Oi, you lot..
Anyone know if this is any good?

www.project-entropia.com
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)

"new content added every month"
well, they've been busy...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:44, archived)

Looks very odd
I'm downloading
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:58, archived)

I kept telling them it would happen, but they never listened....
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/4493713.stm
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)

THAT'S TECHNOLOGY FOR YOU.
The world would be a better place if we all rode donkeys and lived in tents.
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:42, archived)

Zee vurld vuoold be-a a better plece-a iff ve-a ell rude-a dunkeys und leefed in tents.
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:54, archived)

Must have been going at a terrific rate
if the kerb propelled it up that far...
damn boy racez
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:48, archived)

feckin ell
"the other man, who they believe could be the driver, was found under the front wheels. "

ouch
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:51, archived)

He was actually the ramp used in this crazy stunt.
Bloody students.
( Leningrad bindun.. yawn, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:53, archived)

*tries to work out what strazy means*
*realises it isn't a spoonerism*
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:01, archived)

*rages against the drying of the tights*
*leaves*
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)

This is good
laser.narr.as/laser.swf
( different_maybe R.I.P. MJ, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)

played that earlier
it is indeed good. but hard
( rhcpaul - if you play defender i can be your hyperspace, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)

Like jesus with a stiffy

( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:31, archived)

pfft
not entirely unlike that, no
( rhcpaul - if you play defender i can be your hyperspace, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:31, archived)

yep posted it earlier
can't get past level 10
( Pope George-Ringo member of People for the Eating of Tasty Animals, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)

oh sorry
my friend gave me a link, he prolly got it from here then, yeah im stuck on 8 i think
( different_maybe R.I.P. MJ, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)

i got stuck on 5
and then used teh password to get to ten. which i couldn't do.
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)

i'm currently stuck on 5
/stuck
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:40, archived)

I've just been playing it.
I'm currently stuck on 16...

Edit: both lasers have to go through the refractor on 5...
( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:43, archived)

how obvious.
/fick

thanks :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:46, archived)

Please help, oh master
Level 10 - how is it done?
( bloobloo, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:58, archived)

i'm on that now
everything but one is lit...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:00, archived)

this

( Pope George-Ringo member of People for the Eating of Tasty Animals, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:04, archived)

Yes 10 is teh tricky?
really
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)

thinky puzzle time!
www.geocities.jp/flashgame_zone/unlock.htm
i am stuck at the moment so you lot get cracking then you can help me!
/edit: w00t, done the on i was stuck on. on last level now!
/edit 2: hooray, done it!
( rhcpaul - if you play defender i can be your hyperspace, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)

stuck on level 2
/thicky
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)

haha, that is thick
which one is that. its just watching and repeating a sequence isnt it?
it is fast though. just keep clicking the example button til an easy to remember sequence comes up
( rhcpaul - if you play defender i can be your hyperspace, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)

i did and then i did it and it didn't do owt
what's the button on t'left for?
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)

click that one
after you have replicated the sequence
its like an 'input' button
im stuck on the level with all the maths
/edit: its level 7
( rhcpaul - if you play defender i can be your hyperspace, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:36, archived)

stuck on level 3
with the keycode
( Pope George-Ringo member of People for the Eating of Tasty Animals, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/483244
( rhcpaul - if you play defender i can be your hyperspace, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:41, archived)

I got to 3 and closed it
too frustrating.
Shame, I was enjoying where it was going
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:38, archived)

im stuck on the one that looks like a calculator
i've tried putting the numbers in like a calculator...no worky
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:38, archived)

no, thats how it goes
the numbers go like this
789
456
123
worked for me anyway
( rhcpaul - if you play defender i can be your hyperspace, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:40, archived)

wicked
cheers
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:43, archived)

/is crap at this
/is stuck on first level...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:48, archived)

just click the corner ones
then the centre one
( rhcpaul - if you play defender i can be your hyperspace, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:50, archived)

ahhh
I think thats the only one I hadn't tryed...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:50, archived)

Bollocks
I knock up my first image in ages, and what happens? The board gets borked.

*fumes*
( Bad Horsey, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:22, archived)

ERROR
the database has teh fackin orn and cannot post your message until it has spunked it's binary jizz all over it's own keyboard.

Anyone else keep getting this ?
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:20, archived)

You need jam.

