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Rainbow Trout
Sorry about this but you know what they say better out then in
(Tue 10th Jun 2003, 19:16, More)
Sorry about this but you know what they say better out then in
(Tue 10th Jun 2003, 19:16, More)
Spider Monkey
Edit: you love me you really love me (first FP thank you)
(Tue 10th Jun 2003, 18:40, More)
Edit: you love me you really love me (first FP thank you)
(Tue 10th Jun 2003, 18:40, More)
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» Useless Information
The arachnid with the most deadly poison?
The daddy longlegs!
got no teeth though.
Gutted
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 15:14, More)
The arachnid with the most deadly poison?
The daddy longlegs!
got no teeth though.
Gutted
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 15:14, More)
» Job Interviews
Golf
Recently we were interviewing for a position at our company and the interviewee's second name was a golfing reference (par), now we had this a week before with someone called pie and so two of the people going to interview him decided they would get as many golf references in to the conversation as possible. The thing was they were playing against each other with a third 'moderating' and taking scores.
Things were even (about 7 all) until right as they were leaving A won by pulling out the old I'm a bit GREEN today as I was out on the piss last night and I've got those massive solid BOGEYS that you get after a night on the beers thus clinching the competition in the dying seconds
The guy in question was told about the competition when we phoned him about coming back to meet some more people in the company and sprayed his coffee over his computer while trying not to laugh and so we hired him.
(Mon 24th Jan 2005, 17:01, More)
Golf
Recently we were interviewing for a position at our company and the interviewee's second name was a golfing reference (par), now we had this a week before with someone called pie and so two of the people going to interview him decided they would get as many golf references in to the conversation as possible. The thing was they were playing against each other with a third 'moderating' and taking scores.
Things were even (about 7 all) until right as they were leaving A won by pulling out the old I'm a bit GREEN today as I was out on the piss last night and I've got those massive solid BOGEYS that you get after a night on the beers thus clinching the competition in the dying seconds
The guy in question was told about the competition when we phoned him about coming back to meet some more people in the company and sprayed his coffee over his computer while trying not to laugh and so we hired him.
(Mon 24th Jan 2005, 17:01, More)
» Rock and Roll Stories
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9am on a friday morning
Glasgow airport smoking room
Suger babes puffing away like their lives depended on it
Classy girls each and every one of them...
(Thu 29th Jun 2006, 23:12, More)
...
9am on a friday morning
Glasgow airport smoking room
Suger babes puffing away like their lives depended on it
Classy girls each and every one of them...
(Thu 29th Jun 2006, 23:12, More)
» Petty Sabotage
There was this one time
I was in a city where I didn't belong (I'm a cop) and there were two other cops out side my hotel watching me so I sent them out a breakfast platter and while that was being delivered to their car and they were distracted I snuck around the back a put banana up their exhaust pipe.
Ha! the look on their faces*
*might not be 100% me
(Thu 5th May 2005, 15:06, More)
There was this one time
I was in a city where I didn't belong (I'm a cop) and there were two other cops out side my hotel watching me so I sent them out a breakfast platter and while that was being delivered to their car and they were distracted I snuck around the back a put banana up their exhaust pipe.
Ha! the look on their faces*
*might not be 100% me
(Thu 5th May 2005, 15:06, More)
» Accidental innuendo
BIt of a French Language mixup...
Was sat in a nice café in Marseille looking at the menu when I exclaim to my French friend "J'aime la Moule" at which point she stared at me with a look of horror on her face her face before breaking down in hysterical laughter...
Anyway, took a little while for me to get to the bottom of it but she finally explained to me (while wiping tears out of her eyes) that, in France a euphemism for 'teh lady bits' is Moule (mussel) and so if you are going to exclaim something like that in public it is best to make sure you always say 'mussels and chips' (moule et frit) less there be some kind of unfortunate misunderstanding...
(Tue 17th Jun 2008, 11:53, More)
BIt of a French Language mixup...
Was sat in a nice café in Marseille looking at the menu when I exclaim to my French friend "J'aime la Moule" at which point she stared at me with a look of horror on her face her face before breaking down in hysterical laughter...
Anyway, took a little while for me to get to the bottom of it but she finally explained to me (while wiping tears out of her eyes) that, in France a euphemism for 'teh lady bits' is Moule (mussel) and so if you are going to exclaim something like that in public it is best to make sure you always say 'mussels and chips' (moule et frit) less there be some kind of unfortunate misunderstanding...
(Tue 17th Jun 2008, 11:53, More)