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Stoopid n00b questions
1) Is it considered bad form to post more than one entry into a compo?
2) Would the cover of the Pixies Surfa Rosa count as NSFW? I mean the difference between porn and art is that art is in black and white.

Thanks
(SteppenHerring Yes, I am quite fond of cheese, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 19:06, archived)
You'd best send a PM to mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 19:40, archived)
I do, it's my shackle

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 20:12, archived)
a) this website is so dead no one gives a subatomic shit
b) NSFW isn't a cultural stance, you pillock. It's a warning for the viewer that stuff might display on screen that one's colleagues/bosses woukd ask difficult questions about. If you haven't worked that out yet, get off the fucking Internet.
c) don't bother, your competition entriy won't win anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 20:00, archived)
1) Cheers
2) Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 20:02, archived)
3) cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 20:13, archived)
FAQ off!
Haha, see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 20:14, archived)
Well
I did read the FAQ in detail before posting. It didn't cover multiple compo entries though. In case I can be arsed to do one that's not crap.
(SteppenHerring Yes, I am quite fond of cheese, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 20:48, archived)
Just go for it champ

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 20:51, archived)
Send them all in. they can only liven the board up.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 21:02, archived)
Chill
buybenzocaineuk.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 21:06, archived)
1) No. But a few people may start bleating if you do them all in separate threads in quick succession.
2) What Grrry said.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 21:16, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Dec 2017, 21:33, archived)
Morning, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 8:05, archived)
Alright yeti, who are all these weirdo cluttering up the place

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 8:19, archived)
Alright mongy.
I've got no idea, m8'tt. A bunch of them just cropped up overnight and seemed to think they'd been here before. It's like a Shambles DDoS attack.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 8:22, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Dec 2017, 8:28, archived)
One from the top row, two from the middle row and three from the bottom, please.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 8:37, archived)
Fuck off mate

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Dec 2017, 9:54, archived)
Robust bit of Christmas aggression there m'hat'e.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 10:07, archived)
Piggers.
Hope you and your lovely Mrs had a Merry Xmas? Back at work? I am unfortunately.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 11:39, archived)
yo momma so old she took her driver's license on a dinosaur
hahaha, classic Ludacris. they got hoes in different area codes.

morning
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 8:31, archived)
You have to take pity on the man, though; he can't even spell.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 8:40, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 8:44, archived)
30% off all orders of Turkish delight if you bring a live ferret to the shop.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 9:06, archived)
Puked myself hollow, last night.
Not taking full advantage of this buffet breakfast, this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 9:07, archived)
Get all those Yuletide toxins out in one go, that's the spirit.
My body's been telling me to take it easy as well - I had vegetable soup for dinner last night and that was it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 9:10, archived)
1.5 pints of beer, yesterday, so I'm hoping it was something I ate.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 9:18, archived)
Here's hoping.
Because, you know, otherwise that would make you some kind of giant WUSS or something.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 9:37, archived)
If I'm lucky, it might be norovirus!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 10:15, archived)
It's what all the 'in' people are getting this season.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 10:22, archived)
morn
ing
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
The suspense was killing me for a moment there.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 9:23, archived)
Aye looks like it
Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 11:13, archived)
I believe so

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 11:38, archived)
#prayforkabul

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 12:32, archived)
May Allah destroy all the enimies of lslam. True Muslim never want to Kell an animal how come a human.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 12:33, archived)
I've lost my prayer fork.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 12:41, archived)
Happy Easter jebends

(SgtNobbleSocks, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 0:49, archived)
Happy Holidays from the bottom of my heart to the tip of my benis.
Now let's have your best chavish insults to use on my friends and co-workers in America.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 22:53, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 22:54, archived)
please be more specific
north america? central? south? latin?
vespuccica would've been much more fun name for a country tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 23:10, archived)
"Ahhh-mahhhr-eee-caaah"
Sry... it must be my American accent.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 23:28, archived)
Just scored a SNES mini for 80 quid!

