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I was at my school leavers' do
and I drank a lot of free champagne, 5 pints of lager and at least 9 double southern comforts...I was sick for a bit and then went back to the bar, I was totally wasted.
I was sat on some stairs having what I thought to be a normal conversation with a girl and she started kissing me, I got to touch her boobs and everything 'cos we were in a secluded area. At this point we were lying on the stairs and my mate walked past and asked me the time - I got my phone out of my pocket with one hand but I dropped it and had to get up to get it back, at which point I fell down the stairs and ripped my tux. I got my phone, told my mate the time and got back to the girl...then my phone went and another mate told me he'd jumped over an electric fence into stinging nettles so I told the girl I'd be back in 15 minutes. I got down the road and found my mate and made sure he was like alive and then headed back to the party - when I got there I forgot where I'd left the girl because it as a really really big place. Bah that would've been an awesome night :(
(Fri 27th Oct 2006, 17:48, More)