ahahahahaa
the singer for the band "and you will know us by the trail of dead" has a speech impediment.

i only just noticed, listening to their latest album.


"..to take contwol..."

arf.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:33, archived)

He's called Hansel
he set the band up with his sister Gretel, they were originally called "... and you will know us by the trail of bread".
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:35, archived)

Pfffft

( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)

Stop that.
Or I will be forced to unleash the spastic estate agents!!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)

You shouldnt mock the afflicted
you should bum them, stab them and bury them in a shallow grave where their corpses will be dug up and eaten by shrews.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)

Bad?!
You, sir, are deluded. Trail of Dead are awesome.
( Figure8 is back (who he?), Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)

who said bad?
i fucking love them.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)

Apologies
For some reason I read "band" as "bad".
/onset of sydlexia blog
( Figure8 is back (who he?), Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)

it actually did say bad - was a typo that i ninja'd
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)

and now i've negated my ninja skills by admitting it
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)

Pffft
Twas very honourable though, and honour is a prime ninja trait. Now I can rest a little easier, and listen to choirs chanting the names of Egyptian gods. Woo.
( Figure8 is back (who he?), Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)

I am suffering from extreme deja vu
please tell me you have posted this before?
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:43, archived)

ah
maybe
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)

Right, I've completed level ten of that game
who wants the password to level 11?
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:33, archived)

password for level 24 is
ide
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:35, archived)

and for 23?

( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)

fuck knows
but go to 24 then go back one. it won't ask you.
/guessed that password
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)

oooh game? what game
/too lazy to check back
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

Foxes
Dressed as nuns

Eating buns

With the runs
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:12, archived)

I used to have a pet praying matis called Beryl
She was great.
(edhead, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:14, archived)

have a pet praying matis called Beryl sleep with my mum
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:17, archived)

I used to every night of the week I
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:21, archived)

Pfft!

( Fergburger, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:22, archived)

you coulda left 'called beryl' in

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:23, archived)

i just bought 2 work shirts from H&M
is that an alright shop? it seemed very cheap.

Am i now a scratter?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:10, archived)

H&M menswear
is mostly bought by gayers.

And me sometimes
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:15, archived)

You get what you pay for.
You buy cheap, you buy twice.
etc.

Any old shit is good enough for work.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:18, archived)

'Tis cheap
not bad stuff, some of its shit but for 3 quid a t shirt, can't complain

'noon everyone
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:19, archived)

Nah
Hennes is fine. Don't sweat it.

Although don't wear it to impress anyone.
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:20, archived)

Unless you're meeting a tramp.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:22, archived)

am i right?
www.b3ta.com/talk/482957
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:22, archived)

You are wrong actually

( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:28, archived)

I thought he was
I managed to find it using google maps so I'm sure your ex found it ok
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:30, archived)

hasn't it got something
in common with the great wall of china?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)

Michael Palin
walked on it ?
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:33, archived)

The Mongol hordes can't get over it?

( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:33, archived)

I dont think she lets
mong whores anywhere near it.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:34, archived)

Some of their stuff is great.
The rest is complete and utter tat. Just your luck.
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:25, archived)

H&M is brilliant.
When you first put on the clothes, you can still smell the tears of the Sri Lankan eight-year-old that stitched them.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:35, archived)

Where has my uncle Fenris gone?!
I miss our special trips down the allotments:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:01, archived)

BO*
*bumming others
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:04, archived)

Hiding in a hedge near Bookham
last I heard
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:10, archived)

And art of xen
for that matter?
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:12, archived)

Apparently he fucked off to 4rthur
to eat croissants and smile smugly at b3tans...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:14, archived)

Uncle Fenny
has been complaining about his intarweb connection.
( lbft, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:16, archived)

The police have finally caught up with him and his 'downloads' then?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:22, archived)

'downloads' collection of dismembered hookers
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)

Sorry to be annoying, but
does anyone have a link to that strange anime game in which you launch a bloke across the screen by cycling into him?
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:54, archived)

nope. sounds fun though
Can anyone get past level 10 on that reflecting lasers game?
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:55, archived)

what reflecting lasers game?
link please!
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:57, archived)

ditto
sounds fun on a bun
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:58, archived)

the code for level 10 is svga if you want to skip straight to where I got stuck
lasers
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:01, archived)

cheers

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:10, archived)

uhh
how do you get through level 5?
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:35, archived)

No
although I spent considerable amount of time trying
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:58, archived)

The one that's a bit like this one?
www.andkon.com/arcade/mousegames/kittycannon/
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:56, archived)

like that, yes
I watched my friend playing that, which reminded me of the other one
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:57, archived)

here:
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/nanaca.php
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:57, archived)

that should be the one
But does anyone know where-else it is hosted?

