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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 7:37, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 7:44, archived)
wotcha

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 7:52, archived)
Tuesday
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 7:56, archived)
very observant

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:15, archived)
Ahoy, landlubbers.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:06, archived)
land blubbers, more like!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:16, archived)
Speak for yourself, Charlie Chunk.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:19, archived)
Morning.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:06, archived)
yes yes we've already established that

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:16, archived)
wasn't morning yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:17, archived)
in this happy plane of existence
it's morning EVERY DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:31, archived)
in b4 tangles

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:33, archived)
damnit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:42, archived)
he's so tardy

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:48, archived)
in b4 $$ says in b4 tangles

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:42, archived)
you've got del-AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:48, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:44, archived)
alright mano

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 8:48, archived)
#halfleft

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 9:23, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 9:27, archived)
word up SM

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 9:42, archived)
What what?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jan 2018, 9:27, archived)
^ is the devil, biatch

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 9:29, archived)
in the butt, like a bent

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 9:42, archived)
Late, again.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 9:31, archived)
Get down and give me twenty

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 9:36, archived)
pervert

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 9:36, archived)
Like YM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 9:37, archived)
She is quite tardy.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:02, archived)
i wish you were the late monster munch

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 9:43, archived)
alright 'Aladdin'

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 9:57, archived)
Alright, Slartibartfast

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 9:58, archived)
alright 'skee-lo'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:13, archived)
morning bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 9:57, archived)
alright 'Great Bumholio'

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:01, archived)
Keep spending most our lives
Livin in a bumhole's paradise
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:11, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:00, archived)

i.redd.it/l3awsg0n8qb01.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:08, archived)
so romantic

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:09, archived)
Is that Maisie Williams?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:26, archived)
No
the giveaway is that it doesn't look anything like Maisie Williams
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:30, archived)
I meant the girl on the right.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:37, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xfa075Mjw4
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:11, archived)
Last

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:14, archived)

"A last is a mechanical form that has a shape similar to that of a human foot.
It is used by shoemakers and cordwainers in the manufacture and repair of shoes. Lasts typically come in pairs and have been made from various materials, including hardwoods, cast iron, and high-density plastics"
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:16, archived)
Finally, I've learnt something from this website

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:18, archived)

"A list is a record of short pieces of information, for example people's names.
Lists are usually written or printed with a single thing on each line and often ordered in a way that makes a particular thing easy to find"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:18, archived)
Knew dis

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:23, archived)
The first generation of British merchant navy ships were designed based on military frigates
with their hulls widened and squared off at the stern to allow them to carry a greater cargo tonnage. Because the sweep of a frigate's hull was designed to spread the weight of the cannon batteries located along the length of both sides of the ship, however, its balance profile was ill-suited to cargo placed centrally and even on the fo'c'sle, which often resulted in the prows of fully-laden ships dipping forwards. To counteract this, sailors, known to be men of generous nutsacks, would lower themselves from the stern and dip their balls into the ship's wake. The weight displacement, coupled with the downward eddies created by their balls in the water, would redress the prow and allow the ship to be steered safely. The cry of "Ball astern!" to order this practice gradually became shortened over time and is the root of the modern word 'ballast'.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:33, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:48, archived)
Laster

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:23, archived)
lastest

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:28, archived)
The Last House on the Left

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:35, archived)
pricks

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:36, archived)
Last & Furious 9

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:39, archived)
Last Times At Ridgmont High

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 10:46, archived)
would you mind telling me an interesting fact, or a dull fact, preferably a dull fact please, dull dull, dull

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:17, archived)
everyone dies at the end
and the popcorn is stale
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:18, archived)
both factual, interesting, and dull
thanks artifus
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:21, archived)
try the odeon instead
at least they have comfy seats x
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:26, archived)
xoxoxoxox

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:26, archived)
The world's most popular bicycle component manufacturer has a comprehensive online resource detailing cross-compatibility over the last 14 years' worth of parts.
Dull or possibly interesting if you like that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:30, archived)
Lego was invented in the UK
www.inverso.pt/legos/clones/texts/kiddicraft.htm
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:37, archived)
I miss Richard's hippetty hop biography of the day

