glass bottle and all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:32,
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Actually, I do as well. But only on a Saturday. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:40,
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Actually we get milk delivered by the same nice man who delivers all the rest of the groceries.I dunno what I was talking about. Soz.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:45, archived)
The important thing is that you recognise your mistake.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:59,
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Our milk gets delivered, but given that it's the same plastic bottles we could buy from the corner shop,I'm not sure what the point is.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:40,
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you don't have any mates, m8(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:52,
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Anyone got news of a sausageadmin update?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:35,
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This might not be the morning thread,but I'm replying to it, anyway. Morning, all.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:40,
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i'm finding the morning thread insists upon itself these days(
mongychops, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:42,
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#morningthrexit(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:45,
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morning, $$.I doubled the speed of my home network, last night, but lucky for everyone here, I'm in meetings all morning, so won't be able to nerd up the board by waffling on about it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:48,
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That took forever to load.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:06,
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was it worth it?I gave up in the end
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:30,
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Very much so.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:30,
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Loaded instantly for meI must be a magic
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:32,
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default generic response to all post-morningthreaders(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:58,
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^ prick with a fork(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:46,
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How do I submit images for sausage admin?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:28,
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i'm not sure. is that a thing tumblr can do?i guess you could email [email protected]
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:56,
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manolith has hidden his penis somewhere on this boardyou'll have to hunt carefully to find it though, its very small
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:33,
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or it's SO big, that the entire forum is written on the silky tip(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:34,
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I heard the admins are very handsome.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:48,
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/links is that way <(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:56,
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We always knew it would come to this(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:06,
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Perhaps I could give youa ring
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:06,
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Coincidence?i.ytimg.com/vi/pNO0ECHTP5A/hqdefault.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:24,
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"Holy Final Solution"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:27,
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i.imgur.com/80BYriL.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:31,
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"Holy matzah balls, Batman! It's Rabbi Ishmael Goldrothsteinberg and his mohel men!" (
$$ ✅, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:34,
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"the fuhrerphone" works better imo(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:25,
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Yellow Star Pages or summat(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:25,
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it's a proper blizzard here right nowso I can only offer frozen sausages
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:59,
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I just had a sausage barmwith, get this right, 3 SAUSAGES! How can I inform the sausageadmin admin about this?
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 9:40,
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going to a spanish restaurant latergonna hombre it RIGHT up, cabron
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 7:39,
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What about us Good Hombres (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:13,
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Morning.Desmond Carrington has died.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 7:53,
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He was a nice old man with an awful radio show. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:11,
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I kind of liked itit was like a quaint, terribly British version of Bob Dylan's Theme Time Radio Hour
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:33,
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dataDyne strikes again :((
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 7:58,
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Big up, me lion.Feeling a bit less creaky than usual this morning, after a decent massage last night. Another bazillion sessions and I might not creak at all.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:15,
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I'm well stiff todayand not just my willy!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:19,
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Cor.*massages with alacrity*
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:30,
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look at Bey.Bey is having twins.
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Bey
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$$ ✅, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:33,
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she is a trashy slag and that's all there is to say(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:40,
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happy candlemas everyonetime to take those Christmas decorations down
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:34,
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I watched a team of three council workers struggle for an hour to take a christmas tree down yesterdaythey still hadn't finished by the time I'd finished my hot chocolate.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:41,
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Evening all.As the pig said to the robber.
What's the worst crime you've ever witnessed?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 18:06,
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This forum! Hahahahaha(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 18:23,
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I once saw a bloke get a pint glass smashed in his face.And I saw a guy get stabbed. Oh, and loads of drugs.
I think I might become a dragon kin.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 18:35,
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My dad stabbed me, but I didn't report it so it wasn't a crime (
mongychops, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 18:38,
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Oh, in that case, only the pint glass was a crime.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 18:46,
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You were probably asking for it.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 19:02,
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Pardon?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 18:47,
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It was the best of times, it was the worst are we led it off the road(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 19:10,
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Saw a guy get his ear slashed by some little scrote for no reason at all.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 18:46,
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Some guy with a dodgy wig get voted POTUS(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 19:32,
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I'm rather enjoying reading Homage to Catalonia. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 19:53,
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The problem with crime is that it only affects the lower classes. Plenty of people get obscenely wealthy by committing crimes for which no laws have been passed. "In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread."