"Access to this web page is restricted at this time.

Reason:
The Websense category "Games" is filtered.


"
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:01, archived)

maybe here:
nanaca.narr.as/
if not there are more, i can keep them coming
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:03, archived)

that seems to work
thanks!
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:04, archived)

no problemo
its a cool, yet confusing, game
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:07, archived)

woo
832.44m
odd idea for a game- an anime women's rights game
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:40, archived)

YES I DO
unfortunately its in my Favs at home, will post linky for you when i get there.
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:06, archived)

the loaf of bread I just bought says it's suitable for vegetarians
isn't this just an intrinsic property of bread.
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:41, archived)

No

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:42, archived)

Thay've started putting fat and oil in some bread.
It could be that.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:42, archived)

And of course sweetbreads;)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:43, archived)

Normal bread
often contains spunk of the workers who operate the mixing machine.
( lbft, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:43, archived)

ah guess so
bloody fussy vegetarians cunts
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:44, archived)

I believe they prefer to be know as 'cunts'

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:46, archived)

oi
leave it out, murderers.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:51, archived)

meat is DINNER

( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:54, archived)

morrissey is a CUNT

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:55, archived)

so was Hitler

( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:56, archived)

I still would
though.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:57, archived)

and hooves

( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:54, archived)

I'm sure that I could get some mileage out of
a meatloaf joke if I was just a little less indifferent.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:42, archived)

My ex makes the best bread
He makes dough, then adds hard boiled eggs, sausages, bacon and other lovely things right before he bakes it. It's like heaven on a plate when baked and grilled..
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:43, archived)

Your ex is 'a gay'
AICMFP
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:45, archived)

No other
woman has measured up since I dumped him.

gay chef. Why do you think I had 3 stone to lose in the first place?
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:46, archived)

Water retention?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:48, archived)

Fat retention more like

( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:53, archived)

Extra breasts?

( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:50, archived)

no thanks
i have plenty
*sets up 'breasts r us' stall*
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:54, archived)

That's not bread
it's called "breakfast"
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:46, archived)

We like to
think of it as 'breakfast bread'. Although without the cereal or milk or jam*.

*Vital components of any good breakfast.
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:47, archived)

*imagines bread containing jam, cereal and milk*
cunning
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:52, archived)

genius
that'll save effort at mealtime. mmm all day breakfast loaf
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:47, archived)

why'd you dump him then?
sex problems?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:47, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:48, archived)

Yep
He was male and Dekazer is a dirty lezzer*


*may contain a minor inaccuracy
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:49, archived)

Funnily enough yes.
(Twas many years ago anyway, we're friends now).
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:49, archived)

too big?
to small?
too bendy?
didn't like pain?
drowned whilst drinking your piss?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:54, archived)

Nah
He just didn't flick my switches. It's takes a certain talent and/or perseverance ;)
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:57, archived)

flick my switches find my clitoris
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:02, archived)

not for sweetbreads

(Sheepattack!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:43, archived)

but are vegeterians
suitable for the bread?
(shux, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:44, archived)

I once bought a meat feast pizza
the packaging of which proudly announced that it was made with vegetarian cheese.