(Tha D O Z, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 20:57, archived)
Retro gaming is 90% pure shite.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 20:59, archived)
Old games are mostly absolute wank

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Dec 2017, 21:12, archived)
Yes, but Nintendo made fantastic games back then.

(Tha D O Z, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 21:22, archived)
squid are tasty

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 22:19, archived)
Yes. Yes they are.

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 22:25, archived)
But you could have spent that 80 quid on something worthwhile

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 22:37, archived)
isn't that the rrp?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 22:45, archived)
+f

Poooeeee mano dun a guff
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 22:48, archived)
bloody sprouts

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 23:37, archived)
Dunno.
Sold out really quickly though.
(Tha D O Z, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 22:54, archived)
I was just thinking
about the time I managed to write "First" on a new post at the stroke of midnight new years eve a few years ago. At the time I was most amused, not (some may think) that I had managed to be the "first" to post (although let's be fair back then that was quite the thing) but more so as I had then the marvellous opportunity to laugh at all the other posts that came after mine saying that they were "first" when indeed, as it transpired, they were not.

Such halcyon days indeed.

What do you miss about the "old days" ?

alt question - what's for supper?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 16:26, archived)
Blimey. If you're lonely enough to be thinking about that, maybe you really ought to kill yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Dec 2017, 16:30, archived)
I'm not lonely
I have my imaginary friends to keep me company.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 16:42, archived)
Oh do fucking shut up nobody is reading all the shit you type

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 16:39, archived)
oh
thanks for the reply.
Made my day that the famous mongychops replied to my comment.
3 stars will post again
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 16:41, archived)
My collection of dancing space potatoes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 18:08, archived)
massive drugs

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 18:46, archived)
Amoxicillin 3000's¿?¿? U nutter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 18:58, archived)
I remember when I used to be so engaged in a thread
that I'd get quite upset when it fell off the board due to all the traffic.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 19:22, archived)
My USB bluetooth dongle must have taken a knock in transit
as it no longer works properly, which means no music tonight either. ARSE!

Apparently it's the shittest one on the market, though, according to Amazon reviews, so it's probably just as well that I have to get a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 19:32, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 7:19, archived)
Morning grrr

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 7:44, archived)
alright m

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 9:03, archived)
That's what *she* said.
I am hungover and probably technically still drunk in the office this morning, and I have nothing to do. I've also turned up in a shirt and tracksuit trousers because I sort of missed my alarm clock. Long live working between Christmas and the new year.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 8:10, archived)
fuck it all
no-one's productive in this non-week anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 9:04, archived)
Exactly.
I've got a project that's due on 5 January but it's only a couple of days' work so I can't be arsed with it right now.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 9:13, archived)
Hiya

(Tha D O Z, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 8:35, archived)
sup

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 9:04, archived)
happy nein o'clock @ all

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 9:00, archived)
lol hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 9:05, archived)
I've spent the night in a hotel, sans kids and sans dogs.
I'd forgotten what it's like to awaken naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 9:06, archived)
sans every thing

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 9:18, archived)
So sorry that you've been kicked out, especially at this time of year

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 10:12, archived)
It might be the best thing that's ever happened to me.
#freedom
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 10:52, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 9:27, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 10:25, archived)
Yo.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Dec 2017, 10:32, archived)
My plans for getting a beer at lunchtime and spending the afternoon faffing around have been trounced
by the arrival of two loud children in the workplace, and I am not happeh about it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 10:46, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 12:22, archived)
Just did my first poo since Saturday
how's your christmas dinner coming out?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 13:36, archived)
Like Wonka's river

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 13:42, archived)
with a fat german kid floating in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 15:49, archived)
:D Not this time, thankfully

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 16:25, archived)
my poo seems a lot healthier than my non-holiday diet

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 13:51, archived)
In small, green triangles

(immadme, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 14:04, archived)
I threw up yesterday evening.