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 20:06,
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There are next to no real upper class left , just being a barrister and sending your kids to harrow doesn't count (
mongychops, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 20:12,
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I used to work for an actual proper lord with a man or house. He had more in common with the workers than the types who you mentioned, and the types his adult children essentially became.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 20:15,
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Proper upper class people , we are running out , it's all about fame and money now, they were the first to sign up for ww1 before (
mongychops, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 20:20,
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Jade Goody technically upper class y/n(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 20:45,
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I must've missed the bit where she signed up for the great War. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 20:47,
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Big Brother would have been infinitely more entertaining with the addition of mustard gas challenges(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 20:53,
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sausageadmin seems to have slowed down a bitPerhaps it'll pick up again at the weekend. What are YOU hoping will pick up at the weekend? Who are you hoping to pick up at the weekend?
Do you think Doctor Who should be played by an elderly jamaican lesbian? #RockHardBrexit
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:16,
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weather should pick up a bit next weekit's -2 at the moment, should reach a perky -23 at night by Monday
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:18,
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So it looks like every time a second hand unit appears, the company that makes them snaps them up.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:20,
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Jesus, they're doing a remake of Secret of NihmI think that was the first film I saw at the pictures
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:46,
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Think mine was eitherLabyrinth or Basil The Great Mouse Detective
Both of which terrified me
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 17:00,
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I'm picking up my new car. And also picking up a man from Sweden at the airport.Also I'll pick up some beers. I'll probably pick up one of my dogs at one point because she's getting a bit old and struggles on the long walks. I might pick up a pizza to eat Saturday night. I'll probably pick up loads if stuff really. Can we narrow the question a little?
Also, I watched 2 episodes of Capaldi as Who and now I hope he never gets another job.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:20,
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Also I'll pick up some beers. I'll probably pick up one of my dogs at one point because she's getting a bit old and struggles on the long walks. I might pick up a pizza to eat Saturday night. I'll probably pick up loads if stuff really. Can we narrow the question a little?
Also, I watched 2 episodes of Capaldi as Who and now I hope he never gets another job.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:23,
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have you got a Web cam in my workshop?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:24,
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thing is, with every single digit fitting in your nostrils there's no way God didn't intend for us to pick our noses(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:32,
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was it your favourite picking finger?:(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:34,
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what a nice, clean jokeit doesn't have to be all 'eff this' and 'guffs that'
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:44,
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And if you don't believe in God, you could argue that if it was detrimental then natural selection would've taken care of it. I've got a nasty scab in my nose at the mo.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 18:03,
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2 pairs.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:21,
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you're getting some quite usefull responses here(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:52,
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10 degrees in the 'pooli'm hoping my cash flow will pick up at the weekend, i need wine.
i think Doctor Who should be played by some gorgeous, muscly man who accidentally has his shirt ripped off in every episode
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:21,
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I've had a scouse man phone me three times asking if Dave's thereEach time I've told him that he has the wrong number, but he keeps persevering. If only more british people had his can-do spirit.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:30,
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hahahahahasaw the new doctor today, she said 'so, when did you move up here?'
i asked her what she meant. 'well, you're not from here, are you?'
i told her i was born and raised less than half a mile away and she looked amazed. she said i sound like a southerner! :D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:35,
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Do you not have the local twang?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:37,
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noi get called 'the posh one' by the local scallies. i also would never dream of setting foot outside the house in pyjamas, unless i'd forgotten to put the rubbish out and the truck was there and i had to rush
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:44,
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I'd like to see more veggie sausages on sausageadmin(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:21,
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Where's my tape?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:24,
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it's being delivered by horse and cart, so it may take a few days(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:30,
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Now I think of itI don't have a single machine in my possession capable of playing cassettes.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:31,
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it's time to retire that 8-track and move into the modern world grandad(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:33,
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Release it on wax cylinder and we'll talk turkey(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:37,
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talking of turkeyi went to deli too today and had the 'aldo'. it was fucking delicious
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:45,
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Every time I go there, the fucker's closed!Who closes on Saturday lunch time??