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:38, archived)
Do you?
Do you really?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:40, archived)
Kiddicraft didn't have the recessed tubes on the underside
so the blocks didn't click together, they just stacked. The slightest nudge would knock them over and they'd all fall apart. They were rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:42, archived)
The American Robin is not actually a robin

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:43, archived)
it's actually a motortrike in a fibreglass body

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 22:06, archived)
I found a typo on page 23 of the 2006-7 line-up chart

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:44, archived)
"Center" is the US spelling

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:46, archived)
pfffffffft

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:49, archived)
Slow-worms are probably the longest living reptile

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:47, archived)
no that's just how it feels to them

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:49, archived)
The Russian Central House of Chess (also known as the Moscow Botvinnik Central Chess Club), is a prime example of an "old style" Chess Centre that revolves around chess club-style activities for adults and elite junior players
(i.e. mainly just tournaments), and which regularly run at a financial loss, usually propped up through government or philanthropic sponsorship.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:52, archived)
I hear that club has a chequered past

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:53, archived)
Mr. Needlemouse was a name given to several prototypes of the character Sonic the Hedgehog on an early concept art sheet by his designer Naoto Ohshima.
The name is an alternative translation of "Mr. Hedgehog", as needlemouse is a literal translation of the Japanese word for hedgehog (ハリネズミ, harinezumi).
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 22:17, archived)
Noddy Holder from Slade controls the faggot supply

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 22:26, archived)
BMW, being a german manufacturer, use metric bolts for all fastenings in their vehicles
except the seat belt bolts, which are imperial sizing for some bizarre fucking reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:40, archived)
That's possibly the dullest thing I know

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:41, archived)
surely not

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:44, archived)
American patents?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:42, archived)
Volvo invented seat belts and chose not to copyright them so that the technology could be universally adopted.
That's slightly less dull
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:43, archived)
well fuck, that's my clever theory blown out of the water
"Sweden adopted the metric system in 1889"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:46, archived)
I'm off now but thanks for replying, remember you are alright,
and everything you've done and been and are is alright, even that stuff that you think isn't, even that is probably alright too, really, if you stand far enough back
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 21:56, archived)
It's like resolution from all my victims, thx vlad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 22:23, archived)
Half-Life 3 announced.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 22:06, archived)
fake news

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 0:28, archived)
there is no I in we

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 23 Jan 2018, 0:27, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 14:40, archived)
shit kerning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 14:44, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 14:45, archived)
3===============================================>~~~~~ O-:

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 14:47, archived)
LOL indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 14:47, archived)


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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 14:50, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 14:52, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 14:53, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/25546#post25555
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 14:59, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/25546#post25555 lol
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:00, archived)
This is dumb for even your Talk/efforts
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:06, archived)
lots of love to you too xxx

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:07, archived)
It stands for 'little old lady' m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:07, archived)
Alright chorlton

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:08, archived)
chorlton was lolling before any of us

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:10, archived)
He certainly was
youtu.be/D0xZh2Uf5v0
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:17, archived)
so glad i'm not the only one whose mind instantly went there

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:17, archived)
little old lady who?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:20, archived)
calm down Shipman

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:22, archived)
nananananananananananananananana SHIPMAAAAAAAANNN!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:29, archived)
Holy geriatricide, Shipman!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:39, archived)
to the deathmobile!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:45, archived)

here you are!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:51, archived)
see, if i could drive, i'd have one of those

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:03, archived)
7.7l V8, good for 11mpg.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:05, archived)
practical, too
plenty of storage space and you could hire it out to people who need to move couches or beds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:11, archived)

and hire it out to people who need to move couches or beds for 4 proton packs
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:27, archived)
a valid point

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:34, archived)
Why on earth would you need that much power for slowly driving to funerals?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:14, archived)
Fat corpses

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:18, archived)
I suppose it is American

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 17:20, archived)
drag racing, obviously

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:18, archived)
or for getting me home fast
which is where i'm going right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:34, archived)
LoL
Looks a lot like what you've written at first glance, but if you look closely you'll notice that I've written it backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:15, archived)
707

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:32, archived)
5318008

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 15:50, archived)
this is no laughing matter

