Have you heard PP Arnold's recent release?
It was all recorded years ago but the label folded, Barry Gibb produced a lot of it. It's ace
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It was all recorded years ago but the label folded, Barry Gibb produced a lot of it. It's ace
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Should've used thicker card for the label then, the fucking spastics.
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Tiger feet is shit, but as a counter point rod Stewart did do some good work with the faces
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Is it? You might also like this new band I've heard of the kinks they call themselves, 2 brothers, check them out honestly
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Man, I can't wait for you to tell us about this other new record called Misteltoe And Wine.
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I thought that sort of waki shit had died out in the previous decade
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Alright, my lads smashed his phone so I suppose I've got to buy another
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I'm cooking a bacon and black pudding sandwich and listening to Bill Withers, all good here cheif.
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This place has good beer, does fry-ups and just played sly stone and Curtis Mayfield.
Someone's bought a red setter in.
( , Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:43, archived)
Someone's bought a red setter in.
( , Sat 2 Dec 2017, 14:43, archived)
Earlier I watched a video a mate posted on Facebook about the correct way to eat sushi
and now I want sushi.
( , Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:17, archived)
and now I want sushi.
( , Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:17, archived)
I don't really see the fuss.
If you put it in front of me I'll eat it but I'd not actively go for it.
( , Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:21, archived)
If you put it in front of me I'll eat it but I'd not actively go for it.
( , Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:21, archived)
It's not something I usually crave.
It's probably just because I haven't had it for a while.
( , Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:36, archived)
It's probably just because I haven't had it for a while.
( , Sat 2 Dec 2017, 15:36, archived)
Fair. I craved a box of miniature pasties recently but it seems tescos don't do them these days, probably for the best.
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Now thst we've found each other, what are we going to do?
youtu.be/NNEgUPKxk7A
Heavy-d And the boyz have a few suggestions. What are you going to suggest?
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youtu.be/NNEgUPKxk7A
Heavy-d And the boyz have a few suggestions. What are you going to suggest?
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:01, archived)
Had a drink in a crowded pub, now mooching aimlessly around Brum.
Can mcbeef meet me here, then accompany me home on the train? If I stay sober, I can get him to the L&D before midnight.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:07, archived)
Can mcbeef meet me here, then accompany me home on the train? If I stay sober, I can get him to the L&D before midnight.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:07, archived)
the nursery just called and said my kid's throwing up
good to hear she's started the weekend early, the little trooper
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:44, archived)
good to hear she's started the weekend early, the little trooper
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:44, archived)
I like the squating Slavs FB page, some is completely lost on me tho
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:09, archived)
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I'd have said hello earlier but I'm 3 Fridays into a new job and haven't logged into my recreational sites yet.
I created a new chrome profile and everything.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 18:19, archived)
I created a new chrome profile and everything.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 18:19, archived)
Showered, changed and down the local by 4.
Just waiting for Sheepy and Digger. And Dan.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:01, archived)
Just waiting for Sheepy and Digger. And Dan.
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Sheepy is called that because he's Welsh.
Digger is called that because 4 times in a row he dug the speed humps up outside his house because it was causing too much noise.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:58, archived)
Digger is called that because 4 times in a row he dug the speed humps up outside his house because it was causing too much noise.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:58, archived)
A lass I knew was going out with a glaswegian manager of a shit 'meatmarket' nightclub called Digger.
whataprick.net
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:57, archived)
whataprick.net
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I don't see how you could just walk away from the board like that
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2 draws and a win will see us through to being knocked out in round 2, woohoo
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:11, archived)
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When you operate as roving 8 man squads, not drinking and systematically fighting is it traditional violence?
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no
you need the pre-match pub warm up then the post-match piss up. It's tradition.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:36, archived)
you need the pre-match pub warm up then the post-match piss up. It's tradition.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:36, archived)
He'vening all.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a Grrry.
Welcome back, mate.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 18:04, archived)
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a Grrry.
Welcome back, mate.
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When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone; nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing?
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Those who have virtue always in their mouths, and neglect it in practice, are like a harp, which emits a sound pleasing to others, while itself is insensible of the music.
