Profile for Young Master Ploppy:
31, male, currently based in London and embarking on a painstaking program of experimentation to disprove the notion that cats always land on their feet.
Often to be found pointing small rodents in the direction of Durham Cathedral.
Too busy at work to post as much as he'd like.
Has played guitar and bass for about 17 years now, and reckons that the fame and fortune thing isn't what it's cracked up to be. Apparently.
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31, male, currently based in London and embarking on a painstaking program of experimentation to disprove the notion that cats always land on their feet.
Often to be found pointing small rodents in the direction of Durham Cathedral.
Too busy at work to post as much as he'd like.
Has played guitar and bass for about 17 years now, and reckons that the fame and fortune thing isn't what it's cracked up to be. Apparently.
Recent front page messages:
I have some strange things in my head today
EDIT: Yay! FP! Goshdarnit, Magic Donkey, you am der man!
(Fri 4th Jul 2003, 12:15, More)
EDIT: Yay! FP! Goshdarnit, Magic Donkey, you am der man!
(Fri 4th Jul 2003, 12:15, More)
I couldn't resist
Someone posted a hand-drawn, painstakingly-well-made animation of Vader and Obi-Wan duelling with lightsabers last week. And I just couldn't resist it.....
sorry.....
(Wed 5th Mar 2003, 10:59, More)
Someone posted a hand-drawn, painstakingly-well-made animation of Vader and Obi-Wan duelling with lightsabers last week. And I just couldn't resist it.....
sorry.....
(Wed 5th Mar 2003, 10:59, More)
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» Failed
Spectacularly failed to get into Oxford - failed it HARD!!!
I was at the world-famous Oxford University, interviewing for a place on the Physics course, and I was the first to be interviewed by Dr Brooker.
I'd been warned about Dr Brooker by the student looking after us - "do NOT attempt to bond with him!" she said. "He has NO sense of humour - don't even try!". Righto, I thought.
Off I went to to an hour of abject torture - I've never felt so out-of-my-depth before or since.
When I got back to the communal room, I opened the door, a broken man. "How was it?" someone asked. I immediately launched into a rant about the perverse evil of Dr Brooker, including an in-depth discussion of his satanic chicken-buggering tendencies, and a graphic description of the images in my head of him buggering a tesco's frozen chicken behind his desk and dancing naked around vestal virgins on the hillside, smeared on blood. I thought it was actually quite funny...
No-one laughed. They just stared open-mouthed. Someone slowly shook their head. I turned round, knowing what I would see... and true enough, there behind was Dr Brooker, entering his room opposite.
Apparently this tale became almost an urban legend - if anyone here actually *went* to Wadham College, Oxford, and heard that story - yes it's true. It was me.
If you're going to fail - fail in style, I say....
(Fri 5th Jan 2007, 11:40, More)
Spectacularly failed to get into Oxford - failed it HARD!!!
I was at the world-famous Oxford University, interviewing for a place on the Physics course, and I was the first to be interviewed by Dr Brooker.
I'd been warned about Dr Brooker by the student looking after us - "do NOT attempt to bond with him!" she said. "He has NO sense of humour - don't even try!". Righto, I thought.
Off I went to to an hour of abject torture - I've never felt so out-of-my-depth before or since.
When I got back to the communal room, I opened the door, a broken man. "How was it?" someone asked. I immediately launched into a rant about the perverse evil of Dr Brooker, including an in-depth discussion of his satanic chicken-buggering tendencies, and a graphic description of the images in my head of him buggering a tesco's frozen chicken behind his desk and dancing naked around vestal virgins on the hillside, smeared on blood. I thought it was actually quite funny...
No-one laughed. They just stared open-mouthed. Someone slowly shook their head. I turned round, knowing what I would see... and true enough, there behind was Dr Brooker, entering his room opposite.
Apparently this tale became almost an urban legend - if anyone here actually *went* to Wadham College, Oxford, and heard that story - yes it's true. It was me.
If you're going to fail - fail in style, I say....
(Fri 5th Jan 2007, 11:40, More)
» Pure Ignorance
More Americans and their ballistic approach to Geography
yank: So where are you from?
me: England
yank: What - the actual city of England?
me: England is a country
yank: Whatever.... so how far is England from London?
me: London is in England
yank: Right, right...but it's pretty near to the UK, right?
me: (shakes head and walks away)
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 10:17, More)
More Americans and their ballistic approach to Geography
yank: So where are you from?
me: England
yank: What - the actual city of England?
me: England is a country
yank: Whatever.... so how far is England from London?
me: London is in England
yank: Right, right...but it's pretty near to the UK, right?
me: (shakes head and walks away)
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 10:17, More)
» When I met the parents
I don't know, you try to impress, and look what happens....
