*yawns*
I'm knackered.

G'night b3ta.

*snogs*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:59, archived)

g''bye

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:01, archived)

Noight

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:02, archived)

ooh
goodnight
( manolith - there's a full moon over wowtown tonight, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:02, archived)

Night...
*bums*
( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:03, archived)

Night
*slips in some tongue*
( Taylorcamb, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:08, archived)

right
what is everbody up to?

personally, i have the day off tommorow, so i am sitting with a few beers, watching super size me with a big smile on my face, and a big mac in my hand
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:59, archived)

I'm
drinking kronenburg, listening to music and being a geek.
(Evil Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:02, archived)

FTL?
'ning btw



have I already ninged you?
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:05, archived)

bugger
i forgot that was on
( manolith - there's a full moon over wowtown tonight, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:07, archived)

oh oh oh
please could you clever people tell me ome torrent sites? really good ones... :)
( different_maybe R.I.P. MJ, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:34, archived)

torrentspy is pretty good.

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:36, archived)

*fwaps*
as is uknova
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:37, archived)

uknova's even relatively legal


well, relatively
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:39, archived)

h`ow can it be
it involves/promotes the sharing of recorded tv shows. thats not legal
( The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:46, archived)

it actively encourages purchasing TV shows that are available
and ones that aren't and won't be (for instance: Comic Relief, MOTD, Coronation Street, etc will never be released on DVD) are available.
Anything else (DVD rips, series that obviously will be released, etc are removed from the site...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:50, archived)

ok fair enough

( The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:04, archived)

Uknova still locks me out
Hmmm I wonder what they're up to in there...
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:47, archived)

You could find out
user: fruknova
password: bugmenot
(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)

suprnova
btefnet
isohunt
btubgirl
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:38, archived)

btubgirl
whats the full url?
( different_maybe R.I.P. MJ, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:39, archived)

it's not real
I'm being a cunt

also I just realised suprnova isn't working anymore, I think the other 2 still do though
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:43, archived)

awwww your not a cunt*
no i know about suprnova

*may mean you ARE a huge twating cunt
( different_maybe R.I.P. MJ, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:44, archived)

mUUUm!
That big boy twated* me again!


*pronounced "tway-ted"
(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:47, archived)

I'm a girl
you silly boy*

May possibly mean your dick is the size of a peanut**

**May mean the worlds smallest peanut
( different_maybe R.I.P. MJ, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:48, archived)

i'm quite enamoured with
moc.eriwemil.www

seems to have most of the good stuff
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:49, archived)

thanks
your backwards hunny
( different_maybe R.I.P. MJ, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:51, archived)

melborp on

(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:55, archived)

I have orp-eriwemil
and it's rather good gay. My router is fucked though so maybe this is why.
(Evil Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:53, archived)

We are offically the worst band in oxford
nightshift.oxfordmusic.net/2005/may/may.pdf

Huzzah, what good news.

We got the worst demo of the month award, interesting given we never asked for the cd to be reviewed

*edit* Cheers guys :)
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:56, archived)

well done
i do like the advert for www.pmtonline.co.uk also :)

edit: Page 9. Bottom right. Does this look familiar? www.deviantart.com/deviation/17008135/
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:59, archived)

not entirely what I was expecting

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:03, archived)

Nightshift is shit mate
dont pay attention

edit: i mean i remember them giving the candyskins a hard time a few years back...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:00, archived)

well, i've heard your stuff
and I reckon you're damned good!

stuff 'em, they know nowt!
( robh, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:04, archived)

Fuck 'em.
I like your stuff

*listens to 'if tomorrow was today' and rocks out*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:10, archived)

yes
this
(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 21:25, archived)

The first line amused me...simple things for simple minds...
www.ghoststudy.com/monthly/apr05/parlor.htm
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:43, archived)

pfft

(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:46, archived)

this

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:47, archived)

Theres some stupid photos on there...

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:47, archived)

you can get paid for mentalism?
*Belms at people on the street*
*9am-5pm only*
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:47, archived)

Quiet???...

T'is a ghost town in here...


/tumbleweeds

/insert wind sound
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:29, archived)

*parp*
Ok then.
( trev Bust a fox on, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:34, archived)

Shut up
you noisy cunt.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:34, archived)

shush!
im wanking.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:35, archived)

That's
a suprise.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:37, archived)

You wait till you look in your wifes womb

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:40, archived)

The site
was down earlier .. or everyone was hiding from me :/
(Copes, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:36, archived)

*jumps out from behind bush*
'ning,
now I have to go and fetch the wife from work
*jumps back behind bush*
( just mike, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:37, archived)

your wife works behind a bush?