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hardly surprising
the whole telecommunications industry is institutionally racist
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the whole telecommunications industry is institutionally racist
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give it a week or so and i'll get the christmas icons turned on
that'll be nice for everyone
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that'll be nice for everyone
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🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚🔔🔚
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 22:01, archived)
Ok, enough of that.
We're all excited that grrry is not dead. But what else are we excited about?
I'm off to look at another motorbike tomorrow.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:05, archived)
We're all excited that grrry is not dead. But what else are we excited about?
I'm off to look at another motorbike tomorrow.
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is it a motorbike that actually runs
or another pile of slavic rust?
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or another pile of slavic rust?
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It is a runner, the Slavic pile of rust is for sale.
Do you want it.
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Do you want it.
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I've already owned enough of that bike at various times already
no thanks
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no thanks
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
I emailed the owners club, see if they would put an advert in the newsletter.
They wanted to come and assess it.
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They wanted to come and assess it.
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I've booked the days between christmas and new years off for the first time in ever
I'm looking forward to it even though I have no plans whatsoever.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:07, archived)
I'm looking forward to it even though I have no plans whatsoever.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:07, archived)
I've only had to work that period once
most places I've worked for have shut during that time
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most places I've worked for have shut during that time
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last few years everyone else in my project took those days off
so I claimed the hours on my timesheet while playing transport tycoon all day.
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so I claimed the hours on my timesheet while playing transport tycoon all day.
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In my old tv scheduling gig, there would be essentially 3 months of hard graft to get stuff sorted for christmas
And then anyone who was on sub 25k had to schlep in with transmission staff to make sure it actually plays out. Don't miss that. At. All.
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And then anyone who was on sub 25k had to schlep in with transmission staff to make sure it actually plays out. Don't miss that. At. All.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:19, archived)
We have a shut down,
I plan nothing in and enjoy a few days of loafing around.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
I plan nothing in and enjoy a few days of loafing around.
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every year my bosses talk about the possiblity of staying open over christmas but it's never going to happen and if it does I'll book the days off anyway
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Yeah, ladypigs work stays open,
They all do 1 day each, last year, over an 8 hour shift they had 2 calls. I don't think many people would be upset to be told by an answerphone that they were closed for christmas
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They all do 1 day each, last year, over an 8 hour shift they had 2 calls. I don't think many people would be upset to be told by an answerphone that they were closed for christmas
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:15, archived)
Are you looking forward to your Salt Christmas carp with all the trimmings (cabbage)?
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I have a mate that works on some VR games.
He reckons they're all a shit fad.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
He reckons they're all a shit fad.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
They can't seem to get people beyond about 45 minutes without motion sickness kicking in for any decent games.
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VR will be a damper squib than 3D TV.
I don't reckon 4K TV will live up to the hype, either.
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I don't reckon 4K TV will live up to the hype, either.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:52, archived)
I've just bought a big house, which might have put the kibosh on any big purchases for a while
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I miss the days of going for a wee in someone else's house
and being greeted by some aubergine or avocado-coloured abomination.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:40, archived)
and being greeted by some aubergine or avocado-coloured abomination.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:40, archived)
Yeah, the bathroom suite in our current place was avacado when we moved in
The master bedroom in the new place has an en suite, dontchaknow. We're 'en suite' people now.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:44, archived)
The master bedroom in the new place has an en suite, dontchaknow. We're 'en suite' people now.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:44, archived)
Well the toilet isn't literally in the bedroom
I think it'll be ok
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:36, archived)
I think it'll be ok
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:36, archived)
I know
but you don't want to hear someone shit while you lay in bed
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:48, archived)
but you don't want to hear someone shit while you lay in bed
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We had to go through the list of things that we're leaving behind, last night
I'm going to ask if they want Small's highriser bed, because dismantling that fucker is going to be a pain in the arse.
