In the space of a few hours I received 3 emails with terrible Halloween puns from the same retailer. 'sake.
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Lol
I love it when companies do that. I had one from screwfix that was Game of Thrones themed when series 7 started. Screwfix!?!
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I love it when companies do that. I had one from screwfix that was Game of Thrones themed when series 7 started. Screwfix!?!
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Had a weird conversation with the estate agent
I returned a missed call
"Sean speaking"
"Hi. Could I speak to Georgia please?"
"She's sort of on another line right now. Can I take a message?"
"Erm...yes, can you ask her to call me back?"
"What's the call about obviously?"
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I returned a missed call
"Sean speaking"
"Hi. Could I speak to Georgia please?"
"She's sort of on another line right now. Can I take a message?"
"Erm...yes, can you ask her to call me back?"
"What's the call about obviously?"
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He didn't sound foreign, but he certainly spoke like someone who isn't english
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Dunno why I'm quoting that; I fucking hate Simply Red.
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I got a free listen to them when they played at Leeds Castle*.
I went indoors and shut all the windows.
*actually a castle, despite what mcbeef thinks.
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I went indoors and shut all the windows.
*actually a castle, despite what mcbeef thinks.
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me too
my brother-in-law had a habit of singing a line from one of their songs over and over again. did my nut in.
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my brother-in-law had a habit of singing a line from one of their songs over and over again. did my nut in.
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Bunny's too tight to mention...
Hahahahahaha, like on beeter.com!
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Hahahahahaha, like on beeter.com!
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My ex used to sing a single line from any given song about fifty times a day.
Even if I liked the song to begin with, it ended up doing my nut in.
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Even if I liked the song to begin with, it ended up doing my nut in.
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an ex of mine
would use the phrase "in more ways than one!" after almost every sentece, even when it made absolutely no sense.
he didn't last long.
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would use the phrase "in more ways than one!" after almost every sentece, even when it made absolutely no sense.
he didn't last long.
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Really, it's only a matter of time before that security guard absolutely has to go, unless he had the foresight to take a catheter in with him
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When you get into a line of protest like this
how far is 'too far'?
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how far is 'too far'?
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Well it's not like he'll get fired for it, might as well shit too
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For the final time
You have to join the Magic Circle before I can tell you.
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You have to join the Magic Circle before I can tell you.
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what's so magic about it?
and why does it have to be a circle? i mean, the mystical rhombus sounds much better
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and why does it have to be a circle? i mean, the mystical rhombus sounds much better
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Look, start your own magic club
We don't want non-circle believers
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We don't want non-circle believers
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i bloody will!
i hereby declare that i shall be accepting members to the newly-formed Mystical Rhombus Society, meeting whenever the fuck i like
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i hereby declare that i shall be accepting members to the newly-formed Mystical Rhombus Society, meeting whenever the fuck i like
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Full Disclosure: I only know him as a lyric in that Ian Dury song.
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Anybodyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I need...etc.
Morning WP. Last night I went to see that Kingsman: The Golden Circle thingy, and somebody might as well have burnt my neck, because I didn't like it.
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I need...etc.
Morning WP. Last night I went to see that Kingsman: The Golden Circle thingy, and somebody might as well have burnt my neck, because I didn't like it.
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It looks like complete shit.
The first movie I got through 20 minutes and turned it off. It's comedy for people who like James Corden
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The first movie I got through 20 minutes and turned it off. It's comedy for people who like James Corden
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Ah, the first one's a bit of fun, so it is.
It doesn't try to be anything other than an entertaining bit of fluff. I LIKED IT ANYWAY, and I'm only tenuously aware of who James Corden is.
They got struck down by a terminal attack of laziness for the second one, though: the main plot is exactly the same as in the first one, they binned the characters they spent the first time developing and replaced them with less interesting ones, and it's considerably more lowbrow.
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It doesn't try to be anything other than an entertaining bit of fluff. I LIKED IT ANYWAY, and I'm only tenuously aware of who James Corden is.
They got struck down by a terminal attack of laziness for the second one, though: the main plot is exactly the same as in the first one, they binned the characters they spent the first time developing and replaced them with less interesting ones, and it's considerably more lowbrow.
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I've just wikied it and it looks utterly dire.
Are you lumping it and Kingsman into the same basket? Because, y'know, I'd take issue with that.
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Are you lumping it and Kingsman into the same basket? Because, y'know, I'd take issue with that.
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I shall.