(BorderlineFluffy, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:51, archived)

I'm actually
listening to ghost town by the specials right now

coincidence?
(Bittervirus laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:42, archived)

that's because we're all here
www.ftlfm.com/board
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:46, archived)

Seeing as we appear to have shagged* the /talk board
May I suggest that you slide on over to FTL FM

I will be on the air from 8.00, giving you the benefit of my sonorous soothing voice, you can listen here

And go here to look at my long, long list of requests.

You can then go here to make your requests, post abuse or helpful comments. And hey, maybe just maybe, make some new friends. So why not come an have a paddle in the shallow end?

What else would you be doing?

FTLFM.com, it's like /talk, but not b0rked!^{TM Gizmo 2004}

*Shagged is the technical term, some of you may not be aware of it. It means as much as use as Michael Winner.
( trev Bust a fox on, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:52, archived)

Yay!!
/ac
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:54, archived)

Gay.
/ac
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:56, archived)

May.
/ac
( leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:56, archived)

Touché
/ac
( The Running Man, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:01, archived)

Are you using gaydar 4.3?

/ac
( trev Bust a fox on, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:56, archived)

Boy those cats can sure fly

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:58, archived)

No, it has spyware
v4.0 works just fine, and knows what year it is

*hint*
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:02, archived)

ARGH
My Ears. They bleed!!!!! Thats song.... Noooooooooo......
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:33, archived)

Michael Winner
Always a loser
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:57, archived)

I am at work and therefore cannot currently tune in.
I'm sure it'll be agreat show though.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:57, archived)

Cheers
:)

Won't be the same without you.

/Radio smug voice
( trev Bust a fox on, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:03, archived)

*reminds you to get a more reasonable job*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:23, archived)

I am now at home with a nice cold beer.
Still waiting to see how much you will pay me to be your live-in bum-chum. :-)
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:28, archived)

Erm
half the rent

and thats my final offer
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:31, archived)

Hmm.... :-)
In the meantime, watch this right now.

This is going to rock so much.

*wets self in anticipation*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:33, archived)

I am so aroused by this


I would give up sex to watch this...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:34, archived)

Zombies and Asia Argento
directed by the man who started it all. It could be better than sex.*


*May have been a while since I had sex with another person so I may have forgotten how good it can be.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:37, archived)

No! No sex could be better than this!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:39, archived)

I may have to agree with you
*agrees*

*watches trailer for the 5th time*

*cums*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:40, archived)

GASH!
Im missing out on some quality DnB here listening to this music but its so cheesy i dont want to turn it off
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:25, archived)

BUM tish BUM tish BUM tishy BUM tish, BUM tish BUM tish
Flook Bonk
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:48, archived)

HUZZAH! a new post
I have no idea what to put in this reply though,
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:50, archived)

Its my new keyboard beat
made in Easy MIDI maker
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:51, archived)

Sir, Google is your friend...
/ac
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:51, archived)

Shove a dead dog up your arse you football-loving bastard
That's what I got earlier anyway
( The Running Man, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:51, archived)

That sounds like a response from young Comma.

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:53, archived)

Twas Woatgorrier and Mr. Tea
I was very hurt, tis not like I'm a troll or anything
/winge mode
( The Running Man, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:54, archived)

Mr Tea would have meant it in a joking way
noit sure about Woatgorrier though, he can be a bit too much at times.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:56, archived)

A friend of mine just proudly proclaimed that his penis
/ac

I wonder what I was on about when I posted this?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:58, archived)

Ah well
I got over it. Now the board's friendlier I might ask again, anyone have a link to Rooney's goal v Newcastle?

Yes I've googled, winmx soulseek kazaa and torrented it.
( The Running Man, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:58, archived)

Shove a dead dog up your arse you football-loving bastard
:-)


Just kidding. I have no idea in answer to your question.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:01, archived)

If a MOTD has been on since, showing the goal, then uknova.com will have the torrent

( leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:01, archived)

Ooh ta
Will dash off there now.
( The Running Man, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:04, archived)

well I don't like football
but dead dogs tickle my prostate me
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:53, archived)

OH FFS< I JUST SPILT BEER ON MY KEYBOARD
ITS WORKING FINE_ JUST AS IF I@M HOLDING THE SHIFT KEY DOWN

ARGH! COMMAS?FULL STOPS COME OUT AS CHEVRONS_ WHICH MEANS HALF MY POST VANISHES WHEN I HHIT PREVIEW
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:05, archived)

What a bummer.
Also, your situation is unfortunate.
( Malchickles, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:17, archived)

pfft
look who's talking...
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:31, archived)

John Travolta?

( leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:32, archived)

Pfft.

( Malchickles, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:33, archived)

Bobby Larkin?

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:49, archived)

BOBBY SIXKILLER

( leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:53, archived)

I think you'll find that it's not the beer making your text come out like that
The problem is that you have 'caps lock' on, and are typing with your nose.

It's an easy mistake to make.
( leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:19, archived)

leet mixed with a bork filter
is odd

"OoH FFSOoH FFS I JOoST SPILT BEER OoN MY KEYBOERD
ITS VORKING FINE_ JOoST ES IF I@M HOLDING THE SHIFT KEY DOVN

ERGH! COMMES?FOoLL STOPS COME OoOoT ES CHEFRONS_ VHICH MEENS HELF MY POST FENISHES VHEN I HHIT PREFIEV"
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:22, archived)

You own all of teh upload codes!!11!!1!

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:25, archived)

Ermmm......
you spelt 'PWN!!111!!on3!!!' wrong
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:29, archived)

What would help
is if you poured the remaining beer all over the monitor and PC. It might cause some sort of gigowatt overload that may...er....thingy.
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:23, archived)

why would having a space between fine & just
produce an underscore?
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:23, archived)

"It's working fine - just as if I'm holding the shift key down."
Obviously he didn't space before the dash.
( Malchickles, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:24, archived)

I still think he's faking for comedy effect

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:25, archived)

I often fake for comedy effect
/prozzieblog
( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:27, archived)

that hurts
*cries*
*doesn't tip*
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:28, archived)

Curses.
You beat me to that cheap joke by mear seconds.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:28, archived)

*fakes orgasm*

( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:30, archived)

Hey, it's better than nothing
*bums*

Ooh, another 30 minutes and I can go home.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:31, archived)

<tenuous Ray Mears joke>

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:30, archived)

I've just noticed
that his name is an anagram of 'Army Arse'
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:33, archived)

Click Here
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:29, archived)

hewre's a wierd question for y'all
anyone know of a really good room spray for when i do a really stinky shit?
( The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:00, archived)

Koala jizz.

( Malchickles, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:02, archived)

Anything
advertised by smiley blonde women badly dubbed into English.
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:02, archived)

Budgerigars live longer with Calgon
I believe that is sung by a blondey dubbed lady?
(Evil Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:05, archived)

Open a window,
saves money
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:20, archived)

Light a couple of matches
That makes the smell go away. A lighter will not work in the same manner.
(Evil Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:03, archived)

Does that really work?
Or is it a urban leg end?
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:07, archived)

No idea as I never rmake smells like that.
Error

The database is too busy to allow you to reply to things in the same half hour in which they were first typed.
(Evil Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:17, archived)

Neutradol.
Either in gel or spray form.
Works like a charm :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:22, archived)

all air fresheners make the air smell like shit
and air freshener. Open a window my friend.
( Jay, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:29, archived)

too much stink
the windows cannae handle my immense odour
( The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:45, archived)

Hentai
good or bad?

I'm on the fence about this...
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)

I find it hilarious

( leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:53, archived)

It depends on how raging your horn is.
And get you, Mr Kinky Fence Post Rider.
( Malchickles, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:55, archived)

Anything with blue pubes is fantastic.
NSFW
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:55, archived)

I love how you had that link ready

( leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:56, archived)

It's one of the first ones on Google Images, to be fair.
/didn't even need to look.
( Malchickles, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:57, archived)

This one makes me laugh like bejiggery.
NSFW
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:57, archived)

The nipples look like kids on a swing, pushing down at the peak to gain maximum momentum
It's quite sweet, really.
( leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:10, archived)

Wha...
They are just teh boobies.
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:45, archived)

Hahaha

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:58, archived)

Marge Simpson?

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:57, archived)

What the hell is going on with with crazy-hips woman?
They look sharp
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:57, archived)

I just had to look up what it was
It appears to be some kind of cartoon pr0n made by Japanese folk with a penchant for large eyes and spasticated looking characters who make friends with woodland and underworld creatures.
SHITE I say.
(Evil Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:01, archived)

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin one!
Yeas, that's about the gist of it. As I say, I'm on the fence. Some's ok, most's shite.
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:04, archived)

YAY
i just donated for the first time ever.