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I'm going to ask if they want Small's highriser bed, because dismantling that fucker is going to be a pain in the arse.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:37, archived)
yeah
the previous owner left quite a nice bedframe in my attic room because it would have been too hard to get out
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:35, archived)
the previous owner left quite a nice bedframe in my attic room because it would have been too hard to get out
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:35, archived)
lol i get this
not aids I mean, I'm not a gay or an intravenous drug user
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:15, archived)
not aids I mean, I'm not a gay or an intravenous drug user
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:15, archived)
Finally, someone is sticking up for AIDS
It's had a lot of bad press, so good for them.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:26, archived)
It's had a lot of bad press, so good for them.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:26, archived)
yes
in as much as anything you wear on your head could technically be called a hat
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:36, archived)
in as much as anything you wear on your head could technically be called a hat
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:36, archived)
We better get a day off
He isn't a stick-in-the-attic-eating-fisheads type so we deserve 24 hours off to do something out of the house away from the pomopsity of it all
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:23, archived)
He isn't a stick-in-the-attic-eating-fisheads type so we deserve 24 hours off to do something out of the house away from the pomopsity of it all
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:23, archived)
I'm thinking of buying this today , I like the micro gas tubes, little xmas gift to myself
www.exquisitetimepieces.com/pub/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/beff4985b56e3afdbeabfc89641a4582/n/m/nm2028c-l4cj-bk_night-1.jpg
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www.exquisitetimepieces.com/pub/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/beff4985b56e3afdbeabfc89641a4582/n/m/nm2028c-l4cj-bk_night-1.jpg
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The phrase 'on the ball' comes from these watches, how interesting mongy
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Horsefly-tipping! LOL!
Actually, this isn't funny
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/warning-graphic-image-dead-horse-dumped-by-low-life-scum-on-public-footpath-in-swanwick-1-8269841
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:45, archived)
Actually, this isn't funny
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/warning-graphic-image-dead-horse-dumped-by-low-life-scum-on-public-footpath-in-swanwick-1-8269841
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If Windy tells me that he's not responsible for this, I'll believe him
because I trust him
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because I trust him
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:46, archived)
Pretty sure horses are biodegradable.
Don't see what this fuss is.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:54, archived)
Don't see what this fuss is.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:54, archived)
I'm most excited about the bbc 7 days quiz thread which should be along any minute now
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I'm in Brum for my wife to pick up her diploma.
There's lunch, I suppose I could get excited by the prospect of food.
Found out that this qualification means she now earns more than me. I might retire.
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There's lunch, I suppose I could get excited by the prospect of food.
Found out that this qualification means she now earns more than me. I might retire.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:25, archived)
my wife and I are on parallel career paths at this point
Who outearns who is almost a game now
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:28, archived)
Who outearns who is almost a game now
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:28, archived)
My two are just looking forward to being off school and staying in bed, proper teenagers
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I was going for indifferent.
Wife spent last weekend test driving audi q5s and landrover discovery sports and then went and bought a BMW X1 xDrive 20d M Sport.
Apparently the puddle lights swung it.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:57, archived)
Wife spent last weekend test driving audi q5s and landrover discovery sports and then went and bought a BMW X1 xDrive 20d M Sport.
Apparently the puddle lights swung it.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:57, archived)
You are the target market for that sort of chariot
A beefed up 1-series with less interior space, the same frugality as a Prius but with more expensive repair costs, and all the chunky sporty add-ons despite the thing being more fragile than a drama student's ego.
What was the damage? About 32k?
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A beefed up 1-series with less interior space, the same frugality as a Prius but with more expensive repair costs, and all the chunky sporty add-ons despite the thing being more fragile than a drama student's ego.
What was the damage? About 32k?
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If someone wants a chunky crossover for their burgeoning family, they get a Nissan and that's the end of it
all the others are overpriced trinkets with dramatic service costs that usually have more cramped interiors than the saloons they're based on, and the X1 is no different. No way 2Can's going to get two prams in the boot of that.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:07, archived)
all the others are overpriced trinkets with dramatic service costs that usually have more cramped interiors than the saloons they're based on, and the X1 is no different. No way 2Can's going to get two prams in the boot of that.
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nah, I meant the Qashqai
but it seems the new ones top out at a feeble 1.6 instead of a turbocharged 2 litre
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:14, archived)
but it seems the new ones top out at a feeble 1.6 instead of a turbocharged 2 litre
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:14, archived)
It's all euro 5 emissions nonsense.