I think whoever was responsible for this needed a pitchfork up the cunt.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:44, archived)

Now that
would give me the facking 'orn
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:46, archived)

It's the new way they make bread
They have hyper-produced chickens so that the are 100ft tall and lay loaves of bread.
So it comes from a chicken, some vegies don't like this.
Grow up and bite the bullet i say
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:46, archived)

nope,
lots of cheap bread has animal fats in it these days.
( toxie, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:47, archived)

I have a tub of milk powder
that says "contains milk."
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:49, archived)

Arse wee
stagnant arse wee

stagnant arse wee with lumps of blood in it
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:40, archived)

im sensing
a pattern emerging
www.b3ta.com/talk/482805
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/482915
( Fergburger, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:44, archived)

aaahhh
Just had my H&S (thats heath and safety for you gibbons out there) meeting and I am now a SAFE worker.
*cracks knuckles*
*sets fire to eyeballs*
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:38, archived)

Quick,
booby trap your workplace, Home Alone-style.
( lbft, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:40, archived)

We have shoddy
health and safety here. One of my colleagues is wandering around with conjunctivitis, and the other one routinely drops hot coffee on me.

Although the fact that she makes me 2 cups of coffee a day, everyday, makes me inclined not to let a small scalding come between cow orkers.
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:40, archived)

not as much fun as being a safe cracker

( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:42, archived)

who wants to play with my thingy?
www.5318008.co.uk/iveneverdonethat/index.php
( new_matt, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:28, archived)

Your mum
obviously
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:29, archived)

"your mum" would actually be a good answer to the question
if it wasn't such a shame faced lie.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:30, archived)

I didnt click on the link
I was replying to his title.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:32, archived)

i know
but...

it would have been a good answer. if you had.

bah.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:39, archived)

sfw?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:30, archived)

mais oui
c'est seulement le text
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:32, archived)

You dutty frencher

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:33, archived)

But you love a bit of
garlic and onion scented 'bite'
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:37, archived)

i never thought pigeons were carnivores
but i've just seen 5 of 'em pecking at a discarded hot dog sausage.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:27, archived)

kinda suggests that
there may not actually be any meat in those filthy "sausages"
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:28, archived)

Pigeons are cuntivores
they are such cunts they can survive on any type of matter edible or not.

Thats why they thrive and the giant panda withers and dies.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:28, archived)

pigeons
will eat anything
( new_matt, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:28, archived)

Are you sure you're not round the back of a sex-change surgery?

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:28, archived)

I never thought hot dog sausages
were meat.
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:28, archived)

ah the winged rat
always amuses me how they NEVER learn that fag buts are not edible, everytime they have a peck, just in case. Little fuckers. I also hate the way they stand in the road till the last minute then just as you are about to nail them in your car they do a crappy jumpy flap to just escape death. feathered cunts the lot of them
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:30, archived)

Pigeons are naawty flying rats.
Those who are now banned from fox hunting should come down to London and have their fun by shooting them.

Not all of them though, otherwise that would render the sparrowhawk that divebombs the silly people who try to feed the pigeons in Trafalgar Square, rather useless. It's a rather amusing moment when said hawk does appear.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:31, archived)

Little bastards
Though it always amuses me to see one of the little feckers with a gammy leg.
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:32, archived)

It always surprises me
to see one of the cunts without a gammy leg
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:34, archived)

Or a gammy cunt?

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:36, archived)

Gammy pigeons cunts
*gets the fackin orn*
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:38, archived)

*Sedates*
Jesus, how many times a day?
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:42, archived)

*laughs for the 7th time today*
at the fackin orn
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:42, archived)

Ringo's
Salt and Vinegar Ringo's are the fuckign daddy of snack type things.

and at only 20p a bag, what a rush!!!!!
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)

They're meant to go in your mouth.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:23, archived)

pfft

( Disco Dancer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:24, archived)

are they??
fuck.. it does not say that on the packaging.
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:24, archived)

reply elsewhere please
not to yourself
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:25, archived)

Pffft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:27, archived)

What about the space invader type ones
where you can combine the two different shaped crisps to make cars, cars I tell you
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:24, archived)

This is a major plus but only serves to balance out the
fact that they taste of nothing.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:27, archived)

I never noticed that.
*starts saving up for some Space Invaders*
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:29, archived)

not just cars
SPACE CARS!
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:36, archived)

Chop them up
and snort them with a rolled up lottery ticket.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:24, archived)

You may require this, sir:
*hands piss-proof umbrella*
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:26, archived)

now this i will agree with
mmm, vinegary
( Fergburger, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:24, archived)

