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Yeah? Fuck you!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 19:52, archived)
Do one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 19:53, archived)
Step off.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 20:02, archived)
if your cock was as fat as your ego
you might be able to satisfy your missus for once
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 19:54, archived)
No need

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 20:02, archived)
soz

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 20:53, archived)
poon

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 20:07, archived)
Poono

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 20:12, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 20:55, archived)
Tough on bumrape,
Tough on the causes of bumrape.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 20:59, archived)
HI I'M SHERIFF JOHN BUNNELL

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:17, archived)
[v/o] THIS PERP CLEARLY ENJOYS HIS CRACK. CRACK COCAINE, THAT IS. BUT WHERE HE'S GOING NOW, HE'S ABOUT TO SEE A WHOLE DIFFERENT KIND OF "CRACK" ACTION.
[Cut to John leaning on a squad car bonnet. He stands up straight and begins walking toward the camera across a busy police station car park. He keeps our gaze throughout, unblinking.]
OF COURSE I WAS REFERRING TO NON-CONSENSUAL ANAL SEX, WHICH HAPPENS FREQUENTLY IN PRISONS IN THIS DISTRICT. STILL, WHEN YOU LIVE THE LIFE
[John is struck forcibly by a speeding squad car entering frame right, breaking both his femurs and sending him flying out of shot.]
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:29, archived)
bumrape: just do it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:43, archived)
all because the lady loves bumrape

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:45, archived)
better buy bumrape

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:46, archived)
the daz bumrape challenge

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:46, archived)
bumrape: central heating for kids

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:49, archived)
kids and grown-ups love it so, the happy world of bumrape

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:50, archived)
monsieur, with this bumrape you are spoiling us

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:51, archived)
I'm bumrapin' it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:53, archived)
Argh.
Stop! This Bumrape is not Ready Yet!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:57, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 21:58, archived)
Snap! Crackle! Bumrape!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 22:07, archived)
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave World Of Bubblewrap.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 22:35, archived)
Bumrape 0: bumrape begins

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:33, archived)
Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why some people with mediocre talent, but with great inner drive, go much further than people with vastly superior talent.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:33, archived)
just like I

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:45, archived)
I like to let people talk who like to talk. It lets me find out how full of shit they are.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:48, archived)
"Why dazzle them with diamonds, when you can blind them with bullshit?"

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:50, archived)
In other news
Dirty protests up norf
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:49, archived)
Planet of the Bumrapes

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 14:01, archived)
The Analphant Man

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 14:03, archived)
Analien vs Predatits
web.archive.org/web/20100209010732/http://www.b3tards.com/u/04d821dabf7fcbecc84b/analienvspredatits.gif
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 14:24, archived)
Star Trek the Motion Sphincter

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 14:04, archived)
Brown Star Wars

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 14:06, archived)
Bumrape V: The Anal Frontier

(Tha D O Z, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:10, archived)
this is heading towards Bumrape VI: The Return of the Bumrape
I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:12, archived)
Fingers crossed mate.

(Tha D O Z, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:19, archived)
One Bumraped the Cuckoo's Nest

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:31, archived)
The Bumraped Professor 2: The Klumps

(Tha D O Z, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:33, archived)
Bumrape The Fourth (of December)

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:09, archived)
the day of Bumrape, which is December the 4th

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:09, archived)
It's also National Threadstomp Day.
Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:18, archived)
Bumrape III: I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at me.
I paid £340 for a teapot and 4 cups and saucers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:06, archived)
It's the 4th of December
I hope you all have your Christmas**
(**other religious holidays are available)
Decorations up. I have, but seemingly I was supposed to put the tree up first, baubles, lights, tinsel and a fairy rolling around the living room floor are not it seems child or dog friendly.