All the new Chinese pick ups are coming over with shit 2litre diesel, but in Aus are getting much bigger better engines
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:35, archived)
All the new Chinese pick ups are coming over with shit 2litre diesel, but in Aus are getting much bigger better engines
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:35, archived)
I expect it's diesel's last hurrah before the EU makes them completely illegal
Aren't the Chinese ones still some old Rover K-series design?
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:45, archived)
Aren't the Chinese ones still some old Rover K-series design?
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:45, archived)
Yeah.
The new Great Wall has got something better apparently, one of the chefs here has got one. They don't seem too bad, except all the metal work like tow bars and caliper is just rotting away.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:00, archived)
The new Great Wall has got something better apparently, one of the chefs here has got one. They don't seem too bad, except all the metal work like tow bars and caliper is just rotting away.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:00, archived)
Second hand for 27 (done 10,000 miles) but they gave me 1300 for my 10 year old wreck of an e90.
Didn't think it was too bad from a BMW dealer.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:07, archived)
Didn't think it was too bad from a BMW dealer.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:07, archived)
1300 trade in isn't bad for an E90
horrendous turds that they are. Smart move to get a used one that someone else already took the hit on too. How much warranty have the dealership given you?
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:09, archived)
horrendous turds that they are. Smart move to get a used one that someone else already took the hit on too. How much warranty have the dealership given you?
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:09, archived)
Dunno TBH, my wife's dealt with it. It's less than a year old so it will still have a minimum of another 2 years anyway.
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( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:15, archived)
good to hear
I just did some googling and they've replaced the horrendous old N20 engine with some modular lump called a B38, so hopefully you won't have all the drama that earlier X1 diesels had.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:26, archived)
I just did some googling and they've replaced the horrendous old N20 engine with some modular lump called a B38, so hopefully you won't have all the drama that earlier X1 diesels had.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:26, archived)
Yeah anything after 2015 is supposed to be fine. Also they put the engine in a different way round which gives more leg room or something.
I dunno, it's my wife's car now anyway and I've got her 2012 automatic golf TDI, which is fine because I no longer care about cars or having fun.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:36, archived)
I dunno, it's my wife's car now anyway and I've got her 2012 automatic golf TDI, which is fine because I no longer care about cars or having fun.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:36, archived)
K just realised you have no idea what you're talking about, a 5 second google reveals that the B38 is a 1.5 petrol engine and the B47 is the 20d one.
Which sounds excellent as it is clearly 9 better.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:13, archived)
Which sounds excellent as it is clearly 9 better.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:13, archived)
it's all the same modular bollocks
design it on a cylinder basis, not the whole block, then chop it up into 3-, 4- or 6-cylinder versions as needed.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
design it on a cylinder basis, not the whole block, then chop it up into 3-, 4- or 6-cylinder versions as needed.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
And I thought I was out early.
Good to see the return of the OG morning thread (RIP The Doveston).
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:10, archived)
Good to see the return of the OG morning thread (RIP The Doveston).
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:10, archived)
Alright grrr.
I've got some great car/bike chat to catch you up on.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:28, archived)
I've got some great car/bike chat to catch you up on.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:28, archived)
You know when people say 'spastic'? You know what I say?
I says 'SPAZ-DICK'! Then it's like two insults in one! lol
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:01, archived)
I says 'SPAZ-DICK'! Then it's like two insults in one! lol
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:01, archived)
yeah, I expect you lot had all sorts of trouble starting a new thread each morning
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:14, archived)
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:14, archived)
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:40, archived)
I should have made you leave your key
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:40, archived)
Was in the Lego shop last night
They are selling well even though it is £650, they had sold out of stock and it was a weeks wait minimum
Edit: Just seen it comes with two porgs!
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:58, archived)
They are selling well even though it is £650, they had sold out of stock and it was a weeks wait minimum
Edit: Just seen it comes with two porgs!
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:58, archived)
I hope they are enjoying their new status as "maker of toys bought almost exclusively by middle aged men"
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:04, archived)
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I tracked down a few old 9V Technic motors and some new PF ones
so now all my Lego train track points are motorized for automation. I can run 12 off one arduino.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:06, archived)
so now all my Lego train track points are motorized for automation. I can run 12 off one arduino.
