» Messing with the Dark Side

I've seen a ghost once, and only once.
It scared the shit out of me. I could feel its icy presence beside me. I turned round to find the pale blue shimmering form of yoda staring at me.

Of course, I was tripping my nuts off on shrooms.
(Fri 21st Apr 2006, 18:10, More)

» Old People Talk Bollocks

My mum's only 53... but still a bit odd in the head...
She frequently gets our names wrong (I have 5 siblings), and introduces us as Son number 3, or child four...
The remote control is called a flick-a-dick...
She doesn't finish sentances half the time, she just trails off and goes quiet or gets distracted by something... Then you have to remind her to finish...
She forgets words of things, and just gives a blank look as if we know what she's talking about...

And various other things I forget right now... I have the same short-memory as her (unlike my grandad (or gandy, as my big sister couldn't say grandad), who can remember _everything_ )
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 21:34, More)

» Premonitions

I can predict "Neighbours" plot lines, sometimes months in advance...


Also, I have massive recursive deja vu (deja vu, of deja vu of deja vu... etc.) more often than is normal.

My best friend and I can finish each other's sentances most of time. Though this may be because we're one person with two bodies...
(Fri 19th Nov 2004, 17:13, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

We (my parents) own a very loud Landrover
and whilst on holiday in Wales, in Menai Bridge, we drove past the set of Rwnd y Rwnd (sp?) several times during the day. At one point we were even overtaken by a car with a cameraman in, presumably filming some in-car sequence. So if anyone who watched that saw a very old, noisey, and beat-up Landrover, that was us.

Yup. Oh, I was at a festival where the BBC were filming (BBC4, I think), and just kept wandering back and forth behind the presenter whilst filming, looking all long-haired and such.

I also shat on Richard's (of Richard and Judy) face on live TV, and he liked it*. Sick bastard**.

*probabaly a lie
**probably true
(Tue 16th Nov 2004, 20:13, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Not really what I said, more of what I did...
A couple of years ago, a friend and I were sitting alone in the school library, reading the newspapers, and he was sitting with one foot on his other knee.

So, me being me, I decided to take off his shoe, and throw it across the library... Just as a teacher walked past...

"Don't throw your shoes about, go pick it up", says I. Cue odd look from teacher...
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 23:07, More)