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Boring, found mainly lurking around Manchester....

or on Jollity Farm.

Recent front page messages:

dunno if anyone's done this.....

....now resized for quickyness.....

and my first frontpage!!!!!
thanks!!!!!!!
(Tue 8th Jul 2003, 23:51, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Evidence that you're getting old

when...
There is more hair growing out of either/both (delete as appropriate...) nasal passages & earholes, than there is growing out of the top of your head!
(Sat 30th Oct 2004, 11:08, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Just a couple.....
There was a guy at school called Caleb Greathead, a dentist near where i live called Peter Sutcliffe and I used to work with a guy who's a bit of a movie buff who'd named his son Harrison Fox Brown....

Re: Porn names - Mine would be Max Paradise!!!
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 22:54, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

Jeremy "spack hand" Beadle...
I once worked part time on a stall on Stockport market (Nr Manchester) and witnessed a guy yelling at one of his kids & shaking him by the shoulder quite roughly - must have been whinging for an ice cream or something...

I shouted over for him to "Quit it or else..." as customers were getting annoyed with the commotion, and as the guy gave me an evil stare I realised it was old spack hand!!

After about 10 seconds of the "Do you know who I am?" stare, he ducked his head down, turned 180 degrees and herded the gob-smacked family away at high speed - with the kid giving me a big grin over his shoulder as they went.

Result!!
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 19:11, More)

» Dentists

Scariest name for a dentist ever.....
Not sure if he's still going or not, but there used to be a dentist called Peter Sutcliffe in Gorton (Manchester)....
(Thu 2nd Nov 2006, 22:24, More)

» Dad Jokes

Re: Dad Jokes
If I dug him up do you think he will remember any?
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 19:24, More)
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