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:06, archived)
Did you know nearly all of Gary Glitter's songs were written in the same key?
I guess he's always most comfortable in A minor.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 20:45, archived)
I guess he's always most comfortable in A minor.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 20:45, archived)
Did you know Meghan Markle has chosen the material for her wedding dress?
She picked cotton.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:21, archived)
She picked cotton.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:21, archived)
Dunno what everyone is getting so worked up about, she's not THAT black
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:25, archived)
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I liked it when the Daily Mash called her 'buttock host organism Pippa Middleton'.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:16, archived)
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They did an article about my local supermarket! *prouds*
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/royal-wedding-is-fantastic-news-says-everyone-in-cheltenham-branch-of-waitrose-20171128139908
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 0:07, archived)
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/royal-wedding-is-fantastic-news-says-everyone-in-cheltenham-branch-of-waitrose-20171128139908
( , Fri 1 Dec 2017, 0:07, archived)
I just worry if the baby's quite brown Harry might have a PTSD episode and try to shoot it from a helicopter.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:28, archived)
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her name reminds me of some form of fruit and cream-filled pastry
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Great timing, my watch made from a soyez capsule was released on 25th, hope she rubbed her fanny on it, cor blimey
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 18:24, archived)
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 18:24, archived)
It'd be a cool story, but serious collectors are going to want proof of the Danny rub
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 18:57, archived)
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 18:57, archived)
Not posting in Dozer threads.
Somehow I've ended up working outdoors for the last hour or so trying to get some lights working on some scaffolding. Why is your job shit today?
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:14, archived)
Somehow I've ended up working outdoors for the last hour or so trying to get some lights working on some scaffolding. Why is your job shit today?
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Because there's not enough of it, I suppose.
If there were any justice in the world, I'd be firing up Steam now and making some non-empty use of my time. As it is I'm browsing my way through AskReddit.
Have you got your thermal crackers on for that scaffolding work?
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:16, archived)
If there were any justice in the world, I'd be firing up Steam now and making some non-empty use of my time. As it is I'm browsing my way through AskReddit.
Have you got your thermal crackers on for that scaffolding work?
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:16, archived)
I bought Cuphead
That is the hardest game I have ever played, there is no mercy for fuckups
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:21, archived)
That is the hardest game I have ever played, there is no mercy for fuckups
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:21, archived)
None whatsoever, it's an utter bastard (but a glorious one).
The sense of achievement when you actually get past a boss or beat a level is correspondingly massive, though. Meanwhile all these twenty-year-olds who vlog about games for a living are posting videos of "Perfect scores on all bosses in Cuphead" and I'm two bosses away from beating Isle One.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:25, archived)
The sense of achievement when you actually get past a boss or beat a level is correspondingly massive, though. Meanwhile all these twenty-year-olds who vlog about games for a living are posting videos of "Perfect scores on all bosses in Cuphead" and I'm two bosses away from beating Isle One.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:25, archived)
Must have spent at least 3 hours so far trying to beat up two frogs and a bouncing blue bastard
My hand/end co-ordination isn't the greatest at the best of times, so I've essentially bought myself a game that I'll never finish :/
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:29, archived)
My hand/end co-ordination isn't the greatest at the best of times, so I've essentially bought myself a game that I'll never finish :/
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:29, archived)
Those frogs are cunts; I haven't beaten them yet.
The blue guy took me a while but I got him in the end.
It's funny because the vegetable bosses are a pushover, so you think (à la Bridge of Death) "This is easy!", then you get your arse handed to you by everyone else.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:38, archived)
The blue guy took me a while but I got him in the end.
It's funny because the vegetable bosses are a pushover, so you think (à la Bridge of Death) "This is easy!", then you get your arse handed to you by everyone else.
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The frogs are a right prick
Get easily enough to the cash register and then it requires me to jump AND shoot at the same time. Wankers
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:52, archived)
Get easily enough to the cash register and then it requires me to jump AND shoot at the same time. Wankers
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:52, archived)
I saw a difficulty curve diagram for it, and some of the later bosses appear to be easier.
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That's mildly reassuring.
