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» Worst Record Ever

Worst song ever
The Fast Food rockers, agony for my ears.

'McDonalds, McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken
and a pizza hut'

And to top it all off they wear hats with plastic burgers on top
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 17:46, More)

» Local Nutters

In my village theres very fat man
theres a seemingly jolly fellow who looks harmless enough until he looks at you, then you can see the demented eyes, the wild hair that hasn't been combed in years. Then you know, you know hes singled out you for todays question.

Thinking hard, the wrinkles on his forehead clenched tight in concentration he picks a subject. Then he prepares his expressions for the question.



Standing there, looking bemused, just hoping that he'll look away soon and choose another hapless victim. But no, nothing but the eerie silence and his evil stare.


He would then offer to show his collection of "badges"

Politely refusing, sidling on by, once again managing to escape from the horrors of SLIGHTLY MENTALLY RETARDED BUT HARMLESS ALTHOUGH STILL QUITE SCARY MAN
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:22, More)

» Breakin' The Law

not done nowt, me

(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 8:28, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

Foolish people
Had to help some old person with their internet
problem, told me they couldn't access the net
through their browser. Tried lots of things and
everthing was set up correctly, so I asked the
guy to show me the problem. So he launched IE,
saw the homepage then said; "Well, that's not
very good" and promptly closed the browser. Never
did work out why he did that.
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 13:01, More)

» Best Comebacks

"You're annoying and we hate you"
"Your all gay"

or of course the playground classic:
"I know you are, but what am I?"
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:27, More)
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