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Hello my new internet friends.
What does Saturday have in store for you bunch of horrible fucking cunts?

Am I doing it right?
(Jammy_Dodger, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 14:16, archived)

alright jammy d, might go for a poo in a bit

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broadsword w⚓, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 14:18, archived)

Dozer the dozerian, good evening.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 14:27, archived)

Wrong

(Jammy_Dodger, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:59, archived)

Bad evening?

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 19:04, archived)

<- not horrible

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:08, archived)

no, indeed

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 22:27, archived)

might bleed my radiators

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$$ ✅, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:15, archived)

Do it when they're cold

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mongychops, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:25, archived)

Mine need doing
But the system has to be repressurised afterwards and I don't know how to do it
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:44, archived)

Bicycle pump?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:06, archived)

Fuck knows

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:19, archived)

Who're you calling fucknose?
Ah ha ha.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:40, archived)

I drained and repressurised the central heating, once.
Buggered if I can remember how.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:32, archived)

Let the water out, then fill it up again, hth

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mongychops, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:53, archived)

Plumbing is basically witchcraft, as far as I'm concerned.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 20:48, archived)

Hoping the landlord will sort it
Although I may have to play the needy female card
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 18:22, archived)

I'm just watching chunders garden

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:26, archived)

Having a beer. Might watch Thor later

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:29, archived)

Gypsy jazz concert 2nites.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:32, archived)

After wading through a shitload of housework
I am now relaxing with a film before cracking on with some form of evening meal.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:46, archived)

Found weed, put it in the food processor and blitzed it to bits
Then made cakes with it
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 21:34, archived)

Hello netizens.

Today I am playing a shitton of GTA Online, and looking forward to going out later for a friend's birthday - to a Saff African restaurant I like, because it's a tornado of meat.

/FOOooooooooOOOd
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:56, archived)

Tornado of meat sounds like a really upsetting porno.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:07, archived)

~~upset~~ exci
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:26, archived)

Have spent the day painting and sanding.
Shortly I'm having coq au vin and getting drunk.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:10, archived)

Took apart 2 broken hudls, in the hopes of making 1 working hudl.
Still 2 broken hudls, so time well spent!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:16, archived)

Juicer time

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H.B.Mupps, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 18:15, archived)

Convoy is on at 9pm
Don't think I'll watch it as it's shit.

Plus Mcbeef might go all 10-4 on here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 20:36, archived)

Die hard 5 is on
It's shit but funny
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 21:35, archived)

Firstly, Convoy isn't my favourite Transformer. He's not even in my top ten.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 0:18, archived)

Hark, I am back from yonder pub, innit.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 22:24, archived)

High West Rendezvous Rye

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 1:58, archived)

Hey now! Hey now, now!

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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)

My daughter insisted we made a 'snow bunny'. Turned out a lot more sinister than I expected.
You can watch it die here: ipcamlive.com/5a9a82bbe10aa
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:13, archived)

Bunnies are sinister

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:17, archived)

I let the real bunny out for a run around in the snow. I think he hated it, tried to claw my throat when I picked him up again.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:31, archived)

See? They're evil!

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 12:54, archived)

Shit its nose just fell off

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:18, archived)

How does it smell?

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 14:10, archived)

Get your hair cut hippy

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mongychops, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:21, archived)

Not allowed to, it's a Sikh thing

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:24, archived)

Most of the sikhs I know have skin heads

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mongychops, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:26, archived)

I don't really have time for haircuts these days. Hardly even have time to go for a piss now the new baby is here

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:29, archived)

why is it 1970 in your garden?

