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well, this is wonderful!
looks like i'm getting a corn snake, complete with vivarium, for free

how has your day been improved?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 16:40, archived)
going out to eat, drink and be merry now
baibai
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 16:49, archived)
enjoy!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 16:53, archived)
I rode my bike and only suffered one massive mechanical failure
calling that a win
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:20, archived)

Treat yourself m2^3
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:24, archived)
thanks, Tauheed Epps

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:45, archived)
and you've not injured yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:33, archived)
just my pride
i forgot to tighten up one nut.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:46, archived)
you'll remember next time

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 18:12, archived)
lol, "nut"

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 19:37, archived)
I've decided I'm going to get hyper wasted

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:26, archived)
I was gonna, but I'm not feeling it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:29, archived)
hit the shoe
and hit it hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:37, archived)
Don't fancy It, I must be sick or saink

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:46, archived)
fucking terminal, i should think

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 18:13, archived)
don't peak too soon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:34, archived)
wot, TWO shandies, you massive lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 17:48, archived)
Going to a triple-bill concert tonight for only a fiver.
Oh, and I've also just been asked to be the keyboard player in a band.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 18:01, archived)
top fridaying

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 18:12, archived)
You're not wrong there.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 18:48, archived)
The Gaffer is a gonner.
Maynard no more.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 13:05, archived)
I went off them after Ænima tbh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 13:17, archived)
It's funny how having a pipe up your 'arris can change your opinion of things.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 14:22, archived)
he always looked like the worst kind of disgusting rapist
RIP
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 14:38, archived)
Another one from the "I thought he'd been dead for years" list.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 14:56, archived)
Nick Berry continues.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 14:58, archived)
The handsome devil.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 15:07, archived)
yeah, i thought he was long gone
do you think it's cruel to take your tarantula's shed skin and place it on the pillow of your sleeping, extremely arachnophobic nephew?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 15:21, archived)

tarantula’s shed fore arachn hom
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 15:36, archived)
well i wouldn't know about that
what with the not having one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 15:40, archived)
Mazel Tov

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 15:42, archived)
l'chaim

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 15:52, archived)
who the fuck was that beardy old dickhead?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 16:16, archived)
I only know him as Greengrass from Heartbeat.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 16:22, archived)
some of us are old enough to remember Selwyn Froggitt

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 16:36, archived)
What if I were to tell you...
I have a strange biological condition where I have to expel brown waste from my bottom up to several times a day?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 11:05, archived)
I'd say you were full of shit

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 11:17, archived)
stop talking shit m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 11:23, archived)
First time I visit since 11th of March, and I come back to a nawty stepping
WTF happened?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 10:35, archived)
Reason given?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 10:45, archived)
none

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 10:48, archived)
mano is out of control

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 10:57, archived)
they got you bang to rights

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 10:59, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 11:06, archived)
you started 20 threads in a row, pushing all the actual posts off the board
so i stepped you for a few hours

thanks for clicking the button to indicate that you're very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 11:44, archived)
"actual posts"
As if anything posted here is of any value whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 12:30, archived)
Literally Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Mar 2018, 12:51, archived)
Litler

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 13:41, archived)
rubbish 'hobo' sequel

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 16:34, archived)
turtle power