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:23, archived)
I agree

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:26, archived)
alright 'dracula'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 18:41, archived)

imgur.com/gallery/wliGR
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:32, archived)
Oh two hats

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:34, archived)
he's trying new things
bless him
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:42, archived)
rude

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 16:51, archived)
My good headphones just broke, and I don't even know how. One side snapped clean off
What's broken in your life, and how angry did it make you feel?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 11:53, archived)
my hymen
I was so upset with my uncle
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 11:55, archived)
mind your own business

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 11:57, archived)
fuck him up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:16, archived)
what is with this 'tude m8?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:17, archived)
my spirit and now I can no longer feel anger

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 11:57, archived)

rit ne
anger below my waist
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:18, archived)
my achey breakey heart
i just don't think you understand
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 11:59, archived)
billy ray NOMATES, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:18, archived)
My headphones keep falling apart,
but I keep on putting them back together, rather than spending a tenner on replacement set.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:10, archived)
these ones are only worth about 40 quid
but I'm rather fond of them
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:19, archived)
My exercise routine.
All these New Year's resolution wannabes have been hitting the gym for the past month, never to return, and I haven't been since before Christmas. It's crap, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:19, archived)
Eh?
You mean they go for january only?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:36, archived)
It's a well-known gym phenomenon.
People make a resolution to lose weight, sign up at the gym and manage to stay motivated for about a month. After that, they go back to eating crisps on the couch while watching telly.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:41, archived)
I bet you've got pink ankle warmers

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:57, archived)
You know I have. I tied your wrists to the bed with them last time, remember?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:01, archived)
no m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:04, archived)
Isn't rohypnol marvellous?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:53, archived)
He told me he'd done ket before.
Trust is all-important in this kind of scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 14:02, archived)
I'm in a really bad mood

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:22, archived)
so would I be, with a face like that

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:58, archived)
Is it that time of the month?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:38, archived)
morning
as angry as a blackbird
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:32, archived)
more powerful than a brio big red

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:32, archived)
The expression these days is "woman of colour" m8.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:36, archived)
as woman of colour as a blackbird are we led it off the road

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:40, archived)
Cf. Nelly Furtado and "I'm, like, a bird."
Well, obviously, love.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:44, archived)
Haven't got any broken stuff, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:38, archived)
any money in broken watches?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:04, archived)
No just springs and gears, oh ahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:09, archived)
Not unless you need spares for a fixer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:11, archived)
Not broken
But I sneezed this morning and pulled a muscle in my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 12:59, archived)
as long as it was your neck and not someone else's

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:38, archived)
not sure i've hurt anyone else's neck
but i've broken someone else's nose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 14:47, archived)
A decent set here at a good price
bit.ly/2DBZBzS
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:10, archived)
Funnily enough I'm buying them for a mate this eve

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:17, archived)
that's a really good deal, cheers
aren't they a bit unt-tiss though?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:30, archived)
£45 million quid payout wanted by the old ginge
Ho ho ho. She'll get a hell of a lot less.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:15, archived)
Liz must be royally chuffed to see that vulgarian in the news again.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:31, archived)
she has this mental aunt look about her

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:33, archived)
I wonder how much she charges for toe-sucking

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:35, archived)
Alright, David Mellor.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 14:09, archived)
I put on my chelsea shirt and hat

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 14:16, archived)
^ bloodninja

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 14:18, archived)
I ordered 4 230mm fans as part of my project to build a greenhouse heater / altcoin farm using a portable DJ rack as a waterproof case.
Plugged them in last night to test and one of the blades immediately caught in a cable and snapped off.
I've tried glueing it back on but it's wonky now
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:35, archived)
"Altcoin farm", eh?
You're allowed to tell us you're growing pot, m8; we won't think any less of you.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:38, archived)
you always buy one extra as a spare m8
you should know that by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 13:38, archived)
Alright helmet lovers
Still waiting to hear from my solicitor about the fucking bank. Time's ticking and ol' TH is getting nervous.