( Leningrad bindun.. yawn, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:21, archived)

no

( homonk is gay for chairs, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:21, archived)

yeah
although, its actually forcing me to do my work
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:22, archived)

Yes.
And I don't fucking like it.
And I can't remember the URL of the b3ta mirror.
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:22, archived)

www.deaddogwithacockupitsarse.com

( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com?
That's borked too.
( Leningrad bindun.. yawn, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)

No, the other one.
The one that's all numbers.
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:35, archived)

207.44.242.20
That one didn't work for me earlier, either.
( Leningrad bindun.. yawn, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:40, archived)

I've just heard the most disgusting thing on the television
Judy Finnegan saying "I'm just washing down a bit of Michael Howard"...
( Leningrad bindun.. yawn, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)

Richard fucking Madely is a fucking talentless uncharismatic self-important can't-fucking-interview twat.
*rages*
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:21, archived)

...and he is sleazy.

( Leningrad bindun.. yawn, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)

wow
so thats what concentrated comma anger looks like
( rhcpaul - if you play defender i can be your hyperspace, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)

my love goes unanswered
my muse will not speak
And as boethius's wheel spins
i am tied to the spoke*

*disjointed rhyme to illustrate my state of mind and heartbrokennessness
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:14, archived)

I recommend suicide and/or wanking.

( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)

Wankicide
is the way to go
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:18, archived)

malchick should be able to tell me
how many strokes induce death.

but how can fwapping replace the love of her who loves me not?

I stand on a precipice
the depths gape before me
Loveless life,
or lifeless love
Which is it to be?

(bloody hell, that's quite good, isn't it?)
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)

Any more poetry from you
and you will get fucked up the arse by at least five of us.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:24, archived)

i'm good with my tongue
and i've got quite long thumbs
i look forward to claiming
my 5 b3tan bums
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)

I shit on a leaf
which is positioned underneath
whilst i gnash my teeth
in the direction of a thief
( Leningrad bindun.. yawn, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)

*manhugs*
dry your eyes mate
( The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:20, archived)

I'll go out with you
*bats eyelids and chews lip provocatively*
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:22, archived)

that's going to give someone (woat) the fackin orn
if you're not careful.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)

you don't really want to fall in love with me
it's not nice
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)

why not?
is the sex too intense?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)

No
she's gay and does it with hairy girls
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)

EEw

( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)

did you just mispell ewe?
you do it with sheep?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:31, archived)

That's woolly girls
she does it with horny handed lezza truck drivers with tasche's and fannies with hair like the Jackson 5 in 1977
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)

you've been watching pigeon street again
admit it.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:36, archived)

woat!
do you mind? 3s a crowdfantasy of mine
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)

haha
hope springs eternal
( rhcpaul - if you play defender i can be your hyperspace, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)

Great, looks like I have to start the process of firing
somebody.

I really, really hate this part of the job.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:05, archived)

"you're fired"
and say it with passion
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:07, archived)

Why?
what did the firee do?
(Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:07, archived)

I guess gross incompetance would be the best description
But it's not easy to fire somebody here so I need to document eveything...
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)

Sounds like
a raging nightmare.

Good luck.
(Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:20, archived)

haha
I''m working with a girl who is just catastrophically incompetent... she's been there nearly two years and seems unable to remember to do the most ridiculously basic things.
Anyway, she's decided she's leaving (without being pushed), and asked me today whether I was sorry to see her go...

"No, I think we'll be just fine without you" I said.

/Subtle
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)

hahahahaha!
What a great response!
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:33, archived)

Fire them
out of a massive gun through a hoop into a river.

That would be fantastic and everyone on here would want your job then.

And this is about the 45th day running that you have moaned about your job.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:10, archived)

I come here to moan about my job.
What else is there to talk about?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)

Me too
I did that on tuesday - thirteen times.
You have my sympathy, and a thorough bumming to boot.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:14, archived)

advice from my dad...
...who's done it a few times...
"imagine they'd run over your dog"
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:20, archived)

Gargh
If C++ is good at producing anything, it's insane desperation. Missing library here, expected comma there, I'd almost expect it to report it doesn't like the color of my shoes. The worst thing, though, is finding out after 2 hours of searching that your code isn't to blame but all it needs is a simple "make clean". Never know when it happens.