(SgtNobbleSocks, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 14:09, archived)
in a fine spray

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 14:31, archived)
Alright, 'frank sinatra'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 15:10, archived)
dreaming of a shite christmas?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 15:24, archived)

n did
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 15:30, archived)
Didn't have one, I am hemorrhaging money on the horses tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 14:51, archived)
I have had 9 watery excretions

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Dec 2017, 14:57, archived)
8 rabbit droppings, 7 logs a floating, 6 man eggs laid
5 STINGING RINGS
4 kids dropped off, 3-ply wipes 2 splashed balls, and a sharting in the lavvy.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 15:11, archived)
I nearly shit myself in the shed earlier trying to lift the front wheel back in to the bandit

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Dec 2017, 15:49, archived)
arse-bandit

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 21:05, archived)
I was going to cook a curry yesterday but accidentally got pissed instead.
I'm not looking forward to my next shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 15:25, archived)
there's a lot of that going around

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 15:42, archived)
Lot of what? Accidentally getting pissed or not looking forward to ones next shit? Or both?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 15:46, archived)
accidentally getting pissed
i feel i may accidentally fall into a bottle of raspberry absolut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 15:50, archived)
God speed.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 16:00, archived)
Never really had the opportunity to get properly hammered over Christmas.
Going to get properly hammered tonight to make up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 17:20, archived)
Real shame that one who's obsessed with poo doesn't post here anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 18:18, archived)
Rachelswipe does still post, actually.

(Tha D O Z, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 18:28, archived)
No, the other one. Bob Todd, that was it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 18:49, archived)
omg only 365 sleeps until Christmas
some pricks have already got their decorations up
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 21:13, archived)
Utter pricks
Still, is everybody ready for Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 23:09, archived)
It's the anniversary of my best friend's death
Trying not to be sad. She wouldn't approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 23:24, archived)
Merry Fucking Christmas
I watched a bloke shitting baked beans out early this morning.
Mind you, he was poorly, so he couldn't help it much.
Merry Fucking Christmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 1:11, archived)
can't work out what the best quality street is

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 7:50, archived)
The big purple one

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 9:47, archived)
Filth

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 10:22, archived)
fudge

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 10:35, archived)
Them green triangle things.

(immadme, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 11:19, archived)
don't be fucking stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 11:47, archived)
Well they're my favourite :(

(immadme, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 12:03, archived)
Strawberry delight

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 11:23, archived)
Tricky one but I'd say
Redhill
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 11:26, archived)
Bond Street

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 12:06, archived)
the orange and red set are the real money makers

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 13:14, archived)
vine street is a cunt to land on, mind

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 14:30, archived)
merry Kwanzaa to all our African haplogroup boarders
(CET, of course) and good night
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 23:24, archived)
GMT or fuck off, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 23:28, archived)
Earth's Flat
Don't you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 26 Dec 2017, 4:04, archived)
Fuck off back to the USA.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 26 Dec 2017, 4:25, archived)
Hello new person
Araf off back to Wales, Mate. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 26 Dec 2017, 8:47, archived)
"slow off"? o_0

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 11:57, archived)
Yes.
It's the only Welsh word I know (it's on all the signs on the B roads there) so I like to use it wherever possible. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Wed 27 Dec 2017, 5:37, archived)
just watched Gremlins
Christmas fillum?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 21:34, archived)
Santa Does Staines

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 21:36, archived)
nah
too stuffed
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 23:11, archived)
sure why not
merry christmas, pricks
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 23:14, archived)
Of course it is.
My fave xmas fillum though is still probably Lost Hearts. Loved it from when it was first broadcast. And ever since I got the dvd box set of the BBC Ghost Stories For Christmas I've watched it after getting home from the pub on Grrrmas morning.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 26 Dec 2017, 3:34, archived)
Any cunts put / on played Last Christmas?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 25 Dec 2017, 18:56, archived)
yeah
soundcloud.com/moongangs/laaaaast-chriiiiiistmas
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 19:34, archived)
Probably some have yeah

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 20:40, archived)
No
Hitting the raspberry absolut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 20:53, archived)
My xmas duties have just finished, it's totally glenfiddich o'clock at broadsword towers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 21:07, archived)
Been on the wine since 2
Halfway down the vodka now. Got the ladybird book of the zombie apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 21:18, archived)
fuck off, spanish

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 21:09, archived)
Heart FM did
cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 23:11, archived)
Urrghhhhh
Sick wil inner ear infection so walk like im pissed, stuck in hotel with in laws.
Might as well get pissed!!!