What's ticking and making YOU feel certain emotions in YOUR life? You fucken prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:01, archived)

youtu.be/be7iNHw8QoQ
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:07, archived)
You know what, I enjoyed that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:09, archived)
you're probably not completely dead inside

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:17, archived)
Well, when he listened to Anthrax, they say
TH's heart grew three sizes that day
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:18, archived)
which is actually a very serious medical condition

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:19, archived)
you have literally minutes left

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:22, archived)
better listen to some more anthrax, I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:23, archived)
Have you tried passing Go?
The bank always gives me £200 when I do that.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:09, archived)
Well I AM sat in a giant boot

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:10, archived)
Our current monopoly set is Pokémon themed.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:16, archived)
Christ
but then I can't talk. The one we use is not just Star Wars themed...it's the Phantom Menace.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:17, archived)
I bet the kids fight over being Jar Jar or Anakin.
We've also got a Minion themed set, but it's a very simplified version of the game, designed for little kids, and so has the advantage that games rarely last beyond 20 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:21, archived)
We had a junior monopoly
but playing the proper version with simplified rules was a lot more fun
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:22, archived)
I like the "game over at the first bankruptcy" rule,
as all our games seem to end with someone throwing a strop at that point, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:24, archived)
just try your best and be yourself x

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:13, archived)
you just touched my heart, m8 x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:15, archived)

heart penus
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:15, archived)
sometimes that's enough

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:16, archived)
Two Hats' penus is never enough.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:30, archived)
Ball so hard) ball so hard, got a broken clock, rollies that don't tick tock. audemars that's losing time, hidden behind all these big rocks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:17, archived)
hadn't thought of it that way

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:19, archived)
We've got problems with the new lift shaft.
Need some 3 core FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:18, archived)
lol shaft

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:19, archived)
They say this cat is a bad mother...

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:23, archived)
Shut your mouth

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:24, archived)
seconded

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:24, archived)

😖
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:26, archived)
Living on a thin line,
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:18, archived)
fuck it off, I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:19, archived)
this acme bomb that a road runner just left on my desk

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:23, archived)
*holds up sign saying 'eep'*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:25, archived)
My heart m8
It beats 4 u
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:25, archived)
💖

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:26, archived)
You fucked that up

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:27, archived)
or did I?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:28, archived)
Nah, you did

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:28, archived)
Tell the bank to get it sorted or you'll send the boys round.
The joy of working for two tightly-wound right-wing harridans is what keeps me going on a daily basis, so certain emotions are definitely being felt from that one.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:26, archived)
Tried that one
Well, except the threats of physical violence. They're "working on it" apparently. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:27, archived)
Sounds akin to "the cheque's in the post" to me.
The people responsible for the latest version of our accounting software are unable to explain why we haven't been able to import last year's accounts for over a month. We haven't been able to bill anyone for the whole month of January and my boss is starting to shit bricks.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:31, archived)

emotions body parts
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:32, archived)
Ack, definitely a "no m8" on that one.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 10:35, archived)
they do it on purpose

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 11:01, archived)
It's normally the solicitors that like the money resting in their account for a week or so

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 11:09, archived)
I think you're right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 11:10, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 7:15, archived)
morning
wishing you all a nice cold week, with lots of rain and snow and hail and great gusts of wind. I had that last week, so I've enough of that. cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 7:37, archived)
Did you get battered by the storms?
We just got all the snow and arctic temperatures afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 7:49, archived)
not really because I don't go outside *lies*
but on Friday the whole countries trains got cancelled and I had to be at a birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 7:54, archived)
had the icecream melted into the jelly by the time you got there?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:02, archived)
I don't eat ice cream anymore, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:17, archived)
ex-girlfriend poisoned your stracciatella?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10375902
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:24, archived)
lol gutted

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:38, archived)
lol, "Monday"

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 7:48, archived)
lol "mons"
you know, like a cunt bump
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 7:49, archived)
Morning, I'm fucked.
The flu has fucked me.
(immadme, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:05, archived)
colds hit me with alarming brutality these days
there needs to be more recognition for men's suffering, like breast cancer awareness but with more snot.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:09, archived)
You aren't wrong.
The disparity in media attention absolutely boils my piss.
(immadme, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:13, archived)
morgen, freimensch

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:11, archived)
witam, towarzyszu

