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» I just don't get it
"It's always in the last place you look"
People say that to you when you've found your car-keys or the TV remote or something. Of course it's in the last fucking place I looked. As if I would carry on looking for my wallet after I've found it. "Ohh, actually it was in the second last place I looked. I found it under the settee, but then I looked in the laundry basket just to make sure".
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 15:06, More)
"It's always in the last place you look"
People say that to you when you've found your car-keys or the TV remote or something. Of course it's in the last fucking place I looked. As if I would carry on looking for my wallet after I've found it. "Ohh, actually it was in the second last place I looked. I found it under the settee, but then I looked in the laundry basket just to make sure".
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 15:06, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
There's this 12 year old boy having a wank
and his dad comes into the room and catches him in the act. "Don't do that, son." He says. "Save it for your wedding day."
Fast forward many years, the boy is now about 30 and he's about to get married. He asks his dad, "Dad, remember all those years back when you caught me having a wank, and you told me to save it for my wedding day?"
"Yes," says dad, "so?"
"I've saved 2 milk churns worth. What now?"
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 2:27, More)
There's this 12 year old boy having a wank
and his dad comes into the room and catches him in the act. "Don't do that, son." He says. "Save it for your wedding day."
Fast forward many years, the boy is now about 30 and he's about to get married. He asks his dad, "Dad, remember all those years back when you caught me having a wank, and you told me to save it for my wedding day?"
"Yes," says dad, "so?"
"I've saved 2 milk churns worth. What now?"
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 2:27, More)
» Stupid Tourists
One from Norway...
A yank married couple which were travelling ith the Norwegian shipping line "Hurtigruten" claimed their money back since "The midnight sun is the same sun as back home in the US, the shipping line gave us the impression that they have an another type of sun here in Norway, this is fraudulent behaviour.
Yup, you can read it here (if you can translate it first).
www.stavangeravisen.com/art.asp?art=18667
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 1:00, More)
One from Norway...
A yank married couple which were travelling ith the Norwegian shipping line "Hurtigruten" claimed their money back since "The midnight sun is the same sun as back home in the US, the shipping line gave us the impression that they have an another type of sun here in Norway, this is fraudulent behaviour.
Yup, you can read it here (if you can translate it first).
www.stavangeravisen.com/art.asp?art=18667
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 1:00, More)
» Singing the wrong words
work in a playschool with young irritating kids
then you get to sabotage some old classics:
Grey and grey-y and grey and grey,
Grey-y and grey-y and grey,
I've got colour blindness
Colour blindness
Colour blindness too.
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 23:20, More)
work in a playschool with young irritating kids
then you get to sabotage some old classics:
Grey and grey-y and grey and grey,
Grey-y and grey-y and grey,
I've got colour blindness
Colour blindness
Colour blindness too.
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 23:20, More)
» Pure Ignorance
Several years ago I lived in High Wycombe with an Australian guy
One day in _May_ (note emphasis) we were walking into town when I noticed someone still had a Christmas tree in the window. I pointed this out to him. He said, and I kid ye not, "A Christmas tree? Blimey, what religion celebrates Christmas at this time of year?"
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 15:18, More)
Several years ago I lived in High Wycombe with an Australian guy
One day in _May_ (note emphasis) we were walking into town when I noticed someone still had a Christmas tree in the window. I pointed this out to him. He said, and I kid ye not, "A Christmas tree? Blimey, what religion celebrates Christmas at this time of year?"
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 15:18, More)