Easy way out, split with my women.... zero fucks given.


Yah, run forrest...........
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 25 Dec 2017, 14:32, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 14:37, archived)

youtu.be/yEiY9jNzS7w
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 14:41, archived)
Winning at life.

(Tha D O Z, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 15:40, archived)

Any tinnitus or loss of hearing?

I was diagnosed with Manieres disease last week.
(SgtNobbleSocks, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 18:06, archived)
Good

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Dec 2017, 18:18, archived)
don't think of it as losing your hearing,
but gaining somebody else's hearing
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 18:21, archived)
Yeah, double plus on those matey.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 25 Dec 2017, 18:50, archived)
Manieres
You will die eventually
(SgtNobbleSocks, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 0:50, archived)
MERRY GRRRMAS EVERYBODY!
Is everyone drunk yet? I'm drinking some coffee cream liquer thing like a ponce. It's not bad. I'm gonna go back to the spicy in a bit I think.
Did Santa bring you all a lump of coal? That's the best bit I think.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 25 Dec 2017, 12:21, archived)
and to you.
i got nothing and I gave nothing. best grrrmas ever. not much getting drunk with my nan tho. reserving a ticket end of the year to finally watch that wars of the stars thingamajig so that I can use the internets again without fear of spoilers
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 12:34, archived)
Santa got me nowt , fat fucking bearded cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 12:57, archived)
Yeah, he looks a bit Jewish too.
Never mind mongy. Here's a nice Grrrmas song to cheer you up: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItlSHnLSFS4
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 25 Dec 2017, 13:20, archived)
Chrs stu, I'm in the pub anyway, this one shuts at 4, the one up the roads open till 7 tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 13:52, archived)
he's Greek you daft spongecake

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 14:38, archived)
Not drinking before lunch
I got many nice things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 13:29, archived)
I got nice things and booze

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 25 Dec 2017, 14:18, archived)
Yah bitch tits, in hotel room waiting for room service.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 25 Dec 2017, 18:54, archived)
Merry Christmas
To all you b3tards out there
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 0:09, archived)
I don't think I'm ready yet.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 7:15, archived)
Pub time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 9:09, archived)
proper Sunday Christmas thread, this is

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 9:44, archived)
It's 9.48 and I'm already full

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 9:49, archived)
Don't forget to have a shit so you can fit more food in

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 9:54, archived)
See, this is where I'm going wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 9:55, archived)
Merry non-denominational festival to all.
I'm still full from yesterday and we haven't even started yet today.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 10:02, archived)
I just woke up fully clothed, shoes still on and everything. Top pissheading.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 10:32, archived)
Braw

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 11:12, archived)
Merry Christmas, denizens of /talk

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 11:45, archived)
Everybody's ready now, right..?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 21:32, archived)
stick your cock in a stocking and fuck a walnut

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 21:49, archived)
Yer almost, just about to start the wrapping up

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 21:54, archived)
For what?

(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 22:07, archived)
I've fucked up
I've been getting ready for halloween all this time
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 22:15, archived)
so much enthusiasm

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 22:58, archived)
While everyone’s asleep, daddy put the Christmas tree up. Lamaisah’s going to be happy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:00, archived)
I hope Santa comes, 'cos I didn't bother buying any presents.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:30, archived)
You're in luck, there's a dodgy-looking bearded guy in your kid's room right now

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:42, archived)
The father-in-law has been at the cooking sherry again, then?
The kids were all set to leave a tot of rum out, this year, but then the daughter found the bourbon, so I've had to neck a shot of that, instead.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:48, archived)
I'm half cut and listening to the spector Christmas album so it is Christmas, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:43, archived)
I survived another Polish christmas
dodged the pickled herring, bypassed the carp in jelly, spurned the sour beetroot drink and stuck two fingers up at the mashed pea mayonaisse salad.

