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Hello You. Thanks for having a look at my profile. Here's a weenie bit about me ....

I am a Nile made out of peas

Some people just call me Penile.

Others, call me a mixture of names: Pitstop, Pitta, Peanut, Pea Pod, Pingu, Pen, Pep (no not that one), Miss P and Pep-pea are just some of them.

If you'd like to say hello, drop me a line at penny at pennypitstop dot combineharvister (which is where you can find my (never to be finished) website too). I'm also on MSN messenger, but you'll need to email me if you want that address.

Here's a small pic of me, I'm wearing a hat with kitten ears that my dear friend Rosie made me. She makes funky children's clothes.

You can view some of her collection at Rosie Life funky children's clothes (which is now live again and shows some very cool clothes)

That pic was taken by this lovely b3tan who's been very good friend of mine for a long time.

Oh, there's no need to scroll down any further. There ain't gonna be a front page there for a while yet.

Ta ra for now.
Do pop by and say hello again soon.

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» Fancy Dress

Toast my fancy dress
When I was about 7 my very 'inventive' dear mum made me a fancy dress outfit for a competition in Butlins where we were having our annual luxury holiday. The outfit consisted of a very girly pretty dress (think Shirley Temple) with toast sewn all over it. I held a banner with the words 'The Toast of Bultins in Bognor'. I didn't win (surprisingly) but did get chased by a angry (and obviously hungry) swan on the way back to the chalet.
It's scarred me for life, I've never been able to wear toast since.
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 19:42, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

My boss, who is a complete pessimistic hypochondriac
called me over (in a frantic mad panic kind of way) whilst he was at his PC; "Quick my computer has got a virus, the screen is shaking violently, come here quickly, what can we do?!"

I rushed over to discover his stapler resting on his return key!
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 22:37, More)