» Ignoring Instructions

The Medication is working
I once saw a sign saying 'Please ignore this sign!'

I still have nightmares!!!!
(Fri 5th May 2006, 19:01, More)

» Claims to Fame

Sacked Tom Jones
My Grandad sacked Tom Jones when he worked on a building site in Cardiff. When he came on the TV he would alway mutter under his breath 'lazy bastard!'
(Sun 27th Feb 2005, 12:55, More)

» Panic Buying

My Mum
I Once forgot to get my mum anything for Xmas. On the big day I was busy stuffing a turkey with a carrot in my mouth when I was reminded of said fact. That year my Mother recieved a Carrot with a bite out of it. I was never able to foget it
(Tue 27th Dec 2005, 22:12, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Rat Poison
When my grandmother found the all her 'Hundreds and Thousands' cake decoration had gone. She ask us all if anyone had done anything the this jar of rat poison. Of course my brother and I denied all knowledge, I then felt the need to go to bed as I didn't feel very well and fled upstairs. She never came up to tell me I wasn't going to die!
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 23:14, More)