got all my blood test results back today
i appear to be indestructible.
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i appear to be indestructible.
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When you have blook taken
you should ALWAYS say "oh, it's still red then!"
They love that.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:28, archived)
you should ALWAYS say "oh, it's still red then!"
They love that.
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i was at blook donors once and they said my donation was the quickest they'd had all day
so i said 'haha, i'm like bleedy gonzalez!' and got zero response, so fuck 'em
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so i said 'haha, i'm like bleedy gonzalez!' and got zero response, so fuck 'em
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They really should make more of an effort, blook reserves are critically low
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i've got the best blook, too
the one that they can give to anyone. i don't donate any more though. still, they had roughly 25 pints out of me
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the one that they can give to anyone. i don't donate any more though. still, they had roughly 25 pints out of me
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I went for a pint to try and take the edge off my hangover.
I don't think it was the wisest move I've ever made.
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I don't think it was the wisest move I've ever made.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:20, archived)
No, I imagine it wasn't
I used to find Mars milk drink was good for a hangover. Do they still make that?
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I used to find Mars milk drink was good for a hangover. Do they still make that?
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:24, archived)
Yeah, too sweet generally
but it seemed to lift my spirits if I was unwell.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:29, archived)
but it seemed to lift my spirits if I was unwell.
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Ok well tell us what you do think was the wisest move you've ever made and we'll decide.
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Breaking up tagliatelle into small sections so it's easier to eat.
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Sacrilege
The best thing about long pasts is the rolling on the spoon/fork, and the slurping.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:57, archived)
The best thing about long pasts is the rolling on the spoon/fork, and the slurping.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:57, archived)
Gonna assume this means you either have no teeth or are severely learning disabled
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still got a bit of a cough and I still can't hear out of my left ear, but I have an appointment with the nurse to have it syringed next week, so mustn't grumble
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Im a bit fucking hungover still from Saturday tbh.
We were drinking from midday til 10.30pm
yesterday was spent dry heaving, until I felt well enough to have a few joints later on.
Today, Im sore round my ribs.
Too fucking old for it all nowadays.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:54, archived)
We were drinking from midday til 10.30pm
yesterday was spent dry heaving, until I felt well enough to have a few joints later on.
Today, Im sore round my ribs.
Too fucking old for it all nowadays.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:54, archived)
I can sympathise jase.
I had a few drinks friday at a gig. Which left me feeling rough, so i had a few drinks Saturday to sort that out, which left me feeling rough. I had a gig last night so ended up pissed for that as well. Now I've got one of them hangovers that doesn't hurt, it's just manifested itself as fear.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:56, archived)
I had a few drinks friday at a gig. Which left me feeling rough, so i had a few drinks Saturday to sort that out, which left me feeling rough. I had a gig last night so ended up pissed for that as well. Now I've got one of them hangovers that doesn't hurt, it's just manifested itself as fear.
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You're more hardcore, spreading the joy over three days.
Mind I did drink enough in that one afternoon.
we'll get through it. Keep yourself hydrated and have a good nights rest.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:58, archived)
Mind I did drink enough in that one afternoon.
we'll get through it. Keep yourself hydrated and have a good nights rest.
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Well that's the thing, I didn't really go in heavy. But I feel like I have.
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Our ageing livers defy us.
Boyce should be in a museum or something
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Boyce should be in a museum or something
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We had nearly the same weekend it seems.
Except I have another gig tonight.
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Except I have another gig tonight.
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i've heard he liked to 'rock' a 'feller' or two, knaawharramean?
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A Congresswoman has likened Putin to 'a tarantula in the middle of a web'
The overwhelming response to this? People pointing out that tarantulas don't sit in the middle of webs. Unbe-fucking-lievable.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:14, archived)
The overwhelming response to this? People pointing out that tarantulas don't sit in the middle of webs. Unbe-fucking-lievable.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:14, archived)
They're doing a play about jocky wilson
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-39293870
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-39293870
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:33, archived)
Tesco just delivered my weekly shop
Like 20 bags of stuff, but the poor bloke's got to carry it up 5 floors since we don't have a lift. He's a pensioner; I'm scared he's going to die considering the colour he's turning.
What do you want to do when you retire?
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Like 20 bags of stuff, but the poor bloke's got to carry it up 5 floors since we don't have a lift. He's a pensioner; I'm scared he's going to die considering the colour he's turning.
What do you want to do when you retire?
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You could always help him, you murderer!
OG GANGSTA
I'd like to retire in a bungalow by the sea.
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OG GANGSTA
I'd like to retire in a bungalow by the sea.
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Don't know about Poland
but over here you're not allowed to help. Health & Saftey gone mad, etc
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but over here you're not allowed to help. Health & Saftey gone mad, etc
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I think they're fair game once you get the crates off the street.
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I'd be willing to bet that once they get to your front door, you can do what you like
but really, a Tesco representative would be better placed to answer this
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:59, archived)
but really, a Tesco representative would be better placed to answer this
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well I suppose as long as there is no coffee or anything else involved, that would be ok
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aren't you? how silly
the steps to my front door are quite treacherous but by the time i know they're here, all the crates have been brought up so i've never offered to help.
also, i'm a bastard
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the steps to my front door are quite treacherous but by the time i know they're here, all the crates have been brought up so i've never offered to help.
also, i'm a bastard
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I offered to help when I lived in a third floor flat
but they always said that I'm not allowed. Maybe I looked like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:00, archived)
but they always said that I'm not allowed. Maybe I looked like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
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the voice actor for peppa pig's dad
is the guy who gets force-fed an egg in Who Framed Roger Rabbit
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:15, archived)
is the guy who gets force-fed an egg in Who Framed Roger Rabbit
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Does that mean by extension he also looks a bit like Dr Marvin Monroe?
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i was born in a bungalow by the sea
am i living my life backwards?
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am i living my life backwards?
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so it's come to this...
i'm clicking like on a monster munch post
truly all hope is lost
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i'm clicking like on a monster munch post
truly all hope is lost
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:00, archived)
If it's any consolation,
you made me think of the theme song to Spongebob Squarepants, so I'm certainly suffering the most horrendous ear-worm.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:03, archived)
you made me think of the theme song to Spongebob Squarepants, so I'm certainly suffering the most horrendous ear-worm.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:03, archived)
i'm surprised/disappointed that nobody tried to do the second line
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So you're wanting to end your life on a shitty council estate?