Edit: funny thing is, it's where I got my inspiration while thinking up a username. The compiler error log said: "Too many errors. There's something terribly wrong with your code. Please fix it." I was kinda hurried in thinking up a username there, and it stuck I guess.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

You could save yourself the bother
and bum a dead dog instead
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:01, archived)

There's a user called bookerina
who i have decided to fall in love with (as long as she's a girl).

are you there, sweetheart? are you?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:49, archived)

I bet you she's Tonay in disguise

( Easty hello my name is dr dolphin, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:51, archived)

What if she is a girl
and 12 years old?
(Mr Boris, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:52, archived)

perhaps his love
is destined to be unrequited

*plays violin*
*gets sued for noise pollution*
*goes to prison*
*pimps fellow prisoners*

'ning
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

Perhaps
he's patient and will wait for her to grow into a woman with a hairy fanny and lady boobs.

Or maybe he's a peado
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

ah
the smell of romance and rohypnol...
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:02, archived)

Just get a 6 year old and add them togeher, duh

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

is your criteria for love such that
just a name is sufficient, or are you desperate?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:53, archived)

i like books
and she sounds clever.

that'll do.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

i've never read a book in my life,*
and i'm as thick as shit*

will that do?


*not strictly true
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)

*hruff*
I'm a girl and no-one ever falls in love with me.
*sulks*
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:54, archived)

*falls in love*
better?
( rhcpaul - if you play defender i can be your hyperspace, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)

Thank you, my darling.
*snogs in the face*
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)

ha!
and i beat all those chancers down there too!
too late, she's mine
*sweeps off feet, runs*
( rhcpaul - if you play defender i can be your hyperspace, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

Monogamy was never part of the deal.

( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)

*serenades*

( Easty hello my name is dr dolphin, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)

*is thoroughly wooed*

( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

I'll fall in love with
you if like. I've got nowt better to do.
(Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)

but...
you are a girl in the true sense of the word.

No matter how lovely you are, keeping out of jail is the more desirable option.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)

We all have the horn for you my dear
and are awaiting your birthday with baited breath and strained trousers.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

of course I read that
as stained
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

Come father my babies
you big hunk of manlove.
( Flapjack - getting a bagel and playing with the lizard, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:54, archived)

oi!
that's not me
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)

Curses
And I woulda gotten some action too...
( Flapjack - getting a bagel and playing with the lizard, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)

Ah, it's not too late
I'm going cheap.

*grabs ankles*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

hello...
don't be scared.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

Actually
you scare me a little bit...


*allows blood to engorge penis*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

An Oxford person!
*points at username*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)

yay woo to the oxford crew
:)
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

I demand you join us at the Oxford bash!
Twil go to the turf and suchlike...


/Osney chap
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

oi
hands off my bird.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:04, archived)

*holds back doity bib*
Quick Mykey, I've got him, now's your chance to get the girl.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:08, archived)

Cant i have them both?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)

Sure, why not.
/feeling magnanimous
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:20, archived)

for anyone who cares
I nailed my AS and A level oral exams.

'dances'
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:49, archived)

i'll nail you in a minute if you're not careful

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:49, archived)

Sign me up for that course!
*Practices oral*
(Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:51, archived)

congrats!
you never have to wory about that exam again
( rhcpaul - if you play defender i can be your hyperspace, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:51, archived)

I must retest my wife on her oral skills later

(she is a language expert but I can still confuse her)
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)

Are you a cunning linguist?
/predictable
( Easty hello my name is dr dolphin, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)

Baddum
*tish*
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:02, archived)

Congratulations.
Have a biscuit.
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

well done
i;ve got my french oral tomorrow
*giggles*
-that word never gets old
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)

Oral eh?

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)

you lot are sooo
predictable.

'sniggers'
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:04, archived)

I will give you head if you can answer this IT question for me.
I know you're not my www.factfindingbithces.com, however I have literally googled myself out, trying to find the answer to the following, and as a last resort, thought of you lot /desperate

Where in the windows registry can I find the drive letter and path of each mapped drive?

I can find the location for standard/locally mapped drives, but I can't find the location of drives mapped by neither the NT Domain, or Novell.

For those of you that have now switched off, I shall continue too say blah blah blah blah.........

Remember free head (and biscuits) to the person who finds the answer
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:31, archived)

since i know nothing about NT domains or novell:
CIIJASIIE

/boring & predicatable
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:34, archived)

Can I be boring and ask:
what in the name of bollocking fuck does 'CIIJASIIE' mean?
(Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:36, archived)

cover...

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:36, archived)

it..

( Easty hello my name is dr dolphin, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:37, archived)

in..

