I don't know why I care so much
When I shouldn't care at all
( GatheredCrustacean, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 6:26, archived)

because your gay

( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 6:44, archived)

Your
all gay, every single one of you

Ning b3ta.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 6:51, archived)

I'm not
*bums*
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 7:08, archived)

Ning sir.
Right, I'd better head off for another day of fun and frolics at work. At least it's Friday so I can go out and get trashed this evening and pretend this week never happened.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 7:10, archived)

Don't bother
It's not worth it
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 7:04, archived)

Because you have The Ataris in your head,
and it must be replaced immediately with good music.
( Mally Chickmas, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 7:14, archived)

Been long enough to bump that thread off now
www.play.com/play247.asp?page=title&r=CD&title=647173&p=34&g=48&pa=sr

w00t!

/edit: your all gay
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 1:31, archived)

No one is alivee

(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 3:03, archived)

nope
no one at all
( Xkimo was at work on, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 3:16, archived)

I'm nearly asleep
but vaguely intrigued. What is that album all about and why did you post it?
(Glassworks, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 5:14, archived)

*buzzer* Too late.
Sleeping time!
(Glassworks, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 5:17, archived)

ERK ERK ERK ERK
MWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
REEEEROOOOOREEEROOOOOREEEEROOOOREEEROOO

SLEEPING TIME
DINGALINGALINGALING
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 8:17, archived)

Stupid again.
In Flash MX 2004, I want to play frames 0-60 and then after frame 60 go back to play frame 30 onwards and then loop continuously between frames 30 and 60.

I've put go to and play 30 on the action frame code bit, doesn't work though, it just goes back to the start after frame 60 when I play it. Any help?
(Vamos!, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:54, archived)

Hi there.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 1:01, archived)

'lo.
I've actually put "Goto frame 30" as I was told yesterday.
(Vamos!, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 1:03, archived)

Where are my replies going?
/concerned
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 1:07, archived)

I know nothing about Flash MX
but do you have the whole thing set to loop which is over-riding your smaller loop?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 1:03, archived)

Maybe!
But if that's so, I can't find how to disable the bigger loop.
(Vamos!, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 1:07, archived)

make sure your code is executing
stick something like this in it

trace ("hello");
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 1:11, archived)

This is the error messge Flash gives me when I run it:
**Error** Scene=Scene 1, layer=Text, frame=60:Line 1: Syntax error.
goto frame 30

Total ActionScript Errors: 1 Reported Errors: 1
(Vamos!, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 1:13, archived)

the syntax is
gotoandplay (30);
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 1:14, archived)

Nice one!
Sorted! I'm far too bad at this FLash lark! Thanks though mate, and keep up the good work. **buys drinks**
(Vamos!, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 1:18, archived)

everyone starts somewhere
I've had my head in flash all week doing client work - so it's fresh in my mind.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 1:20, archived)

Just a quick update
The Gmail acocunt-filling is going reasonably well at 409MB. Everyone who hasn't read this thread, please do, and take part.

Thanks.
(Krunk Hey hey, ho ho, 1100110, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:46, archived)

why don't you fill it up yourself?
why wouldn't you unless you were trawling for email addresses?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 1:00, archived)

maybe he's like the guys in the guiness book of records who compete to eat the most pork pies?

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 1:13, archived)

a little song about rape
what would you you say
if i put my hand there
down by your side
over your underwear

what would you do
if i lay you right next to me
and opened your legs
without saying sesame

if i got you so drunk
that you couldnt fight back
made you my girl
how would you react ?
( connor, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:26, archived)

well
you did a good job with such dodgy subject material

i shall now fuck off to bed. goodnight all
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:31, archived)

dont let the bed bugs bite
many let the bed bugs bite

have you heard about them

no ?

they all died horribly
( connor, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:33, archived)