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I'd like to go and live in a British enclave on the Spanish coast.
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yeah I certainly don't want to have to deal with the same level of childcare that my parents have to put up with
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I can easily envisage any number of my children never leaving home,
ensuring that I'll have to be very involved in their children's lives.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:55, archived)
ensuring that I'll have to be very involved in their children's lives.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:55, archived)
now there is your best chance of a Marxian revolution, when the middle classes all lose their jobs
but unfortunately by then a life that isn't based on neoliberal individualism will be out of living memory and everyone will be too busy looking after their own patch of nothing to join forces with those other people
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:02, archived)
but unfortunately by then a life that isn't based on neoliberal individualism will be out of living memory and everyone will be too busy looking after their own patch of nothing to join forces with those other people
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:02, archived)
plus I'm pretty certain that they are holding back the legalisation of cannabis as their trump card
young unemployed males in the US with access to videogames and marijuana report unprecedented levels of personal happiness, they ain't ever going to rise up
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:04, archived)
young unemployed males in the US with access to videogames and marijuana report unprecedented levels of personal happiness, they ain't ever going to rise up
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:04, archived)
I think people our age will have to admit that state pensions won't exist in 40 years time
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I can't understand what you'd want to be 90 and all sorts of fucked up.
Stupid human survival instinct
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Stupid human survival instinct
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i'll probably just freeze to death after running out of bills to burn then
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Poland is a modern country now
we don't eat cabbage. It serves as toilet paper.
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we don't eat cabbage. It serves as toilet paper.
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I like cabbage.
Preferably unused, though.
Turns out, I like kale, too.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:06, archived)
Preferably unused, though.
Turns out, I like kale, too.
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This was filmed at my local Tesco
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mYpzNFG6y0
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mYpzNFG6y0
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Are you trying to say "You are famous?"
because even without the diacritics, you fucked it up
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because even without the diacritics, you fucked it up
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I thought it was Polish for "I am having a violent coughing fit."
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coincidentally I have been having violent coughing fits
might be cancer
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might be cancer
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dunno I just copied and pasted one of the comments from your link
anyway, I've left forever now
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anyway, I've left forever now
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Jestes = you are (singular)
Jestescie = you are (plural, to a group of people).
I'm just me.
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Jestescie = you are (plural, to a group of people).
I'm just me.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:46, archived)
Bo kto ci zapamita naklejk z szyby jak wbili do rodka tym bardziej wtpie eby na kamerach szo j odczyta ...
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 14:57, archived)
errr, that's deleted a large number of letters
but it's referring to the fact that cars here have the reg number as a holographic sticker on the windscreen, so although they removed the plates on the car, a well-placed CCTV camera might still have caught their identity.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:01, archived)
but it's referring to the fact that cars here have the reg number as a holographic sticker on the windscreen, so although they removed the plates on the car, a well-placed CCTV camera might still have caught their identity.
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New thread new thread, probably going to be poo thread.
Article 50 is a go next Wednesday. I've also got a gig that day. Coincidence? I don't think so.
What does the future have in store?
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Article 50 is a go next Wednesday. I've also got a gig that day. Coincidence? I don't think so.
What does the future have in store?
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I dunno
But I'm sure I could get a pretty good idea if I ask a gypsy lady in a caravan, as a person stuck on some scrub land outside Shitetown has got it all going for her enough to know whats going to happen to me. Right?
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:28, archived)
But I'm sure I could get a pretty good idea if I ask a gypsy lady in a caravan, as a person stuck on some scrub land outside Shitetown has got it all going for her enough to know whats going to happen to me. Right?
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Every citizen to be awarded merit points, various acts will add or subtract
Each day the lowest 1000 scores to be exterminated
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Each day the lowest 1000 scores to be exterminated
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:28, archived)
+5 for not dumping the job of parcelling up your estate onto someone else
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They're already rolling out something similar in China, aren't they?
"Be nice to your parents or we'll deduct points from your rating and you won't be able to get a job."
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:31, archived)
"Be nice to your parents or we'll deduct points from your rating and you won't be able to get a job."
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:31, archived)
I think there's a thing where if you're a bell on the chinese version of facebook it negatively affects your credit rating.
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Yeah, that was a good one.
They can be a bit heavy handed, but generally pretty compelling.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:03, archived)
They can be a bit heavy handed, but generally pretty compelling.
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A tedious afternoon of work
punctuated by many cups of coffee.
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punctuated by many cups of coffee.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:33, archived)
someone asked me if I was going to get Polish citizenship post-brexit
and I laughed in their stupid face
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and I laughed in their stupid face
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I've been meaning to try and get copies of my nan's birth/marriage/death certs so I can become an irish.
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my great-grandfather was scottish
so if they go independent and rejoin the EU I might be in with a chance.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:49, archived)
so if they go independent and rejoin the EU I might be in with a chance.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:49, archived)
I'm in two minds
economically I think it's suicide, and I also think it's daft for small countries to try and work independently when they can be stronger as a team.
But I more strongly feel that the EU in its current form is a massive sack of cunt that serves a very limited few at the expense of the many, is mired in bureaucratic process, holds no person accountable for mistakes made, suffers a severe lack of democracy and transparency, and is ultimately ineffectual where it really matters. I don't think any country really benefits from the EU beyond French farmers and Italian banks, both of whom should have gone bankrupt decades ago.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:48, archived)
economically I think it's suicide, and I also think it's daft for small countries to try and work independently when they can be stronger as a team.
But I more strongly feel that the EU in its current form is a massive sack of cunt that serves a very limited few at the expense of the many, is mired in bureaucratic process, holds no person accountable for mistakes made, suffers a severe lack of democracy and transparency, and is ultimately ineffectual where it really matters. I don't think any country really benefits from the EU beyond French farmers and Italian banks, both of whom should have gone bankrupt decades ago.
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And yet it still does a better job at protecting British workers than the shit-sacks in charge here.
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Does it?
