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Is this a badger I see before me,
the hindquarters toward my hand?
Come, let me shop thee!

I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
to feeling as to sight?

Or art thou but a badger of the mind,
a false creation,
proceeding from the b3ta-oppressed brain?



Recent front page messages:

as was...


the Millennium Turtle...

rp from 2556551

Edit: crikey! fp!
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 13:33, More)

About time too...


Been done? I care not...

(Edit: FP! Thank you kindly, good sirs...)
(Sat 21st Jun 2003, 0:49, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Embarrassing Injuries

do you mean
embarrassing spelling mistakes?
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 12:24, More)

» Spoooky Coincidence

the number of people reporting spooky concidences...
... is exactly the same as that predicted by statistical analysis.
(Thu 8th Feb 2007, 14:28, More)

» Weird Traditions

I make
little boats for witches, out of eggshells.
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 14:48, More)

» Pubs

Wedding reception,
Haberman: "I'll have a Black Russian"

Bar: "Eh? What's that?"

H: "Oh, it's half vodka, half Kahlua"

B: /half fills a 250ml glass with vodka, tops up with Kahlua

H: "Thanks"

H: /wanders off, needing no more alcoholic beverages for the immediate future


EDIT: reading back a page or few ... thankfully I didn't ask for a white russian instead!
(Thu 12th Feb 2009, 16:49, More)

» Spoilt Brats

in the supermarket...
a mother and teen daughter. Daughter attempts to sneak a packet of choccy biscuits into the shopping trolley; the mother spots this and puts them back on the shelf.

Defiantly, the stroppy teen tries again ...

... but the mother then threatens to throw a strop at high volume unless the recalcitrant teen behaves.

The choccy biscuits stay on the shelf.


Does it count if it's the parent threatening to throw a tantrum?
(Thu 16th Oct 2008, 11:50, More)
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