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:20, archived)
A LORRA LORRA morning greetings to all.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:13, archived)
Did they use her teeth as her tombstone?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:20, archived)
Fence around the whole graveyard, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:26, archived)
council worker sacked after bringing epee to work

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:30, archived)
in b4 tangles

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:25, archived)

t b
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JHp8Cc3wBY
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:29, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:40, archived)
in after $$

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:40, archived)

gfycat.com/miserlythickarizonaalligatorlizard
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:42, archived)
I was so close to making it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:51, archived)
yeah, if you like

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:49, archived)
oh no, don't ask me, what do YOU want?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:53, archived)
peace on earth
and to be a little bit taller
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:57, archived)
How tall are you?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 9:03, archived)
4' 3"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 9:04, archived)
That's a ha'furlong and eight barleycorns in old money.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 9:07, archived)
Correct

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 9:08, archived)
height not diameter, you pillock

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 9:21, archived)
He's measured himself lying down.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 9:32, archived)

i.redd.it/fsoqcxh58jb01.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:57, archived)
Now the barbarians are at the gates, she has the audacity to ask for help
*tips fedora*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 9:00, archived)
Shut up for fucks sake

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jan 2018, 8:59, archived)
put the kettle on and make a nice cup of go fuck yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 9:04, archived)
No wait, give him a chance
I think he's headed somewhere with this
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 22 Jan 2018, 9:04, archived)
afternoon nobbers and nobbettes
anyone got any fun plans today?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 15:32, archived)
Off to the pub right now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 15:34, archived)
lucky bugger
the nearest pub that's open is an utter wankpile, the kind of place where fresh duct tape on the seats counts as renovation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 15:39, archived)
If it was all I had I'd make it home

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 16:14, archived)
there are some much nicer places about 20 minutes away
but it's pissing down and i need to listen to loud music and watch snooker, so off licence it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 16:19, archived)
Nope, sorted the horse out, took the motorbike for a brief spin, decided it was too cold so I'm doing computer games and lager instead.
Might watch a movie. Too cold and damp for any proper outdoor fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 21 Jan 2018, 16:19, archived)
nipped to the supermarket earlier
but only because i won a spot of cash this morning and wanted curryh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 16:28, archived)
I've got a lamb tagine bubbling away in the slow cooker.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 17:12, archived)
i used to like a nice lamb tagine
until a friend made one a while back. it was swimming in grease and tasted utterly disgusting. put me right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 17:16, archived)
so you did bought one like you want it in2017?
proper wheels I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 17:51, archived)
I bought and fixed up a crashed bandit 600
On the hunt for another classic project now.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 21 Jan 2018, 18:01, archived)
what, you already fixed it?
Thought you only bought it a few weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 18:05, archived)
Bought it the week before Christmas.
Only needed the front end, chap thought the frame was bent, but he was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 21 Jan 2018, 18:07, archived)
It was just you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 18:35, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 21 Jan 2018, 18:40, archived)
alright "Easy Rider" well done on that purchase

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 19:34, archived)
Can't believe I missed out on Star Trek chat whilst having a quiet night of Warhammer painting and rum.
Sunday morning, all.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 10:30, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBTVrsjeRlA
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 11:20, archived)
very funny!

(ozof, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 11:37, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfzkgc6r6-A
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 11:49, archived)
I'm thoroughly enjoying these.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 14:34, archived)
Noel Edmonds has set up his own radio station dedicated to his beef with Lloyds Bank.
He is interviewing himself at the moment.
edge01.media.positivityradio.world:8081/positively/noel64/icecast.audio

The tracks he plays all have links to lying or battles.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 11:34, archived)
depressing

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 11:43, archived)
My mum fancies him.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 14:37, archived)
Russell Howard's sister is more annoying than he is

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 11:50, archived)
I'm too hungover to find the strikethrough tags on this phone but imagine I turned your rum into bum
Pretty lol I think you'll agree
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 12:37, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 14:34, archived)

https://youtu.be/FCARADb9asE
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 13:23, archived)
nerdiest thread of 2018
star trek, warhammer, monster munch

this one had it all
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 14:27, archived)
#winning