Free movement of people allowed entire sectors of industry and service to import foreign labour at cheaper rates than locals. Look at the NHS - thousands of foreign nurses brought in who are now returning home, leaving an already strained service critically understaffed. Why wasn't the government promoting nurse training two decades ago to prevent this, or offer stipends, grants etc to get more locals into the healthcare system? Cos forrins are cheaper and the net tax yield is higher, and fuck the Britons, they can become social media managers or sutin.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:00, archived)
Free movement of people allowed entire sectors of industry and service to import foreign labour at cheaper rates than locals. Look at the NHS - thousands of foreign nurses brought in who are now returning home, leaving an already strained service critically understaffed. Why wasn't the government promoting nurse training two decades ago to prevent this, or offer stipends, grants etc to get more locals into the healthcare system? Cos forrins are cheaper and the net tax yield is higher, and fuck the Britons, they can become social media managers or sutin.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:00, archived)
I'd put that down to the ineptitude of 'the shit-sacks in charge here'.
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It's the inevitability of short-term political thinking, which is intrinsic to all governments
Which is why it's incompatible with a vast pan-EU project that sets budgetary periods twice the duration of a standard government term. You just get prick governments spunking it all up the wall and wasting a generation's worth of effort.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:11, archived)
Which is why it's incompatible with a vast pan-EU project that sets budgetary periods twice the duration of a standard government term. You just get prick governments spunking it all up the wall and wasting a generation's worth of effort.
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The NHS being staffed by forrins isn't anything to do with the EU -
it's long since sourced both doctors and nurses globally. It is true that successive governments have done sweet fa to change this, though, what with it being cheaper than training the natives.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:12, archived)
it's long since sourced both doctors and nurses globally. It is true that successive governments have done sweet fa to change this, though, what with it being cheaper than training the natives.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:12, archived)
I won't be happy until all hospital staff are utterly sleep deprived.
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One "you look younger" and one "have you always had a mustache?".
And a few barely suppressed giggles.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:18, archived)
And a few barely suppressed giggles.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:18, archived)
economically I think it's suicide, and I also think it's daft for small countries to try and work independently when they can be stronger as a team.
But I more strongly feel that the EU in its current form is
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:58, archived)
Yeah, everyone thinks their shit doesn't smell as bad as others'
YOUR WRONG!
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:12, archived)
YOUR WRONG!
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:12, archived)
Seven long years a bird in the wood,
And seven long years a fish in the flood.
Seven long years a warning bell,
And seven long years in the deeps of hell.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:39, archived)
And seven long years a fish in the flood.
Seven long years a warning bell,
And seven long years in the deeps of hell.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:39, archived)
New trade deals with countries other than Europe.
New trade deals with Europe.
Bills, bills, bills.
Tax, tax, tax.
Moaning, money, manifestos.
New passports. New borders. Hadrians wall going back up, and Scotland fucking off.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:59, archived)
New trade deals with Europe.
Bills, bills, bills.
Tax, tax, tax.
Moaning, money, manifestos.
New passports. New borders. Hadrians wall going back up, and Scotland fucking off.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:59, archived)
haha, not a chance
Their economic policy last time around was "we'll reclaim the North Sea oil fields!" and experts said "even that won't keep your economy afloat", and that was with oil at $100/barrel. Now it's $40; scotland would be utterly fucked.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:02, archived)
Their economic policy last time around was "we'll reclaim the North Sea oil fields!" and experts said "even that won't keep your economy afloat", and that was with oil at $100/barrel. Now it's $40; scotland would be utterly fucked.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:02, archived)
alt: people are so sick of Sturgeon's bleating they'll do anything to avoid Indyref14, 15 and 16 over the next decade
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It was 'once in a lifetime' *unless* a major constitutional change.
I'd argue brexit is that, especially since 'you might not be allowed in the EU' was one of the reasons for staying within the uk.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:17, archived)
I'd argue brexit is that, especially since 'you might not be allowed in the EU' was one of the reasons for staying within the uk.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:17, archived)
It's well lol when T-May lists reasons for not letting Scotland have independence that are just, if not more valid reasons for not leaving the EU with no sense of irony or self-awareness.
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I hope the working class riot when they work out they've been duped big time.
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they've no reason to, May has consistently put immigration at the forefront of her agenda
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they might still be poor and jobless but at least their neighbours won't have smelly food
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Yes.
Teresa May is a gift to the Scottish independence movement.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:06, archived)
Teresa May is a gift to the Scottish independence movement.
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If they do, it won;t be til after this mess.
Suppose it depends how it all works out for the UK.
Nicola Sturgeon will still be banging her drum. Like an angry Krankie
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:08, archived)
Suppose it depends how it all works out for the UK.
Nicola Sturgeon will still be banging her drum. Like an angry Krankie
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:08, archived)
Well that's another one of Richard mcbeef's favourite musicians gone.
Who here likes to look at people while they do plops and wees?
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:42, archived)
Who here likes to look at people while they do plops and wees?
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:42, archived)
Funny how an "act of immorality with a 14 year old girl" was not the career ending event it would be today.
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'Trapped in the closet' is one of the most surreal things I've ever seen.
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oh wait, no it wasn't
I only read half the article - it turns out his appeal was initially upheld, but then he did subsequently serve time for it following a retrial.
The dirty old bollocks
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:49, archived)
I only read half the article - it turns out his appeal was initially upheld, but then he did subsequently serve time for it following a retrial.
The dirty old bollocks
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:49, archived)
I don't see the appeal
really you're just looking at someone sitting on a chair with no trousers on. Or are you asking if we like looking at people squatting over glass tables and seeing the poo actually come out? Cos that's a bit grim; it prolly looks a bit like meat being forced into a sausage skin.
If only there was a board member obsessed with poo and sausage-making, who we could get the opinion of.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:51, archived)
really you're just looking at someone sitting on a chair with no trousers on. Or are you asking if we like looking at people squatting over glass tables and seeing the poo actually come out? Cos that's a bit grim; it prolly looks a bit like meat being forced into a sausage skin.
If only there was a board member obsessed with poo and sausage-making, who we could get the opinion of.
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I've watched shit extrude from my offspring's anus, like Satan's Mr Whippy,
when they've decided that midway through changing their nappy is the ideal time to relieve themselves. It's not pretty.
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when they've decided that midway through changing their nappy is the ideal time to relieve themselves. It's not pretty.
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Hang on, is this chuck Berry we're on about or is someone else dead?
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I can't have been the only one who was surprised to learn that Chuck Berry hadn't died years ago.
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I just seen on the news that Sesamie St is going to introduce a muppet with autism.
Is it one of you lot?
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Is it one of you lot?