Rankest christmas food?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 16:51, archived)
trifle
it has bananas and custard in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 16:54, archived)
You're right
trifle is sugary gunk for toddlers
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 16:59, archived)
i'm having something simple tonight
fish finger butty, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:00, archived)
Have something healthy and nutritious

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:40, archived)
Booze?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:46, archived)
How about grilled chicken, vegetables and whole grain rice

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:56, archived)
Sounds positively frightful

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 18:25, archived)
fish fingers
This was always my christmas eve dinner of choice, however one year I discovered a lack of said items in freezer. I DID find a bag of scampi and the rest is history!!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:48, archived)
I have no scampi
Or it would be my first choice too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:54, archived)
what history? are you famous?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:57, archived)
history shouldn't be a mystery

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 18:01, archived)
I just wonder if someone has recorded in a historical tome
"purpledoris did a fishy shit"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 18:14, archived)
In late 2017, the United States Library of Congress deemed this beeter post "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" and selected it for preservation in the International Archive Of Important Internet.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 18:26, archived)
Dun dah dunnn dah Dunn dah dunnn

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 21:10, archived)
I've only been awake a couple of hours, had a breakfast beer in the shower, just eaten a frikadellen and I'm off the pub

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 16:59, archived)
I would just reply 'marzipan' but I have a feeling that's a bannable offence

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:20, archived)
I think people who hate sprouts have some genetic thing that makes it taste bad.
A similar problem is some people have a genetic problem where corriander tastes like soap to them. That'd be worse, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:40, archived)
+asparagus wee

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:42, archived)
That'd be me
Too much coriander makes soapy curries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:47, archived)
I'm sorry to hear about your inferior genes.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:56, archived)
I think I must have some version of taste/smell blindness
considering all the popular flavours make me want to vom, and my favourite tastes are liquorice, vinegar and petrol.

The smell of melted chocolate makes me heave.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:57, archived)
I like the smell of petrol, but can't say I've tasted it.
The trick is to stop sucking on the pipe before it enters your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 18:13, archived)
easier said than done

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 18:15, archived)

Fried with pancetta
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 21:33, archived)
Mate, christmas is tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Dec 2017, 18:26, archived)
Different zone innit, GMT+25

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 18:30, archived)
More like GMT -50 years

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Dec 2017, 19:30, archived)
I love pickled herring, rest sounds gross.
My parents are pretty sound about food so Christmas is usually fine from that POV.

Sorry I don't have any amusing stories about gross Christmas food.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 19:07, archived)
but do you just like pickled herring?
or pickled hering in cream or pickled herring in tomato sause or pickled herring in jelly or pickled herring with onions?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 19:11, archived)
all this food sounds great to me tbh,
you're such a fussy eater, worse than Vegans
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 14:36, archived)
Xmas Eve morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 10:44, archived)
Word

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 11:47, archived)
to

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 12:03, archived)
the Wise Men

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 12:05, archived)
Rich.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 14:12, archived)
really
Please tell me you don't actually live in Houghton Regis....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Dec 2017, 12:22, archived)
Are you ready?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 12:47, archived)
Y

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Dec 2017, 12:57, archived)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 13:51, archived)
Looking forward to the prince charles speech

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 14:07, archived)
wait, is it christmas?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 12:49, archived)

○●
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Dec 2017, 12:58, archived)
FUCK YES

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 14:13, archived)
Because of that fucking Christmas song I thought slade were shit for years. They're not.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 16:37, archived)
Might print out this post and wrap some presents in it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:19, archived)
Just updating you all - I'm ready for Christmas
Please amend your spreadsheets accordingly
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 14:10, archived)
there are no decent christmas films on
no scrooged, no die hard, nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 16:27, archived)
No Gremlins?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 25 Dec 2017, 12:20, archived)

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