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:37, archived)

jam...

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:38, archived)

Jam and spunk in its ugly fucking eye.

( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:38, archived)

Ta very much all.
I shall now be attempting to say it phonetically at all given opportunities.

Christ, I'm odd
(Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:42, archived)

can you not do this via
disk administrator in the management console?

Or go in to command prompt and type net use.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love : Hung like a hearse., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:35, archived)

nope, I'm running a reporting/remote control tool called LANDesk
Unfortunately it doesn't report on "mapped drives", which is why I need to know where this exists in the registry, so that I can tell each machine to scan for it, and then report back on which drives are mapped.
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:37, archived)

easy
map a drive on your machine open regedit and search the path name.

Edit: The regkey is hkey_users\[sid number]\network
( Undulating Tentacles of Love : Hung like a hearse., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:44, archived)

Nope, it doesn't show any of the drives that are mapped through login scripts.
Only shows drives that are mapped locally on the machine (if you see what I mean)
Thanks anyway
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:52, archived)

Back from storytime at the library,
have I missed anything interesting?
(FluffehNinja, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/483091
(Beeryman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:30, archived)

Is it just me who sees a link like that
and can guess which recent post it's referring to?
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/483086
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:35, archived)

Nope.
I can guess too.
(Beeryman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:35, archived)

The database was busy.
Noon.
( Easty hello my name is dr dolphin, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:24, archived)

"Sloggi trop bien la vie!"
Says the naked man with the missing tooth.
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:29, archived)

I *heart* yannick noah

( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:31, archived)

But what's he doing on my packet of knickers?

( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:35, archived)

Trying to get into them?

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)

Does anyone have any cocaine ?
I could do with getting out of here early so I can kill a few dogs to make sure there's a healthy supply of corpses for random help request bummings.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)

drugs are bad... mmkay?

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:17, archived)

I wish the b3ta server would stop taking them

( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:19, archived)

error
the database is too busy tripping out right now
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:22, archived)

please press the refresh button
and come back with jammie dodgers and orange juice
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:24, archived)

I (eventually) answered your questionb below
re ukonline's 8Mb service limitations.

Chuffing server problems.
(Beeryman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:25, archived)

15 gigglebites isn't it?
not very much if you're working all day
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:26, archived)

500
if a gigglebite is wot I think it is....
(Beeryman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:27, archived)

that's 100x more
than the ntl freedom... 500Gb a month should be enough... he does about 5-10Gb a day usually, 6 days a week
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:30, archived)

no,
but i have some diet coke, that any good?
( toxie, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:19, archived)

that gives you cancer of the balls and chinese aids
and makes you smell like a paranoid spaniard
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:27, archived)

Ah
but is it bad AIDS?
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:35, archived)

no
but i do have:
nicotine
valium
vicadin
marijuana
ecstasy
and alcohol
( The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:15, archived)

Does anyone have
a picture of Anne Widdecombe naked ?

I'm dying for a wank
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)

I have a picture of Anne Widdecombe
and I am naked.
Does that count?
(Beeryman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)

I am now wanking and dying,
just to complete the set.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)

would a naked pic
of mykeyboy in a wig do?
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)

Too good looking
but it'd do I suppose.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)

You watch yourself young lady
or it'll be a beasting for you!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)

promises promises

( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

here:
www.annewiddecombedoingbukkakeandtehgoastse.com
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)

*clicks*
*fwaps*
( Easty hello my name is dr dolphin, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)

Does anyone have the video of Rooney's wonder goal against Newcastle?
Yes, I've fucking googled it, as well as winMX, soulseek and kazaaed it.

Ta!
( Figure8 says hello, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)

Just down the road from where you are is an alley
in that alley is a dead dog.

*hands you some lube*
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)

Erm...
OK then...
( Figure8 says hello, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:43, archived)

Yeah.
Go and stick a dead dog up your arse.
(Him, not you.)
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)

"him not you"
that makes it crystal clear.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)

No no
It was Him, as in Jesus
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:48, archived)

Every time you post on b3ta talk
the baby jesus gets a bum wart
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)

a med wart
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)

med ?
This is sailing over my head like a pig filled with helium.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)

Take the post I replied to.
Remove 'a'.
Insert 'med'.
Remove 'wart'.
Now what does it say?
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)

Everytime you ....
the baby jesus gets med

Which makes less sense to me than a man with a fanny.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)

BUMMED!
sheesh, it's not hard!