Another song about rape:
you ask me what everything is about and what i'm doing here
we look up to the stars, our dreams seem so near
you turn to me, and I punch you in the face
you fall to the floor, crying in disgrace
i push your face into the ground
still your cries make a muffled sound
with my free hand i rip off your dress
then I place my hands round your neck
i look down at my stiff cock
next to your arsehole, im ready to rock
your squirming makes it all the more fun
as my shaft slides into your bum
as i thrust you start to scream
harder and faster, my moves are obscene
your anus suddenly starts to bleed
lubricating my sex spree
im bored of this, i need something new
i have my hammer lying next to you
As I reach for it I put my lips to your neck
Lift the hammer and take a bite of your flesh
I chew, I smash, I chew, I smash
I chew, I smash, I chew, I smash
Your skull is broken and I like the inside
Think I'll take your head for a ride
Brains and blood spill across my loins
I enjoy the mess around my groin
As I ejaculate I think of my mother
She satisfied me like no other
But at the moment all I have is you
And though you're dead I'm far from through
I ready my knife, but stop and stare
As your body twitches here and there
Your brutalised corpse is a canvass to me
I stab and carve you up with glee
I love it when there's blood everywhere
I rub it on my chest, then prepare
To slit open your stomach so carefully
Then pull out your guts with childish glee
The necklace I wear is made from your insides
I dance around with unfathomable pride
Stretch, rub, swing, run
Bask in the glory of what I have done
I'm finished now, but before I go
There's one last thing that you should know:

I fuckin' hate emo!
(Krunk Hey hey, ho ho, 1100110, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:44, archived)

The database is too busy..
..at a quarter past midnight?!
Strange....


In other news, I have ALL the Galaxy Minstrels, and am reluctant to share..
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

minstrels = rubbish
like giant smarties but without the novelty of the different colours.
peanut m&m's on the other hand. yum!
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)

I like jelly beans
*has 1kg tub*
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:20, archived)

mmm
they are all of the good too
im not a big chocolate fan at all
i like gummi sweets
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:22, archived)

Same with me
But give me a bag of crisps or some dry roasted peanuts over sweets any day
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:33, archived)

Peanuts aren't for me..
*Waves fist of hate at peanutland*
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:21, archived)

*fills your shoes with empty shells in disgust*

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:26, archived)

mmmm
minstrels.
( Nile, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:24, archived)

If you do share I'll unbusy your databases

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:24, archived)

so, I got this spam e-mail
 
with the subject line, "3 poisoned and strangled".

The message was "are you feeling lonely?" - an ad for a dating site.

hmmm.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:03, archived)

gah
thats only gonna attract a very specific set of people. one that i would much rather avoid
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:06, archived)

I know
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=3+poisoned+and+strangled&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:13, archived)

*open*
*forward to everyone in address book*

/also just had one hell of a chip buttie
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)

HOI!
I 'ain't been around these parts in some time.

*wind whistles ominously*
*sneezes*

I have a cold atm. Please give me your miracle cures. I can pay in punctuation.

Note: must be a fast acting cure, have exams next week, importantish ones.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:44, archived)

Shove a cock up your nose.
Here, use mine.
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:45, archived)

That chicken smells funny.
It appears to be out of date.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)

drill a hole in your head
to let the devils out
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)

But where I can I get a decent drill from?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)

Here.
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:51, archived)

STOP!
www.tooled-up.com/Product.asp?PID=123038
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:57, archived)

HAMMERDRILL!
haha, cant believe someone actually went on the drill website
much less that anyone would find anything worth posting!
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:01, archived)

pretend you're not ill
Works for me, every time.
( Nile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)

Tried that.
It failed when I started falling over.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)

i prescribe some stabilisers
little wheels you can bolt to your legs

next patient
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)

Huzzah!
You are my saviour!

Wait...

What about running?
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:50, archived)

affix a small motor to the axle of the wheels
and you will be able to go at speed
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)

'lo!
 
lemons.

honey.

and whiskey.

yes.

oh, and codeine too, if possible.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:57, archived)

I love you.
And want to have your jelly babies.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 0:19, archived)

Anyone want to finish my chemistry open book paper for me?
/ignored it for two weeks and is now doing it the night before it's due in blog
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:38, archived)

what level
exam is it?
( icklepeach needs a sig, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:39, archived)

It's for the AS
but I'm carrying the subject through to A2.