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:37, archived)

it's a sex thing

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$$ ✅, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:39, archived)

should have guessed

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 13:32, archived)

Localised time anomaly

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:42, archived)

I hope an aeroplane engine falls on your house

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:42, archived)

A turban prop

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 14:24, archived)

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:43, archived)

get your cock out

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$$ ✅, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:44, archived)

It was out :(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:53, archived)

What an ugly fence

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 3 Mar 2018, 13:15, archived)

The bunny
is looking a bit wilted now.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 3 Mar 2018, 22:37, archived)

At one point the left arm fell off and it looked like it was doing a nazi salute.
Now the right wrist has drooped which makes it look a bit bent.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 22:43, archived)

Well team,
i was busy today shovelling snow and salting paths. i fell over twice. now it is the weekend and I'm going to relax.
I hope you have a nice weekend and do things you enjoy and i love you all and stay safe and warm and hug your loved ones and hang out with friends and do your hobby and get on the fucking shoe.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:35, archived)

Shit it out your cunt
No shoe for me, might blaze it instead
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:39, archived)

420

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:54, archived)

I just went out to play in the snow and grab some weed and some fooooooood
I saw three buses stuck, one had crashed into someone's garden. No cunt is driving anywhere near here for a while, it's all fucked. FUCKED.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 20:29, archived)

well bent

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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:40, archived)

hyper hyper super bent

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:54, archived)

super bent fighter ii turbo: championship edition

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 18:26, archived)

It only took 2 or 3 hits, but it's a heavy spade and I hit it pretty hard

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 18:38, archived)

Fat shaming and racist, I'm chalking this down to birthday excited

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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 18:40, archived)

people have been banned for less

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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 18:48, archived)

Andy fairweather low'zzz

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 20:07, archived)

Fairly sure this is the japanese name for the original series that power rangers was adapted from

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 20:02, archived)

No

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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:51, archived)

cool

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:54, archived)

Going aht for a film evening now, bless yer 'art.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:54, archived)

if it's a rubbish film, just get out and get fresh

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Mar 2018, 18:06, archived)

for the weekend
snowin' out
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 20:20, archived)

thanks love

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 18:38, archived)

I accidentally punched a window handle, and now my knuckles really hurt

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 18:39, archived)

Winners don't use drugs.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 19:04, archived)

Tell that to people fighting cancer you prick

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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 19:22, archived)

what a piece of shit

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Mar 2018, 19:31, archived)

HAPPY SNOW DAY!
I just knocked like an 8' icicle off my gutter! Strikethrough lols!

EXCLAMATION MARKS!!
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:26, archived)

⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:28, archived)

🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️
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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:39, archived)

❄❄❄❄❄❄❄
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:41, archived)

⛷️⛷️⛷️⛷️⛷️⛷️⛷️⛷️
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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:45, archived)

⛸️⛸️⛸️
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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:57, archived)

8-sided snowflakes make the baby Jesus cry.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:44, archived)

Knocked over a bicycle, more like.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:31, archived)

no it was a very long icicle attached to my gutter
i don't knock bicycles over, i'm not feral.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:07, archived)

you jammed the icicle through the spokes of a passing bicycle
just admit it
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:48, archived)

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:51, archived)

Love it
Such a positive message, during such cynical times
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:04, archived)

broke the ice covering the pond
and the bit I fished out was about three inches thick
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:16, archived)

^ done more snow fishing than mongy

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:18, archived)

It was the wrong type of snow for fishing , you need a sudden couple of foot over night

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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:19, archived)

You doing pr for the railways, now?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:21, archived)

Not now, then

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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:23, archived)

I hope there's no fish in there

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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:18, archived)

Not as far as I'm aware

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:19, archived)

Cool, they'd rather have the ice lid than it broke

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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:20, archived)

Is that right?
Why's that?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:24, archived)

protection

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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:24, archived)

Oh, like "it'd be a terrible shame if your ice accidentally broke" type thing?
gotcha
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:28, archived)

I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse

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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:29, archived)

cake and sex next thursday

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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:30, archived)

can I sleep with the fishes?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:41, archived)

no, just sex

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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:43, archived)

that's fine, I've got work on friday anyway

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:49, archived)

"sleeps with the fishes" loses its menace, in this context.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:42, archived)

The shock of breaking ice disturbs them, it also keeps the water temp even

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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:30, archived)

throw it over the neighbours fence
I used to do that when I was a kid
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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:21, archived)

I see...get it..icey ...lol

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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:24, archived)

lol

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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:24, archived)

that's quite clever, actually

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:24, archived)

whoa

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:41, archived)

what did you break it with?