Vinegary
just like my strokes

*spuffs all over your spodger*
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:26, archived)

yeah
you got me on that one. the spicy transform-a-snack.

they are pretty damn good too!
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:25, archived)

you haven't got the hang of this replying lark yet have you?
try clicking reply on the post you are replying to, not your own post. you'll find it helps conversations make much more sense!
( Fergburger, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:29, archived)

im getting there
please bear with me, im *special*
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:31, archived)

*bears*

( Fergburger, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:36, archived)

I've just read your kitten story in your profile.
It made me sad.
That sort of thing could unhinge anyone.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:40, archived)

Aren't they the ones
that coat the roof of your mouth with starchy paste?
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:26, archived)

No thats mens cocks
bummer
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:27, archived)

kind of
or rather they have so much MSG in them it burns.. BURNS I TELLS YA
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:27, archived)

Pork Scratchings.



That is all...
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:27, archived)

Don't do it!
Someone on here said they got a nipple once.
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:30, archived)

How cool would that be!
(although I'm pretty sure it comes off the back ... so it was more likely a wart)
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:41, archived)

Lucky bugger!
Who was that then?
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:43, archived)

ah the pub lunch
no washing up, no cooking (that being the order that it happens in my hovel)
and pretty ladies bring it to you while you sit and sup a pint and listen to the music
bliss
hows all of your afternoons?
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:15, archived)

Not bad, slightly boring
but better than having gibbons eat the inside of my nose.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:17, archived)

well
thats the only sensible standard to use for judging the quality of your day
good for you
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)

We've all been snorting hideous amounts of charlie
Because it makes us hard.

and big

and clever
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:20, archived)

Higson or Chaplin ?

( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:21, archived)

Dimmock


*fwaps*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)

*imagines snorting a chunky gingers turgid nips*
*gets teh fackin orn to end all fackin orns*
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:25, archived)

Charlie loved it
he told me himself *looks down* didn't you Charlie?
( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:21, archived)

And bringing it up again and again
also makes you big and clever.
( lbft, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)

won't his ears get caught?

( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)

that's ok
just so long as you're sorting it off the norks of a 17 year old virgin
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)

Sorting it?
What, into neat little lines?
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:25, archived)

yes
and then you have to find some kinda way to force it up your shnoz
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:26, archived)

yeah
i just spazzed down and read all that
how very strange

just say NO!
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:23, archived)

I've found
it tends to have the opposite effect on most men.

Be warned.
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:37, archived)

having a good one thanks
tomorrow is my last day in this job before i start a far far better one (after a week off), I have also been paid all teh silly redundancy money :-D
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:20, archived)

wow
you have got it made
i will be finished with this year of uni in 8 days, then i have a ridiculously long summer holiday!
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:25, archived)

"hi diddle de dee
an academic life for me.."
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:27, archived)

better now I've
made some lunch
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:21, archived)

Bell Ends
cheesy ones.

weeping, cheesy ones.

weeping cheesy ones with fluff stuck to them.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:02, archived)

gah!
I was coping with that until you mentioned fluff
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)

Sorry
it's those curtains of yours.

They're just so fluffy....
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:04, archived)

dammit
I've shaved them three times now too
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:05, archived)

NO, not THOSE curtains
the ones at your window.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:08, archived)

yes I know
that's what I was talking about. it did occur to me though as it was posting that it could be misconstrued
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:10, archived)

Misconstrued curtains
give me the fackin orn
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:12, archived)

Blimey
How can you see me from there?
(Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)

Red wine tonight or frightening sobriety?


Your decision WILL get me hard.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:01, archived)

always sobriety
alcohol is bad
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:02, archived)

Drink it!
Drink it hard!
( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)

Frightening Sobriety
induced by too much caffeine
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)

Rioja all the way.

( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)

Oooh i like the flavour of your mind sir....


*contemplates*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:04, archived)

fuck alcohol.
take some drugs.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)

Chingy ching ching?