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:47,
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it's only when they see you comingfrinkiac.com/gif/S04E08/571637/576225.gif?b64lines=ICdUSVMgTk8gTUFOLiAnVElTIEEKIFJFTU9SU0VMRVNTIEVBVElORwogTUFDSElORS4=
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:54,
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well, i asked whether we could get focaccia bread if we came in early enough and he said they haven't done any in a while as they're dealing with the aftermath of the wife's dad's death and aren't coming in early enough to make itso maybe they were at the funeral, you insensitive bastard
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:08,
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he should still feel guilty(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:23,
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I do, don't worry about thatI feel guilty pretty much all of the time.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:32,
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ah, good pointPerhaps someone should email the administrator of the page.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:28,
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Yeah, but how many fuzzies had to die to make them?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:51,
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Felt is made from the skin of a shrew(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:51,
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I'll have to go pick my kids up I suppose, they only live round the corner ffs (
mongychops, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:23,
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Probably going to have to pick up my Amazon order if it arrives this week while I'm at work.Going to a bar on Sat for only the second time since becoming single again so it would be good to pick up teh laydeez innit.
Doctor Who should clearly be played by an elderly Jamaican lesbian, or maybe a genderqueer amputee Communist brony. Anything liable to make it just that little bit interesting.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:34,
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If the Doctor was played by Rusty Lee, I'd watch it every fucking week(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:38,
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:52,
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I think they should get jar jar binks to play dr who(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:35,
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I think they should cancel Dr Who and just repeat only fools and horses(
$$ ✅, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:41,
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noi fucking hate that show
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:45,
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Nobody likes itthey either think that they like it, or feel like they should.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:31,
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then they're obviously cunts(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:32,
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I liked the one where Del fell through a tear in the fabric of time and space(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:46,
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and Trigger made a face at two points in space simultaneously(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:46,
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hahaha you plonker!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 15:50,
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I think Miriam Margolyesshe should go back in time by punching a mare in the twat
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$$ ✅, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:17,
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The old grey mare ain't what she used to be. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:25,
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Man tries to crack "my wife doesn't listen to me" joke then dies of embarrassment when he realises he got the joke wrongwww.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38826211
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 16:39,
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DOCTOR WOMB MORE LIKE BECAUSE WOMEN(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 17:19,
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makes a change for youI thought you were more of a bottom-getter
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:58,
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Apparently red bull enquired to buy charlton, cunt wants 70 million, although I don't fancy being the Charlton redbulls at the redbulls stadium(
mongychops, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 14:01,
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they bought Leipzigthose mother fuckers are 2nd in the bundesliga
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$$ ✅, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 14:03,
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they've got the money, it's just the rebranding that would bother me(
mongychops, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 14:08,
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yeah that is pretty shit I think all the sports clubs they have bought incorporate their logo on the badge
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$$ ✅, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 14:10,
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we aint worth 70 anyway, he's only saying that because he reckons he's lent the club 50 and bought for 18, so he deserves to make a profit, yeah right you belgian wanker(
mongychops, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 14:14,
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Bottom get(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 14:34,
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wake up, wake up, it's the first of the month(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 14:42,
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I'm back nowbut I've realised this thread is a bit Frank-esque, wanky wanky wank etc.