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 22:46, archived)
that's me!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 16:38, archived)
on the one hand, they all got on the popular page
on the other, they were just to bully me and I am clearly deeply wounded and upset by all this.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 14:51, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 5:45, archived)
Hello.
My parents have decided to schedule their visit for 4pm. Really, what's the point?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 7:44, archived)
are they inviting themselves for dinner?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 7:48, archived)
Pretty much.
Mum's framing it as "coming to see the grandkids" but the timing really doesn't bear that out.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 7:55, archived)
my in-laws are awful at this
the grandmother insists she can't afford to take a single day off to look after the grandkid when it's sick, then bemoans that we never have any free time of our own to "pop over" (600km round trip). Then she announced she's taking the week off before Easter "to prepare" (prepare what, ffs?) and will be stopping over for the night on her way through, both ways. Useless woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 8:05, archived)
I think I get on better with my in-laws than I do with my own parents.
As evidenced by the fact that I wouldn't even consider moving in with my mum and dad.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 8:45, archived)
Also, maybe she's starving herself before gorging on chocolate eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 8:49, archived)
fuck knows what her plan is
she seems to envisage cooking a massive easter feast for the whole family, except a) we're not going, so it's just her and her husband b) she's an awful cook and c) their old communist flat with crumbling kitchen is completely unsuited to roasting up a feast.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:01, archived)
Pop by for a surprise visit?
Thinking of making lamb fatteh for our Easter lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:10, archived)
she works 300km south of us, where she has a work flat
and the family home is 300km north of us. So "popping by" is a fucking trek whichever direction you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:11, archived)
What is a communist flat?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 30 Mar 2018, 10:26, archived)
I think it's painted red

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 10:31, archived)
It's a machine for living in

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 10:39, archived)
Im.going to have a great weekend of relaxing and motorbike fixing and spending no time with people i don't like.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:10, archived)
I wanted to ride
my freshly fixed bike but since I started this thread my kid is sick and my step-dad's gone into a hospice so I don't think the weekend'll be much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:12, archived)
Yoivr also fixed a silly bicycle.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:22, archived)
it's got pedals and wheels and it goes and stops
it's not like I'm trying to set a land speed record or cycle up Ben Nevis on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:27, archived)
All cyclists are scum. Pay some road tax

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:33, archived)
top trolling

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:35, archived)
Good stuff
The repairs I mean, not the other things
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:58, archived)
Easy for you.
I don't like anybody.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:20, archived)
:,(

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:21, archived)
oh shit, it's so quiet cos all you wankers have the day off

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 9:56, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 10:02, archived)
I knew I could count on you
since every day is a day off
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 10:07, archived)
And likely to be so for a while longer
As I still haven't heard back from that interview
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 10:33, archived)
What if I were to tell you...
That I had discovered a way to stimulate oneself sexually without the need for a partner?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:17, archived)
I'd adjust my fedora and wait for Jordan Peterson to comment on it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:26, archived)
I thought he was the director of Get Out.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:39, archived)
This is how we do it, it's thursday night

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 20:22, archived)
Bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:28, archived)
Why can't the government website recognise a valid email address when there is a space after it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:36, archived)
zionist conspiracy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:37, archived)
I thought so

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:48, archived)
Why can't you type in your email address without adding a trailing space?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:38, archived)
Chrome autofill is a poo

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:52, archived)
Autocomplete is a waste of time.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 20:31, archived)
Because they employed stupid developers.
Who bafflingly know you should validate email against a regular expression, but seemingly don't know you should trim whitespace from user input.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:40, archived)
They also seemingly didn't employ any QA people either. Even a rubbish one should find that.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:42, archived)
I'm pretty sure when the government hires a company to do work for them they always get fleeced and a shit job

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:45, archived)
I used to do government work.
And you're 100%
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:52, archived)
I used to work for an 'IT services' company that did lots of government work and you're right.
The stuff I did was private sector but the whole thing considered engineers as grunts and that everyone should aspire to be a manager so good techies got turned into bad managers or left. All these companies have loads of layers of management and internal process to the point you could remove 70%of the staff and it would make no difference to the customer.

The main difference is the private sector expects results.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:59, archived)
I'm pretty sure you are s traitor and should be shot

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 20:20, archived)
I once had a lovely chat with a bloke from a consultancy firm who was laughing about how his job was just fleecing the gullible with worthless bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 21:53, archived)
alright, 'the ceo of capita'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 23:35, archived)
More like Crapita!
Ahahaha hahahahahaha, see what I did there?!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 23:57, archived)
alright, 'ian hislop'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2018, 0:48, archived)
Blackspaces matter too

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 20:02, archived)
All spaces matter.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 21:54, archived)
A partner, you say?
What is this fresh perversion?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:59, archived)
you're pulling my plonker m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 20:06, archived)
I'd say you were alone and horny