W00

*is happy now**
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)

do you have any money left
what with all the cocaine you buy?

/stirrer blog
:p
( manolith - there's a full moon over wowtown tonight, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)

oi oi
cheeky.

well im still at work so i just stole peoples lunches to make up for it
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)

Oi!
You're the only one on this thread without an icon...

get with the programme... ;)
( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)

eep
i was going to just now
but i opened my bank statement instead
its seeming like a bad idea at present but i will eventually
( manolith - there's a full moon over wowtown tonight, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:56, archived)

Rule One for Life - NEVER open bank statements.

( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:57, archived)

aye
i shoulda learnt by now. they always make me sad
( manolith - there's a full moon over wowtown tonight, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:00, archived)

I was terrified recently by mine
found out some E-bastard in Sweden has stolen 400 quid from me
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:02, archived)

What, just right now?
You got your icon quick.
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)

mine was instant
when i donated last week.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:47, archived)

Spacking Barney Jesus.
I had to wait nearly a month for mine, although that was over Christmas.
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)

It's been a week for me too...

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)

Have you emailed Cal?
Make sure he knows your ID number.
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)

yeah
instantly got it :)

/paypalisgreatblog
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:47, archived)

it automatically moves to icon chooser
if you paypal it.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:47, archived)

icon chooser?
that's a new invention...
actually, are there some new icons about?
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)

Not since the ninja, tooth, snail and monkey.
I should think we're about due some, though.
( Malchickles, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)

Mine was instant :D

( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/483313
Though that was about a year ago now.
( Malchickles, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)

Only because you give such good fellatio.

( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:51, archived)

Damn right I do.
*sucks self off*
( Malchickles, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)

*attaches pedometer*

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:57, archived)

Now maybe /talkers will accept you
;)
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)

indeed.
Well im going home now, be back in a hour or so i guess

/no-life
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:48, archived)

He'll need a thorough bumming first though.
You want the first go?

*hands strap-on*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)

wait till i get home
i will need lube

/leaves **back soon**
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)

This is b3ta/talk
we don't use yer fancy lubes here boy.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)

*passes the ACME Drying Cream*

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)

*bums without lube*
*on the tube*
*something something cube*
*errr..*
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)

You n00b

( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:53, archived)

I accidentally
used that in conversation the other day. Fenris was proud, but I felt I had let myself down, let my family down, let my friends down, let my random interweb acquaintances down..
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:55, archived)

I'd just like to point out that I was being ironic
and that my conversations now include words such as fwap, Mykey and fucksocks.
( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:58, archived)

I can only find one of a pair of socks. Where is the other?
UPDATE You can all stop looking now - it was under my pillow.
( leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)

Down my pants
/obvious
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)

No, I said "where is my other sock?".
Not "where is my father?".

Thanks all the same, though. A valiant effort.
( leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)

On your nob?

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)

I ate them with some fava beans
and a fine Chianti.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love lol u lukkd up an a seegul ploped in ur eyez lol, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)

the same place as nearly all my socks - try the back of the washing machine...
mine have some sort of teleporter - so I have taken to wearing odd socks as a fashion statement...

but as I seem to spend m,y life in Timberlands, DMs and Chuck Taylors - its not really a problrm
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)

Gizmo played Busted on the radio last night
Sort him out
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:47, archived)

Here
(if it's a blue one with a small leaf motif)
(Evil Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)

ooh you!
got your email and deleted.. :0)


_{i was going to suggest b3ta aswell - you seemed like a b3tan somehow..}
(. . . . ., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:51, archived)

arf

(Evil Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:52, archived)

:0)
la la la *skips off*
(. . . . ., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)

Padding out your underwear?

( Malchickles, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)

Well, not at the moment - i'm trying to get dressed, and failing.
I just need to go and buy cigarettes. and it's all going wrong.
( leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:47, archived)

HOP!
It's fun!
(Evil Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)

i just watcehd
2001 a space oddysey.

i'm very confused
( The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:40, archived)

the author was a kiddiefucker
and moved to a jungle somewhere to avoid being locked up.

/went to the same school
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)

My god...
it's full of stars!
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)

read the book
it all makes sense...apart from the trippy penultimate hyperspace scene
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)

The monkeys did it

(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)

Yes its a bit of head fuckerry at its finest
mine you, short circuit did the same thing to me...
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)

NO DISASSEMBLE NUMBER FIVE!