What are you bit -esque?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:15,
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you do remind me of a giant beetle(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:24,
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The Trial was better IMHOSo was In der Strafkolonie, Kafka was a bit of a mad un
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:30,
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Too late m8It's nothing but ashes, and Euronymous was inside
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:40,
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You're a bit like 4 swedes?Sort of weight? Or talent?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:19,
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Oh shitI just blurted out the first thing that came to mind. Right, I'm withdrawing my choice.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:43,
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I'm deciding to just call you TwoHats againhappy wednesday!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:46,
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see you're quick to judge rob, but it's not as easy to consistently come up with top quality internet lols as he makes it look(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:52,
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ah, but I don't have a blue tick verifying me as a cult internet twitter celeb (
$$ ✅, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:56,
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one day, $$, one daydream big
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:57,
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Is that what the tick means?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:19,
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What a cunt(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:27,
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well I think this deserves recognition in the form of a short-lived spot on the popular page(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:44,
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I can't believe you created an entire blog and did image searches and everything just for this.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:56,
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and yet, here we are(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:58,
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yep. took about 10 minuteswould have done it sooner but i'm at work, innit
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:11,
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fucking helltwitter.com/robmanuel/status/826063897442533381
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:58,
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we're laughingbut he's winning the hearts and minds of the general public
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$$ ✅, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:02,
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For today at least, you are my hero.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:13,
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This is art(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:19,
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Have you tweeted it to Rob yet?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:29,
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he knows where we are(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:38,
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he will when the next newsletter is ready(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:50,
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easy for you to say(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:50,
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you can be my wife and deputy any day(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:54,
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fucks sake manolith can you get in touch with one of the proper mods and get this issue sorted once and for all?
I think it may be losing the site traffic
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:50,
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I expect b3ta is particularly popular in Romaniapossible Moldova too
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:54,
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But how else are we going to post the lyrics to the Numa Numa song?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:42,
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I think I need a change of job.Anyone got any vacancies they need filled?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:08,
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Much as I love Two Hats,I'm not sure that I'd want to work for him.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:16,
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Oh, I'm a terrible employer(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:33,
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i still think it would be better if only the person whose birthday it is got one, not everybody(
mongychops, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:43,
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But then what kind of a birthday would that be for me??(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:52,
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no wayinformatics is the future. You remain where you are and suck it up.
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$$ ✅, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:24,
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Bollocks.Actually, the job's alright, I just want to get paid the same to do less work from an office nearer to where I live. Is that too much to ask?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:28,
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I'm basquesque(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:18,
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You sorted my radio out yet?I'm sorely tempted by that 200 quid MST box. Saves the fucking around. Although they don't seem to exist second hand which is weird.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:19,
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haven't looked, I was busybut yeah, any accessory like that is likely to be flogged on the specific forum for that car; dunno if there's an XC90 UK group that you can ask.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:27,
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Grandmaster Flash cuts so on(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 13:40,
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Second breakfast morning threadI'm wearing the Tesco Value Grrrmachine t-shirt this morning.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:22,
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FUCK YOU(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:35,
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wake up on the wrong side of the bed or under it, Grumpy Pig?(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:36,
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Nope, I'm in a great mood.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:41,
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I wish I could somehow change my settings to strikey-g and all that, it just won't change back :((
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:43,
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What do you mean?A strikey-g is
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:47,
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there used to be a thing in the settings but i guesss its fcked. or do i just juse code?(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:49,
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I never saw a settings thing. I just the <s>(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:53,
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im so stupid it doesn't work /mod edit:
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:57,
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omg the first time a mod edited (not deleted) a message of mine(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:26,
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I'm only slowly arriving middle-aged, so I've still got some funkhbu?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:40,
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My traps are sulking after Monday's gym-fest, but my gait is light and groovy.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:46,
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the stripes suit youalright yeti, everyone
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:38,
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ManoDid you see those pictures of people coming down to the royal rumble on little go karts?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:47,
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i did, it was pretty funnyi wondered why they kept showing people appearing at the top of the ramp and then cutting back to the ring.
it was a fucking long way though
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:49,
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Yeah, very long.I didn't think much of the rumble to be honest.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:54,
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i thought it was alright apart from the end, but then it's been years since i've agreed with the choice of rumble winner(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:07,
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I didn't watch all of it, but the ending was not for me(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:35,
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Well that's quite apt as I have had a 2nd breakfast (
Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:00,
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The evil android?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:38,
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I fought the lore and the lore won(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:42,
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My t-shirt is red and has podka dots on:)(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:04,
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Oh yeah? Well, my hovercraft is full of eels.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:06,
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ooooh. O.oI'll have to check this statement for truth.
