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» Shoddy Presents
For my Mum's last birthday,
My little brother (10) got her a card.
It read "Because you've been like a mother to me..."
Well i thought it was funny.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 18:54, More)
For my Mum's last birthday,
My little brother (10) got her a card.
It read "Because you've been like a mother to me..."
Well i thought it was funny.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 18:54, More)
» Mini Cabs From Hell
Me and the lads were going to a stripclub one night a couple of months back
Only, me being me, had dressed casually and needed to go home to get into some more appropriate clothes.
So i decided to get a taxi home under the condition that the cabbie waits outside my house whilst i got changed and then takes me back to town.
Which is exactly what he did, but the things he said were what was disturbing.
He barely spoke English - so picture this.
"Where you go tonight?"
"oh im going to a strip club"
"you go there to err get err aroused yeah?"
"err yeah..."
"you like looking at naked woman yeah?"
"err.."
and the conversation continued in simple english, with this taxi driver talking pure filth.
Slightly disturbing.
(Thu 27th May 2004, 0:10, More)
Me and the lads were going to a stripclub one night a couple of months back
Only, me being me, had dressed casually and needed to go home to get into some more appropriate clothes.
So i decided to get a taxi home under the condition that the cabbie waits outside my house whilst i got changed and then takes me back to town.
Which is exactly what he did, but the things he said were what was disturbing.
He barely spoke English - so picture this.
"Where you go tonight?"
"oh im going to a strip club"
"you go there to err get err aroused yeah?"
"err yeah..."
"you like looking at naked woman yeah?"
"err.."
and the conversation continued in simple english, with this taxi driver talking pure filth.
Slightly disturbing.
(Thu 27th May 2004, 0:10, More)
» Premonitions
i often dream that i will be a rockstar
only time will tell.
(Thu 18th Nov 2004, 22:27, More)
i often dream that i will be a rockstar
only time will tell.
(Thu 18th Nov 2004, 22:27, More)
» Have you ever started a fire?
The fire we started
was fairly catastrophic as far as nature is concerned. A few hundred yards behind my housing estate, there are load of lovely fields, and as a nipper we used to build dens in a wooded area. Similar to most young boys, we all had a love for starting fires.
One day we found a huge oak tree with a slight hollowing in the ground beneath it. Not thinking properly, we filled the hole with dry grass and other kindling, and set it alight. Five minutes later and the flame was dying because dry grass burns up rather quickly.
So we added some sticks and a couple of small logs, and thats when the fire began to take shape - we went to fetch more wood, and returned to find a rather large fire.
Stamping didn't help and we had no water about, so we did the only imaginable thing. Legged it.
As we ran further into the fields we saw the fire getting larger and larger, and after taking the extremely long route back to our houses, we found our housing estate absolutely delved in smoke. Next was the sound of fire engines and the like.
Next day we went back to discover scorched earth where woodland once was. We had wiped out an entire 20 metre by 15 metre chunk of woodland, and the huge 200 year old oak that we lit the fire under was gone.
We have kept it quiet since.
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 22:12, More)
The fire we started
was fairly catastrophic as far as nature is concerned. A few hundred yards behind my housing estate, there are load of lovely fields, and as a nipper we used to build dens in a wooded area. Similar to most young boys, we all had a love for starting fires.
One day we found a huge oak tree with a slight hollowing in the ground beneath it. Not thinking properly, we filled the hole with dry grass and other kindling, and set it alight. Five minutes later and the flame was dying because dry grass burns up rather quickly.
So we added some sticks and a couple of small logs, and thats when the fire began to take shape - we went to fetch more wood, and returned to find a rather large fire.
Stamping didn't help and we had no water about, so we did the only imaginable thing. Legged it.
As we ran further into the fields we saw the fire getting larger and larger, and after taking the extremely long route back to our houses, we found our housing estate absolutely delved in smoke. Next was the sound of fire engines and the like.
Next day we went back to discover scorched earth where woodland once was. We had wiped out an entire 20 metre by 15 metre chunk of woodland, and the huge 200 year old oak that we lit the fire under was gone.
We have kept it quiet since.
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 22:12, More)