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 20:12, archived)
Tits m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 20:29, archived)
Rectal cramping
a slight moistness
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:35, archived)
Rectal cramping

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:36, archived)
hello!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:36, archived)
I needed a poo 30 minutes into a 45 minute call
Then the waffly manager extended it by another 25 minutes. My sphincter was like Sisyphus pushing the rock of poo back up my colon.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:38, archived)
Sometimes it's ok to just shit in a waste paper bin.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:55, archived)
as long as it's someone else's bin

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:51, archived)
^ baker with dirty hands

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:54, archived)
so you're saying you have a very versatile manager

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:09, archived)
(small measure of recognition for this reference)

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:20, archived)
a slight moistness

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:36, archived)
The dt's

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:38, archived)
dead leg

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:43, archived)
also, for you sparkies
i.imgur.com/Q0I8zap.gifv
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:51, archived)
Looks alright to me

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:56, archived)
Don't touch it, it's hot

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:00, archived)
Bit of phase tape will fix that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:07, archived)
What about we magic pianos?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:04, archived)
that weird shooty pain up the bumhole
that makes you go "ooo!" and everyone knows you've just had a shooty bum pain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:30, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:44, archived)
yeah, like you've never had it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:50, archived)
I have no clue what you're on about

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:52, archived)
lies, lies from tiny eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:54, archived)
do naughty boys regularly put thunb tacks on your chair?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:12, archived)
no, but i've heard the phrase "it's just a little prick" more than once

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:22, archived)
thunb

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 17:56, archived)
it's kind of a funny tingly feeling
y'know, down there
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:43, archived)
all part of growing up, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:47, archived)
also I've started noticing boys more

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:52, archived)

ti +n
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:58, archived)
don't sit on the edge of hard seats, then
pins and needles in the "private" regions is fucking bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:50, archived)
mine aren't "private"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:53, archived)
communal areas?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:54, archived)
chill out zone

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:58, archived)
no smoking though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:58, archived)
I ain't smoking though, vaping innit

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:00, archived)
check out this sick vape trick, broh
thumbs.gfycat.com/TemptingTalkativeBobolink-mobile.mp4
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 16:43, archived)
defo trying that at the next meet-up

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 16:50, archived)
that's what the lube is for

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:02, archived)
AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:51, archived)
I preferred it with the little a

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:53, archived)
I fucken bet you did

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:56, archived)
hey don't judge me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:57, archived)
pervert

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:01, archived)
makes me sick, I don't know about you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:03, archived)
I think he should be banned

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:04, archived)
on it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:05, archived)
just you try it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:08, archived)
you can't push me around anymore
I won't stand for it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:08, archived)
I do what I like and there's nothing you can do about it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:11, archived)
You're a bully, and your reign of terror is over

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:15, archived)
they couldn't ban me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:07, archived)
Ennui.
lol, "wee"
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:53, archived)
orinoco flow was shit

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:56, archived)
I've got an Enya EP somewhere in my collection.
No idea what it is, but it's there. 2 Enigma albums, too, so I was probably going through a phase.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:03, archived)
menopause probably

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:03, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:05, archived)
MCMXC AD and Cross of Changes, by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:05, archived)
Greatest Hits and The Best Of...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:09, archived)
Aye.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:15, archived)
probably trying to impress some hippy bird

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:24, archived)
Yeah, as if teenage me knew any "birds".
All boys school and a limited social circle.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:54, archived)
that's life

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:01, archived)
That knocking-off-early feeling.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 16:27, archived)
Occasional spotting

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 17:28, archived)
Poor Windy Pig :(
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-43571120
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 18:02, archived)
he knew what he was doing