Brace yourself.
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$$ ✅, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:10,
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You like what you see?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:17,
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it's nothing without the zeros get as well(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:27,
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Late for work thanks to horrendous traffic, plus I'm leaving early to take to boy to the quack.Think I'm pushing the idea of flexible working past its limit.
On the plus side, my Amazon delivery looks to be arriving early, despite me opting for "no rush" delivery, and I'll have probably built up enough credit for another free film rental.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:21,
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Czesc MoMu.My current Amazon delivery is throwing me off a little. When I ordered in mid-Jan it said the expected delivery date was between 31 Jan and the end of the first week of Feb, but they then told me it shipped about ten days ago. Haven't got it yet, so I'm beginning to think they shipped it from the Moon or something.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:33,
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I've noticed that most of my recent orders go out from the warehouse down the road, but then make their way to me via Luton or Hemel.I should just offer to pick them up from the local warehouse.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:48,
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I met a pretty lass from Luton when I was a student(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:37,
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Probably wasn't me.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:39,
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check ur binary gender privilege pls (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:34,
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I think I'm a 01110000 01101111 01110100 01100001 01110100 01101111(
$$ ✅, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:41,
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01101100 01101111 01101100(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:45,
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That's Mr. Dicks to you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:36,
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Dick Medical school drop out, eh?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:49,
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Two Hats and Yeti, sitting in a treeG.U.F.F.I.N.G
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:48,
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After eating the hotel fry up yesterday, I reasoned I'd be better off skipping it and having an extra 10 minutes in bed. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:35,
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woah, deloltion(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:21,
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Well, I'm not going to repeat my fried bread tip.Nor the thing about beans.
Sorry, internet.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:33,
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they don't deserve you, Ems(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:39,
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I don't think I even saw the thing about beans.Sad tiemz.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:13,
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Shameless anti-fry up deloltion.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:21,
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It's ok, I've already reported this to Robhe feels very strongly about fried sausages.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:22,
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So I see.He'll probably get back to you once he's solved the mystery of Axl Rose's missing slice of fried bread.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:24,
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morningtoday's morning thread is time-limited to 0815 GMT. After that time, you are on your own.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 6:54,
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I witnessed you breaking your own rule I think that means they changed something
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 7:25,
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It's deep I know Just deal with it ok
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 7:25,
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what are you wittering on about?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 7:34,
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Well, that's it from GRRRMACHINE this morning.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:15,
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yer, I'm done, someone else can take overlaterzzzz
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:16,
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08:15 on the *dot*Yuss.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 8:16,
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That thread was the bentest thread we've had in quite some timeWhat's the opposite of bent?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:30,
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Straight, I'd have thought.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:32,
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Surely you're "curvy"?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:34,
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Surely you're SHUT UP(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:35,
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he's a 'rapping man'who is in the news today
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:01,
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put up a load of cryptic billboards, it seems(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:08,
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i just read, debut album coming it seems, i'll be buying that brah (
mongychops, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:10,
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I cannot begin to comprehend the appeal of "UK Garage".(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:00,
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I fear this may be correct.How do you stay so in tune with "da yoot", mongy?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:09,
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Annoying one's own children is a laudable endeavour.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:16,
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I've hopefully bred an army of bumwipers,to see me through my dotage.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:58,
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I'm aiming for being wealthy enough to hire someone for thatOr a world where arse wiping robots are the norm by the time I reach old age
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:18,