There was a homeless guy about 20 years ago who spent his days on Broad Street yelling "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig Issuuuuuuuuuuuuuue...", like a town cryer. I wonder what happened to him.
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There was a homeless guy about 20 years ago who spent his days on Broad Street yelling "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig Issuuuuuuuuuuuuuue...", like a town cryer. I wonder what happened to him.
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I liked the first one, but the sequel looks a bit forced.
Also, Channing Tatum is a crap action hero. And a crap actor, for that matter.
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Also, Channing Tatum is a crap action hero. And a crap actor, for that matter.
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Tatum was superman in the Lego movie, wasn't he?
That fat prick from Superbad was green lantern, too. I hate them so much.
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That fat prick from Superbad was green lantern, too. I hate them so much.
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I'm by the sea. One of the dogs tried to eat a crab. It didn't go very well for either creature.
We had a crab funeral. I cried.
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We had a crab funeral. I cried.
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If you want to, sure
It's not my cup of tea, but if that's the sort of thing you enjoy, why not!
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It's not my cup of tea, but if that's the sort of thing you enjoy, why not!
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I want to use the complimentary spa time, but I also want to limit the amount of time a stranger is touching me.
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Ah, I see
What other services do they offer? You're right, it'd be silly to pass up something free
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What other services do they offer? You're right, it'd be silly to pass up something free
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A range of sports massage, a relaxing all body massage, a hot stone massage, a yoga session, reiki, guided meditation, skin scrape, and something called mental health through body wealth
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Yikes
Seems like picking the best of a bad bunch. Fucking skin scrape?? Hells bells.
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Seems like picking the best of a bad bunch. Fucking skin scrape?? Hells bells.
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You can romance a stone, so massaging it's the next logical step.
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I could watch Jenna Fischer jump around to that, all day
Apologies to those who have no idea what I'm talking about
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Apologies to those who have no idea what I'm talking about
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This is a family forum mate.
If manolith wasn't dead you'd be for it.
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If manolith wasn't dead you'd be for it.
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I don't know what you're talking about but that won't stop me googling images of her in the nip
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I don't know what you're talking about,
but at least I got dressed.
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but at least I got dressed.
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Sam Smith, Garbage, Jack White & Alicia Keys, Madonna
We are looking at you.
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We are looking at you.
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Same Smith has a terrible voice, and can't really carry a tune.
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What was the last one that you could definitively call a 'classic'?
Living Daylights, maybe? Has there been a decent one since then?
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Living Daylights, maybe? Has there been a decent one since then?
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I reckon the last proper one might be that Tina Turner Goldeneye one.
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That Sam Smith nonsense was horrendous.
Adele's effort in Skyfall at least had the decency to sound like a Bond theme.
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Adele's effort in Skyfall at least had the decency to sound like a Bond theme.
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Right, I've Googled her.
How are you supposed to pronounce "bhad bhabie"? Are the haitches silent or is it supposed to sound really breathy?
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How are you supposed to pronounce "bhad bhabie"? Are the haitches silent or is it supposed to sound really breathy?
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Pogs are still cool though, right?
Disclaimer: I've no idea what a pog is.
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Disclaimer: I've no idea what a pog is.
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I know what they are
but I never really understood what they were for. They were like big tiddly-winks, right? No idea.
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but I never really understood what they were for. They were like big tiddly-winks, right? No idea.
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Dunno.
Simpsons mentions them quite a bit, but I assume they're one of those things that didn't really make it across the Atlantic.
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Simpsons mentions them quite a bit, but I assume they're one of those things that didn't really make it across the Atlantic.
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Wikipedia has the game as "milk caps".
Looks completely unfamiliar.
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Looks completely unfamiliar.
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I think it was one of these flash in a pan things
that if you weren't a certain age, it would've passed you by
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that if you weren't a certain age, it would've passed you by
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You've basically got two options.
You can treat it as Hebew and say "b'had b'habie", or you can decide it's Scots Gaelic and read it as a kind of breathy 'v'.
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You can treat it as Hebew and say "b'had b'habie", or you can decide it's Scots Gaelic and read it as a kind of breathy 'v'.
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That's more like it
Mind you....here comes Bond
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4IiktFp3p4
Worth considering
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Mind you....here comes Bond
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4IiktFp3p4
Worth considering
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The next film ought to feature the main character rapping his own theme.
That ought to reconnect the franchise with the youth demographic.
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That ought to reconnect the franchise with the youth demographic.
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Name's Bond, innit blud?
James Bond, ya get me fam? Licensed to get lit, yeah!
That is how the kids talk, I presume?
