» The last thing that made me cry

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on b3ta.
(Sat 16th Apr 2005, 17:57, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

first
Smoked
edit: dammit
(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 11:49, More)

» I just don't get it

Busted
Or McFly
Or why anyone would ever _choose_ to listen to tuneless pap.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 20:42, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Another one
George Bush and Tony Blair sitting in a cafe, talking about stuff. (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
The waiter, whos a bit of a wisearse, gives them their coffee, and then asks: "so, who are you plotting to kill now?"
Bush turns and replies: "Well tomorrow I'm gonna nuke Pakistan, and the day after, i'm gonna shoot your mum"

Waiter: "No. Don't kill my mum! What's she ever done wrong!"

Bush turns to Blair and goes: "See! Told you no-one cared about the Pakis"


/not racist. or sick. honest.
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 14:54, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

More diana jokes
What was the last thing to go through Diana's head when she died?





A: Her ribcage
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 14:36, More)