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:13, archived)
morning
there's a blizzard going on outside
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 7:14, archived)
Hi mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Mar 2018, 7:38, archived)
how's the bataclan?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:12, archived)
^ WoW WAN party?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 7:41, archived)
I miss LAN parties.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Mar 2018, 7:49, archived)
The idea of lugging a big, beige box and crt round to a mate's house never struck me as entirely practical.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 7:53, archived)
Lol old.
We had micro towers and lcd.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:00, archived)
what were the alternatives, in 1998?
it took us about 2 hours to set up a Command and Conquer match between four people across modems, when you had to disconnect to call your mate's house to ask him what his IP address was.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:13, archived)
Lol old.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:13, archived)
Multitap and a copy of Micro Machines on the Mega Drive?
Local multilayer is better than online, in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)
I had micro machines on the Amiga
my brother wrote his own serial link connector for multiplayer over two amigas, and that was epic in 1994.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:21, archived)
My social group owned a mishmash of commodores, ataris, spectrums, pcs and segas.
The idea of linking any of them together would have been ludicrous. Shame, as amigas and ataris were reasonably portable.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:28, archived)

group worker
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:30, archived)
I set up a LAN in my student house
Unreal Tournament and Red Alert 2 for dayzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:12, archived)
yeah, I was in a student tower block, we had cat 5 running out of windows and down corridors.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:13, archived)
good toimes
I made a mint selling cat 5 cables on ebay when domestic broadband became a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:21, archived)
lol, nerd

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:04, archived)
There's a hurricane going on inside
Fucking spaghetti
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:14, archived)
Eminem's firstzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:15, archived)
the snow here is going sideways, and occasionally up

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:21, archived)
Just glad there's no snow here
I'm cold enough as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:42, archived)
i want to know more about the daily express front page

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:36, archived)
it's prolly a pic of St Margaret's Bay instead of Dover
cos that bit of the cliff is more picturesque
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:46, archived)
wash my feet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:44, archived)
wash your own fucking feet

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:45, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:01, archived)
E.L.P

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:21, archived)
i just had a look and no it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:22, archived)
you should ban him for this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:26, archived)
maybe it's a different outside

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:29, archived)
from the rest of this thread, i'm going to assume you're not that experienced with 'outside'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:38, archived)
oh yeah, and how many consoles do you own, you shut-in?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:50, archived)
2, or 4 if you count ones that are somewhere in the loft

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:03, archived)
nerd

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:15, archived)
yeah. wanna make somethin' of it, ya puke?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:24, archived)
oh, the power gloves are off now, are they?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:31, archived)
you're the glass joe to my little mac

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:38, archived)
shut up, nerd

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:55, archived)
amateur

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:16, archived)
i had more but got rid of them/they broke
the dreamcast and ps2 are presumably still kicking somewhere but guitar hero aside, there's nothing worth dragging them out for
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:23, archived)
oh, half of these are not exactly ready to rock
But I have 7 currently in the house. I gave one away and lost another.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:32, archived)
i sold my wii u under dire financial circumstances
the ps3 and 360 broke. the mega drive hasn't worked for years. i gave the snes away. there is a gamecube somewhere actually so i revise my answer to 5
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:38, archived)
Hollow out the broken mega drive and bung a pi in there?
Bonus nerd points if you can get the original controllers connected.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:48, archived)
Hi huns
Just checking in...
No snow here but it is parky.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:30, archived)
some doddering old northerner keeps asking you intimate questions?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:45, archived)
not raining on the way to work
counts as a win
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:30, archived)
Hey folks,
work is a real pain in the arse at the minute and nearly got in a punch up with a contractor today. The bank holiday weather looks like a load of poo and my bum thing has come back, probably triggered by the stress.
cheer me up.
comedy forum. blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:36, archived)
You don't get paid enough to fight mate , and I've just heard my best mate Jim's missus is in a hospice now , I can't call him, I'll go see him tomorrow, shite tho, I love the fella and his missus

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:47, archived)
that sucks man.
a mate in crisis is awful
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:53, archived)
Sorry to hear about your broken bum, Windy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:19, archived)
You could always do a big poo in the middle of the floor and watch your dogs eat it.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:15, archived)
Love