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James Bond, ya get me fam? Licensed to get lit, yeah!
That is how the kids talk, I presume?
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looks like it's you
morning all. another cunty day at work so be good, yeah?
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morning all. another cunty day at work so be good, yeah?
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Mods are busy. Post skinks.
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Thread, miscellaneous thoughts, for the airing of.
Alt: best drunken messages sent/received
Altalt: baws
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Alt: best drunken messages sent/received
Altalt: baws
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"Leaving now, be home in about half an hour"
I sent that to my wife once I'd left the pub, after my work's christmas do last year. Wild, right?
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I sent that to my wife once I'd left the pub, after my work's christmas do last year. Wild, right?
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I don't quite understand this reference
but it sounds jolly rude!
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but it sounds jolly rude!
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Not wild if sent from outside the pub.
Wild if sent from within the pub with a row of pints on the table.
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Wild if sent from within the pub with a row of pints on the table.
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I do not give a single heck, m8
I also don't send stupid text messages while drunk. Because I'm not a fool/child.
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I also don't send stupid text messages while drunk. Because I'm not a fool/child.
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I already watched it for longer than I should have
but yeah, I'm going to watch it again
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but yeah, I'm going to watch it again
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this popped up as recommended
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4
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I once text a man to inform him his girlfriend was cheating on him.
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I once got one from a housemate when I asked him where he was
first text "just outside being sick in the garden" then a text a minute later saying "waiting on a pizza delivery"
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first text "just outside being sick in the garden" then a text a minute later saying "waiting on a pizza delivery"
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Now there's a bit of good old-fashioned pragmatism.
If you're not sick before the pizza arrives, you'll have no appetite for it.
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If you're not sick before the pizza arrives, you'll have no appetite for it.
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well they got the glasses right
Although I should, I don't wear a wig
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Although I should, I don't wear a wig
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must be about due to wheel this one out again
imgur.com/a/IrxSY
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imgur.com/a/IrxSY
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we'll all be better off without him in the long run
you'll see
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you'll see
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If you took me to the coast, none of this would have happened.
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I've just seen a sign advertising rest-bite care.
It is respite normally yeah? Or is this a case of me being stupid?
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It is respite normally yeah? Or is this a case of me being stupid?
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Take a rest from the bites, with our RestBite™ mosquito net.
RestBite: we care about malaria prevention.
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RestBite: we care about malaria prevention.
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Please don't use b3ta as an outlet for homophobia, or your posts will be deleted and your account banned.
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What has the world come to, when we're not even allowed to talk about magic dragons any more?
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good evening
so how are you planning to get through the long winter evenings once the clocks go back, will you be drinking and crying, or do you have other plans? tell me. tell everyone. make it up if you like, nobody's going to know.
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so how are you planning to get through the long winter evenings once the clocks go back, will you be drinking and crying, or do you have other plans? tell me. tell everyone. make it up if you like, nobody's going to know.
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whoah steady on, it's only going to be dark until late february, don't bite off more than you can chew
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I reckon the princess and luke both die, there, that's finished that arc off, now please care about these new people
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it's like the archers really isn't it, but in space
I hate the archers
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I hate the archers
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I swear it goes on for about five hours on a sunday morning, I keep forgetting and put the tranny on at the hour to hear the news, and it's that shit instead
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i just switch over to radio 5 to get angry about politicians and journalists instead
plus getting stabbed in the ear every two minutes by a shouty jingle eventually gets me out of bed to switch it off and put some music on instead. fucking christians taking over radio 3 all morning too. cunts.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 22:14, archived)
plus getting stabbed in the ear every two minutes by a shouty jingle eventually gets me out of bed to switch it off and put some music on instead. fucking christians taking over radio 3 all morning too. cunts.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 22:14, archived)
ah yes 3...
seem to have had some kind of collective nervous breakdown in recent times. or perhaps an identity crisis. country's going to the dogs
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seem to have had some kind of collective nervous breakdown in recent times. or perhaps an identity crisis. country's going to the dogs
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 22:18, archived)
windy, you're right. I would
OK that's it for me for tonight, goodnight talk
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OK that's it for me for tonight, goodnight talk
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 22:33, archived)
The new Blade Runner was alright I thought, but then I just saw Ferris Bueller at the cinema and enjoyed that as well.
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www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/29/dolphins-bisexuality-homosexuality-study-_n_1388330.html
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OK, I'm going to resist my urge to watch the Last Jedi trailer.