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In a perfect world, I'd be able to have a really tremendous shitand leave no mess whatsoever. Then I'd never have to wipe again. Think of the money one would save on toilet tissue.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:38,
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Play your karma right,maybe you'll get reincarnated as a dog?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:40,
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It was direct from the desk of The Last Threadbender alright.Dr. Strange was a lot less bent than I was expecting it to be, without actually being the opposite of bent as such, but it's the best I've got off the top of my head.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:36,
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I watched an episode of Dirk Gently yesterdayDICK BENTLY, more like
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:38,
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I've read a couple of the Dirk Gently novels.They're quixotically good.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:44,
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I read Teatime Of The Soul.It was crap, as was the TV version with Stephen Mangan.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:49,
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I haven't seen that, so I'm just going to say "Stephen Your Nan, more like" and leave it at that.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:56,
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lol, "your nan"!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:01,
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Unbent(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:44,
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Dude hung around with 12 other blokes, worse sandals and threw dinner partiesI bet he did jazz hands at the end of the sermon on the mount, the fucking bender
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:47,
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chelsea want craig gordon? mental the guy was out of work for two years
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$$ ✅, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:49,
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the opposite of bent is obviously your nan(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:49,
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Bent are an electronica act from Nottingham in England, consisting of Neil "Nail" Tolliday and Simon Mills. They gained critical acclaim from their debut album Programmed to Love in 2000.(
$$ ✅, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:56,
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Programmed to Love is a fucking beautiful album. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:57,
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well it's certainly not this thread(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:30,
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You can say that again(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:31,
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the site won't let me :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:35,
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If there's one thing this site will never tolerateit's repetition
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:36,
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or you get a bang on the head like thiswww.brillianttv.co.uk/wacaday/20years/images/bb154.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:39,
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or like this68.media.tumblr.com/15f2e74d30ab1db45b41232576d4e214/tumblr_mojqn0diXy1qjejgbo1_500.gif
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:40,
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NoIf it's not related to art, british kings or lower league football teams, he's not interested.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:52,
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whack THAT!#blaaahhhh
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:01,
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If there's one thing this site will never tolerateit's repetition
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:38,
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you'd like that wouldn't you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:37,
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They're playing that Boy Meets Girl song outside my room.Sounds like they're singing:
Waiting for a star to fall
And carry your heart into my arse
That's where you belong
In my arse baby, yeah
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:38,
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You two made a nice coupleIt's a shame how it worked out
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:51,
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All I got was a picture of a cat in a spaceship and something about technical difficulties. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:56,
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everything is a bit gaywith the possible exception of using stinging nettles to wipe your arse
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:33,
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really?can anyonw find a picture of trump in a swimsuit
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 17:33,
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Hello here Mr wankhouse(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jan 2017, 7:46,
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With Fap Shart and the twins?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 7:50,
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Tuehizzday.Time to fire up the French press again.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:13,
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what makes it French?Can't you just call it a coffee press?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:14,
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Dunno why they call it that, to be honest.Someone decided at some point in time that the French press was the one with the plunger and the Italian pot was the one that came in two screw-together halves and went on the hob.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:16,
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Fuck all that mate, get a proper coffee maker.What's with all the bent manual push plungers, do you have a mangle, too? Get out of the stone age m8
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Kroney, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:19,
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This is one of the areas in which I quite like being old-skool.No faffing about with tamping and steam pressure and all that. My Italian pot makes something not dissimilar to espresso (much less foam, granted, but still) and my morning ritual involves a half-litre mug of coffeem, and making that kind of quantity in a machine is impractical and bad for teh heart.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:26,
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Good Lord, not an espresso machine.Do you also go in for hair oil, sexism and cowardice? A coffee machine, man.