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:24, archived)
it could be worse
you could be brb
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:43, archived)
If you haven't seen it already,
I recommend going to see "Ready Player One", for some tremendously enjoyable and mindless cheesy 80s nostalgia.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 0:12, archived)
four o'fucking-clock thread
i hate laminate flooring. i hate some of you. talk amongst yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:00, archived)

youtu.be/FYFy8Tp2Log
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:09, archived)
ladies love em

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:11, archived)
one of those guys looks like christopher walken

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:26, archived)
Mate of mine is doing well in the world lino laying championships.
He has made the semi vinyls.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:10, archived)
cushioned flooring is where it's at

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:14, archived)
just because your mattress is on the floor, doesn't make it cushioned flooring, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:18, archived)
it's not on the floor
there's no room, what with all the clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:22, archived)
it would be less echoey wouldn't it
i want a carpet but we have this laminate shit for free. she's also talking about getting a fucking mural in the hallway. a fucking mural. probably of fucking lions and tigers and shit. a fucking mural. fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:19, archived)
i got it fitted when i moved in
parquet in the living room, bedroom and hallway, victorian tile in the kitchen and mediterranean mosaic in the bathroom. Β£420 for the lot, including fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:21, archived)
also, murals are pikey fucking throwback shit

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:37, archived)
no fucking shit
it's a really narrow hallway too.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:53, archived)
off-white, then
make it look less narrow and gloomy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:57, archived)
I don't think I've ever seen a mural on he inside of a house, before.
Still, if you can think of a better way to demonstrate one's support of Irish reunification, I'd like to hear about it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:57, archived)
i have
it was utter wank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 17:01, archived)
mural gay

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 18:49, archived)
get married and have your wife shit on it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 17:04, archived)
Pooing in the corridor is something we all do at a certain age

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 18:05, archived)
In fact, you might call it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 19:55, archived)
"a shite of passage"!!!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:38, archived)
[Canned laughter]

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:38, archived)
You're an in-laminate fucking object.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 19:20, archived)
Got any pearls of wisdom?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:46, archived)
righty tighty, lefty loosey

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:50, archived)
unless you're a mazda van wheel nut
as my dad found out after breaking three wheel studs
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:57, archived)
always wipe until nothing remains

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:54, archived)
wipe until the singularity, got it

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:58, archived)
there's blood there now, do I have to keep wiping?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:07, archived)
of course!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:21, archived)
more than a handful's a waste

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:54, archived)
there's loads of stuff it's good to have more than a handful of though

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:07, archived)
Peanut M&M's, for instance

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:10, archived)

t M&M'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:18, archived)
yeah, like that's a handful
thimble full perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:24, archived)
i didn't mean yours

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:51, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:58, archived)
i use andre the giant's hands as a unit of measure

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:18, archived)
a handful of sand is still a rubbish beach

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:30, archived)
not to an ant

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:51, archived)
ants don't have hands though

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:53, archived)
yes they do

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:58, archived)

wrong again, idiot
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:11, archived)
QUICK, post cartoon ants
d2gg9evh47fn9z.cloudfront.net/800px_COLOURBOX8299510.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:13, archived)

ost cartoon ants rotect the queen
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:15, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:18, archived)
which one's the queen?!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:19, archived)

the more watermarked, the better
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:19, archived)

agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:20, archived)

bump
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:32, archived)

oh hi
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:43, archived)
pearl necklace of wisdom, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:58, archived)
you'd still wear it like a cumslut of knowledge

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:58, archived)
knowledge is power, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:59, archived)
"do what I say or I'll wipe it on you"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:01, archived)
"The Jews did 9/11"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:03, archived)
You are never too old to storm a bouncy castle

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:05, archived)
The last one we hired had a roof, door flap, Bluetooth pa and disco lights.
It was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:22, archived)
We had one for my nieces' birthday
It was closed off with a weird flappy entrance that earned it the name " the fanny bouncer"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:26, archived)
"a vagina like a bouncy castle" isn't something I've ever considered before.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:37, archived)
Maybe you should
Just make sure you take your shoes off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:56, archived)
Never knock a nail in with a duck