What's just struck me as stupid, though, is that searching for "Last Jedi trailer" on YouTube throws up two or three results for the trailer itself and twenty results for twenty-minute 'analyses' of the trailer by neckbeards suffocating in a cloud of acne spores and Cheeto dust who haven't even seen the film yet. Shut the fuck up, you fat cunts.
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What's just struck me as stupid, though, is that searching for "Last Jedi trailer" on YouTube throws up two or three results for the trailer itself and twenty results for twenty-minute 'analyses' of the trailer by neckbeards suffocating in a cloud of acne spores and Cheeto dust who haven't even seen the film yet. Shut the fuck up, you fat cunts.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 19:23, archived)
I've not seen any of these new films as my kids have no interest in some old shit franchise, so I'd suggest to you grow up a 15 year old girl and a 13 year old boy consider you a manchild
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I could do that.
Or I could hold your head against the pavement and stamp on your bottom jaw so that all your lower teeth fall from the pulverised remnants of your bones, then paint a 3D-effect fresco on the concrete with the pointy roots of your teeth dipped in your blood.
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Or I could hold your head against the pavement and stamp on your bottom jaw so that all your lower teeth fall from the pulverised remnants of your bones, then paint a 3D-effect fresco on the concrete with the pointy roots of your teeth dipped in your blood.
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But you couldn't, stop living in a fantasy world like a brain damaged child
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Perhaps I should watch a kids film trailer instead of making a big deal about it ONLINE
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Y lern grammer wen u can trol pipl on teh internetz.,;?! LOlz!
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I think something is going wrong for him.and he's taking it out on you.
We should try to be understanding
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We should try to be understanding
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I'll try windy , he seems to be struggling with this bit of the forum
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His inner neckbeard is coming across as pretty defensive.
Maybe he made one of those 'analysis' videos. I think that must be it.
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Maybe he made one of those 'analysis' videos. I think that must be it.
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MORTAL WOMBAT!
May the 90s house music and shitty acting commence.
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May the 90s house music and shitty acting commence.
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Keep going! Keep going!
Your passive-aggressive whining is giving me the horn.
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Your passive-aggressive whining is giving me the horn.
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What's going on yeti?
Why are you getting at mongy, he's always been the way he is. Why now?
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Why are you getting at mongy, he's always been the way he is. Why now?
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He's giving me dis, Winders. Dis for dis's sake and I can't be having that. Got to front it and show I ain't no punk, y'see?
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No, I really haven't. He's just getting butthurt because he can dish it out but he can't take it.
If you're going to bring the bantz, you're going to get served the bantz in return and that's the way it works.
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If you're going to bring the bantz, you're going to get served the bantz in return and that's the way it works.
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I don't want to be the bearer of bad news,
And I like you yeti, you know that, but you're not coming across as well as you think you are.
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And I like you yeti, you know that, but you're not coming across as well as you think you are.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:09, archived)
I'm well aware that I've been coming across as a judgemental git since the start of this subthread,
what with my railing against neckbeards and my anal obsession with form rather than content. I blame the elderly tramp on the metro earlier who gave me a broad smile to make me give up my seat for him and then spent the rest of the journey spewing a series of incoherent racist and sexist remarks directed at the women in the carriage, all of whom apparently had it in for him.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:14, archived)
what with my railing against neckbeards and my anal obsession with form rather than content. I blame the elderly tramp on the metro earlier who gave me a broad smile to make me give up my seat for him and then spent the rest of the journey spewing a series of incoherent racist and sexist remarks directed at the women in the carriage, all of whom apparently had it in for him.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:14, archived)
Dish what out? And I've taken everything , you being upset and threatening me doesn't scare me, I just worry about you
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Come on, now: be honest. You did say that your children would think of me as a man-child.
That's hardly a positive endorsement. In fact, it sounds a little bit like 'dis' to me.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:44, archived)
That's hardly a positive endorsement. In fact, it sounds a little bit like 'dis' to me.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:44, archived)
You are refusing to watch a kids film trailer, although you will before the film comes out I bet, I can text my kids this thread - see what they think
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Please do - I'd love to hear the opinion of a couple of random teenagers.
And we'll see whether I've watched the trailer by the time the film comes out, but I'm going to take your bet.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 21:05, archived)
And we'll see whether I've watched the trailer by the time the film comes out, but I'm going to take your bet.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 21:05, archived)
Dunno Hatso.
Probably just coughing.
I coughed so hard in the shower this morning that I puked.
I've got through nearly two bottles of cough mixture today.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:06, archived)
Probably just coughing.