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:51, archived)

the vibrations he caused when walking towards it

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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:53, archived)

my spiritual vibrations, you mean

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:54, archived)

your chakras look at a bit tight

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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:58, archived)

they are chafing a bit
perhaps something negative has wandered into my transum
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:10, archived)

spade
We tried with sticks, but it wasn't budging
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:54, archived)

racist

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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:58, archived)

how many thwacks did it take?
sorry for the dull questions. i'm REALLY bored
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:28, archived)

Have you met brb?

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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:29, archived)

i don't think so
but the fact that i can't be sure haunts me everyday
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:45, archived)

knocked over an off licence, more like

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 16:26, archived)

I broke up some fat-balls to feed the birds.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:12, archived)

disgusting

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:29, archived)

who are you calling marks, eh? cunt.

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 17:31, archived)

keep it kayfabe

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 20:23, archived)

Is Two Hats around?
Currys want to wish him a happy birthday: mobile.twitter.com/TeamKnowhowUK/status/969540919115571201

Also, holy shit, someone responded to one of my tweets.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:27, archived)

Happy 50th th

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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:33, archived)

cheers

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:38, archived)

haha
my goodness
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:38, archived)

+, my guinness

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:47, archived)

dunno who he is, soz

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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:42, archived)

No idea
I have been evacuated from the shopping center and I am annoyed.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:44, archived)

Do you look like a terrorist?

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:50, archived)

Depends
Do terrorists usually have shopping trolleys with little white flowers on them?
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:04, archived)

Maybe, dunno, I don't get to meet them very often

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:06, archived)

But you do sometimes, right?

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:08, archived)

I've said too much

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:09, archived)

Crazy Hassan says hi

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:19, archived)

i think you should stick to tweeting brand accounts
they're paid to respond to you. in fact, i'll reply to you if you pay me. otherwise, you're going on ignore
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:47, archived)

hey, come on now
let's keep it friendly for Two Hats' birthday
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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:53, archived)

it was a business proposition

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:58, archived)

So, you reckon Lexi would have replied to me if I'd offered her money?
Sounds a bit seedy.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:07, archived)

Yep, she charges for autographs

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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:22, archived)

I hope this snow is gone by monday.
Sitting on the kitchen chairs all day is doing my arse in.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:00, archived)

The postie's just rung the doorbell and was covered in snow when I opened to him.
He also looked like Danny John-Jules, but that's not really relevant.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:01, archived)

Fanny mong-tools, more like

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:05, archived)

Should have made him sing tongue tied

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 15:05, archived)

5/7 Mid-priced aisle, u?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-43234395
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 11:49, archived)

7

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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 11:53, archived)

🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 11:55, archived)

"Savile fucker" Your score: 2/7

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 11:56, archived)

🧀🧀
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 11:58, archived)

10/10 Didn't even click the link.
Cheese me.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 11:58, archived)

💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 12:01, archived)

Chocolate ice cream?
Woo and yay.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 12:09, archived)

alright 'chaka'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 12:54, archived)

6/7

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 12:14, archived)

🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 12:19, archived)

fanks hun xoxo

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 12:22, archived)

3/7

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Mar 2018, 12:35, archived)

🧀🧀🧀
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 12:39, archived)

a shameful 2

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 12:35, archived)

🧀🧀
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 12:39, archived)

I did it, then got distracted and have forgotten my score, I'm so sorry dearest b, I've let you down :'(

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mongychops, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 12:38, archived)

sweetest m
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

always, b xx
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 12:40, archived)

3 out of a possible 7
which is a prime result
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 13:45, archived)

🧀🧀🧀
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:00, archived)

looks like a potato waffle

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:05, archived)

they are waffley versatile

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:09, archived)

yes!