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Kroney, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:31,
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I just dump coffee grounds in a mug and add hot waterIf you're dicking around with some sort of machine, you might as well shove a Chippendale's cock up your arse to start the day, you bender.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:35,
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I hope it's freeze dried, otherwise you might as well put on a pair of panties and start singing show tunes.(
Kroney, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:37,
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I'm not gonna bite vladimir's style(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:38,
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hahahahahahahahahaimagine my joy on finding this whilst perusing all the exciting japes on the popular page :-D
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vladimir, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 22:35,
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You'll have to enlighten me, here.The only coffe machines I know that aren't espresso machines take capsules.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:37,
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Hot water, a few cups of ground coffee on top of a filter, press the "go" button.It's the only acceptable way to make coffee of any sort. If it in any way steams milk, you'd just as well put on a cardigan, grow your beard and get really into *insert name of obscure artist's discography released prior to achieving mediocrity*
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Kroney, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:40,
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Oh yeah, one of those jobbies.I don't want a paper filter, though - it removes some of those lovely bitter and caffeine-laden oils.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:43,
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A percolator (filter coffee, as the cafés sell it).Or, make "prk prk" noises while your boiling the kettle for your nescafe.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:46,
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I'd honestly rather have a cup of black filter coffeethan anything else. Unless Starbucks has one of those seasonal jobbies with the shitload of flavoured syrup. I'm on those like crabs on a skank.
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Kroney, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:48,
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Denis Leary's going to beat you up now.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:51,
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what's wrong with a nice pot of tea, you ghastly foreigner?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:51,
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You don't get good tea in most cafés - they take water from a boiler, rather than boiling it fresh.Bad coffee is almost always preferable to bad tea.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:08,
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Café filter coffee often isn't all that different to their Americano, and usually a good few pennies cheaper, so it does me.My filter machine lives on a high shelf, and it's usually easier to get the moka pot on, at home (french press is easier still, but they keep on getting smashed). The pot makes nicer coffee, too.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:52,
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It is a high shelf.Maybe not if you're a Harlem Globetrotter.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:11,
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By "crappy", I'm assuming you mean "manly in a way only 20 quid spent at Curry's can achieve".(
Kroney, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:41,
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I meant crappy as after they've been keeping coffee warm for half an hourit tastes like rubber
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fuscous, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:44,
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You mean you don't like your coffee to taste like burnt tyres?WHAT A WOOFTER
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Kroney, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:45,
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I thought the Italian one was TurkishImmma believe it's called a French press because it offers very little resistance when subjected to a superior force.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:19,
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I believe the Italian one (mokka pot) is quite different to Turkish,as Turkish coffee is reduced down to a fairly thick consistency. Could be wrong, though, as I've never had Turkish coffee.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:27,
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Turkish and Greek coffee are pretty thick and pasty.You get a good teaspoon's worth of grounds in the bottom of the cup as a matter of course. They also tend to look at you strangely if you don't sweeten the bejeezus out of it, which is not my thing either.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:28,
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You have the right of itTurkish coffee is heated in a small pot and comes out as a really thick shot.
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:33,
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I've never really wanted to be able to chew coffee.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:49,
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Yeah, whatevs.Mine comes from M&S and makes lovely coffee.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:47,
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'French Press' is what septics call it because they can't spell cafetière. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:19,
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Alright, George W. Bush.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:42,
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I was told recently that the only way to drink coffee is air pressed with no milk.Apparently putting milk in coffee marks me out as a wanker.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:21,
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that's not the only thing marking you out so don't sweat it (
mongychops, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:26,
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monster morning.Spent my birthday money, then bought the boy some spares for his rc copter - on their way from Hong Kong, so they ought to get here in time for Easter.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:28,
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I find buying Chinese stuff hit and miss these daysHalf my stuff never turned up, and of the half that did, half of those were the wrong thing.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:36,
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I've been okay, thus far.Still, fingers crossed.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:48,
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Oh man, they're my favourite independent Pacific islanders!(
Kroney, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:33,
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I'm celebrating with two ninths of a cup of coffee.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:34,
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This is the best day.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:38,
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I know someone who's been there.I've only been "comparatively close" to Nauru :(
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:56,
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January brings the snowmakes our feet and fingers glow
February brings the rain
thaws the frozen lake again
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:51,
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Soon be March, lambs and hares,men in ladies underwears
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 8:59,