My (Chinese) GF had been teaching me Cantonese, and I'd thought I was doing SO well.... So when we met her parents for dim sum, I thought I'd compliment her mum's new perfume, and proudly said "Lei hyung!" - meaning, loosely, "you smell nice" - and felt very chuffed with myself.
...unfortunately, Cantonese can be a right bugger to pronounce properly, and what actually came out was more like "lei hai yeung" - which apparently means "you cunt face".
...oops....
(Fri 20th May 2005, 12:48, More)
I don't know, you try to impress, and look what happens....
My (Chinese) GF had been teaching me Cantonese, and I'd thought I was doing SO well.... So when we met her parents for dim sum, I thought I'd compliment her mum's new perfume, and proudly said "Lei hyung!" - meaning, loosely, "you smell nice" - and felt very chuffed with myself.
...unfortunately, Cantonese can be a right bugger to pronounce properly, and what actually came out was more like "lei hai yeung" - which apparently means "you cunt face".
...oops....
(Fri 20th May 2005, 12:48, More)
» Job Interviews
Does a spectacular failure in an oxford uni interview count?
Not strictly a job interview, but I'm sure it affected my employability.
I was at the world-famous Oxford University, interviewing for a place on the Physics course, and I was the first to be interviewed by Dr Brooker.
I'd been warned about Dr Brooker by the student looking after us - "do NOT attempt to bond with him!" she said. "He has NO sense of humour - don't even try!". Righto, I thought.
Off I went to to an hour of abject torture - I've never felt so out-of-my-depth before or since.
When I got back to the communal room, I opened the door, a broken man. "How was it?" someone asked. I immediately launched into a rant about the perverse evil of Dr Brooker, including an in-depth discussion of his satanic chicken-buggering tendencies, and a graphic description of the images in my head of him buggering a tesco's frozen chicken behind his desk and dancing naked around vestal virgins on the hillside. I thought it was actually quite funny...
No-one laughed. They just stared open-mouthed. Someone slowly shook their head. I turned round, knowing what I would see... and true enough, there behind was Dr Brooker, entering his room opposite.
Apparently this tale became almost an urban legend - if anyone here actually *went* to Wadham College, Oxford, and heard that story - yes it's true. It was me.
If you're going to fail - fail in style, I say....
(Mon 24th Jan 2005, 14:49, More)
Does a spectacular failure in an oxford uni interview count?
Not strictly a job interview, but I'm sure it affected my employability.
I was at the world-famous Oxford University, interviewing for a place on the Physics course, and I was the first to be interviewed by Dr Brooker.
I'd been warned about Dr Brooker by the student looking after us - "do NOT attempt to bond with him!" she said. "He has NO sense of humour - don't even try!". Righto, I thought.
Off I went to to an hour of abject torture - I've never felt so out-of-my-depth before or since.
When I got back to the communal room, I opened the door, a broken man. "How was it?" someone asked. I immediately launched into a rant about the perverse evil of Dr Brooker, including an in-depth discussion of his satanic chicken-buggering tendencies, and a graphic description of the images in my head of him buggering a tesco's frozen chicken behind his desk and dancing naked around vestal virgins on the hillside. I thought it was actually quite funny...
No-one laughed. They just stared open-mouthed. Someone slowly shook their head. I turned round, knowing what I would see... and true enough, there behind was Dr Brooker, entering his room opposite.
Apparently this tale became almost an urban legend - if anyone here actually *went* to Wadham College, Oxford, and heard that story - yes it's true. It was me.
If you're going to fail - fail in style, I say....
(Mon 24th Jan 2005, 14:49, More)
» * PFFT *
Waking yourself up
My beloved other half has woken herself up before, with a bum-cheek-billowing midnight ripsnorter whilst asleep.
'Twas very cute to hear :
her: *snore*
her: *snore*
her: *snore*
her: *FPHTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTH!*
her: Huh?Wha?Uh? Wha' happened?!?!
me: (chortling) You farted
her: no I didn't!
me: yes you did!
her: oh....
her: *snore*
her: *snore*
(Wed 18th Jul 2007, 16:49, More)
Waking yourself up
My beloved other half has woken herself up before, with a bum-cheek-billowing midnight ripsnorter whilst asleep.
'Twas very cute to hear :
her: *snore*
her: *snore*
her: *snore*
her: *FPHTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTH!*
her: Huh?Wha?Uh? Wha' happened?!?!
me: (chortling) You farted
her: no I didn't!
me: yes you did!
her: oh....
her: *snore*
her: *snore*
(Wed 18th Jul 2007, 16:49, More)