(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:07, archived)

Are you jingling change in your pocket?
Or are you...oh, you are.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:15, archived)

drink all the wine,
and spend the night pretending to be completely sober
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:04, archived)

or just
pretend that you drank all the wine, and tell us you did anyway
( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/482805
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:04, archived)

Have you just copied one of the small
ads for an 0908 number in the back of a gentleman's art pamphlet?
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:04, archived)

Drink the wine
Use the bottle for bum games.
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:06, archived)

And they say the Dutch havent corrupted you sir:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:08, archived)

Mind and
seal the neck first. The vacuum effect can be devastating.
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:08, archived)

The neck?
He'll be holding that...
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:09, archived)

Where did you see any mention of using the neck?

( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:11, archived)

Innocent bystander?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:14, archived)

I've
heard some things along the way..

(On the way round the block that is..)
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:20, archived)

Help needed
I'm working on a photoshop file and I'm trying to use the badger tool to gurn the glasscock layer belmways a bit to give the effect of dribbling liquid.

I've bummed a dead dog and covered my computer in jammy jizz but still doesnt work properly.

Any ideas ?
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:51, archived)

have a fwap
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:52, archived)

the best cure-all

( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:54, archived)

It's a fwapping panacea
Just came on the mouse and it's now working.

Can anyone tell me how to reconfigure a windows 2003 domain so that it makes my cock bigger ?
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)

Roll it up
really tightly, cover it in tin foil then jam it down your y-fronts.
(Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:00, archived)

angle a magnifying glass
until the desired effect is achieved (though keep out of direct sunlight)
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:00, archived)

"Hello? Is that Cancer Research? It is? Oh good.
Well I just called to tell you that we're cutting off your funding as of tomorrow. Uh huh, that's right. Turns out fwapping was the answer all along. Well cheerio then, goodbye."
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:59, archived)

certainly partly true
for prostate cancer
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:01, archived)

how does it smell?

( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:54, archived)

Like hitlers dog

( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:56, archived)

I think you need to stick it in a marmots arse and
give it several coats of 'oak effect' ronseal
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:56, archived)

Make sure
that the transparency of layer 1 is set to 50% and that the transparency of layer 2 is also at 50%. Then, carefully, get your cock out and place it on your monitor. Then, taking a crayon (preferably a green one) trace the outline of said cock onto the screen et voila! Front page material!
( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:57, archived)

Phone Frank.

( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:59, archived)

Hey everyone!
Last night I took a WHOLE bottle of Benylin then I stuck my nob in a blender.
Also, I didn't work very hard at school and I have a shit job that I have to pretend to be ill to get out of.

AREN'T I COOL!

or should that be [00!?
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:49, archived)

I wish
I was you.
(Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:50, archived)

I wish
you were him
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:51, archived)

I wish
you were her.

Or something...
(Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:57, archived)

Where did you take it to?
My Benylin prefers a visit to see the penguins on a Thursday.
(Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:50, archived)

Boiung.
Boing?
Nine.

Attack from the rear.
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:51, archived)

*gets down & knees and starts
prolonged bouts of hero worship*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:51, archived)

did you eat large amounts of cheese while playing doom 3 all night too?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:52, archived)

As long as it's not red leicester.

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:53, archived)

Arf!

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:54, archived)

You, sir, are most defintiely
'down wid de kidz'.

Any idea where I could 'score' some 'skank-whores'?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:53, archived)

Why not...
Yes!

How are you, chap?
Long time, no talky talky.
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:54, archived)

Ah im expected to do more work these days:(
I demand you come to this junes oxford bash! you are only a train ride away and lets face it, the wifes going to want an excuse to shag phillip from next door
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:56, archived)

Or just bring the wife
and we can make it a swingers night.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)

*fwaps*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:59, archived)

<rant>
What gets my goat about the thread below is this:

I like a drink. I like to take the odd but of charlie now and then, truth be told. What I don't do is then shirk my responsibilities at work and try and get every other fucker who works with me to pick up my slack because I'm too fucked to do the job that pays me the money to stick chemicals up my nose. That's a grade-A cunt's trick. As bad as the people who fuck off for months at a time due to "stress", as if their life is somehow more difficult than anyone elses.