( so long and thanks for all the fish, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)

johnny fiiiiiiiiiiiveeee!

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)

part two
was a bag of jism
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)

johnny 5
is alive
( The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)

Short Circuit?
wha...
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)

Ning everyone.
How are you all?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)

well the wife's in a strop
cos i'm going for teh beers.

but on the plus side, i am going for teh beers and the wife's not coming.

so pretty good, all in all (and i got a shiny new icon)
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:35, archived)

I like the way you put that, sir.
Pint on me.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)

Your wife
hates all your friends AICMFP
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:38, archived)

Isn't that true of all wives?

( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:39, archived)

Well that's
just another reason not to get married!
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)

not really
it's a bonus - everyone needs to get away every now and again, so it's a handy release mechanism.

bit like fwapping.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)

Yup
Young, Free & Single...
( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)

OK
Free & Single
( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)

Well
Single...
( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)

welcome ladies and gentlemen
to the teviot moose thread

(he's here all week)
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)

she wouldnt be a wife
if she didnt
( lo, the Greebo Warrior doesn't update his sig often enough, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:39, archived)

my wife
has exams coming up and wants me to look after her, which i normally do, but not tonight.

I am seeing an old mate for the first time in a couple of years, as he is out in Leeds with his new girlfriend and her mates*

*who incidentally happen to be at nursing college but that has nothing to do with it.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)

Good luck to Mrs Bib!
Exmas suck, even when you're good at them..
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)

i shall pass on your warm regards*
*although due to an incident from before my marriage (but after i met her) i shall probably not describe you as "girl from internet".
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)

True
so so true
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)

Seme-a es usooel, tu be-a hunest.
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:35, archived)

You're typing oddly tonight.
Some sort of internet speech impediment?

wow, that would make the best virus
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:39, archived)

Hungry
and due to spend my evening getting weighed and recording fake orgasms. Fine and dandy thanks.

You?
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)

Why fake 'em? Also, why do you need to be weighed more than once in an evening?
I'm quite tired and hungry, although utterly content. Did my recording today and everything went rather spiffily 'part from about six notes.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)

You missed the saga?
We're recording ringtones, each with a different name. And I'll only get weighed once :) Fingers crossed!
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:40, archived)

Ohh, jadeviper's doing it too, isn't she?
Does fingers crossed = extra pleasure?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)

Yes - I'm off round to hers later :)
Fingers crossed I've lost a lb or two - once I've lost 3.5 more I don't have to pay for the bloody classes any more!
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)

what teh
fuck?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)

Been to sainsburys
Have all teh food, which i am now eating
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)

Which foods?
And are they good?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:40, archived)

Tomato and pasta salad
Tinned wanton soup with crusty rolls

Pie, chips and peas

I may never move again
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)

now that's a thought
*disappears to warm up curry from last night*
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:40, archived)

Fucking fed up
got a file evaluation and a essay due for tomorrow. Done neither and am frantically doing them both now
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)

What's a file evaluation?
.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)

They look at all the work you've (supposedly) done throughout the year
I'm so fucking screwed
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)

know how you feel mate
I've had two years to do four bits of coursework, and I've still got two missing. So I think I'm going to get asked questions along the lines of "What the fuck have you been doing all year?"
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)

My housemate has lost a field notebnook of his
its constitutes 70% of his grade. He's shitting them. The essay I've got to do is relatively easy, but its this folder sort out which is draining the time. That, and B3ta
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:48, archived)

I'm great apart from my right eye,
which is all sore and bloodshot and giving me a headache.
/stocked up on analgesics.

Edit: oh, and I'm mildly annoyed that there's 20 hours of work I should have been paid for today and haven't.
( Malchickles, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:38, archived)

symptom of over-fwapping
perhaps?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:39, archived)

Ooh, the fwap-report had the entire team laughing today.
Well done on bringing finance to a stand still :D
( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)

*bows*
Thank you!
( Malchickles, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)

Very probably.

( Malchickles, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)

Breasts.
What wonderful things they are.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)

you are so right
today at H&M the checkout girl had massive tits, a very small top and kept jiggling.

i swear i could see the pink half moon of a nipple.

*fwaps*
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)

surely that's the wrong way round
they should have fit birds around the shop so you stay in there longer
if you've only got two things when you get to the checkout, you're not going to go and get more...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:35, archived)

ah yes,
but perhaps i would buy single items many times, so as to see the norks more often.