:P
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)

It is now

( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)

was i alone in wondering
what the fuck "medbum" was?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:12, archived)

no

( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:23, archived)

*SPANG!*

( Geordie Al, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)

*bums you in the face*

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)

Ouch
My, the board is hostile today. No bum love for any of you!
( Figure8 says hello, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)

I'm afraid to post
[hides under desk, sharpens pencil]
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)

*feels incredible urge to unlurk*
*unlurks*
Football is wank!
*re-lurks*
(Beeryman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:43, archived)

this
plus Rooney looks like the missing link

good 'noon folks. I'm having such a shitty day, anyone want to swap?
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)

Everyone here always wants to fwap.
Eh?
Oh, swap.
Sorry.
(Beeryman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)

Yes.
First I had a heart attack inducing Gas Bill
and now I have been told that my lovely flat I am renting is going to be put up for sale.

I have been phoning estate agents all afternoon, to try and glean information on available properties, and I think I'm now about ready to go postal on them.

/fucking hates estate agents
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)

I'll share with you

or not
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)

What will you share?
If it's your fine collection of diseases, then I may be tempted.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)

Erm
move to Oxford and i shall tell you...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)

*packs dirty syringes*


*moves to Oxford*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)

try this
www.findaproperty.co.uk
( Undulating Tentacles of Love : Hung like a hearse., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)

It's complete and utter monkey wank.
Me: "Hello, I'm phoning about the property on the find a property website, ref: etc etc..."

Estate Agent: "What? You want me to get up off of my fat arse, waddle across to the filing cabinet & *actuall* give you some information on it!! HOW DARE YOU!!!"

Me: "I do apologise, but I am soon to be homeless, couldn't you take pity this once?"

E.A: "Well, I could, but that reference number pertains to a property not on our system. I would ask you some questions about what you're looking for, price range etc etc... but we're all fat mardy cunts here. Good bye!"

Me: *weeps silently as another tiny part of my soul is destroyed*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)

You live in the south

( Geordie Al, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)

Yes.
And Southern Estate Agents are bred directly from genetically spliced genes from Jim Davidson & Traffic Wardens.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)

This.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)

Why not
buy the flat?
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)

Hahahahahaahahahahahahaha!
being in scotchland has warped your fragile sense of house prices down here!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:54, archived)

Pov

( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)

Jew

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)

I shall shoulder charge the next person that asks me that.
It's going to be on the market for about £140k, meaning I'd need a deposit of £40k.

Which I don't have. As I'm a pauper.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)

That's
cheap where you live innit?

Why not consider a relocation relocation? I hear The North is cheap.
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)

your gas bill was only marginally higher than mine
(though we're in a house not a one-bed flat) and we hate this house, the lease is up in July and so far we haven't been able to find somewhere suitable that has cable. none of this has particularly contributed to the utter crappiness of today, and this week in general
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)

Can't live without cable??
*doesn't understand*
*lives where you can't get cable*
*manages ok without*
(Beeryman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)

Mr V works from home
using an unbelievable amount of bandwidth. cable is the only realistic option
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)

ukonline have just started doing
8Mb over your phone line for 29.99/month round here. Allegedly.
(Beeryman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

yeah but
is there a monthly download limit?
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

500GB enough?
Availability here - www.ukonline.net/broadband/?doc=exchangelist
(Beeryman, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:23, archived)

YOOOO!
I agree, footballing over paid pikeys.
/agrees
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)

I had the joy of seeing it in the flesh..
..Just go download the entire game from a torrent site
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)

frames?urghhh
www.dhost.info/andeh88/home2.html

in internet explorer that works fine...
but in mozilla etc its all fucked. any help? cheers x
('Andeh', Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/482580
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)

now what?
('Andeh', Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)

*phones RSPCA*

( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)

don't use frames
design using FF.
add fixes for IE.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)

..
ff?
('Andeh', Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)

Firefox
browser of sex-gods.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love : Hung like a hearse., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:42, archived)

firefox?

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:42, archived)

Dogs eggs
and a quart of cat curl
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)

works for me
/FF 1.0.3
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:42, archived)

Arggh! The scrolling text!
Plus, never use frames.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:48, archived)

But how else will I be able to
keep my signed picture of Dale Winton visible on top of my television*?



*pillow
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)

Sellotape it to your head dobber.
Works for my Arthur Mullard photo.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)