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:06, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:07, archived)
It is better to be truthful and good, than to not

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:26, archived)
one could argue whether we are always truthful
do we not fall victim to our cognitive biases?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:29, archived)
not sure lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:35, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:35, archived)
lol bi asses

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:12, archived)
come on m8, children post on this forum

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:13, archived)
and we should teach them intolerance towards bi asses?
you sicken me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:43, archived)
make your bass about 6dB quieter and turn all the effects down by 50%

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:44, archived)
11:03 and all swell
*rings bell*

alright
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:03, archived)
nooning and 04 here m8

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:04, archived)
five past noontime here

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:05, archived)
you're both clearly wrong 'uns

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:06, archived)
darnit, now we missed a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:08, archived)
if we wait long enough it'll be 11:07 again

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:45, archived)
Not convinced by this, I've been waiting ages and it hasn't happened yet

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:36, archived)
he means 11:07pm

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:43, archived)
time is an abstract concept
*salivates*

alright
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:12, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:13, archived)
meanwhile, on Imgur
imgur.com/gallery/JlQep8Z
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:13, archived)
I, too, am an As Man.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:24, archived)
you're as man as anybody

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:46, archived)

i'm an as man!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:06, archived)
great gimmick for a great guy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:17, archived)
monty sopp!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:22, archived)

i.makeagif.com/media/5-27-2015/97lFsT.gif
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:17, archived)
Dr Cosmo Kramer, proctologist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:33, archived)
I dunno what's gone on here, but the comments make the story intriguing
www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/fisherman-injured-in-lake-attack-180431/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:14, archived)
yer, lots of people pitching in defending the attacker

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:17, archived)
DigDave put it better than any of us could

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:45, archived)
Nice to see that my style of internet English is normal for Kent.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:52, archived)
finally the treatment I need
when is this going to be available on the nhs?
metro.co.uk/2016/03/14/taking-lsd-for-breakfast-helps-you-beat-your-facebook-addiction-5751904/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:23, archived)
Weetatrips

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:29, archived)
Frost-e's

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:30, archived)
Coke pops

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:30, archived)
is that image an accurate representation of a trip?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:29, archived)
100%, spot on

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:35, archived)
not sure I want my eyes to turn into an 8-bit loading screen tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:39, archived)
Not sure that aimlessly riding the buses around town is much of an improvement over aimlessly scrolling through Facebook.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:35, archived)
Gets you outside though, plus increases your chance of dying in an RTA

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:40, archived)
i never once used facebook on the countless times i dropped acid, i didn't even use the internet or a mobile phone

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:55, archived)
I just hope that with this and hashtag delete facebook Rob has paid the server company for the extra bandwidth b3ta is going to need as people flock back

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:23, archived)
what if rob's been selling all our data?
we'll have to move to voat
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:48, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 6:03, archived)
hi ho

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 6:24, archived)
alright Lone Ranger

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 7:16, archived)
dwarf cowboys need ladders

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 7:45, archived)
Howdy pilGrimnir.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 28 Mar 2018, 8:18, archived)
Meh.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 7:12, archived)
you made it this far

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 7:18, archived)
Where's my participation trophy?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 8:55, archived)
fuck off you millennial prick

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 8:57, archived)
Aren't we Generation X?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:07, archived)
depends who you ask
For some the cutoff is 1980, for others it's 84. I'm slap-bang in the middle of that but I'm not a fucking millennial.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:40, archived)
'78, so I get to have a floppy fringe, wear lumberjack shirts and disparage everything with a shrug,
without any trace of irony.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:42, archived)
lol old

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:13, archived)
*shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:18, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:19, archived)
well, if that's how it's defined - yes you are

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:28, archived)
typical fucking millenial

