» Blood

noises like a chipmunk
This takes place some years ago.

It was dark and I was in bed with a lady, kneeling between her legs while she assumed the position with her knees in the air, making noises like a chipmunk.

Due to various chemicals consumed, my memory's a bit hazy, but I can distinctly remember thinking how wet she was and how that was a good sign that I was doing a rather excellent job.

She was very, very wet.
With an unfamiliar taste,
a metallic taste...

So I turned on the light.

I'd got menstrual blood all over my face, matted in my hair and running down my chest. Not to mention the bedclothes.

She was very apologetic. I said not to bother, it wasn't her fault etc.
After a quick swill of my upper body, I returned and messed up my lower body (I'm sure no-one needed to know that last bit).
(Sun 10th Aug 2008, 10:32, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

A road near is
is called Kipling Road.
For years, the sign's been changed by generations of youths to the surreal Pling Road

Now with the addition of a bit of black marker, it's Bling Road
(Sat 5th May 2007, 15:43, More)

» Procrastination

I should be writing a 3000 word assignment
Yet I'm alternating between B3ta, The Register and Fallout2.
(Fri 14th Nov 2008, 13:32, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

Launceston Rugby Club
(or some other rugby club in Cornwall)

I was rather wrecked & hitchiking from Scotland on new years eve 1996 (don't ask)...

& I ended up crashing on the floor of the corridoor just inside the door

Not very interesting, but, I think, unique
(Wed 3rd Jan 2007, 23:13, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

A can of snails
with their shells in a clear plastic tube extending from the top.
I gave it as a Christmas present to my sister in law, who gave it back to me the following year.
It went out of date in 2002.

A pair of wooly gloves with the utility mark (cc41) on them.
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 9:59, More)