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Hello. I'm Fudgebags (also known as Jamie). Supposedly I'm meant to be a doctor now. I like guitars, banjos and Swedish things.
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Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
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You're defecation. You have many different names.
You smell really bad, and always seem to show
up late for meals. You are usually strong and
solid, and sometimes it can be painful to have
you go. You like to change the way you look
and surprise people. You are just crawling
with bacteria and germs, but most dogs love
you.
Which bodily discharge are you?
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Hello. I'm Fudgebags (also known as Jamie). Supposedly I'm meant to be a doctor now. I like guitars, banjos and Swedish things.
This is me -
My Last.fm profile is here.
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
You're defecation. You have many different names.
You smell really bad, and always seem to show
up late for meals. You are usually strong and
solid, and sometimes it can be painful to have
you go. You like to change the way you look
and surprise people. You are just crawling
with bacteria and germs, but most dogs love
you.
Which bodily discharge are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
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» Best Graffiti Ever
Glasgow University Library toilets..
Next to the toilet roll dispenser someone has written:
"Social science degrees - please take one"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:46, More)
Glasgow University Library toilets..
Next to the toilet roll dispenser someone has written:
"Social science degrees - please take one"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:46, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Another one
on the ceiling above the toilet:
"If you're reading this, you've probably just pissed on your shoe"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:47, More)
Another one
on the ceiling above the toilet:
"If you're reading this, you've probably just pissed on your shoe"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:47, More)
» Road Rage
I was driving home today
and was stuck righ behind a bus that was picking up and dropping off quite a few people. Now, some clever people had parked in the bus stop, so he had to stop in the middle of our lane and because there was an island in the middle of the road, me and the line of traffic were stuck behind him.
Now, not his fault - he has to stop where he can. So I sat patiently behind him for about a minute and a half until he finally moved. As he was pullin off, he decided to stick his arm out the window and give me the finger - for no apparent reason.
I was raging, and finally caught up with him at traffic lights and rolled my window down to ask him why.
Me: "Why did you give me the finger?"
Him: "Cause you were sitting blasting your horn, that's why."
Me: "No I wasn't. Noone was blasting their horn at all."
Him: "Oh"
If their eyesight is half as bad as their hearing, that'll explain a lot of their driving...
(Thu 12th Oct 2006, 22:14, More)
I was driving home today
and was stuck righ behind a bus that was picking up and dropping off quite a few people. Now, some clever people had parked in the bus stop, so he had to stop in the middle of our lane and because there was an island in the middle of the road, me and the line of traffic were stuck behind him.
Now, not his fault - he has to stop where he can. So I sat patiently behind him for about a minute and a half until he finally moved. As he was pullin off, he decided to stick his arm out the window and give me the finger - for no apparent reason.
I was raging, and finally caught up with him at traffic lights and rolled my window down to ask him why.
Me: "Why did you give me the finger?"
Him: "Cause you were sitting blasting your horn, that's why."
Me: "No I wasn't. Noone was blasting their horn at all."
Him: "Oh"
If their eyesight is half as bad as their hearing, that'll explain a lot of their driving...
(Thu 12th Oct 2006, 22:14, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
Well.
I once saw an advert for a magazine on the side of a bus. One of the articles I could see was that old classic: "Why rich women have more orgasms..."
Now, me being at that nasty mischievious age, decided to ask my mum whilst we're driving along what an orgasm was, knowing quite well (from playground know-how) what it was. Her reply still makes me laugh to this day... "Uhh, ermmm. It's a type of plant. Now shut up Jamie...."
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 19:15, More)
Well.
I once saw an advert for a magazine on the side of a bus. One of the articles I could see was that old classic: "Why rich women have more orgasms..."
Now, me being at that nasty mischievious age, decided to ask my mum whilst we're driving along what an orgasm was, knowing quite well (from playground know-how) what it was. Her reply still makes me laugh to this day... "Uhh, ermmm. It's a type of plant. Now shut up Jamie...."
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 19:15, More)
» Teenage Parties
Condomfest!
We used to have cracking parties back at school. Usually they would involve someone ending up in hospital or the police coming to chuck people out, but one party stood out over all.
It was our mate's 16th birthday party and his parents were allowing him to have it at home whilst they went out for the night. Earlier in the day, this guy had sneaked into a gay bar and nicked a bowl of anal condoms from somehwere in the place. Halfway through the party, he brings out this bowl, rips most of them open and throws them round the place to be used as balloons. i'm talkin at least a hundred.
People start blowing them up, hiding them in the kettle and everywhere else they can put them, and then everyone buggers off, leaving the four of us who are staying the night to clear the mess up in half an hour before his parents came home.
Well, mum and dad come home to find us with a binbag full of condoms, and several of her prized ornaments with rubber hats on. She threw us out, and all we could hear from inside the house was "Do you know how much it costs for a twelve pack of these???"
He was never allowed another party...
EDIT: and they never found the one in the kettle until after they'd had a cup of tea in the morning...
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 15:26, More)
Condomfest!
We used to have cracking parties back at school. Usually they would involve someone ending up in hospital or the police coming to chuck people out, but one party stood out over all.
It was our mate's 16th birthday party and his parents were allowing him to have it at home whilst they went out for the night. Earlier in the day, this guy had sneaked into a gay bar and nicked a bowl of anal condoms from somehwere in the place. Halfway through the party, he brings out this bowl, rips most of them open and throws them round the place to be used as balloons. i'm talkin at least a hundred.
People start blowing them up, hiding them in the kettle and everywhere else they can put them, and then everyone buggers off, leaving the four of us who are staying the night to clear the mess up in half an hour before his parents came home.
Well, mum and dad come home to find us with a binbag full of condoms, and several of her prized ornaments with rubber hats on. She threw us out, and all we could hear from inside the house was "Do you know how much it costs for a twelve pack of these???"
He was never allowed another party...
EDIT: and they never found the one in the kettle until after they'd had a cup of tea in the morning...
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 15:26, More)