I coughed so hard in the shower this morning that I puked.
I've got through nearly two bottles of cough mixture today.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:06, archived)
Have you started hallucinating yet?
That stuff's apparently excellent for tripping balls.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:09, archived)
That stuff's apparently excellent for tripping balls.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:09, archived)
Have you tried getting some new lungs?
I know a bloke on the Abingdon market swears he can get anything
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:10, archived)
I know a bloke on the Abingdon market swears he can get anything
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:10, archived)
Crazy Dave's Organs Emporium?
Nah, I've seen where he gets his bits from.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:15, archived)
Nah, I've seen where he gets his bits from.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:15, archived)
Nobody uses Dave anymore
I always go to "Ooh You Are Offal", just off the King's road
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:23, archived)
I always go to "Ooh You Are Offal", just off the King's road
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:23, archived)
I won't apologise for being successful
*points nose in the air*
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:34, archived)
*points nose in the air*
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:34, archived)
I'm sending as much love as I can currently spare, the LOVELY stuj
God speed
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:22, archived)
God speed
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:22, archived)
Now the mod has gone.
I think that globalism is a Jewish force. It was created by Jews and promulgated by Jews as a way of centralizing control of the human race.
Jews don't want to only destroy Western civilization. They want to destroy all civilization that isn't theirs. This concept is taught throughout the Bible and the Talmud - that Jews are the supreme beings of Earth and are destined to subjugate and rule the rest of the world.
Western civilization has been their primary target, because they thought they'd successfully infiltrated it thanks to the spread of Christianity, which was entirely contrived to control people - why else would you have a religion based on a doctrine of pacifism and "turning the other cheek"? Pacifism doesn't actually work in real life, but it does a bang-up job of teaching people that fighting back is a sin if your rulers are put into place by your god.
And hey, guess what? Christians believe Jews are god's chosen people! Funny how that works.
When you start looking into the history of Judaism and how it has influenced every civilization it has come into contact with, it becomes a lot more obvious just how much control they have (or think they have).
Communism was invented by Jews. It was propagated by Jews. Communist revolutions all over the planet in the 20th century were financed and backed by Jews. Communism failed to take hold in the United States, so they've had to resort to other methods of destroying America. You know, like establishing their own bank with the ability to print money (the Federal Reserve) while rejecting any requests to audit said bank and ensure that nothing shady is going on, or taking US currency off the gold standard in order to weaken our economy and devalue our currency. They control a great deal of media in the United States and exert more control than anyone will admit over our federal government.
You're welcome to laugh all this off and say "hah, you tin-hatters are so stupid!", but before you do that, do some research on your own. Find out who Karl Marx is, what he actually taught, and how communist revolutions started in numerous countries. Research US currency and how and why we were forced by FDR to submit to a currency scheme destined for economic collapse. Look into why Jews have been kicked out of so many countries in the past. It's not because people "just don't like Jews". It's because Jews have been conniving, cheating, deceitful, dishonest, and treasonous in every single society where they have existed.
And that's not "because they are just evil". It's because their religious doctrine demands it of them. They are taught to hoard money and power and take control, because it's their prophetic destiny to rule the world.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:55, archived)
I think that globalism is a Jewish force. It was created by Jews and promulgated by Jews as a way of centralizing control of the human race.
Jews don't want to only destroy Western civilization. They want to destroy all civilization that isn't theirs. This concept is taught throughout the Bible and the Talmud - that Jews are the supreme beings of Earth and are destined to subjugate and rule the rest of the world.
Western civilization has been their primary target, because they thought they'd successfully infiltrated it thanks to the spread of Christianity, which was entirely contrived to control people - why else would you have a religion based on a doctrine of pacifism and "turning the other cheek"? Pacifism doesn't actually work in real life, but it does a bang-up job of teaching people that fighting back is a sin if your rulers are put into place by your god.
And hey, guess what? Christians believe Jews are god's chosen people! Funny how that works.
When you start looking into the history of Judaism and how it has influenced every civilization it has come into contact with, it becomes a lot more obvious just how much control they have (or think they have).
Communism was invented by Jews. It was propagated by Jews. Communist revolutions all over the planet in the 20th century were financed and backed by Jews. Communism failed to take hold in the United States, so they've had to resort to other methods of destroying America. You know, like establishing their own bank with the ability to print money (the Federal Reserve) while rejecting any requests to audit said bank and ensure that nothing shady is going on, or taking US currency off the gold standard in order to weaken our economy and devalue our currency. They control a great deal of media in the United States and exert more control than anyone will admit over our federal government.