I've seen a playthrough of one guy casually getting all the way to the end and making it look like a walk in the park, and some of the later ones do look a little bit more chill.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:16, archived)
I've seen a playthrough of one guy casually getting all the way to the end and making it look like a walk in the park, and some of the later ones do look a little bit more chill.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:16, archived)
It's just boring, that's all
I've got plenty to do, it's just boring and shit and rubbish.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:17, archived)
I've got plenty to do, it's just boring and shit and rubbish.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:17, archived)
this^
Today is rather tedious, to say the least. However, tonight I have the joy (!) of doing my Tax Self Assessment return
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:26, archived)
Today is rather tedious, to say the least. However, tonight I have the joy (!) of doing my Tax Self Assessment return
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:26, archived)
My job could stand to be more "rad"
and infinitely more "sorted"
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:22, archived)
and infinitely more "sorted"
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:22, archived)
Currently finishing off a software testing document
The only thing duller than writing a testing document is actually doing the damn thing. So hats off to the chump who has to work through the 114 page document.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:23, archived)
The only thing duller than writing a testing document is actually doing the damn thing. So hats off to the chump who has to work through the 114 page document.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:23, archived)
I am currently testing a new installer script
It really is as boring as it sounds
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:41, archived)
It really is as boring as it sounds
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:41, archived)
I wish everything was as
Easy to rollout like using Ninite. But it fuckin' ain't, feel ya pain brother
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:51, archived)
Easy to rollout like using Ninite. But it fuckin' ain't, feel ya pain brother
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:51, archived)
all the forklift monkeys are off today for some reason so I had to spend over an hour outside this morning
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:38, archived)
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:38, archived)
Any thick cunt can drive a fork lift.
You should have given it a go.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:49, archived)
You should have given it a go.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:49, archived)
Have you tried applying for a few?
Apparently there's loads now.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:26, archived)
Apparently there's loads now.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:26, archived)
i have, even though i'm not currently being ordered to
it's all seasonal work for under 25's right now, i want something permanent
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:39, archived)
it's all seasonal work for under 25's right now, i want something permanent
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:39, archived)
That nice Mr Hammond said that everyone has a job, now.
Are you sure you didn't become a barista without realising?
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:06, archived)
Are you sure you didn't become a barista without realising?
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:06, archived)
Been slow in here for the last week.
On the plus side I've got all the Christmas shopping done.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:13, archived)
On the plus side I've got all the Christmas shopping done.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:13, archived)
Alright bendors and bendees!
Thursday, eh? They said it'd never happen, and here we are! Haha. Be lucky!
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:14, archived)
Thursday, eh? They said it'd never happen, and here we are! Haha. Be lucky!
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:14, archived)
A note of caution: We can never achieve goals that envy sets for us.
Looking at your friends and wishing you had what they had is a waste of precious energy. Because we are all unique, what makes another happy may do the opposite for you. That's why advice is nice but often disappointing when heeded.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:18, archived)
Looking at your friends and wishing you had what they had is a waste of precious energy. Because we are all unique, what makes another happy may do the opposite for you. That's why advice is nice but often disappointing when heeded.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:18, archived)
I've come to believe that each of us has a personal calling
that's as unique as a fingerprint - and that the best way to succeed is to discover what you love and then find a way to offer it to others in the form of service, working hard, and also allowing the energy of the universe to lead you.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:28, archived)
that's as unique as a fingerprint - and that the best way to succeed is to discover what you love and then find a way to offer it to others in the form of service, working hard, and also allowing the energy of the universe to lead you.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:28, archived)
And WE made it happen
Praise be to us, and a little to Allah to cover all bases
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:40, archived)
Praise be to us, and a little to Allah to cover all bases
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:40, archived)
I wouldn't worry too much
the Quran borrows heavily from the bible
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:41, archived)
the Quran borrows heavily from the bible
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:41, archived)
Jesus is mentioned the most in the Quran
The second is Bobby Ball
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:45, archived)
The second is Bobby Ball
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:45, archived)
The embroidered college crest on my uniform has rubbed my left nipple raw.
Might have to start wearing a vest. Or nipple tassles. Any advice?