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Had a small lol at the end of the article
when the woman talked about how she hoped the muppet would one day no longer be seen as "Julia with autism" but "just Julia", when the entire purpose of her existence on Sesame Street is to be "the one with autism".
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when the woman talked about how she hoped the muppet would one day no longer be seen as "Julia with autism" but "just Julia", when the entire purpose of her existence on Sesame Street is to be "the one with autism".
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Entire cast of TBBT replaced with grey dullards possessing not one single defining trait, and still idiots watch it
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London's Burning had a black character called 'Token'
that was only, what, 25 years ago?
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that was only, what, 25 years ago?
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I only remember it cos I asked my Dad what it meant
and since he was in the police at the time, he went off on a massive rant about positive discrimination etc etc
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and since he was in the police at the time, he went off on a massive rant about positive discrimination etc etc
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a friend of mine during his best man speech for his black bandmate made a joke about how he was the token black member of the band
amazingly the predominantly black audience didn't collapse into fits of laughter
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amazingly the predominantly black audience didn't collapse into fits of laughter
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I feel fine today.
Went pretty hard Friday and Saturday but last night was pretty chill. Bit sleepy as it was pretty late last night, but not too bad.
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Went pretty hard Friday and Saturday but last night was pretty chill. Bit sleepy as it was pretty late last night, but not too bad.
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I shaved off my beard, last night,
and now my chin is cold. I don't know how you cope.
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:56, archived)
and now my chin is cold. I don't know how you cope.
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with what?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:03, archived)
is it world sparrow day already?
seems to come around sooner every year
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seems to come around sooner every year
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the bloke who play Worf in star trek is Mr Dorn
this means you want to suck a klingon willy
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 8:33, archived)
this means you want to suck a klingon willy
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I appreciated the sheer scale of comedy edits TNG provides
also, famke jannsen's tits and that bint what was in Conan the Destroyer
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also, famke jannsen's tits and that bint what was in Conan the Destroyer
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Famke Jannsen is in The Blacklist
and I thought "my goodness, she's ageing well". Then I noticed that her face barely moves when she talks.
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and I thought "my goodness, she's ageing well". Then I noticed that her face barely moves when she talks.
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hahahahaha
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/uproar-as-born-again-christian-launches-complaint-over-police-using-lgbt-rainbow-flag-1-7871975
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www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/uproar-as-born-again-christian-launches-complaint-over-police-using-lgbt-rainbow-flag-1-7871975
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Don't you find that most people who "turn to god"
do so because they've run out of humans who will talk to them
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do so because they've run out of humans who will talk to them
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without wanting to invoke /r/atheism
vocal christians are utter simpletons
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vocal christians are utter simpletons
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That poor tattoo artist, he's got to live with his canvas acting in this way
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tattoo artists surely have some of moral code, right?
Like asking "are you aware this will completely fuck up your life?" before inking someone's face.
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Like asking "are you aware this will completely fuck up your life?" before inking someone's face.
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"I want a tattoo that captures the spirit of this hat"
Say no more, m8
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Say no more, m8
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There's a wally that comes into my local on the rare occasion and he's got a full Maori facial tattoo. It's been covered and redone several times, so if he's more than about 3 meters away it looks like he's blacked up.
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You'd have thought an omniscient, transcendental being would be aware of other uses of the rainbow,
and pick a less contentious symbol for His followers to unite behind.
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and pick a less contentious symbol for His followers to unite behind.
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I think you might be on to something, there.
A bit grim, perhaps, but no one else is using it. Good job there's nothing in the Bible about graven images, too.
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A bit grim, perhaps, but no one else is using it. Good job there's nothing in the Bible about graven images, too.
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i am getting Over £80 per hour working from home with 2 kids at house. I never thought I would be able to do it but my best friend earns over £9185 a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.
Heres what I've been doing........ www.MaxWage70.Com
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:33, archived)
whoa hold on a minute
I've just spotted that CarolGlade is getting paid over £98.91 per hour
those MaxWage70 bastards are ripping me off
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I've just spotted that CarolGlade is getting paid over £98.91 per hour
those MaxWage70 bastards are ripping me off
( , Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:35, archived)
Don't want to end up reading the times.
Woah oh the media nites
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Woah oh the media nites
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Might be a rasta thing:
The Africans were the Medianites as Canaanites and sons of Kush / Ham. The Israelites / Moses were Hebrew Israelites and descending from Shem. They were not African, according to the scripture.
And you will find he did slaughter the tribe of his wife and children. His wife was a medianite.... By slaughtering them I mean they killed all of the males including the male children and the none virgin women. The virgins they kept for themselves. This is wickedness at its heights and against the example of Haile Selassie I
If you read the bible you should know this!
I obviously need to brush up on my Bible.
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The Africans were the Medianites as Canaanites and sons of Kush / Ham. The Israelites / Moses were Hebrew Israelites and descending from Shem. They were not African, according to the scripture.
And you will find he did slaughter the tribe of his wife and children. His wife was a medianite.... By slaughtering them I mean they killed all of the males including the male children and the none virgin women. The virgins they kept for themselves. This is wickedness at its heights and against the example of Haile Selassie I
If you read the bible you should know this!
I obviously need to brush up on my Bible.
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The only Potter book I've read was Deathly Hallows.
It was rubbish.
Fittingly, the only book of the Bible I've read is Revelation. I didn't like that, either.
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It was rubbish.
Fittingly, the only book of the Bible I've read is Revelation. I didn't like that, either.
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Well it's no good just reading the last one, is it
They're alright. The boys enjoyed having them read to them. Amusingly, my oldest hated the films because they're not as good.
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They're alright. The boys enjoyed having them read to them. Amusingly, my oldest hated the films because they're not as good.
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I'd been watching the films with my other half, thought I'd get ahead and find out the ending by reading the last book
(mainly to confirm that the "Harry is a horcrux and has to get himself killed" twist was as I'd suspected).
I didn't have kids at the time, so I really had no business reading the books, but I'd enjoyed taunting a colleague with my "Snape kills Dumbledore, but it's all part of the plan and he turns out to be a hero" prediction, earlier, so wanted to check if I was right. On reflection, guessing the plot twists is a story for children isn't really much of an achievement.
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(mainly to confirm that the "Harry is a horcrux and has to get himself killed" twist was as I'd suspected).