It's really easy (it's about explosions) but I just can't be arsed to carry on at twenty to midnight.
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)

level 3
the obligatory snow level where you slip slightly whenever you stop moving
its the one just before the boss
you have 3 lives left
GO!
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)

Just copy
some of these. I can't be THAT disimilar surely?

www.levity.com/alchemy/texts.html
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:40, archived)

*bookmarks for later use*

( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)

Yeah I'll do it
All you need to know is that by mixing the purple stuff with the green stuff you get a very effective lubricant...although it can sting a bit.
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)

pfffft
nice, I'll try that!

does this lube corrode condoms though???
( icklepeach needs a sig, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:42, archived)

No need to worry about that
it dissolves the jism straight out of your cock, rendering you sterile, and unable to catch teh AIDS.
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:43, archived)

*makes notes*

( Nile, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:50, archived)

Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, ying tong yiddle i po,

(Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:30, archived)

.....
bananaphone!
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:33, archived)

Yes
chenjesu.plaz.net.nz/~sam/SpokenWordBananaphone.mp3
(Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:35, archived)

sounds like kryten

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:37, archived)

Looks like bedtime
gnite folks.
(Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:38, archived)

g'night
mr mon
( icklepeach needs a sig, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:39, archived)

night
mystery man
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)

Who wants to reply to a
really rubbish post?
(BorderlineFluffy, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:28, archived)

bagsy me
as long as I'm granted permission to quote my favourite line from Peep Show...
( Goat Meat Syndicate, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:31, archived)

i will respond
with an equally rubbish reply
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:32, archived)

I'll hijack the thread....
Just wondering if anyone has ever won anything on myoffers.co.uk or am I just wasting my time?
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:39, archived)

That KFC
advert, where they are singing with thier mouths full makes me feel sick and as such I will not be buying a KFC for a long fucking time.

-=Fast Food b3ta/talk themed night=-
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:17, archived)

Yes I fucking hate this
it sounds like a bunch of deaf people at karaoke...
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:25, archived)

pffft..

( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:28, archived)

Ha ha ha

( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:29, archived)

Yeah, I fucking hate it!

( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:29, archived)

FFS
Database too cunting busy - how can it be busy at this time of night?!
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:16, archived)

yeah
it was enough to drive me to donate
look at my shiny new icon!
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:22, archived)

smack and donkeys
I should stop before he sues me
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:34, archived)

I think rob
is spending all the donations on coke and whores
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)

What about the
ad money then? I dread to think where that goes.
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)

Sounds about right...
Maybe this is a cunning ruse to try and get us to stump up more cash?
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:24, archived)

worked on me

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:26, archived)

The man's a genius!

( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:32, archived)

I plan to make a film
called Sunday Dinner Me, where I eat Sunday lunch 3 times a day for a month. I will then sue the farmers for making me fat. Everytime my mother asks if I want seconds, I will say yes, then I will sue her for making me fat.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:02, archived)

ooh
scathing
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:03, archived)

Just got back from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
It was awesome...
( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:53, archived)

i saw it at 6 oclock
and douglas adams's's's's's sister, who plays a couple of cameos, was sat directly in front of me.

raaaaz.

i thought it was pretty good. kinda lacklustre in points though
(Heffer foiled, once again, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:55, archived)

Yeah,
Couple of bits were a bit meh, but I didn't stop grinning throughout...
( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:57, archived)

I'm hopefully going to see it when I'm off work at the end of May
if the UGC is still showing it.
( magnum, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:01, archived)

damn you
i was supposed to be going tonight
( GatheredCrustacean, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:06, archived)

I'm in a fantastic mood this evening
but I don't know why. How are you?
( my name is will now suck my cock, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/483603
( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:55, archived)

Despite this
www.b3ta.com/talk/483519

Im alright
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:56, archived)

They can shove it up their wankspouts.

( Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:58, archived)

I'd say that's a load of shit meself
I think you're a bit of class and everyone I've plsyed your stuff to thinks the same...
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:02, archived)

Cheers
its oxford, we arent "arty" enough. They prefer bulgarian folk jazz metal fusion.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/483569
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/483559
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:01, archived)

Graaaah!
Beer horn!
(FluffehNinja, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:27, archived)

*takes advantage*

( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:28, archived)

!

(FluffehNinja, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:29, archived)

*gets in line behind the TM*
form an orederly queue now people
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:30, archived)

Sorry, but only my boyfriend
or my hand will do.
(FluffehNinja, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:32, archived)

yeah yeah
now hold still
*bums*
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:36, archived)

You're not doing it right.