What did you have for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:04, archived)
Christmas decorations up?
So common!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:07, archived)
Morning?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 9:01, archived)
k, reporting this for trolling

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 9:02, archived)

Not more of your moronic repetitive posts, putting you on 2.0
(Tha D O Z, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 9:04, archived)
Me too pls

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 9:11, archived)

tt +ll +off +the wankatron version
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 9:50, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:40, archived)
alright

(Tha D O Z, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:40, archived)
206-7

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:40, archived)
Shit isn't it.
I'm not bothering with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:42, archived)
Me either.
I have a call with a load of Aussies in a few minutes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:46, archived)
Just shout swear words at them

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:50, archived)
I approve

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:44, archived)
Poopo

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:49, archived)
high fidelity

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:44, archived)
High times

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:50, archived)
Yeah, it's about that time again, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 8:09, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 8:13, archived)
Good morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 8:46, archived)
morning5

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 8:50, archived)
Morninge

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 8:58, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:36, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:39, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:43, archived)
Hi m'8!

(Tha D O Z, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:39, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:44, archived)
morning4

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 8:50, archived)
Morning!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:35, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:39, archived)
Morning

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:40, archived)
Morning

(Tha D O Z, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:39, archived)
morning3

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 8:49, archived)
Good morning

(Tha D O Z, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:34, archived)
Good morning

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:39, archived)
morning2

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 8:49, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:34, archived)
Morning mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:39, archived)
Monding

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:42, archived)
morning1

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 8:49, archived)
why are sundays so boring?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:35, archived)
I like sundays, out for a few beers, footy on the telly, loads of people out, then home for weed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:48, archived)
i hate both beer and footy
and am unable to watch the snooker, which is not putting me in the best of moods.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:51, archived)
What snooker's on? Must be about time for the grand prix.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:55, archived)
uk championship, started tuesday
managed to watch o'sullivan win his last match, but telly hogs have descended
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:58, archived)
Fair.
A mate got us free tickets to the Fu/Higgins semi back when it was in Aberdeen. Seeing it live was rubbish as you have to sit in silence and the table is upside down compared to the telly. At one point a disabled person yelped and me and my friends got silent giggles for about 10 minutes and felt like cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 17:08, archived)
i'd have done the same, tbh
saw the senior masters live a couple of years ago, rory mccleod is a slow cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 17:19, archived)
Imagine scoring tickets then ending up with ebdon, doesn't bear thinking about.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 17:24, archived)
People have rioted for far less.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 17:43, archived)
He's a creepy eyed bastard and no mistake

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:00, archived)
Why did the BBC invite him to commentate, 'sake.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:03, archived)
Possibly because Stephen Hendry is a smug prick

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:12, archived)
Lol, one of my mates once described another friends girlfriend as 'having a face like Stephen Henry in the '90s' so horrible, but quite lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 21:35, archived)
That made me do a proper lol

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 22:43, archived)
Well beer can mean any booze to me really, and I love football

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 17:37, archived)
I'm in a bar there's alright live music on. Later 12 monkeys is on the box.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:48, archived)
couldn't get my head round that 12 monkeys, tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 16:52, archived)
Sunday mornings and afternoons are boring.
I slept through this particular Sunday morning and did various housework-related mundanities this afternoon. Now that evening's setting in, though, it's time to crack open the sauce and see which film(s) I'm going to watch. Nowt boring about that.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 17:32, archived)
Yeah, I got my housework done
Couple of pints and Sherlock tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 18:01, archived)
Alright 'Morrissey'
Get a stressful job, then you won't mind Sundays so much
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 19:41, archived)
I'm trying

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 22:44, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Dec 2017, 8:43, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 8:45, archived)
Bike was a shed. The search continues.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Dec 2017, 9:02, archived)
grrrmorning.
it's snowing and I'm sitting on a train having to go to Lower Saxony again. *raps without no beat*
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 9:01, archived)
I don't know where that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Dec 2017, 9:03, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 9:20, archived)
Alright m8

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Dec 2017, 10:23, archived)
It was

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 12:30, archived)
Morning
B3ta bash last night was a tad full on, I'm broken
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 12:57, archived)
I'm really glad I subscribed to cable.
Columbo is broadcasting on 3 completely different channels.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 13:31, archived)

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