I didn't have kids at the time, so I really had no business reading the books, but I'd enjoyed taunting a colleague with my "Snape kills Dumbledore, but it's all part of the plan and he turns out to be a hero" prediction, earlier, so wanted to check if I was right. On reflection, guessing the plot twists is a story for children isn't really much of an achievement.
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The B.I.B.L.E (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) is an *Ancient* book written roughly 2500 years ago by lots of different people then translated over and over again, edited, re edited and so on for millennia.
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they should have put the picture further down the article
having it at the top ruins the comic timing
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having it at the top ruins the comic timing
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this vegan straight sXedge chat was great but
Shaquille O'Neil approves of the fact that the Earth is flat ...
if it were, he wouldn't have played basketball because dat don't work like dat.
also: how can he have a Scottish surname?!
also: see you when the morrow morns
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Shaquille O'Neil approves of the fact that the Earth is flat ...
if it were, he wouldn't have played basketball because dat don't work like dat.
also: how can he have a Scottish surname?!
also: see you when the morrow morns
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We're playing a show tonight.
The headline band are vegan straightedge. Like that bloke from lost prophets. I'm scared.
How are you?
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The headline band are vegan straightedge. Like that bloke from lost prophets. I'm scared.
How are you?
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Good luck t you mate , I've never been a showman since school, I've caused many a scene tho
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I'm looking forward to it,
Although it doesn't look like we're getting much of a sound check as the headline band appear to be wankers.
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Although it doesn't look like we're getting much of a sound check as the headline band appear to be wankers.
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Vegan Straightedge
Sounds like some sort of Virginal cosmetic surgery.
"Well Doctor, I was thinking of having the vegan straightedge. Does it take tong? Will I have to be in overnight?"
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Sounds like some sort of Virginal cosmetic surgery.
"Well Doctor, I was thinking of having the vegan straightedge. Does it take tong? Will I have to be in overnight?"
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On holiday in Helsinki I found myself in a pool with some boring locals.
I've always wanted to swim with dull Fins.
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I've always wanted to swim with dull Fins.
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Just logging in so that I can leave a blank post in response to this.
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The big question is which will run out first: shit football names or insecure b threeta accounts.
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Ha, is he a guy who promises people a share in a TWENTY MILLION ONION FORTUNE in return for a small loan?
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bollocks
you shot your bolt when you saw Chuck Berry guff into a hooker's mouth and had to login. Pervert.
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you shot your bolt when you saw Chuck Berry guff into a hooker's mouth and had to login. Pervert.
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It's the thought of Paul standing by a grave
A single tear falls as he whispers "it's all to me now"
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A single tear falls as he whispers "it's all to me now"
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hey, don't be like that mate
If I can be arsed, I'll dig out that gif of him farting in that hooker's mouth if you like.
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If I can be arsed, I'll dig out that gif of him farting in that hooker's mouth if you like.
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I've gone for a couple of pints after the film I've seen, but I just bought a bottle of red for when I get bored and go home.
Off sales stop at 10 in Scotland, it's shit.
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Off sales stop at 10 in Scotland, it's shit.
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I saw the end of the Wales one, but fucked off for England/Ireland.
The shit thing about my local is they only sell wine by small bottles so even if they're nice enough to off-sale you a bottle on the sly it's a pain.
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The shit thing about my local is they only sell wine by small bottles so even if they're nice enough to off-sale you a bottle on the sly it's a pain.
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The end of that Wales game was a bit bonkers.
Good on the French though.
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Good on the French though.
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That ref was a knob mind, but you can't blame the French for making the most of it and trying for the win
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I don't mind the French
They've got a guitarist in the pub, and he's alright, but there's basketball on the telly above him,that's far more interesting tbh.
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They've got a guitarist in the pub, and he's alright, but there's basketball on the telly above him,that's far more interesting tbh.
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I've got Portland for the win by 10-13 points, because I'm bored
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You could be on to something there.
I don't understand basketball at all, but it's easy to watch.
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I don't understand basketball at all, but it's easy to watch.
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I like it, kids are watching shit so it preferable and i can make silly bets
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I've never seen White Men Can't Jump.
Maybe I'll watch it while I drink that bottle of wine.
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Maybe I'll watch it while I drink that bottle of wine.
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P.s. It's there an actual term for when someone grabs the hoop and shatters the glass frame?
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Nah.
The Mrs is watching some chick-flick. She brought me round some booze though as a bribe to sit with her. Got a big fart brewing, when she nips to the bog I'm gonna sit in her spot and let it go. :D
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The Mrs is watching some chick-flick. She brought me round some booze though as a bribe to sit with her. Got a big fart brewing, when she nips to the bog I'm gonna sit in her spot and let it go. :D
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Watching The Great Escape...
And today some vibrating anal beads and numbing anal gel was delivered. Along with £70 wirth of filthy lingerie.
I'm for a goodnight. Loads of TUNNELS to be dug ;)
( , Sat 18 Mar 2017, 21:45, archived)
And today some vibrating anal beads and numbing anal gel was delivered. Along with £70 wirth of filthy lingerie.
I'm for a goodnight. Loads of TUNNELS to be dug ;)
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Your mrs is putting you on the game again?
Poor The LOVELY Span Eff. Forced to sell his arse to burly dockworkers for pennies. Again.
:(
( , Sat 18 Mar 2017, 21:53, archived)
Poor The LOVELY Span Eff. Forced to sell his arse to burly dockworkers for pennies. Again.
:(
( , Sat 18 Mar 2017, 21:53, archived)
My grunge mate said he used to die his hair with ice poles back in the day.
By the time I met him he was as bald as a coot so I can't confirm.
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By the time I met him he was as bald as a coot so I can't confirm.
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i've never had blue hair before
had black, red, brown, green, purple, orange, blonde, white and striped, but not blue
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had black, red, brown, green, purple, orange, blonde, white and striped, but not blue
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back in the day
there used to be a monster that had ice poles for hair, and if she looked at you you'd turn into a curly wurly, but someone held up a mirror and she turned into a bubblegum flavoured curly wurly
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there used to be a monster that had ice poles for hair, and if she looked at you you'd turn into a curly wurly, but someone held up a mirror and she turned into a bubblegum flavoured curly wurly
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One of your all time great lyrics – apart from all of Stay Another Day (4) – is "outside is raining, but inside is wet" from Steam. What is it about?
[Laughs] Well... It's, er...
Is it rude Tony?