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:47, archived)
Might have to start wearing a vest. Or nipple tassles. Any advice?
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:47, archived)
Gaffer-tape an 'X' over your nipple.
It even doubles as a cheap solution for chest waxing.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:54, archived)
It even doubles as a cheap solution for chest waxing.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:54, archived)
Gently drizzle melted wax over the affected nipple
This will form a protective shell
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:58, archived)
This will form a protective shell
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:58, archived)
Really? Blimey
I've been very optimistic, and hung some washing out.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:50, archived)
I've been very optimistic, and hung some washing out.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:50, archived)
I hope a tramp steals it to keep warm.
Your opulence is sickening
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:52, archived)
Your opulence is sickening
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:52, archived)
He'd have to get through a high, locked gate
then clamber over three gardens to get here. If he managed that, he deserves the laundry.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:55, archived)
then clamber over three gardens to get here. If he managed that, he deserves the laundry.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:55, archived)
I've just read that the official definition of a 'white Christmas'
is when at least one snowflake falls anywhere in the UK on 25 December. Sounds like a bit of a cop-out to me.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:32, archived)
is when at least one snowflake falls anywhere in the UK on 25 December. Sounds like a bit of a cop-out to me.
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( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:35, archived)
+ that it's really hard to sing nowadays without sounding like a massive racist
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:38, archived)
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One part cheap vodka, one part curaçao, three parts glyphosphate, dash of seltzer.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:56, archived)
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In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I of value? What is my worth? Yet I believe that worthiness is our birthright.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:20, archived)
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:20, archived)
Is it just me that thinks that non crispy hash browns are a stain on our society?
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:35, archived)
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:35, archived)
It's not just you.
If you're going to eat non-crispy hash browns, you might as well eat raw chips for all the satisfaction you're going to get.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:36, archived)
If you're going to eat non-crispy hash browns, you might as well eat raw chips for all the satisfaction you're going to get.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:36, archived)
Halfway between bubble'n'squeak and a hash brown,
but not as enjoyable as either.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:38, archived)
but not as enjoyable as either.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:38, archived)
What on earth's a bath brown?
A hash brown that's gone soggy from being left in the bath?
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:39, archived)
A hash brown that's gone soggy from being left in the bath?
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:39, archived)
disgusting
At least when you do it in the shower, you can toe it down the plughole
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:01, archived)
At least when you do it in the shower, you can toe it down the plughole
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:01, archived)
I reject the shackles of your archaic societies vague meanings
Kinda more Mid-morning now innit
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:57, archived)
Kinda more Mid-morning now innit
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:57, archived)
Is today's google doodle supposed to be implying that Scottish People are gay?
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:08, archived)
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:08, archived)
Why else would they forego underwear and wear skirts if not for ease of bum access?
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:16, archived)
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:16, archived)
I thought that was so they could inject heroin into their penuses faster
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:38, archived)
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Only one more sleepington until the choccie-woccie advent calendar comes out!!!!
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:16, archived)
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I'm a middle-aged woman who works in HR
I've eaten all of mine already.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:25, archived)
I've eaten all of mine already.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:25, archived)
Before you agree to do anything that might add even the smallest amount of stress to your life, ask yourself:
What is my truest intention? Give yourself time to let a yes resound within you. When it's right, I guarantee that your entire body will feel it.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:09, archived)
What is my truest intention? Give yourself time to let a yes resound within you. When it's right, I guarantee that your entire body will feel it.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:09, archived)
Morning.
Only one day to go before you're officially allowed to play Christmas music in the office.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:03, archived)
Only one day to go before you're officially allowed to play Christmas music in the office.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:03, archived)
Got to make more of that sweet money from all the people who saw the first morning thread.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:10, archived)
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:10, archived)
Microsoft Office, of course.
There's a hidden macro that makes Clippy do a little number as the lead singer in a cantina band.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:18, archived)
There's a hidden macro that makes Clippy do a little number as the lead singer in a cantina band.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:18, archived)
I can come to your office and hide behind your desk
and bend a paperclip to make it look like a person and then make it do a little song and dance routine if you like.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:24, archived)
and bend a paperclip to make it look like a person and then make it do a little song and dance routine if you like.
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