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February is like the coldest month m8, what you wrote blates aint true(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:07,
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you can't argue with tradition m8(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:12,
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you can't argue with the Met Office "m8"(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:35,
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check out broadsword over here with his "alright"(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:07,
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2Hazz, in the hizz!Or whatever the prevailing slang is at the present time.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:27,
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I'm pretty sure it's something like thatgood morning Ems
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:28,
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gadzooks, 'tis the Duke of Godby(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 9:36,
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$$ ✅, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:03,
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I had a polyp like that once.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:17,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:19,
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Do you think I should post my opinion in coffee chat?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:20,
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I've just posted an anecdote instead. I don't think I can handle the pressure of being judged by my peers.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:22,
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I mostly drink douwe egberts instant, because I like itI occasionally make a stove top one, but not often. There.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:23,
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i get whatever premium instant is on special in the coop(
mongychops, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:25,
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There we aresubject closed
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:27,
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If it differs from mine, it's overOVER!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:22,
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Flat white with a shot of vanilla and chocolate sprinkles. Cold. Through a straw.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:22,
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milk, no sugar, hot, chuck it in my gobTime is money. NEXT.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:25,
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You seem to have confused coffee with milkshake m8.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:27,
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take it up with costa(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:29,
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people in the comments section are angry www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15057346.Couple_order_bag_of_Brussels_sprouts_from_Sainsbury_s___and_it_goes_hilariously_wrong/
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mongychops, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:24,
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Wowdefinitely a story worthy of going to the newspaper with. This happened to my sister, who accidentally ordered a single apple, rather than a bag. Needless to say, she did not feel compelled to approach the media.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:28,
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the staff clearly have no common sense, who orders one apple, clearly she wanted a crate (
mongychops, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:30,
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So is anyone having anything really nice for dinner?or is it just beans on toast like me?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:18,
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rice vermicelli noodleswith mushrooms, onions, peppers and bamboo shoots in hoi sin sauce
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:24,
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had chicken for lunchso need to have a veggie evening meal or i will suffer for it.
i always have stuff like this in, it's really tasty and takes a few minutes to cook
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:48,
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Tesco pizza because I can't afford a divorce(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:41,
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Yeah might save up for a bit and then treat myself in my 40s(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 18:19,
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Tesco frozen meat 'feast'(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 18:18,
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Do you not have to pay child support if you flee the country?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 19:00,
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You do, and to quote the current grrrmachine figures it's a zillion (
mongychops, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 19:08,
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not if they can't find you some squaddie did it to a bird my brother knows
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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 19:23,
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My mate kelly s ex used to back charge what their kids ate on his weekends , my mate gypo and I have just fallen out over such shit , oh I bought him 90 quid nikes, I'm knocking that off, twat (
mongychops, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 19:33,
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For full bleakness you need to serve it on a plate fashioned by cutting the box on and turning it inside out. I've totally never done this on Mondays when I'm still hungover, oh no.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 20:56,
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Thanks for asking planearm, I may have some foooOOod, washed down with a drink.Cheers
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:44,
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Just had a bloody lovely lasagna, if I do say so myself(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:45,
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Hahaha well it is Monday after all(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 18:00,
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Bet you had a whole garlic bread french stick to yourself!(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:47,
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Not cooked it yet, Im still at work.No garlic bread with chilli though...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:54,
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Tofu guffs imminent/ac
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 19:06,
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Had some chicken breasts that needed cooking so I'm doing a madrasAlthough a preliminary beans on toast wouldn't go amiss
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 20:12,
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Ahh the old 'I need to eat something to give me the energy to cook my tea. How well I know thee. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 20:57,
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Everyone in this hotel bar appears to be a brummie or a scot As a brummie who lives in Scotland this has left me with mixed feelings.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 20:20,
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The missus did me some big fat burgers, with fried onions and such like.Proper lovely, and now I've broken my prohibition on school night drinking, by getting in to the bottle of single malt that my in-laws have bestowed upon me.
Good times.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 22:41,
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