It is rude, yeah. Most of them are. Well, they were!
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wetter than an otter's pocket
which is odd since I work with a Ms Otter and I doubt she'd wear damp trousers
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which is odd since I work with a Ms Otter and I doubt she'd wear damp trousers
( , Sat 18 Mar 2017, 15:33, archived)
not even if they weren't properly dry and she was late for work?
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it tried to rain but you could tell its heart wasn't really in it
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Don't mind, I'm in watching the rugby.
Bloody Welsh must be livid about the end of that game.
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Bloody Welsh must be livid about the end of that game.
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outside a 30 year returns window
fuck it, i'm off home for a smoke
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fuck it, i'm off home for a smoke
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Had a bit of a hailstorm earlier, for teh lulz.
I'm off bar-hopping and clubbing shortly, so if it pisses it down, I'm going to be dismayed.
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I'm off bar-hopping and clubbing shortly, so if it pisses it down, I'm going to be dismayed.
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'ark at you, strolling back in here and running your mouth off
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I hope so. I spent today scarifying and then reseeding the front lawn. Cunt birds keep trying to eat the seed though
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a bird shat in my sausage roll bag today,
i may or may not have eaten bird poo
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i may or may not have eaten bird poo
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i honestly don't know if i did or not,
i was half way through my sausage roll when i noticed there was poo in the bag, and on my sleeve, so some of it could have landed on the sausage roll and i'd not noticed, it was a Goan Spicy Pork sausage roll so i didn't know what that was supposed to taste like and i also don't know what bird poo tastes like.
It probably depends on the bird and what the bird has been eating i guess. And it may well have been eating sausage rolls, i dunno.
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i was half way through my sausage roll when i noticed there was poo in the bag, and on my sleeve, so some of it could have landed on the sausage roll and i'd not noticed, it was a Goan Spicy Pork sausage roll so i didn't know what that was supposed to taste like and i also don't know what bird poo tastes like.
It probably depends on the bird and what the bird has been eating i guess. And it may well have been eating sausage rolls, i dunno.
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A seagull once shat all down my arm as I pushed the button on a crossing. It was stood on the post.
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well i recently watched one swallow a whole carrier bag so i guess we're still winning as a species
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I saw one necking the dregs of a can of special brew.
They're really horrible creatures.
I reckon my scale of birds has seagull at one end and crow at the other.
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They're really horrible creatures.
I reckon my scale of birds has seagull at one end and crow at the other.
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yeah crows are ace,
i reckon out of all the birds if one is going to become sentient and start a civilisation it's gonna be crows.
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i reckon out of all the birds if one is going to become sentient and start a civilisation it's gonna be crows.
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I saw a great video on YouTube recently showing them work out displacement and stuff with u shaped pipes with water in them.
They reckon they're comparable with dolphins and chimps in terms of intelligence. They know traffic light sequences and use them to drop and retrieve nuts after cars have cracked their shells.
( , Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:56, archived)
They reckon they're comparable with dolphins and chimps in terms of intelligence. They know traffic light sequences and use them to drop and retrieve nuts after cars have cracked their shells.
( , Sat 18 Mar 2017, 20:56, archived)
chimps are apparently going through their own stone age right now
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www.bbc.co.uk/earth/story/20150818-chimps-living-in-the-stone-age
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Did they turn up at the bottom of a bag of your sausage rolls?
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Yeah, so that film Hidden Figures about the black women that were computers at nasa is fantastic.
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Alright, it's bloody windy and bloody cold and I have not come prepared for being on the yard.
I may have to be a wimp and go hide in the car.
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I may have to be a wimp and go hide in the car.
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Is this a afrika (oh i cant spell ) bombarta thing? Or am i way out
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Afrika Bum-Barter, more like.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afrika_Bambaataa#Sexual_abuse_allegations
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afrika_Bambaataa#Sexual_abuse_allegations
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I thought you said you had a Paddy's work do, my mistake , soz
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I have fucking had it with the irish. When they're not wasting my time with their bloody ridiculous health beliefs they're fucking up my nice dinner out with their stupid loud horse-obsessed drunken violent uneducated unintelligible illiterate sexist
terrorist potato-eating emerald gypsy cuntery. They can fuck off back to father ted land the lot of them
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terrorist potato-eating emerald gypsy cuntery. They can fuck off back to father ted land the lot of them
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Yeah. Homeboozing tonight.
Fucking hate boozers full of plastic famine-wogs. Also I can't find my 'Cromwell was RIGHT' T-shirt OR my 'Sunday Was A BLOODY GOOD START, YOU BABY EATERS!' one.
sadtimes.
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Fucking hate boozers full of plastic famine-wogs. Also I can't find my 'Cromwell was RIGHT' T-shirt OR my 'Sunday Was A BLOODY GOOD START, YOU BABY EATERS!' one.
sadtimes.
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All the bellends that don't know how to order a drink in a pub just make it a chore.
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Yeah. See even real spud-wogs have figured that out by now.
Frankly if they started knee-capping pretend famine-niggers for wearing green the pub would be a better place.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:13, archived)
Frankly if they started knee-capping pretend famine-niggers for wearing green the pub would be a better place.
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Accidentally wore some green cufflinks to work today and some stupid cunt mick thought it was for St Patricks Day.
You know who else loves green? Muslims. Draw your own conclusions.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 23:17, archived)
You know who else loves green? Muslims. Draw your own conclusions.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 23:17, archived)
Y'awroight.
Been out, had a pint with some French people trying valiantly to speak English. The only one with a decent command of the language was a flaming queen and we didn't share very many topics of conversation, so I left.
On the way I stopped at the supermarket to get some energy drinks and a bottle of vodka, and the checkout girl was so busy chatting to her neighbour that she forgot to scan the vodka. Free St. Patrick's Day vodka all round.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:07, archived)
Been out, had a pint with some French people trying valiantly to speak English. The only one with a decent command of the language was a flaming queen and we didn't share very many topics of conversation, so I left.
On the way I stopped at the supermarket to get some energy drinks and a bottle of vodka, and the checkout girl was so busy chatting to her neighbour that she forgot to scan the vodka. Free St. Patrick's Day vodka all round.
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More fool you, it's poisoned, if you'd been honest she'd have told you and given you a replacement
Great way of culling the customers you don't want
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:12, archived)
Great way of culling the customers you don't want
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:12, archived)
Mebbe.