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$$ ✅, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:22, archived)

7 marks were available, and I snagged 3 of them.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 13:54, archived)

🧀🧀🧀
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 14:01, archived)

Is Storm Emma gonna piss off on Monday?
I'm fucking freezing even in my house
(Vaccin3 is having a cuppa and hunting nonces, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 20:49, archived)

No.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 20:57, archived)

Put a jumper on.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 21:03, archived)

mem

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 21:25, archived)

It's absolute bobbins.
Apparently I'm on the edge of the 'red warning' and fuck all remotely dangerous has occurred.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 21:03, archived)

No idea
But I'm sitting here wrapped in blankets and with the heating on full blast
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 21:08, archived)

They were saying on the news that we're going to run out of gas.
That'll be a laugh.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 21:10, archived)

Government has to ask large industry to cut back on the gas a bit , distribution problems not in this country but from foreign supplies, but ffs snow did it

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mongychops, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 21:16, archived)

Doesn't help that the Rough storage facility is closing; used to be able to hold about 9 days supply.
We've been coming very close to having to do the same for 'leccy for the last few winters and all.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 23:23, archived)

Might just take a sleeping bag to work then, electric heating there

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 21:33, archived)

I've cut the pipe in my house and letting it fill the house with gas so I can sell it back to people at a higher price

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 21:43, archived)

Happy birthday Justin Bieber

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Mar 2018, 15:53, archived)

Oh, this wasn't meant to be a new thread.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Mar 2018, 15:53, archived)

It's okay, I like it

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 15:54, archived)

yeah i have no problems with it either

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:04, archived)

hope he hits the sniff hard tonight

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 15:55, archived)

oh shit i havent got his pressie yet, better get to tescos

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broadsword w⚓, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:02, archived)

he's gluten intolerant

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:04, archived)

oh, fuck him then, fucking intolerant fucking cunt

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broadsword w⚓, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:08, archived)

actually, let's just go over there and kick the shit out of him instead

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:10, archived)

and happy St Davids day to our welsh boarders

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:03, archived)

Happy March to the Marches

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:28, archived)

thanks

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:08, archived)

Cheers

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:10, archived)

I think manolith banned him

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mongychops, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:20, archived)

The boiler's packed in
Bye everyone. I hardly knew ye.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 17:17, archived)

shit!
of all the days
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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 17:19, archived)

quite
I'm hoping it just that the condensate pipe has frozen. Fingers fucken crossed.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 17:24, archived)

place some healing crystals near it

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 17:27, archived)

amethyst? I should I go full quartz on this shit?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 17:29, archived)

Triggered.

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mongychops, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 17:31, archived)

Ok, defrosting the pipe seems to have worked
thank fuck for that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 17:34, archived)

If I wanted to hear about old boilers
I'd have asked how your mum was.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 19:02, archived)

Oh
right
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 19:06, archived)

there's a timing concern

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 19:19, archived)

No, I understand

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 20:10, archived)

Welp shit, goodbye then
(Vaccin3 is having a cuppa and hunting nonces, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 20:50, archived)

My eldest kept demanding vodka, to deal with the cold weather.
I poured him a shot, but he wouldn't touch it, so I ended up drinking it - it wasn't quite as bad as I remember it being.

/vodkablog
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 19:51, archived)

think he won that

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 19:53, archived)

He's been rattling on about cocaine a lot, recently.
Maybe I should hoover up a couple of lines to make a point.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 20:00, archived)

Just let him know he's completely out of the will before he starts banging on about youtube suicide

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 20:08, archived)

Till he starts calling it shoe you'll be alright

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mongychops, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 20:13, archived)

Might get him to talk to Frank.
If only he hadn't been banned.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 20:40, archived)

hey my lunch was really nice
did you have lunch yet? was it nice? if not, why not? what's the matter with you? you don't like lunch? get some help. jesus fucking christ.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:44, archived)

I've literally just started making lunch.
It'll be the first thing I've eaten all day and it's a quarter to four in the afternoon.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:44, archived)

No it isn't.
It's quarter to three.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:45, archived)

No it isn't
It's ten to three
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:49, archived)

Fuck off, it's 14.51

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:50, archived)

now

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:51, archived)

*synchronises*

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:53, archived)

cum in her fart box!