(FluffehNinja, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:37, archived)

sorry
i dont bum people very often so you should just feel honoured
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:38, archived)

nope, i feel sore.

(FluffehNinja, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:39, archived)

my work here is done
*looks smug*
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:41, archived)

Oi....
I'm first in line...

*bums*

There you go... sloppy 2nds..
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:37, archived)

Is it in yet?

(FluffehNinja, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:38, archived)

Oh damn...
inserts arm to elbow...

feel that?
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:39, archived)

Nope.

(FluffehNinja, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)

*toot toot*
or
*phwoar*?
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:29, archived)

cant it be both?

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:35, archived)

Definately number 2.

(FluffehNinja, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:36, archived)

nah
not into scat ta
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:42, archived)

wahoo!
i got an icon!
eat that whoever bitched at me earlier!

*flicks v's*
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:23, archived)

*eats*
well done mate... see, its easy when you ignore the bank!
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:25, archived)

ah yes
i thought it was you.
ive just looked down and there are far to many ninjas. im gonna switch to something else
maybe the tooth
/edit: yeah that'll do
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:26, archived)

I want a wee moose :o)
but I'll make do with a snail
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:27, archived)

design one
that'd be a challenge

hmm, what does your name refer to? i often wonder that about b3tans
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:28, archived)

The student union that I used to be involved in organising
was called Teviot Row House, and had a huge stuffed moose head over the entrance to the main dancefloor/debating hall/venue...

It was also rather famous for being stolen, taken "on holiday" and returned. Pic in profile.

/short version.
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:32, archived)

haha cool
anyone else want to reveal the story behind their name?
mine is rather pathetic, its just rhcp for red hot chili peppers, cos im a big fan. and the p ingeniously works as the first letter of paul. which is my name. amazing!
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:34, archived)

Gizmo was my nickname at a hotel I worked at
because I used to fix the computers when they spazzed out.
Conveniently, my gf at the time thought it was because I was cute (silly girl).

the .MP3 refers to my Shoutcasting, and because I felt like a change...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:36, archived)

FluffehNinja was my boyfriend's nickname for me
when we first met.
(FluffehNinja, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:38, archived)

Hugh Jarse
is just an affliction of God
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:42, archived)

Mine is because
i constantly tread the fine line between hugging everyone and stabbing them in the face with pointy garden accessories
(BorderlineFluffy, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:41, archived)

*stands at safe distance*
which is it today?
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:45, archived)

come here and i'll tell you, you sexy beast you
*hides hands behind back*
*one of them holds a care bear the other a ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. lot of dots*
(BorderlineFluffy, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)

mine is because
I am a boring cunt.
(Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:42, archived)

*yawns*



...sorry, you were saying?
(FluffehNinja, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:44, archived)

but
i still dont know who you are!
and i dont think i ever will
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:44, archived)

Oh well
one day it will all become clear (maybe)
(Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)

sellout
:P
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:26, archived)

well
i have been getting annoyed with the b0rkedness of the board today so i chipped in my pennies
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:32, archived)

this film - super size me.
I've never seen a film before where every single face you see on screen you instantly dislike and want to smack.

Never have I seen a bigger shower of cunts.

NEWSFLASH! EATING FAST FOOD MAKES YOU FAT.

Cunts
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:20, archived)

IT DOES WHAT?
Why was I not informed?

*sues fast food chains*
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:22, archived)

I want to smack that
smug vegan bitch round the face.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:23, archived)

did you hear her try to compare burgers to heroin addiction
graaarghh,
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:28, archived)

burgers badgers
(BorderlineFluffy, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)

this,
and my god it's making me hungry
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:23, archived)

Don't tell me what happens
I'm videoing it!
(Megaton Bob has nothing more to say, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:23, archived)

The butler
did it.
( rhetoriq ADHD proficient., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:25, archived)

he's was a ghost from the start of the film

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:25, archived)

I might not bother anymore
Now, what did i do with the Sixth Sense that i haven't seen
(Megaton Bob has nothing more to say, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:30, archived)

All your base are belong to me.

( Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 22:19, archived)