I'm about to have the first double, so if I'm not dead in half an hour, I'll let you know.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:13, archived)
I'm about to have the first double, so if I'm not dead in half an hour, I'll let you know.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:13, archived)
When I was in Iceland I clocked a hire car with a hand painted sign saying 'We're sorry, we're French :)'.
I found that far more humble and less aloof than my usual encounters with said people.
I'm off to see a hip-hop group backed by a brass band.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:13, archived)
I found that far more humble and less aloof than my usual encounters with said people.
I'm off to see a hip-hop group backed by a brass band.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:13, archived)
There's bound to be a pun in here somewhere but I know nothing about hip hop and precious little about brass bands.
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Nice
Used because you are nice and your little family are nice and you hate the word nice, nice one
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:58, archived)
Used because you are nice and your little family are nice and you hate the word nice, nice one
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:58, archived)
Oooooh , the white one looks like a submariner or deep-sea, the black one, dunno, piss crowns but no crown guard? You have to refresh the page to see both teasers
m.rolex.com
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m.rolex.com
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:34, archived)
They're all obselete m8, you can get a 30 quid one from china that works as a phone and measures your heart rate.
Rolex need to get with the fucking times
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 23:23, archived)
Rolex need to get with the fucking times
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 23:23, archived)
i guess i'll do it then
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39295274
5/7
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 15:23, archived)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39295274
5/7
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 15:23, archived)
yeah i can live with not knowing much about small american towns or ed sheeran
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 15:29, archived)
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My life has an active Ed Sheeran block on it
It is genuinely positive to my health and wellbeing
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 15:40, archived)
It is genuinely positive to my health and wellbeing
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 15:40, archived)
If The LOVELY Binky was here we could all go 'OOOOHHH' at her candles.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 15:36, archived)
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i'm just reading an article about what'll happen when the queen carks it
i hope it happens on a weekday morning as we'll get the rest of the day off work
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 16:00, archived)
i hope it happens on a weekday morning as we'll get the rest of the day off work
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 16:00, archived)
www.vice.com/en_uk/article/london-rental-opportunity-of-the-week-potentially-the-worst-one-yet?utm_source=vicefbuk&utm_campaign=global
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 15:56, archived)
This is noteworthy because the cost seems unreasonably high when you consider the size of the property!
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We're 1 Twins!
And remember, you didn't get them wrong; you just didn't know the answer.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 16:34, archived)
And remember, you didn't get them wrong; you just didn't know the answer.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 16:34, archived)
i heard the police thanked the bloke as the dog was a know drug dealer and nonce
www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/dog-dies-after-being-attacked-122445/
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 16:35, archived)
www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/dog-dies-after-being-attacked-122445/
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 16:35, archived)
Never thought I'd live to see the day that chicken scratches get in the news
www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/family/what-eraser-challenge-dark-online-10045052#comments-section
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 16:58, archived)
www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/family/what-eraser-challenge-dark-online-10045052#comments-section
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 16:58, archived)
Ha. One of my mates ended up with a balloon sized hand after refusing to back down on games of knuckles.
He didn't get in the paper; his dad just called him a stupid cunt.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 17:06, archived)
He didn't get in the paper; his dad just called him a stupid cunt.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 17:06, archived)
I think our events manager might be a genius.
We've got a "developing a Christian mind" conference in at the same time as a "science and the future of education" conference in. Apparently there was a fight in the bar last night.
Mismatched groups blah blah question mark? Friday.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:10, archived)
We've got a "developing a Christian mind" conference in at the same time as a "science and the future of education" conference in. Apparently there was a fight in the bar last night.
Mismatched groups blah blah question mark? Friday.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:10, archived)
Now this is a proper tear up, be warned ,
i.imgur.com/Mri4PLt.gif
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:37, archived)
i.imgur.com/Mri4PLt.gif
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:37, archived)
i only wanted to show them this for easter
www.chococo.co.uk/milk-dinosaur-egg.html
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:40, archived)
www.chococo.co.uk/milk-dinosaur-egg.html
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:40, archived)
11 quid for less than 200g of chocolate?
that's a 3600% markup on cocoa.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:34, archived)
that's a 3600% markup on cocoa.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:34, archived)
This is more you
www.thepresentfinder.co.uk/buy/chocolate-building-blocks_2305.htm
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:44, archived)
www.thepresentfinder.co.uk/buy/chocolate-building-blocks_2305.htm
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:44, archived)
you can see in the pics that they don't even tesselate, what a gyp
I'd rather have Megablocs than that load of shit
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:47, archived)
I'd rather have Megablocs than that load of shit
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:47, archived)
I used to get them for my niece every Easter when she was little.
:D
And the pumpkin for halloween.
I am THE. BEST. UNCLE. EVER.
*Prouds*
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:48, archived)
:D
And the pumpkin for halloween.
I am THE. BEST. UNCLE. EVER.
*Prouds*
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:48, archived)
Awww, I'm definitely getting this for myself.
www.chococo.co.uk/milk-chococosaurus.html
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:50, archived)
www.chococo.co.uk/milk-chococosaurus.html
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:50, archived)
I had a conversation a while ago with someone who (not for religious reasons, weirdly) denied the existence of dinosaurs
She was just being willfully ignorant. When she said that there was no evidence to suggest they even existed, I said "apart from the thousands of massive bones that have been found over the years." Her answer to that was that there was no proof that these bones all belonged to the same creature, and that scientists were just frankensteining all the bones together.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:33, archived)
She was just being willfully ignorant. When she said that there was no evidence to suggest they even existed, I said "apart from the thousands of massive bones that have been found over the years." Her answer to that was that there was no proof that these bones all belonged to the same creature, and that scientists were just frankensteining all the bones together.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:33, archived)
she's in for a treat when she learns about the Cambrian explosion
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Thing is, she spouts this nonsense in front of her kids!