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 14:36, archived)
hmm weird,
a post i made on /board a couple of weeks ago seems to have vanished, did it break a rule? :/
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 23:19, archived)
what was it?
also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwDAiAKhsCs
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 0:31, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyKq7Aax-hI
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 0:36, archived)
it’s probably just dropped off the page
click on the ‘older posts’ link
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 10:51, archived)
yeah very funny,
it doesn't come up in a search, not in the archive when i try to go back to it, mind you a big chunk of the archives seems to be missing anyway. it got on the popular page and everything. the image is still hosted, however.. posted on 8 Jan at about 10:30pm
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 18:54, archived)
Bugger all on the telly

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 19:12, archived)
So these pots of weed are a stain called stardog, it's alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 19:52, archived)
we've got Netflix now,
we've been watching Star Trek TNG. It is completely stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 20:56, archived)
Hey, that was my Star Trek benchmark during my teenage years.
It's still my second-favourite Star Trek series.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 21:23, archived)
what's your first?
we're still only on series 2, i'm told it gets better. although i am enjoying it, don't get me wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 21:27, archived)
The original series, with its epic scenery-chewing and groundbreaking interracial romances.
I've yet to get caught up in a single incarnation of Star Trek other than those two (and the films). DS9 was torpedoed from the word go by the horrible acting of the bloke who played Benjamin Sisko; Voyager had its moments but it let itself down by turning into a space Corrie.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 21:29, archived)
we watched Enterprise just before TNG, and i think that one is my favourite now,
Original Series is always the benchmark for me tbh, but the first two series of TNG just seem to be rehashes of TOS stories, and it's just not breaking any ground anymore.

Enterprise is so damned cheerful though, everyone is just really excited to be in space, it's really positive and uplifting, they respect the original series canon in fact i think it manages to make TOS better which has to be the mark of a good prequel.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 21:35, archived)
it doesn't get good until riker has a beard and bev is back as the doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 23:09, archived)
Riker already has a beard,
Dr Pulaski is a proper bellend though
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 23:11, archived)
The best doctor throughout all the Star Treks was the EMH played by Robert Picardo.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 23:30, archived)
dunno is he the Voyager guy?
i never really watched it much, i am a great admirer of Dr Phlox out of Enterprise though, so cheerfully eccentric
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 23:32, archived)
Yeah, he was quite curmudgeonly to begin with. But much like Data or Vulcans he served as a device that was always trying to comprehend what it is to be human.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 23:38, archived)
Data seems to be the only one getting any plot development in TNG so far,
Wesley Crusher is sort of progressing but not really developing as a character.

Also, shut up Wesley
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 23:41, archived)
Watch gazorra, it is far more entertaining

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 21:46, archived)
dunno what that is,
we've been recommended The Expanse.
we also watch The Good Place
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 21:47, archived)
the expanse is well worth your time
the acting isn't top drawer, but the writing is excellent and the production is consistently impressive
(ozof, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 11:48, archived)
Afternoon
Went to MaccyD's for coffee. Used my collect 6 stickers and get a free coffee coupon. The free coffee came with a sticker, now only need five coffees next time.

Your move Ronald.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 12:56, archived)
Cool story, bro.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 13:10, archived)
I don't normally buy coffee to go like a prick
but I prefer their coffee over Starbucks, Costa and the other generic high street chains.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 13:12, archived)
And me.
It's probably because they do proper long/filter coffee rather than Americano nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 13:25, archived)
Family day out in Bristol. It's fantastic!
Apart from the bit in Las iguanas where they handed me a tablet to do a customer satisfaction survey and I had to tick the "35 to 44" age range foe the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 13:14, archived)
Lol old

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 20 Jan 2018, 13:17, archived)
You could've avoided that by not being a survey-filling-out prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 13:26, archived)
Shit Mexican.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 19:57, archived)
what happy meal toy did you get?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 13:25, archived)
happy end, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 13:34, archived)
shoved it straight up his arse without even looking at it first

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 13:40, archived)
ok well when they get the x-ray can someone let me know

