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There's cats on my chalk board.....

bloody things.
well...off to work now. : )
(Tue 16th Mar 2010, 10:45, More)

bloody things.
well...off to work now. : )
(Tue 16th Mar 2010, 10:45, More)
Look at him go! : D

Monkey nuts or nuts monkey? either way, he's not happy...
(Tue 9th Mar 2010, 0:07, More)

Monkey nuts or nuts monkey? either way, he's not happy...
(Tue 9th Mar 2010, 0:07, More)
: D making this...is part of an ongoing film o be...

just done this so far...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5U_YQaEnAk
(Wed 30th Dec 2009, 1:23, More)

just done this so far...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5U_YQaEnAk
(Wed 30th Dec 2009, 1:23, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Sticking it to The Man
Everyone gave their passport to HR to photocopy at work, some new law they say...
well I looked up this 'law', turns out I didn't have to. Not if you've been there for years.
I told them no, after a year of stress they finally gave in because I was right all along.
HA!
(Thu 17th Jun 2010, 23:11, More)
Everyone gave their passport to HR to photocopy at work, some new law they say...
well I looked up this 'law', turns out I didn't have to. Not if you've been there for years.
I told them no, after a year of stress they finally gave in because I was right all along.
HA!
(Thu 17th Jun 2010, 23:11, More)
» Real-life slapstick
Bin Jump
I thought it would be a great idea to jump over some bin one morning as I walked to the school bus stop. My mother probably wondered what was going on as I broke out of her hand grip and started running down the street at full pelt, right at the bin half way down the block.
Needless to say, my feet didn't make it over the bin and I fell down, hurting my knees and pride. So I got up and ran to the bottom of the street and hid round the back behind my nan's house as I felt so stupid.
No one knew where I was and a lot of people spent ages looking for me, for an hour or so. I could hear them calling me for ages but still hid.
When I heard talk of calling the police I had to give myself up.
I really didn't know to tell them.
(Fri 22nd Jan 2010, 0:02, More)
Bin Jump
I thought it would be a great idea to jump over some bin one morning as I walked to the school bus stop. My mother probably wondered what was going on as I broke out of her hand grip and started running down the street at full pelt, right at the bin half way down the block.
Needless to say, my feet didn't make it over the bin and I fell down, hurting my knees and pride. So I got up and ran to the bottom of the street and hid round the back behind my nan's house as I felt so stupid.
No one knew where I was and a lot of people spent ages looking for me, for an hour or so. I could hear them calling me for ages but still hid.
When I heard talk of calling the police I had to give myself up.
I really didn't know to tell them.
(Fri 22nd Jan 2010, 0:02, More)
» B3ta Person of the Year 2010
This is a hard one
Mutated Monty I'd say, for the quality. But then there are the regulars like happytoast, Wil, elvis the weathercock or cockweasil, fiend, these are just off the top of my head.
Are we looking for contributions via visual, audio, comments to our work or what?
I could name so many more. So so many.
(Fri 17th Dec 2010, 3:32, More)
This is a hard one
Mutated Monty I'd say, for the quality. But then there are the regulars like happytoast, Wil, elvis the weathercock or cockweasil, fiend, these are just off the top of my head.
Are we looking for contributions via visual, audio, comments to our work or what?
I could name so many more. So so many.
(Fri 17th Dec 2010, 3:32, More)