I just hope they don't repeat this guff at school, for their sakes.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:37, archived)
I just hope they don't repeat this guff at school, for their sakes.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:37, archived)
Denying it because it conflicts with your own beliefs regarding the creation of the universe is one thing
While I don't agree with that way of thinking, I understand it. But denying something based purely on the fact that you don't understand how it works? That's just stupid.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:36, archived)
While I don't agree with that way of thinking, I understand it. But denying something based purely on the fact that you don't understand how it works? That's just stupid.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:36, archived)
Lol yeah, they just happen to fall next to each other, forming complete skeletons
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:37, archived)
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:37, archived)
But then even the bones that were found alone
paleontologists know what bones go where, because they're FUCKING PALEONTOLOGISTS. She annoyed me a bit.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:50, archived)
paleontologists know what bones go where, because they're FUCKING PALEONTOLOGISTS. She annoyed me a bit.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:50, archived)
Yeah but to be fair to your thick mate, there HAS been some Frankensteining of dinosaur fossils in the past.
You've only got to look at theb Crystal Palace dinosaurs to see that.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:52, archived)
You've only got to look at theb Crystal Palace dinosaurs to see that.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:52, archived)
Well she's right in that they didn't all just belong to one single creature.
God could you imagine?
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:49, archived)
God could you imagine?
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:49, archived)
It would take a dedicated monastic order 1000 years to finish singing the song
if they started at "The leg bone connecka to the..."
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:55, archived)
if they started at "The leg bone connecka to the..."
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:55, archived)
put a decent breakbeat behind that, and Engima have got a new single
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:58, archived)
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i had a hare krishna try and sell me a cd outside a virgin megastore in nottingham
by describing the music as exactly that
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:03, archived)
by describing the music as exactly that
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:03, archived)
One of those dudes gave me a book on spiritual enlightentment
I told him I didn't have any money and he said I could have it, as long as I read it. They're a great bunch of lads, aren't they.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:05, archived)
I told him I didn't have any money and he said I could have it, as long as I read it. They're a great bunch of lads, aren't they.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:05, archived)
Some woman gave me one of those leaflets churches have. I said thanks then she asked if she could have my number to contact about events and stuff.
I channeled my inner Bartleby and told her 'I'd prefer not to'.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:11, archived)
I channeled my inner Bartleby and told her 'I'd prefer not to'.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:11, archived)
They hand out free lunches in london, but to rich students at the lse, i don't get that
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:16, archived)
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We had free sikh curry a couple of weeks ago
it was fucking beezer. They gave the boys crisps and drinks too. I gave them some money, but there was no obligation.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:20, archived)
it was fucking beezer. They gave the boys crisps and drinks too. I gave them some money, but there was no obligation.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:20, archived)
They might have done.
I've SEEN That Kurt Russell documentary The Thing. There's no telling how big The Thing could get.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 14:11, archived)
I've SEEN That Kurt Russell documentary The Thing. There's no telling how big The Thing could get.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 14:11, archived)
Who was that Victorian palaentologist who argued that fossils had been placed in rocks by God to test our faith?
Wazzock.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:55, archived)
Wazzock.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:55, archived)
I've just had a sweet potato chilli burrito
It was fucking awesome and my head is now sweating
I was part of the mismatched group that ran a train on YM last night
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:47, archived)
It was fucking awesome and my head is now sweating
I was part of the mismatched group that ran a train on YM last night
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:47, archived)
I'm starting to think it was a mistake letting Poland join the EU
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:48, archived)
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according to those shit celebrity rich sites
Herb Alpert is worth $850 million. That doesn't sound right
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:50, archived)
Herb Alpert is worth $850 million. That doesn't sound right
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:50, archived)
I thought he was dead.
Actually I think I was thinking of Judd Hirsch but he isn't dead either.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:55, archived)
Actually I think I was thinking of Judd Hirsch but he isn't dead either.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:55, archived)
It is that sweet sweet coin you get for a Christmas album
At least.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:55, archived)
At least.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:55, archived)
Well there are always tonnes of his records in the charity shops
so somebody's buying them
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:55, archived)
so somebody's buying them
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:55, archived)
There's a "museum" in Boston for a weekly mag called Christian Science Monitor
The exhibitions in there have more mental gymnastics going on than a a Trump supporter. The homeopathy section alone was superb.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:51, archived)
The exhibitions in there have more mental gymnastics going on than a a Trump supporter. The homeopathy section alone was superb.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:51, archived)
Hang on. How the FUCK are Christians supposed to be allowed to do Homeopathy?
Wouldn't that come under Witchcraft?
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:55, archived)
Wouldn't that come under Witchcraft?
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:55, archived)
Oh yeah, I just remembered
When I went to Barcelona, I saw something I'd never seen before. Get this...an oriental rasta. Massive dreads, tie dye, big suspicious looking cigarette. Chinese, I reckon. I didn't ask him, obviously.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:52, archived)
When I went to Barcelona, I saw something I'd never seen before. Get this...an oriental rasta. Massive dreads, tie dye, big suspicious looking cigarette. Chinese, I reckon. I didn't ask him, obviously.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:52, archived)
I saw Lee Scratch Perry last week; he was smoking zoots on stage.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:56, archived)
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 12:56, archived)
Here, have a look and see what you reckon.
i.imgur.com/9GU4OVG.jpg?1
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:25, archived)
i.imgur.com/9GU4OVG.jpg?1
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 13:25, archived)
Happy St Patrick's day.
May the luck of the Irish be with you and all your family always!!!!☘🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘🍀❤💚
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 7:44, archived)
May the luck of the Irish be with you and all your family always!!!!☘🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘🍀❤💚
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 7:44, archived)
being a brainwashed alcoholic who doesn't believe in birth control doesn't make her Irish m8
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 7:54, archived)
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 7:54, archived)
Solidarity with de Nederlanders and their ridiculous tolerance of Islams
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 8:12, archived)
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 8:12, archived)
I'll have you know I'm wearing a hairy green hat in the office right now.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 8:32, archived)
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 8:32, archived)
Funnily enough,
the hat does look as if it were made of Grinch pelt.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 10:37, archived)
the hat does look as if it were made of Grinch pelt.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 10:37, archived)
when the ship struck a rock BANG oh lord what a shock, the boat she was turned right over , went 9 times around, and the poor old dawg was drown, i'm the last of the irish rover... happy paddys
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 8:22, archived)
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 8:22, archived)
if only Eire would turn right over and drown the lot of them
problem solved
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 8:30, archived)
problem solved
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 8:30, archived)
in countries with a lot of child terrorists with suicide vests
do kids still get to play Pass the Parcel?
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 8:30, archived)
do kids still get to play Pass the Parcel?
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 8:30, archived)
this thread has really put me off starting any more morning threads
( , Fri 17 Mar 2017, 9:56, archived)
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