/rant
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:54, archived)

That's nice dear

/absent minded
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:55, archived)

this
also, it aint cool to brag about one's recreations
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:55, archived)

cocaine isn't chemicals
although I'm not sure about what they cut it with.
Why pay to be an arrogant wanker anyhow? It's easily done for free.
(Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:56, archived)

If it's not chemicals, what the hell is it?
EVERYTHING is chemicals!
/scientist pedant rant
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:02, archived)

So what about this artifical black hole they're busy
creating benath our feet?

I'll be sure to ask when it consumes us all.


/retreats to a safe distance from Mr Tea
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:06, archived)

There IS no safe distance!
MWUHAHAHAHA!!!!
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:10, archived)

lol
hey man. as i said, there is fuck all to be done here today.

its dead.

im bored

its not productive for me to be here
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:56, archived)

WHA-HEY!
I agree with this, though I never took charlie or anything like that. It's the in-your-face attitudes of most of the fuck heads that do that fucks me off, not people that take shit in general.
You sir are a good man.
Here, have my ball bag
*hands ballbag*
*bleeds*
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:57, archived)

sometimes
this place is like a fuckign cult. i love lurking but as soon as you say anythign it gets fucking ripped to peices... unless of course you are well known.

Its scary.. help
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)

Use capital letters.
No l337 speak, don't reply 18 times to the same post, and try not to be a cunt. Then I'll like you. And I knows that's all any of you actually want.
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:01, archived)

It's because
you didn't grab your ankles quickly enough.
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:02, archived)

B3ta/talk isn't cliquey!
Anyone who says so is an absolute twunt with no hummus at all, and probably deserves to be cunted in the murray, or at the very least spanged with an oversized spork.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:07, archived)

*bums Mr. Tea up the clique*

( Fergburger, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:20, archived)

i'm not particularly well known
and nothing i say gets ripped to pieces. just ignored.

edit: See?!
( Fergburger, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:23, archived)

R34LLY!!??
I took coke till my nose bled, then I daisy chained in the local park and got ALL the STD's
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:55, archived)

have you got the full set now?

( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:57, archived)

pffft
some more!! I'll swap you my clap for your bad aids...
( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:59, archived)

is there an album
that i can stick them all in to impress my friends?
( Fergburger, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:02, archived)

Aids
is definately the top trump.

hahahaha, wow. I just made my self laugh
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 14:10, archived)

pffft.

( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)

Skiv0r
Im trying to get a half day, finishing at 3 because

"i have a sore head and dont feel great"

in realisty i feel fine but have a little bit of sinus pressure from rattling ching up my beak last night and want to go home and have a smoke instead of being here.

Heres hoping i get it!! :)
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:38, archived)

I hope you get sacked for drug abuse.

( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:39, archived)

sacked raped
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:39, archived)

drug abuse hours by a gang of midget clowns.
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:40, archived)

Whilst wearing a bleach soaked ball gag

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:42, archived)

He deserves to be punished,
not rewarded.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:41, archived)

yeah
do you really...

well phone 01750 724778 and tell my boss all about me!!!
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:40, archived)

Up the arse.
QED.
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:41, archived)

I'll ring him
you phone Frank.

Have you or your friends ever pretended to take drugs?
(Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:42, archived)

Yes
I pretend to take them all the time frank, i think im really really cool and i get the respect of the other big kids if they know im taking drugs, that way i dont get beat up
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:47, archived)

Hurrah! for patronising websites, bad categorisation of youths
and subtle references to the Kinks.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:49, archived)

I did Frank's tribe quiz
and I am this. Hurrah for me.
(Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:51, archived)

I started out pretending to smoke cannabis, but soon that wasn't enough.
I moved on to pretending to take speed and coke, until finally I ended up pretending to be addicted to crack.
Seriously, take it from me, pretend cannabis *is* a gateway pretend drug.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:52, archived)

Hahahahaha
hahahahaha
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:53, archived)

Hahaha

(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)

*picks up phone*
*dials*
( lbft, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:43, archived)

that
number doesnt work. Liar. If you are lying about this, what else could you be lying about? Hmmmm? HMMMMMMMM?!
( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:43, archived)

Lol
i changed the last 3 digits.... fools
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:44, archived)

*starts with 01750 724000*

( lbft, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:46, archived)