You're welcome to laugh all this off and say "hah, you tin-hatters are so stupid!", but before you do that, do some research on your own. Find out who Karl Marx is, what he actually taught, and how communist revolutions started in numerous countries. Research US currency and how and why we were forced by FDR to submit to a currency scheme destined for economic collapse. Look into why Jews have been kicked out of so many countries in the past. It's not because people "just don't like Jews". It's because Jews have been conniving, cheating, deceitful, dishonest, and treasonous in every single society where they have existed.
And that's not "because they are just evil". It's because their religious doctrine demands it of them. They are taught to hoard money and power and take control, because it's their prophetic destiny to rule the world.
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I've hidden some skinks in there too to really upset the mods.
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My grandad told me that Jews have big noses because air is free.
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His missus would get off the bus if a black person got on.
I sometimes wonder if he joined the wrong army for WWII.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 13:41, archived)
I sometimes wonder if he joined the wrong army for WWII.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 13:41, archived)
There was a bloke on the metro this morning with a huge nose.
I didn't ask him if he was Jewish, though.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 13:33, archived)
I didn't ask him if he was Jewish, though.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 13:33, archived)
wait what I've been paying for mine
THROUGH THE NOSE!!!!!!
jajajaja
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 13:33, archived)
THROUGH THE NOSE!!!!!!
jajajaja
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 13:33, archived)
They're not wrong though
Read the Talmud and the Old Testament carefully and you'll see that "Jahweh" is actually the sun.
And we're all sun worshippers aren't we ?
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:39, archived)
Read the Talmud and the Old Testament carefully and you'll see that "Jahweh" is actually the sun.
And we're all sun worshippers aren't we ?
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:39, archived)
Sorry CanonCaliber, I don't know where that came from
That's not me speaking, ok? I've just had a lot on recently, yeah?
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:53, archived)
That's not me speaking, ok? I've just had a lot on recently, yeah?
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:53, archived)
OK but you need a beach holiday
Somewhere hot and sunny and relaxing....try Eilat on the Red Sea.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:01, archived)
Somewhere hot and sunny and relaxing....try Eilat on the Red Sea.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:01, archived)
are you serious? a beach holiday would kill him
he's wearing shorts in this weather and is still too hot and uncomfortable
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:07, archived)
he's wearing shorts in this weather and is still too hot and uncomfortable
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:07, archived)
I don't think he listens to anything twohats says,
He's so self absorbed.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:09, archived)
He's so self absorbed.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:09, archived)
it was a fair point
I mean, sure, there are different ways of putting these things, but you shouldn't have to change who you are just to please CanonCaliber
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:02, archived)
I mean, sure, there are different ways of putting these things, but you shouldn't have to change who you are just to please CanonCaliber
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:02, archived)
From some fucking edgy 14 year old probably.
You fucking stupid fucking dumb cut.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:58, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking dumb cut.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:58, archived)
If you hold a light bulb in your hand, can you light it up with the force of your anger?
Like Uncle Fester?
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:14, archived)
Like Uncle Fester?
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:14, archived)
Can't be bothered with that.
A student passed out in the shower and blocked the plughole with their bum.
Flooded the whole building pretty much before they woke up.
Who else is having a worse day than you?
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:16, archived)
A student passed out in the shower and blocked the plughole with their bum.
Flooded the whole building pretty much before they woke up.
Who else is having a worse day than you?
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:16, archived)
OK, this made me do a lol.
We've managed to piss off two clients at the same time because our IT people are wazzocks and can't configure a spam filter properly, so all e-mails coming from an entire country (where the two clients are based) are just bounced automatically. They don't even end up in the spam filter. So we get orders that go unnoticed for a fortnight.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:22, archived)
We've managed to piss off two clients at the same time because our IT people are wazzocks and can't configure a spam filter properly, so all e-mails coming from an entire country (where the two clients are based) are just bounced automatically. They don't even end up in the spam filter. So we get orders that go unnoticed for a fortnight.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:22, archived)
A guy at work, of whom I am very fond, is on holiday at the moment
and in his absence, a HUGE amount of fuck-ups, caused or ignored by him, have been discovered. Me and another guy are doing our best to fix it all, but he is in for some shit when he gets back.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:26, archived)
and in his absence, a HUGE amount of fuck-ups, caused or ignored by him, have been discovered. Me and another guy are doing our best to fix it all, but he is in for some shit when he gets back.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:26, archived)
It's brought a whole bunch of things to light about how he manages his workload
and I'm a bit worried about him, to be honest. What should I do, Windy?