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:50, archived)

haha, you know I will

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:51, archived)

it's two in the afternoon, 34 degrees
Queensland, harsh summer heat
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:55, archived)

it's just food ffs, calm down

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:50, archived)

Oi, don't be rude

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:55, archived)

~~i, don't be rude~~ mmy nommy nom lovely foodies all for me
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 15:19, archived)

I don't even eat

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:50, archived)

I hope manolith bans you

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mongychops, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:59, archived)

he usually lets them meltdown for a while longer first, doesn't he?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 15:48, archived)

it's for our purposes and provides wonderful entertainment

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 15:51, archived)

i hope you die of something preventable but you were too proud to get it seen early

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:05, archived)

cheese and cucumber sandwich and a black coffee

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 15:20, archived)

i clicked 'I like this!'
but honestly i fucking hate coffee.

still though.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:04, archived)

i drink far too much coffee

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 17:07, archived)

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith.

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:12, archived)

Shut up fat Lauren you fucking slag

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mongychops, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:13, archived)

we all know about you and Debs

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:17, archived)

I swear she's got spanx on under her leggings, she's got fat at the back of her knees, how's the fat cunt managed that

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mongychops, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:22, archived)

like, fucking a pig?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:20, archived)

I'm reporting you to HR

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:21, archived)

+H Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:25, archived)

he will fuck you up

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:28, archived)

f t
up in at night with a cup of cocoa after a long hard day
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:22, archived)

this advice is thousands of years old and people are still pricks
chances are, it's shit advice.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:26, archived)

okay

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:32, archived)

Chances are, people are pricks.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:33, archived)

so happy clappy bullshit isn't going to change things is it

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:34, archived)

Bit fatalistic.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:44, archived)

Where there is cheese, let there be crackers

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:03, archived)

thank you

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:07, archived)

where is the hatred in this hate thread?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:06, archived)

not here, woodo

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:08, archived)

right here, buddy
*middle fingers*
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:14, archived)

I'm not sure I want to sow love

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:06, archived)

but you get to reap it afterwards

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:08, archived)

I'm not sure I want to reap it either

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:09, archived)

^reapist

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:19, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8101183
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 7:31, archived)

rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
~~greatly exaggerated~~ warmly anticipated
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 7:37, archived)

oh thank god

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 7:43, archived)

but like saying beetlejuice 3 times
you've basically summoned your own morning thread that you're responsible for now
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 7:45, archived)

+p +c

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 7:55, archived)

oh great, now that makes no sense at all

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 7:59, archived)

I spotted the monstermunchism before your odd strikey g
I make no apology
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:04, archived)

Morning.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:00, archived)

hi

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:06, archived)

Cock

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:06, archived)

no thanks, I only just finished one

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiJd_d8I-iE
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:08, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R0oXjIzOx4
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:09, archived)

dribble

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:18, archived)

dribble's fucked off and abandonned you

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:54, archived)

Hi

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mongychops, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:34, archived)

this is all drimble's fault

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:54, archived)

Snow day
Everyone's home. Yay.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:52, archived)

drimble walked out on you

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:54, archived)

gutted

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)

My lads off, my daughter's school re opened, she was fummin

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mongychops, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 9:08, archived)

Ha, I bet
their old school is still open today. They're feeling pretty smug.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 9:13, archived)

No snow day here but, after much fussing about just night, daughter has abandoned dressing up for World Book Day in favour of warm clothes.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 9:19, archived)

just pile on every item of clothing she owns until she looks like a hill
then she could claim to be The Groke from the moomins.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 9:26, archived)

I don't think today's got off to a very good start at all tbh

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 9:45, archived)

$$

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 9:50, archived)

I miss Paint! :(

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:34, archived)

you'd better get professional decorators in for the new gaff then hahahaa!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:43, archived)

hahahaha

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:45, archived)

hahaha oh man, that is rich
Love it!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:46, archived)

no it was me not rich
misunderstandings!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:48, archived)

my god, I fucking love this place

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:50, archived)

we really do have a right laugh here

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:54, archived)

We do
we ALL do
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:55, archived)

I have to go on record and say I don't

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 11:18, archived)

he gaz'd me to say if he ever saw you on the streets he was going to cut you

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:45, archived)

oh
I'd better give him a call, sort all this out, yeah?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:46, archived)

too late

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$$ ✅, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:47, archived)

+ a nice slice of his homemade apple pie

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:47, archived)

oh boy, that sounds great
The warm, sweet solution to a cold winter's day!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:50, archived)

Fake news! Sad!