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 13:48, archived)
The doctor said it appears to be a very frightend looking person who used to work the drive through
..whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 15:39, archived)
asparagus for lunch
#smellywee
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 13:33, archived)
Just trimmed my hedge. Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 14:25, archived)
In front of a Glasgow audience who sat stony-faced through the "my foot, wooden leg" callback.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 14:26, archived)
Alright B. Beard

(immadme, Sun 21 Jan 2018, 9:21, archived)
their coffee tastes like ashtray

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 16:19, archived)
Dunno if I dare ask how you know what ashtrays taste of

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 18:04, archived)
Let's just say I know

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 19:01, archived)
Morning
How is everyone today?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 8:47, archived)
Hoovering, doing the laundry and trimming the hedge literally single-handedly.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 11:20, archived)
well i just got a pikachu that can surf so y'know
it's going pretty great
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 11:34, archived)
Got smashed last night watching the football
So I've gone out for a pint and breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 11:41, archived)
Successful weekending then.
I went and saw 3 billboards, had a few pints in a Jazz club while some blues band played then, just out of basic curiosity, tried out the Taco Bell they have in Glasgow. It was unsurprisingly very bland.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 11:56, archived)
Good film?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 20 Jan 2018, 12:54, archived)
So far so good.
Lazy morning, at the yard now having a coffee, got to pop and see my dad and then if it stops raining I might go out for a few pints.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 20 Jan 2018, 12:42, archived)
Anyone up for going over to Paul's house to do a poo?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:27, archived)
Na

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:33, archived)
go on
beansy's going
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:46, archived)
Fucken beansy??
I haven't seen him in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:56, archived)
always up for a laugh is beansy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:59, archived)
he's fucken dope

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 16:00, archived)
no real names pls

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:40, archived)
soz

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:46, archived)
yup k

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:42, archived)
cool
see you there
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:46, archived)
not sure I can hold it in till I get there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:44, archived)
just meet us in the kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:46, archived)
looks like there's been a bad crash on the a45 so I might stay in the pub a bit longer
bogs aren't very nice here though
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:50, archived)
they are playing Terence Trent D'arby though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:55, archived)
wishing well?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:56, archived)
nah just standard urinals

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 16:00, archived)
Ah, good
I also would have accepted "No, the Red Lion on the high street"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 16:01, archived)
remember the rule
5 and drive
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 16:09, archived)
Is this some sort of yoof slang?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:46, archived)
the streets gotta hold on me

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:47, archived)
i always poo in the morning
so the tank's empty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:50, archived)
good call

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:58, archived)
defo

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:52, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:58, archived)
You should have put this on /calendar.
I'd have taken the afternoon off.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:52, archived)
Calendar could deffo do with some more events

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:54, archived)

ev b
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:56, archived)
It needs more $$.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:57, archived)
I just want the cool people there

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:59, archived)
it's already there
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/25690
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 16:00, archived)
I don't like the look of that guest list.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 16:07, archived)
a couple of non-wipers there I'll admit

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 16:22, archived)
Is the two wipe finish an individual target
Or is it across all attendees?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 17:16, archived)
two wipes seems a bit unhygienic

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 17:54, archived)
Nah

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 17:24, archived)
Ffs sake I've just this minute finished shitting down a rubbish chute , I need to check my phone more

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 17:33, archived)
+ RHC

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 17:36, archived)
besides b3ta, what do you do when you're at work with nothing to do?
I'm playing with transport tycoon because I'm a nerd.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 13:19, archived)
giggling in the toilets

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 13:21, archived)
Goss with Trisha from the help desk about fat Lauren

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 13:22, archived)
Nobody is buying the thyroid problem Lauren you fat bitch

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 13:23, archived)
she's such a bitch

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 13:24, archived)
I reckon she's gunna get lipo when's she's in Turkey next month

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 13:25, archived)
Reddit, Facebook, personal e-mail, chat to people on Skype, wank, listen to music.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 13:22, archived)
I just sit in the break room smashing f5

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jan 2018, 13:25, archived)
Odd nickname for yer wang m8

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 14:31, archived)
there's always something to do, I just can't be arsed

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 13:26, archived)
At work with nothing to do?
I wonder what that's like.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 13:26, archived)
Save the 'I'm so busy, woe is me' patter for LinkedIn m8.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 14:33, archived)
I'm always busy but if I want a bit of a break, I go for a nice poo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 13:34, archived)
I masturbate