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:27, archived)
and I'm a bit worried about him, to be honest. What should I do, Windy?
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:27, archived)
The Windy Pig approach is to see him crushed before you and take a promotion.
I suggest you follow his teachings.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:32, archived)
I suggest you follow his teachings.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:32, archived)
lol, my mate was saying one of the accountants left his work and they discovered loads of the grants he was managaging were 100's of thousands in debt because he'd not bothered to tell academics their budgets were low.
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( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:33, archived)
Sorry mate,
I've been busy, but I wasn't ignoring you. The best course of action is to light him up.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:30, archived)
I've been busy, but I wasn't ignoring you. The best course of action is to light him up.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:30, archived)
Lots of things, really
I think the main thing is that he simply forgets to do things, then they get buried under a pile of shit. He then tells people he's either done it, or it's in hand...neither of which are true.
Also, he has a knack of pretending that he understands something when he doesn't. He doesn't get that it's OK to put your hand up and ask for help. Instead, he muddles through, gets it wrong, then everything needs to be re-worked.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:48, archived)
I think the main thing is that he simply forgets to do things, then they get buried under a pile of shit. He then tells people he's either done it, or it's in hand...neither of which are true.
Also, he has a knack of pretending that he understands something when he doesn't. He doesn't get that it's OK to put your hand up and ask for help. Instead, he muddles through, gets it wrong, then everything needs to be re-worked.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:48, archived)
Does he not have some sort of line management, though?
Surely the point of line management is to police these things and correct them where required.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:49, archived)
Surely the point of line management is to police these things and correct them where required.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:49, archived)
well yeah
but they don't directly monitor what we're doing. They ask how it's going, and we say 'fine'. The shit only hits the fan when someone outside the team notices, generally.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:52, archived)
but they don't directly monitor what we're doing. They ask how it's going, and we say 'fine'. The shit only hits the fan when someone outside the team notices, generally.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:52, archived)
Oh, he is in a lot of ways
As a person, he's great. I dunno, it's difficult to explain here.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:52, archived)
As a person, he's great. I dunno, it's difficult to explain here.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:52, archived)
Nah, I get it.
There are some lovely people who aren't the best at their job.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:54, archived)
There are some lovely people who aren't the best at their job.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:54, archived)
Loosen the bolts on his chair so it collapses when he first sits down then has to have even more time off
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:48, archived)
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An interesting article
www.hodinkee.com/articles/four-revolutions-quartz-revolution
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:32, archived)
www.hodinkee.com/articles/four-revolutions-quartz-revolution
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:32, archived)
I am stuck on a train
With 2 mentals and a clearly worthless copy of a shit oil painting, on my way to an auction house for a valuation. I will then have to cope with said mentals insisting the auctioneer is wrong.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:51, archived)
With 2 mentals and a clearly worthless copy of a shit oil painting, on my way to an auction house for a valuation. I will then have to cope with said mentals insisting the auctioneer is wrong.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:51, archived)
Colleague has spent the last hour going through the m&s website commenting on how expensive all the food is.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:07, archived)
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Oh wow! Technofear!
The machines are ganging up on me...
...I just had an error message come up, "invalid nonce". That's a fucking cheek - at best I am a bit shortsighted, and have a dicky hip.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:09, archived)
The machines are ganging up on me...
...I just had an error message come up, "invalid nonce". That's a fucking cheek - at best I am a bit shortsighted, and have a dicky hip.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:09, archived)
It's a while since I worked in tech support but I believe that message means operation yewtree have been informed of your activities
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Nonce is a cryptographic term as well as one for a diddler.
I know this because I did a cryptography course and kept sniggering.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:23, archived)
I know this because I did a cryptography course and kept sniggering.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:23, archived)
There was an ad on London Rental Opportunity of the Week about this.
Someone was saying that they had a 'flat' to rent, when the 'flat' was a fucking Portacabin in the middle of a car park just outside Dublin.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:37, archived)
Someone was saying that they had a 'flat' to rent, when the 'flat' was a fucking Portacabin in the middle of a car park just outside Dublin.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:37, archived)
There are some real gems on that site.
Did you see the one that was a bed, behind a screen, in someone's lounge? And they actually interviewed a guy who used to live in one of the 'properties' they featured.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:41, archived)
Did you see the one that was a bed, behind a screen, in someone's lounge? And they actually interviewed a guy who used to live in one of the 'properties' they featured.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:41, archived)
It's a real parade of horrors.