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:32, archived)
right?
all 'ooh, i'm so special. the rules don't apply to me'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:47, archived)
one study defines it one way, another study defines it a different way
I meet the definition of one but not the other. Unless I'm some sort of quantum millennial.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:48, archived)
Followed about by a holographic Dean Stockwell?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:49, archived)
i replied to your deleted post
i hope you're happy. murderer.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:49, archived)
I hope you've learned a valuable lesson.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:57, archived)
yes. you SHOULD be banned

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:59, archived)
it really doesn't matter though

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:50, archived)
just a label innit
and I can only name 3 pokemon. Maybe 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:51, archived)
go on then, it may be more than you think!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:59, archived)
Pikachu obvs
then there's charizard the orange one, blastoise the green one and squirtle the blue one. If the pink one's called jigglypuff then that's five.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:06, archived)
close, blastoise and squirtle are both blue
one evolves from t'other (eventually). it's bulba/ivy/venusaur that you want for green guys
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:46, archived)
I don't really know what you're saying
but I'll take your word for it
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:00, archived)
I must be millennial-by-proxy.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:01, archived)
Smiles

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Mar 2018, 7:37, archived)
with your mouth, or somewhere else?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 7:53, archived)
My bum

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Mar 2018, 7:56, archived)
pert

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 8:04, archived)
Squirt

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Mar 2018, 8:13, archived)
squart

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)
wednesday

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 8:44, archived)
that's what my socks say

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 8:47, archived)
I'm having to make small talk with a plumber, any tips?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 8:55, archived)
what do you think of all the Poles then?
What's your favourite spanner?
Want a biscuit?
Seen much flange recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 8:58, archived)
*some sort of weak mario joke*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)
Get right to the fucking.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)
tell him that you've always been in awe of people like him
because what he does is so complicated, you'd never be able to wrap your head around it. Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)
go on to say that it's not just his trade specifically, but all of the working class that you admire
what a great bunch of lads. And girls of course! Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:06, archived)
he just explained to me what the problem was and what he is doing to fix it so I had to admit that I didn't have a fucking clue what he was on about

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:14, archived)
and then we fucked

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:15, archived)
well there you go then
you should tell him so
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:16, archived)
you mean you stared at him blankly while he chastised you for flushing your condoms

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:43, archived)
wanna fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)
ok, let me get rid of this plumber first

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:17, archived)
just get your balls out and say "well...what do you think?"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:05, archived)
Check out my plums

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:08, archived)
ask his views on press fit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:28, archived)

pre cro
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:43, archived)
[Dull bicycle-related reply here]

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:56, archived)
Plumbers are all scum

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:55, archived)
but not all scummers are plumb

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:08, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:08, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:14, archived)
word

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:42, archived)
'Sup?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:08, archived)
just finished greasing my balls
ball bearings, on my bike
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:11, archived)
i'm really upset, how do you cheer yourselves up?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 15:53, archived)
www.b3ta.com/talk

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 15:57, archived)
www.b3ta.com/talk

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 15:58, archived)
have a wank
at www.b3ta.com/talk
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 16:03, archived)
furious air guitaring

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 16:11, archived)
I get the girls round for a night of Bridget & Dirty Dancing :) :) :)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 16:11, archived)
cor!
I'm wetter than a spastic's chin thinking about this
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 16:27, archived)

& the Midget
Dancing Videos
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 16:56, archived)
i count all the money i've made from modding www.b3ta.com/talk

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 16:57, archived)
I wish I'd accepted that gig, in retrospect
my life was just headed in a different direction at the time, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 17:03, archived)
I wish you'd taken it too, this guy is a joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Mar 2018, 17:07, archived)
ah well

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 17:09, archived)
don't look back in anger

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 17:33, archived)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 17:42, archived)
i heard they turned you down due to your absurd and allegedly perverted demands

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 17:50, archived)
temporary chevron

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 17:50, archived)
I drink heavily and watch videos like this:

youtu.be/PdaaGlyu7EQ

And this:

youtu.be/usFFKNRB2z8
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 27 Mar 2018, 18:22, archived)
If someone gave you 50 quid, what would you spend it on?
That's the last of my company budget for this fiscal period.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:20, archived)
50 scratch cards