(in reality, i would not buy cheap shirts for £12 each, but would go to a lap dancing establishment and see many norks completely naked for £10 a go).
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)

Yes. Yes zeey ere-a.
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)

So...
you didn't sack her then ;)

/wild guess
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)

Ah, she does not have nice breasts.
Even if she did, I still need to get rid of her as she is as much use as a chocolate teapot.

I still hate doing it though :-(
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:38, archived)

Is this the famed temp????
I'll swap her for our chocolate teapot...
( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)

Noooooooooo
'The Temp' or 'her scrumptiousness' as she is to be known, not only has curves in all the right places but is also damn good at her job. I'm actually trying to hire her permenantly. And I promises it's just because she is a good worker.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)

*looks down*
Yes, and it's important to remember this every now and again.
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)

Moobs?

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:40, archived)

There are
no moobs in my flat right now. Maybe I should invite a fat man round for tea.

On second thoughts, maybe I won't.
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)

You could borrow mine if you need some though

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)

*makes note*
Wel if you end up in Scotland you never know, you might even get a (highly sought after) invite for tea..
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)

The agency called me today to
let me know that a couple of other places in Edinburgh may be interested in my CV, so you never know!
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 19:01, archived)

Oooo
They are teh real boobies!!111

Can I come round and use them as pillows?
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)

No.
They are allocated. :D
( Dekazer, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:51, archived)

I can make an appointment?
If thats easier?
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:55, archived)

This
Just this
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:40, archived)

only if you don't have them

(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)

look at my new shiny icon
*beams with pride*
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:27, archived)

*luuks et noo sheeny icun*
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)

And I've just sent my 10 lottery tickets...

Edit : Beaming baby!
( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)

i put it on my credit card
so it's kind of like free.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)

Debit card for me...
I figure its payday tomorrow, so I won't notice...
( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:30, archived)

wow, that was quick
usually takes a week or so!
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:30, archived)

i think it's quicker
if you paypal it.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:31, archived)

I do though
maybe Cal was on holiday at the time
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)

He's probably at his desk right now, and we got lucky...
(so to speak)
( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)

Perhaps
he's taking it down deliberately, to elicit our monies!

A-HA!
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)

Well, it worked!

( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:39, archived)

I got mine within an hour or so.

( Malchickles, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)

*jiggles morks at you*

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:54, archived)

DUN DUN DUN
another one bites the dust
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:18, archived)

I got down on my knees
and I began to pray..
( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:21, archived)

.
pray fellate
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:35, archived)

Are you pushing your victims faces onto the tv cabinet again?

( leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:22, archived)

No
I'm nailing their heads to coffee tables
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)

Excellent news!

( leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:26, archived)

Ere-a yuoo poosheeng yuoor feectims feces oontu zee tf cebeenet egeeen?
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)

oooh-ran-joooze

( leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:25, archived)

zeee caaapreeee soooon
izz veeeerrre naaaiiice
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:26, archived)

(I'm Spertecooss neeeces nephoo's fezeer's oontie's uncle's grundme's cuooseen's bruzeer's next duur neeeghbors flet mete-a, Thoo 28 Epr 2005, 18:26, Ignure-a, Reply)
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:27, archived)

AYCMFP

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)

DOoN DOoN DOoN
unuzeer oone-a beetes zee doost
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)

b3ta talk
has entered the commuter-absence lull*.





*though a commuter, bob does not get to go home at normal times.


( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:07, archived)

it has also made me check what day it is
it's only supposed to fall over on Fridays :(

any non-donators, get yer money out. £10 is two bottles of wine or five pints... stay in this saturday and save b3ta :(
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:17, archived)

i will donate
as soon as the site goes a bit quicker.

i fancy an icon, anyway.

edit: woo hoo - i got one!
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:18, archived)

This
/oldbandwagon
( The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:20, archived)

and the board being rather borked lull
/not a commuter
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:18, archived)

Greatest TV show name ever
cunt ass

Hello all
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:42, archived)

is it a quiz show?
do they show you a picture and you have to tell whether it's a front or back bottom?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:44, archived)

on the radio?

(. . . . ., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:56, archived)

i never said it was easy...

( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:57, archived)

no, on bbc 2
at 7:00pm till 8:00pm


in scotland
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:58, archived)

oh yeah
*spangs self*
(. . . . ., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:01, archived)

thanks
saves me a job
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:02, archived)