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:52, archived)

Hello all.
Thought I would introduce myself. My name is Jammy_Dodger you can refer to me as simply JD or cunt.

Either is fine by me
(Jammy_Dodger, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 19:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8155133
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$$ ✅, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 19:20, archived)

Cheers $$
(Jammy_Dodger, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 21:15, archived)

to quote the great Harvey Price:
hello cunt
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scott,, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 19:21, archived)

Hi Scott.

You need a new username
(Jammy_Dodger, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 21:16, archived)

o/

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 19:27, archived)

alright frank

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 19:33, archived)

Insisting upon himself whomever it is

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mongychops, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 19:36, archived)

*whomst
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoCcDi8zH8M
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 21:35, archived)

It's not frank
It's dozer
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:23, archived)

Must be a separate ban button for each by now

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:27, archived)

I don’t know who these are, are they the same person?
(Jammy_Dodger, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 21:25, archived)

then it can fuck off

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:13, archived)

Is this a reference to “talk to frank”
(Jammy_Dodger, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 21:16, archived)

frank is someone God put in the sandbox forever, it's a b3ta-thing

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:02, archived)

it's a reference to fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:21, archived)

scope
~~spastic~~
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:27, archived)

<s>then it can
www.b3ta.com/talk/8155160
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:40, archived)

Why are you a
~~it's a reference to~~
www.b3ta.com/talk/8155161
?
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:45, archived)

no u

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:32, archived)

*burnt*
:(
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:45, archived)

Cheers

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 19:51, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8155063
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:10, archived)

Cheers
(Jammy_Dodger, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 21:16, archived)

Firm handshake's

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:13, archived)

double wank and shit chips

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:21, archived)

turtle power

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:47, archived)

clicking this

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 21:09, archived)

Not sure they've understood the haiku, but is a good go
imgur.com/a/y0rvE
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mongychops, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:52, archived)

are we grit it off the road

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:59, archived)

You are lacking lurking skills
Luckily I like :)
welcome
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:25, archived)

fuck off

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8155152
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8155166
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:46, archived)

Alright

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8155167
CUNT
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:47, archived)

upset

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:53, archived)

sorry
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:59, archived)

Talk about threads with less fewerer legs than Douglas Bader.
One of our service providers said they'd be able to commit to a big project non-stop for about six weeks, and every day for the past week now they've delivered under quota or not delivered at all. Anyone welched on you recently?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:18, archived)

what's your favourite cheese for toasting on toast?

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:19, archived)

Somebody stop this fanatical cheese-obsessed toast maniac.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:21, archived)

i think you have to pay extra for that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:21, archived)

lol
dirteh
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:23, archived)

Denise Welch blocked me on twitter a while back.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:37, archived)

did you bully her?

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$$ ✅, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:40, archived)

Maybe... Can't remember.
I think it was about her drunken antics on Celebrity Big Brother.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:47, archived)

Nah , I did just hear Lemmy's version of enter sandman, blimey that'll give kids nightmares

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mongychops, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:57, archived)

cheese on toast

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:41, archived)

instead of a roast?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:45, archived)

What is this, a Tesco Value Des'ree thread?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:47, archived)

dunno, i prefer AC/DC

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:57, archived)

No, you like AC/DC the moast.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:58, archived)

whatev

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:01, archived)

+ and spunk up my bum

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$$ ✅, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:49, archived)

i had a really weird dream about rimming last night and i woke up with a cat on my head

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:18, archived)

that's my calling card

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$$ ✅, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:20, archived)

fuck off Des'ree

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:51, archived)

I love the most

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:52, archived)

while watching space ghost coast to coast

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:16, archived)

biscuit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:17, archived)

mem

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:23, archived)

Mid Morning Salutations!
I've just booked in to see Black Panther at the weekend.
I might wear my Minstrel outfit to show my solidarity for my coloured chums.