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 14:16, archived)
^not a master of his domain

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 14:18, archived)
I'm out

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 14:21, archived)

i.makeagif.com/media/10-30-2014/Ib0FLd.gif
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 14:33, archived)
I'm not sure what that was
but I liked it all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 14:34, archived)
isn't that limmy?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:07, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:09, archived)
out of Motorhiad?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:10, archived)
isn't that wonderflimmy

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:15, archived)
The singer for the South African Motörhead tribute band?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:16, archived)
Currently watching the snooker
You play Cities Skylines? That is addictive.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 14:20, archived)
^tggi
I've lost hours to that game trying to sort out congestion problems in the city centre
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:31, archived)

thumbs.gfycat.com/EmbarrassedFragrantEskimodog-max-1mb.gif
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 15:19, archived)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:26, archived)
It's going to be one of those days, isn't it?
First a lacklustre morning thread, now this silly behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:29, archived)
I wanted to do one of those
META
E
T
A

morning threads, but it didn't work out.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:30, archived)
Frankly m8 I had no idea what the fuck you were on about with all those cryptic one-letter replies.
I'm still not sure it makes any sense.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:40, archived)
It says Friday you spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:40, archived)
No u

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:41, archived)
Oh, god, not silly behaviour. We shouldn't be having a laugh. This is a place for serious discussion.
We need Manolith to start banning these daft people.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:30, archived)
Stop that! It's silly.
And a bit suspect, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:33, archived)
There's some right cheerless buggers on here...
and Im not talking about sodomy.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:35, archived)
last time I did a pun thread manolith got all stroppy
so I'm sure he'd be happy to serve as Joy Police
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:42, archived)
I got some UNLOL information this morning
And I am offended by this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:35, archived)
Yeah?
Well get fucked, shitface.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:36, archived)
You are a disgrace to the homosexual community
You should be disbarred.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:41, archived)
I was queen of the scene in Newcastle M8

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:44, archived)
UNLOL sounds like a UN peacekeeping force deployed to Somalia.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:36, archived)
My firm's working on handkerchiefs laced with sleeping pills for insomniac Somalians
They're called Mogatissues.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:39, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:42, archived)
They exists to keep the peace... And bring some fun

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:42, archived)
Sounds like Suicide Squad, but fewer shit.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:43, archived)
If someone ever says "Nah, that film's alright"
Then their view on anything is null and void. A terrible terrible film.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:46, archived)
If anyone said that to me, I'd automatically assume they liked Michael Bay.
Painfully awful from beginning to end. The thing that disappoints me the most about is the sheer amount of potential they wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:48, archived)
i no

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 13:17, archived)
no i

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 13:18, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:16, archived)
Look at this threadstompin' bizzatch all up in the hizzy.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:18, archived)
We did weekend plans on like Wednesday.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:23, archived)
Yeah but like plans are fickle and can change at the drop of the hat.
Which reminds me that I saw an ex last night who changed her mind literally every five minutes and it was the most infuriating fucking thing.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:24, archived)
being filled with a soul-wrenching regret as the cum drips off her eyelid
is hardly "changing her mind literally every five minutes" m8
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:29, archived)
Go and have a wank or something you fucking weirdo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:32, archived)
Ever spent an entire evening wandering around Paris
and changing restaurants ten times, sometimes after we'd been sat down and given menus? Ever booked a holiday to Alsace to see the Christmas market and packed your bags only to hear, about five minutes before you had to leave the flat to catch your train, that she didn't feel like going any more? Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:33, archived)
I'm sorry I suggested your friendship was homoerotic m8
I'd never heard the phrase "tie one on" before. There's just so many ways to talk about getting drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:18, archived)
I'm deeply upset and I'm not talking to you anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:22, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:23, archived)
Weekend glans
roll up! roll up!

Share your tragic, mundane lives with the rest of us, by telling us your weekend glans.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:15, archived)
Pub crawl in some godforsaken northern town with a load of 18 year old rugby kids

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 19 Jan 2018, 12:18, archived)

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