Reckon my kids will never leave home, and I'll end up living in a granny annexe, to spare them from the bullshit of the private rental market.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:45, archived)
Reckon my kids will never leave home, and I'll end up living in a granny annexe, to spare them from the bullshit of the private rental market.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:45, archived)
I've got the budget version, that's got no windows or furnishings.
I'm sure you'll be very comfortable.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:50, archived)
I'm sure you'll be very comfortable.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:50, archived)
That's the kind of enthusiastic commitment we like around here.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 8:41, archived)
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He did so, and she said: "Thou shalt not go from me; for I am afraid: I am not used to looking on the face of death."
She had left her candle by my bed, and her little offerings on the coverlet by me. If I had stood an atom less in terror of goblins than I did, I should have followed her, but I was afraid. I stood in my bare feet at my bedside, and kissed the poor little ring and put it on my finger, where it has remained ever since and always shall. And when I lay down, longing for morning, the image of her pale, imploring, penitential face was before me for hours; and I repented bitterly of my cool provoking ways, and thought myself, I dare say justly, a thousand times more to blame than Milly.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 8:58, archived)
She had left her candle by my bed, and her little offerings on the coverlet by me. If I had stood an atom less in terror of goblins than I did, I should have followed her, but I was afraid. I stood in my bare feet at my bedside, and kissed the poor little ring and put it on my finger, where it has remained ever since and always shall. And when I lay down, longing for morning, the image of her pale, imploring, penitential face was before me for hours; and I repented bitterly of my cool provoking ways, and thought myself, I dare say justly, a thousand times more to blame than Milly.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 8:58, archived)
I always thought "Uncle Silas" sounded like a character from Thomas Hardy.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:14, archived)
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use the finger, the middle-one
as it's mid-week's-day and what-not
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 8:58, archived)
as it's mid-week's-day and what-not
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 8:58, archived)
Listened to The Omen on my drive to work.
Top stuff. Morning, all.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 8:59, archived)
Top stuff. Morning, all.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 8:59, archived)
I've just got the YouTube playlist fired up.
Not all of it is excellent, but there are a fair few good tunes on there.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:25, archived)
Not all of it is excellent, but there are a fair few good tunes on there.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:25, archived)
That's the way to do it.
If they put out a Best Of, it'd probably be pretty good.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:27, archived)
If they put out a Best Of, it'd probably be pretty good.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:27, archived)
We have also a more sure word of prophecy; whereunto ye do well that ye take heed, as unto a light that shineth in a dark place, until the day dawn, and the day star arise in your hearts
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:09, archived)
Star anise? Lends an exotic, heady fragrance to your rice dishes, and looks like an anus.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:20, archived)
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The 90s were so cool
but it's the hat like a teat that really sells it.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:40, archived)
but it's the hat like a teat that really sells it.
( , Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:40, archived)
good nightning
I have no idea yet when/whether I am going to sleep but I bet you have prepared your warm milk or brandy in front of the fireplace already to make you sleepy.
( , Tue 10 Oct 2017, 20:57, archived)
I have no idea yet when/whether I am going to sleep but I bet you have prepared your warm milk or brandy in front of the fireplace already to make you sleepy.
( , Tue 10 Oct 2017, 20:57, archived)
Just had a mug of horlicks, watched the latest episode of Discovery.
Quiet end to a fairly hectic evening.
( , Tue 10 Oct 2017, 22:47, archived)
Quiet end to a fairly hectic evening.
( , Tue 10 Oct 2017, 22:47, archived)
HANDS UP, if you use Right Guard!
HANDS DOWN, if you don't!
'member?
( , Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:36, archived)
HANDS DOWN, if you don't!
'member?
( , Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:36, archived)
I thought this would get more attention
I can't help but feel responsible for killing the momentum of this otherwise effervescent forum
( , Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:01, archived)
I can't help but feel responsible for killing the momentum of this otherwise effervescent forum
( , Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:01, archived)
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit
join our club
it's an anal sex club
( , Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:00, archived)
join our club
it's an anal sex club
( , Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:00, archived)
DAVIDSON: It's only a game son, snookerin' yoo t'noight!
VIRGO: Vote Labour.
( , Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:01, archived)
VIRGO: Vote Labour.
( , Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:01, archived)
I worked in insurance for a while, not as many amusing anecdotes in the insurance world as he would have you believe
I did get a cheque from Mrs I Swallow though
( , Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:25, archived)
I did get a cheque from Mrs I Swallow though
( , Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:25, archived)
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