I laughed at this!
Have a line of coke cookie
( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:47, archived)

lmao rofl
sort your life out you fucking drug addict
( Disco Dancer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:47, archived)

You
shouldnt do drucks on a school night. It serves you right. I vote that you stay in work and suffer.
( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:40, archived)

It wouldn't be so bad
but the other surgeons on the cardiology ward have been giving you evil looks all day, I bet.
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:40, archived)

At least
you have earned the undying respect of a board full of webmongs for telling us all about the drucks you've been snorting, you dirty little junkie :)
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:40, archived)

Webmongs
*cries*
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:47, archived)

you dirty filthy rotten skiver.
you should be strung up by your bollocks.
( toxie, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:41, archived)

(Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:41, archived)

Its
Its fucking dead in here anyway... i been sitting lurking here since i started at 11 and done absolutely fuck all else.
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:41, archived)

Oh excellent.
Another drug addled half-wit.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:42, archived)

I know you are...

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:43, archived)

*puts down mirror that Baldmonkey was looking into*
PWN3D!!! I @M T3H l33T r0xxOrz OMG!!!1ellen
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:46, archived)

YOU TURNED ELLEN DEGENERES INTO A LESBIAN

( lbft, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:46, archived)

I just have this effect on wimmin.

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:50, archived)

Oil of ulay.
Custard.
Force.

CHina. Wishwisjhwishwihs.

Hello.
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:50, archived)

Oil of Ulay Custard Force
sounds like a Japanese band.
( lbft, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:53, archived)

THEE MICHELLE GUN ELEPHANT!

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:59, archived)

okay okay
im going for a ciggy or 2, hopefully by the time i get back this threadwaste will be forver gone...............
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:44, archived)

ching crushed-up Polos
smoke wank over my huge collection of Kat Slater pictures
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:46, archived)

I never heard it called ching before
Is it a modern-chav-type phrase?
(Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:49, archived)

fo' shizzle.

( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:51, archived)

dunno
Im scottish
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:52, archived)

and
very much the opposite of chav...
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:52, archived)

You are Lord Abernethy
AIFMFP

(Free Peerage)
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:57, archived)

It's the powdered bones of a Chinaman.
Probably.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:55, archived)

i took the rest of the day off school and cried alot in my bedroom out of sadness and anger because what kind of fuckign idiot would do that!!!

hmm! what kind of idiot?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:49, archived)

your point?
is exactly. what i cried over my cat when it got booted when i was a young lad.

Now that im a 21 year old working class male you think i would go booting fuck out of animals.

Steriotype anyone?
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:54, archived)

This needs going through Babelfish, I think.
I've seen Engrish that makes more sense than this.
Someone set up us the twunt, etc. etc.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)

Haha
You try hard fuck wit.
Here, have a kick in the knackers
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:51, archived)

I am the god of <insert amusing noun>,
AND I BRING YOU...
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:34, archived)

lollipops!

( toxie, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:35, archived)

Nice.
One day of/until/since what?
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:36, archived)

until
i bugger orf for a bit
( toxie, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:36, archived)

Carl Orff?
He's probably a bit whiffy by now, but you're welcome to try.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:40, archived)

im sure ill manage
*wields strapon*
( toxie, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:42, archived)

"welds" would be more impressive.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:44, archived)

bunny rabbits
and you bring associated words for bunnies.
(Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:35, archived)

like?

( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:38, archived)

other bunnies

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:39, archived)

cunt.

( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:35, archived)

Now thats a god i can really dig

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:37, archived)

And I bring you
VD?
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:41, archived)

You disgust me
*fwaps*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:45, archived)

You love a bit of it

( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:46, archived)

...kettles.
...limescale.
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:38, archived)

So this is lunchtime
And what have I done?
I went to Asda
And bought salad for one.

And some very lovely pitta's.
And a small can of beer.
Let hope it's a good one.
With a wahey and cheers.
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:33, archived)

What no lard?

(Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:34, archived)

Silent Lard. Holy Lard.
All is white
Oily and hard.
Round yon something something....etc.
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:36, archived)

Merry lunchtime, Flapjack

( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:42, archived)

The beer bit is a lie.
I only said it for the rhymage.

I actually got a norange and a bananananana.
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 13:45, archived)