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:22, archived)
+n sniff

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:25, archived)
I'd get mcbeef in to do a set

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:23, archived)
what about the other 45 quid?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:24, archived)

e har
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:28, archived)
Vaseline, pair of crotchless tights, latex gloves and a Mars bar

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:24, archived)
mothers day was last week m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:25, archived)
30 square foot of cork flooring

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:27, archived)
Braw!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:28, archived)
Have t and g chipboard with that

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:31, archived)
Dunno. Could do with some more socks.
So maybe socks. And a t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:30, archived)
bivvy pegs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:30, archived)
is that like half a set of tent pegs?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:37, archived)
i would think its more pegs than a tent a similar size
aquaproducts.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=12_29&products_id=310
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:38, archived)
they look like you could do some serious damage with them

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:43, archived)
many anglers don't like hammering pegs in due to vibration near the lake so they make them sharp and strong to get in hard ground

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:46, archived)
I need some new shoes,
so shoes, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:32, archived)
You're at the point of no return m8

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:34, archived)
you've been infected with McBeef's Disease m8
don't start any food threads or you'll shart yourself by sundown.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:36, archived)
where on Earth does one get shoes for 50 squid?!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:33, archived)
shoe zone

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:43, archived)
I don't think I've ever paid more than £50 for a pair of shoes.
The ones I'm wearing now I got from a Clarks outlet store, probably Β£25 - I resent paying top dollar for shoes just for work.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:23, archived)
Then what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:57, archived)
25 2 quid scratch cards

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:37, archived)
^ high roller

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:38, archived)
My nan gives me a £5 scratch card for my birthday
and I never win. I'd rather have the fiver, but I don't want to sound ungrateful.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 11:53, archived)
she's living vicariously through you
my great-aunt used to send every one of her grand-neices and nephews a quid in the post for their birthdays, right up until she died at the age of 91.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:00, archived)
i used to get one irish punt from my dads mum, don't think she realised it was worth about 60p

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:08, archived)
"You ungrateful fucking shit fucking wanker cunt dick."
Direct quote from your nan.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:25, archived)
records
should get free delivery with that too
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:01, archived)
all online now
www.fish-uk.com/uk_rod_caught_fish_records.htm
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:07, archived)
I'd forgotten that there were websites more out of date than b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:11, archived)
pay rob to shut the site down

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:26, archived)
Good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:28, archived)
Wasn't Frank going to buy it at one point?
that should totally happen, this place is dead on its arse without him as owner
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:31, archived)
there was some cunt who threatened to pay for it to be shut down
it wasn't frank though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:05, archived)
it was me, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:07, archived)
tenner on the gas, tenner on the lecky, a bottle of gordon's, some tonic water and a nice piece of steak

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:38, archived)
best answer so far

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:42, archived)
my needs are simple, grry

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:44, archived)
I'd buy all the regular posters a pint
or I'd buy myself a pint in London hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:41, archived)
how much is a pint these days?
trying to work out what the cut-off point is.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:51, archived)
there's a pub near victoria station
that does a pint of cider for Β£3.50, iirc
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:52, archived)
The 'spoons?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:58, archived)
it may well be
can't remember, i hadn't slept properly for 3 days at that point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:05, archived)
dunno
might just get some cans in
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:55, archived)
Blockbusters used to do 8 Castlemaine for a fiver
RIP
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:09, archived)
You couldn't pay me to drink castlemaine
well, actually you could. I mean, obviously. I'm not an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:12, archived)
I'll just have a J20, cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:20, archived)
Are you sure?
It's no bother. It would be my pleasure!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:20, archived)
I'm driving

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:21, archived)
ah fair enough
I don't want to encourage irresponsible behaviour
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:23, archived)
this thread has carp and stabbings in it
chalking this one up as a Successful Thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:43, archived)
^likes 'stabbing the carp'

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:51, archived)
nonono, it's 'crap', not 'carp'

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 12:53, archived)
Booze and porn.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 27 Mar 2018, 13:30, archived)

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