It's in 4DX which means I should be blown and rained on.
Anyone else watched a movie in 4dx?
What's it like?

What new things have you tried lately?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:58, archived)

11:00
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

calm down, Enya

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:02, archived)

Georgia

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:01, archived)

Horbs xx
How's things?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:01, archived)

I saw the first Hobbit movie in one of those cinemas with moving seats and wind machines on
I got squirted on during the river barrel section, but that might have been my incontinent step-mother.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)

It's funny because legionella!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:18, archived)

+ella, ella
/rihanna
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:20, archived)

The 422, I wasn't impressed, starts off at the desolate building site which is the O2, a nice meander through Charlton village but then bang, you're in Woolwich town centre and wondering were your life went wrong, worth it as a one off experience only,

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mongychops, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)

Calm down, Olive

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:11, archived)

The 26 I found acceptable, functional but nothing to write home about really, mind you I've only done waterloo to shoreditch, shit might pick up on the last leg

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:16, archived)

Yes you could enjoy the vibrant bethnal green road scene if you travelled a few more stops

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mongychops, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)

I wouldn't mind getting blown as part of the experience at the cinema.
Maybe not while watching Black Panther, but to each their own. "4DX" also sounds like a type of transmission.

Haven't tried anything new lately, really. I don't know whether that means I'm being boring or that I've already tried lots of things.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)

What would you like to try?

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:20, archived)

Off the top of my head, paintballing.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)

yeah that's not too bad.
I was at an indoor one. They had it all done up like a futuristic war zone.
You could even buy these dynamite stick things.

Feral.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:27, archived)

I know someone who does the 4DX thing, and he swears by it
I'm putting the heating back on, it's fucking perishing in here
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:13, archived)

Manchester looks like an urban snow globe.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:19, archived)

Godspeed

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$$ ✅, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:20, archived)

+you black panther

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:22, archived)

cheers

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:24, archived)

I generally go to my local community cinema
They don't even show 3D films, which is good because they give me headaches. They also do nachos with proper nacho cheese
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:16, archived)

Overpriced?
I always begrudge paying 7 quid for a hot dog and a water
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:20, archived)

foood should be banned from cinemas
there
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:24, archived)

This is the kind of level headed blue sky thinking I can put my weight behind 110%

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:27, archived)

A vote for TH is a vote for common sense

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:28, archived)

Yeah! Are you fat cunts really unable to take a 2 hour break from stuffing your faces?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:27, archived)

agreed
I'll get this discussed in parliament
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$$ ✅, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:27, archived)

or they should be in less rustly packaging

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:59, archived)

yeah, that would be a start
Not a fan of taking a seat, and finding empty wrappers and cups under my feet, either
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:02, archived)

Much cheaper than most other cinemas
£2.80 on Wednesday and normal price is £4.50. Drinks are about £2 and cheesy nachos are £2.50
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:53, archived)

£4.50? Do you live in 1991?

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:56, archived)

Facking £12 in Basingstoke!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:59, archived)

six quid in Warsaw, except half-price Wednesdays

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:05, archived)

€20 a month for me, and as many films as I like.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:13, archived)

Like I said, it's a community cinema
All the staff are volunteers and that keeps prices down
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:09, archived)

for crisps with cheese on them
bargain
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:58, archived)

They're really good

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:11, archived)

you don't actually own the cheese though

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:59, archived)

All food is merely rented

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:12, archived)

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age

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$$ ✅, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:22, archived)

It soon catches up with you afterwards though
JOANNA IS A STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:25, archived)

Eddie Grants later work really let his true feelings out.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)

Don't really like 3D, 4D is more annoying than anything else.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:19, archived)

Can't say I've been on those busses , thanks for the heads up

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mongychops, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:24, archived)

I cycled the busway from Dunstable to Luton on Sunday.
It was alright.
Part of the route was shut for repairs, but we cycled on through regardless, like true rebels.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:28, archived)

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